/biz/ - Business & Finance

FIRST

I bought today.

Yellow vests were based and I hope the railway workers start hosing excrement at the White House.

post YFW you checked the market today

>>51419705
I can literally go take photos of one of their largest railyards within about 5 minutes. Don't really know what I am looking for though. I guess looking for no one working? doubt there will be picketing and its not on local news yet. Its really beautiful at sunset though.

you're not first unless you say FIRST FOR FUCK NIGGERS retard

the andrew tate rumble stock is up 8% today. CFVI. what does this mean?

Will quad witching heem the market into non existence?

>>51419744

Who Home Depot side hustle here?

>>51419743
>Nationwide continual train horn honking
Oh yes.

>>51419744
I was cheering like a motherfucker until I checked my portfolio and realized bonds did nothing and felt gay for not buying more DRV after it did the fake and gay dump to 40 for the seventh time this year.

>>51419740
I’m gonna kys if we don’t recovery to 400

I've been bear shilling for a week but just letting you niggers know if SPY shows resistance at 388-390 you should start accumulating bull positions again.

>>51419744

Yesterday I talked about shemitah and you called me stupid. You deserve to lose.

>>51419758
OH FUCK YOU CAUSED THE 6.6% BLOWOUT TODAY. I'M GONNA GET YOU MOTHERFUCKER.

>>51419744

>>51419755
where does this little girl get all her money?

If you really want to make it you'll need to buy a Manscape(tm) trimmer so you can really tighten up that bussyline.

Tomorrow is gonna be even worse isn't it

>>51419758
kek

>>51419810
14750 account balance for those wondering.

>>51419744

>Biden Admin Reportedly Ready To Refill Strategic Petroleum Reserve At $80/BBL
So how the fuck does this even work? Who will he buy it from? Would it be a little bit per day? This is unprecedented right?
Oil basically reversed all its loses on this news lmfao.

>>51419817
>>51419810
And the account number?

>>51419801
move the decimal 2 places over

>>51419801
From a hairy and fat old dad

REMINDER:

you do NOT lose money if you do NOT open your portfolio.

(This fact has been checked by both the CDC and the IRS)

gonna be a red week isnt it?

>>51419744

They're cutting inflation, why would you think the market wouldn't crash? it's unironically over

>>51419720
How much worse will the stock markets get when the railroad strikes start on Friday this week?

Copypasted this shit from another anon;

On September 16th, we could possibly see the biggest railroad strike to happen since 1877. Over 115,000 railworkers are expected to strike and walk out leaving entire lines of trains idle on the tracks. This is significant since over 1/3 of our supply chains come from the trains. Food, metals and even coal come from the railroads.

The MSM claim that certain unions like UPRR have reached tentative agreements. But it really does seem like they were only tentative and didn't really go anywhere. Class 1 railroads are already reducing service and Tuesday will also have networks shut down belonging to Norfolk.

https://twitter.com/AlessioUrban/status/1569105470790733825
https://twitter.com/arijashe/status/1568374437925249027
https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1569117371356307456
https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1568560183218929664
https://twitter.com/JOC_Updates/status/1568381665231179781
https://twitter.com/business/status/1569155352150609929
https://twitter.com/kcz_ws_mike/status/1569010912010412032
https://twitter.com/theresamlewis/status/1569004060489011200
https://twitter.com/MorePerfectUS/status/1568366890984112128

If this strike goes on for even a month, we could probably go into a Great Depression real fucking soon. This might also inspire the rest of the freight industries like longshoremen, truckers, mailmen etc. to go on strikes throughout the nation too.

>>51419841
>week

>>51419740
how much did they cost?

>>51419832
Everything is fake and gay. They are telling the markets that oil is going to 80/b.. I won't be shocked at all when futures move to exactly 80.00

>>51419834
niggerstonguemyanus
but in binary

>>51419848
we all expected it I hope and the neon green bull posts last week were shitposts. I HOPE NO ONE LOST MONEY TODAY.

Holy shit I just looked at how SOXL did today KEK

>>51419758
Give me one reason to work at a Home Depot when I could just work from home

>>51419875
bruh look at the NASDAQ

>>51419841
>bobos

>>51419879
>work from home
Doing what?

>>51419832
I honestly am completely dumbfounded by that statement, I don't know if its an inverse psychology 4d strategy or just plain old boomer stupidity.

