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>> No.51398749

JOE CHINESE MARKET SETPOINT BIDEN

>> No.51398755
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51398755

Daily reminder.

>> No.51398758
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51398758

You got my money bitch?

>> No.51398766

GOD HATES BEARS
THANK GOD FOR DEAD BEARS

>> No.51398779
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51398779

Today looks like a wonderful day to buy some Antisense Therapeutics.

>> No.51398798

who is ready for pajeets controlling the railways?

>> No.51398800

>>51398779
nobody buys dogshit illiquid eurotrash stocks, all the european companies worth investing in are listed on the NYSE or NASDAQ

>> No.51398809

https://www.nintendolife.com/news/2022/09/square-enix-is-now-part-of-a-blockchain
wew

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>>51398739
Bobo emergency meeting

What if someone Putins the Putin and all sanctions are dropped? I am getting really concerned about my short positions now. Like I actual fucking panic

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>>51398827
Media says russia is bad,not just putin

>> No.51398842

>>51398800
>nobody buys dogshit illiquid eurotrash stocks, all the european companies worth investing in are listed on the NYSE or NASDAQ
Buy now or be priced out forever. ANP is about to start a double blind, placebo controlled Phase IIB trial and is funded all the way to trial results coming out early 2024. Shit is a 20 bagger in less than 18 months.

>> No.51398850

heil the almighty 10yr

>> No.51398864
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51398864

>Futures

>> No.51398867

Is there any comprehensive easy to grasp introduction to Stocks? I have 0 money, actually negative money but I want to have a lot of money.
Are there any starting places? I am English btw.

>> No.51398904
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>Powell announces 150 bps hike to make up for no hike in August
How hard do we dump?

>> No.51398917

Give it to me straight bros. Red or green tomorrow?
>t. couldn't decide between puts or calls today

>> No.51398927

>>51398867
https://jlcollinsnh.com/stock-series/

>> No.51398930

>>51398867
>I am English btw
Become the king's piss boy.

>> No.51398931
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>>51398917
Rad red

>> No.51398937
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51398937

Bought nothing, sold nothing. Didn't do nothing. Yet I still get paid for it.. Now I'm fixing to do nothing this evening/night till it's bed time. Very relaxing and stress free. All while my retirement accounts just keep growing fatter. Hey don't knock it. Low stress means your more apt to have a longer life span so you can enjoy life and your money more once you retire for good.

>> No.51398945
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51398945

>Futures

>> No.51398949
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>>51398917
My uncle works as the Fed's briefcase supplier. Powell ordered the golden briefcase. I repeat, Powell has returned the red on black briefcase and will enter the next meeting with the golden briefcase.
Do with this information as you will.

>> No.51398953

>>51398930
I'm too low class, I am as bottom as it gets really as far as white English goes. I'd be the King's pen mover or willy shaker for £20 an hour no problem
>>51398927
thanks

>> No.51398977

>>51398917
open green, probably crab end of day.
>Biden didn't send out a warning memo to not panic at CPI release again
>Biden scheduled a party to celebrate the Inflation Reduction Act tomorrow

>> No.51398981
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They're trying to catch the NPCs who buy equities in the end of the quarter
Don't fall for the "pump", frens

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>>51398945
DREAM NOOOOOOOO

>> No.51399008

>>51398977
>>Biden didn't send out a warning memo to not panic at CPI
This is basically the only proof CPI won't be that bad, probably 8% ish still but lower since there is no damage control

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>>51398977
>Biden scheduled a party to celebrate the Inflation Reduction Act tomorrow
fucking why?

>> No.51399034

so whats the play when china invades taiwan? ASML calls?

>> No.51399038

>>51399018
to celebrate the low CPI print, duh! :^)

>> No.51399039
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>Azeroaches attacking Armenia
Bullish... for me!

>> No.51399055

>>51399034
If China invades Taiwan the play is fill your bathtub with water to drink and stock up on rice and canned goods because shit's going to get uglier than you've ever lived through for a little while.

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>>51398917
It's spiced gin, Mr.Bobo. Spiced gin

>> No.51399060

im thinking of buying TMF to prepare for a bond turnaround when the market starts pricing in a stop to the hikes next year
bring me back to my senses

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>futures

>> No.51399077

>>51399039
Literally who and literally where?

>> No.51399089

>>51399034
China invading Taiwan is a meme, they were onlt hawkish so their dumb bug population focuses on that and not their collapsing financial sector

>> No.51399099
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>>51399077
It's near Georgia, so, not far from Atlanta.

