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>> No.51464608
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Bobros it's time to short this Ponzi to the ground

>> No.51464617
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>>51464599
Stop posting shitty irrelevant no-name waifus.

>> No.51464654
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>>51464617
Do all the chinese cartoons you fags post have names? I don't know they're all the same to me BROTHER

>> No.51464671

Are we going to dump until next FOMC? Or we're in for some relief, has been nonstop dumping for 2 days now

>> No.51464676

rip in piss SIGA

>> No.51464677

>>51464599
they all look stinky and I want to smell them
>>51464617
cope

>> No.51464690
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51464690

Beware beware, the 24th of September.
That day and today will be one to remember

>> No.51464704

>>51464690
What's going to happen on the 24th?

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>>51464672
>>51464672
>>51464672
I'm fucking at the end of my rope anon. It's been years. I did everything they wanted, and it's still not over. I did everything fucking right and they took everything from me anyways. I don't feel happiness anymore, I haven't for years. I constantly fucking wish to any deity I get stricken by cancer so I can let it eat at me and die. I can't kill myself because it would do more harm than good to the people around me. As much as I love them and care about them, I just don't want to fucking suffer anymore. Why is it selfish, why is it selfish to see the people you love suffer and you want them to keep living?

When you feel pain inside and out constantly (nerve damage) you stop imagining a life without pain, and just imagine being able to die so you wont have to feel it anymore.

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>>51464704

>> No.51464730

>>51464704
Nothing, just a shizo that fell for the merz speech in the German Parliament.

He said the 24th of September is a day to remember but it was a slip up coz he was talking about the 24th of feb when russia invaded the ukrain.

>> No.51464740 [DELETED] 

>>51464715
lol stfu get a gun and kill some politican or kike you fucking baby.

>> No.51464741
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>up 23% on my NVDA short
is it really that easy bearbros?

>> No.51464764 [DELETED] 

>>51464740
I don't think there's any politician in minecraft I could kill that would really do anything.

>> No.51464806
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today's the day

>> No.51464813

>>51464677
stinky 10Y no one wants...

>> No.51464817
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>>51464730
MEDS NOW SCHIZO. HE SAID THIS BUT HE REALLY MEANT THAT!

>> No.51464818

How's it looking frens? Red start and green finish today?

>> No.51464842
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>>51464813
>>51464677
opps

>> No.51464850

if today is bullish it's only so the jew can get a good spot to dump from on monday morning

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>>51464654
>doesn't instantly recognize Osaka or know her true name
>doesn't even know this place wouldn't exist without her anime

>> No.51464883

another red day coming

>> No.51464884
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>>51464741
Well yeah. As easy as a bull market just reversed. Though the retard bull rallies can be tough. God I fucking hate bulltards.

>> No.51464890
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>> No.51464909
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What will UVXY close at today? I have some old spreads exp today I forgot about

>> No.51464927

fedex down nearly 20% premarket. maybe a good buy for the rebound

>> No.51464944
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I don't get paid til next week. How am I supposed to buy the dip if I have no mone?

>> No.51464947

sell shorts today or monday?

>> No.51464950
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Uber had a hack and it’s been up quite a lot lately. Looks like an easy short, no?

>> No.51464990

>>51464944
just buy after the 1k bps hike

>> No.51465006

>>51464990
Been out of the loop
Are they hiking by 100 or to 100?

>> No.51465021

>>51465006
75 bps probably, but possibly 100 is what the bets are so far

>> No.51465042
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>>51465006

>> No.51465052

>>51465042
>>51465021
Neat
Is this the last planned one this year?

>> No.51465054

>>51465006
surprise 1000bps hike

>> No.51465064

>>51465052
Market is expecting 75 more basis points in November FOMC and 50 for December

>> No.51465066
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>2 year treasury
>3.9%
Lmao we finna buying treasuries soon.

>> No.51465073

BUDDY LOOK AT APPLE COMPUTER

BUDDY WE TOLD YOU

>> No.51465080
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>>51465066
Never the risk premium always favors stocks even in a bear market.

