/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>51434002
Still comfy holdin' and waitin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring spree of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $0.9089 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>NFT marketplace beta launched

DRS & Computershare
>71.3 (17.825) million shares DRS'd by Jul. 30th 2022
>Previously 50.8 (12.7) mill shares by Apr. 30th, 35.6 (8.9) by Jan. 29th 2022
>and 20.8 (5.2) by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Tuesday RRP: 2,202.719B, 99P = 22.250B per (roughly)
Wednesday RRP: 2,225.579B, 99P = 22.481B per (roughly)

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
>GameStop Crypto Wallet up for download on Chrome
investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>Four-for-One Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend
>(Record: Jul 18, 2022; Dist. on 21st AH)
investor.gamestop.com/node/19701/html
>22 Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp will be issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years.
investor.gamestop.com/node/19901/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19906/html
>FY22 Q2 Earnings 8-K/10-Q
https://www.businesswire.com/news/home/20220907006127/en/
>FTX partnership

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

Qanon cult was comfier than this one. Should have never left

Kek baggies

Crypto is drilling.

>>51434023
I'm still waiting for the sex. Cults have sex magic rituals right?

>>51434065
>he never recieved his blowjobs from dick suckin anon

GameStop should sell cheeseburgers. Imagine picking out a new video game to play and then getting a fresh burger at the same time. I sure do enjoy biting into a delicious piece of cow flesh. I would much rather eat a cow than worship one.

>>51434086
Thats a good point

>Unzips

if you actually paid attention to roaring kitty's deep fucking value principle instead of following the superstonk cult like a sheep you would realize that BBBY is the real deal now that bankruptcy is off the table

kek baggies

>>51434092
Nice.

>GameStop should sell cheeseburgers.
>Pre-owned cheeseburgers

lol

WAGMI

>>51434138
Technically burgers are just refurbished meat that was once preowned.

Reminder:
It’s over baggies, only the stupidest remain

Well, I promised I would look into it last thread, and here it is. On the hunch that our resident hedgjeets are both Indian and hedgies, I took a stroll through the publicly listed firms that are confirmed as being subject to the DOJ's criminal probe. The following firms have been reported as having received subpoena's related to the investigation, a small minority of these firms have confirmed that warrants were served: Melvin Capital Management, Orso Partners, Sophos Capital Management, Kerrisdale Capital Management, Hindenburg Research, Viceroy Research, Anson Funds, Muddy Waters Capital, Citron, Atom Investors, Bonitas Research, Connective Capital Management, Falcon Research, GeoInvesting, Gotham City Research, GrizzlyRock Capital, J Capital Research, Oasis Management, Park West Asset Management, QKM, Sabrepoint Capital Management, Silverado Capital, Spruce Point Capital Management, Valiant Capital Management, White Diamond Research.
Looking through the firms named here, Kerrisdale Capital Management stood out to me. They are an Indian run business, their founder is Sahm Adrangi who was arrested in 2016 on cocaine possession charges during a DUI although I haven't checked arrest records or court proceedings to see if he served any jail time; I would suspect he didn't serve any jail time for this. Kerrisdale Capital Management are primarily long on 'Up Fintech' (TIGR), 'the Robinhood of China', underwritten by AMTD digital (HKD), more commonly known as Mr. Chukumber's Hong Kong pump & dump #1. They are also long Twitter and short DWAC. As an aside, I found that strangely enough every single short-seller on the DOJ investigation list is primarily invested in China, both on the long and short side. On one hand they target Chinese companies they call scams, but then they turn around and invest primarily in Chinese companies that are almost equally suspicious.

>>51434164
yeah superstonk has gone to shit

>>51434159
Makes sense.

>51434164
No baggies. Everyone sold. You can leave.

Monnie!

i'm sorry guys i just can't do it...
i simply cannot sell i can only sneed

>tfw MOASS

It feels like the algo is literally fighting for its life right now. Kek.

>>51434139
It's to cover BBBYs tsunami of ftds. I doubt they'd be able to knock it back down. Ryan selling news is played out. Cfo suicide news as well. Who knows? Setup is looking exactly like gamestops pre sneeze move. Bbby squeezing would be the moass killshot. A blameless start to moass. Ideal really.

>>51434139
There is a seemingly desperate need for money right now. I still can't tell what they're using it all for. It has to be collateral based because the company itself is worthless and very clearly has no real liquidity in the stock to pull value from.

>>51434263
is it desperate if you can just do it when ever you want to as many times as you want to with no consequence?

>>51434225
I'm sure it is like freezing up and Kek Griffies is sitting there hitting "ok" just to keep it from locking up.
Checkmate, hedgies.
>kek shillies

>>51434092
They should have a partnership with SmashBurger.
>>51434139
Worst meme stock ever.

>>51434282
They redeemed it down to nothing and now they are inflating it back up. I would think if they could actually keep the price up without costing them anything, they'd just keep it up. It clearly requires some kind of input on their behalf to drive this kind of price action in that stock.

>>51434263
You need bluechips for collateral, this is likely a pnd so they can get spy back over 400.

>>51434314
its a swap

>>51434237
>Ryan sells entire stake
>CFO jumps off building
>Bullish
BBBY baggies might be worse than AMCoids

>>51434180
kek shitties

Would it be bullish or bearish if cohen junped off a building?