>> No.51399100

>>51399074
Emiru is a 1 in a million beaut. Shame pretty ladies are not a commodity anymore.

>> No.51399102

>>51399034
China invasion of Taiwan is the only black swan event I believe in given how dependent some companies are on China/Taiwan.
>TSLA (China)
>AAPL (Taiwan and China)
>NVDA (Taiwan)

>> No.51399144
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Bros I'm calling in "sick" to work tonight. cough cough. So while I'm enjoying 15 or so tequila sunrises, shill me some stocks to buy. And maybe why I should buy.

>> No.51399174

>>51399102
>some companies
The entire American economy is entirely dependent on China and Taiwan. Not only are they providing our chips but also a huge amount of our manufacturing. Putting ourselves in this position is the dumbest mistake of the 20th century. We mock Germany for making themselves dependent on Russian gas but fuck, we did it even worse to ourselves with China.

>> No.51399176

>>51399034
I legit think that the ukraine thing has been a wake-up call for the chinks
remember they're just like you and me, normal people with lots of power but limited knowledge
ukraine has perfect terrain for invasion - wide, flat, open ground, not a fucking island
and its been a disaster, and everyone knows and has seen that its been a disaster

>> No.51399205

>>51399176
A Chinese takeover of Taiwan would almost be more like what happened in Hong Kong- a political takeover enforced by local law enforcement.

>> No.51399207
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51399207

Even this shit sounds unsustainable.
>>51399144
>Emma Stone aging into Sarah Snook
Hot

>> No.51399217

I don't know how to play at this casino anymore. There doesn't seem to be any news good enough to make it pump higher but there doesn't seem to be any bad news to make it dump. Tomorrow's CPI is going to come in cool but is it already priced in?

>> No.51399241

>>51399205
people are worried about a hot war, not a coup
if a coup happens, tsmc will keep producing

>> No.51399271

>>51399174
If TSM gets disrupted from war the entire global economy grinds road a halt. They produce 95% of the world's 5nm semis

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>>51399271
Who makes the other 5%?

>> No.51399294

>>51399207
this is like saying that I'm getting paid $10k per year by GME

>> No.51399310

>>51399174
>Putting ourselves in this position is the dumbest mistake of the 20th century.
Politically yes but economically it was inevitable. Unions the government had too much of a strangle on those businesses and of course they would get the fuck away from that the second they could (migrant labor, offshoring, etc). Half the shit we have against China in geopolitics is just neocon chest beating anyways.

>> No.51399312

>>51399241
The political fallout would cause similar problems. We'd sanction, they'd counter sanction and use tsmc as the nuclear option. We can't do shit and they know it.

>> No.51399319

How much money do you have to put in to see money back, and is it good money?

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>>51398867
>I am English btw.
Lmao, you will never make it being a bong. Get out of there. You can't transfer hard earned wealth to you family so they will also bee wage slaves top kek. Bongs are doomed

>> No.51399337

>>51398864
Futures don't mean anything today.
830 tomorrow will define the trading day

>> No.51399343

>>51399283
Mostly samsung and the shitty china company

>> No.51399365
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>>51399039
Kek, literally a nothing burger. Last war nothing happened nor anybody cared. Only place I saw it was on /k/ and combat footage for some war kino.

>> No.51399414

>>51399365
Last war was in Artsakh, which de jure was already in Azerbaijan, so technically it was Azeroaches fighting separatists. Now they're attacking Armenia proper.

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>>51399144
AQB
>everyone eats fish
BHSIF
>only for the based
CLF
>a tranny favourite

>> No.51399447

If I wanted to support Armenia, I'd got to a restaurant in Riverside, CA.

>> No.51399465 [DELETED] 
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51399465

Why the FUCK are you CHUDS like this?

>> No.51399470

>>51398842
Bioshit is notoriously unpredictable. It might as well crash to near zero.

>> No.51399481

I made 4k riding PGM up from 1 dollar to 3.
I lost 2k riding PGM from .5 to .1. Fuck sakes Pure Gold, get it together.

>> No.51399484
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>>51399319
if you buy something like voo (https://finviz.com/quote.ashx?t=voo)) or vti, you will get 4-10% per year depending on how conservatively you want to plan
some brokers support fractional shares so there is no lower limit; you put in $100 and on average it becomes $110 next year
on average is a very important qualifier - sometimes it takes more than a decade to break even, other times you get way more, way faster (last year we saw like 30% growth)
another very important qualifier is that nothing is guaranteed; these projections are based on the past, and if the US turns communist next year, your savings are forfeit

>> No.51399498

>>51399207
>LCID in there
jesus christ a fucking startup and he's stealing all the money

how is this company still valued so much

>> No.51399509

>>51399310

It was only inevitable because we insisted on having the reserve currency. Bancor system might have avoided the dollar being so strong and resulting US de-industrialization.