>> No.51465092

Damn I sold my soxl and sqqq yesterday thinking that clown world was gonna re-engage

>> No.51465110
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>>51465092
We're gonna sell a lot of puts at open, then shove a giant green dildo up their asses, goy. This will be fun

>> No.51465126

>>51464944
yikes. dont know any of these characters. anime has really gone to shit

>> No.51465136

My wife just rolled over, cocked her leg, and blasted a fart in her sleep. How will this effect the stock market today?

>> No.51465170
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.51465172

>>51465064
just follow whatever Nick Timiraos at the WSJ says, he's basically leaking news of the rate hikes for powell

>> No.51465181

My calls are going to expire worthless aren’t they

>> No.51465189

>>51465181
i mean i tried to warn you

>> No.51465191

>>51465136
how do you live with that

>> No.51465200

>>51465172
Nick said 75.

>> No.51465201
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And just like that, I'm now one step closer to being forced back to the cage

>> No.51465214

>>51465200
Think we will pump on 75 because it isnt 100?

>> No.51465218
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>>51464599

I actually understand so much about economics (specifically how the banking system operates), that I'm basically insane now...

>> No.51465227

>>51465214
why woudl you think the market will ever pump again after the spx dropped 100 points in ONE MINUTE on the inflation print
we havent seen a swift move that big in well a very, very long time
the market doesnt pump anymore lol

>> No.51465229

I overtraded a bit yesterday. Afraid I‘m going to overtrade again today. Might sell some TQQQ

>> No.51465230

>>51465214
Not sure. Fed futures only had 32% of 100 bps. So 75 is "as expected" so may not do much really. Powells comments will matter more. If he can soothe people after this rout over cpi.

>> No.51465237

Any economic data coming out today?

>> No.51465247

>>51465218
How does it operate?

>> No.51465261

>>51465247
Do you really want to know?

>> No.51465270
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>>51465247

>> No.51465276

>>51465227
>the market doesnt pump anymore lol
Well explain why it fucking pumped killing my short certs then.
I fucking hate kikes so much.

>> No.51465277
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>>51464866
Really don’t give a shit about your drawings ITS ALL THE SAME

>> No.51465279

>>51465261
Yes

>> No.51465285

>>51465276
when did the market pump since the cpi print
its been a steady down move lol
dont confuse elevated volatility in the intraday for a pump lol
volatility isnt for amateurs, zoom out

>> No.51465296
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>>51464599
So I'm guessing this will gap down at open, and then recover throughout the day to form a nice hammer candle, and another strong bottom. Afterwards another bull rally, this time even higher will ensue.

>> No.51465299
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bullcucks haha

>> No.51465315
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>>51465296
Market hates holding over the weekend when there's uncertainty

>> No.51465324

>>51465315
and quad witching

>> No.51465330

>>51465296
No.

>> No.51465336

>>51465200
remember the first 75 bps hike? he leaked it a at the start of the week when there was a fomc meeting

if 100 bps is happening it's going to get leaked at the start of next week

>> No.51465350
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Hello? Yea, my name is...well, don't worry about my name. You just might not wanna open your brokerage account this morning, that is all

>> No.51465353

>>51465336
yes
if wall street journal doesn't run the story by tuesday at 12:00pm it is going to be 75

>> No.51465354

>>51465324
>quad witch

what happens to heavily shorted stocks?

>> No.51465369

>>51465354
They might retard pooomp

>> No.51465371
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>>51465350
This goes for mumus and maybe bobos
>the evil bitch, the quad witch

>> No.51465388

I haven’t put out any burp content in 3 weeks. I just haven’t been in the mood

>> No.51465409

>>51465388
Bro I subscribed to you and saw no burp content. How do I make a PVC grenade launcher

>> No.51465437

>>51465315
>>51465324
the market has had many green fridays this year
its the session after opex that is the bad one

>> No.51465456
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>>51465409
Hey thanks for the sub.
I’ll be doing pvc projects this weekend. Think I’m going to start with a pvc catapult with rubber bands

>> No.51465479
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It's time to buy more, boys.

>> No.51465485

Will the market recover in the next 5-7 months? Will I be able to weather through this on 13k cash alone?

>> No.51465503
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Fedex? It's hard to find the words, but I guess you could say he's...my hero

>> No.51465504

>>51465485
The way I see it it's gonna crater by January-March and then who knows. So if I'm right then yeah you might want to stay cash until that happens and then get in. In the meantime you can also short something, but you never know when a retarded rally is gonna happen.