>>51419879
Unironically, there's a qt that works at my local home depot too. It's my favorite store desu.
>>51419860
I'm pretty sure they're going to try and make $80 per barrel the price in a long term contract, but whoever is on the other side of it has to be retarded to accept that price. I think it could pump well above that level to fuck over Biden.

>>51419841
My hunch is we crab until CHOO-CHOO Friday

>>51419832
1. Who the fuck is he going to buy from?
2. how will he pay for it?

>>51419851
Labor Secretary and Beantown Boy Marty Walsh about to make a (((deal)))

>>51419810

Why don't we simply pay down our debt and raise interest rates to 10%

Sex

>>51419901
My questions or the fact Biden is going to buy 180 MILLION BARRELS of oil at $80 per barrel?
>>51419910
>1.
No fucking idea. I guess anyone he can?
>2.
I assume congress will need to pass some kind of spending package.

>>51419879
I know a latina shaped just like this but shes about 10% less white

>>51419910
>buy?
thats very antisemitic. We will be seizing those barrels at 80/share.

>>51419879
Just make a depot IN your home!

>>51419920
Because its better to pay it off per coupon rates and invest the rest into the country instead of sinking all our revenue into debt payment. As the investments produce more tax revenue the debt is easier to service anyway.

>>51419858
Probably just a bag of mushrooms. Don't give whores any money anon

>>51419925

>>51419925
Honestly i get more pleasure looking at charts nowadays

>>51419720
How do I stop getting myself into a weed coma and schizophrenically revenge trade my portfolio away 2k to 5k losses at a time. I went long the vix, Nancy goes to Taiwan and prints my calls but I was too schizo to take a daily 30% profit on 75% of my portfolio. Missed out on plug doubling even though I wanted to get in when all the insiders bought at 16.50 but didn't because the financials are obviously not legit. Played NVDA well when they adjusted Q2 guidance before earnings and bought and sold for profit. Then I sold naked short strangles when it dumped to 135 and got fucked by IV and martingaled like a tard so I couldn't get out green. Then I flipped back to SPY and continued to martingale like a tard and wipe out all my legit daily gains. There seems to be a direct correlation with FED news days, weed smoking, and an unsuccessful martingale to a $5k loss. I'm good for about 2 of those days a month. Then the rest of the days I seem to do fine when I clear my head. I need some motivation to keep doing this, I really dont want to get a job unless it's doing this same thing with a team.

>>51419925
this is my sex music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXHnp9-SdjA

Ho hum so another 2008 style event happens.. Big deal. Know what I did in 2008?. Kept right on working and life was pretty normal. The only thing was I bagged my house during the fallout cheap as hell but other than that life was pretty laid back.

>>51419925
ew!

>>51419910
>how will he pay for it?
The same as all government action, it will be siphoned by a real reduction in living standards by the persons it claims to help.

>>51419936
>>51419930
If Biden buys a bunch of oil what effect would this have on gas prices?

>>51419963
is there a strategy or system to your plays? if not, then that's probably what's wrong + weed

When do we switch our pvts to calls

>>51419930
They way I see it its some sort of form of weak ass passive bid, but literally that shit just created a hard floor on oil at 80 bucks, what the shit were they thinking??

>>51419989
Who said buy? I said seize. Confiscate. You are lucky to even be given 80/barrel.

>>51419740
Imagine how smelly their pussies are

is he right?

>>51419997
After wti goes over 92

>>51419963
How does weed make you worse?

>>51419997
Today

>>51419751
Rumble going public is beyond retarded, they’re the next DWAC and that's not a good thing

>>51420014
no
all the fed has to do is keep rape hiking and force the federal government to enter a budget surplus and pay down debt

>>51420014
Yes but at what cost? A crash of the bond market means the literal end of capitalism.

>>51420014
>No bailouts

>>51420014
5. What if we ended welfare and Section to basketball Americans

>>51419963
just set a target price to sell for bud. Don't get greedy, get a plan.

I did not enjoy getting raped today.

