/biz/ - Business & Finance

who the fuck would rather huff paint cans instead of smoke a nice bowl of tasty cannabis? You beclown yourselves.

Actual thread
>>51430415
>>51430415

not even a 1% retrace after a 4% down day. WTF is this shit. The statistical probability of two 4% down days in a row is like .00000005%

there is no way its going lower today right?

oh no bobros, not like this

>>51430441
You snooze, you lose. Bake faster for me next time.

>>51430441
he beat you, shut the fuck up faggot

Market is about to flip red

So if inflation is higher than expected, which means money is becoming more worthless, why is everyone selling stocks and going into cash? I would expect the opposite to happen because no matter the value of cash, that share will still represent a degree of ownership over a company.

Then again I am retarded.

someone bought to get caught holding bags

How retarded would it be to park like 500 dollars in uvxy and just wait for a market crash? It's 500 I don't care if I lose.

GREEEEN

>>51430441
Delete it or else

>>51430441
Beseech'd

>>51430441
Search the catalog, zogbot.

>>51430456
No it’s a better thread

Sorry mumu, but it is for your own good.

>>51430441
Don't beclown yourself.

Also check QQQ computer

I guess it kind of makes sense for it to crab like this. No one wants to buy after what happened yesterday, but at the same time, no one wants to short after it has already gone down so much.

>>51430473
Green? Check again.

Any Intel fags know when/if I should buy leaps on it? It's at 52 week low today (and a 5yr low). Is it really this much of a turd?

BUDDY LOOK AT CEI
THERE ARE PEOPLE STILL HOLDING WITH AN AVERAGE ABOVE 3 AMERICAN DOLLARS

>>51430485
> [Open]
You couldn't even bother to clean up your copy/paste. Try harder next time.

>>51430472
I just dipped my toes in with 200 bucks wish me luck.

those 5min candles dont look good

>>51430463
Something something the FED will fight inflation.

>>51430499
Why bother with intel? If you want divy go with Pioneer or something. $7 paid out last month per share.

damn another day of getting bagged and tagged for me feels bad mang

Putin is meeting with Xi today in person....

STOCK MARKET FUNDING TOLD YOU THIS WAS COMING

Look at all of these bulls. Beclowned, the lot of you.

Simpleton mumu

>>51430510
I don't want a divvy I want to buy calls. This shit has to be oversold right?

Xi plane just landed for the meeting....

>>51430449
...there's still downside gains in crab markets, right?

>>51430500
wowee
i stopped shorting at $1 but there is no bottom huh

Having a weird day here

>>51430536
that's a very old tweet mang
mine is from today

>>51430463
Because interest rates going up means more expensive for companies to borrow capital, which means slower growth. Stock prices for the past 5 years have priced in a HUGE amount of expected growth, and that is now being called into question. Aside from that, you are correct, cash becoming less valuable = everything valuated in cash should go up, but it's an equation with multiple factors. The dollar falling is pushing stocks up, but interest rates rising is pushing them down harder.

OMG ITS RED!!! SELL EVERYTHING!!!!

this is fucking bullshit

>>51430544

thank god double bottom confirmed. Up from here

OIL seems to have shaken of the contagion of yesterday's dump. Let's go

fake red. bear trap. going to moon today.

I just want this to be the bottom

Is that so much to ask?

IM SO CONFUSED PICK A FUCKING GENDER ALREADY MARKET!

>>51430534
>This shit has to be oversold right?
No. Its a potentially dead company soon. Theyre losing business to amd, money is mostly going to the new fab foundries, lost out on 7 nm. Theyre at a point where every expects them to drop divy and continue to shed business. If they dont get it together theyre quickly getting killed.

>>51430463
essentially the entire game is about growth, everything is speculation. right now growth is looking pretty bad.

First time outside China in years...

>>51430556
aaaand it's green again. Remember always invert this jew

ETH merge in ~12 hours

Its not looking good bros.
Thread theme:
>https://youtu.be/1lWJXDG2i0A

>>51430588
>masks
what cucks

Asked this in the deleted thread already, but why do cryptotards invest in crypto for the "big gains" when they can just use leverage as a poorfag in stocks?

>>51430534
next area of support is 20-24
they going down more

>>51430588
did they just paint the concrete red instead of honoring GLORIOUS LEADER with real thick pile?

