/biz/ - Business & Finance

All in SQQQ. How rich will I be buy closing (when I wake up)?

>Futes

lets go down boys

we told you people not to get involved in that

Oh baby yeah, I am all on AMD and I am gonna be bitch
HECK YEAH

AEVA

>>51429000
Checked

>>51429000
Digits (earlier digits, made first) says this is the real thread: >>51428996
Digits (earlier digits, made first) says this is the real thread: >>51428996
Digits (earlier digits, made first) says this is the real thread: >>51428996

>>51429040
>and I am gonna be bitch
not wrong

>>51429014
All in 5QQQ, fight me

>>51429044
No links though. Can you retards stop making so many threads.

>>51429044
Should posted your link faster, retard

Engulfing bear on weekly qqq

ppi literally does not matter if cpi is showing inflation isnt cooling

do i buy oil now

>>51429066
what matters is that the goyim thinks it matters so he can be liquidated with scam pumps and dumps

>>51429080

So PPI did nothing, huh?

>>51429040
>I am gonna be bitch
this anon fucks

>tfw you realize oil prices are significantly higher than last year in the fall still
Anons, the upcoming cpi yoy numbers are going to pump, aren't they?

>>51429044
lol get fucked bobo, checkdd tho

Posting it again because I was late in the previous thread:
I still got half of my portfolio in TMV. Up 25% now. What do I do? Sell a bit now? Sit tight? My price target is much higher than that. Bought some TMF to hedge but Thinking I should take some off the table to trade it and buy more once it goes lower

>>51429080
Yes, it's on fire sale

We have teams of weaselly lawyer kikes and statistician kikes as far as the eye can see at the US Dept of Kikery to perpetually manipulate the goyim at our will

>>51429080
Ehhhh probably not. Inflation continuing even at current fuel prices suggests that QT must be larger and more persistant, leading to demand destruction for oil.

why are there so many INTC shills but no META shills? do people hate the metaverse shit so badly that it clouds their judgement of META?

CLF can ride out the storm.
I'm buying CLF.

>>51429109
>"fire sale" before the next lockdown for gaysex or covid 2

>>51429121
META is dead and mark zuckerberg is a retard

>>51429121
ITNC is a shit company that many others still rely on, META is an utterly dispensible meme company with a dying buisiness model, desperately trying to save itself by trying to push people into a virtual theme park even though nobody wants it.

>>51429127
Remember when people ITT thought they were going to get rich off of gay sex?

>>51429121
Not just here. META is literally getting shit on from everywhere. Literal harvard professors are writimg articles of how they can be better ceos than Zuckerberg. FTC tried to sue them on literally garbage tier grounds with the beat Saber case. It's clear they're a scapegoat. But I agree, hard undervalue and they've made som3 crazy good moves people haven't seen.

As a europoor market hours from 15.30- 22h are pretty confy. I always wonder how west coaster even trade with every event in the middle of the night or during work

>>51429121
>metaverse
was a shitty idea to save an already failing company.

>oilchuds falling for another dead cat bounce on the way down

>>51429000
Is that an 11th gen? lmao

>>51429162
they made a 100% return in less than 2 months
or I did, at least

>>51429162
Oh yes, yes I remember those days.

I am on my 4th shit this morning and it’s not even 9.

Market is giving 1/3 odds of 100bps. I still think this is unlikely.

>>51429162
Culturally enriched maybe

>>51429187
I mean I got a sick return too, but I got out. There's still people in here who think gay sex is still going to be a thing. We're going to ban gay marriage, and start executing faggots once the Ultra Maga Republicans sweep the mid-terms.

>>51429157
>dying business model
you really think people will stop using WhatsApp / Messenger / Instagram? they haven't even begun monetization of WhatsApp, and I respect them for at least TRYING to innovate instead of unceremoniously stagnating like GE.

>>51429202
I’ve been turtling my 3rd shit for about an hour now. It’s the only butthole pleasure I allow myself. I can definitely feel spots where it’s touched my underwear because when I sit down I can feel my undies stick to my asscheek

Encore sisters....

>>51429204
if it does, they'll leak it to WSJ after retail sales data comes out before the meeting, just like last time
if they don't leak it to WSJ before Weds, then it will be 75
could be as late as Tuesday when it's leaked, like last time

>>51429196
Old man, do you remember Lunch Bro? I think the day we lost Lunch Bro was the day /smg/ started to turn into shit.