>>51434416
Honestly I'm so deep in I think I would just assume he was murdered and that his dead man's switch will be causing moass soon.

kek baggots
>NFTs will cause moass!
>split will cause moass!
>ETH merge will cause moass!
>BTC doomp will cause moass!
>BBBY poomp will cause moass!
>DRS will cause moass!
>Melvin closing will cause moass!
>total market collapse will cause moass!
>trump will cause moass!
>rico will cause moass!
>elon musk tweeting about gme will cause moass!
>market reformation will cause moass!
>ryan cohen not communicating to investors will cause moass!
>Q will cause moass!
tell me baggies, where is moe ass?

>>51434444
Nice digits and Tyfys.

>>51434416
Ryan will cideded and crush the MOASS button he'll jump with when he hits fresh pavement
>What a way to go while simultaneously starting it all
>This man is a genius

if you look at the reddit cults for random shitty tickers like SNDL or TLRY, you just know that holders are low IQ and don't have enough momentum behind them to pump the stock. superstonk might have enough momentum for a slow squeeze like tesla but is devolving in terms of IQ. BBBY is a very high IQ play in the same way that getting in early in GME was. but now the GME maxis are fucking retards that have a cost basis above the current price.

>>51434444
checked
I’m selling it’s over

GameStop should sell cheeseburgers and weed and mason jars!!!!

>>51434180
tyfys

>>51434558
Gamestop should also sell handjobs with each purchase of a game

>>51434546
Thanks for the financial advice I'm gonna sell all my gme and buy bbby now and only post here ironically.

Things look bad for Kenneth.

>>51434633
checked & correct
>Holding back the years
>Chance for me to escape from all I've known
>Holding back the tears
>Cause nothing here has grown
>I've wasted all my tears
>Wasted all those years
>And nothing had the chance to be good
>Nothing ever could

>less than 750k presplit volume by 3pm
>less than 1M presplit volume EOD
Almost like the liquidity is drying up, huh?

>51434558
Does something about cheeseburgers upset you? Does it make you angry knowing there are people that eat cows? It sure seems like it.

>>51434558
a cheeseburger just flew over my house!

U mirin?

>>51434724
I've eaten 0,5kg of beef steaks everyday for the last 5 months. How many cows is that?

>>51434865
Definitely more than a call center

>>51434911
Consuming cow makes my muscles big. I'm gonna have pajeetas all over me when moass is done, and I'll painal them while making them eat cow

Volume is dry

>>51435066
So is your bank account
>-45%

>>51434180
>>51434576
Coincidentally enough, this Kerrisdale Capital Management relocated the firm in 2021 down to Miami Beach, and the headquarters is now a short drive away from Citadel's Miami office. Founder Sahm Adrangi also relocated to Miami from The Hamptons.

>>51435066
>baggies still using 8 month old copium

>1pbtid still doing it for free

>>51435085
So is your moms gash Ranjeesh.
My GME bags are actually just down 15%, 75% drsd. How does that make you feel?
>>51435109
sneed

I hope I get a cool ID

>>51435141
Baggies making up numbers now
>IF I BELIEVE IT IT WILL VOME TRUE

Loop Capital drawing the SEC's attention? Maybe they should take a look at Mr. Chukumber's pump and dumps next.

>>51435172
They aren't sending their best. Where did the good shills go fellers?

>>51435175
naisu
WAGMI

>>51435141
>only down 15%
So bullish!

>>51435175
How HKD continues to pump and dump after the absolute brazen pump to over $2000 is still fucking insane. Imagine robbing a bank, getting away with it, and then going back to the same bank to rob them again.

>kek hedgies
>kek shorts
>kek swingies
>kek shills
>kek fudders
>kek cokeheads
>kek evergrandies
>kek china
>kek russia
>kek glitchies
>kek deboonkers
>kek moths child
>kek lauer
>kek crypto
>kek SEC
>kek kenny

>kek kekkies

being Meguca is suffering...

>>51435235
Do not forget it did that when no retail could buy in , which means it was 10000000000% a pump and dump

Is the ethereum merge completed?

I stopped smoking weed and drinking to pay for GME over the last 2 years

I have never been so bored

>>51435426
Weed makes you gay. Do pscycidelics instead

>>51435142
>baggies post “view from moass”
>it’s a literal picture of what happened to Cohen’s last business partner
Kek

>>51435370
11 more hours before RC barges into Ken's office and makes him rope.

>>51435370
explain to me like I'm a nigger what this means for us

>>51434705
>>51435066
>But if you call now, within the next twenty minutes cause we can't do this all day, we'll give you three shares absolutely free.

>>51435370
Is the merge holding up marketplace functionality? I know it's been delayed before, and GS has been in beta for an unusually long time.

>>51435450
I have never once had homosexual thoughts while stoned. I have eaten a whole Easter egg and a packet of cookies while smoking charas hash and still wanted to go back to the fridge for more. That shit is major

>>51435504
buckle up

>>51434705
Hedgies fear the volume blackhole. The answer to infinite liquidity is zero liquidity.

GME: green & wagmi
SPY: red & sneed

The algo is looking for any hole it can find to plug.

Closing green? Let's GOOOOOOOOOOO
kek shillies

>>51435523
obligatory

>>51435523
Hey! Three for free! Haha.

