/biz/ - Business & Finance

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

First for konata.

NIGGERS TONGUETH THY ANUS

>>51449324
tho

>UNDAH DA KNEE
>(undah da knee)
>UNDAH DA KNEE
>(undah da knee)
>COUNTERFEIT TWENTY
>DRUGS I TOOK PLENTY
>NOW I CANT BREATHE
>(undah da knee)

>IN THE CAR I FLOPPED AROUND
>I SAID PUT ME ON THE GROUND
>ITS NOT MUCH BETTA
>HOW WORSE COULD THIS GETTA?
>HERE COME DA KNEE

>UNDAH DA KNEE
>(undah da knee)
>UNDAH DA KNEE
>(undah da knee)
>THERES SOME ACCUSATIONS
>OF BREATHING FRUSTRATIONS
>UNDAH DA KNEE
>(undah da knee)

>BANANAS ARE WHAT I LIKE TO HOLD
>NOW I'M IN A CASKET MADE OF GOLD
>BUILDINGS WERE BURNING
>NIGGAS BE SPERGING
>OVER DA KNEE
>(undah da knee)

>UNDAH DA KNEE
>(undah da knee)
>UNDAH DA KNEE
>(undah da knee)
>THE COPS THEY MISTREAT US
>AIMED GUNS AT A FETUS
>HOW CAN THIS BE?
>UNDAH DA KNEE!
>(undah da knee)

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

JESUS SAVES GOD LOVES YOU!

He's shorting, why aren't you anon?

When is WISH going to moon? I was told we were going to the moon.
>pic related, it's me waiting for WISH to moon.

why is the VIX not moving?

First for I’f you don’t buy into fake pumps you’re anti-Isreal’

>>51449342
is that one of those jap swords?

GET FUCKED YOU PIECE OF SHIT ADOBE! FUCK YOUR MONOPOLY...

>>51449387
Bro, it's red. Just sell everything.

Ahhhhhh everything is crashing ahhhhh. Slurp the dip ahhhhh. Buy more meme stocks wagmi frens. Slurp some more SIGA kids are gonna coof on each other ahhhh. Which crypto coin is gonna moon? Can someone buy my nft of a money I need some dry powder

Where’s the bounce?

>>51449369
I don't like to eat bugs and shit?

>>51449371
reddit moment

What, did you guys think the line was just going to go up forever?

God text me he said it's getting too crowded

what should i buy rn?
or short

>>51449385

Users place the tube in each nostril and sniff the inhaler to stimulate sensory nerves inside the nose. These nerves are connected to the brain. They work instantly to provide several benefits such as a refreshed sensation and provide a decongestant effect. -W-

>>51449420
it depends. Do you appreciate Eiffel 65?

>>51449420
SOXL at 11 is a fucking bargain
It can't go lower

>dollar strong
>record high inflation

>>51449405
It started like 6 minutes ago. Just buy here and sell it before it goes down.

>NASDAQ CRATERS AS INDIAN TECH SUPPORT GOES ON STRIKE
>10 YEAR YIELD SOARS AS BIDEN SAYS "WE'RE NOT PAYING YOU BACK, JACK"
>OIL CRASHES ON RELEASE OF OIL 2

!!!!!!!ANGELS HAVE BREACHED THE OUTER GEO-FRONT!!!!!!!

>>51449419
Put in a good word for me bro and tell God I apologize for grabbing that chicks ass at the bar last night my bad mang.

Someone is going to pay for what happened to oil today.

Commodity bros why is this happening
>captcha U0G0YJ

>>51449440
Nice
I welcome the third impact

I just boughted 50 (fifty) U.UN-TO

>>51449324
That chart of predicting days with futures and the previous day performance was wrong lol

>>51449408
Wait was WISH shill just some fucking transplant from The Reddit? Did I get fucking meme'd again? I thought he was smart money, and ahead of The Reddit.

>>51449440

>>51449449
sounds like you're the one who is paying

HOGS shorts you beclown yourselves for all the world to see.

>>51449470
kek

Is it too late to start shorting

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SOXS NOGS

>>51449462
WISH was an old reddit play that never did anything

>>51449432

Come on mumu, I know you got that big green dildo ready. You've shoved it up my ass plenty before, now please do your thing

>>51449451
BRKY components seem to be doing fine. What's the problem?