>>51429238
I forgot about retail sales, that is a big release still to come.

>>51429168
META has always been the black sheep of FAANG because people can't separate their personal emotions of "i hate social media, it makes the world more toxic and stupid" from the reality that the company prints money.

>>51429215
I'm talking about a buisiness model based entirely on selling data and ad space, which just aren't viable without infinite capital propping up other retard companies that would pay facebook for these things. It doesn't fucking matter how many people use your website without a decent way to generate revenue off of them.

>>51429014
You’re a day late retard

wonder how much more of these rate hikes the housing market can even take. I'm already seeing 5% or more haircuts on houses in my area. if the level of interest rates stays high like this I'm not sure how long they can even hold out at their current prices before finally giving in to the reality

>>51429272
We're gonna retard pump today as the slurpers will buy Tsla, AAPL, NVIDA and Amazon en masse

limit down on open

Good thing I sold those BLUE $7.50 09/16 calls that will expire worthless in two days against my 2023 calls

>>51429285
Civilized peoples the world over stand united against this

>>51429215
>>51429261
Argument is basically that meta is a derivative business(it is right now, as is Google, and apple and Amazon are also trying to break into ads) that won't mak3 it through hard times vs how well can they utilize their war chest and current vr monopoly. I err on they'll be fine though.

Something something soxl owners beclown yourselves

I think Meta is retarded as fuck but I wouldn't be surprised if it prints crazy money. Do you know how many Karen's are going to buy virtual dogs and houses? Candy crush makes 1
5B a year... people are fucking retarded

>>51429261
by this logic, do you also dislike GOOGL? it seems like your argument is "advertisement spending is cyclical so therefore META is fucked", which isn't a bad take.
>It doesn't fucking matter how many people use your website without a decent way to generate revenue off of them
the thing is I feel like the sheer volume of people who use FB products is hard to wrap my head around. 3 billion people, almost half the fucking planet, uses at least one. whatever "small revenue" they currently generate per user still adds up to a lot.

>>51429308
FDA approval coming any day now. Risky bidness my man

holy fuck INTC is funny over the last 5 years

>>51429314
Google also has big, big buisiness on the server end. I'm not saying META will die, but they will eat shit.

SPY range for today predictions, anyone?

>>51429243
I hope he's happy with the new job arrangement. Good ol' lunch bro. Somebody should pick up the torch for him.

>>51429346
Google is also going to badly suffer, but they have other solid revenue streams on the server end and even lucrative government contracts.

>>51429355
Maybe touch 395 a couple times then down to 390 by friday

>>51429351
LOL google cloud isn't profitable lmao and it never will be. My gf works at Google as a dev adv and I've seen their expenses vs revenue. Google also had TONS of failed products, they have a literal Google graveyard dedicated to it

>>51429347
Yea if it poomps again I'll go diagonal and sell $10 10/21 calls against my 2023 calls. Is that too risky? Is it really gonna pooomp within the next month?

>>51429326
the thing I find funniest when people shit on "spending money on the metaverse" is when I point out that many of those same people happily spend money for cosmetic skins in CS:GO / Valorant / Fortnight, yet they then respond "but those are different"

ADTX? Hello?

My fag stocks have been getting raped the last few months, I'm now down 7 percent on them. I've had to bum a few fags in the ass to get over it. I was thinking of perhaps exiting my position temporarily to focus on more short term investments. I was looking at CNSL,the telecom company that has a monopoly/duopoly over multiple regions that is shifting to fiber from wireline. Has anyone else heard of this? Do any of you look at the Value Investor's club forum?

yeah can i get uhhhh soxl at 3.50 and i got a 2 for 1 coupon for that thanks

>>51429389
Microtransactions in fortnite, Diablo immortal, cs go etc etc... have time and time again proven fat retarded goy slop addicted retards will spend billions of dollars on a shiny skin for their vidya character while simultaneously saying meta or nfts are dumb (they are all dumb but most people are retards)

>>51429215
>whatsapp/messenger
will be replaced by telegram/signal
>insta
its decline started long ago, but tiktok is going to kill it for good

nat gas chads can we turn this ship around?

kinda weak price action given how momentous this support is supposed to be. Pretty much the last line in the sand until new lows

fake pump into dump today. screencap this post. and you owe me $500 bucks for getting it right.

>>51429445
When will KOLD drop into the $9's again? I wanna scoop some easy calls again

Today we shake out poorly positioned shorts before continuing our downward spiral into hell. Thanks for playing.

