/biz/ - Business & Finance

It's all over in 8 hours.

Remember the jester in King Lear?

>>51436070
First for Crabbish divergence

furs WILL be put down

>>51436094
Of course you bears are fuckin commies. Trains on time my ass.

>>51436100
I'm trading with margin too so yes

>>51436100
kek

>>51436121
So you're an actual, unironic bull rn? Condolences anon.

Hard to believe some people here are still bullish.

Wow you managed to fuck up my link. Guess I’ll have to start a thread at 280 replies

>>51436154
No, just shitposting.

>>51436161
good luck nigger

>>51436162
why are euros so into coke anyways, baffling

>>51436161
I watched your video and it wasn't very interesting

>"SPENDERS could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this CPI range before. There could be SPENDERS anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE SPENDERS" he thought. Pump It Up reverberated his entire car, making it pulsate even as the $9000 wine circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of inflation in the economy. "With a printer, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.

>>51436161
Hahahah fuck yo monetization. What kind of monkey can't glue pipes?

>>51436176
I reckon they're so boring and devoid of personality, they need the amp up.

>>51436182
Buddy..

>>51436161
wait have you been making threads early just to be a nigger and insert your burp videos into the OP?

>>51436179
It doesn’t need to be I’m good at marketing. You just needed to watch it

>Powell pulls out the 150 bps hike

The meltup continues tomorrow.

>>51436193

>>51436094
NSC, UNP, and CXS cheapies here we come!

>>51436190
>What kind of monkey can't glue pipes?
tons of retards will search. How to glue pvc pipe
>>51436201
Yes

>>51436209
>continues

You have 2 days left to buy, da ba dee da ba di

>>51436208
People were saying it might be 50 lol

The dumps will continue until morale improves.

>>51436230
Did you see that price action into the close bobo? CPI fears are overblown, it was just a fluctuation MoM.

>>51436245
Why would morale improve?

>>51436137
Doesn't show that in Robinhood so it doesn't count.

>>51436209
it has not dipped low enough to justify it, the rally failed and now confidence is broken. we drop

Yields...

>>51436254
I'm gonna be real with you: I don't understand this year at all and at this point I'm just trying to have some laughs.

Bears. Don’t. Cum.

>>51436241
Powell wants to markets to crash lol

>>51436257
Because we came up with a funny word
beclowned hehe
still funny

>>51436275
haha you and me both lizzie! glad you're out and about and doing well

>>51436303
>Because we came up with a funny word
The word existed long before 4chan. We merely brought it back from the ashes. Don't beclown yourself.

>>51436275
We're in a bull market. There's not much to think about. People are just scared about the Fed for no reason and letting BULLS steal their stocks.

The stock market is so fucking stupid. Everyone is gambling on 75bps or 100bps.. earlier it was 50bps or 75bps.. 50, 75 or 100 everyone will just Ahhhhh or Ohhhhh post for a couple weeks and then the market will pump no matter what as perma bulls push it back to 420+ no matter how shitty the macro is

>>51436269
i fixed it for you

FUCKING MARKET
PICK A DIRECTION

>>51436318
I don't like your facts so I choose not to believe them

>>51436329
Why are you learning Arabic?

>>51436330
well then you have chosen to be dubbed 'anon the beclowned'.

>>51436328
Thanks

>>51436325
This image made me laugh. Thank you for this.

What is a good stock to buy at this moment? It is intended for long term.

Might short this tomorrow at open, thoughts? SPY close pump was expected by the way. Tomorrow's looking bullish but I'm still bearish for quad witching

>>51436325
>420

>>51436070
How can I profit off of the railroad workers going on strike?

>>51436400
>SPY close pump was expected by the way.
if you can predict the future w/ SPY why bother trading anything else

>>51436218
What are your plays?

ASMB stock ladies!

total G/L today +$383.93 (+0.93%)

>>51436408
put options on the spy.

>>51436407
>>51436432
One job and you fuck it up?

Is this already yet another RTC or did they just stop the other one for a few minutes?