>>51435450
looks like you're already hooked on phonics

>>51435504
sheeeeit niggum ion fuckn no what at this murg and sheeit mean it sound like sum fuckn cracka ass shit numsayin nigguh white boi be on dat web 3 magneto lookin ass we got enuf shit on web 1 and this nigga lookin at web 3 sheeit Nigga think he steph curry or some sheeeit

Ooo

>>51435530
Yes. That's why tomorrow will be a big day.

>>51435753
for you

Guys, I just got a call.
Moass is tomorrow.

Christcuckery is judaism for goyim.
Complete made up jew hoax

>>51435784
I have heard the WAGMI

BBBY

We outperformed the SPY today boys. How does it feel?

>51435820
thanks for your on topic and relevant post

>>51435893
Like winning a race against a disabled child

sub 1m pre-split volume, oh boy

>>51435893
Underwhelming. I want to crush them underfoot, to hear the gnashing of hedgie teeth and lamentations of their women.

Stay comfy, comfy /GME/.

>>51435966
Comfy check

>green
Hell fucking yeah. What's that shills? Soz, I can't hear you over the sounds of your seething lmao

Been busy, that gay paki Keith knocking about? I want to ask him how his bosses feel about today.

>>51434225
(((They))) know what fruits their work for the devil has bore for them. They are trying to survive what they know to be lethal poisoning brought on by their own vile hands. Hell is a fate worse than death.

>51435989
>Reminder this user is a samefagging retard who thinks so little of the people in this thread that after getting caught to proceeded to spam 1bptids because he is mentally ill

>>51436031
There you are you little bumbder, least you don't deny being a shill anymore that's a relief. Making it whilst you hold LRC & BBBY bags is going to be ever so sweet.

the MOASS rises anon

GME you Fucking piece of Shit stock! This Fucking stock basically only exists out here because we are selling the SHIT out of it. Get this through your head you Retail Lite MotherFuckers, you. You only exist out here as investors because of Fucking us! We are guarding all the doors, we are holding all the keys.

You Cats just wanna Fucking Find Out, don't you? Like this Shit is gonna be Fucking easy for us when we take you to the woodshed. We're gonna Fucking sell your stock like it's our job! We gonna Fuck you up like Miguel got Fucked up in Cobra Kai!

We're gonna run a Fucking "DUNKDOWN" on you MotherFuckers! Basically it will be raining Dunks from us on both ends of the court, we taking over both rims and owning them. We gonna treat you like some Suckas! You Fucking Marks! Fucking Trick Ass Marks!

Keep holding this Fucking stock! We're gonna beat your hands into your stomach while you hold it, make you keep it secure while we punish you.

>>51435966
You too, comfy comfy getter of gets

5 more months
https://www.reddit.com/r/GME/comments/xe76es/yo_ape_i_heard_you_like_hype_dates_heres_a/

>51436093
>I was just pretending to be retarded when you caught me out samefagging for the 1023502 time

>>51435314
>bags closed in green
Check
>cow eaten today
Check
>does the pajeet shit in the streets?
Check

>he spent months trying to gaslight and control narrative going so far as to camp out threads to snipe the 1st post with actual misinformation and lies
>he called you pizzagaters and qanoners
>thread split
>Calls jannies to get you banned so he can further character assassinate and gaslight further
>Lies constantly
>Is in contact with top men but won't post his top work because.... reasons
>When you tell him to wash his room and tidy his penis he loses his shit and spergs out
>Is up to 6 ID's a thread some times

Hepcats, you got Fucking left at the Train Station. WSB tried to tell you Fuckers, go get yourself some AMTD Digital on the cheap, but you Cats ain't be listening well do you?

Did you see how they pushed this shit today? They got Fucking 11 halts! Has GME ever done that? Never! Not even during the real Short Squeeze like almost 2 years ago now Kek.

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/amtd-digital-stock-more-than-triples-on-no-news-and-has-been-halted-11-times-for-volatility-2022-09-14

nice distraction from BBBY kek

>>51436093
You literally enter every thread to start a fight with Keith. You're a faggot and should kys please.

>Is this ass blasted

>>51436168
https://www.reddit.com/r/BBBY/comments/xeaozq/evidence_that_bbby_is_about_to_begin_its_run_up/

>>51436178
go back 3-4 threads, he also has about 6 or 7 ID's a thread and when you expose him he going gigasperg and tries to lie his way out of it but his gay writing style is so easy to spot

>>51436207
>NO U GAY! I DON'T KNOW HOW ID RESETS WORK!

Come on be original.

When is it going back to $5 45? I've been waiting since you posted this sperg out

>>51436207
I was here for all of it.

>>51436111
Checked, MJ.

>>51436168
Everyone already sold gme. You can leave the thread. You won. Byebye keith 45.

>>51436247
based knower

>>51436246
>I've been waiting since you posted this sperg out
Kind of what happens when you are paid to be here, but wrong again, that one wasn't me.

>>51436031
nobody cares about your stupid little imaginary wars with your imaginary friends with made up nick names

>>51436111
Dunkie ...

>he's still posting
Embarrassing

>>51436287
>imaginary
>>51436247
Cope

>>51436031
>Reminder that nobody gives a fuck about your schizophrenic fantasy characters
rope

>>51436295
Am I the only one that noticed that Boyardee has been missing in action since 45 made his return?