>>51449367
>>51449388
True.
>I wan't to believe.

>>51449462
ryan cohen has never run a profitable organization and will soon be under public investigation for fraud.

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>51449456

>>51449503
Sugar based market.

okay what the fuck

>>51449511
use it or lose it jack

>>51449432
>It can't go lower
Funny joke, anon.

>>51449534

>>51449511
The political right is great at making dark Brandon look cool as fuck.

>>51449503
Im in oil, wheat, and gold

Wow my shorts STILL arent green even though I bought spxs above this level last week. Chop loss is real.

What's tis malarkey going on with oil

>>51449538
cool charts man im uh, borrowing, this image.

MR SNIBS I was counting on you today! YOU BETRAYED ME!

we're about to see some massive green candles arent we

>INTC
INTC
>INTC
INTC
>INTC
INTC
>INTC
INTC
>INTC
INTC
>INTC
INTC

Stocks fall slightly as traders weigh latest batch of economic data, inflation concerns

>>51449432
These kind of posts make me sincerely believe SOXL posters are into self-FinDom

>>51449568
yeah, on sqqq and soxs

>>51449553
FUCK! me too... except that plant shit.

>>51449568
Yes

>>51449534
It's the most calories you can get, sugar is in more demand in times of uncertain food security. Unless you are a salt licker.
>Mooooo -w-

>>51449385
I still can't understand what this image is meant to be

>>51449456
Fuck off Seele, I don't want your tang

My only regret is being poor.

>>51449470
Fuck you!!!

>>51449603
it's all yours my friend

>>51449603
It's the naked banana picture

>>51449560
Probably this https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-09-15/china-mulling-u-turn-to-allow-more-fuel-exports-to-revive-growth

Additionally, averted rail strike means coal supply is OK, hitting alternatives in the US like nat gas and heating oil.

We can't hit new lows without Powell's blessing next week, right anon, r-right?

Gme flat
Msft red 2.4%

Yes, when non profitable dead end companies out perform future technology with sticky subscriptions the lows are not in, but keep trying bulltards. Maybe they drop rates next week

>>51449612
>couldn't even knock out some lanky zoomer eceleb
>acts all cocky like he did something with all that swinging he did

> You also saw the feet and toes. They were partly potters’ clay and partly iron.

5 eyes + brics. How do I profit

fucking chop loss piece of shit. watch it bounce off 390 now and ill never be green. SOMEONE STOLE MONEY FROM ME. WHERE DID THE MONEY GO

My hatred of homosexuals increases with every passing day.

> ZOOM is down
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>51449612

Bro didn’t even try and guard

>>51449461
What do you even mean bro?
We went crab crab red

hmmm someone is dumping massive amounts of the S&P 500 (TICKER:SPY)

>>51449582
It always bounces back up after hitting its all time low
Watch as SOXL goes back to 14 next week
Screencap this post

Chop. Chop. SOXL. Lol. They Didn't Listen. Again. Where's Your SOXL Shill Now? Chopped. L*m Poster? Chopped.

>>51449638
MSFT is also a dead end company.

>>51449647
>>>
> Anonymous (ID: iB

>>51449432
KEK

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>>51449681
YOU STOLE MY MONEY GIVE IT BACK
BOB SPOXES STOLE MY MONEY

That was your buy signal, GO! GO! GO!

>>51449663
why hodl here when you can buy more at $360?

It's a red day but I can rest easy knowing i'll never have to hear from recently deceased SOXL shills ever again.

>>51449432
I'm legitimately buying 2000 shares at 6 and 2000 more at 5, the bottom is covid lows I told you retards this back in April and also that October would be the low

>got a BS in Comp Sci
>worked in cybersecurity for ~4 years before going back to school
>graduated last year from the combined JD+MBA program at Duke
>got hired to a fully remote CISO position at a F500 company
>$250k base salary
>just got my annual bonus
>$1,900,000

what stocks should I buy?

>>51449732
how did you get a 2 million dollar bonus? ahem, IRS!!!!!!!!