>>51436445

Shemitah

>>51436422
I obviously can't retard. I like having an inverse position on some shit stock open whenever I have something open for SPY, as a hedge I suppose

>>51436445
>>51436458
I don’t see it

>>51436481

>>51436397
WCP.TO

>clown president
>clown fed chairman
>clown markets
>clown world

>>51436445
>>51436494
Nothing, must be my color blindness

>>51436468
Shemitah ending means we pump or dump?
Not sure how this occult shit works

>>51436190
That’s a man

>>51436609
>occult
>everybody knows about it

>>51436057
SKO BUFFS

>>51436609
pump, according to the resident jew lovers in here

>>51436303
Ha!

>>51436609
it means we crash the entire year, it's not about the specific date

7 year agricultural solar cycle, forgiveness of debts to fellow jews, but not for goyim

>>51436070
Anyone hear anything else about Putin's motorcade getting bombed? Broke hours ago in British tabloids based on a telegram report but nothing confirmed from Moscow.

>>51436498
>WCP.TO
Keyara and bird construction too apparently

>>51436651
Don't know, don't care, sounds gay.

>>51436609
>drift back up bc Market is retarded
>mumus and boomers don’t understand JPOW Thanos glove is coming.
>they literally think JPOW won’t do it bc it’ll destroy stonks and other assets they have. It’s inconceivable to them so they refuse to capitulate
Snap. Post FOMC blood bath along with Shemitah end

>>51436070
bobros... i don't feel so well

>>51436622
Just like the real occult

>>51436702
Good. Kneel to mumu.

>>51436095
No, qrd?

>>51436445
>>51436494
Wtf are these generated from? Wmbf porn?

>>51436702
You get scared when puts get cheaper? Bobo you didnt blow your load on one play did you? I hope we have a giant rally today and tomorrow just so I can buy cheap puts.

>>51436719
tldr he is wise and really the only one who sees the truth.

>>51436761
Tomorrow and friday... fuck I'm retarded.

>>51436651
>>51436660
>its true
https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/1669022/ukraine-live-vladimir-putin-russia-war-kremlin-kharkiv-volodymyr-zelensky-updates
wow if he lived he's probably going to go full germany and invade europe

>>51436743
How new are you folks?

>>51436269
>>51436328
>>51436347
>>51436407
>>51436432
I love anime women

>>51436790
I hope this shit crashes for the rest of the month, everyday harder, so you get priced the fuck out and try to grab the falling knife only for shit to fall further and further.

>>51436820
I have 500 puts on apple but I want 666

>>51436794
KWAB

>>51436809
I don't see it either, and I've been here all summer.

>>51436445
When will someone make one with an actual doctor and some pills? Go full circle

>>51436820
Hey Baggie. May your Rosh Hashanah be bacon-wrapped.

CNBC is literally doing a railroad strike countdown already

>>51436885
you're a horrible person

>>51436911
those clowns can count deez nutz

>>51436790

my short entry on QQQ is at about $300. mumu's retard strength is scaring me bros. i should have closed today.

>>51436949
im thinking of holding till monday my bear play

retard holding is a great strat

also this power hour was fake and gay as fuck

>>51436794
thanks for the keylogger and virus

>>51436862
I keep telling you that you're cursing us and causing all this dumping.

Slightly altered anon's post for the given order, cleaned it up a bit, and made a chart to accompany it. According to this, tomorrow should be deep green

Niggers, is this true, or boomer shit?

https://www.whitecoatinvestor.com/picking-individual-stocks-is-a-losers-game/

>>51437029

Cash gang, I'm not feeling so comfy.

>>51437071
Yes stupid goyim can't pick stocks, give your money to an asset manager and let them collect fees to pick your stocks for you.

>>51437096
Who even does that anymore when vanguard funds exist with 0.20% fees.

Will this time actually be different?

>>51437029
>>51437072
Actually I'm going to (controversially) treat crab days as blue rather than yellow. While red-yellow-green makes sense in terms of absolute color space, red-green-blue makes more sense to me in terms of how computers represent it.

For example, to remember that entire chart, I just have to remember 2-3-1

>2-3-1
>CMYK color space
>magenta = [blue + red] = crab, red, (green implied)
>yellow = [green + red] = green, red, (crab implied)
>cyan = [blue + green] = crab, green, (red implied)

>>51437085
>Hyperinflation for about a year now with no sign of it slowing
>literally bleeding value
I won't lie, I have more cash than I'm comfortable with and it fucking hurts.