>>51419989
Don't forget that he will stop releasing 1 million barrels per day. Then he'll basically be buying another X million barrels per day. So the minute he stops releasing and buying, there will be 1+X million barrels per day of oil OFF the market. Less supply, same demand, price goes up. Also don't forget the fuckery with oil prices is about to cause the saudis to cut 1 million barrels per day too; and the EU ban/price cap on Russian oil is coming soon.
>>51420001
>Bloomberg reports that, according to people familiar with the matter
It seems like a leak.
https://www.zerohedge.com/energy/biden-admin-reportedly-ready-refill-strategic-petroelum-reserve

>>51420038
the only bailouts that will happen is to save the rest of the lizardmen when we start clubbing them in the streets.

>>51419744

>>51420014
He's being satirical, calling out that the Fed is actually powerless and fiat is a scam. Forgot his #buyschiffgold tag though.

>>51419963
>revenge trading
Based
>more than 10% of your port in one options play
Not based

Anyways short nio, short Twitter, short uvxy when it hits 11. Get ready to buy 30+dte calls near the end of September. Easier to stick to upro/tqqq/soxl than gamble random tickers if you aren't familiar with them. I avoid playing earnings because you never know what the fuck is gonna happen with those

>>51420053
Damn i remember watching this one on newgrounds

SAVA bros how could this happen...

>>51420014
I think his point is the Fed can't have 2% inflation with their soft landing bullshit

>>51419720
TSLA is gonna rip this week man!!!

>>51420014
always love some schiffdoomposting

>core inflation increases
>unemployment increases too
>markets shit themselves
So basically Jerome is a fucking clown?

ai is fun

>>51420014
Have the fed's rate hikes actually done anything except fuck with stocks?

Back in my day -1300 points meant that financebros were jumping out of windows.
You guys are pussies.

I hope the Fed cuts off the market completely and starts selling it's assets even faster. Fuck you faggots for crying about not artificially propping the markers with tax payer money. You faggots will never actually be anti government. Eat shit.

>>51419904
>whoever is on the other side of it has to be retarded


Lmao, why do you think they’re spreading out all that oil fud this winter?

so was the pump a fake one then?

3 days reversed on the nasdaqqie

>Microsoft makes a huge recovery and I could have sold for profit
OMG how does it feel knowing a complete noob with no knowledge did better than you. You lot told me it was never coming back up.

>>51420083
how big does my crypto portfolio need to be to find a gf that looks like this?

>>51420028
I have CFVI calls exp 2023 i guess we'll see who makes it

what if they just dont print the money huh??

>>51420089
Jerome "Inflation is trans" Powell is just a puppet for big money.
>>51420110
you just need to be yourself :D

>>51420095
> ai is fun
And that is why the tech bubble still hasn’t burst

>>51419910
He will buy it from Russia. Duh!

>>51420098
Fuck the housing market

>>51420059
Welp then they are fucked, Oil has bottomed. Unless of course true recession fears hit harder, which of course possible.

>>51420115
This is the most anti semitic post I've ever seen on this board. Shame on you. Shame.

7 figs, and confidence
>>51420110

Cashing this out tommorow to buy more SOXL and a csgo knife

>>51420115
Buddy they literally printed for ukraine and the loan forgiveness

>>51420141
I will personally fuck the daughter of the CEO of Recession Fears and turn her against him for what he's done.

>>51419920
if all the debt was paid, no money would exist anon. it's all a fugazi

>>51420120
okay

>>51420158
should have cashed out today bro, we are pumping tomorrow

>>51420158
i think I might pickup some more spy puts.... give it a longer exp date

>>51420173
You mean Powell, he wants all your remaining liquidity fren.

Tomorrow is going to be even worse than today

How quickly does selling occur on a website like capital.com? If I say to sell at a certain amount is it an instant process

i just want to make fat fiat gains and turn it into real, tangible, valuable things: vintage porno magazines.

>>51419991
>is there a strategy or system to your plays?
Well long vix play was just TA on the charts, they printed but my strike was 26 based on TA and it only popped to 25 and my greedy ass wanted 1 more point so I didn't take a $10k profit when it was there. The naked short strangles I was selling the 15-20 delta with varying DTEs trying to day trade them, lock in gains on one side, martingale out of the other side. but now i see how silly it is to do it that way with an account my size. No need to eat up that much margin being short if Im essentially just swing trading them. I have found some success with spy long calls and puts that are slightly out of the money with a few weeks to spare. The 30-40 delta usually. And if I don't smoke weed all day everyday I have a good system of waiting for things to settle in the morning and start small and just lock in 1 to 3% daily gains swing trading these long options intraday. But then I get high to celebrate another great day trading and winning, then it's 2pm and I hop back on the computer and my indicators are all off and I know I shouldn't play, but then the low volume afternoon algo pump/dump tempts me give it one more go, then I end up long 100 contracts and can't take the heat and cut losses every single time. When I know the indicators are saying DONT PLAY. But Idc in the moment. Pigs get slaughtered. How do I stop? It's the weed I know it

>>51420193
There comes a point where the fed can’t control things or have a “soft landing”. We might see that soon.

