/biz/ - Business & Finance

its over

>>51434676
>using a /pmg/ as OP

Quasar is a niggerlover

NU

[S E L L]
>click

first for anime traps (financial advice)

Sour hour incoming.

GO RIDE A TRAIN NOW
THEY ARE ABOUT TO STOP RUNNING

CAN SOMETHING FUCKING HAPPEN??? I WANT TO MAKE SOME FUCKING MONEY TODAY

Trains

TRAINS!

>>51434722
>Quasar is a nigger
ftfy

I HATE THE ANTI-CRAB

>>51434753
F A G G O T

>there aren't any REITs for trains
WHY

>>51434676
Based OP

>>51434803

>>51434801
Trains are bullshit.

>>51434814
Well anon you see REIT means Real Estate Investment Trust so there you have it. Pretty simple as.

>"ANON, YOU STUPID FUCK, STOP BUYING," said Jerome calmly.

>>51434676
Sour hour or I bomb Iran

>>51434708
where are yall getting these lol

>>51434722
>>51434807
Fuck you

>>51434753
NIGGER FAGGOT DETECTED!

>>51434795
THIS

I'm done imparting my financial wisdom on and sharing ancient knowledge with a bunch of nigger/tranny loving libtard faggots. Can't you guys just go back to The Reddit where you came from SHEESH!

>>51434676
>he keeps early baking so he can ram his "how 2 glue PVC" video in the bake
Somewhere between based and retarded

>stock pumps
>"dont buy yet, wait for pullback"
>stock dumps
>"no not yet, wait for confirmation"

why are TA fags like this?

Time to storm the gates fellow Bobros for sour hour

Anybody else on the EOSE train? Apparently another short squeeze with a huge buy volume today.

>>51434814
>>51434852
>Train Investment Trust
I too wonder where the TITs are

my TQQQ 1000 shares will go well eventually is this correct

>>51434880
Believe it or not, shit is pretty volatile right now. Wouldn't want you to get heemed.

KEK BAGGIES!!!

>>51434898
I would invest in some TITs. TITs are great for the economy. If you don’t love TITs then you beclown yourselves

>>51434880
Only TA that even remotely works is day trading options on supply and demand zones

>not a real recession

The market has today, tomorrow, and Friday to go down -7%

>>51434875
good points....

>DCAing into TQQQ every 2 weeks
im going to be so fucking rich in 3-5 years holy shit

Divie investment; high yield stocks or accumulation ETFs?

>>51434880
what would you expect from a group of people that believe in cookware-based analysis

>>51434942
You misunderstood why. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrWbzKu7ySU

>>51434938
*procession

>>51434945
this place is truly magical

WHAT IN THE HOLY FUCK WOULD IT FUCKING TAKE FOR THE MARKET TO JUST DO A STRAIGHTFORWARD DOWNWARD TREND FOR MORE THAN TWENTY FUCKING MINUTES AT A TIME?
WHAT HAS TO FUCKING HAPPEN?

WHY IS THE U.S. STOCK MARKET NOW A PRACTICAL JOKE?

Does anyone still use pornhub? Everything I see there is boring, and not amatuer enough.
>inb4 OF
No.
>>51434880
Probably heebs trying to obfuscate buying/selling opportunities.

>>51434955
witnessed

>>51434966
I think it's because Cathy and Cramer told everybody they bought more. Aren't you as excited as I am?

>>51434938
A real recession has never been tried

>>51434966
kneel

>>51434722
why did you include the word "lover" anon?

>>51434945
t. Not old enough to remember this guy

>>51435003
I wish i was a nigger so I could get drunk and smoke weed all day while the government pays for my rent and food.

>>51434938
recessions are racist

PRTY rockers have beclowned themselves

JEROME POWELL COULD SHOOT HIMSELF IN THE HEAD ON BROADCAST LIVESTREAM, AND THE MARKET WOULD STILL JUST KEEP PUMPING AND DUMPING

>>51434966
>Now

>if i buy it goes down
>if i hold it goes down
>if i sell it goes up

>>51435047
Honestly it probably would. If he can't keep the stock market down and shot himself it would be unfathomably bullish.