>>51437123
lotta fools who paid cathy to buy soxl and aqb for them

>>51436655
Uh, sure
If that's what you like

>>51437146

>>51436319
>t.

>>51436070
Test

How is this HPO coin?

>>51437221
You are unbanned anon. Welcome back.

>>51437221
Test #2

>>51437221
>>51437236
passed!

>>51437085
they told me silver would moon in this sort of situation. it did not. at least the prices of the things I actually pay for seem to be stagnant.

Sirs of the stock market, I now have photographic evidence that Jerome Powell has entered the building with the GOLDEN BRIEFCASE
deliberations of the next hike will not be made using the red and black briefcase
the GOLDEN BRIEFCASE is on the menu sirs

>>51437221
Still dead

>>51437265
everything about this economy makes no sense, just embrace it, find something incredibly stupid to hoard if you want to make it, I'm going long on tape measures

>>51437283
>find something incredibly stupid to hoard if you want to make it
done

>>51437281
Kek

https://www.tiktok.com/@straithius/video/7142648500067618090?_t=8VgMFOOz4Fa&_r=1&s=09

So how bad would a RailRoad strike be?

So basically for us to pump tomorrow unemployment must be higher than expected and retail sales need to be down, correct?

>>51437241
It is not passed. My wifi went out and came back on and now it's banned for 30 days for some reason

>>51437337
Haha, get wrecked faggot

>>51437312
I'd go with something more practical but who knows, playing cards might be what people crave when the internet goes down, we're playing 5d wheel of fortune with respect to trying to figure this shit out

>>51437331
Pretty bad but I think they'll force arbitration if things look really dire.

>pre-futures

>>51437312
i have an unfounded feeling that mtg investors are overlooking the possibility that the tabletop game fades away
wizards focusing on alchemy or just releasing dumb shit will be their black swan

>>51437146
they're higher

>>51437335
>high unemployment
>low retail sales
>bullish
i know this is logically consistent since that means the fed won't increase rates as much but my brain is frazzled thinking about this.

>>51437363
they're higher

>>51437146

>>51437331
>Railroad strikes affecting the rest of the economy
What is this the fucking 1800s

>>51437331
Union said they have no plans to lockout workers so probably a nothing burger

>futures reclaimed the monthly open
when will bobo learn

>goes up
>goes down
>goes up A LOT
>goes down A LOT
>ends the day by going up A LOT
I don't get this shit, I need to know what is going to happen. Either we are going down or going up!

>>51437400
No Keystone XL means tanker calls full of oil. Grain, cars, and ore also get hauled on rail, not to mention shipping containers (which could fuck the shipping industry worse than last year: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRHlz9L88RI))

I think something like a third of all freight moves on rail (vs trucking, shipping, air, etc).

nothing ever happens

Strike begins tomorrow one minute after midnight right? Its unironically over.

>>51437312
desu I really don't see magic actually getting a bigger audience five or ten years from now

>>51437444
>the only sticking point is unpaid sick leave
Over for bears maybe

>>51437356
I mean, even a Revised (3rd edition) Wheel is going for like $330 loose

>>51437368
I'm biased, but Rudy's whiteboard videos got me into investing in the first place, and gave me a better appreciation for risk management. MTG/collectables is like 8% of my net worth.
Like he says, the really really old shit is basically at museum-tier quality. How many minty alpha/beta sets exist in the world right now? Nobody is going to play with those cards and they're iconic. Utility doesn't matter as age goes on

>futures

>>51437482
fellow bobro they are green

>>51437331
>Network switch bobo

>>51437426
Lol fucking Biden what a retard

>>51437471
Companies want to break unions so thats the most important thing.
>goy you didn't show up to work every day this week?
>you must, we have no one to work
>I must fire you

Neets should unionize

>>51437029
That's bullshit but I believe it

>>51437029
wasn't this wrong today

>>51437503
Exactly

sirs i am at the press conference and they have taken a small golden briefcase out of the large one
they will only use the smaller golden briefcase this month
only a modest infusion of $1T to provide liquidity to the bond market for this month

bros, im taking 2nd full time WFH job in addition to my 100% va bennies

>>51437627
Took me too long to notice it's ai,damn

>>51437029
Now that's using the ol brain.