>>51429383
Pdufa date is Friday. It could literally gigapump anytime between now and then and mms would have to keep it below 7.5 cause of all the calls open

10 min till LMT DOWN

So stock market saved? My call is actually gunna win?

>>51429234
what is it

sold all my stocks. feeling comfy

murrican bigboys is jack in the box good fast food??

>>51429492
>>51429499
Yo.

>>51429505
Shit tier imo. Literally anything is better then jack in the crack

>>51429499
>My call is actually gunna win?
yes, in 2025

>>51429505
It’s ok. Try the tacos.

>>51429439
based
>>51429442
>telegram will replace whatsapp
i have never heard of anyone using that piece of shit for anything other than sketchy crypto pump & dumps
>tiktok will kill insta
i don't think so. i feel like it's SNAP vs insta all over again, and evidently insta won that one pretty convincingly.

>>51429505
they have curly fries which are nice.

Circuit breakers in the first 1hr of trading. Checkem.

>>51429467
Same. It looks interesting but I'm waiting for 9.5-10

Don't care, I'm still DCAing.

>>51429505
i think thats a west coast thing. us east coast chads don't know nuttin about that.

>>51429517
Expires in less than a month...

>>51429533
>digits

>>51429546
RIP

>>51429533

>>51429533
Oh shit checked.

Culvers is the real king of fast food.

>>51429389
Don't compare CSGO/DotA to any other game, when it comes to in game items and economy.
No other gamedev has such a long history in successfully creating a lasting market with items, that are almost fungible but also unique.
They forfeit short term profits unlike bluehole or others and allow third party trading platforms, to stabilize their market and watch out for their long term profits.
They've come under fire from regulators, boomer mobs and survived it.
They even created a tool to transfer wealth/items out of china to the us via buff+bitskins.

>>51429389
Keys and the market cut are small potatoes compared to the revenue of steam itself. Valve would not be viable if it was reliant on cosmetics in TF2 and CSGO, because although the markets are retarded, they aren't that big. What META proposes is VR second life. What makes you think it will be more popular than the existing second life?

>>51429533
ok but circuit breakers up right? RIGHT??

>>51429533
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>51429276
The reality: The principle cost of the house will reflect interest rates because people buy what mortgage they can afford to carry. High interest rates doesn't mean the cost of ownership is cheaper (downpayment excluded). So it doesn't matter. Only thing that will meaningful reduce cost of housing is building more homes to meet demand. This will never happen because politicians and landlord blocs (one and the same) form cartels to control housing. So we're fucked eternally.

>>51429108
sell for profit. be happy.

>>51429533
It’s the big one

>>51429153
If I didn’t know better, I would say that looks like a one Taylor Allison Swift

>best for the price
in n out
>top quality
shake shack

>>51429533
and that's a good thing!

Can you hear him on the horizon? He's coming.

How low can we go brothers

>>51429581
I would have agreed with you until I moved to texas. P Terry's > IN and out + shake shack in both categories
lets get ready for this gigadump amen.

OPEN THE FOOKIN MARKET

CAMON LETS MAKE SOME FOOKIN GAINS

>>51429584

so it begins

Green day.

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>51429182
please bounce ffs

hey

Today we heal

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>51429572
Bullshit. Payments are a function of price and rate, not just rate. Prices have to come down to make payments affordable.

>>51429538
Permabuyergang

What the fuck was that?!

What the fuck was that?!

I SEE A DIP, I BUY THAT DIP

Fuck intel AMD gang

t. Sent from my 3700x

>hey the market crashed 5% yesterday everything is totally different today!
thats a good cuck

>>51429563
>What makes you think it will be more popular than the existing second life?

Experience VR with a good quality headset and you'll figure it out

BOIL BROS LETS GOOOO

>>51429516
>>51429519
>>51429530
>>51429540

ok thanks. the chart is looking good they had good summer and yesterday held up too after a dump,

>>51429639
I DIP
YOU DIP
WE DIP

>vol pumping
>markets green

>>51429562
fair enough. the only game i've played that had cosmetic trading was TF2, so i concede that i don't know shit.
>>51429563
to be honest, i don't have any reason to believe that the metaverse stuff META is doing will work out. i just think that they're mature enough a business to not sunken cost fallacy their way into sticking with the metaverse even if they find out early on that it'll flop. if they do stick with it, i would assume it'll work though. i guess it's just blind faith that i think META isn't run by complete monkeys and has proven they know how to run a business.

