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been following this, that hodlonaut guy is getting reemed. their defence is literally "i saw other people on the internet do it so its okay because thats social consensus"
the worlda biggest midwit, the judge appears far more sympathetic towards csw and understands why hes opted for caught as his identity proving method.

>>51450439

literally an inversion of reality lmao. craig took the stand yesterday and got caught in a bare lie multiple times, even the judge chimed in to make sure she heard his bullshit right once or twice.

>opted for caught

did you just misspell court as caught here? not sure you should be going around complaining about midwits lad.

>>51450439
hello craig

>>51450199
>i drink 3 bottles of wine and then i stomped on the hard drive with satoshi keys
wow

>>51450199
>he stomped on the hard drive
kek
not your keys
not your coins

I can't comprehend why this obviously mentally ill person has a following at all

>>51450666

An analogy: The Joker recruited lackeys from insane asylums for a reason.

lol.

lmao.

>>51450439
imagine ever believing that someone as retarded as csw could be the real satoshi

>>51450619
im so fucking sick of this shit

How the hell are boomer judges even supposed to rule in bullshit like this? 70 year old boomers have no clue what a Blockchain is.

>>51450666
He's an intelligence agency asset that is quickly losing value to them.

>>51452114
neither do you

A fucking wifi pineapple...
>faketoshi
>bitcoin shit version

A sad joke by now

>>51451727

He really did say that. IDK how BSV holders continue to put up with this horseshit from him, its like you have sell your dignity to receive BSV coins in return. He is just laughing at everyone who hangs on his words, you know the way you just cannot have any respect for plainly gullible people?

>>51450589
Im not that guy but stfu about his misspelling lmao. It would bave been due to autocorrect, not an actual grammatical fault you low-to-midwit

>>51452784

phoneposters get the rope too

>>51450199
bsv is fork of a fork actually. it's trash either way.

>>51450199
BTC corecucks are turning out to be the biggest midwits in the industry as well as some of the most evil and despicable people around.

Craig is Satoshi
BSV is Bitcoin
Keep seething and don't forget to dilate your neo vagina.

>>51453447
>BTC corecucks are turning out to be the biggest midwits in the industry as well as some of the most evil and despicable people around.
I tend to agree, which is why CSW has been such a fitting nuisance to have around. as a complete fraud and scammer he is their dark mirror. they've finally managed to throttle him but goodness it was entertaining and a well-deserved headache

>>51453554
>as a complete fraud and scammer he is their dark mirror.

This said when craig was the one that told you 'btc corecucks' are so bad and evil in the first place.

its incredible how you guys cant put 2 and 2 together. Sticking to your priors even if it turns out the cult leader might be a faggot but its ok because at least he is harming enemies, when it was that leader who planted those priors in your head in the first place so its all fucking circular logic is EXACTLY how cults operate. Thats how cult leaders insulate themselves from internal challenge. I cannot believe that it works but apparently it does.

there's no hope for greggles and his band of bitches, this case falls more in craigs favour as it goes on. i personally cant wait to see a world where you rotten folk have to live on proof of work and merit.

>>51451690
does he think that if other people believe he's satoshi that he'll somehow "access" satoshi's coins anyway? kek

Oh CSW will get those bitcoins
And BSV will moon
It will be really funny and ironic really

>>51454067
huh? I despise late-stage maxis for their repulsive attitude and destructive treatment of the crypto space in general. csw is a joke, the only thing he ever instilled in me was a good laugh

>>51451309
>Long silence from Wright

>>51451309
top kek, it's over

>>51451309
what a productive years for craig. proving nothing so far

>>51452114
>The judge called BSV a fork

>>51451690
>>51451690
Legitimately one of the most puzzling things I've ever read. What in the fuck am i reading

>>51456794
>Wright told the court a little thing like not having Satoshi's keys wouldn't stop him from
accessing Satoshi's coins, if a judge such as herself was amenable..
Its like, when you get caught 3x the drunk driving limit with a hooker and a bag of blow in your lap and someones granny under your wheel, and you say to the officer:
>a little thing like thish shouldnt shtop us being frens, officer. Theres a $50 behind my licence here and a bonush when i getsh sober, if you're amenable..

>>51456886
I read it more like
>I can't prove they're mine without a reasonable doubt but they belong to me and you need to sanction all them and claim they're mine so if someone else gets caught moving coins in these dead wallets I can sue the piss out of them!
which doesn't make sense to me either.