PRTY seems to have tested its 100 day moving average and bounced right off it. It's above the 20, 50, and 100 for now, so all that's left is the 200.

+25% day tomorrow.

Ctrl + F 'Nigger'

>>51437654
First one's free.

>>51437646
stable diffusion is a lot of fun

>>51437650
>prty

Anyone in HKD shares?

>>51437646
It's incredibly easy to notice. Nothing has actual detail. There's just vague notions of form and detail. It looks like it was drawn with a thick cartoon brush. It's not there yet, but it's getting there

Sisters, will we make it?

>>51437704
But can it put furry artists out pf commission?

>>51437675
hey, don't knock it until you try it.

Heads up to anyone who has investments in railroad freight in the US, a supposed rail strike will be beginning on the 16th of Sept. If you've got investments in that shit you'd best check it out right now.

>>51437713
it will go down when the strikes happen
than it will rally %5 once biden stops the strikes

>>51437679
Go back to stocktwits

>>51437650
Make it a 30% day tomorrow. We are going to Party so hard. This chart is extremely bullish. Trust me, I bought at 2.60, I never lose.

>>51437733
On top of that, truck freight stocks might just increase if the freight rails do get a shut down. So if you have any trucking company stocks you're eyeing, now just might be a good time to buy till the fall+winter holidays.

>>51437767
>i bought at 2.60

Yay another day is done. The weekend edges ever closer. 2 days of relaxation awaits. I've been called many things over the years. But you know before you consider me a pathetic failure perhaps you should remember the following: I've got early retirement (48 or 54; up to me), a fat pension check for life post retirement, medical coverage post retirement (hey don't knock it, unexpected medical can send you to the poor house very quick), a separate fat 401k (which I won't have to touch till I'm 72), a 401k "boost" option via vacation time rollover (free 10k boost at minimum yay), sick time credit (1 year knocked off time served at minimum) and finally this wee brokerage account and whatever cash I've got stuffed in the bank..

How will we know when the bottom is in? I think we've had a fake bottom indicator of oil being low thanks to Biden but thats about to come to an end.

pic related, me sniffing the bottom

>>51437789
Based KO boomer

>>51437570
Sort of depends on your definition of "crab" but it was correct today.

when do i pull the trigger on VOO?

>>51437767
I'm trying to understand whether I should be hoping for retail sales tomorrow to be down (which indicates the fed won't raise rates as high) or up (which indicates people are spending money).

>>51437785
Pathetic, you can't read charts.

>>51436970
i have full retard bear strength, holding until november.

>>51437721
the days of artfags are numbered
(they'll probably move on to fixing generated stuff)

this isnt futures you retarded paint sniffing monkeys, this is afterhours. futures dont start until 5pm.

>>51437832
Nightmare rocket fuel

>>51437809
Crab being <0.5% in either direction?

>>51437633
ive been majorly considering it. are you also a techniggerfaggot?

>tesla still over $300

>>51437809
>>51437863
We fucked around between +/- 1% ended almost flat, and had a scampump in the last 20 minutes. I'd call that a crab day.

>>51437863
id reckon anything under 1% is a crab.

>>51437789
>pension
not until the government takes your pension to pay for its debts

>>51437819
You want retail sales to be up. Rate hikes are bullish

>>51437856
Futures are open right now nigger, they opened at 6 pm ET.

>>51437887
how the fuck does tesla do it

>Quad Witching
>Crypto Merge
>Railroad Strike

Everyone is expecting strikes, priced in & moon tomorrow

>>51437814
now is as good as ever. just look at today, nothing can stop our economy, we will price in everything and adapt to reach record profits every earnings season.

>>51437932
mainstream news broke yesterday, no way its "priced in" yet

>>51437942

>>51437925
Enron tier levels of book cooking

>>51437925
>>51437951
or they make cars that people really like and continue to buy. hmm.

>>51437974
look at ford's stock chart you mongoloid

>>51437987
I said CARS that PEOPLE REALLY LIKE not faggot trucks that only WHITE NIGGERS and MEXICANS buy.

>>51437974
That car looks like poop

WTFWT premarket bobos

>>51438004
Yeah the audi certainly needs an updated look.