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>>51465485

>> No.51465512

>>51465456
Wrap the bands with newspaper, drench it in lighter fluid and set it on fire. That's how you pump those rookie numbers.

>> No.51465516
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51465516

Guys...

Could this be it? WW3 beginning soon with China?

https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1570703517060591616

I'm shorting airplane stocks like Boeing.

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Reminder q3 earnings will be a disaster. Expect more lower guidance

>> No.51465527

>>51465353
>>51465336
Didnt he already leak the story of 75? Fed quiet session is already in effect I thought.

>> No.51465545

>>51465510
What am I looking at here?

>> No.51465551

>>51465516
calls on LMT

>> No.51465557

>>51465545
Nikkei, I'm just shitposting dw

>> No.51465559

>>51465512
The rubber bands are going to be what stores the potential energy for the catapult to function.

>> No.51465565

>>51465557
I wouldn't be surprised if we enter a 30 year bear market thought at this point.

>> No.51465571

>>51464817
Chill, did u even hear the speech? Nope thought so

>> No.51465570
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Just had some nice chilli with a lot of veggies and beef

>> No.51465583

>>51465559
Oh I thought you would launch a rubberband ball too. That would be neat

>> No.51465588

>>51465565
No one knows the future, but uh, yea, not looking great

>> No.51465590

Did FedEx destroy the URANIUM BULL THESIS

>> No.51465592
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>>51465583
Could be neat. I’m not sure what I’ll make this weekend but I know I have to do a video on compression fittings

>> No.51465595
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>>51465565
Would basically cement 99% of people to debt-slavery

>> No.51465597

>>51465527
yeah he talked about 75 recently

when 75 was first leaked it was during the quiet period

>> No.51465607

>>51465592
I have a PVC pipe sticking up out of my yard but I dont have septic. It's near my buried propane tank so I'm guessing it's for that. Its ugly af tho.

Give me your market predictions today.

>> No.51465608
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>>51465409
So far y’all make up the bulk of my viewers. But I did experience some natural growth from searches. Not bad for week 1. I will ride steady down the road of monetization

>> No.51465616

>>51465516
What if China were to put sanctions over sand delivered to Taiwan? Ya know, the source of silica needed to make chips in Taiwan?

Fucking rip to GPUs and other electronics.

>> No.51465619

>>51465607
Find out what size it is and cut it down and cap it. If your scared to cap it because you don’t know what it’s venting then drill holes in the cap.

>> No.51465627

>>51465516
china has 0 military experience
if they got involved in conflict they would get clowned on worse than russia in their pathetic attempt to take over ukraine

>> No.51465646

I beclowned myself three days in a row.

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>>51465646
What is your outlook on the stock market?

>> No.51465659

>>51465653
Only up from here

>> No.51465677

>Futures

https://youtu.be/2Dlfwnvz76Q

>> No.51465679

>>51465627
Ukraine doesn’t exist

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>>51464599
Should I even bother selling /smg/ if a profitable utility companies I bought consistently give me 8% annual dividends even if the market crash?

>> No.51465687
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>>51465659
Of course

>> No.51465689
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You were warned, if 384 breaks today its an elevator ride straight down. -3-5% on the S&P today in that case. Screenshot this fact.

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>>51465646
>>51465659
You can't make this up. Beclowned Mumus, when will they ever learn?

>> No.51465697
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So SPX currently max pain is at 4045 and we're sitting at 3901. Does that mean that, because of the 1.5 put ratio, we will pump fukken hard when everyone is closing their puts?
or am I completely retarded

>> No.51465699

>>51465679
imagine getting repelled by a nonexistent country
see what i mean? russia looks so retarded
now imagine if a bunch of little (i mean little, like 5'4) math dorks tried to play army men lmao

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>>51464599
If today we break (we will) that support line, it's going to be a shit show. We're reaching lower lows frens. My spxs should print and I've layered more orders which in hoping to get executed at market open.

Yield curve has inverted a lot, inflation is still fucked, GDP now plunged, every report shows we're headed to recession. I've known we're in a recession for 2 months but it's becoming more evident now

>> No.51465705

Any SIGA bagholders left here?

