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>> No.51452400

>>51452384
Ai is getting scary

>> No.51452409

>>51452370

I am calling new low eod

>> No.51452417
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51452417

Where is my PVC nigger at?

>> No.51452419

:3 meow im a cat *paws at u*

>> No.51452425
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>> No.51452430

captain nigger, first class

>> No.51452446
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>>51452419
fagit.

>> No.51452449

>>51452430
Sixth post best post

>> No.51452452

NOOOOO THE LINE WAS SUPPOSED TO GO UP NOT DOWN

>> No.51452453
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>> No.51452454
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51452454

Why has SIGA PR been non existent this past month? Clinical trials for TPOXX are ongoing and a massive EU order is pending... but Phil Gomez is MIA

>> No.51452455
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>>51452419
...you avin a giggle mate?

>> No.51452465

>>51452452
Biden Lied To Us

>> No.51452466 [DELETED] 

>>51452417
Here’s the pvc thread
>>51452427
>>51452427

>> No.51452471
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51452471

I am in a state of comfort; unbothered; relaxed.

>> No.51452478
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>> No.51452480

>>51452454
>a massive EU order is pending
1) They have no money, thanks to energy.
2) Have you looked at their case counts recently?

>> No.51452482

Should I invest in TWLO now that they do race-based anti-colonialism/anti-opression layoffs?

>> No.51452483
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51452483

I'm a simple man.. I see ARKK up 5.5% today and I buy puts on fucking everything

>> No.51452499

Should I be buying the dip, unironically?

>> No.51452512
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>>51452341
>People of working age give up, stop seeking jobs and become full time neets
>suddenly theyre not unemployed anymore

lol. lmao.

>> No.51452515
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51452515

healthy looking bart on spy

>> No.51452521
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51452521

>>51452499
Yes

>> No.51452522
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51452522

The total return of my last 5 years of investing is -1,62€.

>> No.51452533

I need my 700 shares of TQQQ to do something eventually

this bear market has been so many year long, no gains for a crazy amount of time

>> No.51452537

I have to open a new checking account. What’s the best bank to work with in US

>> No.51452540
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51452540

I have $250
How do I make it $75?

>> No.51452544

I think CMRX will pop off to $2.80 or so in the next 1-2 weeks

>> No.51452549

>>51452537
Won't be a popular answer, but BOA has never given me any crap at all desu.

>> No.51452555
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>>51452512
>taking shadowstats seriously

>> No.51452556
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>>51452537
Robinhood has a checking account

>> No.51452559
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>>51452540
Buy soxl

>> No.51452563

back to 392 please. thanks fren

>> No.51452566

Where's that stop loss guy? You watching this dump?

>> No.51452572

>>51452540
Pay $175 for sex.

>> No.51452577
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51452577

>>51452480
>1) They have no money, thanks to energy.
fair
>2) Have you looked at their case counts recently?
Covid happened in waves, I think monkeypoop will too. The pride surge is over, next surge will be from students and other non gay sex groups

>> No.51452578

>>51452566
>]
yes and i bought 392 spy puts not because of you but because of bort
i also have a stop loss hahaha

>> No.51452588
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>>51452556
handy for consolidating your bags and cash all in one place

>> No.51452589
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51452589

it's a DXY kinda day

>> No.51452593
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51452593

>>51452555
>Taking govt stats seriously

>> No.51452596

The issue with importing population growth trends and low costs via outsourcing is a much lower trend now. We just imported huge supplies of goods as well and because of the spike in demand at higher prices for many things mostly shipping costs.

Labor participation is lower than 2019 still even in a hot but cooling labor market. Of course USA took advantage of dollar position and demand and with high interest rates it's remained with incredible demand. Still, that overpowered use of federal debt and dollar strength wasn't used productively enough to justify it. Now if it was used to create lots of future productivity it would be different but it wasn't. Now we have reducing real GDP and a fuck ton of new debt and normalized stimulus.

>> No.51452597

>>51452521
I don't understand your post

>> No.51452603
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>>51452549
BOA recently offered some subprime mortgage shit (and advertised it heavily to blacks and hispanics). My understanding is that they're trying to offload potential toxic assets onto a third party investor before the bubble pops

>>51452578
I have picrel spread, basically I think SPY will hit about $322 around October 12th

>> No.51452605
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51452605

Found the problem.