>>51430597
I can't even believe this picture lolllll

Red One
Bobo (oh, yeah)

You had a little bit too much, much Green
All of the people start to rush.
Start to rush buying
A dizzy twister dance
Can’t find my sell button or cash
Where is my portfolio? I lost my gains, gains

What’s going on, on this market?
I love the stock market, baby, but I can’t see straight anymore.
Keep it cool, what’s the name of crash?
I can’t remember but it’s alright, a-alright.

[Chorus:]
Just dance. Gonna be Bobo
Da-doo-doo-doo
Just dance. Spin that record Bobo.
Da-doo-doo-doo
Just dance. Gonna Crash
Duh-duh-duh-duh
Dance. Dance. Dance. Just dance.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgdGDR15qgs

test

>>51430605
You keep posting this song and it's not even good

AQB bag holders getting what they deserve. Fuck your mutant fish.

>>51430448
Light green futures means blood red day. Welcome to the clown world, chucklefuck.

>>51430628
their best investor video

Thread theme
https://youtu.be/N0VycMkahUs

Today won't be as bad as yesterday, which is a shame. Next latter down won't be till Oct. See you then.

??????????????????

>>51430609
Crypto is an IQ filter. Those not willing or able to understand options gets wrapped up in cryptocuckery.

>>51430555
great explanation, but also investors are often incentivized to sell their stock and get into the bond market, which is inversely correlated and a much safer avenue to hedge against inflation.

>>51430643
>webm
how? why? what?

>AQB

yesterdays dow crabbed at 31500 for a few until it shit another 300, is 31000 todays crab line? stay tuned to WHO WANTS TO BE A THOUSANDAIRE

CAT WAVING GOODBYE PATTERN
SELL IT ALL
IT'S FUCKING OVER

we back to green ay?

>>51430643
What the Fuck

ITS FUCKING GREEEEEEN BUY EVERYTHING!!!!

>>51430653
kek

My hogs are looking real lean bros...

i am an accumoolatooor of small caps at these dollar prices (shitty debt ridden biomemes not included)

jesus that nasdaq is so fucking violent today

>>51430681
Thanks for the view. One step closer to monetization

I don't respect anyone itt. Just dont.

>>51430643
Yo wtf?!?

>>51430555
the dollar falling has nothing to do with stocks idk why people continue with this correlation, yields are driving the market moves dollar is plastered right now like oil prices just getting dicked around but in no way are they correlated. Prove me wrong outside of your theories I want empirical evidence

>>51430696
gl bro

>>51430643

Anime girls with nice butts.

Fuck this gay earth I lost 6k and went all cash yesterday, I firmly belive the bottom will be October 30th.

6$ SOXL get ready you fags

Well, I feel beclowned now.

>>51430701
Same here fren. Fuck you too

ROUND AND ROUND AND ROUND WE GO
WHERE WE STOP, NO ONE KNOWS!

>>51430609
Because they believed the meme that one of these intensely monitored, increasingly regulated tokens, which only 5% of the population are autistic enough to bother using outside of exchanges, were going to be the new global stateless secure frictionless currency, and that their growth was driven by global adoption of this idea rather than simple gambling in a low inflation zero interest environment.
Those remaining still believe it, despite 2022. Enough said.

>>51430701
Same, but I still hope we all make it anyway

aaaaaaaaaa why is it gween

>>51430723
>October 30th
>Sunday

>>51430643
DOES ANYBODY HAVE AN ACTUAL EXPLANATION OF WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON? I'VE SEEN THIS WEBM SO MANY TIMES AND NOBODY HAS EVER EXPLAINED WHAT IS HAPPENING

anyone got a good website for gamma exposure?
zigz.io isn't working for me anymore

>>51430733
you lil bitch

>>51430701
I'm not feeling the love. 200 dollars uvxy holding until crash.

lmfao some nigga out there sending BOMBS to people about Mark Zuckerberg and the evil rise of VR and academia
interesting times

And just like that.... just like that, stonks go UP UP UP!!! I hope y'all bought the dip!

>>51430762
just a poor man's Kaczynski

>>51430750
that webm is 2 anons beclowning themselves.

>>51430741
>BHS
is it delisted yet?

What are Shemitah niggers doing today?

SOXL isn't breaking the resistance at 12?
I am waiting to collect at 10 but it is not dropping

5 year bottom in?

>>51430764
Nigga shit yo fatass down. This is far from over. You will come to realize in this next decade the bear will be king.

Who the fuck is buying? Zoomers?

