/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>51457997
Pussies. A few 3x LETF swings can get you that... e-easily

first for niggers investors

Real nigga hours in /smg/ right now boyo

>>51458014
Sure thing buddy. Maybe give Goldman a call, I'm sure they'd be interested in hiring you.

I prefer this alternative telling of history https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-Lvv1f5Qu4

Damn it feels good to be a bear.

I should've invested in MTG instead

Is it too late to buy CHAD

Y’all pussies don’t even smoke crack

>>51458031
>'m sure they'd be interested in hiring you.
>tfw they had a transition to investment banking job for people with 5 years of experience to enter investment banking
They still require the vaccine because of cucked Jew York laws but seriously considering trying to get in.

>>51458042
Should have invested into horse semen.

https://www.businessinsider.com/worlds-most-expensive-liquid-thoroughbred-horse-semen-2020-3

I lost all my unrealized gains for the last 3 months.

>>51458061
I haven't realized my losses. I'm close though.

>message girl
>ask her out
>"I don't go on dates like that lol I have to get to know you"
>that's what the date's for
>"lol but we just started messaging"
yeah I'm just not going to reply

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>51458004
Based Norm.

>>51458075
>asking girls out
How old are you?

>>51458056
I work in Banking (UK), and it's pretty boring, though I do Risk stuff - Basel capital rules, stress testing, etc.

I imagine Investment Banking is probably way more boring than people think it is.

Good pay though. Very long hours.

>>51458061
i did the exact opposite, made up all losses since july in one day for the CPI
but man I wish I'd let it ride til friday

>>51458057
wow, I wouldn't have expected that
you learn something new every day uh

>>51458075
Ask for some nudes tell that cunt your aren’t wasting $20 at Applebees without knowing what’s under the hood first

Which one of you frens colored my drawing? You honor me...

>>51458085
Do zoomers not ask out girls anymore?

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>>51458075
Translation:
>I'm not sexually attracted to you, but I'm going to string you along for attention anyway

You're welcome.

>>51458075
I can't believe zoomers are this faggy.
>ok, hit me up when you're down 2 go to the zoo
Bitch will reply 80% and want to go.

>>51458057
this is where the real money from winning those horse races is made

>>51458102
95% of zoomers are faggots or asexual

>>51458085
25 what the fuck am I supposed to do

>>51458086
For goldman investment banking is writing the analyst reports for every company when some client requests it and on every earnings report. Its seems to be sitting around in the office showing your face until an earnings report drops and you have 15 minutes to summarize it all for clients. Sounds like they do 16 hour days on earnings seasons. Honestly doesnt seem that bad desu. A lot of people were throwing a fit last year and leaked the report on how awful they were but the point is to be kind awful for 2 years then you get any choice of firm in NY basically.

>>51458102
Nope, they just do quick hook ups in the school bathrooms. Ain't nobody got time to date in the hustle economy, you just smash quick on the side and keep your eyes out for a beneficial merger opportunity.

>>51458057
Imagine being the guy who has to jack off a prime purebred racing horse to collect the semen

>>51458102
it isn't a date, it's boba tea

>>51458075
>but we just started messaging
Have you ever met this woman, sir

>>51458139
That's a date.

Every person I know with money has been saying they dont like the market, but theres not a lot of other places you can put money right now. But now interest rates are going up 1%, there's finally an alternative. There's no telling how low it can all go.

The meme market nightmare is finally over.

>>51458138
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJSy0z9hFHc

>>51458118
Nah it’s fine just gotta move on women are a pure numbers games in terms of dates/hookups gotta increase your occurrences unless your are a megachad the outcomes are somewhat random to a degree

>>51458146
no, it isn't a date until you get insta'd dem titties

>>51457896
Calm down, you queen.

>>51458148
just hold fiat dumbass. I am in fiat since January and I'm just fine

Are we at peak fear?

>>51458146
I’m not taking advice on women from a tranny fucker like Bezoa

>>51458153
Jesus, I was mostly kidding. This is ridiculous

>>51458176
Traps are gay and generally abhorrent, but props to him for being unapologetic about his tranny fucking.

Markets are shitting red right now. We getting crabs tomorrow?

>>51458075
>okay let's get to know each other
>did you know I am a helicopter pilot
Wait for reply
>send video of you with a boner spinning it in circles

I'm gonna have another 2,000 dollar day with a 5 fig portfolio tomorrow. I'll post the pictures. I'll withdraw my goy coins after I win them and you can't ever take them from me

>>51458176
>have all the money you could want
>leave wife
>fuck some bimbo
Is it based or cringe?