>>51420193
tomorrow is going to be a happy day

>>51420193
Making the same face as a kid who just showed off his cursive signature to his parents

Buy more oil? Or short bonds?

>>51419951
Ah yes transfer payments to negros and boomers, as well as LGBTQ diversity programs and the MIC are "investments" in the country that will yield a return on investment greater than treasury interest rates.

>>51420234
yes

>>51420242
I will split the difference

>>51420042
I am very relieved the WEBM did not turn out to be what I expected it to be.

>>51419744

>>51420193
Dude, look at the futures, it's just going to crab tomorrow

>>51420263
>crab
we got some earnings tomorrow,wouldnt be so sure bout that

uh oh anons, looks like the tentative deals with railroad unions are NOT working out so well.

https://twitter.com/LaurenKGurley/status/1569753411523952641

Expect to see all 12 unions strike on Friday.

>>51419951
>Because its better to pay it off per coupon rates and invest the rest into the country instead of sinking all our revenue into debt payment.
Are we supposed to assume that the government is likely to generate return above the interest rate? Because the detractors are not even granting that government investment generates real returns *at all*

>>51420185
>pumping on quad witch week
I almost heemd you my man

How was your day, /smg/?
This is what buying puts gets you.

holy FUCK the absolute state of the yield curve
like its actually getting worse by the week

>>51419744

>>51420305
>trading
>in THIS market

>>51420310
Its the mythical double hump curve

>>51419951
>invest the rest into the country
Okay. Give me money then.

This market is worse than the GFC in 2007

>>51420310
Don't worry man congress will just pass a law banning recessions.

>>51420293
To be expected. Small unions got pressured to negotiate because they are small fry.

>>51420310
The only cope /smg/ has is this recession will be outsourced to euroturds

>>51420310
Yes beautiful charts, same with the 10-2y.

>>51420336
>transitory
>soft landing
>'IT'S NOT OUR FAULT ITS THE SUPPLY CHAIN'
we're dumping the oil reserves and its still not even enough

>>51420336
Im surprised they didnt change the white house name

>>51420336
We skip recession and go to depression?

>>51420305
Good day here. Closed my short part of every put spread yesterday so I was long Vol and short the market at open

>>51420031
lol no, of course not, the dotcom bubble and the 2008 crash happened and it wasn't the end of capitalism

to the anon who bought spy or soxl calls yesterday

>>51420354
VERY problematic.

>>51420353
1% monthly rape hikes until morale improves.

>>51420333
>>51420333
>>51420333

>>51420333
>>51420333
>>51420333

Unscripted, I think this is worse

>BIDEN: We're not calling it a recession. We're calling it a procession.

>>51420016
It just takes my mind to an angry place, makes my mind schiz out on past events and I've been smoking for so long that it's just been this compounding snowball effect where it used to help me escape for so many years and now I don't have anything to escape from so it takes me back to painful times that are in the past and over with, hence the revenge trading theme. Anger becomes my baseline. But oddly enough not with edibles, just the smoking

>>51420379
Yea well I'm anticession, take that.

>>51420367
Why does it give off happy vibes. Jump off must mostly be related to skydiving and diving into water

>>51420363
Because you talking about MBS, I'm talking trasuries.

>>51420379

>>51420373
the best part is when you look at the chart and realize what interest rate was needed the last time inflation was this bad

It's funny how the recession criteria change actually psyopped the whole market

>>51420014
That's it. I'm putting my money back in my meat freezer. Where inflation and Biden cant get to it.