>>51437924
are you telling me futures and afterhours trading are the same thing? because if you are, youre stupid. futures open when after-hours trading is done at 5pm, which is 4 hours after market close which is 1pm. i cant trade futures contracts in after-hours.

>>51437951
And retard HF managers trying to gamma squeeze to save their careers.

>>51437895
Not gonna happen. My state's got cash stuffed in the bank to cover a few major "shat happens" events thanks to all the federal money that flowed during covid. Also its enshrined in state law; employees/retiree's get paid no mater what. Due to the pension covers pretty much all of state life (teachers,firefighters,road crews,police,etc)

>>51438002
>WHITE NIGGERS and MEXICANS
>Has Texas plates
Cabron...

>>51437832
It's very comforting knowing that no human hand worked on those. No feelings poured into them, no soul. Empty shell resembling a human, just like me, I love it

>>51438034
im in a tesla though, white niggers and mexicans don't drive those. that was implied you fucking retard.

Someone posted about a thesis on VPU and XLE that I'm really interested in reading about.
Is that anon still here?

>>51438002
Well, you're not getting invited to any tailgaters that's for sure.

>>51438024
Then why am I looking at the price of nasdaq futures change right now?

>>51438049
OH NO I CAN"T PARTICIPATE IN NIGGERBALL? OH FUCK I GUESS I BETTER GO GIVE A SHIT SOMEWHERE IDK WHERE THO

Whens the next forecasted bloodrain?

>>51438049
>tailgaters
Reserved only for low-rent shitheads and retards.

>>51438049
HOW ARE THEY RUNNING A CAR ON CHICKEN WINGS WTH(ECK) MAN!

>>51437951
It's this buf the Tesla cultism is just as likely

>>51438072
November 16th at precisely 12:00 PM EDT.

>>51438050
youre not looking at futures, youre looking at the present after-hours trading that is still going on, after-hours and not in the future. volume in afterh ours is low, they are trading stocks, not futures contracts. either a ton of you fuckers dont know what after-hours trading is or somehow there is afterhours trading AND futures trading at the same time which makes no sense.
i can go trade stock right now in after hours, but i cant trade futures unless i have a futures account and 1 million bucks.

>>51438084
Wait til you see the escalade that runs off of pure watermelon juice.

>>51438084

>>51438079
Is it still a tailgate when its the front of the car?

>>51438024
You're fucking retarded, /NQ opened about 38 minutes ago like it usually does. Simple as.

>>51438094
and menthol cigarettes?

>>51438094
Wtf brazilians make escalades?

>>51438093
Line goes up idiot

>>51437795
how did anyone know when the covid bottom was in?

>>51438115
mostly because they were in congress

>>51438041
praise the coming singularity, buy soxl

after the 2022 ends bears will never be able to cum again

Wtf. Truly unbelievable times
>ayyys aren’t real, only inter dimensional demons are
>project blue beam over a shot hole nation
>Kek

>>51438093
jesus you're dumb

>i cant trade futures unless i have a futures account and 1 million bucks
LOL

>>51438041
that is a man btw.

>>51438131
Dumb animeposter

>>51438115
When the Fed announced printer was going on. Not sure exactly the date but when they dropped it to 0% intrameeting that was a big sign.

>>51438135
Wrong picrel. See this

>boilers are back
>no enthusiasm
Wtf is with natty gas though. Why do American futures contract flucuate so hard between $8 and $9?

Cmon smg, pull your brains out of your asses and lets find some bear market sectors.

>>51438156
They finally spotted the Ghost of Kiev

>>51438160
Uranium

>>51438156
inb4 it's Chinese spy drones

>>51438156
>the ayyyy lmfao of kiev

>>51437930
>crypto is merging with actual stocks

holy fuck this is going to be disastrous

>>51437930
>Crypto Merge
red pill me on the crypto merge

>>51438156
>COME VISIT KYIV, GOY, AND GIVE US YOUR TOURISM MONEY.
Sorry. Czech Republic has the best ladies of the night.

>>51438160
I can't: I'm violently crabbing.

>>51438206
i h8 crabs so damn much

>>51438154
>to 0% intrameeting that was a big sign.

dropped what to 0

>>51438138
ok? i dont know what you need to trade futures but its a lot more money than just buying regular shares of stock. you have to buy contracts of 100 shares at a time. im still right. futures trading hasnt started, this is still afterhours trading. youre retarded and dont even know the difference between afterhours and futures.