>>51434932
Fun fact: Over the past year, RICK's performance has more resembled XLU than XLY *or* XLY.

Therefore strip clubs are utilities.

>>51435047
Good.

>>51435017
>I wish i was a nigger
Gunna stop you right there....

>EVERYONE DOESN'T KNOW WE'RE IN A BUBBLE => WE STAY IN THE BUBBLE
>EVERYONE DOES KNOW THERE'S A BUBBLE => WE STAY IN THE BUBBLE

WHAT THE IN HOLIEST OF FUCKS WOULD IT TAKE FOR THE FUCKING ININVESTABLE BUBBLE OF SHIT TO DEFLATE EVEN THE TINIEST FUCKING BIT?

>>51435071
*XLY *or* XLP.

>>51435047
but if he doesn't then the market is going to keep dumping for a good while longer.

THE UNDEFLATABLE OBJECT vs THE UNSTOPPABLE PERMABULL

>>51435006
I'll raise you

>>51434676
Thoughts on NLSP and ROOT?

>>51434938
Yet!

>>51435121
none at all

>>51435079
Jerome could go to wallstreet and shoot the market in the back of the head on broadcast livestream and the bulls would still stampede down the street

Everything is crashing and burning yet housing continues to pamp. Truly the worst timeline.

DAMN! i sold my DRV too soon!!!

we've got turbulence boys
god bless you all and tha ks for the bags

>>51435140
big if true.

HERE IT COMES

>>51435164
LMAO!!!

>>51435150
The CFO at bed bath and beyond could kill himself and bulls said that's a buy signal

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

PARA is absurdly low for the sector and historically, trading at a 4 p/e and underperforming the market by a lot. Their CEO Bob Bakish was just talking at Goldman Sachs conference and said their sub numbers picked up a lot after their Walmart+ deal and that the market will see for themselves in the 3rd and 4th quarters that ad revenue is not sliding. Buffet owns 13% of the company and was buying in the $30s, along with a lot of institutional ownership, so there is a growing amount of holders. Meanwhile, a lot of the sell pressure seems to be coming from a rising amount of shorts, but the shares available to short are nearly exhausted. I don’t see how this situation doesn’t crack by the end of the year if Bakish is not fooling around. If Paramount’s subs keep ballooning at the rate they are (fastest in the sector) and they manage to keep their costs in check then it isn’t a case of them “dominating streaming” or something, but just a case of them proving they aren’t going out of business, which is basically what these valuations imply. The whole sector was badly hit after the Netflix let down, but Paramount is particularly shit on by Wall Street. I think it can easily run up into the mid $30s again, which would be at least a 50% at these levels. But if the shorts keep piling on then I’m curious if Paramount might actually get squeezed. In the medium term the bull thesis would still be that they either get approached for an acquisition or they get a short squeeze if they beat expectations, but Sheri Redstone owns 80% of the Class A stock, which have the most voting rights, and the rumor is that she won’t sell for anything reasonable. So basically the stock looks undervalued, but question is whether enough holders like Buffet accumulate to defend a floor and drive out the shorts, or whether Paramount itself decided to eventually defend its share price and do a buyback.

I bought a 25C on VIX that expires on October 12. I'll make money as long as VIX > 29.25 by that date, which seems very likely given September's calendar

who bought today? thanks for the money man i really needed it.

>>51435186
yes but jerome made sure to avoid the cameras when doing that one

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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AAAAAAAAAAAA
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>51435017
If it makes you feel any better, you're definitely a nigger in spirit.
>>51435151
That's shid and piss isn't it?

this is fucking bullshit

>>51435119
I remember watching that and raise you this

We will go up a little, then down a little... forever.

>>51435039
>two days of red
>still basically flat from last week
the horror!

>>51435186
when Bed Bath and Beyond starts selling the fucking MyPillow again, that's when you know the golden bull run is upon us.

SELL SELL SELL!

>>51435231
Time to go to work mumus. Least i got a pay raise recently to start accumulating again.

actual sour hour

>>51434938
You meming this plushy shit is cringe. It will never catch on faggot

Why cant we just make new ATHs it is not that hard right.

>>51435241
this is actually good analysis in a very 4chan way... but still.