>>51420397
Imagine being an emerging market like europe right now staring down jpow with no pants on

>its 4:20

>>51420414
The funny part is the emerging markets have already been out performing europe for a while now. It's more like they are a frontier market

>>51420263
Red today and crab futures means green tomorrow

>>51420100
People not killing themselves over it and revenge trading with even more leverage nowadays is less pussy than the "oh no muh 5% loss" boomers

>>51420110
0 crypto. 4 figs and confidence if you aren't a goblin. Literally all they have done their whole life is be skinny. This shouldn't intimidate you so much

So! Do you not make money with Stocks until you sell? It is not passive income correct, it'a about making a wise investment and calling it quits at a time where you make good money?

did you get HOOKED? im sitting an a slew of gme puts being comfy

>>51420424
Nah thats not right either. How does "submerging" sound?

>>51420415
alright califaggot

It's like the gfc, but instead of houses being built like crazy it's just debt and it's all on the government books and it was used to buy welfare and foreign goods for a few years. Also commodities, war, and no cheap labor or growth in asia

>>51420071
>short uvxy
Is this the best way to short the vix? I'm curious to know more about short volatility strats.
>upro
I may fuck around with some of these options with the reduced margin requirements compared to spy
>I avoid playing earnings
I have finally settled on this being the way thanks for info

>futes up 0.08%

>>51420397
and there is no way in hell we can raise rates that high with how high the country's debt/deficit is

>>51420429
5% less in retirement for them means a whole two weeks less making zoomers dance for tips

>>51420437
it sounds poetic

>>51420431
Unless you're into dividend heavy stocks.

>>51420158
I'm curious how many of your options expired worthless before this one made back a small fraction of what you lost. Will you be posting those too?

>>51420452
That's the most important part. It's the point of no return. We will HAVE to keep the interest rates low just to save ourselves from the debt.

>>51420457
Its a Shakespearean tragedy
We begun in media res
With Europa dead on the floor

>>51420469
3.5 is the first worrying sign on 10yr for some reason. It breaches 3.5 bonds will go nuts.

>>51420464
Okay thanks. It seems like you have to put a ton in to see any decent return! I put about £500 in and can cash out with £15 which obviously is not a lot. I know some stocks will soar whilst others don't but is there a good percentage point where you'd call it and take the money out to spend on other things?
Since it is not passive holding on forever when the stock could tank doesn't seem wise.

>>51420446
>WTFWTFWTFWTF?????!!!!

>>51420488
Fun fact once bonds go above 3.5% it becomes more profitable for real estate just to buy bonds instead of making more houses

Thread Theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRMkOY9OrbU

>roll my shorts into higher leverage knockout certs
>kikes pump up the market to 4100 for no fucking reason at all
>certs get knocked out
>market proceeds to instantly do a -4.3%
I hate kikes so fucking much it's unreal. SEC will sit on their fucking ass and do not investigate this blatant fucking manipulation. All my gains this month have been stolen within 4 days due to these fucking kike rats using their nose as a money vacuum.

I'm always right about the fucking market movement it's just fucking kike tricks always fuck me over like this. I should have pulled out the moment I saw market going up inexplicably for no GOD DAMN FUCKING REASON AT ALL.

>>51420083
Chestlets are worthless. I need big bountiful bosoms for my offspring

So let's discuss this railroad worker union crisis. How to profit?
What stocks will be primarily affected?
Cmon, think like a Jew anons.

Real thread theme https://youtu.be/7CHiUN8XTWs

>>51420504
True, but that's 4% real yield you're thinking of.
Yields right now are negative.

>>51420110
$20MM and she’ll still be boring and cheat on you.

>>51420098
They started out stupidly slow and they didn't actually do the QT they were claiming they would.
we've been screaming this from the rooftops but no one really starts to understand until line goes down.

Now the problem is if they stop hiking now inflation will just kind of peter off slowly but not really enough to fix any structural issues it is causing at the same rate.
So unironically a rug pull is healthiest now and we may have some semblance of a real economy again.
This also means failing companies propped up by clowns like GME will get railroaded

>>51420110
if you are a refugee, just go to sweden.
you dont need anything.

people keep doom posting about QT but I feel like a lot of the younger posters don't realize that they have tried to undo QT before and then doubled back on it

>Cramer said he’s choosing to look past that “false dichotomy.” Instead, he said he believes that even after the August CPI report it remains possible for the U.S. central bank to “thread the needle” and raise interest rates to control inflation without sending the economy into a downturn akin to the Great Recession. “This is not 2007 or 2008,” he said.