>> No.51452609
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51452609

god damn imagine if chillin was a character. it would be me. im chillin. what color is chillin?

>> No.51452612
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51452612

Retard OP fucked up. The links

>how to make a threaded connection
https://youtu.be/LmA6EUAO4MY

>how to glue pvc like a pro
https://youtu.be/EO5aCL-c8HI

>how to deburr PVC
https://youtu.be/PFC-k_P5R40

>how to measure the distance between 2 PVC fittings
https://youtu.be/pYJrGZyKsUk

>> No.51452613

>>51452515
We are going under 390 by Monday.. already barted to it once today and people "bought the hekkin dip" and we are dumping into close again and people in this thread and still buying. God damn retail really does deserve to be treated like cattle

>> No.51452620
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51452620

any of you bros know why ibkr/tws would grey out orders on a stock when there's no news whatsoever? seems like one stock i own has just ceased trading with nothing being announced

>> No.51452627
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51452627

Looks like the money printer was turned on in the morning and immediately blew up. This is your exit pump

>> No.51452630

>>51452609
Kinda like a greenish blue

>> No.51452631
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51452631

Fuck vix

>> No.51452635

>>51452613
im not putting all my shekels in until morning of powell the painmaker drops his tuesday deuce on the world

>> No.51452640

Why the fuck is ARKK pumping

>> No.51452642

>>51452589
why is this legal

>> No.51452650

>>51452409

Micro pump before the mega dump... It's still a bit early but I am telling you I called it

>> No.51452651

>>51452630
I am not gonna lie blue is a pretty chill color. I'd chill with blue, if it were a person. I'd also be hard into sqqq. WGMI signal followers.

>> No.51452660
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51452660

What does this mean

>> No.51452661

>>51452577
Why can't people stop having sex?

>> No.51452668

>>51452660
See >>51452603
Expect housing defaults in about 18 months

>> No.51452672

>>51452537
Does anyone have suggestions other than BoA? Is TD decent for trades etc

>> No.51452673

>>51452409
I’m calling your mom so I can drop a new load eod

>> No.51452681

>>51452660
It means niggers are about to be evicted from their homes.

>> No.51452686
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51452686

>>51452640
only cathie is buying

>> No.51452690

thanks for playing mumu

>> No.51452698

>>51452635
I think we bleed until the fed meeting. Market makers will want it to be bloody before the meeting so they can try to get Powell to do 75bps instead of 100bps. 75bps they tard greed rally, 100bps we are going back to June lows. Ball is in jpows hands but I think it's red until then

>> No.51452701

>>51452672
Maybe find a small credit union. Until they get big and a BoA CEO comes and takes it over with wokeness, they have little to no fees on many things

>> No.51452704
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51452704

I am so bored

>> No.51452710

>>51452603
Based, keep the minorities homeless. I do NOT want to see them in my neighborhood

>> No.51452718
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51452718

kneel before the real god of the market

>> No.51452719

>>51452660
the rope is tightening around overleveraged scumlords' necks
but mostly nothing until people start getting fired

>> No.51452720
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51452720

Don't respect anyone itt. Just don't.

>> No.51452723

>>51452701
Credit Unions also have preferred interest rates, they're a good deal for many people

>>51452710
More salient is that you should stay the fuck away from any funds that have large or increasing housing exposure

>> No.51452730

>>51452720
I only respect the bogdanoff twins

>> No.51452745

>>51452577
You’re that fag who posted those lame gifs with the monkey. Still bag holding, huh retard? Two more weeks, tryst the plan!

>> No.51452748
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>>51452698
75 guaranteed. Will be a nothingburger to decent rally

>> No.51452751

>>51452620
because it's some shitty pajeet tier exchange

>> No.51452752
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51452752

>>51452384
So how badly will the market crash tomorrow if the unions suddenly strike even though the media keeps telling everyone that they agreed to a "Tentative agreement?"

>> No.51452769

>>51452752
according to bulltards everything in the known universe is priced in

>> No.51452771

>>51452751
what does that make the shitty phone app "brokers" then?

>> No.51452775

>>51452752
AI has gone too far

>> No.51452777

>>51452752
That railway thing is a nothing burger

>> No.51452785
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51452785

>>51452720
..even me?