>>51436287
all nick names are made up

>>51436314
I have and also notice all the posters all coming out now defending 45 and attacking me. It couldn't be more obvious

>>51436295
>still seething, I can practically lick the droplets from your sweat forehead.
>>51436331
>and attacking me
Oh didn't know you was having a Dwayne Johnson moment, please continue.

>>51436331
It's so interesting to see so many posters who apparently have been in these threads for as long as I have have a completely seperate reality of what these threads have been like. I know I'm not the only person that remembers how 45 entered these threads. He's is quite literally the biggest glownigger these threads have ever seen.

>>51436204
s&p to 500

>Is anyone excited for BOTW2?
No, they should go back to making regular Zelda games instead of trying to cash in on trends like everyone else

>>51436372
Keith and 45 is the same person
>>51436287
Atleast its something else than hedgejeets posting about all the bags of money they are going to give us
This is 4chan. Schizo makes it better

>>51436314
You should have seen last night. 45 adopted boyardee’s dumbass broker shit, it really felt like the glowniggers were merging and forming the ultimate form voltron glownigger

>>51436409
>they should go back to making regular Zelda games
im going to try and find a rom of windwaker tonight, havent played it since i was a kid

>>51436390
That would without a doubt be the clearest exit pump of all time.

>>51436426
So you haven’t played it in 3 years?

>>51436451

>>51436372
the timing of his insertion is the most intriguing - he was shilling options during the time of picklespic getting traction on SS, which I suspect has always been a hedgie plant to get those premiums becuase he is shilling the opposite of his plays or selling his contracts to his retard followers. 45 was doing the same for a long time, has never posted a position, always has excuses like a con man why he can't do XYZ, having some pictures of kennys plane makes him MORE suspect as a plant, given something to "make it credible" in his claims. He has yet to provide a single point of evidence, while being caught out dozens of times now hopping ID's. He comes up with the most outlandish claims and fud to stop you looking into anything other than just GME as pure damage control, he HAS to control the conversation, he HAS to goad me in the hopes he can get the jannie to have a reason to ban me so he can continue gaslighting without obstruction, his act is so obviously transparent it is a really sloppy job

>>51436390
>s&p to 500

>>51435235
Imagine robbing a bank and you get caught but make you pay them $10 before letting you go. It’s a fucking racket

>>51436415
>Keith and 45 is the same person
Im the person who first suggested that theory. Now I'm not so sure. 45 has only continued to glow and him morphing into boyardee last night only made me more sure he's the glownigger. Thats without getting into his favorite scripts and cointelpro plays.

>>51436466
>he HAS to goad me in the hopes he can get the jannie
You do that to yourself.

>>51434113
Yeah they are doing a roaring trade selling thier bags

>>51436503
>You do that to yourself.

Ken Griffin, you have 1 yil

>>51436246
Rent free faggot, keep coping
>Ryan sold
>CFO jumped out a window
>no partnership
All of this bearish news and yet you keep shilling your garbage stock here while complaining about how GME makes you tired and saying you’re not buying any more GME because dude weed and skeet shooting lmao. You’re a shill and everyone knows it, faggot. It’s incredible that you would post pic related concerning GME, but you’re still not tired of holding your LRC and BBBY bags. Gets the old noggin joggin

>>51436466
Yeah the night I took that screenshot of him literally doing his standard script all while pretending to not be himself was just confirmation. Last night he literally started to morph into Boyardee all in the same thread. Christ posting, broker fudding etc. I think I had an idea he was Boyardee's good cop but now I think maybe he's just the same person.

>>51436111
Kek dunkies

>>51436499
Yeah glowniggers glow at twice the glow of a bottle of uranium water. They're the same person or working together.
Its the only two 'known' people in these threads. Its what they always do - create two 'sides' and control them.

>>51436503
Spamming the threads tends to do that. I wish a jannie would sometime

KEK AI SHILLIES

>>51436593
Those fuckers have controlled my sides to the orbit a couple of times. Are you saying was a ruse?

>>51436564
>Joke ID
Now that's what I call a good comedy joke. I have extreme hatred towards the cunts that have abused the system and hoarded all the resources for too fucking long.

>>51436593
Stop drinking Essex sewer run off, that shit is rotting your brain out.

>anons call me out for being a retard
>I USED TO BE SOMEONE, I MAKE DD! I MAKE PICTURES OF PEOPLE DISAGREEING WITH ME! KEEEEEEEK KEEEEEEEEEEK KEEEEEEEK
>Also, a word from LRC, BBBY & LMX and coming soon FTX, buy buy buy!

God you are such a retard it hurts sometimes.

>>51436621
Wouldn't that have to go through a shareholder vote first?

>>51436593
Maybe. I'm no fan of Keith's but nothing he's ever done has been as egregious as what 45 has done in these threads. That's despite how much he tries to control the narrative of what Keith does and doesn't do. He loves to state things as fact in an attempt to add legitimacy to his theories and then he'll samefag on another Id so that he can agree with himself. I'm far too schizo not to notice.

Nigger

>51436662
Do you seriously just think everyone is Keith?

>>51436663
Are you ignoring the time travel element?

>>51436701
>I'm no fan of Keith's but nothing he's eve
No, that is the beauty of the Avatar & Signature using poster, all you have to do is call him a fat paki and he out's himself every time without fail

>>51436705
There's just so much wrong with it I don't know where to start.