>>51435154
I bought some most market yesterday. No cash left. Expect one more grand shake out going to 40 again before it surges to 60 based off it being retarded

>lost the september open

>>51435261
It will be aths
For the bobos

>>51435234
I loved fraggle rock. I also liked this.

>>51435234
I remember watching that and raise you this

just FUCKING CRASH JESUS CHRIST THIS IS FRAUDULENT EVERYONE KNOWS IT WILL GO TO 2000 GET ME OUT OF THIS GROUNDHOG DAY BULLSHIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

is anyone looking at the uber chart? the 3 day? wtf is going on here? long btw.

>CNBC today’s stealth mover
>FUNKO INC (FNKO)

>tfw didn't panic sell sqqq

IT'S RED!!! SELL!!! SELL!!! SELL!!!

4k sweep of $2.5 calls for October 21 coming in for PRTY

This is where my retarded obese dog hides when i tell her we’re going for a walk

How many times do I have to buy the dip for it to go up? I’m getting worrried here

Elevator man?
GOING DOWN!

>>51435315
she wouldn't be so obese if her owner wasn't a retarded faggot btw

>/smg/ being this quiet
Lol baggies

What the fuck.

>>51435346
kek

>>51435346
OIL stocks are up, but not up *enough*.

>>51435151
Housing takes longer, retard. If you ever applied for a mortgage, you’d know. You don’t just say hey I want a house and some retard from the bushes jumps out and says here you are, your new house!

>>51435346
"aahhhhhh" and so on.

Wrong day to buy 5x QQQ

>>51435346
Most probably thought crab and set stop losses and left for the day lmao

WHAT
THE FUCK
WOULD IT TAKE

>>51435346
needs to crack 390 for there to be a reason to get wild

>>51435356
It's never enough

sour hour rejected.
crab into the sunset

>>51435381
Liar
>:(

>He tried to catch a falling knife

>>51435381
>crab into the sunset
>starts dumping

>>51435403
who are you quoting?

Cathie Wood bought the "dip" today. I'll be adding to my SQQQ tomorrow.

just watched ocean's eleven. any other good heist movies or movies involving vegas?

HOLY FUCKIN SHIT
WHAT THE FUCK
WOULD IT FUCKING TAKE

SEND IN THE FUCKING DOOZERS

>>51435381
TODAY THE BEARS WILL FEAST ON CRAB LEGS

Dump it all! Let's ride Bobos!

KEK, BAGGIES

>>51435369
*didn't set stop losses*

JUST DO IT
DO IT

I've been away from SMG for a few months and haven't looked at my $25K portfolio.

what's the TLDR?

Triple bottom on SPY, buy buy buy

>>51435449
Picrel

>>51435449
everything is just fine

>>51435449
this time is different

>>51435449
shit's fucked

>>51435449
here's a summary

>>51435449
line go down

The meeting of the Fed presidents is underway and Jerome shifts uncomfortably trying not to let any emotion show as Lael is droning on about Modern Monetary Theory and how they need to print more. It's made exponentially more diffcult since he's naked from the waist down and the market is quietly deep throating him, the occasional "hukk hukk" sound faintly audible on the video conference. The other Fed Presidents slowly realize what is going on and as it dawns on them they express surprise then approval at Jerome's clear dominance over this troublesome market. Jerome casually interrupts Lael when she eventually mentions black unemployment, "Look Lael, we all appreciate your input on this but the minorities are at the highest employment ever. It's clear we need to continue with rate-". He grabs the markets head and slams her down to the balls. *cough* "Excuse me, rate hikes. That is what we promised the American people and we are damn well going to deliver, the market will be stronger". Jerome starts ejaculating down the market's throat as she instinctively swallows each load. "after we are done. That is the only path toward recovery and another bull market. We've made sacrifices for the covid hysteria and now it's time to unwind them." The majority of the other Fed presidents nod showing their approval not only for his strong monetary policy but also for maintaining his cool during business discussions while being not so secretly serviced. The video call winks out and Jerome finished, pulls his massive member out of the market. He gives her a hard slap, a bright red hand print appearing on her cheek within seconds and tells her to go put the largest plug she can find in her ass. Training the market has been tedious but well worth the effort.