>>51449711
360? psh try 320 maybe even 280 next year by March for the redux we got a lot of downside
and let's not forget Bitcoin is now closely tied to equities so when that goes back to the inevitable 6k and maybe 0 then we recover

>>51449732
With that much money just buy safe boomer shit you can't fuck it up

>>51449732
you should buy a publishing company so they can print out your life story, nerd.

>>51449732
>BOB SPOXES
Stock that correlate to the demand of supplies in the industry that you plan to add value to with your career.

>>51449732
What are the chances I can work in CyberSec with a shitty AI degree

390 hard support. im never gonna be green on shit spxs

>>51449732
lmao you'll get some retards with this one

>>51449732
buy guns, ammo, and gold, don't gamble in this kike market

>>51449638
Microshill is a dead end.

Big name consoomer product (Windows) is nothing but built-in spyware and nonfunctional garbage now
Cloud services spyware filled garbage
Gaming division dead in the water
Executives and employees replaced with pajeets

>>51449718
If it goes that low buying will be pointless because it will for sure reverse split

>>51449753
the company missed its revenue targets so it would have been closer to $3m. But I'm not complaining. I've never had this much money before in my life. I had $150k in student debt for grad school but it's gone just like that

>>51449503
What program is this?

>>51449716
>soxs hodlers yew beglown ursevls
Kek yeah I know that guy

>>51449770
Lmao

>>51449732
How did graduating from duke help you get a ciso? Did you get connections?

thats a larp if ive ever seen one. let me see some stubs or gtfo.
>>51449790

>>51449732
OPEN UP NOW ANON WE'D LIKE TO GIVE YOU A FRIENDLY AUDIT.

THAT WAS YOUR SELL SIGNAL! GO! GO! GO!

>>51449790
>I had $150k in student debt for grad school but it's gone just like that
Based Biden! We can't stop winning!

>>51449815
I'm sorry 'quasar' but the heebs are currently buying. you are, again, wrong.

>>51449794
https://finviz.com/futures.ashx

Same site as this sector quilt: https://finviz.com/map.ashx

>>51449732
If you have that type of money you should serious consider investing in me, and it will only cost you $10k

>>51449815
>>51449809

>>51449839
>investing in grown "men" that post lil girl cartoons

yeah, that's a max short for me.

>>51449829
>sell rosh Hashanah, buy Yom Kippur
Haven't you heard silly goy?

Zee digital ecoonomy will not need stawks. Zee digital economy will vee powered vith zee bug juice and zee sun solar powahr. Zee digital ecoonomy will have jobs for ahveryone in zee cloud. You vill live off 1 calorie a day and vee carbon neutral with ai computer tachnology.

>>51449799
My peers from the MBA program graduated after 2 years, while I stayed another 2 years to finish the law portion. One guy's company was head hunting for CISOs and he referred me to their board. After a series of interviews and meeting with the board, I was offered the job

BREAK THROUGH 390 YOU PIECE OF SHIT
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>natural gas
Is it time to short THOTs?
>do not contemplate the aroma

>>51449854
who are you calling a goy, pal. I'll have you know that I have heeb juice in my veins.

>>51449871

Aaaaaaand after an absolutely motherfucking biblical dump commensurate with nuclear war breaking out, we are now in an absolutely parabolic uptrend, as is tradition. Every single person who has ever participated in the stock market should be gassed.

>railroad strike is cancelled
>no deal was reached
>but it was cancelled, okay

https://www.wsj.com/articles/u-s-railroad-strike-averted-as-white-house-unions-reach-tentative-deal-11663234424

and just like that, we're going green today. Check em.

>>51449849
I wasn't soliciting to you chud

>>51449871
Well in that case you and Baggie can both take the stairs. Second floor showers, third floor ovens.

>>51449369
Because he needs to die

Just bought nvidia and amd like a bitch retard.
When is amazon going to offer a $200 reward for their credit card again?
They downgraded it to $100 when I finally realized I wanted it.

>>51449854
I shouldn't have skipped breakfast today.

>>51449906
>Tentative deal reached
>Just like for the past month

What's for lunch anon?

Thoughts on my picks? I also have some TSM in another account.

>>51449954
I dont see any primary colors in there. Fail.

>>51449950
pain

I bought SOXL and CLF. How fucked am I?

