/biz/ - Business & Finance

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

We drilling into close

Im up 500% on those puts i placed yesterday and the smart thing to do is take profits.

>but what if this is "the big one"

>>51416066
THIRTY THREES NOW TRADING NOW GUYS

SELL IT ALL. YESTERDAY.

Alright you beat mine fuck you nigger.
>QQQ
whoa

It's not time for panic. That comes later.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

harby of the meltdown told you it was coming

/cashgang/ right now

>Day's not over.
Fucking hell.

CAN WE GET -5% TODAY?

im kind of mad baggie made more money than me and he didnt even have to have a sleepness night by gambling in overnight options

>TYO crabbing
Fuck you too, market.

Thoughts on NLSP and ROOT?

aaaa

>U.S. regulations have three levels of a circuit breaker, which are set to halt trading when the S&P 500 Index drops 7%, 13%, and 20%.
We have only just begun.

>>51416066
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>51416126
>Been cashgang since before this shit popped off almost a year ago
ENDLESS
SMUGNESS

OH FUCK TODAY IS THE DAY ITS FUCKING STARTING NOW!!!! ITS NOT STOPPING

CANCEL ALL ORDERS
CRASH IS HERE ALERT !!!!!!!!!!
>NIGGER

this is the beginning of the panic
take it all in boys

>>51416118
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA TWENTY NINES NOW TRADING GUYS
GUYS

Don't check the mmmmmmmmmri

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

QUAD WITCHING THIS FRIDAY BROS.

IF THIS KEEPS UP YOU WILL GET TO WITNESS THE ULTIMATE SPX DOUBLE BOTTOM SINCE THE JUNE LOW.

THEY'RE ACTUALLY GONNA DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

finna pick up some 9 dolla soxl

OFF A FUCKING CLIFF INTO CLOSE
yahoo finance cant even keep up its fucking up the graph

>>51416146
This late in the day the condom comes off and circuit breakers are disabled.

>>51416146
level 1 and 2 do not apply after 3:25

at least we got a new fire emblem, octopath 2 and a zelda release date

https://youtu.be/yGvr47lXv1g

>>51416126
>tfw only half cash

>>51416107
How? My puts are not up nearly as much as I would have expected them to be and it's puzzling the fuck outa me
>captcha
>RPPRRP

>>51416174
its going much lower nigger

EVEN IF BEARS WIN THIS ISNT FUCKING GOOD FOR ANYONE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

100bps fed fund futures increased 10% in the last half hour

Well, at least anime won't betray me.

I lost half of a year's wages today

it should be expected that a breach of expected move would cause the market to autohedge into oblivion
add some panic selling on top of it and our first circuit breaker is not far off now

T-TWENTY SEVENS
GUYS NOW TWENTY SEVENS TRADING

god damnit i have to drive to work now. i will be back in 30 minutes.

if the VIX closes above 28 today this week is going to be referenced in the history books

Cassandra predicted this

>DXY about to take 110

Shameful.

>>51416218
Why did they remove the fat milker sisters from the third game.... NDOY caused this dump

>apologize

>>51416206
Markets are healing, this is good (in karmic terms)

>DOW down 1300 points
lol, lmao even

>>51416237
Just like he did 15 of the last 8 crashes.

>>51416066
NASDAQ -700
THIS IS UNREAL

>>51416242
cuckboys like VideoGameDunkey complained tha their chests were too big.

>>51416066
BUDDY CHECK APPLE COMPUTER

THEY'RE GONNA HALT TRADING THEY CANT STOP THE SELLING

Why GUSH instead of NGRU? Not high-T enough to handle 3x leverage?

Holy fucking shit, first time looking at SPY and the DOW, how did today get so bad?

>>51416066
do you guys have any good reads on inflation? I see these retarded containment measures all around the globe like trudeaus newest bright idea to fight inflation with gov stimmies (LMAO) but I have no actual idea of how one would fight inflation correctly.

>>51416247
dow sisters
heres how we can still win

I didn't fall for the last 5 fake pumps now crash this piece of shit already and I'll slurp.

Buddy look at vix computer

imagine being long with no risk mitigation in this market lmao

every mumu buying calls all the way down today: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mv82_BvKjw0#t=152

>>51416253
Remember 15-20% lower than the coof bottom

Circuits off

YES HENLO I NEED TO SPEAK TO AN MANAGER ABOUT A REFUND FOR MY STONK PURCHASES NOW!