>> No.51465710

>>51465699
>nato isn’t in Ukraine

>> No.51465718

>>51465710
thats neither here nor there because it just proves russia cant hang either way

>> No.51465723

>>51465697
Max pain is a bit of a meme, like closing gaps, or gold hedging against inflation. I've seen people make opex predictions based on this before and it didn't work out well, it's a poor predictor.

>> No.51465729

>>51465718
You’re retarded. Kys

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feeling incredibly bearish to the downside

>> No.51465740

>>51465697
problem with max pain this time is that the market was unexpectedly and swiftly repriced with the cpi print and so its somewhat chaos out there in the s&p futures market

>> No.51465741

>>51465646
You shall beclown thyself quarce times over by this damned afternoon, sir, by the rising of the sun I becurseth your positions

>> No.51465750

>>51465729
russia sucks china will also suck if they ever attempt to do irl warfare deal with it good luck with your "investment" decisions lmao

>> No.51465759
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>tfw spend the past two years losing my money on every fad because I got the timing wrong from shitcoins, meme stocks, the PMs meme, bought the top in energy
>recently started checking normie boomer analysis sites, buy anything with "Strong Buy"
>now have a tidy portfolio of gaming, defense, insurance and health stocks

Is this stupid, or actually a great idea? It keeps my bullshit emotions and biases out of trading for once

>> No.51465781

>>51465759
>find something valuable
>buy when its low
>sell when its high

its that easy.

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>>51464617
Based and milkpilled.

>> No.51465802

>>51465759
Yea you figured it out. Buying blue chips is the correct move right now. People on /smg/ are too reactionary. When it pumps people think it will pump forever. Same goes for when it dumps. This past year has been a blessing for accumulating strong companies. The dividend investor will make it through this downturn

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>>51465759
>2 years
why didn't you invest in a book about financial statement analysis, or alternatively, tried to understand what all the things on the funny chart mean and how to use indicators to your advantage? these sites stating "strong buy" "strong sell" are hardly good predictors.

>> No.51465810
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Who's buying 0DTE puts at open? Keep it small unless you're the degenerate gambling type like me

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>FexEx down 20% PM
FedEx bros...

>> No.51465817

>>51465740
Right, so by that you mean that the MM have now a different target price than starting of the month. But couldn't they already change that during the last two week or the option chain has too much inertia?

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>>51465812
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.51465824
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what the HECK is going on

>> No.51465828

expecting a micro bounce today, bears be careful

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>>51465810
brother im holding sqqq bear spreads

>> No.51465838

Thank god I don't have any options

>> No.51465839

>>51465812
Do we buy?

>> No.51465840
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>>51465820
BAGGIE SHARK,
DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO.
BAGGIE SHARK,
DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO.
BAGGIE SHARK!

>> No.51465842

>>51465817
Max pain only seems to matter when there is nothing else going on, no other catalyst nearby like the CPI we just had or Powell coming Tuesday

>> No.51465849

>>51465810
>>51465835
Bear here, we will see green after open, then I'll short the top

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>>51465810
OTM too?

>> No.51465857

>>51465817
idk about no mms having a different target price tinfoil hat stuff but because the market has dipped swiftly out of this weeks expected move zone it simply shows that the options market is doing a terrible job pricing in risk and theres a lot of unhedged positions out there

>> No.51465859

>>51465685
Who's this cute slampig?

>> No.51465884

>>51465689
we are indeed in no mans land
but personally im going to be buying far otm calls a few days to a week after we approach a new low

harby protip: dont trade price, trade timeframe

>> No.51465899
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>>51465854
Yea I think I'm gonna do a small OTM strangle actually Incase we get a max pain retard pump

>> No.51465914

>>51465218
>I actually understand so much about economics (specifically how the banking system operates), that I'm basically insane now...
same. i should have taken the blue pill; ignorance is bliss

>> No.51465926

>>51465899
I already have enough puts and I unironically pray for a retard pump today of all days... pretty good indicators shit is hitting the fan and if I can buy 2 month puts at clearance then i will.

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All this volatility, wouldn't it be funny if we just crab and fuck over both sides?