DICK SUCKING COMPANY

BRANDON'S PLUNGE PROTECTION TEAM HAS ARRIVED

HOLY FUCKING MOTHERFUCKING SHIT
PPT REALLY JUST SET A LIMIT BUY WITH QUANTITY INFINITY DIDN'T THEY
I AM SO FUCKING TIRED
OF THIS FUCKING HORSE SHIT

AND BULLS DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO BE HAPPY ABOUT EITHER WHEN THE MARKET JUST GAPS DOWN ON THEIR FACES OVERNIGHT EVERY TIME TOO

WILL THE STOCK MARKET EVER BE REAL AGAIN

>soaring inflation
>looming Chinese invasion of Taiwan
>railroad strike = supply shortages
>real estate bubble about to burst
/comfy.

>>51435449
>

>>51435449

OH AND LET ME GUESS
SUDDENLY, FOR THIS ONE MOVE IN PARTICULAR, THE MARKET DOESN'T NEED TO DO A FUCKING "WICK TEST" ANYMORE
NO "WICK TEST" REQUIRED FOR THE FUCKING QUADRUPLE TOP STOPPING THE PRICE FROM DOING WHAT IT OBVIOUSLY FUCKING WANTS AND NEEDS TO DO

THESE PEOPLE BELONG IN PRISON

What happened mumu?

>>51434676
Tomorrow is so obvious that it's a red day but I'm annoyed to buy back pxs because today I sold close to the bottom at 22.29 after making a gain since yesterday.

If I buy it and it's red I'll be happy but if I buy and somehow this shit turns green I would be fucking annoyed because I sold the bottom and bought the top

oh btw, i'm still green
boring day really

>>51435502
are you the "CHINESE SETPOINT BIDEN" guy?

GO UP GO UP GO UP
YOU STUPID FUCKING LINE GO UP

>>51435480
>>51435482
Don’t be alarmed last scalp of the day, they will sell it right back off before close

>sqqq calls still negative
man oh man im glad i sold em yesterday at close

>>51435502
Prison? Really? Thats the best you got? They all have names and addresses you know. And they all bleed just like we do.

>>51435514
YEAH IF QQQ MOVES TOO FAR FROM 310 THEN THAT'S A HUGE PROBLEM FOR MIDTERMS

I sold party city earlier boys.

Up down up down up down. Market having a bipolar schizo attack, just like some of you faggots.

>>51435544
>some

>>51435526
YEAH IT'S NAMED ASSRAPERETAILINVESTORS.EXE RUNNING ON PORT 666

Nasdump has made 0 progress since early May.

>>51435544
>bipolar
fuck you you fucking degenerate I only fuck Antarctica.

Guess I still have a buying opportunity.

>>51435508
You could put quarters on her eyes and still see her pupils

WHAT THE FUCK WOULD IT FUCKING TAKE

18 MINUTES SIRS

>>51435119
wait she was Jewish? AHHHHH why do I have to notice when ppl are jewish

Some people started singing it not knowing what it was

>>51435572
exhale anon, exhale.

>>51435572
Drinking tonight?

I held SQQQ too long today- fml

>>51435541
so long as you sold for profit, congrats.

>>51435190
>I'll make money as long as VIX > 29.25 by that date, which seems very likely given September's calendar

bro do you even know what CONTANGO is?

>>51435589
Yea my beer money doubled yesterday.

Had to sell to utilize it on some pacifico though.

>>51435603
I made 5k off it, was up 10k friday.

We finna boutta end the day at +/- 0%

KEEP BUYING BEFORE ITS GREEN!!

>>51435613

>full recovery
guess the market is fine, large rate raises and inflation mean nothing.

>>51435615
and it's worth far less than that
count yourself lucky, rarely do we time the top or bottom perfectly

>>51435622
WE TOLD YOU TO FUCK OFF; YOU'RE CURSING US.

>>51435582
>18 MINUTES SIRS
LET ME END THE DAY GREEN YOU WHORE!

>>51435508
It's time to cut our losses with white women. We need to create artificial wombs and just exterminate the remaining white women. Any babies that are born female we will let wash away in the floods.