>>51436570
>>51436570
>when one ID gets killed another 3 or 4 pop up in quick succession defending him and attacking others
The sheer fact he did the whole "hahaha I was just pretending guise hahahahaha!" when he was caught out with the wrong ID posting >>51436128 and coming up with something not even a 5 year old would believe "HAHA you didn't catch me with my hand in the cookie jar, it was an experiment and you took the bait hahahaha!" Why wouldd someone have to spend literally weeks in a thread trying to fake the first post, gaslight, call jannies and samefag if he was a leaker. Plenty of people have done it on 4chinz without being caught or needed the attention. Fuck me if he WAS an intern or some shit, the fact he has posted up to 56 times a thread would give them all the info to catch him. He even admittted to having a dozen devices setup once at the beginning of his insertion when he started shilling against the infinity pool. I remember catching him out samefagging to himself about buying options with like 3 or 4 ID's all trying to get people to buy them on a thursday and on the friday a gigadump happened.

>>51436701
He does

>51436740
It's funny because you've never needed to use an avatar or a trip but most of us can pick you out of a line up. You just can't help the way you post. Especially when you continue to try force through your scripts.

>>51436679
All those two niggers do is talk about each other. They are making all convos about those two people = control the conco
>>51436662
Wtf are you on about nigger
>>51436631
They're both glowniggers or the same glownigger. Doesnt matter desu, its more entertaining fud than streetshitters talking about the bags of money we're gonna get

>>51436390
>>51436488
checked. they don't call it the S&P 500 for nothing

It'd be nice if the market continues the plummet and kicks this thing off.

>>51436752
They're trying to use Indians to shill against the Infinity Poo(l) and don't understand why it doesn't work. Kek hedgies.

>>51436815
>infinity poo
kek

Sorry street shitters, you cannot use words like a normal english speaker for very long, it's too obvious how bad you are and are always filtered. every single time. you will never match the autism of anon. keep trying though, i might give you a (you) some day.

>>51436767
Those are some of my favorite posts of his because it's ironic that one of his favorite ways to enter a thread is to call you out.

>>51436621
Jesus fucking christ.
>ai casually inserts insane false statement and no humans bother to proof read to remove it.

>>51436883
Whats funny is I probably found him in my BGC/Citadel comparison work, I still find it hilarious how sloppy they are with the Freeman Wyoming "Citadel Builder" shit I found, so I am not surprised that he is that sloppy also

>>51436832
>>51436815
I eat beef everyday. Do you think they would bathe in my shit as well? Its basically cow shit afterall.

>>51436904
Almost every financial article I see appears to have been written by a bot. I do wonder what it scraped to come up with this though, that's the interesting part.

>they don't know i'm the cook
i have become chef, destroyer of threads

>>51436904
>Wall Street uses algos to "trade"
>"Journalists" use AI to make articles
Fucking lazy cunts. These are the bastards who keep crying that "no one wants to work anymore." These subhuman pieces of shit are the ones that should be slaving away at McDonald's for the rest of their lives.

anyone tried buying german gmes? theyre at a bit of a discount right now

>muh Keith
>muh 45
>muh boyildee
>muh Chris is king
>muh Cohen pump n dumps
>muh it’s only a beta
>muh it’s not a real split
>muh nooo it’s international crime
>muh Reddit mods are compromised
>muh Chinese companies acting weird
>muh vote count
>muh evergrande default
>muh ftds
>muh T+9854
>muh SEC report
>muh mentioned on the news
>muh new wharehouse
>muh funko pops
>muh July 4th
>muh BBBY acquisition
>muh debt free
>muh grifters selling NFTs
>muh youtoobers
>muh avatarfag shill discord
>muh pajeets shilling to 10 schizos
>muh great reset
>muh Jew is on my side
>muh Reddit sub splits
>muh 741
>muh wu Tang divvie
>muh pokemon nfts
>muh you can take a CoD gun into animal crossing
>muh drs
>muh house of cards
>muh distractions
>muh market crash
>muh buy/sell ratio not understanding how a trade works
>muh yils went down to one
>muh rimuru hates avatarfags
>muh dear porn
>muh out of business Melvin
>muh qanon
>muh larpies
>muh swingers get the rope
>muh glitch showed the real price
>muh SI
>muh copium
>my bags
It’s over baggies.

At 4AM for premarket you will shit yourself. The price of GME will be 27,932.44. Over the course of the morning the price will fluctuate wildly but won’t go below $20,000. You will begin to see crypto dump the likes which have never been seen. BTC will drop under $10,000. At 9:30 the real fun begins. GME will instantly hit $79,212.69 and trigger a halt. The market will begin to bleed and halt too. GME will suspend trading for the day at 10:44am and the rest of the market will halt at 11:13am. SPY will be sub $200 and Americans will begin rushing to the banks to withdraw all their money.

Normies will be priced out and all other shitcoins become irrelevant. BTC will be sub $5,000. /biz/ will be a sea of rage wojaks except for one little green glimmer of hope. There will be no more shills no more hate. Just us vs Kenny, Bezos, Steve and the world. We will be victorious. Are you ready?