BUDDY

Will Adobe face lower profitability due to digital content creators being phased out by AI content generation?

>>51429660
>Green

Spoke too soon buddy

ABORT!! CANCEL ALL ORDERS !!!

Secured the bag on my first 100 shares of intel. $30.76 average

wouldn't want to be a bulltard right now

>people in this thread thought we would be green today
you beclown yourselves

nobody wants your shitty overpriced bags. Market is now pricing in additional rate hikes meaning "Priced in" is literally incorrect regarding hikes. 10 year at the highs, dollar at the highs, QT at full speed, time to dump retard retail with a limit down day. Zero reason at all we are not below the lows at this point. You have to be a real monkey to look at the chart and say "this looks like a buying opportunity"

It's over bulls

>No rebound this morning
It's literally over.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>51429522
>sketchy crypto pump & dumps
maybe you should spend less time here
>i feel like it's SNAP vs insta all over again
it isn't. it's myspace vs facebook all over again. instas changes to the algo to emphasize video and make the feed non-chronological pissed everyone off, reels bombed hard, and influencer/creator accounts are just reposting their tiktoks now, in large part because insta has no monetization yet. their "gifts" bullshit that they're testing isn't it. half of the people I know are in digital marketing/advertising and they're barely paying attention to insta anymore

anyone still riding the zucktrain is a fucking idiot. they have the exact same problems that myspace did when that platform faceplanted, which are compounded by everyone actually hating them and wanting facebook to die already. who knows, maybe they can refocus around their core of right wing boomers, acquire pmurt's platform, and become the fox news of social media

Intel chads we’re green ina sea of red semis

what a beautiful dip, buy BUY

we were supposed to bounce today...

JIM BRANDON
>PULL UP
JIM BRANDON
>PULL UP

its actually over

Why my bags dumping?

>+0.03%
OUTTA MY WAY BOBO FUCKING SHITS

>>51429515
>>51429517
>>51429552
I sold my call for a 25$ gain. I left out the part that I was mostly in puts. Muahahahhahaha thanks for giving me fomo cause it dropped hard in a few minutes.

>>51429000
I hate intel
Wtf are they wasting shekels on GPU
Cuckcores are trash

do not redeem my bastards

>>51429729
Lots of Bar Mitzvahs coming up. Nothing personal kid.

fucking crash already

>>51429742
lmao saved

>>51429744
Sir I have redeemed the calls sir

and we're back mumus

>INTC +0.01%

LETS FUCKING GO BOYS SMOKING BIG DOINKS TONIGHT

>>51429742
can't make competitive SoCs without good GPUs

>>51429746
*Hava nagila intensifies*

>>51429696
And yet futures are flat. Who the fuck is buying? I honestly want to know. Even institutions publicly acknowledge we're going lower. Is it seriously just robinhood zoomers who think buy the dip works every time because they've never experienced a downturn?

>LNG

>>51429753
Buddy, check NET computer.

Looking like a boring day. Picked up some FNGU at 7.55. Enjoy the crabbing

>>51429753
If you truly believe that go all in on calls expiring in 1 month. If you win congrats I'll be the first one to say that as a bear.

>>51429780
I only DCA into VOO

BROs why is this ELAN stock trading number #6 stock that institutions are trading with 23.6K options contracts???? Also it has cluster of insider buying yesterday..

>Elanco Animal Health Incorporated is an animal health company. The Company is focused in delivering products and services to prevent and treat disease in farm animals and pets.

What sort of shit are they going to release onto our food????

Next question.

Why is my portfolio up 15% when all I did was sell my gme bags and split it into a bunch of random penny stocks that sounded cooler?

TSLA PUMPING. How high can that p/e ratio go?

>>51429770
retail has little influence on the market, it's algos doing algo things

>Oil chugging along despite all the cringe and desperate FUD
Imagine how high it would skyrocket if Chinkie the Pooh stopped all his autistic lockdowns

>>51429795
It will keep going up as long as Reddit keeps putting their pocket money into it.

These slight bounces and price movements on the SPY are not good. Some one is about to get fucked hard.

Looks like a day of light green

I totally forgot I bought Twitter puts yesterday. That's a 75% return locked in for The Baggler!