Looks like its 2008 all over again boys, big bubbles and banks leveraged to the tits. Anyone excited for social unrest kino? Think occupy Wallstreet will do anything the second time around?

>>51420014
This Lil nigga wants the world to end so people try to buy his jew gold

No thanks Peter, we are going to keep printing money and keeping the ponzi scheme going.

>>51420327
Pretty based. I went cash gang for a few days a few weeks ago, as well as yesterday. Sometimes the best move is not to play.

>>51420305
My puts broke even. I bought them a few days too early.

>>51420578
Occupy was always a joke next time it'll be gayer and woke

>>51419744
Told anons to cut exposure in half and prepare to position trade last week, I was right.

>>51420578
>Think occupy Wallstreet will do anything the second time around?
Anon, companies are now focused on diversity, equity, and inclusion. There's no need to occupy wallstreet!

>>51420491
This is why your account really hits its stride in the 10k-20k range, because a 10% gain is over a thousand dollars.

I don't really care about anything, but if everyone knows the 3/4 rate hikes aren't going anywhere then why was the CPI news such a big deal? Yeah, no shit there's inflation. Jews and the uniparty did it.

There are a bunch of insiders buying ELAN right now... Cluster buying... it's a animal pharmaceutical vaccine company...

Why are all these insiders buying right now? Is something big going to happen to the stock animals???

>>51420558
Yes to all this anon said. Volcker is the only way out of this, but with interest rates at such low levels with a debt bubble worth over 30 trillion dollars (just in the US) risk default is exponentially larger than at the 70s so its an impossible decision to make.

>>51420635
>if everyone knows the 3/4 rate hikes aren't going anywhere
pretty sure they're pricing in a 1% hike

>>51420558
>Now the problem is if they stop hiking now inflation will just kind of peter off slowly
It seems like it will regardless of what they're doing, judging by the CPI which was up even though energy is down.

>>51420630
Jheez I can see why people say Stocks are risky. How are people getting 15k to trade with? That's like years of minimum spend saving.

ELAN insider buyer right now. GET IN BEFORE IT MOONS!!! Something is about to go down with live stocks!!! probably monkey pooop they will need the ELAN VAXXXXXXX

This year has been so fucking stressful. wtf. i'm losing money every day

>>51420672
>15k
>Years of saving

>>51420682
>i'm losing money every day
Have you tried not doing that?

>>51420683
I mean, if they are Europeans, it makes sense

>>51420682
glad I'm not alone in being stressed out of my mind this year

>>51420683
Sorry I am English, so it is a lot more even though the £ is worth only 11% more than the dollar Americans earn 2-3x the amount.
If a normal job in the UK is £1600 a month and you have to pay cheap rent and bills then you will only be saving say £300 a month. To save up 15k is a nightmare.

>>51420683
scary thought

anyone else crying?

>>51420713
Why do your jobs pay so little there? You make like half of what Americans make it’s so weird

>>51420578
Protests on the same level the 1992 Los Angeles riots in every major city.

>>51420733
literal dead zombie economy.

>>51420713
Lol I am Mexican, and here I am also trying my best with even less money. But frens what matters is that we try and make mistakes and learn and each time make better trades. Good luck everyone!

>>51420724
Fortunately semiconductors are just a small part of my portfolio, so I am still alright

>>51420733
Ignorant Goverment that only cares about the top of society whilst also being voted in by the poorest people.
Without getting into it it's a total sham. They claim the £ is stronger than the dollar and yet Americans have way way way more spending power.

>>51420754
>They claim the £ is stronger than the dollar
They're still using 1800s propaganda?

I bought soxl at open
I'm going to kill myself in minecraft

>>51420733
>>51420754
>>51420745
Yeah to get into it a little more
>closed down all the steel production which was a major asset
>closed down all the natural resource gathering like coal mines and fracking
>rely on foreign powers for power when we have natural resources
>several failed nuclear endeavours
>don't produce anything anymore
>gave all our assets back to natives

>>51420777
Wait anon

>>51420754
you should recolonize india

>>51420777
wasted trips + literally fucking why anon

>>51419744

Amtrak already cancelling train routes KEK

https://youtu.be/AdCsfJEdyXY

You people deserve so much more pain than just a -4% day. There are still faggots in here who think they're buying the dip

There are still faggots in here who think they've fully priced in the recession and the price they're seeing on the ticker is the post-recession price and it only goes up from here