Checkem

yoo... this is impressive either way

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/xecmml/did_ryan_cohen_leave_an_easter_egg_in_the_gmerica/

>>51436845
thats right, those basterds cant use proper grammar. When i win the gme, i will use my curryency to buy then a proper infinity loo, so those benchods stop polluting the drinking waters that flow in ganges

>>51436972
It might surprise you to learn that Ryan Cohen does not personally spend his time making pixel art to sell to shareholders. He’s probably planning his next pump n dump/suicide victim by now

>>51436972
https://www.reddit.com/r/BBBY/comments/xdqcqn/highly_speculative_tweet_interpretations_baby/

>>51436972
>Wall Street thought they could win against super autism like this

>51436961
they built a new "wharehouse" after the one that burnt down inconspicuously?

I'm Keith.
You're Keith.
We're all Keith here.

>>51436972
that's it, I'm selling

>>51436961
Wow. Tyfys. We get our own historian in these threads.

>>51435453
you missed the point. it's your point of view after MOASS.

>51437073
>it's your point of view after MOASS
Isn’t that the view of the last goyim to trust Ryan Cohen?

>>51437019

>>51437052
He knows more about the stock and gme saga than I do. Like 10000% more. He must be an avid investor. Or get paid to know all this.

>>51437052
Imagine being so well informed on a stock that you talk about things that most people forgot about, and not having any financial stake in it. It may seem odd, but that exact thing happens every single day here

>>51434139
see pic related from the BBBY thread, they're using HKD to do... something... but they appear to follow the same price action just 11 days out of each other

>>51437202
Spear chucka is about to redeem his asshole into the shadowrealm

>>51436204
So this is the start of the bull market, nice

>>51437231
anon this is incredibly based tyfys

>>51437238
No, this is the greatest bulltrap of all time. He knows about the inverse Cramer meme, and is pulling reverse psychology on midwits who think they can outsmart him

I'm gonna to a Texas Eagle Day trip while I'm still poor.

>>51437019
I didn't buy the top of gme let alone the top of multiple other things

>>51437321
Thats good because neither did I mr 1pbtid, no matter how hard to try and push that narrative

>>51437257
jim cramer doesnt know anything except what his handlers tell him & optimal coke snorting methods.

>muh Keith will surely start MOASS!
>muh 45 will surely start MOASS!
>muh boyildee will surely start MOASS!
>muh Chris is king will surely start MOASS!
>muh Cohen pump n dumps will surely start MOASS!
>muh it’s only a beta will surely start MOASS!
>muh it’s not a real split will surely start MOASS!
>muh nooo it’s international crime will surely start MOASS!
>muh Reddit mods are compromised will surely start MOASS!
>muh Chinese companies acting weird will surely start MOASS!
>muh vote count will surely start MOASS!
>muh evergrande default will surely start MOASS!
>muh ftds will surely start MOASS!
>muh T+9854 will surely start MOASS!
>muh SEC report will surely start MOASS!
>muh mentioned on the news will surely start MOASS!
>muh new wharehouse will surely start MOASS!

>>51437202
>>51437231
Wrong thread faggots

>>51436409
Wrong thread faggot

>>51437119
i was in GME since january 2021 and made money but moved on with BBBY

>>51437402
Cope

Nuke Wall Street

>>51437438
Strang rebuttal to the fact you're talking about video games in /biz/ not /v/, it would seem you are the one who the cope tolls for

Press N to nuke the hedgies

>>51437257
a Cramer within a Cramer? two levels of shill? we have to go deeper.

>51437427
If you’ve moved on, why are you still here?
>hard mode: no giving an explicit global rule violation as your reason

>>51437474
Or what, you gonna call the jannies to protect you from wrongthink?

>51437517
>Can't answer the question and has to try and turn it around
'Boy I sure do love remaining in places after I've moved on, it's the reason I stalk my exes facebook despite it having been 10 years since we broke up.'

>>51437517
>Or what, you gonna call the jannies to protect you from wrongthink?

>tldr; yes
>source: my return from my latest comfy-thread-retention-officer visit
reminder for shills that 20 months ago if you told baggies there would be no MOASS 20 months later they would sneed you
reminder for baggies that in 20 months from now there will still be no MOASS

strap in for another comfy night goids
(short for baggoids)

Fuck Steve Cohen & Jeff Yass.

>>51437765
>the current situation is fud all by itself
kek baggies

I’m registering shares directly into her asshole

>>51437873
bitch be lookin like a {

>>51437871
>here's how ryan can still win

>51437765
There are no baggies. Everyone sold. Gme is bankrupt. You won. You can leave now.

>>51437905
IP: Chad
KEK

Netflix has a documentary premiering on sept 26th called "A trip to Infinity". We live in a simulation and there's nothing we can do about it.

>>51437922
>he thinks baggies selling is my goal
ohnonono baggie...

>ChadShill is back

You cannot defeat autists Hedgefaggots. They are ascended far beyond the point where your pathetic attempts at subversion will affect them.

>50 cent raise for the employees
bruh...

>>51437984
You cannot defeat Chadshill Gamebaggots. He is ascended far beyond the point where your pathetic attempts at sneeding and hotpocketing will affect himm.

>>51437954
What is your goal Niggerfaggot? Is it still for us all to rope?