>> No.51452791
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>>51452752
hurrr durrr, the market won't crash anymore, people are making more money and the labor market is hiring people

>> No.51452792

>>51452752
man i cant unsee him

>> No.51452805

>>51452792
Who? i can't see anything

>> No.51452806

>>51452748
I wouldn't guarantee anything.. I plan on being mostly cash before fomc. 75bps we definitely rally and I'll be a tad late to the parade 100bps will make bagholders out of 90% of this thread... I could really see him doing 100bps if he is "serious about inflation"

>> No.51452808

>>51452771
patrician's tier

>> No.51452811
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51452811

ASTS got btfoed by a short report

>> No.51452812

Bobros
>TSLA gamma squeeze by faggy hedge fund(s).
Obviously this is fake and gay. I’m buying sketchy Oct puts on sale.

>> No.51452814

SPY confirming the breakdown, lol. It's gonna fucking plunge pretty soon here. Next Stop 330.

>> No.51452824
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>>51452805
in time you will know

>> No.51452827

>>51452792
can't see who? its just a sunset over a lake next to a forest.

>> No.51452831

>>51452650
>>51452673

TO ALL BOBOS THAT HELD ON FOR THE RECOVERY, I SALUTE YOU!!!

New low eod

>> No.51452833

WTFWT

>> No.51452835
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51452835

nice recovery

>> No.51452837

>>51452540
Vix call expiring next week or put on spy expiring next week.

>> No.51452845
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>>51452698
75 bip was the thing that was bad last month. now 75 bip is good because it's not 100?

>> No.51452846
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51452846

Ready for sour hour?

>> No.51452856
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51452856

>SOXL
-43% THIS MONTH
lmao you faggots shill this trash

>> No.51452859

thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vuDnPVXFbY

>> No.51452862
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>>51452846
Hot lemons coming through!

>> No.51452864
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51452864

OUT MY WAY MUMU FUCKING SHITS

>> No.51452867

To the stop loss guy, this is why you stick to your fuckin guns!!!!

>> No.51452868

>>51452845
Yes

>> No.51452877

>>51452837
VIX call through which instrument? And: QQQ puts

>> No.51452883
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51452883

There is only one winner.

>> No.51452890

Why is the forest quiet.

>> No.51452891

Spy barting twice in the same day is bullish right? Seems like a good time to go all in on meme stocks, unprofitable tech companies and maybe some chink stocks, crypto, biopharm and uhh some carvana to round it all out

>> No.51452898

OHG OD WHY DID I SELL MY SHORTS FOR A LOSS AND THEN IT DUMPS RIGHT BACK DOWN AFTER PUMPING RIGHT UP
just kidding i never sold

>> No.51452901
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>>51452890
FUCK THE FOREST *BANG BANG BANG*

>> No.51452908
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51452908

>>51452540
buy a kilt and the shit to go with it, and then go to a bar and get some drinks

>> No.51452915

>>51452859

Is this zoomer music? Holy shit it's terrible.

>> No.51452925

Anyone know what max pain is for spy expiry tomorrow?

>> No.51452930
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51452930

Long/Short the market tomorrow?

>> No.51452934
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51452934

Yahweh, remind me next time not to fomo into puts before lunchtime but an hour after. Moloch must die

>> No.51452936

>>51452845
It's pretty honked for sure but I'll damn sure ride weekly calls on 75bps news because bulls are unbelievably greedy and clawing for any bit of hopium

>> No.51452940
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51452940

Oh no no nooooooo

>> No.51452943
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51452943

>>51452891
bulltards are truly braindamaged

>> No.51452945

>>51452901
You're laughing. Joking. Trivializing a serious thing. I'll ask you again.


Why is the forest quiet.

>> No.51452947
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51452947

SELL SELL SELL REDDIT SELL

>> No.51452950

>>51452578
Looks like your puts are printing my guy

I was right about the dump :^)

>> No.51452953

bought some puts at the local top, hehehe (i'm jewish btw)

>> No.51452955
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51452955

>>51452859

>> No.51452963

I'm down so much money in SOXL and TQQQ

>> No.51452969
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51452969

>>51452940
Oops wrong pic

>> No.51452970

AND WALLAH
IT WILL NEVER BE ABOVE 3920 AGAIN

>> No.51452973

>>51452808
as expected from a triptranny

>> No.51452977

>>51452963
Post some screencaps

>> No.51452979
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51452979

>>51452955
>>51452915
that shit is fire bros

>> No.51452984
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>>51452963

>> No.51452990
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51452990

>>51452540
Buy some kneepads then give 165 blow jobs and tip each patron $1.00

>> No.51452991
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51452991

JPow just called me. They gunna buy EOD.