>>51458187
I wonder how much cock Cramer sucked back when he was blantantly trading on inside info running his fund

>>51458169
there are good reasons everyone is afraid.

>>51458169
Fear comes later etc.

>>51458031
I don't think comparing the business of banks and the issues that comes with their capital is comparable to a small trader. A small account has its own advantages.

>>51458165
Apart from the 10% daily inflation rate.

>>51458143
I haven't left my house in a year and half
(ugh, I know, I know. It's just.. I'm not going outside is all HAHAHAHAHAHAHA)

>>51458193
Quad witching bro shit can get real weird the fact FedEx nuked future econ outlook isn’t the best desu

>>51458202
Getting married as a billionaire is cringe.

>>51458205
He didnt need to because now he sets the tone on tele for them. Its just scratching other analysts backs for you to get something from them eventually.

>>51458221
Did FedEx kill Amazon or did something else happen to them? I thought Amazon did most of their own shipping

>>51458113
the zoo smells bad though. better off going to the aquarium or some interesting museum

"Be bussin when markets are sussin"

>>51458225
Wasn't he married before he got that rich?

>>51458240
>>51458221
I'm so fucking drunk right now, what's going on with FedEx and Amazon?

>>51458158
this guy get it.

>>51458267
BUDDY LOOK AT FDX COMPUTER

>>51458267
Fedex pulled their full year guidance basically saying shits fucked down like 20% after hours

>>51458257
They married a year before Amazon was founded so yeah. Mackenzie was hotter than the beaner chick hes with now

Hey buddy, I think you got the wrong door, investment club is two blocks down.

>>51458169

Sentiment indicators are bullshit.

Also, no not even close.

>>51458280
Yikes

>>51458285
bullish

>>51458290
Absolute unit how much does she(he) deadlift

>>51458097
kek me. ill color another too. maybe tomorrow if i have time

>>51458285
>>51458280
wow

Is UPS and Amazon shitting too? DHL and JBHunt?

Imagine living in Canada: https://cointelegraph.com/news/ontario-crypto-exchanges-impose-30k-annual-limit-on-altcoin-buys

>>51458257
Nope. He and the ex started Amazon together. They worked for the same company before they did the Amazon thing. Timing worked for him. He dumped her, was forced to give up a shit load (few billions worth of Amazon shares) to her, then covid came. He made it all back and then some. Course he blows a few billion worth of shares now on his rocket ships.

>>51458323
Can’t imagine it’s positive doubt they are getting nuked like that probably 5% down or so

>>51458285
sounds like a good buying opportunity
fdx isnt going anywhere

>>51458323
UPS -5%

if it starts going down I'm buying calls
if it starts going up I'm buying puts
simple as

>>51458202
You decide.

I'm going to buy some Blackrock shares tomorrow.

>>51458169
>Are we at peak fear?

i regret to inform you that we are not close to the bottom yet

Make me scared of Quad witching I don't see it fucking anything up.

>>51458357
That’s 100% a man

>>51458367
Well there is like 5 trillion of op ex tomorrow and if you have low liquidity and no buyers shit could get real ugly

>>51458355
What if it does that 3 times?

>>51458286
Yeah the ex was hotter than the woman hes got now. I thought the way it worked was this; you dump the ex, then get with a girl who's half her (or your) age and hotter. But who the hell knows with rich fucks.

>>51458367
Witches are spooky.

>>51458389
dumb follow up- Wont people be rushing in to buy these new vulnerable positions though?

>>51458357
Imagine being a billionaire and hooking up with this goblin.

work stopped giving any of the part timers any hours when not even a month ago they were desperate for hires, and this is a field that is fairly recession proof (clinical trials). shit is FUCKED

the markets are unironically over
even eth is dead - the only thing keeping crypto alive with hope from an eceleb
hashrate just plummeted this week by like 20% which means miners are selling off their rigs and fucking off finally
interest rates are going to hike up, but very slowly to ensure that maximum area of fud by maximizing the time of fud

>>51458409
Always could happen just saying possibility for a 3 standard deviation move is much more likely tomorrow.

>>51458401
Nah- Jesus/God lets them know what's up,

>Vix already up by 2%

>>51458414
Tech trannies on suicide watch

https://layoffstracker.com/

>>51458437
interesting, thank you. A short term snap reaction like that would be wild.

How do you know when to sell for a loss?