>>51430754
Yes. https://youtu.be/ePYZXAkzYzc

crazy how hedgies use AAPL to prop up the market

>>51430783
Honestly that's on me, I was cleaning up and misfiled that one in my "altcoins" folder. Have an Avax pepe instead.

>>51430609
Either retarded, or just long blockchain, or trading the volatility, or they are gambling, like buying a lottery ticket.

>>51430793
yeah you and jim cramer are going hit it big in the market
haha
>>51430449

>>51430748
Futures *are* open on Sunday

>>51430574
Bro the Biden Admin just put in an $80/barrel price floor. Im thinking time to start accumulating again.
https://www.zerohedge.com/energy/biden-admin-reportedly-ready-refill-strategic-petroelum-reserve

>>51430720
I've got you covered Anon. So who is ready for supply chain disruption 2 electric boogaloo?

I have been holding my 5QQQ for an entire day and still did not 10x my money, wtf I am gonna get raped if I hold it for more than a day

>>51430801
thank you this was helpful

>TSLA has almost regained all of its losses from yesterday
why the fuck won't this company die
who is buying at these retarded prices

guh, what's going on with this market?

>>51430886
Imagine 224,000 tons of ass on your face

>>51430911
it's crabbing you fucking terrorist

>>51430911
Dow bounced from 31000 psychological support aka august low

I have been beclowned by this market. Fuck you mumus.

>>51430463
>Loses value of inflation on purchasing power
>Loses value of inflation + Market loss on purchasing power.

Geez, I wonder why.

Welcome to Coomer's Anonymous. Jerome you are first.
>Hi everyone, my name is Jerome and I love to coom.
(Everyone): Hi Jerome.
>Cooming is more than just an addiction to me, it's my job. I have to coom in the market or inflation won't be transistory. I have to coom in bonds yields or the US will default on it's debt. Who's going to coom in bonds? Yellen? Warren? No, it is my patriotic duty to coom in all your investment vehicles. It's what makes uranium futures for physical delivery glow green. You need my coom. I can't stop for the good of the American people.
Jerome, you don't seem to understand, this is a recovery grou-
>No YOU don't understand. WHO IS GOING TO COOM IN THE S&P500? Trump? No his dick is tiny like a childs and Biden only fingerbangs kids these days and that's when he remembers the current year.
Bu-
>I know I know, it's not good for me to be cooming in every derivative and I think I got a STD from the gangbang with bitcoin and those defi sluts. Agh, those are some dirty birds. Cooming in the shorts makes me feel the best, they never last long and if they get margin called while you are inside they tighten up like a fucking vice. You want a bull market you got to coom bull amounts. I inject pure testosterone directly into my dick. I've had erections that last days if not weeks. I do it for the little frog guys that can't get a gf to coom in much less coom in TSLA. If not me then who?
You seem to have some self-sacrifice issues with this, what about the other Fed Presidents? You don't have to carry all this cooming weight. How long does your heart have left?
>Fuck. You are right. I'll be lucky if I make it to 2023 when I promised interest rate increases. I'm not stopping though, I will coom this market around one way or another, so help me God.
Hmm, okay clearly we have some work to do. Who do we have next... Mr. Bobo? This can't be right.

>>51430899
Thanks. Feel free to comment videos you want to see. My next will be the diff between schedule 80 and schedule 40 pipe. Also smash that like and subscribe you know how it goes

>>51430750
Its a scripted video about parasites

>>51430926
>Ben Garrison logo completely untouched

>>51430617
I just caught a 3 day ban for a picture of some pumpkins. Fuck jannies.

>>51430904
same people that buy every new iphone first day

>>51430926
I hate you so much crabby.

>>51430448
>statistical probability
As much as algofaggos wish it were true, markets aren't driven by some kind of statistical distribution especially in times of distress. They're driven by the euphoria and madness of men

>>51430952
stop advertising your boomer shit

>>51430968
y-you too

>>51430953
>scripted video
So theyre all just acting then...?

>>51430955
JANNIES!!! SOMEONE POSTED AN OFF TOPIC POST THAT ISN'T ABOUT PEE PEE POO POO HIDDEN TIGERS OR STINKY PONIES!!!!! DO SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!

>>51430985
No retard

>oil

What pattern is this?

Kek landlords fucked

finna short starbucks since they're up a lot and about to spend a lot of money while somehow nearly doubling earnings

>>51430667
Really don’t understand how anybody could be bullish on AQB. Look at how people react to eating lab grown meat or eating bugs.

