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>> No.51461113
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>>51461097
Doompeeng hard tomorrow frens

>> No.51461130
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When can we buy? I'm loving these AI generators

>> No.51461132
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Imagine the (financial) smell

>> No.51461137
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It’s over!

>> No.51461140
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buy buy buy

>> No.51461144

bears... you won

>> No.51461151

Reminder that that the fed increased the bills in circulation by 33% during the pandemic. So while the supply chain absolutely effects prices, anyone placing the blame of inflation on anyone but the printing of the central bank is a fucking jew and needs to be called out

>> No.51461152
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Bond Market General

>> No.51461158

>>51461132
That’s a man, fr fr no cap

>> No.51461159

TWO MORE WEEKS

>> No.51461183

>>51461034
Nope. But once inflation is under control you can cash it in anon. Get your principial back risk free + coupons collected
>>51461051
The next calc is in october. I dont think it perfectly matches the fed rate based of historical examples.. However with another 75bp hike -- I think the new fed rate is going to be around 3%
>>51461054
I would say wait. New rates drop is soon. No need to rush. You buy ibonds with expectation that inflation is persistent.

>> No.51461194

>>51461151
How much of that money has been wiped away with the crypto and stock blood bath?

>> No.51461202

>>51461183
Someone needs to remind these kids that bonds are hilariously safe especially ibonds

>> No.51461204

>>51461151
That money just ended up in bank accounts doing nothing for awhile. Fed did nothing wrong except waiting too long to act.

>> No.51461229

>>51461204
Remember when they printed that massive amount near the beginning at 0% rate and companies just fucking bought their own stock?

Lol
Lmao

>> No.51461235
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51461235

Best senate trader is buying ARKK.
What the fuck is going on? Are we really going to squeeze shitstocks higher?

>> No.51461236

>>51461194
About 2-3% of american wealth was wipe away in the last quarter due to the fall in equities and real estate wiping away 6 trillion.

>> No.51461239

>Despite all the economic warning signs and the market breaks in March and May 1929, stocks resumed their advance in June and the gains continued almost unabated until early September 1929 (the Dow Jones average gained more than 20% between June and September). The market had been on a nine-year run that saw the Dow Jones Industrial Average increase in value tenfold, peaking at 381.17 on September 3, 1929.
it even matches up with the months, and the 9 year bull run

>> No.51461241

>>51461194
Stop thinking in terms of money and start looking beyond money.

>> No.51461249
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>>51461204
Oh don't worry, I am aware of the stability of bonds. I thought it was a bug with my broker initially when the price didn't move, but they really are just super stable and solid. It'd be a shame if something came and upset that apple cart.

>> No.51461263
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despite me warning him not to, or to at least ease into it a bit. I have found out that my dad put 500k of his 401k back into the market at the top of august kek.

>> No.51461269

>>51461239
Its even worse this time because of the debt to gdp ratio. Remember that's the proverbial linch pin. The debt and the interest on the debt could be so high that the fed will have to keep rates low even if they need to raise them. Just to keep it so the state can pay its debt

>> No.51461296

>>51461241
Have you become a be-bodhisatva through the transcendentally bad financial decisions you've made now baggot?

>> No.51461299

>>51461235
Did Cathie find a new old Boomer sugar daddy to fill her aching holes with gamma?

>> No.51461303

>>51461263
Eh, August to now isn't a huge dip and a decent discount compared to 9 months ago. Not the worst decision if he holds for another few years. Timing is hard.

>> No.51461312
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Who else here /wyckoffmethod/? Am I the only one among boomers who use it?

>> No.51461314
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>>51461249
Just buy TQQQ tomorrow and sell for a 4% gain. Its that fucking easy

>> No.51461316
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Goodbye /smg/ I went all in and bought weekly calls going into the close Monday.... tell my family I love them

>> No.51461319
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Red tomorrow lmao

>> No.51461322

>>51461269
Fed relief soon. As yields go up real estate as investments worth go down. All the money plowed into real estate was "yield chasing" fed rates above 3.5% is pretty damn close to them offloading investment properties and buying bonds instead

>> No.51461326

>>51461152
Jeffy wants you to buy the bonds.

>> No.51461327
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51461327

Its over bros, the AI Jews stole the futures.

>> No.51461330

Biden is the stupidest, gayest nigger of all time.

>> No.51461337

>>51461312
I prefer the /whackoffmethod/

>> No.51461342

>>51461312
I thought the Wyckoff chart was used more as demoralization than actual trading. How's your results?

>> No.51461346

>>51461314
Or I could just get 1 NQ for a 16% gain. If you're going to lever, lever in HARD.

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>>51461327
:DDDDDD

>> No.51461349
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thread volume is extremely bearish

>> No.51461367
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I literally haven't drank alcohol in almost over a year but I might have to go pull that bottle of vodka out of my freezer tomorrow at this rate

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>>51461349

>> No.51461377
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>>51461342
I use it in combination with volume profile analysis and I've been green ever since working out a proper strategy based on it.