>>51458075
Modern women are something else

>>51458473
You yell diamond hands and hold all the way to zero.

The railroad strike got averted by the tentative deals but markets shat themselves anyway? This shit's weird dude.

>>51458437
>3 standard deviation move

>>51458471
With low liquidity knife can cut both ways so you could see massive moves

I'm shorting Taiwan

https://twitter.com/iv_technicals/status/1570382073701224449

>>51458447
Is it bad that I want my company to feel the finance squeeze in a hope that they get desperate for funding and go public? I have a ton of private equity I'd like to cash out for buying a house, but the CEO is already fuck you rich and avoids the subject at all costs.

im back from the past. I found the reason society decided to breakdown. the exact moment. witness me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Rg3sAb8Id8
christina aguilera quite literally used her hips to cause society to collapse.

>>51458503
No, fuck em.

>>51458075
Play the reverse uno card and tell her you're not interested any more.

>>51458473
When the trade moves against you figure out why. If your original thesis is now disproven you cut and find a new opportunity. If the underlying idea is still valid slurp dips and laugh at naysayers later. Just remember to never look back. What you did seemed like a good idea at the time, don't put doubt in that.

>>51458489
When will the Retail lemmings capitulate? I feel its Oct. but AH today spooked me.

>>51458508
How it started.

How its going: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqz29CTNauc

>>51458508
I think it was already broken down before that. Mr. Skin went live in in 1999.

>>51458539
I think I can get out of oil with some more profit (already took some but am in down now), but I think it's over for my tech.

>>51458542
Lemmings by nature don't capitulate, the live and die for their Crew.

>>51458568
yeah but between christina aguilera 'dirty' and britney spears 'toxic', whorism became much more mainstream. I remember cooming to britney spears cd cover with her pig tails. Such good times. before the jews had total control.

>>51458362
>>51458503
>>51458514
Honestly, I hope I get laid off because then my company's IP attribution clause is null and void.
>oy vey, we own everything you make outside of work, goyim

>>51458564
imagine the smell. at what point can you claim self defense?

I get paid 5,600 GBP or 6,440 United States Dollaroonies today.

>>51458583
>don't capitulate
Lemmings Jumping over a cliff is capitulation. You can redefine your way out of this one Biden.

>>51458602
what is that, 4 or 5 buckets of kfc?

>>51458602
thats like half of my paycheck, congrats anon.

>>51458602
What will you spend His Majesty's Good Boy Points on, anon?

and then theres kylie minogue. the least sluttiest of the teen sex kittens
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c18441Eh_WE

>>51458616
I dunno - I don't really need to CONSOOM anything.

Probably just buy some boomer ETFs

Happy Lehman brothers Day anons....

I lost everything. Calling my mother tonight.

>>51458611
Oh miscommunication then, I figured capitulation would be to turn against the herd and not commit (financial) suicide (ie by selling at a loss instead of plunging over the cliff of lifelong debt).

i'm pretty sure 19 year old britney spears could cut out my spleen and i'd smile the whole time

I just read an article on Fox News about someone being locked out of their Tesla until they pay $26,000 for a new battery. I’m going to short Tesla

>>51458612
Probably about 500 buckets of KFC ser.

>>51458654
Why did she go crazy though.

the ultimate semen demon

I'm shorting adderall stocks

https://twitter.com/unusual_whales/status/1570454836604473350

>>51458662
Lol. I don't get the Tesla fad. They charge $$$ for fucking software "upgrades" to make the car go faster.

Keeping my petrol car till it dies - simple as.

>>51458599
>>oy vey, we own everything you make outside of work, goyim
its supposed to be everything you make on company time and using company property. they should not have the rights to anything you create using your own time and equipment

if you write a hit song, does your employer own that music? no, you do

>>51458634
>Citibank was next on the list
>used to work at Citi
>it was a dumpster fire compared to the other banks I worked at
>have a lot of friends who still work there

I don’t think the entirety of Citibank would fail, but if the front office is as bad at their jobs as everyone else was, they won’t do well in a nasty downturn

>>51458668
semen demons go crazy if they dont get enough semen. this one is a doozie, nigh insatiable
>>51458681
>>51458662
if you dont 'get it' its because you cant 'afford it' and by 'afford it' I mean 'afford to drive' post energy crisis. Us EV chads will inherit the earth.

>>51458654
>the most notoriously slutty hoe of the early 2000s looks downright wholesome by today's standards

>>51458652
they need a dead cat- might be the one that should have come today.