>>51431023
I think it's called a the fed pattern

>>51431023
v for victory

>>51431023
pinching crab claw

>>51431029
Idk isn’t it about to be pumpkin season?

Wave 2 is complete??

>>51430955
this is a STAUNCHLY anti-pumpkin thread anon

Jerome splashes water on his face in a seedy hotel bathroom and straightens his tie in the mirror, his right eye twitches a few times. He gives himself a shake and steps out of the bathroom. The scene is grim, needles and bongs litter the sleazy hotel room not to mention all the condoms and semen everywhere interspersed with the most rancid whores imaginable, the kind 2scoops would hire. All the Fed presidents, women included, just ran the biggest drug fueled train on the market imaginable. The market is whimpering in the corner about shrinkflation while jizz leaks out of every hole. Once the condoms ran out everyone just fucked the market raw, he smirks as he remembers the market begging them not to. Several of the other junkie prostitutes are passed out about the room and he has to step over them on his way out. It won't be long before they start to wake up and find the pile of dead chinese ones with Evergrande branded on their asses in the bathroom tub. Jerome walks over to the market and bends down and whispers, "Come back when you need more QE, bitch." and spits in her face. Smiling as he walks out he remembers he needs to return some video tapes. He heads down to the hotel office to pay them 9 billion dollars for the hotel stay on his fake CC under Hunter Biden's name. "What about black unemployment?" he says out loud on his way down, mimicking Janet Yellen's raspy old woman voice and laughs to himself.

>>51431055
3-5 BROS WWA??!?!?

>>51431043
pumpkins won't save them from unionizing and worker shortages
>w-we'll help pay off your student loans from your meme degrees

>>51431055
your trend is off my man zoom out and see the real pattern

the anon who drew the cuck & handjob formation on PRTY seems to have been correct thus far

still not too late to join the PRTY

>>51430955
Janny is so fat it's getting triggered by images of vegetables

>>51431055
What is this?

This market is some GRADE AAA BULLSHIT

>>51431102
Pumpkin are fruit, anon.

>>51431102
>....

>>51431066
Checked and kek’d

>>51431111
Your a fruit

Bear trap?

>>51431099
The fact PRTY hasn't crashed and Halloween is weeks away, I'm still bullish.

>>51431111
Checked, and saving Peter

>>51431105
Dow jones scenario

>>51430854
Remember when trump filled the fucker for like $30 per barrel?

>>51431055
this goes to my 'TA Fails' folder

>>51431130
Technical autists out in full force, these are the same retards who said everything was technically underpriced last November and that the January slide was a bear trap

im done for the day. 1 hour 40 mins. regards paper trader anon.

profitable day on paper but i have some issues with taking profit. i start to fuck around with the stop loss etc

did a good sell but i need to define it so i dont keep emotionally moving randomly.


my live account is all in bear nasdaq so i need a big sour hour. thx for reading my blog.

>>51430854
>talked about price ceiling for months
>introduced price floor instead
3D sudoku

Dow jones takes support at 31000 psychological level and august low

>>51431149
He wanted to, but the commies, Jews, and commie Jews in congress (that is, Pelosi, Schumer, and Sanders) refused it. "Bailing out big oil" they said.

The MELTUP will now resume.

>>51431108
Was a 4% run down not good enough for you greedy fucks? You niggers keep making fun of bulls for wanting to see line go up in perpetuality, but your own retarded greed stops you from taking profits when sqqq/puts print because of the reddit tier logic of 'you ain't seen nothing yet'
God, I hate permaniggers so much

lmao remember when we were red this morning?

And just like that, the market is REVIVING!

>>51431027
Death to all HELOC boomers.

Bobos. We have been beclowned.

>>51431198
What bears don't get is that there's no recession. There's no fundamental justification for the SPX to not be at 6000 right now except rate hike FUD, but people are continually underestimating the strength of the US economy. We aren't even below the technical bear market threshold of 20%. The SPX is LITERALLY in a bull market.

>>51431177
next stop june low

My HYMC bag is letting me down.

What would be the crab equivalent of a meltup/meltdown?
Meltside?
Meltstill?

friendly reminder that bears always overstay their welcome

>>51431223
Oh yeah, whatever happened to the HELOCalypse?