>> No.51461392
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>>51461349
>remember what they took from you
the market will pull a ellen page tomorrow and transition

>> No.51461404

>>51461392
>mental illness eyes

>> No.51461410

>>51461377
I wanted to write a screener for that in ToS but could never get it to do anything. Glad to know that method has some success.

>> No.51461416

>>51461236
Need to at least bare minimum get back to 2019 highs. All gains since then are fake and gay. Then the real purge begins. I’m talking AAPL to $30.
>boomers reeeeee

>> No.51461419
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>>51461367
>vodka
>freezer

>> No.51461433
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51461433

>tfw you realize /smg/ is full of horrible monster-humans that want you to fail and all of their advice has lost you money over the years and your own god-given instinct has instead led to you retiring before 40
FEELS GOOD MAN

>> No.51461440

>>51461322
1 year being at 4% beats a lot of real estate. Theres just not enough customers that can afford the kind of loans that are needed to buy houses let alone at the rate to make a profit for the builders who also have to borrow at that rate.

With another ratw hike we could see 5% or more and holy shit goodbye real estate then

>> No.51461442
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>>51461392
>>51461404
(((they))) made her do it

>> No.51461459
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>>51461442
She cut off her tits, her pussy, and created an abomination between its legs

>> No.51461483

>>51461459
But now shes apart of the patriarchy. Kinda

>> No.51461486
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Man why didn't I ever have any teachers like this in high school

>> No.51461487
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51461487

>futures

>> No.51461492

>>51461483
the true goal of feminism is to gain equality with men by becoming them.

>> No.51461505
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51461505

>bought SOXL and TQQQ leaps today

>> No.51461507

>>51461392
>Those shoulders

>> No.51461510

Can't wait to slurp fedex

>> No.51461514

>>51461097
futes

>> No.51461519
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>>51461349
Peak fear! Quad witching! 100bps! Strikes! Lock downs! Midterms! Shemitah! Inversion! FedEx!

It's over

>> No.51461529

>>51461392
I hate society for destroying a perfectly good tomboy.

>> No.51461534
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>>51461433
welcome to the exciting world of finance

>> No.51461539

>>51461487
that pizza looks pretty fucking good ngl

>> No.51461540

>>51461433
Not my problem

>> No.51461548

>>51461534
Vega tier here

>> No.51461557
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>>51461159
>>51461241
I'm glad you're both here. I'm starting a GoFundMe so I can take a few months off of work in January, and I need a little cushion. Now we are both basically best friends at this point so I need your support. You both owe me money at this point for spoon feeding you great stock picks so I expect $1500 a piece from you each and not a penny less. You won't even know it's gone. I will promise to give you scoopsies permanent safety for your bussy, and baggot I promise to never talk bad about you or your gookfu ever again. I'll let you know when the fund is up.

>> No.51461560

>>51461486
...that's a man isn't it?

>> No.51461577

>>51461560
nah

>> No.51461579

>>51461486
was expecting a rekt gif. Dont prank me like this

>> No.51461595

>>51461486
what is going on in this?

>> No.51461599
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51461599

I thought the markets would heal after the railroad strikes got averted(for now)? What the fuck just happened?

>> No.51461608

>>51461577
100% is

>> No.51461612

>>51461599
Broadening wedge happened.

>> No.51461615
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>>51461599
Bond yields. Watch the 10 year.

>> No.51461656

>>51461615
bro. youre talking about bond yields from 10 year olds? sicko

>> No.51461684

>>51461599
priced in bro

>> No.51461685

>tesla still over 300$
glad i didnt fall for those juicy puts

>> No.51461687

How high is SQQQ going

>> No.51461688

Is it true that China is going to ban diamonds from other countries and only allow Chinese or Russian ones?

https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/395369308

>> No.51461700
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>>51461534
I'm mostly vega but dip as low as gimel on some of that

>> No.51461723

>>51461656
They need supervision so young

>> No.51461727
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Will linking any of these brokers up w/ tradingview give me any of the pro/pro+ features for free?

>> No.51461740

>Twitter created and considered launching an OnlyFans-like subscription feature that would let porn stars sell nude photos and videos
>Former FTC chair said Twitter could be hit with a fine in the range of $5 billion if it is found to have violated the consent decree by failing to protect underage users

>> No.51461743
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>>51461097
>FUTURES

>> No.51461745

>>51461599
They did, they went up from 390.3 to 394.5 on SPY. Then they finished healing and went back to what they were doing before.

>> No.51461754

>>51461743
Red futures = green Day confirmed. Get ready for a TGIF bullrun

>> No.51461756

>>51461743
Me on the ground

>> No.51461798

>>51461754
See >>51461319

>> No.51461804
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Lol. He doesn't know. They're growling. Angry. Hungry for the tender flesh of bobo. THEY are buying your calls and selling you puts. Why is the forest loud and reeking of marijuana?

>> No.51461821

>>51461505
SOXL is gonna go under $1

>> No.51461829

>>51461804
Are shitstocks really set to pump?
Fucking hell anon
fuck carvana

>> No.51461848
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51461848

You can literally just buy SQQQ and TQQQ and sell each one for profit.