>>51435613
walla

14 MINUTES REDDIT BUY BUY BUY

>>51435508
#sad

So does no one care about the crippling rail strike going to happen in 8 hours? Nothings being priced in? Was it all just a meme? Tell it to me straight anon.

>>51435544
Duck market - flying high, twaddling along, then underwater

>>51435640
OK this AI shit is going to far.

>>51435641
they are so goddamn stupid I still can't believe they bought bbby after the CFO roped
fuck I hate them

I can't tell who's beclowning whomst today

>>51435635
Why do wh*te women fuck dogs? I don't get it

>>51435640
>>51435654

PRTY over weeks before Halloween?

>>51435615
profit is profit. I sold my calls at open Monday, but I'm still too lazy to sell my shares.

>>51435613

>>51435654
>>51435640
This one doesn't compute for me.
Would someone please post the original source?
Ty.

>>51435658
HE ONLY ROPED BECAUSE BBBY WAS KILLING IT FINANCIALLY! THATS OBVIOUSLY BULLISH!
BUY BUY BUY!

>>51435640
I really really like this image mind if I save it

Bank of america upgrading SOFI to buy. Am i finally going to break even on it?

>>51435650
yeah i don't give a shit
interest rates and QE/QT are the elephant in the room
all the rest is schizo nothingburgers

what the fuck is wrong with Jewcor (NUE)?

>>51435654
Pretty soon they'll be able to have AI generate a full-length film from scratch. AI-generated script, AI-generated characters, AI-generated screenplay...

>>51435650
The normies still dont know and care- Also the strike is tied to national security so Brandon might (and is fully allowed) to go all dark and jail everyone on strike and fill them with "new Americans"...

Imagine still being a Mumu

>>51435663
It is the Mumus who beclown themselves, it has been all year long

>>51435689
and not a single thing would be lost in terms of production quality

>>51435689
Couldn't be worse than the liquid shit (((Hollywood))) is spraying out the last 15 years.

BUY REDDIT! 10 MINUTES!
BUY BUY BUY!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eo-KmOd3i7s

Alright, I'm thinkin we're back.

>>51435692
he's not going to beat up unions 60 days before midterms as a prog.

Totally normal market buying please do not post about a conspiratorial PPT

>>51435702
>>51435689

IN THE REAL UNIVERSE EVERYONE WHO WAS GETTING WRECKED SHAVED BACK THEIR POSITIONS ON THE RIDICULOUS FAGGOT SPIKE, BUT NOT IN CLOWN WORLD!@!!!

IN CLOWN THE WORLD THE PRICE DOESN'T MOVE SO THAT PEOPLE CAN PROFIT, IT MOVES SO THAT INSTITUTIONS CAN ASSFUCK THE PUBLIC

I KNOW IT AINT GOING DOWN NO MORE IT AINT NO LIE
I DONT WANT TO SEE YOU SELL NO MORE
REDDIT BUY BUY BUY!
>BUY BUY BUY BUY
>>51435717

>>51435740

the more you struggle the more it will hurt later.

watching the shizos cry about every tick up is even more fun that making money

Told you it would end flat

>>51435751
interesting that it chose an owl as owls are mainly used in masonic symbolism and other such cults

So another day of red. Hey works for me. Bagged more C and rebought T. (who says you don't get 2nd chances? Hehe). My 401k semi monthy contribution is tomorrow so yay more shares for me..on the cheap.

Post YFW you realize you have beclowned yourself

>>51435759
YEAH WE KNOW YOU THINK SO, DICKFACE
WE KNOW
IT'S YOUR ENTIRE HOBBY
WE ARE ALL ACUTELY AWARE THAT SOME FAGGOT MAKES IT HIS ENTIRE LIFE TO BE GLAD WHEN WE LOSE MONEY.

Market about to crater then nope, moon off support. Rigged

>>51435767
The AI is actually redpilled as fuck.

so next tuesday at 2pm EST is the next gamblin' day assuming this friday rail strike is a nothing burger

Looks like dow took support and bounced

>>51435789
>>51435789
god damn I sure do wonder why they call it support eh. what the fuck does that even mean??