>> No.51452993

>>51452945

Dude shut up. You don't live in a forest and aren't even near one. You probably live in a massive concrete jungle with no trees or wildlife. Everyday you post this.

No one's cares

>> No.51453006

imagine if it plunged below 390 to end the day that would be funny hahaha

>> No.51453015

>>51452805
Look at this redditor

>> No.51453017
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51453017

>>51452908
>Shoe size 7

>> No.51453019
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51453019

>>51452824
IFYKYK

>> No.51453021
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51453021

Ummm.... Energy bros? Why are we losing?

>> No.51453027

>>51452620
Which broker is this from?

>> No.51453029

>>51452945
Because there aren't any niggers around here.
>t. forest dweller

>> No.51453032

>>51453029
BIG if true.

>> No.51453037
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51453037

>>51452859
Made through all of 5 seconds, zoomers need to be gassed

>> No.51453043

>>51452603
>BOA recently offered some subprime mortgage shit (and advertised it heavily to blacks and hispanics)
Lol ESG is something else

>> No.51453058

>>51452963
ALL IN

>> No.51453059

>>51452859

That's not very good

>> No.51453064

>>51452993
>>51453029
lol u fags i actually do live near a forest its based i like going when its stormy and pretending i am in an anime as the branches fall down around me u guys hate ur lives cuz u dont know about the Forest

>> No.51453069
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51453069

OFFICIAL THREAD THEAM:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lCMUkqpI7o

>> No.51453086

>>51453027
IBKR's TWS client, it just bugged out and didn't correctly display market data after i had some network issues

>> No.51453089
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51453089

>>51453019
I CAN'T STOP SEEING HIM EVERYWHERE, AHHHHHHH

>> No.51453096

>>51453069
nice. I'm shaken but didn't hear no bell

>> No.51453097

>>51453017
My shoe size is 9.5

>> No.51453101

>>51453089
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

>> No.51453104

where's the blood
you said there'd be blood

>> No.51453107
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51453107

What does The C means?

>> No.51453109
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51453109

>>51452979

Nah senpai that shit ain't bussin it's busted, fr fr. Now if you will excuse me I'm going to dance naked on a big pile of my SQQQ cash.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmWfrCJ_lWo

>> No.51453112

>>51453104
she bled out not more left

>> No.51453115

>>51453104
Wednesday

>> No.51453118

Netflix Green 7% on an ad supported version which will cannabilize huge numbers of subscriptions and degrade the brand value enormously

>> No.51453120
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>>51453107
put

>> No.51453123

>>51453107
nvm, I think I understood

>> No.51453126

>>51453107
call? are those options?

>> No.51453128

>>51452977
Too lazy but I'm down about $1000 in TQQQ and $660 in SOXL. I was really interested investing and then stopped caring and was just gonna hold, but I forgot those aren't really meant for holding on long-term.
I guess I could just keep buying and lower my DCA

>> No.51453134
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>>51453064
Only way to survive the honkening

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I've never seen such an orderly selloff the last few months

>> No.51453150
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51453150

today

>> No.51453151
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51453151

I'm more than just an options trader
Ree, ree, ree
I'm more than just your liquidator
Ree, ree, ree
The bears just need to see red
The bears just need to see red
The bears just need to see red
Coming out of mumu's asshole

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>>51453140

>> No.51453160

>>51453140
It's also one with lots of green stocks

>> No.51453161

>>51453140
what sort of "person" makes something like this?

>> No.51453170

>>51453126
Yes.
If I'm understand right, I need to find second side for the call option?

>> No.51453175

>>51453140
I haven't seen this gif since that guy was shilling bowl america.

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>>51453097
Every guy under 11 is a footlet

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>>51453120
>>51453140

>> No.51453189

>>51453118
You wont believe what they got in the pipeline. Listen, elon musk launches straight fire rockets right? Starlink? Anyway. So they're gonna launch netflix satelites up there. You with me? And then you put a receiver on your roof top. Hook it up to your TV and bam. You get ad supported netflix in your tv.
Now if course you cant chose what content you watch so they're gonna have pre selected streams for you called channels. It will straight fire bruh no cap.

