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Exactly 4 months ago today, I was balls deep in SOXL following the SOXL sister meme train. Not knowing what the fuck I was doing, I was confident it couldn't go much lower after hitting pre-pandemic levels. Then some kind anon corrected me by posting the ETF it follows still had a long, long way down. Since then I've been all in on SOXS and haven't looked back. Thank you random anon for saving my portfolio and giving me the most gains I've ever seen. Here's to you.

>> No.51420747

np. Do you want my address?

>> No.51420779
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>>51420702
sex with white woman. imagining draining your balls inside her without any condoms. As god intended

>> No.51420795

>>51420702
Not related
There's an huge upsurge in golf girls
If a young woman you're interested in suddenly started going to golf fields and larps as she is golfing drop her like a brick.
It's a new paradigm of escort/whoring methods.

>> No.51420842

>>51420795
That chick actually knows how to play. She’s not larping as a golfer for attention. She’s playing the game because she likes it. Scared of a little competition? I bet she has a better handicap than me and I’m at a +10.

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>>51420795
bullish sign??

>> No.51420866

>>51420795
so its the new dubai?

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>>51420702
>>51420779

Just post them all already. I think it's the new meta. Cheerleaders are considered trashy and gymnastics is still too hard. This is coupled with Golf == rich family, and I can see how this becomes an in-demand luxury good.

>> No.51420911

>>51420795
you're saying that all these girls with a golf swing that shows they've been playing since they were at least 14 are escorts?
normal women like attention just as much as escorts do, or even more.
When you're as pretty as the OP girl and come from a background that paid for golf lessons or had a dad that took you to play golf every weekend as a teenager , you don't need to escort because rich successful men are lining up to be your boyfriend or husband and pay for everything for you.

>> No.51420940

>>51420911

This is correct. Maybe golf will go back to being a hookup app for the rich. It remains the most pointless "sport" though.

>> No.51420947

>>51420842
fuck off faggot play a real sport lmao

>> No.51420950

>>51420702
GIWTWM

>> No.51420985

>>51420702
>>51420779
>>51420892
mating press with golf bunny

>> No.51420993

>>51420892
sporting acumen in general is a greenflag for potential wife because it indicates wholesomeness, good upbringing, family values, white values, discipline, hard work, confident winner genes, non-superficiality.

particularly for some sports more than others.

>> No.51421010

>>51420940
you'll understand why it's a popular sport when you're older.

>> No.51421037

>>51420993

I like to think of it as a damper on vanity. If a woman relies on her looks, she may think she is exceptional. If an attractive woman competes, that brings a little reality into her life.

> good upbringing
> family values
> white values
> wholesomeness

Not sure about these, especially the last few.

>> No.51421062

>>51421010

I used to caddy when I was a poorfag child. I understand the low physical demands (relatively low) and "networking" effect.

I never saw the networking effect in practice until I went to a work meeting with a bunch of SVPs and it turned out that my cuck underling was on his high school golf team and tried to use it his advantage in networking.

Maybe I am just that far away from old money most of the time.

>> No.51421134

>>51421037
good upbringing is correlated with your dad either paying for you to have weekly lessons in sports or teaching you to play those sports for years himself.
similar with family values.
White values because blacks only teach their kids sports they think they can make a buck off so football and basketball. The only group who quite often have the same attitude as middle class whites of teaching sports for cultural and social-proof reasons are east asians, but still east asians and whites both have higher-class, civilised cultures.
wholesomeness is correlated with the hard work put into practicing a sport and character it builds to compete and put prolonged effort into it and face defeat

>> No.51421417

>>51420892
I approve

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>>51420795
Always has been. Look at Jordan from the Great Gatsby, a hundred years ago.

>> No.51421792

Came for the bantz stayed for the webms.

>> No.51422063

>>51420702
>>51420779
>>51420892
What stupid narcissistic whores.

>> No.51422947

>>51422063
They're women, what did you expect?

>> No.51423028

>>51420702
>>51420779
>>51420892
Those are men.

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>>51420892
How much BTC buys the love and affection of a golf bunni?

>> No.51423061

>>51421010
I'm old and still don't get it

>> No.51423261

Holy fuck you faggots need to stop simping for some golf whores. Why tf do you have this shit saved to your computer? Get a fucking life and stop obsessing over woman.

>> No.51423297

>>51421134
holy shit, some of the crap some of you virgins spout is just hilarious, have you ever been to a fucking university? usually the biggest sluts are the ones on the various sports teams

muh good upbringing