>BULLETIN: U.S. stocks open higher Wednesday after sharpest Wall Street selloff in 2 years
>Check DJIA
>It's up 0.12%
>Check SPX
>It's up 0.14%
>mfw
Love this. We're fucking back. Recession is Joever.

>>51429820
It's gonna be you. It's always you.

>>51429820
yea- its still deciding what to do.

I have earned bussy god dammit

>>51429683
And we're GREEN! Don't bet against America!

>>51429820
You, figuratively, but not literally.

>SPY to 380
Not on my watch

Buy 1 393p, sell instantly within 5 seconds because scared. Make 11$ and SPY instantly pumps. Did i just learn how to BOG?

looks like yesterday was a beartrap, everything isnt as bad as it looks afterall. back to 430.

https://investors.aeva.com/news/news-details/2022/Aeva-to-Participate-in-Upcoming-Investor-Events-e8648e514/default.aspx

>>51429842

>>51429796
>retail has little influence on the market
Retail is a big part of the hyperbubble of the last 2 years. You're telling me algos pushed meme stocks to the moon? They pushed tesla to the most absurd p/e in history?

buy buy buy

>>51429858
>>51429849
>-0.04%
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH STOP IT PLEASE

Don’t fight the Fed, you might get hurt

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA IT WAS A BEAR TRAP IN A BULL TRAP

Is beclown even a word?

Intel chads we are winning. AMD is sinking. Still so much further down for AMD, a design company, to fall

>Falling for the first 30m opening pump

People don't still do this.... right?

>>51429893
It's actually a bull trap in a bear trap in a bull trap

>>51429874
>>51429858
>>51429849
>>51429844
>>51429842
>>51429893
mumu OUT THE FUCKING WAY
>>51429895
dont beclown yourself

>>51429796

retail absolutely influences the market through affecting gamma. See TSLA call buying and the dozens of billions those squeezes added to the stocks mcap

>>51429893
BEAR TRAP BULL TRAP GENETIC HYZBRID! THE HOROR!

WE RED NIGGER!

Anyone have news about the railroad strike?

>>51429895
Everything with "clown" in it is a word now.

Stand tall goys

>>51429875
Jerome is going to slowly inch the interest rate cock into place. First he will prep the market by talking about it or having the other Fed heads mention it in interviews. His growing erection straining to be released from his pleated pants. The market will whimper a little and start to produce lubrication, maybe say to stop and try to push him away. At that point it's too late to resist, there's no running away from Jerome's bedroom. With lust in his eyes, nothing will deter Jerome from his task. He has come to put our financial woes to rest. To do that he'll have to take the market to a place it's never been before, a place of pain but also pleasure. He will open the market up with a small interest rate hike, just a teaser to the full event. Rub it around the outside and push gently at the entrance. There will be a yelp of pain and maybe a moan or kick. Soon the whole tip, a 0.5% hike thrust into the market prodding and stretching the first few inches. Probing deeper until there's a slight resistance of the market's hymen giving way. This is where the majority of the pain occurs, a little blood but Jerome can't stop now, he must finish this task. Pushing farther in each time, he finally feels himself bottom out the market with an eye rolling groan. Quickly, thrust after thrust will go fully in and out with load smacks as pelvis collides with pelvis, no whimpers or pleading will stop him. It will seem to the market like this period lasts forever, both parties will start to perspire and become desperate, panting and gasping for breath. Relief can only happen if the act is fully completed. Finally Jerome will explode deep into those depths with a loud final bestial grunt. The market will scream as stars dance across it's vision in simultaneous agony and ecstasy then promptly pass out, drooling and still twitching from aftershocks. Jerome will delve the market's nethers so thoroughly that it will feel empty after the final interest rate hike.

>>51429905
FUCK I ALREADY SOLD ALL MY PUTS IN THE FIRST 5s SECONDS OF OPENING BECAUE IT LOOKING BULLISH

>>51429935
thus, you have beclowned yourself

>>51429934
lmfao a classic

adtx down 30ish % and has had two halts

im gonna short when unhalt

regards paper trading cuck

>>51429864
>>51429911
those are outliers. retail can affect individual stocks and adds some liquidity, but the overall direction of the market is determined by algo

>>51429935
Thanks for playing.

Love seeing the semiconductor companies that manufacture their own chips green, and the overvalued semi companies that only design chips are red. So many AMD fags left to capitulate. I’m ready

>>51429920
Those dipshits will get called in they're not going to shut down anything.