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>>51452384
can it be performance art?
>imma close my puts if we don't close under 392

>> No.51453194

>>51453069
For the whole year honestly. Lol. Redditors trained to slurp the dip that just keeps on dipping

>> No.51453202

>>51453181
Doesn't matter what my footsize is, I got a big 5 inch dick.

>> No.51453203

>>51453097
how is that even possible? are you like an 8th grader?

>> No.51453206

How are faggots actually traumatized over a stupid bowling ball gif parody? Like have you never seen isis beheading videos or chink factory gore videos?

>> No.51453207
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51453207

Papa Powell will be forced to bring the hammer down and do a 100bps hike next week and it is NOT priced in. Look at the weekly, monthly and quarterly spx charts back 2 decades. We have barely even begun to correct on a 2008 scale. The charts demand sub-350 spy by November.

>> No.51453222

>>51453170
>I need to find second side
Not sure what you mean by this.

>> No.51453232

>>51453140
I could probably cum to this desu

>> No.51453234
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>>51453189
If only our tech overlords could figure a way to directly beam their streams to our houses, or we could use fiber optics to deliver their ad supported streams to wire into our tv’s...

>> No.51453237

>>51453189
Hulu has had ad supported subs for years, they give it away every black Friday and still underperform Disney+, how the fuck is ad supported Netflix going to increase valuation significantly

>> No.51453246
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Nu took off and plummeted today. I want more at a lower price bros

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51453249

I was gone all day, what did I miss?
Did Mumus beheem themselves further?

>> No.51453251
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51453251

BUY! BUY YOU DUMMIES WE HAVE ANOTHER BOUNCE TO MAKE!

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>>51453206
>they think its my only bowling ball gif

>> No.51453266

>>51453249
They beclowned themselves. Many such cases...

>> No.51453268

>>51453234
Wire is so old school bruh das some boomer shit

>> No.51453273
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51453273

>futures

>> No.51453274

I just don't see how a sustained rally would come out of this

>> No.51453276

>>51453207
he's very publically stated that the market needs to come down, with CPI coming in like a hot beef injection I think 100bps might be a real shocker to this stinkfest

>> No.51453278

>>51453207
>>51453249
Yes good sir. You know it's not the bottom because of all the brazen dip-buying in here.

>> No.51453280

>>51452409
Plz be tru my puts are ready

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51453282

>>51453021
Saved

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>>51453273
FUTURES POSTING DURING MARKET HOURS IS NOW ALLOWED

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>>51453253
now this is art
>moar

>> No.51453303

I made an offer on a house bros. Had to sell a few shorts to make sure I have enough for the closing costs

>> No.51453304

>>51453292
Ma'am, that's Bobo. He's in charge. He can do what ever he wants around here.

>> No.51453306
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51453306

Bros, When i put Chris Chan in the AI generator, it finally made me see Christina Chandler for all her beauty. AI is a blessing

>> No.51453311
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51453311

>>51453268
I like my wires and now with plentyful on-demand I still prefer it.I also still only use Ethernet and don’t have any WiFi in my house either.... I will not use ze streams or eat ze bugs
t.35 year old boomer

>> No.51453318

Started accumulating O. Divvy yield is nearly 5% at this stock price and it pays out monthly. As far as REITs go it seems like a pretty safe bet as they deal in commercial real estate like CVS locations.

>> No.51453332

ive beclowned myself

>> No.51453333

Why not just buy treasuries then use those as collateral to short the market?

>> No.51453339

>>51453318
I'd be careful buying REITs here. We're about to have another real estate fiasco.

>> No.51453351

>>51453333
digits confirm

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51453350

my QQQ is sussin

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>>51453350
kek

>> No.51453366

>>51453161
I think someone unironically more human than you

Even if you tried you probably dont possess enough cerebral capability to replicate his work

A literal degenerate is smarter/more human than you, making him your superior, for him you are the "person"

Think about it

>> No.51453370

>>51453350
kek I remember when I tried taxidermy on Craigslist. I completely fucked up some dudes fox and then just ghosted him

>> No.51453375

>>51453303
Unless you’re using a fha loan then your closing costs can be added into the mortgage loan

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>>51453318
>>51453339
hedge with $drv, if you're just in it for the divvie don't matter much, look at schd/jepi. also isralie boats $zim has been doing those retarded 10% special divvies

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51453387

Gold bros we’re saved

>> No.51453390

that rising wedge just turned into a green dildo

>> No.51453404

>>51453207
Gold is pricing it in right now. Look at it drop while DXY stays below 110.

