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Uber was hacked. How do I profit from this? Long or short?

>> No.51461950

also what?

>> No.51461952

>>51461939
Hacked what, exactly? The tranny drivers' email addresses?

>> No.51461999

>>51461950
>>51461952
Everything
https://www.nytimes.com/2022/09/15/technology/uber-hacking-breach.html

>> No.51462017

>>51461999
never used uber
i own a car

>> No.51462115

>>51461939
>Uber employees received a message that read: “I announce I am a hacker and Uber has suffered a data breach.”
some ESL is about to leak a generation's worth of personal data

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>>51462115
It does sound jeety

>> No.51462327

city bugs live under a microscope already

>> No.51462329

>>51462127
DO NOT REDEEM SIR

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>>51461939
Stolen elections have catastrophic consequences.

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>>51461939
Its amazing how much damage a single employee with access can do to a company. With all these tech layoffs you would expect someone go postal and crash the company with no survivors

>> No.51462454

>18 years old
>posts 'obscene' image for all of uber staff to see
kek

>> No.51462467

>>51461939

The hacker known as 4chan?

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>>51462127
>Slack has been stolen
>........
>Along with secrets from sneakers
This is ogre corporate bros. It's unironicaly over.

>> No.51462498

>>51462416
>you would expect someone go postal and crash the company with no survivors
Not worth going to jail for

>> No.51462524

>>51462370
Why the FUCK is Pierre Dimitri Core-Coty spending so much on strippers?

>> No.51462734

>>51461939
>>51461999
LOL
What? Did they use the same password for everything?
How could you fuck up this badly?

>> No.51462805

>>51461939
not my problem. i drive drunk. i never call uber

>> No.51464680

>>51461939
and what do you do with uber data?

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>>51461939
ze cyberpandemic has begun.

>> No.51467255

>>51461939
Nothingburger

>> No.51467656

>>51461999
>paywalled
>block the wall
>site unusable
fuck this

>> No.51469581

>>51461939
Not even a real hack, bullish