>>51429895
>Is beclown even a word?
You've beclowned yourself for not knowing that it is indeed, an English word.
What have you to say for yourself, foreigner?

>>51429947
never mind inssufienct atdx to short lul

>>51429947
So that's a buy signal.

I looked it up and yes, beclown is a word. To make a fool of one's self. Which is me every time I try to trade :)

>>51429957
I'm an American.

front page of drudge today.
dont worry, buy the dip cause its all priced in and there wont be a dip bleh bleh bleh

>>51429832

ANOTHER Biden win :)

>>51429954
Americans just no longer have enough bum in them

>>51429957
Absolutely beclowned

>>51429972
its up 280% from two days ago

>>51429981
BTFD REDDIT APES

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST RESORT

OILFAM

im going back to sleep. not worth it to get up early. someone text me when spy is at 370

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4V1w9YBtew

>>51429993
Sadly, such beclownery is common these days.

>>51429977
>I'm an American.
Oh my...
>>51429999
checked.
only 280%? Wow, must be nice to make such small gains and not worry about the big moves...

>>51429981
The great reset is priced in

>>51429954
>Those dipshits will get called in they're not going to shut down anything.
America bros, why are we such faggots?

>>51430002
Fuck Joe "80 a barrel plz I beg you" Bidet

thinking about putting some gambling money on wish, what's the worst that could happen

>>51429981
>Boomers are bearish
God dammit I just want it to crash can they die already?

Fundamentals didnt change
Dividends is consistently high
Jews wont make me dump my bags

Meltup

>>51430069
™?

>>51430051
I'm still amazed they said their price target to refill the SPR. They really are fucking retarded.

>>51430058
based. fuck them. it's like they think making you lose money is their job

>>51430069
oh we are melting alright

>>51430069
NIGGA WE DOWN OVER 17.66% on the S&P this year. THIS AIN"T NO FUCKING MELT UP. IT'S CALLED A BEAR RALLY AND THESE RALLIES HAVE BEEN WEAK ASS BITCHES COMPARED TO THE OTHER BEAR MARKETS.

>>51430012
based and drain pilled

>>51430097
good morning to you fellow aqb chad

Pls no

>>51430044
sorry but below 1000oz you a slave

Maybe you guys are the fuckin clowns you ever think of that?

me stack cash. me no buy, not yet.

>>51430058
Based divie investor.

>>51430115
WAGMI fren

>Melt-uACK

>>51430111
did she died

market isnt really going up that much. maybe it has erectile dysfunction

>>51430137
I hope so anon

What is a good s&p index fund that costs less than $50? I want cheaper shares because I’m stacking in my Roth IRA and I can only contribute $6000 a year. The share price matters to me because I would like to stack them by the hundreds to sell covered calls on

>>51430138
It's a bull trap

>>51430111
what the fuck is going on here? how do you spaz out over blowing up a balloon? just how weak are women?

>>51430151
itot is the cheapest one i know of

>>51430058
The market's expectation of where rates would go and how long they would stay was wildly off. Financing is more expensive so any company with debt is less profitable and has worse earnings.

>>51430137
>>51430159
Seizure. Pretty common, actually.

>>51430120
stay here long enough
you become the clown
we are all clowns here

>>51430159
helium replaces oxygen

>>51430137
hopefully

>>51430166
I was more looking at schx

>>51430137
>>51430159
she's fine but her brain got starved of oxygen

>>51430154
no it's a crab

>>51430154
no it just needs help. buy some 0dte soxl calls to put it in the mood.

>>51430137
No. Just completely normal fun and games with nitrous oxide

>>51430058
got some divie recommendations?

>>51430185
why would he do it? god i hate thirdworlders so much

You know he lurks here

>hurr durr hurr just value invest.
>ANOTHER day of intel fucking me up the ass
why the fuck did I ever listen to boomers?

>>51430188
>>51430188
So it just turns you into a retard for a minute? What is that shit?

>>51430204
Bugmen aren't human.

>>51430106
SPX will be at 5500 this year. Inflation is rolling over. The market overreacted to an 0.2% miss.

>>51430182
options liquidity sucks on these two. spy for options.

>>51430201
NSC and UNP are going to be good buys.