>>51456903
>doesn't make sense to me either
its creg. Sensible is another universe.
you generally wouldnt use the phrase 'if you were amenable to..?' to Judges when asking them to do complete bullshit tho, unless:
(a) you are sure they'll take the bribe
(b) you're completely fucking retarded

>>51456794

craigs headcanon

>>51456170
>>51456620

it happened exactly as described, see here https://twitter.com/PeterScottMorg1/status/1570429536616996864

Taken from the full video of his cross-examination on the stand here https://youtu.be/_zkweFcpQMs?t=8728

craig got absolutely fucking caught red handed lying under oath and it happened more than once lol.

>>51457053
https://youtu.be/_zkweFcpQMs?t=13891 this is a pretty choice quote as well
>If I sign the keys everything will be over
fucking insane

>>51457053
Wow. A witness makes a mistake in identifying a document.

This shit happens to witnesses in every case that involves complex numbers of documents.

Unless it relates directly to a major issue in dispute it’s meaningless.

>>51457529
the witness has a long history of mistaken identity

>>51457567
So what?

>>51457499

yeh he basically admitted that even if he could sign he wouldnt, and its entirely his choice to maintain the circus for as long as possible by rolling out "100 witnesses" to court cases. The reason behind this is that he is a conman and a conmans first imperative is spinning out the con for as long as possible before packing up and disappearing once all the juice is squeezed. Its been 8 years and so far he has squeezed minus 350 million dollars of juice, counting the money his sugardaddy calvin has spent on all this bullshit + owing ira kleiman 150 million dollars. how long will it take him to break even at this rate?

>>51457529

>just a little brain fart over who created the entity that supposedly HOLDS THE KEYS TO 60 BILLION DOLLARS OF BTC WHICH IS WHAT ALL OF THIS IS ABOUT

lol and lmao, doesnt look as if you liked your boy getting stunned into silence for once, cant keep his own lies straight

are you fags really this bored
this shit is so fucking cringe
2017 was 30 years ago

core cucks clutching at straws yet again. we're gonna send you morons bankrupt, the denial will stop you from converting your bags over. how could you possibly be wrong? you're smart right? you own btc so you must be smart, there's no way you were stupid enough to buy a crippled fork of the real bitcoin protocol, the ticker symbol clearly states BTC which is bitcoin because thats what everyone else says it is. the social consensus decides what bitcoin is, not the person who invented it.
right?

>>51457915
no, but the social consensus is what keeps their tulip bulbs from imploding.

How long will it take?

Okay, let's ignore whether he's Satoshi or not. How much money did he gain from BSV alone.

>>51456121
>the crypto space!!!

>>51460515
if he is satoshi 1.1 million x 50 bucks

and whatever other BTC he had before the forks.

Satoshi or not, the tech is solid.

old hodlers have nominally the same amount of btc/bch/bsv. If push comes to shove we are set. It is you plebs that will miss the fire exit. 0.26% hedge premium at the moment.

>>51456061
i believe his play is getting a court order that will force miners to all switch to software which assigns him ownership of the private keys

i'm just going off memory what previous threads said, i dont understand the technicals involved

>blockchain noob judge called bitcoin a fork
>and craig didn say nuffin
IT'S OVER GUYS
im selling my bsv and craig is not satoshi
smells like corecuck desperation and greggles proxy spamming in here

>>51462946
She also asked why he didn't stfu with his endless bullshit and JUST sign.
>I-I'll just bring 100 witnesses instead!
Fat fucking retard. Unfortunately for creg, Judges are seldom as dumb as he requires them to be.

>>51451309
He didn't lie tho - I'd hazard creg wrote most (if not all) of the Florida trial documents claimed to be from Dave Kleiman. No one really troubled themselves with the obvious inconsistencies at that trial, as it suited everyone there to pretend he was Satoshi. A tactic which won't be of much use when you finally go looking to collect your $140m damages tho.

>>51463002
signing doesn't prove it, you can just say he stole it
now fuck off

>>51463149
>BlablaFuckingBla
Tell it to the Judge
oh, that's right, he just did.
AND I'm sure we'll find out in the verdict, EXACTLY how impressed she was with his bullshit, prevarication and outright fucking lies. Maybe someone will actually drop perjury charges on the waste of oxygen this time, finally, which would be nice.