>> No.51465961

>>51465948
market could finish where its gonna start today but it will be anything but a quiet day between now and then

>> No.51465962

Bear bros I don't trust it.. shitcos and arkk are still green for the week.. I'm still riding my puts but I wouldn't be buying them today

>> No.51465973

>>51465812
ONE

NOTHING WRONG WITH ME....

>> No.51465976

Anyone see the volume on DRV?

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>>51465962
same... So much fake and gay- make me want to sell in pre

>> No.51466001

>>51465976
Anyone with level 2 see the volume on DRV?

>> No.51466002

>>51465859
You’re welcome
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zhJ-VWiNSn8

>> No.51466012

I'm selling everything

>> No.51466017

how do I have sex during the bear market?

>> No.51466026

>>51466012
I thought about doing that, but then you are sat in cash getting raped by inflation. All assets are dropping but all costs of living are going through the roof you will own nothing and be happy

>> No.51466028

>>51465973
TWO
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME....

>> No.51466034

>today is ex-dividend date for SPY
does that mean SPY will feel more free to dump their bags at open?

>> No.51466042

>>51466026
haha I don't think the market is going down I just have to pay my credit card

>> No.51466043

>>51466034
*SPY holders

>> No.51466058

>>51466026
You really think you are going to be able to get a 8%+ return in this market? Versus the downside risk?

>> No.51466067

I only got 600 canadian yuans to invest today and I'll dump it all in HQD.TO
this might be anough to creat a mini dead cat bounce

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Are we gonna see circuit breakers today?

>> No.51466071

It had officially been over a month since all SIGA has done is eat shit every fucking day and people in this thread still talk about slurping the dip.. 11.94 premarket

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>>51464599
I hold Microsoft and Raytheon. Elaina is best witch.

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>>51466071
It was fun while it lasted.

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>>51466069
smells funny idk might take my wins

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it's our time soon

>> No.51466108

>>51465285
>when did the market pump since the cpi print
the 4 days leading up to the CPI report was about an +8% pump for the nasdaq. low volume pump n dump

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>everyone itt is bear
Just bought with life saving and 5x leverage, /biz/ is always wrong

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>>51466098
You beclown yourself. You should keep a long of all the times you thought this and what happened next.

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>>51466114

>> No.51466134

>>51466114
I hope so I have been holding 4000 shares of 5QQQ for a negative 10 percent already

>> No.51466139

>>51466134
Anon..

>> No.51466145

>>51466114
Yeah.. I've been shilling bear since August rally and I think I'm gonna join bull gang soon

>> No.51466150

Fedex CEO claims we are going into global recession...

Nigga, we are already in a recession. A DEPRESSION is what we are really getting into.

>> No.51466153

>>51466108
well of course theres always an exit pump before the break down
but anyone with half a brain knew not to trust that rally
usually people whine about stuff because they want to be able to play the market every single day or every single week when theres really no good reason to play and its smarter to just sit tight and sell some premium and stay delta neutral and wait for the market to decide where its going

>> No.51466155

>>51466114
>everyone itt is bear
not even true lmao pay attention
>just inverse /smg/ bro
I'm convinced that Mumus see no point in understanding what's going on nor even what "fighting the Fed" means, they barely even know when anything expires, they just look at charts and take a wild guess (somehow the guess is just about always the same).

>> No.51466162

>>51466134
>4k of 5QQQ
kek I'm seeing a ton of slippage on T212 for 5QQQ

good luck anon

>> No.51466164

>>51466150
Depression? Isn't that just another word for feeling bummed out?

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>>51465571
What's that? Sorry I can't hear you with that stupid fucking mask on, faggot

>> No.51466173

BofA anticipates a 75bp September hike and a terminal rate to 4.00-4.25%

https://seekingalpha.com/news/3883358-bofa-anticipates-a-75bp-september-hike-and-a-terminal-rate-to-400-425

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>>51464599
let it burn

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>>51466134
Don't stop now you fucking magnificent bastard! you will be redeemed by end of Oct.

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>>51466114
>everyone itt is bear
just like when everyone was a bull during the craziest bull market in history. inversing didn't go so well there, did it?

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>>51466131
*keep a log, typing is hard

>>51466150
>if only you knew how bad things really are

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>>51466098

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>>51466153
Post your shorts, post your gains or fuck off. I'm so tired of you coming in after something happens and then saying how obvious it was. God damn you should get a job on financial news all you do is talk about shit after it already fucking happens and act like some fucking guru

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>>51466173
If we plummet again today i bet the percent for a 1 point jumps up way higher again.

