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Best car to get bitches?

>> No.51468676

>>51468668
the most expensive one

>> No.51468687
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>> No.51468690

>>51468668
Windowless panel van

>> No.51468691

>>51468668
What the fuck? Those girls are underage enjoy your fucking ban pedo

>> No.51468727

>>51468668
White unmarked van.

>> No.51468750
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>>51468668
I-is that a Hyundai?

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>>51468668
the car that gives you the best looking face

>> No.51468776

>>51468691
How do you know?

>> No.51468780

>>51468758
Any tips to cut BF% should I start smoking?

>> No.51468792
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>>51468668
Pretty elaborate ruse. It's a guy. Probably shaved his legs and bought some stockings.

I'm an expert on trannies. I can tell from the thighs that he has possibly been on estrogen supplementation. It's also very possible this is his fetish because muscle that activates in the leg when the penis is hard is activated in several of the thigh shots. A rudimentary understanding of males understanding can show this. That along with the way he rests his legs in a masculine fashion.

Looking at the hand shows me has probably photoshopped them too because they don't look quite male or female. He probably thought he would be clever enough to remove his male features but obviously isn't very familiar with biology.

This along with his 4chan use, crossdressing, and catfishing tells me he is probably a very lonely person who never had many friends in school but also didn't pay much attention to his studies(explains the lack of understanding of biology).

He also tries to act feminine in his typing, but my algorithm tells me he psyche is that of a male. He tries to be feminine in his speech but falls short in many areas. He doesn't quite "get" feminine expression. This is likely due to his obsession with anime he developed due to his social isolation during middle and highschool which ultimately messed up the wiring in his mind and drove him to this fetish. The people who make anime often write female characters who overcompensate feminity but let the male writer's masculinity shine through. This is why many bisexual men favor female anime characters. I'm a little too trained to fall for this, but I can see how many have.

All in all, this is a ruse that would fool an amateur. Someone not well versed in gender expression in speech, biology, and male/female psychology. Hope this helps everyone here.

>> No.51468807

>>51468668
If you want to pick up underage girls like pic rel then literally any car is fine. Even 30 year shitbox which smells like rotten cum and piss. If it has wheels and moves then you're good to go. At least that's what I've seen from my old friends who didn't grow up mentally since high school...

>> No.51468841

>>51468668
You tell me

>> No.51468845
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>>51468668
Bitches love trucks.

>> No.51468867

>>51468668
A 2023

>> No.51468882

>>51468668
>Presenting themselves for BBC

>> No.51468888

>>51468668

varg said an old car is best because it shows reliability

>> No.51468899

>>51468668
was there last year
spain have some expensive hookers but good food

>> No.51468986

>>51468776
lack of feminine features and muscle mass. not to mention they can barely reach the hood. breeders are famine proof, those are boy bodied children.

>> No.51469020

>>51468986
>boy bodied
ywnbaw

>> No.51469041

>>51468845

no they don't, fags like trucks

>> No.51469098

>>51468668
Doesn't matter you could be Henry Cavill on a 98 civic and pull 100 women easily , it's just that you have a car that matters. Work on yourself

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>>51468668

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>>51468750
>I-is that a Hyundai?
No it's a Range Rover Sport circa 2017

>> No.51469226
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>>51468668
Don’t worry about thots. Just drive your dream car. The thots will come.

>> No.51469234

>>51468780
Stop eating.

>> No.51469261

>>51469041
>never had a truck

>> No.51469299

>>51468845
>Be me
>Live in Dallas
>Nothing but dudes in trucks who can't get laid
>never had a problem in my 15 year old Camry
If you are asking what kind of vehicle will get you sex you have already lost.

>> No.51469301
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>>51469020
I'm not trying to fuck kids or swap genders so I don't understand.
>>51468776
picrel

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>>51468690
I take it anon fucks on the first date?