>>51463199
keep dreaming of that criminal charge that's never coming for craig while they pile up on the rest of the "crypto community"

>>51463231
>Yes, but I was really drunk at the time..
What. A. Dickhead.

>>51457915
> the social consensus decides what bitcoin is, not the person who invented it.

You are finally getting it, bsv moron.

>>51452784
Phone posters need to be culled

>>51451309
Ouch. LOL

>>51453447
Take your meds

>>51463422
yes and anything written on wikipedia must be true too.
the brainlet reveals his true form, you're incapable of independent thought, only able to think what you're told to think. oh look, all these online accounts on this censored platform only say this one opinion, that must be the correct opinion to have since everyone else has it and anyone who doesnt gets banned.
how the fuck can you be like this while also being on 4chan?

>>51451690
I don't think he's actually retarded, probably a high end midwit with great conman skills. He'd actually make a pretty successful politician if he wanted to, he'd get his niche of idiots to believe him and vote for him

>>51456090
How are so many styles of the same pic popping up?

>Wright handwaved away accusations that he’d forged documents or submitted false evidence, dismissing discrepancies as the results of opening files in different versions of various software, an errant employee managing his blogs and sneaking in sentences without his knowledge, hacking or – as in the case of the controversial “Jean-Paul Sartre blog post,” in which Wright attempted to publicly “prove” he was Satoshi – that he didn’t actually want to prove anything and so bungled it on purpose.

>Wright denied he’d exaggerated his academic credentials (he claims to have at least “a couple” of PhDs): “If anything, I deflate my academic credentials. I’ve never told anyone how many I actually have.”

>Responding to Lopp’s point that Wright had made earlier statements at odds with Satoshi’s quote that he was “better with code than with words,” Wright said: “I can write at a level that most people can’t understand, and I can code even better.”

A WIFI PINEAPPLE

hi (:

tick tock core cucks.

>>51451690
He legitimately believes that a judge will order coinbase and all other US based bitcoin services to fork the chain and give him access to Satoshi's coins.

>>51452784
You write like a redditor.

>>51465051
36 million transactions
0 of note or value

>>51465063
This is where going before a Judge and explaining, you *had the keys* but then (gave them away to bondaged strangers/cut them into slices and handed over to invented asians/jumped up and down on the hard drives, dunk or otherwise) and can the Judge kindly order everyone to replace it for him? thanx..
..this dont fly so goo8kd4xd.

>>51465137
Lance Armstrong was so dumb he couldn’t even come up with an excuse this good for doping.

is this faggot still in court? how many years has it been?

>>51465366
different court ;)
Norway this week.
cregs Judge shopping, trying to find one that believes a single fucking word he spouts. Its not an easy task.

>>51465130
>36 million transactions
>0 of note or value
Cope harder kekw

>>51465576
none. null. nada. fucking Zip.
worthless fucking trash, all of it.

>>51465576
are the tx counts going to drop back to 240k again like they do every time they explode?

tick tock

>>51465736
you mean as low as BTC's?

>>51465766
>creg is incredible
>INCREDIBLE I says
100x shite-spouters ≠ private keys
not today.
not tomorrow
not EVER.

>>51465782
the difference is that Bitcoin is actually used, whereas BSV is smoke and mirror

>>51465816
you are right. picrel again.
>>51465830
BTC is not *used*. It gets most tx from trading pairs, fundamentally worthless activity.
BSV gets most tx from apps as not listed anywhere (kek)

Oh core boys...

>>51465955
>heres my cousin
>he says Im Satoshi
>pls gib keys
cregs maybe stretching the concept of 'relative proof' too far here.

>>51466031
Not all 3 are his cousins. then add Matonis and Andresen. Oh core cucks... tick tock!

>>51466062
b-but..
have we had THE WHITEPAPER OG VERSION #1 yet?
>you gonna run a circus?
>at least be entertaining

>Superior Intellect
Oh Adam fanbois, you're in for a treat.

>>51466100
McCoward guilty on all 15 charges.

>>51466186
>>Superior Intellect
>admits to forging Kleiman letters in open court
clearly 7D chess
>>51466212
>you, Sir, are an ABSOLUTE FUCKING LIAR
>heres £1
>now gtf
yeah, some 'win'
isnt there a COPA case due?
that'll be nice for him
his fat arse being SLAPP'ed for a change.