I hate these irrationally optimistic faggots so fucking much. 4 QUARTERS OF ZERO GDP GROWTH and you're "buying the dip" god you are so fucking gay

Yes my puts and shorts printed today, but I should have made even more fucking money because the fake 4 day scam pump shouldn't have even happened in the first place

>>51420491
>it seems you need to put a ton of cash to see a decent return
What you get is relative to what you put in. What you lose is relative to what you put in. Hence how the risk/reward factor works.
>is there a good percentage point where you call it quits
I don't know, what's your goal? Look at this random ETF. It's grown by 70% in the past 5 years. It's shrunk by 2% today. If you bought yesterday and sold today, you lost money. If you bought yesterday and sold 5 years from now, you may get 170%.
You'll also notice that there has been some major dips and major peaks. You'll still outpace inflation selling on a bad day (where this one has shrunk by 2% today) if you hold your money for those whole 5 years. If you're a midnight lamp-burner, you can probably min-max things to get an evem netter return, but no offense you're probably too retarded and lazy to do that well.
Just play the long game. Your £100 became €170 in 5 years when you want XYZ big purchase. But, £100 is just £100 in 5 years in cash. The longer you hold, the longer you gain compound interest on your investment and make more money. I'd recommend against selling on transient red days like today (because of the shit CIP index that was published) and think more longterm.

>>51420713
grim

Good evening sirs
I inform you my curry not on arrival
Hear me? No more curry arrive
Ups strike

>>51420790
In my opinion we should enter Africa. We are forbidden too because of weak faggots. China is in there creating bonds with the poor people of Africa, modernising it, creating a gigantic market and we don't step foot there due to the history of colonization.
I hate the last 60 years of British history. Invite the third world, then give away the assets that made us 1st world.

>>51420005
I am.

>>51420784
Britain fell off so hard it makes me worry about America

>>51420813
Tell it to your mirror.
Or your bartender.

>>51420784
Don't forget
>oy vey, the presence of human life alters the environment!
>we need to stop existing in order to save the planet

>>51420807
its over...

>>51420064
>YOUR LUCKY IT WASNT HARD
>I MEAN THE MARKET NOT MY DICK

>>51420754
>>51420784
I try my best to keep my finger on what economies are capable of and the UK always blows my mind how they're still standing. For originally being the center of the world they've cast aside all that made their economy powerful and now pretty much do nothing unique, or even note worthy, besides being a major banking center.
The quality of life in the UK has fallen so much, and jobs pay such shit wages versus the US. It seems like its on a collision course with a horrific recession or depression.

>>51420083
>gee Billie you mom lets you wear TWO panties?

>>51420863
They're still notable thanks to the underground stuff the royalties deal with.

>>51420834
USA is special because of the eurodollar system and because it's the consumption engine of the world

>>51420813
Let me ask you bro, what do you do on those fake and gay scam pumps? Not play? Keep shorts open and just not look at the market? Locking in losses? Going long calls? What's the play when you are wrong for 4 days?

>>51420863
It's happening right now, I'd get out if I had money. I have no money at all. I have seen the job market disappear basically overnight, every cafe and small business is just destroyed.
I want to make wealth but it's hard when a full time job leaves you with £50 after bills. So I have ended up not working right now, researching all day for solutions.

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>>51420863
UK banks make me so angry. I used to be invested in the Royal Bank of Scotland. They were supposed to be turning around and prying their shares from the government but the share price never goes anywhere.

>>51420901
>not using ventrilo
Almost subbed.

going to take my lil IRS agent protectors out for a lil walk. We're monitoring this thread, chuds. Prepare your chungus.

Why is MSM so fucking late on reporting about the railroad strikes? I'm seeing a lot more NPCs talk about them now this week when they should have been aware of that LAST MONTH. So ludicrous.

>>51420863
according to the creature from jekyll island britain still has a lot of power/loyalists, see ww1 (britain was about to lose but then american investments would be a total loss) and the lead up to the great depression which supposedly intentionally weakened the dollar to help the pound

>>51420777
Noo

>>51420807
>CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM

>>51420446
It’s over

>>51420754
On a related note to my Fellow Americans the Euro and Pound are so shit right now you can get a discount on many musical instruments by ordering from across the pond.