I just want all of you to know that when I make it off of the bio plays that I will no longer shill here, I am going to shove it all down your throats for like, at least a couple hours.

>>51438219
Bro the entire futures industry is designed around insane degen leverage.

>>51437881
im an HRfag but its more regulatory rather than frontline hiring and firing

>>51438160
>let's find something that won't go down when everything else does
why are Mumus like this?

>>51438222
how are you going to make it betting on shitscamstocks going to $0 though anon?

>>51438238
Anon, are you retarded?

>>51438222
What bio plays oh great trips of truth?

>>51438093
I'm literally looking at the data feed for a ticker called NQ1! - NASDAQ 100 E-mini futures.
There are also streamers who start trading futures every day on stream when the stock market opens.

I'm either very confused or you are (you are).

>>51438253
because I dont bet on stuff that rocker shills here.

>>51438262
isn't that what you were asking for?

>>51438227
I KNOW DAMMIT WHICH IS WHY WHAT YOU ARE SEEING RIGHT NOW ISNT FUTURES, ITS SIMPLY AFTERHOURS TRADING OF REGULAR STOCKS THAT ANYONE CAN DO IF THEY ASK THEIR BROKER. I CAN TRADE RIGHT NOW, BUY A SHARE OF TQQQ BUT IM NOT TRADING FUTURES IM JUST TRADING IN THE AFTER MARKET HOURS WHICH END FOUR HOURS AFTER MARKET CLOSE AND THEN FUTURES TRADING START

>futures

>>51438269
its too late. we are in the endgame now.

PRTY rockers in the house tonight?

what is the best menu item here?

>>51438286
OPEX fuckery rest of the week. Not playing that game. I’ll add to puts if moon.

>>51438233
OMG
They're gonna be ok... right guys?

Party City Senpai WGMI. HODL

>>51438272
are you telling me that i can trade stock on the spy at the same time someone can trade futures on the spy? that makes no sense.

>>51438302
>PRTY
I heard they werent having a good time
>>51438308
unironically the spicy mcnigger sandwich

>>51438218
The interest rates. The ones we are all whining about here. The fed came out in between official meetings and dropped it full to 0-0.25% from like 1-2% something.

>>51438285
Futures open at 6pm eastern you mongoloid
It's now almost 7
https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=when+do+futures+open

>>51438313
they'll be ok...with some orange sauce

>>51438308
probably their chicken sandwich. some like it spicy. some like it normal. Also ask for extra pickles.

red beans and rice used to be pretty good.

>>51438308
uhhh the chicken

>>51438283
You do realize that some sectors perform well in bear markets right? Have you been living under a bridge as energy rallied while the market tanked?

>>51438315
Really hope this is b8.

Did you manage to buy the dip in time?

The logical move tomorrow would be down further. But that would have been the logical move today. I predict massive green tomorrow. This is clown market after all.

>>51438314
What the fuck happened today
Im not happy about it
Might go visit my local party city
Fuck around and buy a balloon

Diamond fucking hands bitches. Only the weak are selling. This is how you make fucking money bitches. You think your smarter than Warren Buffet? Buy when others are fearful, simple as

>>51438336
unironically biotech
https://www.fool.com/investing/2022/06/23/should-you-sell-biotech-stocks-if-theres-a-recessi/

>>51436400
Go look at the charts for the spx /es 4000 put and call for the 16th. Personally I don't think there is any way we close under 4000

New

>>51438381
>>51438381

>>51438336
Everything tanks when everything tanks, even gold, silver, oil, you name it, and that's what's going to happen soon. Which brings us back to the real question: why are you looking for things that go up when you understand that everything is going down so you could just take short positions? That's like asking for tanking sectors in a golden bull run.

>>51437713
>Price of ethanol, other products soars
Uh, guys...that could be a problem.

>>51438382
faggot nigger baked too early

sell signal

>>51437767
Crab Today + Crab Futures = Red Tomorrow

>>51438222
any PROTAC plays?

>>51438138
I haven’t done it before, but don’t you only need like 20k to buy a Micro ES contract?