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>>51453161
a meme god among men

>> No.51453418

>>51452559
How did they get the bear to do that?

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>>51453405

>> No.51453445

>>51453370
>kek I remember when I tried taxidermy on Craigslist
KEK how exactly did you even get the idea to do that?

>> No.51453446

>>51453375
Not sure I'd do it at 6% interest but we will see

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>>51453418
Free sniffs

>> No.51453450

my 150k in mutual funds is going to dip to under 100k by the time this shit is done bleeding isnt it?

>> No.51453455

>>51453405
fell into the gang rape pit
again

>> No.51453461

>>51453384
>if you're just in it for the divvie don't matter much
You're looking at taking a potential 50% haircut to collect a 5% dividend... I prefer the MLPs for set it and forget it divies.

>> No.51453465

>>51453366
kys faggot

>> No.51453466

>>51453450
Under 50k.

>> No.51453475

THE SHEMITAHHHHHHHH

>> No.51453476
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>>51453390
simple as

>> No.51453478

>>51452409
Lesson to learn here

If you are not making money, next time, trust strangers on the internet

>> No.51453491

if nasdick closes down - 0.50% from here tomorrow we in for some boboshit

>> No.51453493

>>51453318
Be wary O's distribution is mostly taxed as ordinary income so you could get fucked hard if you're not holding it in a tax-free or tax-advantaged account

>> No.51453497

>>51453387
I dont like eliot wave niggers but if this works out I will have to concede it works.

>> No.51453498

>>51453476
it just fkn did it again

>> No.51453502

>>51453445
I was poor and in the military. I would look for odd jobs to earn some extra cash. Saw an add wanting taxidermy work done so I responded and said I’ve done it before. I googled how to do it and ended up fucking the fox up like those meme taxidermy foxes

>> No.51453506

this isn't fun anymore bros what is wrong with the market

>> No.51453509

>>51453446
Do like investors do. Wait until next year when prices will be cut even further and don’t focus on the interest rate too much, what investors do is buy in a high interest rate environment and just carry the higher interest rate until rates inevitably go back down and just do a rate and term refinance (not a cash out refi) into a lower rate

>> No.51453512

>>51453404
Buying pslv and phys during the dippereedoo

>> No.51453514
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51453514

Anyone buy actual stocks today?

>> No.51453518

>>51453493
i was looking into rig's crazy 60% yield and you have to file taxes on it... get this... in israel
kek

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>>51452745
SIGA will moon, cope and seethe kid

>> No.51453522

>>51453506
how many times do we have to tell you about shemitah

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>>51453476
>simple as
TSLA puts engaged

>> No.51453530

>>51453514
I bought some gold and uranium etfs

>> No.51453536

>>51453514
META and GOOGL.

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>>51453514
i haven't bought since june

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>>51453498
"then long it"

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>>51453502
You could make good cash doing assquatches I bet

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>>51453512
My PSLV shares are probably down 50% but as long as it hurts the (((banks)))

>> No.51453550 [DELETED] 

>>51453514
com

>> No.51453556

>>51453522
>shemitah
it isn't fucking dumping its crabbing ahh im losing my mind

>> No.51453568

>>51453493
It’s going in my Roth IRA

>> No.51453573

Why is the forest quiet.

>> No.51453574

>>51453536
GOOGL just got a record fine and META was bombed with a direct threat to Zuckerberg and VR yesterday. Ontop of rate hikes, recession, inflation not peaking and cold war 2.0 currently in progress.. you bulls are so fucking retarded

>> No.51453578

>>51453514
Bought small lots of ENB.TO, FRU.TO and U-UN.TO
Might buy som Tim Tams at the grocery store later today too

>> No.51453581

Lmao look at eth. Sell the news dump after merge

>> No.51453584

>>51453548
I sold to hold sqqq for now. Set to rebuy when it fills that gap at 5.80 on the daily.