>>51420927
>I'D SAY WE SEMI HAVE IT UNDER CONTROL

>>51420948
Im confused she wants his foreskin or?

>>51420957
>I used to think about buying stuff in weak economies to save money
>now people think the same about mine
I want off this terrible ride.

>turn on fox news
>the anchors are talking to some guest who has some face filter that replaced his head with a CGI cartoon bear head

THIS CAN'T BE FUCKING REALITY WHAT THE FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>Why yes sir I believe you owe 45k in taxes. How would you like to pay?

>>51420986

>>51420986
You wont trick me to turn on the e-jew
But post so we can laugh

Should've invested in the future of finance...

>>51421009
In head pats?

>>51420971
It’s more like this

>>51421034
Dont sexual assault the dog

>>51420984
>when i cash out my Bobo gains i will be able to exchange them 1 for 1 with His Majesty's good boy points

perfect for buying British property at 50% of 2021 value

>>51420713
>>51420672
Only way is leverage. But you better know what you're doing and manage your risk accordingly. Also a bong and I pay 60-70% a month for rent

End of day 1.
I am up £5.
I still want to leave this earthly plain.
Hope of gaining wealth... still distant.

>>51421034
Alright negotiate accepted. I will accept 45 trillion headpats.

Hey iPhones can view webm now, neat

>futures

>>51421067
Kek, easy deal. Dogs are shit at counting.

>>51420900
I think Pink Floyd nailed it when they say "quiet desperation is the English way". The nature of the English has unfortunately led their country into a slow, steady grind down. Its so sad to watch from the outside because I know there's so many people getting fucked that can't do anything about it.

>>51421105
excuse me I will be watching.

>>51421089
Fuck you bobo

>>51421107
>pink floyd
Dark side of the moon>animals>>>>the wall

>All of the British boomers (except Clapton) pushed for ESG shit in the 60s/70s
>Now they realized they made a grave mistake

1-8 and I don't sell party city tomorrow

>>51421128
This man speaks the truth.

>>51421109
>>51421105
biden audit team assemble

How do I use the impending market crash to coom in zoomer college student pussy?

>>51421141
Travel to europe for a few weeks

>>51421128
>>51421107
>>51421137
Alright hear me out. Imagine donald trump singing this song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xe3NUKCnZp4

>>51420893
>Let me ask you bro, what do you do on those fake and gay scam pumps? Not play? Keep shorts open and just not look at the market? Locking in losses? Going long calls? What's the play when you are wrong for 4 days?

Maintain a huge cash position and I buy puts and short sell shares, but sometimes i reach my position limits and can't short anymore according to my own rules. So if i hit the cap all i can do is cope and seethe until the market finally dumps and make all the money back + some, but it should have been more the whole time

In addition to this, I'm looking for stocks to go long that are showing strength that look like they will do well once the dump is over - right now Solar / Renewable energy stocks are looking decent

>>51421135
Damn the prty really is over

>>51421141
>>51421156
And by Europe, travel to Poland and Czechia

>>51419925
That’s a man

Politicians are getting spooked by the strikes lmao

https://youtu.be/XDGNeUdYGC4

>>51421141
buy a residence near campus, rent only to college chicks, negotiate hanky panky if they can't pay

New

>>51421181
>>51421181

>>51421067
Start counting boy!

>>51421185
>baking before 300

>>51420901
I hope it goes to shit before october, if it reaches summer lows again im a buyer

>>51421191
You fucking cheater, im saving that!

>>51420533
dont know stocks but my pops works on the railroad. Its way worse than what they tell you. expect shortages of new cars, lumber, drywall, and other freight material

>>51421177
Wait until the giga collapse. Then do it. Maybe. Colleges have juiced local housing markets with how many people go to them but enrollment has been down.

>>51420310
how long until we crash

>>51421268
>until
We're already in the crash.

>>51420986
kek, fuck main stream news is so worthless.

>>51420429
loving this perspective made me tear up

>>51420863
Hahahaaaaa!!! Eat shit, anglos! You deserve a million times more. Eat the cockroaches as drink the cockroach milk, faggots!!! You can’t believe how annoying af it was so see you dumbass Anglo fags parade around sea with your faggy ass flag acting so hoity toity like you owned everything and talking so loudmouth and yet pretending like you weren’t so loud. Eat a steaming pile of shit!!!

>>51420579
I laffed