>>51458286
>>51458399
Mackenzie is hideous dude. Look at her flat chest and droppy jawline. Shes looks like a ghoul.

>>51458699
Whenever I need cash I always pull it out of a citibank ATM in the hopes that it slightly stresses their systems even more. Imagine bagging shares after another reverse split, then holding 50 years as it makes its ascent back to 2000 a share!

>>51458685
https://www.russell-cooke.co.uk/insight/briefings/2020/intellectual-property-rights-in-the-course-of-employment-who-owns-what/

For an employer to benefit from the legislation the creator must be an employee and the work must have been created during the course of their employment. As well as the statutory rights many employment contracts also use the phrase 'in the course of' employment to define the rights acquired by the employer.

If material which includes IP rights is created outside office hours and/or using the employee’s private resources this may give rise to arguments that the rights belong to the employee rather than their employer, but that is not decisive. The fact that work is done outside normal working hours does not necessarily mean that the work is not done in the course of employment as, for many employees, there is often no clear demarcation of the hours of work.


Top Kek

>futures

Christina Aguilera and Shakira are why so many white men have latina fetishes.
>>51458722
amazing right? I'm telling you, this is the moment society broke down. A wholesome looking girl like Britney slutted out by the jews for all the goys to see. It made whoring much more acceptable.

>>51458708
You seen the price of electricity and the potential black outs in commie fornia?

BUDDY

>>51458685
>they should not have the rights to anything you create using your own time and equipment
They explicitly claimed that they do.

>>51458722
why you put it like that :(

>>51458671
christina aguilera was better both in terms of looks and voice

based asians buying cheap oil

>>51458722
Kek, welcome to the end of the world.

>>51458766
Who cares? They are both washed up hags now.

>>51458741
patrician taste

Futures will be green by morning, right?

>>51458747
no, I live in texas and I have solar (I produce more than I consooooom). I dont know what it feels like to be a faggot sorry.
>>51458766
voice yes but idk, I would rape both of them if I ever saw them alone in a dark alley.

>>51458722
Whoever believes that the slippery slope is a fallacy is retarded

>>51458708
uh, sorry sweaty, it's a mandatory flex alert, you're not allowed to charge your car :) please wait until nonpeak hours next week

>>51458801
sorry sweaty I generate my own power

>>51458790
>I dont know what it feels like to be a faggot sorry.
Neither do I, as I don't live in America

In other jews, I mean news: https://www.coindesk.com/policy/2022/09/15/secs-gensler-signals-extra-scrutiny-for-proof-of-stake-cryptocurrencies-report/

>>51458811
>government remotely de-activates your car for breaching quarantine rules
>heh nothin personal goyim

>>51458814
le epic mergeXXDDDDD

>>51458790
I respect the solar thing, but I still like my diesel. 600 miles per tank aint bad highway.

>>51458280
Thats a spicey meatball

>>51458827
>ram
>diesel
i thought they used the 5.7 hemi

>>51458822
>texas
>government
choose one
>>51458827
true. I been thinkin of getting a diesel truck in case I need to run over some niggers during the food riots. But the tesla weight + speed probably would be similar vehicular damage

>>51458811
sweaty? you're misappropriating generated electricity for nonessential use instead of selling it back to the grid (at a fair market price :) ) for the disadvantaged nonbinary BIPOCs in the hospital? that's a heckin' felony

>>51458626
I would like have sex with her, nicole kidman, and cheryl cole

>>51458871
Nicole Kidman is mine.

bros how do I delete suggested searches from my firefox address bar, the old way doesnt work anymore

>>51458871
How about jennifer aniston? If I cant have a woman like her I dont want anyone..

>>51458910
Bro look at those crazy eyes

>>51458921
ywn have a sex crazed white woman with blue eyes :-(

>>51458906
Why the fuck are you still using Firefox

>>51458921
Crazy people give the best sex. True story.

its over. stocks will never go up again...

>>51458902
>>51458871
ENJOY jerking off and eating bugz you faggots!

>>51458930
>sex
Yeah,until she wants to peg you or worse degen shit.fuck off

>>51458931
>just install the anal probe monitoring device up your asshole, anon
>if you have nothing to hide then you have nothing to fear!

>>51458906
>>51458931
Just a PSA essemgee
Use librewolf or brave or ungoogled chromium for a browser, everything else is GAY

>>51458955
Buddy every browser spies on you,dont be silly now

>>51458952
>allowing a woman to make any decision
im sorry sweaty, virgins arent allowed to discuss sex with adults. You'll have to wait for the birds and the bees talk from your parents.