>>51449906
>Our supply chains on the brink of collapse because of some union wagies and their retarded greedy bosses
Clown economy

>>51449971
Oh boy

>>51449966
Blue is a primary color.

>>51449988
well, that and you chuds wont pay your taxes. Thats why based biden had to hire all them irs agents to track you chuds down.

>>51449988
Capitalism baby

>>51449988
The Mississippi river barge owners licking their lips.

>>51449954
if you're into GEO, you should also be into CXW.
>less shorted
>lower PE
>no Burry (who may have already dumped GEO)
>less debt

>>51450007
that looks more like purple though. But I agree, blue would probably be the best addition to your portfolio, hands down.

>NYEH!

>>51449857
Where can I find a bad ass outfit like this? I asked /fa/, but they didn't give me any (you)'s.

Thanks Biden

>>51450010
Amtrak is owned by the government because it wanted to avoid this shit and it's probably not even gonna do that

>>51450040
Looks like a shitty northface jacket, or an ugly moncler

>>51450014
Burry dumped CXW and put everything in GEO, and there has only been a 20 percent jump in the share price since he bought, there was a 60 percent jump in CXW's share price prior to him dumping.

>>51450040
You need to order custom made Moloch-worshipper death cultist robes from a some exclusive rich people tailor.

>>51449401
>SIGA
>vaxx
>implying I want to lose money investing in the enemy
>>51449716
That's the bright side to a red day, some can't handle it and that in itself is a gift.

when does soxl become a buy? under 10?

>>51450040
PRTY

>>51450072
I got one once I found out about my true heritage last week.

>>51450072
>>51450066
The closest I could find was this https://www.nicashooting.com/nica-design8-womens-shooting-jacket/?sku=CNI653-BLK-M
but they don't make it in men's,

just looked at the Intel chart what an absolute piece of shit.

>>51450040
Outworld

pissed off lads.
bought stock in my company after some guy shilled it to us all in an all hands, telling us how great the company was and the "true value" being higher than the stock.

I was the only one asking him skeptical questions but I ultimately fell for it anyway because I thought it seemed solid.

immediately down 15%. fucking cunt.

>>51450082
$7

>>51450066
>pic
I am demoralized

Does anyone else here use the Value Investor's Club? It's patrician tier.

>>51450066
what the fuck did she do to herself.

>>51450103
what company?

>>51450103
And that guy? David Soxl.

>>51450103
I suck, I keep taking these little Ls and adding up into one giant L.
I should have got a coke addiction instead, way better than this shit.

>>51450072
D:

Uh, guys, the 10 year is doing that thing again.

Friendly reminder that MSFT pajeets spent years developing a barely functional command console.

>>51450075
99 percent of publicly listed companies are the enemy.

>>51450068
yes, and earlier last year he dumped his GEO to buy more CXW.

I did the opposite and made more because by the time his buy was revealed, CXW had already pumped while GEO hadn't. It's the same shit in reverse this time.

Anyone listening to the newest ancient knowledge podcast? It basically states that anyone going short right now is a complete brainlet.

>>51450066
BOGGED
O
G
G
E
D

I guess she shouldn't have spoken to the plastic surgeon amirite bros?

>>51450108
do you own anything? you shouldnt...
>>51450115
upgrayedd

>>51450141
no doubt :DDD

Anyone STILL holding soxl?

>>51450011
Slave barge (or trucking) tickers to accumulate before the next deadline?
>inb4 bulls screeching through mouths full of soi cud
We will hit the next deadline. Disputative negotiations only happen at deadlines. If the parties had reconcilable positions they would have agreed many months ago.

>>51449857
It's kind of impressive how he managed to present all this crazy shit in a way that tickles the rich elites messiah complexes

>>51450135
hmm, perhaps I will dump geo and buy cxw.

>>51450160

>>51450140
my inverse ancient knowledge podcast is doing great. thatnks for the tip.

I boughted AMD and NVDA

>>51450151
>do you own anything? you shouldnt...
GO AWAY KLAUS NO ONE WANTS TO BE YOUR FRIEND

Today is fake and gay

>>51450220

>>51450140
That's not true, I went on a 30 minute drunken rant about how Joe Biden is intentionally crashing this economy and you should just sell everything and sit on the sidelines for a while until probably the mid-terms are over.