>> No.51453586

I was babbling about PARA two days ago and it is up 6%. The amount of shares available to short has gone from 1mil to 450k in less than a week and the stock is rising off of the CEOs comments at a Goldman Sachs conference yesterday. There is an attempt to apply selling pressure by the shorts but they’re running out of slack, I expected this stock wouldn’t have a chance to really bounce back for another 2-4 quarters but if pressure keeps up there could be a squeeze.

>> No.51453587

>>51453573
listen for the farting fairies

>> No.51453589
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51453589

My condolences, Mumu fucking shits...

>> No.51453593

>>51453140
Post the spared one please

>> No.51453594

>>51453573
where is the hidden tigers?

>> No.51453600

>>51453581
can some one explain this eth merge to me like im a boomer?

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I just woke up from my trader nap and things still haven't got better for oil REEEEEEEE!!!!

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>>51453573
if you're not in it how would you know?

>> No.51453618

>>51453568
>Roth IRA
Carry on then, just making sure you didn't make the same dumb mistake I made a while back

>> No.51453625

>>51453600
Apparently if you put different crypto bags into one big bag it makes the bag easier to short the fuck out of

>> No.51453636

>>51453520
You’ll have to put those bags down long enough to dilate, faggot. Siga is never going over $16 again. Kek baggies

>> No.51453638

>>51453594
What's that noise. You hear it. Clank. Clank. And then you don't. The forest is quiet. The noises cease.

Clanking. It's a clanking noise. Sounds like chains.

>> No.51453643

>>51453600
saving the environment chud

>> No.51453655

>>51453574
>GOOGL fine
the horror!
>META death threat to Zuckerberg
why the fuck does that matter?

i'm bearish on the broader market but I still think both will still do well regardless.

>> No.51453657

A whole range of stocks are breaking through support today :/

>> No.51453661

>>51452409
we are almost there bobros

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>>51453636
We'll see about that

>> No.51453663

AAAAAAAAAAA THE SHARTY ORCAS JUST FLEW OUT OF THE DARK FOREST DUNGEON

>> No.51453666
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>>51453638
trust the plan

>> No.51453675
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51453675

there is so much shit at pre-covid levels now what the fuck.

>> No.51453677

that rising wedge aint rising no more

>> No.51453680

STOP LOSS GUY, SHOW YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!

>micro pump
>mega dump

>> No.51453682

>>51453638
its the vermissitude on the rhine tesseracts
the comfortability of permissibility is at an all time upside macarena
can you hear it being....
priced in?

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>>51453573
https://youtu.be/w8f3Ke0wWps

>> No.51453694

waiting for new bread to make quality post there

>> No.51453698

>>51453680
still not at fresh lows for the day
yet

>> No.51453699

>>51453655
META hits a new 52 week low every day. Tech in general is getting raped by rate hikes. The fed is going to dump trillions of dollars of FAGMAN bags on the market in the coming months with QT. There is nothing worth investing in other than being a bear or smallcaps/growth after the next heeming stabilizes at the new bottom

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51453702

>>51453675
Wow it’s almost like the never before seen in history returns of 2020 and 2021 were all fake and gay.

>> No.51453706

Can anyone fill me in on what happened with Adobe and whatever the fuck "Figma" is?

>> No.51453709
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>>51453600
I'll explain to you like (((your people))). It's a way to centralize crypto and have even more control over the next iteration of "money," eventually using it control people's behavior in a new world order technocommunism. It's also a speculative asset. You'd love it.

>> No.51453712

>>51453625
oh so it's like a reverse split

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>>51453677
broke through 50 sma 1h then rejected it later
>green line
fuggin hyped bear bros let's get a sour hour

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we're going to take a giga shit before close

>> No.51453724

Do we like TM?

>> No.51453726

>>51453682
Yes. It Is The Rhine Tesseract. The Tesseract OCR Uses Neural Networks With Markov Chain's.

What's Inside The Chains.

>> No.51453727
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51453727

>banks making bank as shit goes down
Things are even worse than you think.

>> No.51453729

>>51453706
It's what Ken Starr died of.

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>>51453682

>> No.51453738
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>>51453638
must be skeletor locked in the chans by he-man

>> No.51453741

>>51453698
It's very close with an hour left!