>>51458857
nah, 6.7 straight six cummins diesel option is on the heavy duty 2500+ models, it kicks ass and gets 20 mpg highway despite it being an 8k pound truck

for me its jessica alba

>>51458943
That's not how stocks work

>>51458965
It's an open source project. You can look at the code yourself. Also it has better support for privacy extensions.

>>51458976
or christinia milian
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5z5Mvyp1QHw

>>51458859
just put a steel bumper on the front with a brush guard and you're g2g

>>51458966
I dunno sometimes gookfu just gives me head without me asking her to. Your probably a Virginia or got a smelly dick or something

>>51458626
Fuck I forgot how much I hated this song in my youth. I was a punk/metal/alternative teen back then, and this shit was nose wrinkling to me.
Also wew lad those graphics have not aged well, I don't think I thought the cgi was obnoxiously bad back then but it hella is now.

>>51458976
For me, it's taylor

>>51458966
A more than average crazy one will force you and if you dont wanna,she will shit your bed.
>>51458974
>6.7
What's the fuel consumption like on that big one?

>>51458931
Firefox is like the only browser that isn't Chrome in disguise these days.

>>51458991
Baggie can you tell me your predictions for tomorrow now that all bets are placed

>>51458991
>gookfu
>>51458995
I woud still stick it directly in her bunghole, if you know what I mean.
>>51459008
sounds like you are low T, johnny.

>>51459010
internet explorer was fine, it didn't have to be this way

>>51458004
>le fedex
Nobody cares about fedex. there's other transportation companies

>>51458508
i fapped to that back in the days

>>51459047
>Nobody cares about fedex

>>51458285
>20% after hours
why can jews just pull their money out? They can profit infinitely like this

>>51459054
if you didnt you are either a boomer or a zoomer. or a faggot.

>>51458357
Fucking incels don't understand that Bezos is injecting 3x the physiological amount of testosterone of a 25 year old. He would fuck a dog in the street if he had to.
That bimbo has probably a PhD in cocksucking. Having to teach a young girl how to move gets boring after a while.

I hate women but despise so myself much more. I wish one could love me.

>>51459008
Highway 20 MPG average, fluctuates between 18 and 22 with 20 being the most common at cruise 80mph. City (I live in miami metropolitan area) is about 10-12 mpg. I had a gas ford f250 before this and I got 8-10 mpg city and 14 mpg highway. Overall, I have seen a very significant increase in fuel economy and power due to switching to diesel. I went from 400 lbft torque to 880 lbft torque with horsepower being roughly equivalent. Torque is what matters when pulling heavy stuff, which I do, I am a constructionfag. I also use my truck offroad for land I am developing at an undisclosed location.

>>51458539
extremely good advice

>>51459067
so when are we hitting circuit breakers bros
ive got all my shekels just ready to gamble on it but I dont want to get caught in another suckers rally like that july fuck shit

Oh yeah, stocks.

>>51459081
If you dont love yourself,nobody will.
Unironically

I found a sugar baby website where its basically all young whores looking for men with money. I really need to find some 19 year old whore to impregnate and have my white babies.

>>51459002
>>51458976
>>51458910
Kim Wilde in her prime was great
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BERFZja9wb0

>>51459102
drinking heavily now is loving myself now but hating myself come tomorrow morning

>>51459098
>barely 2.5% and the economy is already shitting itself
Just how bad was this bubble?

>>51459081
To paraphrase a wise man of our age; "if you can't love yourself how the hell is anyone else supposed to?"

Is there any asset on this planet that depreciates faster than women? Like I feel like driving a brand new Dodge Challenger off the lot right now would depreciate less quickly than a 20 something year old woman.

>>51459078
She probably gives mindblowing sloppy bubbles blowing everywhere rimjobs and sucks the piss out of his dick while he's on Zoom calls.
>buy AMZN

>>51459121
>Just how bad was this bubble?
the entire 2008 growth was fake and gay, the 2020 cherry on top was a synthetic 80s san francisco bathhouse aids superspreader event

>>51459112
If you impregnate a low value whore you're going to have low value whore babies

>>51459081
just go after fatter and fatter ones until you get one
thats the one you deserve

>>51459099
Stocks are dead, long live stocks!

>all these faggots thirsting for women
ten thousand years of human evolution and we still haven't learnt our lesson

bros I'm starting to think those occupy wallstreet dorks were right way back when. maybe we should start hanging the bankers

Why the fuck are so many people shorting Apple?