Wtf is this bullshit, keep going up stupid market

>>51435669
That's absolutely beautiful. The fact that AI took all those shit memes and turned them into beautiful paintings really shits on our gay race doesn't it, and on carbon life in general

>>51435789
Muh rigged! Everyone loading up for rest of week. The dump is done.

>>51435769
I refuse to believe this is a real person and not an elaborate troll with how dumb his investing is.

>>51435769
can you please get a tripcode so I can filter your retarded ass posts

give it to me straight, is SPY ever going to go under 390? maybe we really have priced in everything the Fed can do

>NASDAQ up 0.6%
Fucking bulltards lmao

>>51435666
They think they're sticking it to white men by doing it but in reality their brains are too small to realize they are fucking and actual dog, which will overshadow any point they're trying to prove.

3 MINUTES REDDIT

Perfectly normal day for typical undervalued chinese stock hkd

I just bought soxs, you're welcome mumus

>>51435793
Guaranteed won't be 100 point hike, will be a non event if not mild rally

>>51435815
>under 390
Yeah right after the fed meeting next week if not before that is

Tomorrow strike locations will be sent to railwaybros

>>51435689
What's funny is it will immediately become racist (because it's normal and logical) then be struck down for being "problematic"

https://twitter.com/RepTroyNehls/status/1570124565493477376

"BREAKING: Amtrak is canceling all long distance trains starting tomorrow in preparation for a potential railroad union strike.

Here we go!"

BURN IT ALL DOWN

>>51435836
ill probably buy sqqq and tqqq calls with tight stop losses on both at exactly 1:55pm eastern time

thats it, im selling my shorts. 390 is the bottom. june was the bottom.

>>51435801
>That's absolutely beautiful. The fact that AI took all those shit memes and turned them into beautiful paintings really shits on our gay race doesn't it, and on carbon life in general
Dont be so pessimistic. Its simply grabbing art made by other humans online and stitching them together to generate a new one. Plenty of humans have done pictures in pictures stuff.

WHY IS IT GOING UP

>>51435856
>390 is the bottom

THE U.S. STOCK MARKET IS LITERALLY A PRACTICAL JOKE

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
DAT DERE PUMP INTO CLOSE

OK what in the FUCK?

BULL RUN

>>51435836
>Guaranteed won't be 100 point hike,
yeah just like the CPI was "guaranteed" to go down too

>>51435856

>>51435851
>Union strikes affecting rest of the economy
I thought we were done with this shit after the gilded age, fucking niggers

what the fuck was that...

what the fuck was that

>>51435666
>>51435825
She didn't mention anything about a dog

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

Ah, another unbelievably cancerous day in the united states stock market. Fun fact: today, the S&P 500 gained, lost, gained, lost, gained, lost, gained, lost, and gained $8 trillion dollars of valuation!

WERE CLOSED REDDIT!
DING DING
HOW DID YOU DO?

>>51435869

>>51435772
>Post YFW you realize you have beclowned yourself
im going cash gang until we get news fuck these crab schizo days

>>51435862
>grabbing art made by other humans online and stitching them together to generate a new one
That's what art is bro. It's not "stitching", it's getting inspired

SPY SISTERS! WE DID IT!

>>51435886
>>51435887

Welcome to Coomer's Anonymous. Jerome you are first.
>Hi everyone, my name is Jerome and I love to coom.
(Everyone): Hi Jerome.
>Cooming is more than just an addiction to me, it's my job. I have to coom in the market or inflation won't be transistory. I have to coom in bonds yields or the US will default on it's debt. Who's going to coom in bonds? Yellen? Warren? No, it is my patriotic duty to coom in all your investment vehicles. It's what makes uranium futures for physical delivery glow green. You need my coom. I can't stop for the good of the American people.
Jerome, you don't seem to understand, this is a recovery grou-
>No YOU don't understand. WHO IS GOING TO COOM IN THE S&P500? Trump? No his dick is tiny like a childs and Biden only fingerbangs kids these days and that's when he remembers the current year.
Bu-
>I know I know, it's not good for me to be cooming in every derivative and I think I got a STD from the gangbang with bitcoin and those defi sluts. Agh, those are some dirty birds. Cooming in the shorts makes me feel the best, they never last long and if they get margin called while you are inside they tighten up like a fucking vice. You want a bull market you got to coom bull amounts. I inject pure testosterone directly into my dick. I've had erections that last days if not weeks. I do it for the little frog guys that can't get a gf to coom in much less coom in TSLA. If not me then who?
You seem to have some self-sacrifice issues with this, what about the other Fed Presidents? You don't have to carry all this cooming weight. How long does your heart have left?
>Fuck. You are right. I'll be lucky if I make it to 2023 when I promised interest rate increases. I'm not stopping though, I will coom this market around one way or another, so help me God.
Hmm, okay clearly we have some work to do. Who do we have next... Mr. Bobo? This can't be right.