>>51431234
Yeah with retards like this I'm okay not closing my shorts. Plenty of that sweet sweet retard money still in the market

>>51431262
You will be seething EoY when we're at ATH

>>51431173
Gotta love this admin. Textbook bait and switch. My GUSH is very happy.

yesterday was pure blood red, terrible day. cant the market just have 2 red days in a row. why this bullshit?! I WANT TO SEE LOWER BEFORE I BUY

>>51431262
>I am a special boy and not one of the retards

whatever dude this shits gay anyways

>>51431282
>Giga Q4 2021 & Q4 22 double top
Oh baby.

seems like some 1st year Quant just got fired today for losing his firm money on FOMO

>>51431173
>>51430854
It's a bizarre policy, especially with CPI still running hot.

I've seen suggestions it's about protecting US oil growth (i.e. Buffett tapped a shoulder and reminded someone about OXY), generating political cover ("we wanted to buy at 80! Darn, guess we now have to refill it at 120 now"), or getting ahead of OPEC ("you put in a floor at 80 or we put in a floor at 90"). Whatever the reason, I think it's here to stay.

>>51431295
You bobo's got too cocky. Face the music, it's over for you. Baggot went short and you really thought the market was going to let him make money. You're a bobo in a mumu's world.

31600 target

Looks like the bottom is IN, just like that the NDX-100 will never break 12K anymore. Only massive bullrun from now on.

>>51431327
I should add baby mumu heads on top of the other orcs

>>51431337
We still haven't even hit last week's lows.

>>51431345
That would be fantastic.

>>51431337
The bottom is not in. We still have Friday's freight rail strike. We can go lower.

>>51431394
It's going to take a while. I'm on vacation for the next week with family visiting (and I don't think they want to watch me edit and render /smg/ meme webms). I'll keep it in mind though...

>>51431397
Fridays rail strike wont affect things immediately though. that will be downstream

>>51431397
>rail strike
Nobody cares

>>51431397
priced in

>>51431397
Is there a term for when women show each other off like that?

>>51431424
whoring?

who in their right mind is actually buying right now. honestly. outside of BLUE and VRNA of course.

Shit is this the time to sell Oil?

>>51431410
>>51431407
It will be immediately canceled by Congress.

>>51431445
Are OIL stocks currently pricing in WTI below $80 or above $80?

>>51431182
I thought he just took the money out of the military budget and told the commies and jews to fucking stick it?

>>51431443
Brainlets

>>51431458
>I thought he just took the money out of the military budget
You can't just "take money out of the military budget" to gamble on /CL. That's not how that works (unfortunately).

>>51431443
me. reloaded some metalz

>>51431458
I am going to need you to calm down with the antisemitism my dear tripnigger

will watching the big short and wolf on wallstreet everday for a week make me a good stockster?

>HKD is up 60% today
clearly a bottom signal

>>51431522
No, but Margin Call will.

What's the fastest 2x on the stark market? Is it also the easiest 50% loss?
>Longing options expiring this week

>we're expected to get to 4.5% interest rate
how far will stocks keep falling

Bobos...dare I say...are we....did we just....

>>51431522
no but this will

>>51431532
WHERE THE FUCK IS ERIC DALE

>>51431066
Post the one where Yellen is getting whipped by Warren dressed as an Indian

BLUE bros...methinks word may have leaketh'd

I was watching anime tiddies when the pump happened and I forgot to buy calls. Never being a coomer ever again

>>51431445
Why would now be the time to sell oil? The US just put a price floor in and is going to refill the SPR.

Also, where my DVN Dandies at?

how are we enjoying our slop today boys
the fed changed their mind since king fauci declared the "virus" is over despite only a third of men getting vaccinated and fled the capital now conventional "wisdom" dictates that we need austerity as the markets are crashing and prices are going through the roof because inflation has to be 2% like the lords have decreed
of course when oil is a quarter of the basket that they are referring to that can never happen during an energy crisis in europe but the iron bank will fix that

>>51431574

>>51431322
Does he really have a choice? They need to be refilled. 80 is as good as any number, didn't have to announce it I guess

>>51431538
Gotta trade like david lo pan

>>51431574
Take the chi retention anon. The less your body cooms, the more knowledge your mind will consoom. You will be unstoppable

>>51431590
Meds.

Inverse head and shoulder pattern?