>>51459087
Huh,that's pretty good honestly.
My first car was a diesel too,and i still daily drive one after 17 years.

>>51459116
sorry she looks way too much like your average mother and i'm more into banging young petite college whores.
>>51459139
just because they want men with money doesnt mean they are low value whores. they are just more honest than other whores.

We bussin or sussin tomorrow?

How quickly can layoffs start? I just started a job and can't get unemployment unless I work for 4 months.

so post a picture of your 150IQ cave troll wife

>>51459148
accidentally getting a woman pregnant is just as effective as planning a family from an evolutionary perspective

>>51459132
Blueberries from the supermarket that mold within 12 hours of you biying them. Seriously, why the fuck is food spoiling so fast lately?

uh oh jannies have arrived.

>>51459150
reported to fbi

>>51459138
>the entire 2008 growth was fake and gay

This we never actually recovered from 2008, the crash wasn't allowed to happen and Central Banks manipulated everything with fake money.

Now things will be worse when it inevitably crashes down.

>>51459163
my plan is the same as 2008, go back to college
unfortunately this time theyre requiring some fucking vaccine shit and I dont know if i can bullshit my way through an execption since im an honest and trustworthy fellow

>>51459169
You're supposed to use them same day or soak them in alcohol buddeh, fresh fruit doesn't stay fresh.

>>51459187
Even in the refrigerator? They used to last at least a week that way.

What companies will dump hard?? Im just gonna buy put debit spreads for after Nov.

>>51459156
You have to weigh the benefit to the cost, the diesel option is $10k more, but I chose the year of mine wisely and got it with very low mileage (<20k) and have dealer maintained it since, planning on keeping it to 500k when they recommend it be rebuilt and if the frame is still good WRT rust I will rebuild the engine. It's one of the last years before they overcomplicated the headers and lifters to get more power for no reason. (beware 2019-2021 engines with the bosch cp4.0 pump)

>>51459183
I already have a masters degree

>>51459081
Jesus loves you anon. I'm not trying to be funny.

Chinese are taking over USA agriculture markets

https://www.zerohedge.com/political/locals-north-dakota-oppose-massive-corn-mill-project-chinese-company

>>51459150
The only thing occupy was right about was bailouts being bullshit, everything else was a gay larp

mariah carey tho?

>>51459161
Different strokes for different folks I guess. There's just something about the 80's look that turns me on like no other.

>>51459220
thank god
I hate the idea of farming

>>51459205
You probably need a new refrigerator or came to our Earth from one closer to a Beam. Either war I recommend reading up on fruit preservation methods.

Based turn of the millennium coomers.

>>51458906
switch to waterfox classic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRXI4GO-NIc
the ultimate coomers fantasy

in about 2 weeks oils will go back up
sorry bros I bought

>>51459214
and yet you're posting on smg instead of enjoying your end stage capitalism
why not go pokemon and collect them all, i ahve an uncle that rerolled a JD and a PHD into becoming a reverse sugar daddy for some dried out european aristocrat, he's a bit of a role model i must say

>>51459212
>bosch pump
Yeah i had them fuck my hdi 2.0 a few years ago.
Im still seething over those,i have avoided anything bosch since then though,also checking online reviews from german sites help too.

Bros, the AI generators are show casing robot superiority. Zoomers will be the last generation

>>51459206
I thought the same thing earlier this year

>>51459228
winona ryder was fucking lit if you like the doomer vibe

>>51459280
PhD stipends are only like 25k/yr lol
I am interested, though

>FUTURES

we're literally going to hit 7% average mortgage rates by the end of the year at this rate. wonder how long housing market can even stay in denial for before we see some serious pull back

>>51459220
Chinks do this shit when their economy sucks (ie right now), this they're taking over the world shit is retarded
I mean I think only Americans shouls own American land but still, overblown imo

>>51459220
I guess that's why there haven't been any sales to China recently. Pretty dumb.

>Buying diesel motors for daily drivers
outside of the turbo cheap fuckwagon one, they are nightmares to work on. Diesel works best as an all-day driver. The stop and start ruins their efficiency in that regard. Plus, diesel isn't cheaper than gas like it was 10 years ago.