>> No.51469334

>>51469301
>all women below 5'2 are underage
are you retarded

>> No.51469343

>>51468668
taxi

>> No.51469348

>>51469301
Theyre 5mm larger for anything older

How autistic are you?

>> No.51469359

>>51468668
One that doesn’t make you look like a boomer having a midlife crisis.

>> No.51469361

>>51468691
i don't see the problem

>> No.51469363

>>51468792
This is the best one yet I'm saving this for later watch out jannies

>> No.51469396

>>51468668
Guys I just read that poo poo comes from there even with girls is this true?

>> No.51469400

>>51468780
it's called the machinists diet. one apple for lunch and one can of tuna for dinner. Drink as much coffee as you wish.

https://youtu.be/H0fuHY4U1UA

>> No.51469445

Huh interesting. I recognize where that photo was taken and I live nearby.
I'll go there and take a big whiff and report back.

>> No.51469495

>>51468888
Checked. I like vargs videos but the one where he talks about what cars women different types of women find attractive is dumb

>> No.51469504

>>51468668
Lighting and form of right's ass is just divine.

>> No.51469509

>>51468668
Cars are literal sausage magnets, mostly dudes care about cars. That being said, the Volkswagen Beetle is the most based car of them all and chicks love them.

>> No.51469525

>>51468668
OH MY, IM READY YES

>> No.51469540

>>51468750
Pleb detected

>>51469301
Have sex

>> No.51469602
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>>51468668
sssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXX!!!!!!!!!!
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH!!
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHIMMMM COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMING
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.51469608

>>51468845
It's true. Small women like riding big trucks and wranglers.

>> No.51469623

>>51468668
any car. bonus points if it's an exotic. they only see it as means to be taken where they want.

>> No.51469692

>>51469334
yes
>>51469348
very
>>51469540
married, so never

>> No.51469707

>>51469602
Based coomer. Airplane masturbation challenge accepted.

>> No.51469729

lady on the right has a perfect ass

>> No.51469746

>>51469608
>i like guys with trucks
>i like black dudes
still let me, a white boy with an suv, creampie though

>> No.51469782

>>51468668
Everyone that needs a car to fuck a women have not right to call themselves a man.

>> No.51469851

>>51468668
imagine if you went to fuck and that was all the ass she brought

>> No.51469874

>>51468668
Man that's some nice butt

>> No.51469889

>>51469746
The amerimutts are awake

>> No.51470053

>>51469134
>hits a pothole

>> No.51470364

>>51468792
There is more value in this post than all the crypto in existence.

>> No.51470420

>>51468668
Motorcycles are the Ultimate sex machine

>> No.51470453

a motorcycle you coward

>> No.51470505

>>51469301
kys faggot

>> No.51470540

>>51468986
Stop projecting dude. Deep down you want to believe these girls are underage

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>>51468986
>OH MY GOD, ARE THOSE GIRLS BELOW TWO HUNDRED POUNDS?! THEY MUST BE CHILDREN.

>> No.51470564

>>51468687

Lmao

>> No.51470591

>>51469301
made me audibly kek, tell me you're trolling and you are debasing your own argument for laughs

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>>51468668
oh my god why did you post this

>> No.51470788

>>51468727
Based

>> No.51470810

>>51468845
why is there poop all over her feet??

>> No.51470833

>>51470453
>>51470420
redpill me on a good first motorcycle,

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> How to attract THE RIGHT type of women!
https://files.catbox.moe/gkvxxo.webm

> How to find a Beautiful Traditional Wife
https://files.catbox.moe/u2wxxm.webm

>> No.51470846

>>51469301
You scaled down the woman like 25%

>> No.51470887

>>51470835
>>>/pol/

>> No.51470925

>>51470835
>https://files.catbox.moe/gkvxxo.webm
pure delusion. I actually just watched 6 minutes of this.
>leftist women eye me because of my car!
Yea i'm sure if you ask 100 leftist women they'll all say survivability and the ability to not be strong like africans is very attractive

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>>51468668

>> No.51471003

>>51468792
Thanks, knew there was something off.