>>51450040
It's a very exclusive jacket anon, it could only be obtained in the year 800 AD.
You had to be friends with the Emperor of China, then eat babies and drink their blood to live forever.
Knowing Klaus, that's how he got it.
You will need a time machine, if you want it.
Or steal it from Klaus and expel him back to whatever rock he crawled out from
>>51450133
It's the only way I can be 1%

man I recovered from -4% again today. My juden powers are far stronger than I had imagined.

>>51450230
everyday is fake and gay

>>51450127
=1% hike confirmed by hedgebois

>>51450229
great reset and 2030 agenda is fake and gay. just USA trying to keep grip with digital dollar

>>51450140
Faggie is still doing his podcast? Anybody who listens to it is a homosexual, and it wouldn't surprise me if he was long here. That faggot deserves to get heemed, especially after I found out that thing he does to dogs.

>>51450178
can't go wrong with either, but yeah I personally think CXW is overall better. GEO has more upside but is inherently riskier.

main thing that will matter is midterm elections. Dems are the favorite for the Senate on predictit, but I'm willing to bet that the Republicans surprise, which would send both stocks up.

>>51450275
calm the fuck down Klaus you kraut bastard.

qs is green while market burns

No one told me options were this easy to profit off of

daily inflation nowcasting

I just bought. Don't worry guys

>>51450340
why would you buy now

>>51450335
>8.2% CPI next month
Holy moly.

>>51450040
https://www.etsy.com/no-en/listing/1031244660/star-wars-emperor-palpatine-black-sith?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=palpatine+costume&ref=sr_gallery-1-6

>>51449616
>>51449625
thanks frens

THE BEATINGS WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES

>>51450320
Except with options you can lose that amount just as quickly as you made it

siga is unironically looking jewcy right now.

>>51450349
Boomer investor. Lowering my AC on index funds

I knew I should have kept hold of my inverse SPY fund. REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>51449324
You're telling me I have to wait until next fucking week for them to hike the market? Jeez this sucks. I'm still sitting in like 43k cash because I don't know what to do with it.

testing 390 again. the next few minutes for SPY are absolutely critical

Is SPY ever going under 390...

>>51450388
Nigga, no one's gonna be buying that drug in a month: https://sf.gov/information/mpx-cases

>>51450040
You go to couture studios and work with them to design stuff. Couture does custom work for the client by hand. They dont do shelf ready stuff so they ask the client what they want. You can find them in LA and NYC probably.

>>51449324
all you retarded eternally bullish niggerfucks GE T FUCKED

Good morning /smg/ sirs. Please do the needful and buy the dip. Thank you.

>>51450417
My jew money making sense is tingling. Don't say I didnt warn you.

where is everyone why is no one posting? is /smg/ buck broken.

Why do I keep hurting myself everyday?

>>51450407
>Le pit bulls are so cute!
>Bites your childs face off.

>>51450453
DID I TELL YOU TO REDEEM THE CARD BITCH?

I had a dream that I made a lot of money on rail company calls so of course I woke up and placed an order for puts and woke up down 25%
on the bright side no deal has actually been reaching im thinking of buying more

Bros... did we beat the crab?

>>51450455
Capitulation is near

>>51450455
newfaggots that came here in 2020/2021 thought the boboposting was ironic

>>51450320
>No one told me options were this easy to profit off of
nice, whats your strat

“Two households, both alike in dignity
In fair Verona, where we lay our scene
From ancient grudge break to new mutiny
Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean.
From forth the fatal loins of these two foes
A pair of star-cross'd lovers take their life
Whose misadventured piteous overthrows
Do with their death bury their parents' strife.”

>>51450480
turns out the economy isnt doing very well despite hopes and/or dreams

even stocktwits is down i cant read any copium my day is ruined.

>>51450454
Hey, I'd be rooting for a SIGA rally and Pridepox: Death Strain as much as anyone else, but you look at any country or city's epi curve and they're all collapsing.

The best copium I could come up with is the weird one day spike in global cases on the 13th shown on mpoxtally and mpox meter, but I think that's just France being retarded (see previous ~500 case spikes here: https://www.m poxmeter.com/countries/france/)

>>51450320
It's called gambling.