>the cd rates already went up again

>>51431542
Sir, we closed his company phobe already, it’s best to check the strip club

>>51431553
Loud smacks echo through the airy corridors of the large summer home in the Hamptons interspersed with squeals and moans. Jerome is holding an old school VHS recorder in one hand and covering his mouth with the other to hopefully keep from throwing up again. He tries to maintain his composure and steady the camcorder but the market fellating him, covered in his first upheaval, is not making it easy. The market gags and slurps his massive inflationary schlong, it gets larger with every print. The head going well into the market's esophagus with each stroke. Concentrating on his task at hand he pans between the three "participants", Janet Yellen, completely nude, skin hanging like rotted slabs of meat, is in the center on all fours, yelping like a bitch in heat while the biggest doberman pinscher Jerome has ever seen rails her dusty snatch mercilessly. Periodically Elizabeth Warren, dressed as a full blood Cherokee squaw, will pelt Janet with a whip when her moans die down. One particularly hard lash causes a curse of "Black unemployment!" to escape Janet's thin and obvious Jewish lips. Soon the doberman begins to near completion and thrusts his bulbous pecker to the base and knots Yellen causing a convulsion that looks to have killed the bitch, that or she passed out. Warren is cackling and prancing around then takes a giant piss on them both. Jerome has now seen it all, the other Fed Presidents won't fucking believe this shit, not even after that last hooker gang bang with them and the market. He puts his camcorder down and shoves the market's head forward hard to nut deep in her stomach. "Does this inflation FEEL transistory, you fucking slut?" he smirks and unloads as she starts to asphyxiate from lack of air.

>>51431538

>>51431443
Me, because I'm not a pussy.

If the oil floor really is in, what's a good upstream oil company that isn't already pumping? PS I only buy American; Europe can freeze this winter.

>>51431629
See

>>51431522
No those movies encourage holding losers. Holding losers is low percentage and bad practice.

>the one year bond yield is 3.975%
HOLD THE FUCKING LINE
DON'T YOU DARE HIT 4%

>>51431629
>>51431660

>>51430418
>get £1k bonus
>portfolio decreases by the same amount
>get £4k bonus
>portfolio decreases by the same amount
>get promotion
>portfolio tanks
the universe just doesn't want me to be free

>>51431443
I bought today.

wut buy?

>>51431680
>>51431660
It's called the dick n balls pattern.

>>51431445
now is the time to buy OIL. There's going to be a price floor of $80 and SPR dumps are going to cease soon.

>>51431695
5QQQ

>>51431656
I will COOM IN THIS BITCH FUCKKK. Shit like this makes me get distracted

>>51431687
So you have more money to buy at lower prices. That’s a blessing anon

>>51431680
Why used a fro head that looks like a bush to represent the head? How could any artist or editor look at that and think “ahh, this is obviously a head and shoulders, arms and a torso”. I’m sure seeing this will make niggers feel better about their poverty and ignorance.

God I want this strike to happen badly. Not only are trans hard, but the trans community can’t even get time off for bereavement. Trans people are fired for not showing up because they at a funeral. Fuck mentally ill faggots and support the trans people

>>51431687
sounds like fiat fundamentals are working perfectly.

PRTY gonna go green today?

>>51431657
Just buy GUSH or NRGU

>>51431689
>>51431656
fuck it so did I

>this low volume

>>51431456
>It will be immediately canceled by Congress.
On a midterm election year, Democrats backstabbing a core constitute group? You might be right. However, the railroads fired/walked out a lot of their employees with VAX mandates.
>https://www.wowt.com/2021/10/15/union-pacific-railroad-enacts-federal-vaccine-mandate/
Also, these negotiations have been going on for four years. With the RR telling them to 'fuck their working conditions'
>https://truthout.org/articles/railroad-workers-appear-ready-to-strike-after-rejecting-contract-recommendations/

>>51431720
Anon do not coom in the 2D girl, step away from the waifu sir.

So far the inverse head and shoulder pattern is working

>>51431610
>>51431648
its all in the reflexes

>>51431739
Now this is based. Remember, small money will grow into BIG juicy fat money over time.

>>51431734
absolutely. call me a schizo but the retard candles that were coming up yesterday were consistent with my experience of some institution/whale accumulating

>>51430762
wtf is this schizo shit jej

AEVA

>>51431322
Checked and it's literally clownworld.
>run higher deficits with "inflation reduction act"
>put a price floor under oil
The Admin fights the fed at every turn. It has to be done on purpose right? They can't genuinely be this dumb right?