>>51416260
The companies in NRGU are larger and more established, so the performance of the two ends up similar.

>>51416238
STOP THEM
CALVARY CHARGE
CANNONS LET LOOSE
DONT LET THEM TAKE THE HIGH GROUND OR ITS OVER

>>51416268
shemitah ends in 2 weeks

>>51416260
Why LETFs over futures? Not high enough T to handle 1000x leverage?

that green dildo on spx just got HEEMED

AAPL -6%
>AAPL -6%
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AAPL -6%
>AAPL -6%

THIS TIME WILL BE DIFFERENT
THIS TIME WILL BE DIFFERENT
THIS TIME WILL BE DIFFERENT
THIS TIME WILL BE DIFFERENT
THIS TIME WILL BE DIFFERENT
THIS TIME WILL BE DIFFERENT

>>51416270
inflation is linked to government debt, do your research

Super green here

These are a good play i think. Sell 9/30 P 11.5 SOXL.

10% premium and if you are assigned you are getting them at a 52 week low pricebasis

>>51416066
I THOUGHT STACKS WERE SAFE

>They see me rolling

>>51416270
tighten money supply and force companies to compete for the real value, competent white males in the workforce.

(OP) #
Am I the only one who cut my 5% losses at 5k then put 50k buys at degenerate price predictions of around 50% more losses. Also I don't give a fuck, since I lost 2 days gains in a day.

I still hold 30k tho

>>51416066
What the hell is going on with the VIX? Does this have something to do with the new Lil' Mermaid?

>>51416066
MADE FIRST: >>51416063
MADE FIRST: >>51416063
MADE FIRST: >>51416063

Wow its even worse than I thought.
Avert your eyes.

>the gme shitcoin actually outperforming nasdaq today

This ain't even close to the bottom

>>51416260
Rule sold oil.

I Le Boughted ;)

>>51416270
>How do we stop inflation
Stop the government. That's it. So basically, it's impossible.

>>51416303
Safe from what?

>>51416308
BOBO NO!

>>51416298
I'm willing to do my research, thats why I'm asking for the material brotherman

Michael Burry was right

>>51416217
What are you a pussy?

anyone else starting to think circuit breakers tomorrow is a possibility?

Fuck... no circuit breaker today

>>51416270
Basically don't do any of the things mentioned here: https://recision.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/jens-parsson-dying-of-money-24.pdf

Or if you want something shorter, Lyn Alden (male) has written a few pieces on our current situation like https://www.lynalden.com/does-the-national-debt-matter/

broa I'm traveling tomorrow until next week
society won't collapse if the market does right
I don't wanna get killed for a can of beans in some tourist town

BROS IS THIS THE BIDEN STOCK MARKET CRASH?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

at least I'll only lose 1% cause the Dollar is going insane which is the main cause of inflation in other countries.

If we retest the low or go to 3400-3500 it will be a buying opportunity. We've seen this movie before, something shocks the market and the sell off lasts a couple weeks.

Awful year. Maybe next year will be better. DCA

anyone buying Meta?

>>51416333
APOLOGIZE.

>>51416316
No. Gaze into the abyss.

>>51416270
Read up on the 70s and 80s. At first they tried the same shit they do now. That did not work and only made things worse.

Then Volcker came along and raised interest rates over the inflation rate, which finally brought inflation down.

Oh yeah, we cannot do that now, because it would bankrupt the whole system. GG.

>>51416242
I wouldn't worry too much, they'll likely come back for the DLC, and then markets will PUMP.

>>51416308
based

>>51416325
STOCKS*

>>51416288
I'm afraid we'll soon have no choice but to get diabetes from sweet tea and chain up every free negro north of the Mason-Dixon.

The was the most pathetic dead cat I've seen

stocks will literally go right back up
who fucking cares lol
just buy the dip like always

how new are you

When was the last time we had -5% in one (1) day

>>51416308
Dude in the back has a fucking based moustache

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuHBzViSlGQ
everything is fine, chuds, buy the dip

>>51416227
>28
seems pretty far from that and why would that be a big deal?

>>51416390
I WANT TO BUY THE DIP BETTER THAN YOU

3930 RESISTANCE
BROKEN

>>51416364
s-so whats the solution?