>>51459291
and that's a good thing

>>51459291
>robot superiority
its all just plagiarized amalgamations of existing artwork though

>>51459286
the bosch 3.1 pump is what mine has, it's very tested and reliable, they switched back to it for the 2022 engine and Cummins is the leader in the heavy duty consumer market

>>51459310
i'me too lazy but go look at zilliow/any other sites with buy/put on market/price changes history. Its a bloodbath already. People who bought in q1/q2 in the hot markets hoping to flip have already seen the prices fall 20%.

>>51459252
Paris Hilton is the rare exception to the rule. She is hotter at 41 than she was at 21 (I'm sure she's had tons of work done).

>>51459307
Yeah shit's getting real spooky.

>>51459328
you saw that /tv/ thread that the mods moved to /b/ too eh?
cunts

>>51459328
i dunno man

>>51459316
>they are nightmares to work on
t. wrenchlet
You gotta take care of the dpf tho ill give you that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ys6OTAGMnU
If you know you know.

>futures

>>51459338
>BUY NOW OR BE PRICED OUT FOREVER
>satan laughing spreads his wings

>>51459307
Half a percent on spy ain't shit. It will be green by morning bobo

>>51459237
Fuck I could get in to farming. Wake up early and labor in the sun and fresh air, fix some mechanical shit in the evenings and eat a simple dinner, a small house in a quiet area with minimal noise and light pollution, wake up and do it all again.
Sounds based and unattainable.

>>51459344
its super spooky since i did the responsible thing and closed my spy puts at close like a good boy

well, lesson learned, the responsible thing is to stop drinking now at 6 beers, hahaha, cant fool me twice reality

>>51458034
cringe

>>51459371
Still too high. Boomers aren't coming down in price.

>>51459376
but why?

>>51459361
THE goat

>>51459277
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUxCrwvDF_A
Eh, not my thing.

>>51459376
Just like it was today,right?

>During a recent workday, a longtime Norfolk Southern engineer heard from his boss that anyone who could recommend a new employee would receive a $5,000 bonus.

>“I said to my boss, ‘The only people I hate enough to get jobs in the railroad already work here,’” said the engineer, who requested his name be withheld from publication for fear of retribution. “He just looked at me and walked away.”

Anyway we're gonna end up with an actual rail strike in a month: https://www.freightwaves.com/news/we-havent-completely-dodged-a-disastrous-rail-strike-rail-workers-say?p=464855

>>51459385
amazing how everybody has to live at the most extreme (40 hour workday, trying to earn as much) to get a single studio or starve to death as a homeless vagrant
what happened to working 20 hours and living in a shit apartment alone

>>51459401
I have jerked it to this scene more than I care to admit.

>>51459389
Your not welcome here. Go fuck yourself you mentally ill faggot.

The reason for stocks dropping is....

*throws dart at board*.... FEDEX

$ARKK +2.5%. The great flight to safety has begun.

>>51459397
Because it just will OKAY!? Everything has been priced in. The news has been talking about it for weeks!

>>51459401
>>51459361
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pt3G7kqVv9s
cooooooooooooooom

>>51459427
i bawt POOTS

>>51459422
BUY FEDEX

>>51459410
>>“I said to my boss, ‘The only people I hate enough to get jobs in the railroad already work here,’” said the engineer, who requested his name be withheld from publication for fear of retribution. “He just looked at me and walked away.”
this makes me almost miss working, always so many colorful characters filling their roles out there in the working world
i ever tell you about the time the 300 lb woman fell down the stairs and took out the handrail since it wasn't up to her heft? Retired with a nice lawsuit because that handrail couldnt resist the immovable force.

>>51459385
did you know outsiders can join amish communities? you have to live like they do for real and be a christian and learn their language though. but anybody is welcome to if they are able. when youhave officially joined they may even help you buy land and will help build your house and barn

>>51459422
You could say they... delivered.

>>51459359
It costs more time, and time is money friend. Though I guess that is also partially due to the lack of diesel technicians which can also drive up the price. The bonus though is the engines really do last forever unlike gas engines which require significant rebuilds once they start approaching 175k-225k miles even with true maintenance. My 2000 ford range has a leaking head gasket thats airlocking my radiator right now that I just had water pump replaced on (I guessed it had a leak but didn't think it was bad).The leaking water pump actually probably helped prevent the airlocking. Now that the system is properly pressurized it will constantly fill up with air. The head gasket could get a proper replacement but eventually the head will go out in 10k-20k miles and its there with it. Decided to fuck it and try an additive to see if I can sort the head gasket for it as a grocery getter while I work on my next vehicle.

speaking of new vehicles -- am I just fucked?

>>51459413
>what happened
Overpopulation, imo.