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looking like another day of final impact

https://youtu.be/8bhYHwtEMJM

>> No.51466205

>>51465962
>I'm still riding my puts but I wouldn't be buying them today
well yeah because its gona be a red day. you open shorts on green days

>> No.51466206

>>51465595
Jfc please do not do that. Rather kms

>> No.51466211

>>51466162
I dont understand the terms you are using. Can you explain?

>> No.51466223

I have been through like 50 quad witchings and nothing ever fucking happens, what's the point of bringing it up? Might as well freak out whenever there is a full moon too while you're at it.

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>>51466211

>> No.51466227
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>>51465595

>> No.51466231

>>51466200
Powell doesn’t have the balls, he’s no Volcker

>> No.51466236

>>51466193
i mean i literally marked the top of the market back in march what more can you honestly ask for

>> No.51466239

>>51466211
>Slippage can occur at any time but is most prevalent during periods of higher volatility when market orders are used. It can also occur when a large order is executed but there isn't enough volume at the chosen price to maintain the current bid/ask spread.

Its Fine.

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>fedex crashing

>> No.51466242

>>51466226
??

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>>51466223

>> No.51466249

>>51466164
(((They))) changed the definition of recession, so I guess it would be.

>> No.51466258

>>51466239
>its fine
Okay good. I just hold for a quick double

>> No.51466261
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This is the future you chose, Mumu.

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>>51466114
>everyone itt is bear
this thread is retail and retail has STILL not capitulated. we have another -20% to go from here. the stock market is not important; the bond market is

you must feel pain because all of your faggot asses got free gains from the covidbux and we have to drain that excess liquidity from the market. you never should have had those gains in the first place and we need to shake you retail fucks out of the market. once you faggots are gone, we can have a normal market again

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futes down
europe down
dollar pumping
vix pumping

>buddy...

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>>51466236
You are the biggest fucking sell signal ever. I'm selling my puts today and buying FNGU. Cya in a month when you change your name back to "harbinger of the meltup" again and post how obvious the rally was. You are such a nigger. The worst trip fag here by a mile.

>> No.51466268

>>51465064
They are fools and it's going to dump the market even more when it's inevitably going to be more than that.

>> No.51466270

>>51466153
>but anyone with half a brain knew not to trust that rally
i know but it was tough holding short positions through those 4 days. my puts were getting hurt but I held them and they're back positive now but goddamn i almost got flushed. fuckers

>> No.51466271

>>51466264
I refuse to see red today

>> No.51466273

>>51466223
>Might as well freak out whenever there is a full moon too while you're at it.

anyone who has experienced a quad wolfing would never say that

>> No.51466276

>>51466262
the normal market was gay. the shitcoin volatility is much more fun grandpa

>> No.51466278

>>51466271
True gangsta ass nigga mumu right here.

>> No.51466280

>>51466269
well do keep in mind the market bottoms in september 8)

>> No.51466281

>>51466262
Are capitulations something that usually happens progressively or does it just come crashing with a bang?

>> No.51466282

>>51465565
>>51465588
>>51465595
Bunch of retarded doomers. There isnt any scenario where we get a 30 year bear market because some companies missed earnings and lowered guidance for the rest of the year. Stop being retarded.

>> No.51466290

>>51466262
The market has been running on fugazi since 2008, this is a reckoning much bigger than covidbux.

>> No.51466294

>>51466281
We are not there yet- there will be a pump after this Fedex/rail/amazon passes.

>> No.51466299

>>51466282
>because some companies missed earnings and lowered guidance
Mumus don't get it, blind to the big picture.

>> No.51466300

lol weren't we just at 4100 like 2 days ago?!?

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>>51466264
computer...

>> No.51466307

>>51466282
I will be retarded to the extent that pleases me

>> No.51466309

>>51466282
they are not wrong just early- but the rest of what you said is right on.