>>51416390
>DUUUUUUDE! Just wait 10 years for a 5% gain

accelerating into close kek

>>51416347
>Pound has lost its dead queen bounce

>>51416390
Remember if you bought the peak of dot com bubble you'd have to wait over a decade to make profit, not even accounting for inflation

>>51416396
June 2020

DAMN IT FEELS GOOD TO BE A BOBO
A REAL BOBO KNOWS HOW TO PLAY HIS CARDS RIGHT
A REAL BOBO NEVER RUNS HIS FUCKING MOUTH BECAUSE A REAL BOBO NEVER STARTS FIGHTS... AND MUMU’S ALWAYS GOTTA HIGH CAP SHOWING ALL HIS BULLS HOW HE SHOT HIM...BUT REAL BOBO’S DONT FLEX NUTS CUZ REAL BOBO’S KNOW THEY GOT EM... AND EVERYTHING IS COOL IN THE MIND OF BOBO CAUSE BOBO’S THINK DEEP. UP THREE SIXTY FIVE AYO 24/7 CAUSE REAL BOBO’S DONT SLEEP... AND ALL I GOTTA SAY TO YOU WANNABE, GONNABE, DIP SLURPING, LOSS EATING MUMU’S IS WHEN THE FIRE DIES DOWN WHAT THE FUCK YOU GONNA DO? DAMN IT FEELS GOOD TO BE A BOBO...

>>51416270
Some form of global war should do the trick its time zoom zoom dies so grandma can afford rice and beans.

>SOXL -20%

>>51416408
WWIII (the hot phase)

>>51416333
GEO is down 5% today

>>51416408
Financial repression
In this case destroy other countries financial and economic status to save ours

>>51416270
It's literally just supply and demand. Covid shutdown killed supply. Governments and CBs artificially stojed demand with gibs and printing. More money chasing fewer goods = inflation. The only way to reverse inflation is to increase supply or kill demand. Governments and CBs can't do much on the supply side (except biden releasing oil from the SPR), so the only way to control inflation is reduce demand by collapsing the economy and killing jobs.

>>51416390
>stocks will literally go right back up
>who fucking cares lol
>just buy the dip like always
>how new are you
Making 350% in a day is great but knowing this perma-bull anime poster lost his shirt today is even better

>>51416411
better than what you get

>>51416425
WHY DID I BUY AT 26

The bottom is in when you see people like this on the news

>>51416434
I never liked those guys anyway.

>>51416408
Only solution left is the final solution.

>>51416413

>>51416446
>26

>>51416434
Isn't that already happening with EU and Japan sharting their pants

>>51416446
56 average here

>>51416430
GEO will be worth $20 in two to three years.
The kind of people that recently pumped the price are bailing since they're retail just following Burry.
It should settle back down to $6 if you want to actually go long then.

I'm not, I'd rather just stay cash for now and buy into less risky companies, but GEO is actually getting their shit together. Just don't buy now.

>>51416420
fucking die

heres a fun idea
what if some other random news happens to come out overnight or tomorrow
what if...

not financial advice

>>51416408
smoking on that pollution

SEPTEMBER IS WHERE THE MIDTERM ELECTION CYCLE BOTTOM OCCURS

SEPTEMBER IS THE WORST MONTH FOR STOCKS

SEPTEMBER IS WHEN AGGRESSIVE QT STARTS

SEPTEMBER CPI PRINT IS HOT

SEPTEMBER 16TH THIS FRIDAY IS QUAD WITCHING

SEPTEMBER 21 IS THE FOMC MEETING AND THE MARKET IS PRICING IS 100 BPS

SEPTEMBER 26TH IS THE END OF SHEMITAH

HOLD ON TO YOUR BUTTS

guys im expecting some absolutely crazy shenanigans in the last 5 minutes today
hold on to your butts

WE ARE BACK AT 9/7 PRICES ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR

>worst day of 2022
we for sure bounce tomorrow, right?

>dow is down 4%

>>51416434
so economic warfare which started with russia and now is going to happen with china.

>>51416396
the fake pandemic that caused this inflation.
>dude just shutdown the economy grandma might die

>DO I FUCKING SELL OR HOLD GODDAMNIT

>>51416454
Why would he set himself on fire before jumping out of the window?

*KA-WHAM* *KA-WHAM* *KA-WHAM*
*knock**knock**knock**knock**knock**knock*
OPEN UP MUMU! I'VE GOT A TRUCKLOAD OF MARKET ON CLOSE ORDERS FOR YOU!