>>51466212
>"having found Dr Wright NOT to be a witness of truth, I would have rejected in its entirety his case as to the distress he claims to have suffered.”
There does appear some issue with cregs credibility before Judges. In fact, I think all of them who had the pleasure went so far as to describe the poor 'autistic' misunderstood genius as 'a lying fucking scrote' - paraphrasing slightly. I wonder what the massed Worldwide Judiciary could hold against creg? Hows the interest on that $140m mounting up btw?

>>51466330
>Hows the interest on that $140m mounting up btw?
He spent the £1 from McPussy on Bitcoin (BSV) and that will pay the $140m in a few years.

>>51466186
i hope the judge orders an iq test and it comes out as sub 100.

>>51467477
>sub 100
Sub 100 is you, yeah (:

>>51451309
Someone spoonfeed me the significance of this

>>51453447
the deranged cultist defending his leader as always

>>51457902
how heavy are your baggies?

>>51465051
how do you explain this, cattle?

>>51468755
>price
it's all the small block small brain people can ever bring up as an argument, even in court lmao. lol even

>>51468788
it's not the price you proven worthless moron, it's the VALUE OF TRANSACTIONS. BSV is getting spam 0 VALUE TXS because it's a centralized scam operation

>>51453447
Kekekek

>>51466212
where did you find that court document?

>>51468071
Craig is getting laughed out of yet another court room because he obviously isn't Satoshi.
The significance is that we get to laugh at a deranged schizophrenic.

>>51469025
https://www.judiciary.uk/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/Wright-v-McCormack-Judgment.pdf

>>51468858
Micro-payments are impossible on BTC but cost almost nothing on BSV

>>51468071
Its about a document (purportedly authored by Dave Kleiman) which was presented at trial in Florida. The chances that Dave actually wrote this are minimal.
When Wright was asked if he recognised it, he replies, 'yeah, its not very well written, *I wrote that* when I was drunk..'
Asked again if *he* wrote it? Wright confirms, yes he did. Lawyer then points out, Kleiman supposedly wrote it *to Wright* - oops.
Its basically perjury, either in Norway or Florida, take your pic. I suspect cregs actually being honest here tho, for once. Inadvertently.
More stuff on Kleiman forgeries today, see picrel. It just goes to prove, creg is, uh, *not very reliable* when it comes to documentary evidence. Hes not much better with verbal or any other kind tho.

>>51466100
AND sadly, the coffee-stained original WP (Honest, Guv) now appears lost to humanity. Tragic. m-maybe he could make a replica?

>>51468858
You're the moron. Tx on BSV are dirt cheap combined with low price means low amounts are transferred. This can change overnight if price shifts and more apps use BSV. And hey, BSV actually *can* run any app, unlike BTC or even ETH (as ETH doesnt scale enough)

>>51469592
>>51469757

>>51469592
>>51469757
It boggles my mind that anyone takes this guy seriously.

Literally every single piece of concrete evidence that's alleged to have existed which would show csw is satoshi is somehow conveniently lost or destroyed
And the basis for his argument is "hey, don't I sound like satoshi? Look, my neighbor, my cousin, and my employees all think I'm satoshi. Now pls order the bitcoin blockchain to hand over satoshi's coins"

If this isn't clown world, then I don't know what is

>>51468047
just imagine the kekkening!

>>51469592
Thanks.

>>51450645
Lolol
And the story changes yet again

>>51469267
these are not "micro payments" whatever that means, those are 0 value transactions

>>51470004
those are literal 0 value transactions coming from 1 or 2 garbage "play to earn" chink games you retarded cultist

>>51470048
Same, it's amazing to me he has any followers at all. How sad are these people? What shitty shitty lives must they lead for this very obvious scammers to be their messiah? I never imagined this level of stupidity could occur at scale

>>51472784
>those are literal 0 value transactions coming from 1 or 2 garbage "play to earn" chink games you retarded cultist
they could be from me tipping your mum, it doesnt matter. the tx are paid for and executed, they're all valid.

>>51470048
Its the fact that its now a worldwide travelling circus, wandering from court to court. And creg putting together a new entourage of 100 members - family, employees, hangers-on - all to say 'yup. creg looks totally like Satoshi to me..'
what it really needs now is for a small child to stand in the middle of this bullshit and shout ' what the FUCK are you cretins doing at all?' There is bizarre, then, theres this never-ending shitfest.

>>51450439
you will never be satoshi

>>51466062
>muh environment!

>>51452784
>im not that guy
Huh lmao, sure