>> No.51461849

>>51461804
>Why is the forest loud and reeking of marijuana?
there be some niggers in yonder forest, reckon id stay way from there.

>> No.51461920

>>51461557
your jew levels here are off the charts

>> No.51461929
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>Cramer telling people not to sell because of Fedex, that it’s a nothing burger
>Cramer telling his audience to hodl
>Cramer saying the fed has done enough
It’s fucking over!

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>>51461920

>> No.51461959

>>51461442
I blame that video game studio that stole her face.

>> No.51461986

>>51461959
The last of us girl is actually attractive

>> No.51462053

Will I still be allowed to post on /smg/ if I get a job at my country's tax agency?
You won't shame me will you?

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>>51462053

>> No.51462078

>>51462053
GET OFF MY BOARD TAX MAN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.51462080
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51462080

is this pretty enough to be real?

>> No.51462086

>>51461929
I don't thinkhes actually out to fuck retail that bad. That's a reddit thing. He's the only hedge who has openly admitted to manipulating futures and other tricks, and explained how it was done, on tape, for free.

>> No.51462108

>>51462053
If you can somehow let people get away with shit then go ahead

>> No.51462111

>>51461159
You mean 4 days

...until toxoids is released

>> No.51462112

>>51461804
oh the volga rising vanna rally rashid where is it?
is it 420 in islamabad? this bowls for you benchod

>> No.51462177
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>futures

>> No.51462189

>>51461599
>railroad strikes got averted
how long do they have to wait before they can strike because I'm hearing a lot of them don't like these deals

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>>51461579

>> No.51462199
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Uhhhhh Uber bros?

>> No.51462205

>>51462193
I am platinum mad.

>> No.51462207

>>51462199
Not my problem

>> No.51462232
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>just looked at my portfolio
>MSFT got fucked
>lost a bunch of money
>don't care

>> No.51462237
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>>51462207
Yes it is your problem, you are a white male

>> No.51462268
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51462268

so last week was green and this week was red. does next week mean crab week or green week? solve this riddle smg, my calls depend on it!

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>>51462268
shh, only red now

>> No.51462287

>>51462189
A long time til they vote
>as in after midterms

>> No.51462295

>>51462268
>>51462284
i guess i should specify, no permbulls and no permabears, smart people only please

>> No.51462298

why does the bond yield curve have 3 humps?

>> No.51462302

What stocks do I short connected to morgues?

https://twitter.com/LauraLynnTT/status/1569873771129077761

>> No.51462303

Explain to me like I’m 5 why everyone is selling bonds? Surely bonds are more attractive because of higher yields now?

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>>51462295
You have no conception of what is about to transpire.

>> No.51462308
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>>51462268
Give ticker, strike, expiration, and how much you paid per contract so that we can debate the probability of XYZ going to Y before Z.

>> No.51462315

>>51462189
That's why they claim are only "tentative agreements". If its not signed, it doesn't mean shit.

But still, I'm curious if the railworkers will accept them or not.

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>>51462303
Bonds are gay

>> No.51462328

>>51462303
The Fed is being forced to raise rates until the US government defaults on its debt. See >>51462307. If that happens, bonds will literally (as in literally, literally) be worth zero.

>> No.51462337

>>51462303
why would you buy bonds today when they will yield more tomorrow?

>> No.51462338

>>51462307
feds funds contracts? so the reverse repo stuff? what am i looking at here?

>>51462308
SPY $405 22 DTE currently paid 7.00 for each one

>> No.51462340

>>51462199
I wonder if doordash and grubhub gets hacked too? Anyway time to short uber as well.

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>>51461534
You guys always post old versions

>> No.51462358

>>51462338
That the number that the market expects Jpow to "raise rates" to. It's the number that controls the entire market, and the US government is insolvent at 4%.

>> No.51462388

>>51462328
So bascially the government is going to default on its debt?

>> No.51462394

>>51462388
That sounds extremely painful

>> No.51462396

>>51462388
you're a fucking retard

>> No.51462401

>>51462388
If interest rates exceed 4%. The Fed has to choose between runaway inflation and destroying financial credibility of the United States.

>> No.51462418

>>51462401
Sooo...
Cash gang good or bad?
SPY ok?
I'm pretty much holding cash, sp500, precious metals miners (don't laugh. It hurts)
Anything I should do different?

>> No.51462431

>>51462053
Give us a head's up to make up for the fact that you are now a glowie

>> No.51462434
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51462434

TELL IT TO MY HEART
TELL ME I’M THE ONLY ONE

>> No.51462436
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I am growing stronger

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This is the only olive branch I will extend to you goyim. Take advantage of this opportunity and donate to the cause. You have been warned.

https://youtu.be/Kwxp1pufUFQ
https://youtu.be/Kwxp1pufUFQ
https://youtu.be/Kwxp1pufUFQ

Link is in the description

>> No.51462449

>>51462388
The US would sooner start nuclear war then let that happen. And even IF the US defaulted, it would profoundly fuck every other nation so hard that they too would likely suffer economic devastation. The US defaulting is the equivalent of a cult leader telling his flock of 30 years "It was all a lie, I'm so sorry" and blowing his brains out, none of the followers are getting out okay.