>>51416364
> we cannot do that now, because it would bankrupt the whole system. GG
Good analysis. Few people mention this part that raising the interest rates means the government needing to pay that interest on the debt via newly issued short term bonds. We're gonna reach a tipping point if they can't control inflation in the next 18 months or so

a c c e l e r a t e

>>51416227
It was over 36 in march, why would 28 be a big deal?

>>51416317
If it outperforms spy too it's really fucking over

>>51416486
dont worry ill be buying calls at the bottom raw dog no condom

>>51416468
>56
How the fuck do you cope? or you alredy sold at loss?

We are getting close to capitulation. Might be in the final phase of inflation news cycle. Just need to get close to a circuit breaker.

>>51416468
w-we'll make it through this

>>51416420
DAMN IT FEELS GOOD TO BE A BOBO. A REAL BOBO-ASS NIGGA KNOWS THE PLAY
THE REAL BOBO-ASS NIGGAS GET THE FLYEST OF THE BITCHES ASK THAT BULL-ASS NIGGA LITTLE MUMU
DAMN IT FEELS GOOD TO BE A BOBO

>>51416417
>if you bought the absolute peak of dot com bubble
>if you didnt enter a single dollar for the next decade
>if you somehow LOST all the dividends
baka noob

9/11 ain't got shit on 9/13

>>51416503
I dont know bro but weve got 12 minutes to figure it out
the smart thing to do is sell
but theres NO reason for a pump at all

>>51416474
> GEO will be worth $20 in two to three years.
Probably yeah. Overall there are plenty of stocks to buy now that are solid and pay divvies too. GEO might be a good choice, although it has too much debt for my liking in the current situation. Although I'm sure Burry has his own approach to this position.

>>51416497
>market has even worse day of 2022 after the worst day of 2022 selloff
i can see the headlines now

>>51416529
We're still at LEAST 2,000 dead bankers away from that.

>>51416518
No i simply dont even look at my positions anymore.
7k down the drain

>>51416519
>close to capitulation
Buddy spy has to go to low 300s for a capitulation

>>51416519
>anime pic
>"capitulation"
>vix under 30
son we havent even had a hint of panic selling yet slow your roll youve never seen a capitulation in your life

>>51416528
Most normies get wrecked in the worst way possible, the market is designed to wreck them

wew lad, monthly candle doesn't look good anymore, last night at the close they scam wicked the ES to the 4138 level I was looking for and then began the sell off, now the monthly looks ready to put in a 3 black crow and if that's the case expect 330 by December maybe lower

>>51416505
lower risk of surviving, you're suppose to shoot yourself in the head after you catch fire and lean out the window

What the fuck did just happen? I just looked up the stocks.

>>51416340
appreciate ya
>>51416364
yup, exactly. another hike and everyone defaults. which brings the question, who do we own money to? I mean I know the answer but its funny to think about it every time.

Sooo sad i sold all my SQQQ @1:30 i fucking missed another dollar of profit.

Just a quick reminder to bulls that you literally are not alive. You do not meet the threshold of mental capacity or activity to constitute a "living thing." You are a retard and a failure who can only make money when literally everything is going up. You cannot fend for yourself, you will always rely on rising tides to lift you up to anywhere. You are not an "optimist," you are a dumb animal with your head in the sand who survives off of money printer handouts. Leave the market and never come back. Morons of your caliber have been shitting the whole thing up for long enough. Fuck you.

>>51416497
lol, we're gonna see circuit breakers when the fed raises rates by 125bps

I walked past my dads office and he's already drinking kek.

>>51416497
I think this market is finally broken. We'll get sone green days, but it's all down frim here.

OH NO BROS what are you going to do now? It might be time to start seriously planning that murder-suicide idea that keeps popping into your head.

WTF WAS THAT

whoa, just heard about stocks. sorry that happened to you. crazy

GET ME THE PLUNGE PROTECTION TEAM!?

we gunna heal Thur-Fri.

Bought the dip, see you in hell frens

>>51416545
>7k
Oh,whatever

CLOSE THE FUCKING MARKET ALREADY. where are the circuit breakers? this is insane!!! im losing so much fucking money.