BRICS for now are pushing the Yuan, but supposedly they have something sort of like a neo-Bancor in development. Maybe it works. Should be interesting anyways.

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>>51399465
You fucking with the wrong redhead disney.

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>>51399099
>Atlanta Fed GDPNow forecasts delayed due to hostile drone activity

>> No.51399546

>>51399498
I am pretty sure that this is just counting stock options aka they are lying by omission
he isnt getting any money unless he sells into the hype and we both know what happens to the price then

>> No.51399561
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>>51399465
>TikTok
WHOOOOOOO
CAAAAAAARES

>> No.51399563
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>>51399530
right - wokewood
left - alt-right reimagining of the movie via AI, in which META is a leader

>> No.51399565

>>51398739
Is there anyone on here on the value investors club? I just registered. I'm exploring. How did you get accepted

>> No.51399569
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>>51399060
Persistently high inflation (>4%) is the only way we wrangle this down without the entire treasury market collapsing.

>> No.51399571

>>51399498
>how is this company still valued so much
The cars look better than Tesla's neo-Chevy Malibus.

>> No.51399573

>>51399034
Prepare to die for israel time.

>> No.51399581

>>51399569
Honestly I'm excited for the return of bonds

>> No.51399583

>>51399465
She should kill herself to send a message

>> No.51399589

>>51399465
>just because I'm black
more like just because she has the facial structure of a hammerhead shark

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>>51399465
niggers dont even swim,noone in apefrica even knows wtf a mermaid is, and fuck niggers

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>>51399573
>Prepare to die for israel time.

>> No.51399598

>>51399581
if you short them you get to play both sides!

>> No.51399599

>>51399583
*attempt* to kill herself
women never actually go through with it, darkies even less so

>> No.51399621
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>>51399581
So the whole "Volcker hikes, you get 15% risk free return from bonds for the next 30 years" scenario...isn't in the cards.

A "return to bonds" right now is like the 40s, where CPI runs in the high single digits (at best), but the Fed keeps real bond yields far below that.

>> No.51399628

>>51399465
Bitch better learn not to culturally appropriate then. Even casting a non-Danish white girl for Ariel is pushing it.

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>>51399428
>AQB
>BHSIF
>CLF
I said that I'll be getting drunk, not gaining an extra chromosome.

>> No.51399631

>>51399621
Ibond holders will be happy

>> No.51399647

>>51399465
Her feeling pain is the point. She is a coal black nigger demon, the cursed seed of Cain in whom the kingdom of heaven has no part; who has no place among God's Master Race aka Nordic Aryans, the only race created in His own image.

Her feeling pain is the point - God's Race is under an ancient commandment to exterminate the differents, as told in the Old testament.

>> No.51399651

>>51399563
Holy fuck it is unreal how much better left is. I hope all these virtue signaling screwballs lose 60% of their net worth minimum.

>> No.51399653

>>51399631
Eh, maybe? They can still only shelter $10k per year and are reliant on the *official* CPI rather than real inflation.

Just consider, what would Biden do if the railroad strike hit and the BLS was about to say October's MoM CPI was a solid 1%? Think he'd tap some shoulders?

>> No.51399662

I'm balls deep in puts expiring Friday. What do I do? Hold the line or capitulate? This gay faggot shit where money makers just pump hard just fucks me over

>> No.51399679

>>51399563
goddamn there is nothing uglier than a nigger, makes me disgusted enough to want to sell all my SOXL calls and kms myself

>> No.51399680

>>51399571
But they produce like 2000 of them per fucking year.

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>>51399662
>capitulate
>When theyre about to start printing

>> No.51399688

>>51399662
Market irrational blah blah blah longer insolvent blah blah blah. If you're gonna do short dated options at least do 2DTE ones around some key events. A week is too long to gamble but long enough to get strung along on high % losses.

>> No.51399695

>>51399327
Bongs with half a brain can take advantage of tax free spread betting that covers most markets. Burgers would kill for something like that.

>> No.51399696

I'm trying to write an indicator on Tradingview (Pinescipt) that tracks spikes in volume. Any other metrics that are useful?