>> No.51466312

>>51466281
you get a slide... and it keeps sliding... and then people get a little scared and wonder if they should sell... THEN IT KEEPS SLIDING.... then oh my god my future is literally slipping away i should just sell but i cant..... AND THEN IT SLIDES SOME MORE..... and then they all call their money managers and say SELL IT ALL AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH and then i change my name ot harby of the meltup and start buying heh

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.51466322
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>>51466239
>>51466258
anyone have access to L2 LSE data?

i wonder how deep the order book is for 5qqq

>> No.51466326

>>51465270
everyone always talks about Shemitah year ends but nobody every says what they think that will actually mean for the market

>> No.51466331

>>51466299
And bobos are blind too. What started as a recession from inflation is now global apocalypse to them.
>>51466309
Yeah like 200 years early. The US isnt going to collapse because of inflation. Midwits hear inflation and picture weimer hyperinflation. Thats nowhere near the same scenario the US is in.

>> No.51466335

>>51466326
A washing away of all exuberance

>> No.51466336

BUDDY

>> No.51466338

>>51466322
SQQQ and DVR please.

DVR is about to go fucking nuts- seems light in pre though (slippage).

>> No.51466341

>>51466326
meshuggah

>> No.51466342
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>>51466282
Democrats keep spending. Fed keeps raising. Now eat the bugs.

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we told you people WE TOLD YOU PEOPLE

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*knock knock*
Hey mumu, stopped by to let you know the futures just broke the overnight lows. Talk later.

>> No.51466357

>>51466331
yeah you're dumb

>> No.51466359

I can't wait to buy more PRTY at open.

>> No.51466363

Drip/gush are doing that thing in premarket where they gap up and down 4% in 1 second. The absolute shitcoin scammery of oil is biopharm/natural gas tier kike magic

>> No.51466364

>>51466342
>>51466357
Muh collapse. Inflation didnt collapse the US before and its barely affecting things now. Fedex lowering guidance isnt going to cause the US to default and turn us into russia.

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>>51466355
>3858
b-buy the dip mmh cheapies

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>>51466331
>What started as a recession from inflation
Um, sweetie 'recessions' are racist and debunked.

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>>51465689

>> No.51466384

Test

>> No.51466385

>>51466363
No liquidity

>> No.51466386
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its 4 witches day, post witches

>> No.51466387

>>51466363
There was a lot of headlines 10 minutes ago from Saudi Arabia and Russia saying 90-100 was a fair price for brent and 120-130 would be too high.

>> No.51466390

>>51466364
Are you retarded? Inflation forced usa to devalue gold in 1930 and forced us completely off gold in the 1970s. What will we do next? You nest believe in Bible prophecy. You’re in one.

>> No.51466393

Camera coin i7

>> No.51466407

>>51466390
Gold is stupid im sorry dude. Your larper fantasy isnt going to happen. Apple has hundreds of billions in cash. Any pain in the economy is minor.

>> No.51466413
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Yea, I'm thinking this is it.

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>>51466386
>its 4 witches day, post witches
Lets get the market magic going!

>> No.51466422
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so I guess we're just going to new lows then huh?

>> No.51466429

>>51466074
>I hold Microsoft
You're cringe

>> No.51466433

>yields

>> No.51466437

>>51466407
Two more weeks until comex breaks
HODL GOLD APES

>> No.51466440

>>51466387
>vague headlines or rumors, nothing tangible
>entire world's value of oil or gas futures jumps 10% in a day
>reverses all of it the next day for no reason

Valid and legitimate healthy functioning non Jewish markets

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>>51466407
Gold is going to be going fucking crazy in a year or two- not long from now.

>> No.51466445 [DELETED] 

Well thats the t lads I'm drunk and about to hang myself it's 8am I've lost everything my 401 is worthless, no IRA and I'm done

>> No.51466447
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>>51466386

>> No.51466448

>>51466407
>worlds largest company has a lot of money
>recession cancelled

God I fucking hate permabulls

>> No.51466457

>>51466443
Yeah crazy going down.
>>51466448
I didnt say recession cancelled you shill. You arent quoting me. But this collapse the doomers want, some 30 year bear market is just retarded.

>> No.51466458

>>51466440
Oil is too closely tied to the national security of countries. Speculation as we have it is the most transparent thing we can get for it unfortunately.

>> No.51466462

Please don't do it market.