Bring back the suicide hotline links in the op just in case

>>51416558
>yup, exactly. another hike and everyone defaults. which brings the question, who do we own money to? I mean I know the answer but its funny to think about it every time.
The only good news as far as "everyone defaults" is that loans take time to roll over and refinance, even the national debt.

next stop:

>>51416588
No brakes in the last 15 my dude.

kek you can really tell who got into stocks post-2020

WE'RE PUMPING

wtf I was up 15% then refreshed and I'm back down to +14.17% (7500$).

>>51416588
you're gonna lose a lot more by the end of this year

>>51416562
>bulls exit the market
>everything drops to zero
>bears literally can't make any more money ever again

i only have $200k to buy dips

>>51416581
>yes your holiness I'm destroying usury finance as fast as I can, I can't make them too suspicious.

It's all gonna be ok with the Inflation Reduction Act. LOLOLOL
https://youtu.be/YuHBzViSlGQ

>>51416579
But Gigachad, crypto is down a lot too!

>oil is only down a little
Feels good. What's everyone slurping on the 26th?

>>51416519
Capitulation is not when you think it is. Capitulation is when people are jumping out windows and people are thrown out of homes. It is when people think the market will go down to 0 and "sell" to stay alive. We are not even close to that yet. Prepare for more pain.

>>51416408
Just raise the long term inflation target. Dumb goyim won't notice anyway

We're gonna see a last 5 minutes rally, right, bros?

>NSC and UNP down 3.5%
Their too big to fail, right bros?

>>51416565
It's just a good day for a drink, Tuesday. It's when people least expect you to drink

>>51416612
AH and premarket jews scalping

WHAT THE FUCK DO I BUY IN A MARKET LIKE THIS

>>51416611
they are valuable dont slight them
after all its because of them we know the bottom is still yet to come

>>51416537
What stocks you looking at fren?

>I'm only down 1.75%
I feel strangely unconcerned

>>51416562
I had a conversation with some coworkers about their plans for the future and all of them had nothing in mind but to retire and stay in their homes and fix random shit. Like it's almost like they have no ability to create, no ability to truly do anything but slave and hope the world gets better without actually contributing anything to it. It's really sad that some people born on this earth (particularly alot of Gen x and boomers) are only cattle and have only ever been cattle. we tag on Gen z and millennials but they started the fire that will burn the effige of capitalism that has destroyed futures and humans ability to create and the only ones who suffer are the ones who have already been suffering since birth.

>holding puts i bought at the top
>just bought calls
fuck im comfy

BUDDY

today we all got hit financially with the DDT™

>WAKE ME UP WHEN SEPTEMBER ENDS

>>51416636
It's cute watching them try to pick up pennies in front of a train.

>>51416286
Fair enough.

>>51416320
He mentions he still has some in a recent interview as long term holds. He's about to do some heavy OTC private placements next month in uranium juniors/explorers, which is basically highway robbery since you can get a 20%+ or more discount on shares or even more extreme deals with warrants.

>>51416632
aaahhhhahahaha

This is insane.
We dumped literally for no reason. So the Fed needs to keep raising rates, big deal we've known this for months. This market is so braindead.

BULLBROS WE'RE BACK

FUCK YOU BOBO HAHAHAHAH

>>51416621
See, this is the mistake bulls make; bears are not bears, they are just rational, conscious human beings. "Bears" go long when it makes sense and go short when it makes sense. Once you dipshit bullfaggots exit the market, it will resume its normal lifecycle at sensible valuations.

>>51416642
I'm sure you'd be happier if you owned nothing.

if we don't end below - 4 percent we moon tomorrow this is shaking weak hands that's all.

>>51416667
Le priced in!!!!

I have no idea why I made so much money today, I just saw it going down and bought puts
Really it was a very lucky thing that nothing went up today

>>51416602
ngl think it will clown scam right before that happens

Gloating bobos will have their testicles removed and be thrown from the top of the NYSE. Financial terrorists.

>>51416579
lol btc is down 12%

>>51416642
a gun

>>51416650
>all of them had nothing in mind but to retire and stay in their homes and fix random shit
>they have no ability to create
Something tells me that they all have children, and your inability to see the irony of this speaks more about you than it does about them.

>>51416628
We are close to that point. Bulls had some hope past few months. Now its surrender.

>>51416562
if youre not buying today you are the dumb sheep

>>51416652
>buying after the first red day
>not even at June lows yet
anon..

>>51416126
Inflation gangang

>>51416680
No....

>>51416667
>We dumped literally for no reason
oh dear...