>>51459453
>last job I had my boss wrote me up for being "on my phone" during my lunch break in the designated phone break room
Kek the faggot is going through his second divorce I wonder why

was today the day the housing data dropped or is that another day?

>>51459413
Globalism
>>51459479
Meme problem

>>51459418
Everybody is welcome here at /smg/

>>51459413
We printed 25% of all bills in existence in the last two years

>>51459487
today was employment and retail sales which was positive until it suddenly wasnt

>>51459422
didn't this happen with an AH earnings recently? fuck what stock was it

So... this week will go back to dumping because of inflation right?

I’m financially ruined

>>51459518

>>51459518
The markets will crab until the 1% rate hike is announced and then dump

There is not nearly enough AI generated bungholes in this thread.

>>51459413
people are going back to generational living, which is living with le parents.
It's not worth it. My mom, brother, his gf, and I want to buy a house all together and split the costs. My mom can't afford one alone and the rest of us could never lmfao.

>>51459499
it was never positive

>>51459499
good is bad (is good(for bobo))

>>51459518
the only thing that makes logical sense is that they are pushing the market in the way which will bleed as much money from retail as possible in a underhanded and shitty way to combat inflation
this should be most obvious by the cpi projection which every single analyst except one german called wrongly

>>51459422
this will make the feds pivot and actually decrease interest rates

>>51459477
>time is money
Well im currently on WFH,so i got some time nowadays.
Had a ford tdci,i think it was a focus or escort
Biggest piece of shit i have driven.Built though my balls.

>>51459518
no it will go up tomorrow

>>51459419
Really? At what age? She's ok looking but that's a pretty flat performance (I get that they were going for a 90s detachment vibe but shit that's uninteresting to watch).

>>51459533
depends on your definitions of "was", "never" and "positive"

>>51459477
you own a ford of course you're fucked

>>51459554
I really dont need to explain myself. But you might want to get your testosterone levels checked.

New

>>51459572
>>51459572

>>51459469
Fuck, I can't be a Christian any more I did one of their unforgiveable sins. At least one of the Lutheran unforgiveable ones.

>>51459167
But all those kids got eaten by jaguars cause they didn't have men to beat the shit out of the jaguars

>>51459599
the only unforgivable sin is to die without having accepted jesus as your savior fren. Paul who wrote like a third of the new testament killed christians up until he was saved. if he can not only be saved but made a foundation of the church then you can be saved.

>>51459665
I dun a false witness before the Holy Spirit, which at my childhood place of worship was a big bad. If there are divisions more permissive than Lutherans I could go there but I don't think the Amish are in that camp.

>>51459568
it's called drawing in liquidity

>>51459752
you may be rejected from that church but not from Jesus if you will turn back to him friend. As for how the amish feel about it i couldnt say.

>>51459665
> And everyone who speaks a word against the Son of Man, it will be forgiven him; but he who blasphemes against the Holy Spirit, it will not be forgiven him.

You can even blaspheme the son of man and be forgiven.

>>51459874
>denying the holy trinity
begone heathen

>>51459864
It ain't about Jesus breh, he's chill by default. I supposedly pissed off the OT Holy Spirit.
My only option to get back in good standing without just joining a looser interpretation of the Word is probably to convert to Judaism and kill a few chickens.

>>51459874
>>51459909
>he who blasphemes against the Holy Spirit, it will not be forgiven him
Yeah that's where I'm at. Don't bother praying for my soul, reportedly it won't make a difference.

>>51459483
>one guy painting a 3 foot portrait of his wife for his anniversary
>another guy asleep at his desk
>another guy watching lord of the rings on his phone
>boss had been on his phone screaming at his wife for 4 hours
>take my break and go back to work
>boss writes me up for not doing enough that day

>>51458728
flat is justice

>>51457874
>The fuck? If you're a skilled trader you could make a living from forex, futures, or options with a relatively small amount of capital.

I GUARANTEE you have NOT done this shit in forex. I've spent years trying. Literal years. Full time trying. You have to be in the top 5% of traders to pull that off. a it isn't possible and you have no fucking clue how drawdown works you fucking retard.

I GUARANTEE there isn't a trader on this entire board who can pull more pips than me in a day/swing trade. Do not argue with me. I'm tired of you faggots talking about what's possible in forex without ever having even traded it. It's not easy. Just stick to DCA ETFs.

Not going to debate with any zoomers are faggots. If you want to argue post your fucking pips.

>>51458075
DO NOT REPLY TO THAT SLUT