>niggerfaggot has learned how to use multiple IDs
Well shit, it was only a matter of time

>>51438027
his name is chadshill, niggerfaggot

>>51438022
>t. post-DOTR neobaggie
the day will come when I announce the date of 'DOTR II: Gustavo's Boogaloo'
>>51438027
>so called schizo can't discern my posting style and thinks i've ever used multiple IDs

Anyone still fudding this after 2 years is either retarded special bus special sauce retarded or being paid

>>51438110
Anyone still holding this after 2 years is either retarded special bus special sauce retarded or being paid

>>51438110
Anyone still coping this hard after 2 years is either retarded special bus special sauce retarded or being paid

>>51438077
What about Night of the Ledge, or Leistenacht, as I like to call it

>>51438077
Will 'DOTR II: Gustavo's Boogaloo' be as much of a let down as the original? I was really hoping that some incredible revelation would lead to me wanting to kill myself. You really should learn to under promise and over deliver Niggerfaggot.

>>51438141
>t. neobaggie larping as pre-DOTR
heh
>>51438140
only ledging that's been done has been by meme bag c-suite executives kek

kek baggies

>>51438204
Wait do you seriously believe that the only people here are post dotr newfags?
Me and Keith's Elon drama predates any of your datefagging you pathetic faggot. Your larp is falling apart.

>>51438118
>>51438132
Haf we started the special bus special sauce timeline inadvertently?
Everyone is so fucked holders and shills and hedge funds included

>>51437904
What the fuck did you just say about Georgina?

>51438132
>12pbtid
really activates my nikocados

where’s that mario day
where’s that march 19th pixelfaggot DD
where’s that april 16th DFV double down
where’s that over voted share count
where’s that negative beta
where’s that DTTC rule changes
where’s that quad witching day
where's that bastille day
where’s that 741
where’s that evergrande collapse
where's that stock split pump
where's that dividend pump
where's that wu-tang album
where's that shareholders’ meeting pump
where’s that forward guidance
where's that DOJ investigation
where's that RICO investigation
where's that jpeg marketplace pump
where’s that blockchain stock market
where’s that NFT dividend
where's that DRS owned float
where’s that ‘RC bought BBBY to squeeze le hedgies’
where’s that ‘RC sold BBBY to squeeze le hedgies’
where's that opex cycle
where’s that post-crypto crash pump
where’s that post-market crash pump
where’s that july 4th
where’s that 101 days of 100% utilization
where’s that GMErica
where’s that DTTC fraud
where’s that t+nigger for the splividend
where’s that buy buy baggot announcement
where’s that t+nigger for BBBY regSHO
where’s that BBBY CFO ‘murder’
where's that new ATH
where's that hedgie ledging
where's that MOASS

>>51438277
*inhales*

>>51438204
You mean a hedgie plant, kek

>>51438304
OHHHHHHHHHHHH

*inhales*

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGIES

>>51438323
*exhales*

>>51438323
classic

>>51436204
SPY to 900. hyperinflation.

>>51438323
Kek

>>51438015
Boyardee is the first amongst equals in the hall of chadshills

100% DRS'd
still playing Fallout:TTW
still comfy af
lmfao about to make EVEN MORE MONEY at work :DD
i'm buying more shares with the money lmfao

>>51438391
none are equal

Why is every post a shill ?
Holy shit why does anyone fucking care what faggies buy or hold ?
Have sex
Restore your foreskin and cum inside a cis female vagina without birth control or a condom

>>51438471
>I'M SO COMFYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

am i boyardee?

>>51436207
So easy to spot huh? None of the people you thought were me ITT were me. None of them.
Marinate on that a little

>>51438538
Yes

There is no stopping it
You can send HIV infected ass goblins to my house
Sick the dogs on them and rape them repeatedly out side my residence
I'm just going to sit back and smile and and then I'm going to laugh and eat a sandwich while jerking off to my drs buys and then I'm going to laugh some more then I'm going to do it again and again and again I'm never selling
I'm never selling no matter what you do or say I'm not budging
We die together I don't care if I die
Come and fucking kill me
Send the fucking bombs and grenades
86th st 24th Ave cum and feel raw fucking steel
Any time mother cunters

>>51438622
Based

>>51438673
>ask me about my psyop

>>51438673
Relax nigger. The most they can do is annoy us on a mongolian basket weaving forum.

>>51438622
WRONG i am the ravioli man bigot
everyone invested in GME who has DRS'd fully, or to a degree WGMI

>>51438673
>We die together
That’s the goal, you and my $400 bags you kindly bought

>>51438673
>he thinks i want him to sell
heh
>Come and fucking kill me
oh i won't have to

Hey. Love Field Anon here. I am sitting at the Chili's for the last 2 hours. I see a guy on MarketWatch. I ask him about naked shorting, he says "nah doesn't happen. I don't deal in speculative trading" I say okay, what do you think about a company that has more than 50% of its free float directly registered. He kind of shutters and says "speculative trading"

This bitch is scared as fuck. LMAO and I know he can see everything I am typing lmao

>>51438697
Come and kill me then Brooklyn NY bensonhurst 86th st and 24th Ave
Bring your best fucking battalion of pajeets armed with guns and bombs
Let's FUCKING GOooOOOOOOOOOOOO NIGGER

>>51438692
you will never be me

Holy fuck this guy is mad as hell and wants to physically assault me. I hope you love jail or suicide. That's where you're going anyway bitch.