>>51416680
ahhhhahahahaha
I thought I was a terrorist because I'm one of them Ultra Maga Republicans, but apparently it's because I bought put options.

>>51416650
>duuuude I'll create important things
Nobody cares about your youtube videos, there's 7 billion retards making them. Once you grow old enough you realize how futile your efforts to better the world are and understand that you should focus on making your own personal life better

INFLATION IS .1% WORSE THAN WE THOUGHT AND STILL OVER 8 MARKET SELL EVERYTHING MOVE TO CASH BEFORE INFLATION GOES DOWN HURRY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

buy now

>Wifey says we're squeezing shorts
>the very next day we giga sell off
my sides

>>51416697
what did you buy? I bought some netflix and thinking of buying meta.

>Power minute will save us

>>51416667
https://www.cato.org/multimedia/cato-daily-podcast/how-fed-thinks-about-inflation-cryptocurrencies-ngdp-targeting

Wrong every bulltard has been on a pivot play and need electric torture from how to believe what he says about holding higher and actually doing qt which just started

WHAT????????

>>51416691
I have a son, I plan to write a book and manga for my son to enjoy. I work in medicine and plan to leave my career soon to enjoy my life with my son and wife. If that's not something you can see then you are a slave. And I feel pity for you that money is all you think dictates what gives you value.

>>51416418
didn't worse happen during covid?

official closing theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4ujS1er1r0

>my jew boss that is extremely wealthy literally told me yesterday that the market would begin to be bullish long term very soon

That dirty kike

>tfw u sold ur puts like a dingus at open cuz you’re a poor paper handed pussy who couldn’t afford to lose everything
id have 3k instead 600

>>51416588
If any hit, it’ll be overnight. They used to be -4% but now are -7%

>>51416735
Because boomer stocks are boring. I don't have 25 years to make it. Shit is getting worse each passing day.

Oh boy we are full on shitting now

POWER MINUTE
>POWER MINUTE
POWER MINUTE
>POWER MINUTE
POWER MINUTE
>POWER MINUTE
POWER MINUTE
>POWER MINUTE

>>51416667
100bps incoming

https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/nomura-first-bank-call-100bps-rate-hike-next-week

>>51416722
Kek, thanks I needed that laugh

>>51416700
It's a pretty violent red day imo, there should be a solid bounce by EOW

>>51416737
>here son read my fanfiction
No thanks dad

>>51416258
Is he an actual homosexual?

AEVA

will the nasDUMP finish above or below -5%?

>>51416748
Time in the market, not timing the market

>>51416650
Well said, fren. We are in the "weak men create hard times" phase. And don't listen to that other faggot about >muh children. The NPCs and their mindless zombified goycattle children will live as untermenschen, just as their parents did, with no ability to think critically. They "live" for 70 years and then die without ever experiencing a critical thought or producing a single thing for the species other than another generation of cattle.

>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
LETS GO BRANDON

>>51416735
Probably the word boomer. I tried to post about covid once and it got spam blocked

sold everything at close, was going to hold a couple sqqq 40.50 calls but I just cant leave 350% on the table no matter how spooky everything is
going to have steak tonight bear bros, namaste

>That last minute pump

>>51416764
>nomura
lol thanks for reminding me to load up on calls before this week is over. these are the same retards that thought we'd have 8.0% cpi print today.

Ding ding ding! How did it go on this wonderful Tuesday anon?

>>51416778
Both

So like bonds then?

>>51416667
>everyone is wrong but me
Don't let us stop you. Go long now with as much leverage as you can. Reap rewards proportional to your intelligence.

>>51416531
i just thought it would be fun to yell
>i sold at 7.00

>>51416517
>dont worry ill be buying calls at the bottom

WHEN

Ding dibg -ack

>>51416791
just shorts covering and even that was a blip

DING DING NIGGERS

>>51416804

believe in shemitah yet?

Big buddy
Check the tmv
Wtfwt

>>51416743
that song is the zogbot anthem

>>51416790
>sold everything at close, was going to hold a couple sqqq 40.50 calls but I just cant leave 350% on the table no matter
and the best part of this is, Ill actually be able to get some sleep tonight

>>51416818
Always have

>>51416805
bonds sold off

>>51416804
>-14.74% after daily inflation

what did he mean by that

wow I wish I switched to puts earlier. started out -4k ended up +7k

>>51416812
before the end of the month
no idea
i also probably wont tell you when the bottoms in either

>>51416804
+232.39%
I'm still unhappy though.