This is a big problem for us schmucks, for it means that the US ultimately will favor hyperinflation if it needs to. Of course, no one will want to use the dollar as the reserve currency if it goes the way of Zimbabwe, so that's not much of a solution either

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>>51462338
I'm assuming you mean October 7th. So it's a question of will SPY close at 412 or higher on expiration, unless you can sell them before.
To give you perspective on selling before expiration, the 394 same exp calls are going for just under 700, in order for your calls to be worth about the same SPY would need to go up to 401 tomorrow. That number gets higher every day because theta and any iv crush.
So overall those are a little short-dated, I'm imagining some tom foolery in the short-term and then a pump into midterms and black friday. I just don't know when they're going to quit this bear trap nonsense, in my mind this could go on another month.

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51462461

>>51461097
Anons small caps outperform large caps after a recession. Why aren't you buying small cap ETFs

>> No.51462470

where do you fellas trade futures?
is tradovate any good?

>> No.51462478

>>51462401
>The Fed has to choose between runaway inflation and destroying financial credibility of the United States.
Not really. Rates just have to remain below inflation.
Ironically, higher rates increase inflation because it means more money printing to pay off those bonds. Bad for asset multiples, obviously, but this doesn't necessarily destroy the economy. Truthfully, it's actually repairing the economy, reversing the damage of the past decade of intentional asset multiple expansion. That bubble had to burst though, there's only so far you can push an asset up before the masses realize its a rigged game that they can never break into. This is the whole reason crypto now exists (itself a ponzi).
Anyway, In the end it balances itself out.

At the moment the dollar is actually appreciating despite inflation ramping up. Despite rate hikes. This alone should already be substantial evidence to make it clear that your surface level thinking is simply incorrect. It's important to understand that money has a duration, and the tug and flow of that duration is the key to everything.

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>>51462470
>trade futures
you might want a buttplug

>> No.51462482

>>51462461
Small caps are high beta garbage

>> No.51462505
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>Railroad workers once they realize Washington is too nebbish to cut a deal

>> No.51462506

>>51462481
How are you generating these? What prompts do you use?

>> No.51462512

>>51462338
But to be fair if we get a bounce from 390 then a retest of the 410 high in the short-term those could be saved. I'm just sensing some more bear or crab and consider that more likely.

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>>51462478
>recession (transitory (good thing))
pic related

>>51462418
Nobody it knows. It depends on if they choose default or hyperinflation.

>> No.51462527

>>51462470
I have TDA but if I was solely trading futures I would go with IBKR or AMP Futures

>> No.51462528

>>51462470
IBKR if they'll give you margin
AMP looks pretty good if you're just looking to scalp. Takes a little more setup than out of the box.
ToS is easy to setup + get approval for but the commissions are really high

>> No.51462542

>>51462451
you were short 1 week. they expire on the 14th.

>> No.51462551

>>51462199
I bet it was fucking Lyft.

>> No.51462555
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dont listen to doomer bobos.

only 3% of us treasury debt is floating rate(meaning interest payments go up with rate hikes). 90% of the treasury debt is fixed interest rates, and they do not fluctuate when bond yields go up. New bonds bought today will have higher interest rates though. but also, all 30 trillion is not due at the same time

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>>51462542
October 14th is 28 dte, you said "22 dte" >>51462338 and have the audacity to say I'm the one that's "short".

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>>51462512
>i'm just sensing some more bear or crab
thats what i was afraid of. oh well, i got greedy and wanted to make a quick buck. i really should stick to my main strategy instead of trying to chase the profits

>> No.51462569

>>51462388
Now that I would like to see. Gonna need a giant bucket of popcorn to watch that shitshow unfold.

>> No.51462579

>>51462565
then ameritrade must be wrong then, because thats what it says. my calls expire 21 days out now.

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>>51462315
They're not accepting them from all the shit I'm seeing on Twitter. The main thing they want is not to be on call 24/7 with only 10 hours at home every 3days or something.

What they were offered is a single paid day off and a slight raise.


How soon can they strike because there is NO way they don't STRIKE. No way in hell they accept this.

>> No.51462634
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51462634

when sell soxs?

>> No.51462639

>>51462566
You should consider selling put spreads on SPY on red days. Like right now you could argue 390 is support then sell one spread $5 wide, $500 max loss.
The ATM spread you get around 50% probability but a higher reward close to 1/2 the risk as in around 200-250.
Or you could go really otm and get higher probability. Like for October 14 you could do the 350/345 spread and get around 32 dollars. Small reward but it's not bad considering it's about a 90% chance of free money.
>>51462579
I have TDA as well on TOS it says "14 Oct 22 (28)" on the SPY options chain.

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>>51462446
Oh GOD someone mute his face...

>> No.51462652

>>51462555
Treasuries are constantly expiring and they have to take on new debt at current rates to continue operating. In fact, they prefer shorter term 2 year and 1 year bonds, which is even worse.

