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Can it be my own?

>>51402225
honestly? yeah sure why not

Once per year, right?
Anyone saying no to that is mentally retarded

>>51402225
Did you forget where you are? Half the people on this board would do it for free.

>>51402225
Second question, can it be a feminine dick?

>>51402225
I'm not an ethnic jew or spiritual jew either, so no. Not even for $1 trillion. If you're a jew, OP, then I guess that's extremely difficult for you to comprehend.

>>51402234
fpbp i keked

>>51402225
no

>>51402256
>ID su d3k
Checks out

would do it for $500 a dick.

>>51402225
Don't have to hahahajahahahahahagahahagagsgagsgcssfgdrf

>>51402225
No I find dicks gross outside of my own

>>51402225
guaranteed secret and no stds? hell yea

>>51402365
You only get to suck one per year, don't get greedy

I don't know, but I can tell you from a flexibility perspective that I dislike sucking dick more than I like getting my dick sucked.

>>51402225
Can I choose the guy?

>>51402315
>>51402337
>>51402368
The only reason you guys think being gay is bad is because someone told you so

I'll ride it and swallow the cum too.

Do people still pay for gay sex? Isn't it easier to get than ever now that every zoomer is a sodomite?
>>51402471
You wouldn't be so sensitive to people's intuitive disgust at your sodomy if you truly felt that way.

Repent and find God. Your behavior stems from trauma and shame.

>>51402471
>The only reason you guys think being gay is good is because someone told you so
The monumental amount of statistics regarding fag promiscuity, molestation rates, mental illness rates, suicide rates, STD rates and pedophilia is reason enough.

>>51402533
Correlation or causation though? Straight males partake in the same behaviour

>>51402471
>be kid
>be repulsed by fags instinctively same way you would feel seeing a maggoty corpse
>be teenager
>liberal parents and surrounding society convinces me to not be disgusted by fags
>be adult
>realize that gays really are repulsive

>>51402512
>>51402533
>>51402682
*kisses you*

>>51402234
Machiavellian post. 10/10

>>51402234
I was literally about to say this

>>51402293

>>51403066
>>51403079
Well no one asked but
>be me
>flexible
>on bed, legs on wall
>idea.jpg
>pee pee isn't far from face
>'if i get hard i can prob reach it'
>get hard and curl myself up more
>pee pee reaches mouth
>not much room to move
>options are suction or twirl my tongue on head
>both make me feel like a faggot
>give up, unroll
>go wash cock taste from mouth

>>51402225
Can it be my own?

yes

>>51402225
I already make more than that without having to suck dick.

>>51403539
>implying there's a difference

>>51403239
this is literally me

Can it be my own or a hot trannies?

>>51402225
I don't know if I can afford to pay someone 80k.

>>51402234
OP didn't say no.

>>51402512
>>51402533
>>51402682
>t. Fragile sexualities
Also God has no place on a business forum weak minds

>>51402471
Most of us just aren't attracted to dudes, my friend. I live in Florida, so I know a fair amount of gay dudes and I don't judge them or anything. But the idea of kissing a dude or more is like jumping in a fucking ice lake for me. But I hope you get all the dick that you want and all that

Only cock I'd suck is Bruce venture's
Or maybe the one Heather Harmon was always sucking
I can already suck my own

>>51403239
I tried once but stopped when dick got close

>>51402471
I think being gay is bad because I immediately wince, shudder in horror and have to avert my eyes the moment I witness fag shit. Debunk that, nigger.

>>51402225
For sure. I would probably even look forward to it. Id make myself really horny the month before, no fapping, so at least I would be turned on by the event even though Im not gay

Obviously, yes. It'd be pretty gross to do if you aren't attracted to guys, but it's so infrequent that obviously any rational actor would do it given the effort:reward ratio.

Otherwise, this only carries some assumption in it that doing sexual stuff with men as a man is somehow bad or "immoral", which is laughable (assuming it's not unprotected sex without getting STD tests or whatever, in which case it could be immoral due to the risks of infecting people).

>>51402471
>someone = the supreme, all-knowing creator of the universe
YES

>>51402225
I had a man offer me $250 to suck my dick shortly after my 18th birthday. I said yes. He sucked and I came but he kept procrastinating the payment and telling me he wanted to try other things with me first. I stopped taking his calls/messages until one time he said he could do the first $100 if I saw him that evening. He handed me the hundred but then immediately started groping my crotch and kissing my neck. I backed away, blocked him, and avoided all situations where I might see him again.

It's never just one dick, no matter what they say.

>>51405231

>>51405182
>>someone = the supreme, all-knowing creator of the universe
>YES
You are certain the supreme, all-knowing creator of the universe informed you that being gay is bad?

>>51402225
>)
yes but only once, ask me again in another year..

>>51402225
I'm not gay but yeah I would. As long as it's a nice thick juicy cock. Bonus points if it's on a femboy. Actually if it was the latter I'd do it more than once for free.

>>51405278
Tbh it usually goes back to kids saying his shoes were gay or something in third grade

>>51402225
I would even put some effort into it and deepthroat a little

>>51402225
Suck dick for 80k ? Absolutely not , i’ll do it for free , lick the balls & swallow even. I just like cocks.

Oh and i also hold link

>>51402225
depends, is it on a girl?
Maybe

i do it for free

>>51402256
A millionaire or a billionaire doing that would be pretty stupid

>>51402225
you'd be a faggot not to

>>51402225
Easily. I'd suck ten dicks for $800k too

>>51402225
i have already sucked multiple dicks this year

>>51406158
you'd suck 10 dicks for free
not that its bad or anything

80k after tax? That's like twice my annual wage so yeah, probably.

>>51402225
I spent about 5 minutes thinking about it. No, I don't think I could. Just the thought of it is traumatic as i'm not a fag. If my own.....possibly.

>>51402682
based and accepting of the natural defense mechanisms pilled

>>51402379
This

Sure. Who am I paying the 80k salary too though?

>>51402471
what are you gonna do about it faggot?
>the only reason you do blah is because someone told you
that's called a "culture" you stupid jew

>>51402225
100%

>>51406481
me

>>51402471
I'm disgusted by guy sex and lesbians are the most boring thing I can't think of (unless it involves my waifu, but I have nothing against gays. In fact some of my favorite historical people were gay.

KILL ALL THE GAYS AND THE FAGGOTS

>>51402471
gays are just not fun

>>51406430
>not that its bad or anything
You're devaluing your labour
Of course it's bad

>>51406551
>>51406022

>>51406504
>In fact some of my favorite historical people were gay.
Just say you're disgusted by fags
No need to be a faggot about it

These kinds of threads are the only reason it's worth coming to /biz/ outside of shitcoin season.
Cheers cunts

>>51406430
Yeah, I would

>>51406802
Wanna suck mine?