>> No.51466471

>>51466457
>But this collapse the doomers want, some 30 year bear market is just retarded.

Who is even saying that?

>> No.51466475
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HERE IT COMES. OH MAMA

>> No.51466479

>>51466471
Read the thread moron.
see >>51465565

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What up my niggas

>> No.51466490
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>>51466445

>> No.51466493 [DELETED] 
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>>51466416
ya more witches, lets get the kabbalah going

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>>51466364
>>51466407
>>51466390
you see that blue line? that is a 40 year trend line in the 10YR Treasury that we just broke out, backtested, and are ripping higher. what do you think happens to stocks as that line goes up?

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Most of this expiration is at the 930 open, but there's still quite a bit to position the close for.

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>>51466355
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
STOP IT BOBO

>> No.51466516

>>51466495
Wow the 40 year bond market finally hit the bottom. Crazy!!! ahhhh its all over! You are overstating the significance of it. As yields rise yeah people will sell stocks. That doesnt make a 30 year bear market. When volcker raised rates it didnt cause a 30 year bear market either. You buy bonds and start investing again.

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>>51466462
Housing market is about to- get DRV now, you have been warned.

>> No.51466520

>BREAKING: BofA CFO falls to his death from the bank's Charlotte headquarters
It's happening

>> No.51466522

>>51466495
You didnt draw it that well

>> No.51466530

>>51466520
please!

>> No.51466532

>>51466495
>Meme lines
Heh

>> No.51466539

Is today the day to buy soxl cash gang? Seeing a lot of articles today saying there is going to be another 20% drop, so this has to be the bottom

>> No.51466542

>>51466520
dont cry wolf son

>> No.51466545

>>51466445
the bottom is in

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>>51466522
i drew it fine

>>51466516
no not a 30 year bear market - that was a different anon. i'm forecasting the next 4 quarters of ~0 GDP growth

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>>51466522
It's pretty close, the line he drew is more accurate for the past 15 rather than 40 years

>> No.51466552

>>51466520
Fake and gay

>> No.51466561

>>51466542
>>51466552
Beclowned

>> No.51466564

>>51466520
BREAKING: YOU'RE A FAGGOT

>> No.51466572

>>51466422
i mean make no mistake the market could do a big switcheroo and the spy could run up 10 bucks today
elevated volatility and a day that can be historically volatile just means its not a good idea to step out here and try to play hero

>> No.51466575

its fucking over

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>>51466530
I don't appreciate you calling scoopsies a nigger and making fun of me last night. I'm expecting an apology from you before the opening bell

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>>51466437
HODL THE LINE BOOMERS

MUH MANIPULATED MARKET

>> No.51466593

>>51466520
Sauce? I hope he fell on the homeless camp below bofa tower.

>> No.51466599

>>51466549
>i'm forecasting the next 4 quarters of ~0 GDP growth
Yeah could be. Bear markets outlast you by boredom not pain imo. But im not seeing that as a sign the US is in trouble. We have had recessions before and bear markets before and things recover.

>> No.51466600

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>>51466465
>>51466465
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We're reaching 320 SPY before we start going up. It would put the pe close to 15. Zoom out the spy chart and you'll see the only good support at 330 to 320. This week we'll break a support and it's all down from here

>> No.51466615

Bulltard arrogance is still at all time highs. Maybe after another 50% decline they will learn

>> No.51466617

>>51466572
Yea- im not going to be fucking around during witching hour.

>> No.51466624

>>51466600
too early, digits shall remain unchecked

>> No.51466635

>>51466600
Not migrating, simple as

>> No.51466644

>>51466605
there is already support at 370. its not going lower than 360

>> No.51466647

>file deleted
its over

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>> No.51466654

>>51466624
>>51466635
Looks like /smg/ up and left you behind

>> No.51466668

>>51466649
>>51466600
you dumb fucking gorillas

>> No.51466790

>>51466519
sadly i sold my drv stonks about a week ago thinking they'd never perform and it'd be a wash sell now if i bought more

>> No.51466809

>>51466572
buddy your all caps overdramatic name lends no credence whatsoever. please be quiet and go away

>> No.51466940

>>51466809
buddy look at apple computer

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Don't forget what they took from you.

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>liberal world order

>> No.51467524

buddy bake me a new thread

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