>> No.51462666

>>51462522
>pic related
I have no clue what that image is trying to convey, but I'll assume it's a poor attempt at an ad hominem attack using last year's meme reaction.
Not every discussion needs to be an confrontive debate, I hope you know. Contemplating opposing facts and logic is an effective way to grow your own perception. This is especially true when it comes to the economy, where facts are never black and white.
If you're incapable of this, then I'm not sure why you're even here. This is an anonymous board. Perhaps you'd feel better in a typical forum where you can find likeminded people by name, to circlejerk with as you masturbate to your own thoughts.

As for the greentext you seem to believe I've implied in my previous post, all I can say is that everything is transitory on a long enough timeframe. The only permanent risk is a population decline.

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>>51462639
i double checked it, don't know where i was getting oct 14, you're right. that aside, spreads were my original strategies but i veered off and played with buying calls/puts at least 1 month DTE because last year i was making pretty good plays with them. this year i hadn't been paying much attention to the market as i was busy with work and now that i jumped back in i lost most of last year's profit in just these past couple weeks.

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PLACE YOUR BETS

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>>51462446
>4k in your account
>quitting your job
Good luck lol. I'll donate $88 if I get drunk enough this weekend.

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>>51462682
Brother, reject the gambling jew and come back to the safety of theta gang.
Are you by any chance the anon that used to post in 2020 about short-dated otm put spreads on AAPL? That's what made me think more about spreads when I found that in the warosu archive.

>> No.51462725

>>51462697
I hired a 17 year old kid who was supposedly graduating early. Kid had to quit his job because he knocked up his gf and needed more credits to graduate. He's now rehired and back from his parental leave, dude is working harder than anyone in my office. Fucking a right!

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>>51462697
I only win in life. Your donation will save your life. No need to thank me, you paid it forward. If scoopsies doesn't donate, imm shredding his bussy.

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=3jqHdZi3EYU&feature=share

>> No.51462763

>>51462630
How bad is it that they can't do a 3-shift rotating method with 2 days off thrown in?

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>>51462718
>reject the gambling jew
Look live taken like 4 grand out of this account on my 5 dollar initial investment but the fucking marlins and reds fucked my parlay

>> No.51462793

>>51462555
Exactly. This inflation of the past two years has already massively reduced the effective deficit. Previous treasury holders are massive bagholders at this point.
Just look at TLT. Buyers from 2017 have literally lost money by holding over the past 5 years, even on a total return basis. These are dollar losses too, so once you remember that the dollar has also lost real purchasing power, its even worse. Laughable, as long as your not one of those poor suckers holding.
The truth is that treasuries are almost always a terrible investment, because the yield is imaginary. As long as our government operates at a deficit, the yield is just another form of inflation.

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>>51462763

>> No.51462825

>>51462744
You don't win at life. You long for having anal sex with a nigger and don't have a Jewish woman to give you Jewish children.

>> No.51462837

>>51462793
>The truth is that treasuries are almost always a terrible investment, because the yield is imaginary.
It yields a sense of superiority and you can pretend to be a big boy that understands finance. It's like saying dividend stocks are strictly inferior - you have to weigh the psychological benefits of being a contrarian.

>> No.51462868

>>51462837
The yield is what it is, you hold till expiration and get what you paid for. Those bond funds are retarded investments, but back in the 80s they were fine.

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>>51462825
> You don't win at life
Well maybe you don't you fucking loser

>> No.51462876

How do I profit from Martha's Vineyard?

https://twitter.com/Grand_handsomer/status/1570454453769367556

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>>51462868
you got 15% on a 30 year treasury in 1981. imagine how easy boomers had it

>> No.51462903

>>51462396
>anon upset anons didn't pass their grade school economics module in social studies, or just didn't go to school

>> No.51462918

Seems like the Fed is going for the big red nuclear button

https://youtu.be/QTr816wHG10

>> No.51462922

>>51462899
Yeah per year year over year. Find that kind of safety today.

>> No.51462941

>>51462899
Ima be smacking the shit out of bond funds when the fed pivots, but that's going to be way way down the road.

>> No.51462942

>>51462899
God I fucking hate them so much they really had everything and then ruined the fuck out of it while expecting everything of those forced to suffer through it. Day of the pillow can’t come fast enough.

>> No.51462945

>>51462744
>>51462744
im going to spread Mieko-chan’s virginial bussy and take it while you watch, bound to a chair in the corner of the room!

>> No.51462954

>>51462837
> It's like saying dividend stocks are strictly inferior
Technically most people would tell you dividends are inferior to buybacks due to the tax impacts of having to realize the gains sooner. That bitch Sinema snuck a 1% buyback tax into the inflation acceleration act though, so perhaps nowadays its less clear which option wins out.
Since I'm someone who primarily only holds positions for 2-3 months max personally, qualified dividend capture on short term holdings is actually a better tax advantage than anything I'd get from buybacks (literally nothing). I generally don't go too far out of my way to take advantage of this, with the exception of PBR and a few shipping stocks.

>> No.51462962

>>51462942
It's like that old meme... weak men create hard times, hard times create strong men, strong men create easy times, easy times create weak men, blame the ww2 generation

>> No.51462972

>>51462922
Stablecoin yield farms? Just look for something with a huge TVL. Not as safe as that, but still.