>>51431739
Fuck it we gaan.

Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0zBen_kevM

>>51431756

...and now its a regular h&s

>>51431768
Fat juicy anime tits are higher priority.

>>51431756
Volume is wrong, won’t break out

>>51430762
sanest META shorter

>>51431443
I bought yesterday, it seemed like the obvious thing to do.
Today is a bit more uneasy for me to consider buying more of my current positions.

>>51431768
I will suck on those juicy MILKERS

>>51430510
What ticker

>>51431812
>>51431787
>>51431768
actually been day trading both ways and skimming QQQ

>>51431812
>tattoos
Disgusting.

>Every thread full of retarded off-topic partialism
>Market is insane and full of losers
It all makes sense

buy the dip

>>51431850
>going hard right before a rate hike

>>51431834
WHO WHO is behind this?

>>51431850
Good thing i did not buy yet

My Korean Waifu (gookfu or simpley gf for you newfags) is coming back to the US of A in 2 more weeks! I need a quick play that'll turn 50k into 2 million so we can have a nice party for her.

>>51431850

>>51431850

>>51431850
...SHIT

this crabbing on low volume makes me extremely nervous

>>51431850
Jfc what fucking retards give that tranny their money to invest?

>>51431850
>>51430449
There's only one other option that it could be now

>>51431850

"no"

>>51431850
>cathie buying
top signal

>>51431875
all in WISH $1 calls since it's being bought out for sure

>>51431850
female brain strikes again

>>51431850
Shit, did we not stay innovative /smg/?

>>51431913
muh lines

>>51431913
zoom out retard

>>51431850
A monkey throwing poop at a list of stocks to buy would probably do a better job than Woods

>>51431925
The best epiphany I ever had was realizing all women are children. Without male puberty they never mature into adults and stay eternal children.

Breaking News: IAM DISTRICT 19 SAYS TENTATIVE AGREEMENT HAS BEEN REJECTED AND THE STRIKE AUTHORIZATION VOTE WAS APPROVED BY IAM DISTRICT 19 MEMBERS

>>51431915
it truly is over

>>51430555
>The dollar falling

>>51431850

>>51431850
SHIT I just boughted
jk, I bought oil, get rekt shitty Cathie

oh look, it's lunch time

>>51431641
Kek!

Here is source

>>51431919
How much theta do I need?

>>51431964
Isn't Joe Brandon gonna buy at 80$ per barrel tho? Isn't better to buy later?

>>51431994
corn pops is gonna pump all the oil out of the reserves until after the midterms

>>51431994
$80 is the floor and they are only "hoping " to buy at those levels.

>>51431994
That's the price he wants, not necessarily the one he'll get

>>51431985
Why doesn't Joe Biden just do an E.O. telling the railroads they have to guarantee 10% pay raises every year? The strike could be avoided and the unions would be in a position to agree.

>>51431820
pxd.

>>51432021
>>51432033
>>51432036
Thanks bros, time to become an oil baron again

>>51431875

>>51431913
>>51431931
>>51431943

lines: 1
your bags: 0

Just to let you know UAN operates their own rail cars fertilizer bros...

I bought puts, so we should rally now

>>51431985
>waggie waggie get back in cagie

>>51432072
Nice try fooling the scrapers faggot

>>51432072
I'm currently watching wow porn so I'm not doing anything. Expect the market to do something crazy

>>51432048
They’d immediately take that to a friendly court and get a judge to throw it out as unconstitutional. No, there will be a strike and Brandon will look like a buffoon trying to manage it. His only move now is to railroad act the unions and scab them with the military which will be it’s own hilarious series of blunders watching enlisted service members trying to organize a rail yard and trains.

My outs will print, inshallah.

>>51432084
>YFWDBWDSM

>>51432070
Might be worth double checking that they are in control of everything - cars, engines, tracks, signals, etc. If this strike hits, it won't just be Norfolk Southern conductors or whatever, it'd be every union and fuck every level of rail infrastructure.

>>51432069
needs more lines please
i'm not quite getting it

>>51432136
>>51432136>>51432136

I'm watching for nothing, dows gonna end slightly green

>>51432084
the market always inverses me

>>51430750
You've literally been trolled by pajeets playing with some dead fish and an eel.

>>51431953

>>51430449
Bullish

>>51431861
It's not happening, mortgages are already at 2008 level, it's over, only ECB is going into recession, screencap this