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51453742

next stop 380

>> No.51453752

>>51453727
financials and big pharma have been pumping despite everything else looking awful... typically this means they're floating up their prices before a market-wide selloff

>> No.51453756
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SHITMADA

>> No.51453763
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>>51453702
Everything since 2007 has been fake and gay.

LOL you should’ve heard the fucks on NPR back in the late 2000s AND EARLY 2010s talking about QE. They acted as if the Fed was brilliant for bailing out the banks and printing trillions.

I want the pain to be so immense that EVERYONE feels it. I want statists to gnash their teeth and lament their hubris.

GOD WILL HAVE US SUFFER AND WE DESERVE IT

>> No.51453764
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51453764

no more redeem my bastards

>> No.51453772

>>51453522
they're letting everybody know about it this time around, it can't be possibly be that straightforward. their trickery knows no bounds.

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>>51453738
>ahh skeletor I shave my legs for you tonight
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hoqCzXbDtlY

>> No.51453782

I am fourth order thermodynamic monster (ref: Stanislaw Lem) collecting sundry piece of informationto to stumble onto connections between things, which seem to others not at all connected. That at least is my intelectual destiny that has been interupted by fact that I have been implanted with so called smart dust. These miniscule induction receivers with brodcasting ability has spread into my body and brain( through infusion), has been mapped into my mental and physiological function in a way more powerful than those of Elon Musk chips.

>> No.51453784

>>51453763
>NPR
Owned by China probably at that point as it is today. Of course they suck the state's dick.

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>>51453742
still not even under 390. you got my hopes up bobo and for that you must pay.

>> No.51453791

Gonna relax after a tough work day checking my pl every now and then by watching starcraft 1 vods

>> No.51453798

>>51453763
I feel this post in my bones. The fools must pay.

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>> No.51453802

>>51453720
wonder how hard the selling gonna be at tomorrows close

>>51453699
sounds like something that could happen

>> No.51453816

>>51453782
Based schizo. The cyberiad is a masterpiece

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>>51453782
kek don't have one of these though
>and i do

>> No.51453823

>>51453782
oh great it's another "smg regular has a meth induced schizophrenic breakdown" episode

>> No.51453822

>>51453782
50% of my trading strategy involves divining the future via magic and fucking around

>> No.51453824

>>51453699
>META hits a new 52 week low every day
>this is a reason to sell instead of buy
I hate big tech in general but I still like META at these retarded levels.

>> No.51453827

>>51453799
Poor guy

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>>51453772
They're not "letting" shit. People are starting to (((notice))) more.

>> No.51453850

>>51453727
They did this right before the banking crisis in 2008. If they know they are truly fucked they start advertising 'book value' and try to find some other poor suckers to grab onto so they can breathe. Classic move that Lehman pulled off back in the day.

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Should i buy Rumble?

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>>51453827
he should have had a v8 instead

>> No.51453868

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>>51453860
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why is this trading day so dramatic? closing in on 390 with an hour left like its the last hold of the humans vs the orks in lord of the rings buts its mumus hoping 390 doesnt break against the bobos.

>> No.51453890

>>51453823
Since you think I suffer from schizophrenia-related disabilities making me sometimes forgetting what the beginning of the sentence was or having a day when I am contemplating, through actual experience, what it is to be a vegetable, please, bear with me. Maybe anon, on rare occasions, I can produce a jewelled thought yet most of them are rather pedestrian and as I suspect I probably had read them before and due to my memory structure, which resembles swiss cheese – full of holes, I am not afraid to put them down on paper as mine (Antiqui Romani: Paper doesn’t blush). I can be just so much an epigone as a creative person so forgive me and let us hark back to the times before Ancient Greeks who had invented the idea of authorship. I can’t write literature so I stay with writing in cryptic style on 4channel called ‘telegraph” as if you have to pay for every letter, hence my posting is terse.

>> No.51453898

>>51453880
its the epic battle of good (bears) vs. evil (bulls) in chart form

>> No.51453919

sour hour confirmed in the first 10 seconds?

>> No.51453918

>>51453890
in it i with that at this on from he my or we but as be they not will one time just like have people so can first which good know year all day

>> No.51454612

>>51453865
Surprising that the woman had zero sense of danger and kept provoking the hooligans by talking at them.