>> No.51462980

why is this shit claiming my posts are "spam". Did I get banned from SMG??

>> No.51462987

>>51462962
In this case the zoomies would actually be our hard generation after the pampered boomers

>> No.51462988

Any low m cap stocks worth buying?

>> No.51462998

>>51462988
T

>> No.51463014

>>51462972
Look crypto was fine, but then you let the jews fuck with it and now it's literally just which pile of steaming dog shit would you want? Pick your fucking poison.

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>>51462988
No, flee to the safety of trillion dollar market caps.

>> No.51463035

>>51462988
I'm DCA'ing into small/micro health care stocks in my 401K. I figure they'll either do well due to old people or get bought out by better companies.

>> No.51463036

>>51462987
I've been advocating for the zoomers to go fight the fucking Arabs off the temple's land for like a fucking decade.

>> No.51463042

QQQ :(

>> No.51463065

>>51463042
>H+s1gem
I want it, sounds fucking awesome

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>Futures

>> No.51463081
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How's my shitfolio?

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>>51463081
At least you're beating most of the SOXL holders in this thread

>> No.51463111

>>51463036
They're so stupid and useless that it'd somehow end up costing us. They're like fucking blackholes of degeneracy and subhumanity. Every fucking one of them. Maybe the racist eugenicists were right? Because I have no other explanation for how the IQ dropped so much in their gen.

>> No.51463119

>>51463111
Trips wasted on a crying fag

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>>51462446
You are no worse than monkey

>> No.51463145

>>51462446
hands are lookin good!

>> No.51463154

>>51463081
I find it impressive that you managed to pick many of the right subsectors, but at the same time tragic that you chose such blatant scams as your individual holding to represent each sector.

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/k/ has been taken over by actual glowniggers that will scream at you for being a "russian shill" if you mention that the economy is shitting the bed.

>> No.51463239

>>51463210
/k/ has always been a honey pot. They're blood thirsty and would have fought along side Russia had they been asked by The Big Guy.

>> No.51463261

Today we will crab around 3900 a bit and then close without anything happening.

>> No.51463266

>>51463154
Can you tell me some better companies? I thought my lurking was paying off but I guess not

>> No.51463269

Anyone here dumb enough to still be holding CRSR?

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>>51463015
The ai is raycist yo

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Ehh mumu, good luck today

>> No.51463284

>>51463239
It was not this bad until even a couple months ago. Now it's borderline unusable.

>> No.51463285

>>51463269
I completely forgot about crsr. I checked to see They tanked.

What happened? No one likes LED keyboards anymore?

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Market kinda feels like it's starting to capitulate. Futures aren't trying to bounce now.
>>51463269
Oh god the cursed stock! I forgot about that. I took a 10% spanking on that one last year and never returned.

>> No.51463319

>>51463210
>>51463239
>>51463284
Seriously, look at this shit >>>/k/55190104

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>>51463282
All of my funds are tied up and waiting to be settled. I am bullish on NU

>> No.51463394

>>51463269
Kek that'd be me, bought at 32. How can a stock be so bad

>> No.51463419

>>51461433
always inverse /smg/

>> No.51463439

>>51463319
>>>/k/55190499
>>/biz/ brought me here
>>Nothing ever happens.
>True nothing ever happens but /biz/ is a vatnigger board be warned Here's max and staci from RT shilling BTC in el salvador because what could go wrong there hey?
There is so much blatant shilling on nu-/k/ it's unreal. The shills are screaming over the fact because this board is discussing the recession that we're all russian agents.

>> No.51463449 [DELETED] 

>>51463439
Sorry, meant to link to >>>/k/55190558

>> No.51463457

>>51463439
Who are you talking to

>> No.51463470

>>51463457
I was posting an example of the kvetching about /biz/ from >>51463449, but linked to the wrong post.

>> No.51463533

Okay, last one then I'm done, I promise:

>>/k/55190662
>"There is no possibility of hyperinflation because the conditions for it do not exist. How about starting there. Hyperinflation is a meme that is barely understood by the people who rant about it a bit like the people who rant about solar flares not understanding induction coils. Inflation does not equal hyperinflation, inflation is pretty normal. Hyperinflation is not. Russia is genuinely at risk of hyperinflation as it is effectively printing roubles. The west is not at risk of hyperinflation at all. For a start it is not one economy but 40 between the USA, G7, EU etc. Most of them are at full employment to. I could go one but what was kewl for Russian propagandists to play in 2011 via occupy, hacktivist kiddies and zero hedge is just a wet farting sound today. Buy silver to barter for a can of beans sound stupid post covid because well, it always was stupid."

It's literally impossible for them to post about something (anything!) without spinning it into "muh russia".

>> No.51463539

>>51463449
You made me reply to the wrong thread asshole.... what ever I'll try this one too.