>>51438720
Oh noes I lost everything what part of I don't fucking care don't you fucking understand ?

>>51438735
yil right about that

He's trying so desperately to look at his negative portfolio and not what I am typing into motherfucking 4chan of all places holy shit lmao

>>51438734
just uh-oh stinky'd you for this

>>51438733
Big ass font guy? Tell him we're allllllllll going to make it.

>>51438745
I will kill you read the words I will murder you in real life
You will no longer exist
24th Ave bensonhurst 86th street tomorrow

>>51438753
>i'm so FUCKING comfy bro why the FUCK don't you believe me?
kek

Can you guys imagine how nice these generals would be if our resident edgelord, collage making, distraction buying and shilling, fat Pakistani wasn’t here 24/7?

>>51438779
I can't understand why you would say all like that without being a deeply closeted homosexual. I would know, because I'm deeply closeted.

>>51438782
we believe you about as much as we believe that the youtuber boxing faggot sam hyde is going to kill the twitch bitch lmao

Lmao there he is in his negative portfolio down 20% HAHAHAAHAHAH

HE IS SO MAD

>>51438792
Nigger I cum inside at least 4 women without condom with my foresking intact weekly
I don't care I don't fucking care
I don't fucking care if I die or about anything

>>51438824
>he brought his semen-hardened mousepad to chili's
why are americans like this?

>>51438688
Why do you use Mongolian basket weaving every. Single. Time?

Do you not understand the joke? Other than Keith you are my least favorite poster

>>51438825
Oooh check out mr edgelord. You sound very certain your bags aren’t going to end up worthless because you fell for a Reddit larp.

>>51438815
Eh, I kind of liked it in the video.

>>51438825
>he cares so little about his investment that he patrols the GME thread on biz to ensure that i am made aware of his absolute lack of caring
im gonna keep calling you a faggot and watch you rage-post while i kek at your bags

faggot

You have no idea how much this low IQ moron started texting non-stop after I asked him about GME and DRS hahahahahahah faggot. Kill yourself you and your family are worthless I hope you like soup kitchens

He fully turned his back to me while he texts

He's so fucking scared

This is me btw >>51438824

He's still trying to get attention while chaos ensues on a Vietnamese crabbing forum. Kek.

>>51438872
Show him the pie chart. Also that fucking rgb keyboard, kek.

They sure picked the shilling up a notch again. Redditors noticed the influx of “why is engagement so low” posts right around when they started the same line here. Most like DOJ is up their hatchet wounds, and they realized they needed to cut back the bots. Don’t ever let a good crisis go to waste…this was prob always a plan. To inflate users, comments, just to rugpull them as a psyop to feint loss of interest. I bet they even deregistered shares right before the cutoff to try to throw the numbers, but this failed because there are so many people DRSing without feeding the bot.

>>51438890
This is what he is losing to lmao

>>51438877
Gets called out for not understanding the joke and using the same mongolian joke 50 fucking times…..immediately posts “new material” to try to hide the flub.
Fuck you guys are comically bad at your jobs. I would have already fired each and every one of you. Rimjab!!!!! My office!!! Now!!!

>>51438898
surely we're in the end game bros, SURELY this will have MOASS'd within another 20 months!

S U R E L Y

>>51438929
yea I think so too

LMAO this dude hasn't been sitting here for 10 minutes at the love field post security chilis and now he's packing up his shit and leaving. He's so scared LMAO see ya later bitch boy keep looking at my screen

>>51438951
No deal baggie, Ryan says more dilution. Thanks for playing

Finally I get to see Niggerfaggot and 45 interact. This feels like a first. I'm actually rooting for NF.

>>51438964
>trusting king k
>trusting one of them
>ever
no refunds

BYE BYE NICE KNOWING YOU HEDGIE

>>51438989
this is 100% this nigga

>>51438989
You guys have NO IDEA how good this felt making this guy leave. He should have never logged in to marketwatch LMAOLMAOLMAO

>>51438898
The acceleration of DRS proved "low interest" as FUD. I guess their AI algos picked we are tired and bored because we are and decided to FUD. They really dont want to part with their money

>>51438969
which one is 45? his posting style is so unremarkable that i can't even tell

quantity never comes before quality
what a fucking faggot
>also this goid is still afraid to utter my actual name
kek

>>51439000
You’re god damn right it was me

>>51439015
>those disgusting burger-grease stained teeth
do burgers really?

>>51439015
i knew it, fucking kek. was going to post the pic of your license but i dont feel like getting jannied

>>51439030
I'm fighting the good fight everyday and making low level fuck heads leave the chilis lounge

>>51439015
incredible
>>51439027
lurk more newfag

>>51439015
5015 Westheimer Rd Suite #1310, Houston, TX 77056, United States

>>51439012
You name will forever be Niggerfaggot to me. eH+qo6IM is his most recent I'd. Get em boy.

Last bake.
>F for GME

>>51439015
Legend.

>>51439047
>>51439047
>>51439047
Threaded.

>>51435523
>>51435672
Nice.

>51439015
Cringe

>>51439015
based af, nice to see you again

>>51439015
Absolutely fucking based

>>51436314
He still does his nonsensical spam and slides
There was not that much in this thread
>>51438969
And then nothing happened
How disappointing like his datefagging

>>51438815
You're gay?