>> No.51471026

>>51468676
This, except the car that *looks* the most expensive to women.

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>>51468668

>> No.51471071

>>51471027
what the fuck

>> No.51471164
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>>51471071

>> No.51471194

94 civic hatchback

>> No.51471235

>>51471164
did you make this? is it some photoshop shit

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How new are you?

>> No.51471359
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>>51469224
Range Rover chads, we keep winning

>> No.51471365

>>51469301
How can you be so retarded, its obviously not the same car you fucking autist

I would still do them I dont even care theyre at breeding age btw

Fucking nigger

>> No.51471440

>>51468668
That's that Brazilian man isn't it?

>> No.51471465

>>51471359
>>51471365
10,000%.

>> No.51471482

>>51471359
this ballsack lol

>> No.51471487

Idk, but both my G-Wagon and S-Class work well.

>> No.51471555

>>51471027
lol what did you type in for this?

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>>51470833
SV650 is a great starter bike. Then get a dual sport as a 2nd bike so you can feel like Ryan Gosling in that one film

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>>51471359
i'm so lonely and horny bros...

>> No.51471809

>>51471722
opinion on sports bikes and kawasakis?

>> No.51472024

>>51471809
I got a 2 year old Ninja 650r with a repair title for a small dent on craigslist for $3k. I actually did net a lot of attractive girls because of it since I'm devoid of personality outside of owning a motorcycle

>> No.51472071

>>51471809
Ninja 400 is probably a good starter bike
Then if you want more power you can upgrade to something like a 636 or their 1000CC ninja

>> No.51472093

>>51468668
Probably none? Chad I know literally just bicycles everywhere

>> No.51472097

>>51472024
Oh shit this. I forgot about the ninja 650. I would recommend getting that over a ninja 400.

I was actually going to get that as my first bike but ended up finding a sweet deal on a Ducati Monster 695

>> No.51472106

>>51471809
first bike:

klx 300
versys 300
crf300l

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>>51468668

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>>51472097
dont listen a guy who buy ducati
low iq retard

>> No.51472155

>>51472093
>implying I'm a chad

>> No.51472173

Do women actually care about car that are worth less than $100k?

>> No.51472177
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>>51471359
imagine the smell

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The reality is that Chad can smash in a Prius. Buying a car to get laid is cope and you will only attract gold diggers.

>> No.51472222

>>51469226
This for me but with Tsukiumi from Sekirei on the side of a Nissan GTR

>> No.51472367

>>51468676
no you can trick stupid whores with 20 year old bmws for about tree fiddy.

>> No.51472412

>>51470053
It has hydraulics. That gay lil pink nigga can dance.

>> No.51472420

>>51468845
bitches who smell like wet dog and order iced coffee drinks with 6 sugars and 4 creams like trucks.

>> No.51472423

>>51468668
sex with women

>> No.51472459

>>51468668
why are those guys doing that.

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>> No.51472533

>>51472497
If I saw this car driving I would brake check it instantly

>> No.51472541

>>51468792
kekked

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>>51472497

>> No.51472821

>>51471555
child belly erotic

>> No.51473009

>>51468986
>lack of feminine features

What a fucking ableist pos.
You should be ashamed for body shaming

>> No.51473033

>>51472821
wtf i tried it and it worked. thats crazy

>> No.51473087

>>51468668
Cars mean jack shit if you have no charisma.

>> No.51473130

>>51471235
eyyy ayyy

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>>51468668
Volvo 240.

>> No.51473209

>>51468668
I'd say that the three accessible "bitch magnet vehicles" are:
> A Mercedes G-Class
> A BMW M3
> Any Lambo, because women want the meme of dating a man with a Lambo

This only applies to city girls. If she's a country girl, she wants a big truck.

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>>51471359
>>51468668
these threads make me wish I were single bros
I wanna fug stanky college girl pussy
t. cucked in an LTR