>> No.51463550

>>51463539
Sorry, phoneposting is suffering. pls no bully

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>>51463539
Baggie, stfu faggot

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>>>/k/55190632

>> No.51463599

>>51463533
/smg/ is full of people who talk up russia, not as shills but out of ignorant retardation. most here were claiming russia would win the war pretty quickly.
and he's right about hyperinflation, we're on the verge of a massive deflation. The fed pivoted away from it.
governments smartened up a tiny bit over the last 70 years and do not want to repeat the weimar mistake, because it ends your nation faster than a depression does.

bulltards are still on copium that they'll pivot back to hyperinflation in 2 weeks. It's not going to happen.

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>>51463533
>/k/ understands economics better than /biz/
Love to see it

>> No.51463631

>>51463599
>we're on the verge of a massive deflation
According to who? Bondtards? Wake up man.

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BUDDY

>> No.51463635

>>51463599
Regardless, it's just funny how they always have to go after the hard sell of fitting in a propaganda line into every single post they make, even if it's totally unrelated.

>> No.51463651

>>51463635
you've eaten up russian propaganda for so long anyone who has a neutral opinion looks like a glowie to you

>> No.51463668

>>51463651
Nobodt mentioned russia in that thread until they started screaming about it in every single post. Don't tell me: you think the recession is just evil MAGA disinformation too, don't you?

>> No.51463672

>>51463668
see you didn't even read my comment or you wouldn't be asking that. go back to /pol/ with the other schizos

>> No.51463685

>>51463672
How is inflation "russian propaganda"? Please explain it to me. Am I only allowed to repeat official talking points announced by the white house pressnigger?

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>>51463599
>The fed pivoted away from it.

>> No.51463702

>>51463635
You have low reading comprehension

>> No.51463722

>>51463599
I wasn't expecting to be fighting other Jewish nazis.... how many Russian nazis do you have anywhere else. If I had to beat myself in a war of attraction and had the backings of American tax payers and the jews I'd probably already rebuild Solomons temple and yeah they're fucking up.

>> No.51463728

>>51463634
No one cares, they're still mourning their grandma, and they left the eu.

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Oh yeah, remember that psyop where glowniggers tried to "make pepe gay" so that people wouldn't want to post it anymore? Yeah, they're still doing that lmao >>>/k/55190822

>> No.51463755

>>51463685
I've caught some very obvious broken english russians on VPNs, they are very active on /pol/, probably /k/ too, I don't browse there. So that's probably why they mentioned russia, because you're a schizo who eats it up.

the russians promote the far left & the far right, especially any theory that claims that capitalism has failed or any collapse theory. You may have noticed them trying to shill stuipid shit like biolabs at the beginning of the war.
they're mostly a joke with not many of them shilling, like the facebook ads that came up in congress. but schizos eat it all up hook line and sinker.

he didn't say "inflation" was russian propaganda, that's just you using rhetoric to ignore his point. *hyper*inflation is over the top propaganda. it peaked at 13% annual, where 25% is defined as hyper inflation.

and the fact you're getting so pissy so quickly quipping about the white house because someone dares disagree with your opinion means you need to stay in your hugbox and stop trying to make this an off topic thread.

>> No.51463762

>>51463732
I got a jar of these moonshine pickles. It's like the fucking vinegar is only 35% abv but the pickles got that alcohol taste and pickles taste. And the vinegar is fucking delicious. Ima eat another.

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>>51463732
i posted that>>55190773

we won

>> No.51463800

Fuck QQQ btw

>> No.51463837

>>51463599
While I am prbly the most bearish/risky chud in this thread, I will say, there is a risk of a pivot.

Remember that before coming there were huge liquidity issues with zombie corps who couldn't even pay the interest on their debt. It was all the news was talking about. What happens when the fed has it at 5 or 6% when they couldn't pay it at almost neg rates?

>> No.51463841

>>51463837
B4 covid*

>> No.51463846

>>51463599
yea the fed is going to destroy the banking ponzi for sure

>> No.51463860

>>51463289
I'm so scarred from all the retarded clown world pumps I don't want to place any meaningful shorts

>> No.51463898

>>51463837
I won't deny that. but jpow has mentioned he would be more slow about future changes. if they were actually to pivot right now it would be a mistake.
the government's greed needs to be reigned in. they must cut expenses. interest rates must remain elevated even if we get deflation. otherwise we actually will flip right back into a high inflation environment.
cheap money means companies just hire all the wrong people and pursue unprofitable, destructive activities.

a depression would be a return to sanity. I actually believe him when he says he doesn't want to repeat the 1970s. but we will see what happens 3-6 months from now when unemployment has tripled

>> No.51463900

I bought calls on TQQQ on Monday that expire next week. Should I rope?

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>>51463800
why are you mad at the nasdaq?

>> No.51463927

>>51461132
110% smells like cigarettes

>> No.51463929

>>51463860
Look... you dont have to, but you can tomorrow and it'll make a ton of money this time. #FreeMoney

>> No.51463946

I own 1,105 shares of SOXL

>> No.51463953

Futures are gonna be green by open wo fucking cares

>> No.51463963

>>51463898
I think back then it was about 18% of all firms were rolling over debt in easy credit because they couldn't pay interest. The second the economy slows down, they can't even do that, and they certainly don't have easy credit access anymore. Plus the fed is ducking up cash by rolling shit off its sheet.

