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Would it be financially benefitial if I convert to judaism?

>> No.51419031

I honestly thought that there's no way... should have known better.

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>>51419031
wat

>> No.51421244

>>51418980
a few years ago a gene farming jewish vampiress tried to get me to convert, there would definitely have been a financial benefit to it, she was working for an israeli security company at the time and her father had a bunch of slaves working for him in some south american mine, both were giving them good info for insider trading.
you could always just larp as a jew online maybe if you have no soul

>> No.51421334

>>51418980
I tried this to try to break into investment banking. It takes years to properly convert and even then they basically put an asterisk next to your name so it doesn't even count.

>> No.51421408

>>51418980
You don't just convert to the Jewish religion, you have to join the tribe, marrying a jewess is a necessary but very much insufficient requirement, you need to thoroughly become Jewish on a mental and spiritual level

If you can do this, you betcha the payoff is good, but if you're just some goy looking to freeload you don't have a chance