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51418919 No.51418919 [Reply] [Original]

>down 75%
>still valued at 24 billion LOL
here's an example of ordering mcdonalds:
>sub expires
>minimum order $12-15
>one mcdouble extra ketchup, one mcchicken extra mayo, one 6-piece nugget, one small fry
>without sub = $20.00 ($12.46 + $3.99 delivery fee + $3.55 tax)
>decide to reactive subscription = $12.46 + $9.99 = $22.45. Every order after = $12.46 (no tip), $14.46 ($2 tip, cold food), $15.46 ($3, lukewarm food)
example 2:
>decide not to be a fat lazy fuck
>get in car
>drive 5min down the road
>order the same thing
>realize mcdonalds has a buy one-get one for $1 menu
>one mcdouble extra ketchup, one mcchicken extra mayo, one 6-piece nugget, one small fry = $SEVEN.FUCKING.DOLLARS.
>eat hot fries on the 5min drive back home
give me one honest to god reason why i shouldn't short the absolute fuck out of this absolute dogshit scam of a company.

>> No.51418973

>>51418919
Unsustainable business model its actually going to 0 its only alive because of vc money
i told biz to short this 5 months ago i wonder who listened

>> No.51418989
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51418989

>>51418919
That’s why I scam them often. I get away with it every time too. Fuck them and their ESL support.

Just have a few orders under your belt a month with no issues or refunds. Then make one huge order, like $150+ worth, later on in the month.

The dasher usually takes a photo of your order. If so, claim most of the order was missing. Get a nice refund.

If they don’t take a photo, say you never got your order. Get a full refund.

>> No.51418988

>>51418919
they're really desperate for business. they keep spamming me with a 75% off coupon "up to $20 maximum." i hope the go out of business.

>> No.51419975

>>51418919
Retard, if oyu use doordash a few times, the dashpass pays for its self. If you have a family, its even more worth it.

>> No.51420131

>>51418973
incredibly unsustainable. they've backed themselves into a corner. continue to raise arbitrary fees to produce future profits, which have already tripled prices (per example, one dash order is 3:1 going to pick up the same order) or stop and generate zero revenue.

>>51418988
that coupon is a literal scam too since they raised their minimum delivery fee. you aren't saving shit. they are returning a portion of their inflated fees.

>>51418989
lmao and this too. although, i believe this comes out of the restaurants pockets mainly. doordash just loses the bullshit fees they charge, the restaurant loses the value.

>>51419975
for me to address this comment, I would be retreat my mental aptitude to levels I haven't visited since I was a toddler

>> No.51420191

>>51418919
Food delivery services are required to exist and will continue to be propped up for the foreseeable future. DoorDash is the biggest.

>> No.51420347

I don't think their business model is sustainable, but if you need extra money, you can get a few hundred extra every weekend as a driver. I do it any time I fall behind on bills. Do it while you still can.
>>51418989
Their support is actually very friendly and accomodating. You can correspond with cutie indian auntie and know by her speaking she wants to do the needful. No endless phone trees either.

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51420390

>>51418989
*ring ring*

>> No.51420427

>>51418919
Why not just order it on the app and then go pick it up yourself. Then cancel it when the food takes way past the time to get to your house and get refunded

>> No.51420447

>>51420427
lmao this is fucking hilarious, i've never thought of this lol