They all got a sick day for covid so that the world didn't end. Now comes the pain. The question is will these politicians allow the fed to do what is necessary, and that is a legit concern. Not that any tarded mum dip buyers get that.

>> No.51463989

>>51463269
>Anyone here dumb enough to still be holding CRSR?
no, dumped and shorted it

>> No.51463993

>>51463953
Cope

>> No.51463995

>>51463953
Oh man, if the spy is green when we open and we upward crab into the final hour before closing black I'll be so pissed off if I don't do a couple day trades and get a piece of something while being bearish.

>> No.51464021
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>>51463953

>> No.51464042
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51464042

You really thought you could beat the US dollar?

>> No.51464049

Here's a dumb one. Are euros reacting to us or are we reacting to them?

>> No.51464155
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Yields...

>> No.51464171

im up from -32% to -23% on my folio since this recent dump..

>> No.51464185

>>51464049
i think euros react more to us but it goes both ways a little. everything is so connected nowadays

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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The shemitah posters were right, it's over

>> No.51464210

>>51463898
>>51463963
Huh, actual intelligent discussion. Looks like we needed some pain to flush out the line go up retards so that the iq of this general is above room temperature

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Uhhhh Russiabros?????? They can't do this to us....

https://www.reuters.com/business/energy/germany-puts-rosneft-deutschland-under-trusteeship-2022-09-16/

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>>51463953
Premarket opened and futures dropped another increment downwards, sir.

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https://youtu.be/I_2D8Eo15wE

>1000bps confirmed

>> No.51464330

>>51464239
does the witching affect stocks and indices?

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>>51463599
>most here were claiming russia would win the war pretty quickly.
No, that's what libtards and the (((media))) were claiming that if Russia can't win the war by XYZ date then they lost. When in reality they're taking their time and doing things their way. It's part of Putin's 10D underwater backgammon.

>> No.51464342

>>51464155
>6M about to invert 2Y
Bois, it has been an honor to be with you all. The last 2 years were the best time of my life
See you all in a better place!

>> No.51464349

>>51464330
Yes

>> No.51464364
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every day usd pumps my currency dumps the same amount

>currency loses value
>inflation loss
>house prices stay the same or keep inflating
>jobs dont pay enough
>country is run by feral WEF dogs
>24/7 propaganda
>weed/lsd still illegal
>in my 30s still live at home because i cant afford to live
>education meant nothing
>time to eat bugs

>> No.51464366

Which uranium stock should I buy if I only have $1000

>> No.51464370

>>51464339
thank you for providing the perfect example of the typical low IQ /smg/ take.

>> No.51464379

>>51464366
UEC

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Should I make some coffee and stay up or should I just go back to bed?

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Wtf bros AI is making hentai now? There's a general in /h/ dedicated to stabel diffusion generated hentai

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>>51464404
Just had some fren. You're about to witness the greatest Black Friday crash of all time. Cheapies, cheapies everywhere. As cash gang I'm going to coom.

>> No.51464431

>>51464412
link

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Not like this bros....

>> No.51464433

>>51462232
Yeah msft took a huge shit

>> No.51464435

>>51464431
I didnt link cause I'm afraid of jannies. Search hdg in catalog

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>>51464422
Ok, I'll stay up to witness

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>>51464412

>> No.51464449

>>51464404
It would take a monster pump to just start the day flat. I think its safe to nap. Best not miss the quad witching shenanigans intra day

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uhm... reddit bros

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AI generated ultra-real nano synthetic holographic tetrahedral crystalline augmented subconsciously infused hyper dimensional machine pepe's

>> No.51464482

>>51464432
Why did I do it. Why did I buy TQQQ calls the day before the crash. Nothing in life goes right.

>> No.51464519
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>>51464482
I did some dumb shit too recently. On the flip side, some spreads I bought months ago that have long been dead are coming back to life and now getting ITM

>> No.51464534

>>51461743
damn those hogs are lean

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https://youtu.be/KxOsPj1S_Qw

>they dont know whats coming

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futas looking excellent today bobros

>> No.51464567

I'm not gonna miss the KOLD and DRIP dips again. I set a good til cancelled order for 1 share of each when it hits my target. So maybe I will actually notice and pay attention next time they dip so I can buy calls again

>> No.51464586
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Bobo the prophet has spoken

>> No.51464592

>>51464366
Just get an etf, either URA or URNM

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>>51464556
So it would seem

>> No.51464625
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Good morning /smg. Ready for some fun?

>> No.51464634

>>51464519
I'm just tired of losing, man. Not money, but my life in general. I have legal shit going on and it has broken me to my core, and all of it is getting dredged up again because I'm moving. I'm so fucking tired man. I just want it to end. There's nothing I can do, I have no control left, I've lost.

>> No.51464639

New


>>51464599
>>51464599
>>51464599

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>>51461097
this day is gonna be blacker than my bong and redder than my eyes

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>>51464634
When things are up, it's never as good as it seems. When they are down, it seems it will never be up again. You will get through this, anon. Somehow, someway. This too shall pass