>>51450400
I did too anon. I was certain that clown market retard energy about the postponement of the strike would combine with the need for some bear profit taking and bull-fattening for the real action next week.
I feel good that we'll get another chance to hop on though.

>>51450522
BBBY and GME still have generals

>>51450449
>eternally bullish
That's me
>get fucked
That's you
>>51450459
Because that's life

>>51450455
https://4stats.io/
nothing is different
sharp sell offs = more posting
my theory is that as the sell off increases, more people take notice of the market and come to post on /biz/

bounced off 390 again but not as hard as just before. it looks like someone dying, grasping for their last breathes.

Buy calls. Now.
Lol, jk, idk what the fuck is going on
It seems like it wants to drop but there's iron tits iron support at 390
These jews...

I really do have to wonder what type of moron is selling META at $150.

>>51450546
Not really, the 2020 crash was a mere blip compared to meme stocks, the volatility will wash away the trash that came here more than attract them

>>51449968
>>51449324
Now I'll never get margin callededed.

>>51450455
there's not much to OOOOOOOH and AAAAAAAH about during middling-volume crab days

can someone summarize todays economic data? jobs, retail sales etc?
i dont want to leave my coffee and shitpost station

>>51450584
https://www.fxstreet.com/economic-calendar

>>51450572
I'm talking day to day / hour to hour
for example, the CPI sell off on Tues - thread was moving insanely fast
if there's a period where there is a meme stock / asset bubble, that period will have more posting overall

>>51450541
country is starving, ppl having babies in farm fields, cars run on wood logs, and the regime still finds time to send ppl to shitpost. they must have rly perfected the formula for maintaining control over there.

>>51449656
THE CHART WAS CORRECT
ALL HAIL THE CHART

>>51450455
I'm pretty stressed that oil is trading like a fucking shitcoin. I imagine many others are too.

whos holding sqqq and laughing right now?

>>51450582
we might be about to AAAAAAAAAAA

>>51450631
Not me because I didn't buy enough

>>51450320
haha my graph looks like that but backwards

at the risk of being called a bull, the fact that the market is already pricing in a 50% chance of 100 bp rate hike is kind of bullish

>>51449656
lol
https://youtu.be/wD6jCMn5nq0

>>51450582
theres nothing crabby about the 10yr today, and where the 10yr goes, so follow stocks, and right now 10yr is going to shit

>>51450640
I was SOXS 2 days ago, i think its nearing a bottom so switched to nasdaq for a diversified exposure. looks like it was a good choice

man im real close to buying some 390 spy puts

>>51450555
Hella get
If you're right, we're ending the day at 380 because jews love those specific numbers. If it ends at those numbers, we also get to finally see who is behind that curtain, unironically.
>>51450563
>buying meta at 150
This shit is ogre, faggot
Boomers dying en masses = death of kike book
You ever seen a Boomer get mad at a computer?

>>51450563
It’s a slowly dying company and everyone knows it, it just generates a bunch of free cash flow for now. It’s bascially the new phone book for boomers

die spy die

>>51450455
Its over.

>>51450677
people forgot what happened to yahoo, myspace and tumblr

A company like meta is valued purely on its market share

>>51450668
Did the opposite but I think I'm gonna sell the soxl and move it to a 2x nasdaq short. I'm not sure how much lower it can go before triggering clown world

>>51450684
no i bought puts, line go up now

>>51450563
30,000 software engineers for a message board with some advertising algorithms lmao
mark zuccy chasing fads and copying other products, the company is fucking dead

Red day? We dont do that here. Lets pump it up for Lunch

>>51449324
What happened to the train thing

>>51450717
sell now and make a 0.05% profit while you can

>>51450726
>we wuz billionaire

>>51450726
N

>>51450499
“Away, you starvelling, you elf-skin, you dried neat’s-tongue, bull’s-pizzle, you stock-fish!”
“I must tell you friendly in your ear, sell when you can, you are not for all markets.”
"Whiles I am a beggar, I will rail and say there is no sin but to be rich; and being rich, my virtue then shall be to say there is no vice but beggary."
"Money buys lands, and wives are sold by fate."
"He that dies pays all debts."
William Based Shakespeare

>>51450726
oh she got us there. jesus was a sand jew.

did anyone listen to the cryptkeeper's speech about tentative rail deals?