>>51430211
it gets you high

>>51430210
You bought Intel you dumb fucking cunt

my 5QQQ is currently doing sumting

we double bottom son this bitch going down

>>51430201
O, INTC, CAT, BIP are my favorites

>>51430210
bro, we tried to tell you it's a value trap
you beclowned yourself

>>51430214
>SPX will be at 5500 this year

Look at this kid!!! haha

>>51430173
Doc I'm Pagliacci etc.

>>51430235
I hate fat people so much, it's unreal

>>51430230
She is not high she is having a retard attack
Is anyone holding LNG around here?

great i cant go back to sleep because its too late to do that. now i have to stay up and watch the market do nothing all day. fuck it im going back to sleep. see you losers later.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA STOP THE PUMP WE WERE SUPPOSED TO DUMPERINO ALL WEEK

>>51430281
you will not disrespect shodai like this

this nip nigger would break you easily

>>51430293
Suck his cock harder, faggot

>>51430291
Just need to bulltrap some more goyim first.

>>51430281
That man could lift you above his head and break you in half

>>51430230
ive done plenty of nitrous in my day and didnt look like i was seizing and dieing. this woman has no brain cells left

mumu you beclown yourself

>>51430308
Suck his cock too
>choke on it
(verification not required)

Extremely bullish kek: https://www.reuters.com/markets/us/us-mortgage-interest-rates-top-6-first-time-since-2008-2022-09-14/

>>51430323
are your puts doing a lil sth?

some dump bobo, thanks for giving me cheapies

>>51430312
it does do this depending on how concentrated you fill the balloon. shes also re-breathing a lot, its just temporary lack of o2

>>51430361
Cant you niggers just smoke weed like normal people

we're not gonna see 380 again are we? the market bottomed in june. stocktwits knows the fed has to pivot to avoid a major recession and they are all in calls getting rich.

i'm gonna call in sick to stare at graphs all day and masturbate

I wouldn't get too cocky this is some intense volatility today. Shemitah hasn't event ended yet.

Considering your poor performance this year, are you going to get yourself a Financial Advisor this year, /smg/?

>Lindsay Goldwert is a relationships, sex, and money journalist, host and author of Bow Down: Lessons From Dominatrixes on How to Get Everything You Want.

>>51430356
BUDDY
We told you not to get HOOKED, and you may be HOOKED.

>Natural Gas
I told you couldnt keep me down bobo

>>51430372
What do you mean call it sick, you're telling me that's now your job

>>51430375
>Goldwert
I wonder who is behind this article.

>>51430366
kek

>>51430378
cope

>>51430391
excuse me mr ADL agent, I would like to report this post for antisemitic hate speech.

New
>>51430418
>>51430418
>>51430418

when i wake up this better be red or im shutting /smg/ down for good.

Fresh
>>51430415
>>51430415
>>51430415

>>51430421
>>51430423
niggers of /smg/

>>51430421
>>51430423
Every time

>>51430421
>>51430423
Split thread, today is going to be a blood bath.

>>51430366
Weed is for pussies. Can't they just go through a handle and a pack every day like a man?

>>51430423
Dumb fucking zogbot.

How retarded would it be to park like 500 in uvxy and then just wait for another market crash?

>>51430421
>>51430423

>>51430423
Fucking retard
You're more retarded than the retarded girl having a retard attack

>>51430421
>>51430423
you're STUPID
STUPID

We got too cocky bros, it's dumping!

>>51430122
Are dividends the official investment of choice for tomboy enjoyers? JNJ is looking like a snack, and WMT looks good too. I want to shift my 401k over to dividend stocks after the market is finished correcting (that is, when SPX reaches below 3000)

Imagine shorting a correction in a textbook cycle bottom reversal

Crabbing neutral day, gonna end close to flat, go do something else

>>51430690
How do you know it will go up?

>>51430713
Mortgages rate ATH since 2008, ETH / BTC considered as commodities by regulators, merge -99.5% electricity consumption, smartcon next weekend, we bull at least until midterms, might have a final capitulation wick to June level after Merge pump but that's it

>>51430796
>mortgage rate at all time high
I thought this was bad?

Did i see the dow bounce from 31000 psychological support?

>>51430843
This is good because another raise is unlikely, 100 BPS hike in september is FUD

>>51429650
you need to realize... most people have not experienced that, and probably never will. and the metaverse is supposed to target literally everyone, not just gaymers or coomers

>>51429650
>>51432322
normalfags don't want a big headset taped to their face for hours on end no matter how cool the world is. The tech needs to get a lot smaller before it's even viable to appeal to a large number of people let alone everyone.