I outperformed SPY.

>>51416804
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA -2.39% (3500) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>51416804
lost a grand. could have been worse i guess

>>51416804
I did okay.. i sold some of my puts wayyyy too early. Should have been a 5k day

>>51416737
You're the one out here saying that people working to preserve a high standard of living in retirement aren't contributing anything.
>I'm going to leave my job and write a comic >that's contributing more to this world than my skills and training being put to use
Can't see the forest for the trees. I never said it was about money.

>>51416764
They also called 100bp and was wrong last time. Or really fed was wrong and they were right. Either way.

>>51416840
>billions and billions to ukraine
I hope he pays with jail

>>51416852
Damn bro now I gotta go finish Metroid Dread.

how many threads we got goin now?

idk guys, spy being down 4% seems kind of like a bearish close but then resistance is holding up 393 and strong buying volume is coming in and this is just a bear trap and there was head and doji cup forming on the 2day and the money printer goes brrrrr so im buying calls.

>>51416840
we (he) spend but we (you and me) pay

>>51416872
100bps is at 32% now

>20% for 100 hike yesterday
>32% for 100 hike today
don't feel so good..

>>51416854
kek

>>51416874
of course not
and you won't do shit about it

>>51416891
Ultimately I think they have the smart take

>>51416893
no yesterday was 20% 50 80% 75

>>51416784
>die without ever experiencing a critical thought or producing a single thing for the species other than another generation of cattle.
>but not me, my contributions to humanity will far outweigh anything my ancestors ever did
>even though they managed to raise me, heh
>my name's going into the history books!
Is that about how it goes, anon?

>>51416886
Bout 3 or 4 my dude.

>>51416804
Down 2.4% not too bad, have some puts that mitigated losses
I plan on holding all my shares through whatever comes so a couple % isnt anything Im concerned about
I sold a few amc calls towards the top of the last rally, they expire at the end of next month yet are barely down
Probably has more to do with amc1 being less liquid than the volatility that is permanently jacked there likely will be another run in the next few months and Id like to be ready for it

>>51416840
>>51416874
>>51416907
Sorry but we will loot Eurasia and you will cope Trump Chud

Railway bears ww@
Lets fucking break big co

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wall_Street_Crash_of_1929

Some great reading to prepare for the future!

>>51416936 >>51416936>>51416936>>51416936>>51416936

MIGRATE
>>51416111
>>51416111

>>51416840
What he means to say is: CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE CHIP

>>51416869
you think the work any of us do contributes to anything? That's why we're hiring illegals and replacing everyone with robots lol dude wake up already. I know you're probably in your mid/early 40s but you have to stop and really think about what's going on. You slaving every day trying to make a buck to pay your mortgage sitting at home working on your car isn't going to do anything for you. Learn to create. Learn to write. Learn to make something that others can enjoy and think WOW I wish I could do something great like that and that will give you greater joy than a boat, a Ferrari, a Rolex ever will.
>>51416784
it's just sad. I watch them in the break room doing nothing but staring at a blank wall, maybe wondering to themselves if anyone else is noticing how good they are at their job, if they'll get a raise, if that mole they just noticed is a tumor. I mean it really is sad when you stop to look at how miserable some people are.

>>51416850
fuck you nigger

>>51416921
>I can escape meaninglessness, valuelessness, purposelessness, and valuelessness by reproducing... more humans!
wrong.

>>51416960
>you think the work any of us do contributes to anything?
Yes. You have a selfish mentality. You have to try, because it's the right thing to do. Unless you'd prefer to think like a boomer, drop out of society because "I got mine"; but then you're going to be the one wondering why the world has gone to shit at the end of your life, not me.

>>51416525
Kek.

>>51417063
I hope one day before you get really old anon, you wake up.

>>51416889
ill give you my special advice
dont fuck with this volatility
a lot of people are gonna be wiped out tomorrow because they thought they could step into this blender and make a few bucks
holding overnight tonight is suicide

>>51417163
lol said the scorpion
lmao
https://youtu.be/8gjda5zIx_g

ATTENTION BEARS

We must pay our respects to the Bogdanoff twins for today's spectacular sell off. They really did dump it

>>51417236
Died right at the top. They made the greatest call in market history.