>>51450721
*Bobo posting intensifies*

I just spent some of the money I made watching the SPY die on a new kilt.

10 year moooning

just found out my gf cheated on me with a guy called Mumu

https://youtu.be/D49geIAxDyY

I feel like the FED is about to buy the stock market again

Can soxs hit 2000?

Digits and we Bounce of 390 else we die

>>51450721
Lel, that pump happened before lunch because the new Jewish year is almost over so jews go out to eat earlier due to higher cortisol levels and they know they won't have as much control over the markets until the next year is also almost over, which is in 7 years or sometin Jewish

>>51450756
fuck no I don't give a shit what Brandon lies about for his 3 minute speeches

>>51450795
>CENSORED

>>51450800
checked

stocks aren't going down, the dollar is getting stronger

I am gonna sell my puts today. I do not want to hold them tomorrow at the witchening.

>STOR +20%

If dubs I slurp ADBE

>>51450711
tumblr died because yahoo bought it and got rid of the porn.
myspace died because facebook was a superior product that rendered myspace useless.
facebook proper is dead but meta still has messenger, instagram, and whatsapp, which are far from dead.

stocktwits is loading up on calls right this second because muh 390 support line.

>>51450822
True! Gold price in USD tanked but in other countries its like nothing happened. Better measure for the dollar's strength than dxy

SPY factored by the Dollar Index, only down 6% from ATH and mostly flat

>>51450782


No.

It’s pretty hilarious how DeSantis sent those two planes of illegals to Martha’s Vineyard and they’re losing their shit over it... Fr fr no cap str8 bussin

>>51450875
bearish. means we have even more room to go down.

Reminder: we're all going to die one day.

>Guys don't post the next bread, ill take care of it.
https://youtu.be/rMvRjRz2B0c

>>51450631
>>51450640
Not buying enough SQQQ has literally been my problem this entire bear market. Now if I can just hold thru the fomc

>>51450677
Meta is acquiring companies left and right. They are pivoting away from Facebook just fine.

>>51450899
>Reminder: we're all going to die one day.
Reminder: one day your mom put you down and never picked you back up.

>(stop)

>>51450899
delete this nephew

>>51450868
Why did they have to do that?
Now it's gonna dump below 390
Think of all the normie deaths if it hits 380
Think of all the dancing Israelis if it hits 370
Think of the total resurgence of the US dollar if it hits 350
Nooooooooo!

>>51450901
im still glad I sold on tuesday at close even with todays pump it would be flat after yesterdays loss, talking about friday expiring calls
im loading up the morning of powell-a-palooza yes

>>51450899
Thank God. Better than immortality

>>51450782
what happened in webm? passed out?

Gigabull activate.

WHAT FUCK FUCK IS HAPPENING

>>51450945
on what volume

>>51450883
I mean, why couldn't we just keep the Trump era policy of "Remain in Mexico"? It was a simple policy and if Joe Biden just left it alone all of this could have been avoided. I mean yeah it's hilarious that DeSantis is pwning libs, but you have to realize these fuckers are now so deep into the country it's going to be fucking impossible to round them all up and send them back, but good on him for taking a shitty policy decision and just rubbing their fucking faces in it.

>>51450955
>>51450955
WE HAVE ACTIVATED THE GIGABULL
>>51450961
ON DEEZ NUTS VOLUME

>>51450955
i bought spy 390 puts so of course line go up, but not enough to hit my stop loss thus prolonging my agony

>>51450905
No they’re not. Jim Brandon’s regulators aren’t really allowing M&A right now especially for big cap tech.

>>51450899
a day doesnt go by where i forget this. usually at night when i lay day and everything get quiet.

>>51450967
say the line

>>51450901
>>51450931
My portfolio is literally 80% cash and 20% short

Not buying shit until the uncertainty is gone. Sure buying the bottom gives good returns but I'd rather pay a higher price later and avoid any potential rug pull

this is quite hopeless for the bulls, why don't they just die already?

I'M MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL OMELETTES HERE, JACK

>>51450983
ITS DIFFERENT THIS TIME!!!!!!!