>>51435914
can't believe the 100 point hike was cancelled
just like that...

>>51435666
damn black dudes get all the hot one

>Green close
You know thats bearish,right?

BLUEniggers and VRNAchads can't stop winning.

>>51435873
This practically assures a red day tomorrow.

>>51435892
10% up on my SQQQ instead of 20%. not sure if my gains will be deleted tomorrow or not. this shit is too schizo

>>51435930
Fuck off.

>>51435935
nah most likely more crabbing tomorrow
whatever max pain is for the 9/16 options expiry

>>51435869
lmao wtf

>>51435935
YEAH IF THE U.S. FINANCIAL ESTABLISHMENT WEREN'T IN FULL-BLOWN ENRON "WHATEVER IT TAKES" SCUMFUCK ASSHOLE MODE

>>51435939
See you tomorrow,right after those reports come out.

I SOLDED THE BOTTOM DIDN'T I

Did someone ever end up making an official "inversed Kramer" ETF?

>>51435884
They are in the right. The companies are demanding employees be always available with zero sick days

Down 1,200 points yesterday. Up 29 points today.

>>51435956
always has been, amigo
if you don't like it you can giiiiiiiiit out

>>51435959
>those reports come out
what reports?

I'm starting to think you guys apply your personal biases to whatever happens in the market, so it supports your position.

>>51435985
Yes

>>51435973
Bears btfo
Bull run begins again

I GUESS I'M JUST HOLDING SQQQ UNTIL MY ACCOUNT IS 0 OR THE U.S. GOVERNMENT STOPS BEING CRIMINAL FAGGOTS FOR EVEN A SINGLE FUCKING MOMENT SO THAT ANYTHING IN LIFE CAN HAPPEN ORGANICALLY EVER AGAIN

>>51436001
you know which one comes first already

>>51435972
Not my problem

We told you not to beclown yourself with such things.

>>51436001
You will hit 0 before the feds give up. Stop fighting them.

>>51435982
Check the economic calendar,buddy

>>51435985
Can you imagine how insufferable just 30 seconds of conversation must be with those women?

>>51436013
Strikes will continue until morale improves.

>>51435890
>>51435892
>-1.77% after daily inflation

>>51435985

You can guess people's politics by their investments. Which if you invest based on what you want to happen rather than what is realistically going to happen, ur fucked basically.

>>51436001
"You can't fight City Hall" - Rocco's Modern Life
https://youtu.be/_-9TL1Kqfr4

>>51435890
Up .23%

>>51436032
I attended the CU Boulder; so, yes, I can imagine.

>>51435890
Quite well. +8.8% thanks to oil. GUSH geisha's never lose, only win.

>>51436020
Job losses are bullish

>>51436020
well shit
30 min before market open, not really expecting any landmine employment, retail sales might be bad though

>>51436070
>>51436070
>>51436070

>>51436068
>+8.8%
not in AH you're not

>>51435815
yes, tomorrow.

>>51435935
Futures will climb overnight, then sell off during the day, rinse and repeat till the end of the week. I do not think the market makers are going to let this close on friday below 4000

>>51435819
We need to stop these extremists inside America. What is your plan to eliminate them, Joe?

WHY DID I NOT OFFLOAD MY SQQQ!! FUUUCCKK! now i might have to hold for accouple weeks- hope we crab heavy tomorrow.

>>51436076
good infographic, quote really needs a comma though