I'm so sick of being an energy cuck.
Turns out energy isn't profitable when energy is in demand. Makes sense in clown world.

>>51450967
is my graph broke it still shows it being 1% down?

>>51450726
>Jesus wasn't white
LOL

>>51450999
>Turns out energy isn't profitable when energy is in demand. Makes sense in clown world.
digits of manipulated energy market pain
every trader has learned that lesson its a right of passage

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>>51451002
you're just delayed anon. Witness me.

>>51450931
I would do the same thing if I was fucking with options. I blew my first account last year fucking with options before I was ready, so I'm patiently developing my strategy and timing with Boomer etfs for now. I will try options again after the fed pivot.

>>51450963
Cuz Orange Man Bad
Who cares if the policies were working? We had to get rid of them to preserve The Soul Of The Country (tm).
The past 6 years start making a lot more sense when you realize from the left's position this is an ideological holy war, outcomes be damned.

That engulfing bear candle on the weekly

yep, just swapped from SOXS to SOXL calls at the perfect time

>>51449636
When you assume to know the signals that dictate the market, that is when you make yourself vulnerable.

>>51450963
Yeah it’s fucked but there will never be another based 1950’s style operation wetback where they literally drove all the illegals back to Mexico. Best we can do is enrich them the diversity they desire for everyone else. We all know they only want the open borders in red states to cancel out republican votes.

>>51450993
just had 1 myself. was excellent

>>51451030
wait i saw it for a second, it went from .91% down to .98%. witnessed.

>>51449324
MIGRATE LIKE AN IMMIGRANT AT MARTHAS VINYARD
>>51440862
>>51440862
>>51440862

>>51451057
why that threads full too

>>51451057
There is a special place in hell for you, nigger.

>>51451057
>he did it again

>>51451040
Just trade with market momentum

>bear market

>Short the bounces and pull out after one red day

Don't hunt for multiples that's how you get destroyed

Do the opposite of buy the dip.. it's a bear market

>>51451057
BENCHOD SON OF BASTARD

>>51451035
Man, Trump should come out with some common sense abortion policies that protects women and allows for some abortions, and then we can watch the heads explode.

>>51451079
well heres the thing
tomorrows a big expiration so you should expect some recovery to between 395-400 for opex
monday will be supreme red though

>>51451072
>no one bakes, everyone complains
>some fag bakes, and niggers like you make fun of him
Insufferable

>>51450993
that sounds like a fantastic idea

>>51451057
Fuck you

Fresh
>>51445480
>>51445480

>>51451057
Faggot.
Real bake here
>>51447899
>>51447899
>>51447899

>>51451113
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>51451104
he didnt bake you fucking subhuman nigger

>>51451100
we will see

>>51451113
no fuck off

>>51451100
Shut the fuck up, you're always fucking wrong and I'm tired of pretending you're not

Good job guys. Truly

>>51451104
did you even click the link retard

>>51451113
>>51451117
go back to the reddit

>>51451100
Yeah like I said, even when we are going lower it will be something like -3% red, +1% green, -3% red.

A chain of red days will usually end in a face ripper rally so better to just sit in cash and short once it rallies

I will cash out my short EOD then watch tomorrow, if it's green I'll short the top and wait for Monday

>>51451117
also fuck off. what the fuck is going on today are we being raided by discord trannies?
where are our bakers?

>>51451146
>>51451146
>>51451146
>>51451146
>>51451146
>>51451146

>>51408388
>>51408388
>>51408388
>>51408388
>>51408388

>>51451117
Fuck off.

new thread

>>51451146
>>51451146
>>51451146

>>51451146

>>51451146
REAL BAKE
>>51451146
REAL BAKE

>>51451186
>>51451186
>>51451186
I BAKED A REAL THREAD FFS

>>51451188
that's the worst thread i've ever seen, ever

>>51451188
>>51451188
>>51451188
New real fake thread

>>51450109
Have you done your idea? I'm there but haven't submitted an idea yet

I'm doing a pdf. I'm not leaving this thread.

>>51451279
I fucked up as usual
>>51451263
>>51451263
>>51451263

>>51450943
Hopefully she died

>Probability data function.