>> No.51399701

>>51399651
I have been reading the stable diffusion threads on /g/ and its seeming likely that AI will democratize art away from the big producers
art websites are already banning AI stuff because there's too much of it and a lot of it is quite good
in conclusion, buy SOXL

>> No.51399726

>>51399465
It's a fair point, all that hate should be directed at DIS executives instead. This actress didn't make any bad decisions related to the movie other than saying yes to what is probably a pretty high paying job.

>> No.51399733

>>51399701
It still can't get some details right >>51399682. I like the human touch too much to accept it. I will buy soxl at 8 like every other sane person.

>> No.51399737
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Anons...I think the entire market is going to feel major pain on Friday and next week.

Those tentative agreements with the railroads are NOT working out.

https://twitter.com/MorePerfectUS/status/1569396079933935616

>> No.51399747
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>>51399465
Racism is da poop! NO MORE!

>> No.51399749

>>51399653
$10,000 a year is about $200 per week which is a decent bit for a family to put away

>> No.51399759

>>51399733
>soxl 8
You know, the market need to crash hard for that. It wont happen, fagg. Buy SOXL

>> No.51399764

>>51399737
Zero sick days is kinda retarded

>> No.51399766

>>51399597
I'm actually surprised they're making another marvel movie. I figured it'd be all series now for the lower cost and longer audience capture time to boost the subscription income.

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>>51399733
as with human art its all about curation, finding the top 5% like picrelated
the main problem I have with the current stuff I'm seeing is that the model seems mostly trained on humans, not sure that it can generate, say, a convincing military parade
but its a matter of time

>> No.51399778

So who else didn't buy options this week? I dislike the feeling that options give institutions a deadline for the price to be what they need.

>> No.51399786
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>>51399696
You can try using standard deviations to find large spikes in volume. Something like link below.

https://www.tradingview.com/script/Eize4T9L-Relative-Volume-Standard-Deviation/

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>>51399680
Details, details.

>> No.51399797

>>51399764
dont take the job if you dont like the benefits? you gotta be a real stupid retard nigger to sign a contract and then bitch about doing what you agreed to do

>> No.51399802
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>>51399737
>Friday rolls around
>Last of the unions capitulate, agree to PEB deal
>Market breathes sigh of relief
>All union members vote against the deal, walk off the job
>Biden and congress force wagies back into cagies
>Mass sabotage, walkoffs, slowdowns, and wildcatting ensue
>No scabs available due to lol record low unemployment
>Markets heemed worse than a deal or clean strike
>Dems lose 30 Senate seats in the midterms

>>51399749
The families that sock away $200 a week are the ones most likely to get crushed under this scenario, unfortunately. Well, them and TMF baggies/60-40 boomerfolios.

>> No.51399817

>>51399797
I mean I agree but the company shutting down completely over it is equally stupid

>> No.51399822

>>51399465
More like we are sick of seeing redheads getting replaced all the fucking time.

>> No.51399829

>>51399797
No raise for the past three years would piss a lot of people off. And the corpo offer right now averages out to something like 4% over 5 years. They're intentionally shitting on wagies, rolling the dice that congress will back them up and automation will make up for any attrition.

>> No.51399838

>>51398867
>Are there any starting places?
>Step 1
>Have money
>Step 2
>Yolo on daily SPY options at open
>Step 3
>Have no money

>> No.51399841

>>51399786
Waist-to-hop ratio too large, would NOT bang even if I was desperate.

>> No.51399846

>Bobos looking to railway strikes to generate the collapse they so desperately seek
Are you kidding me? We're neon green until December, at least.

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>>51399841
>hop
Frog.

>> No.51399855

>>51399764
Another reason why I think the covid pandemic is bullshit

>> No.51399859

>>51399822
Nobody likes your gross halfway hair, black or blond are the only correct choices.

>> No.51399864

>>51399797
Retard tier take
>treat employees like niggers
>why is productivity down
>why is turnover up
>why are people on strike

Boomers have been assfucking America my whole life and exporting all of our self interests to poor, chinks and wetbacks instead of paying living wages to Americans. Just hurry up and die already faggot.. boomers are the only one left holding up this "our greatest ally israel" house of cards from collapsing and after you all fucking die we can hang all the communists and jews and rebuild from the ashes

>> No.51399865

>>51399829
My last job I was paid $25 an hour to manage databases, do web development, app development, and countless over bullshit. They were shocked I left when I got a better offer. Companies are just retarded and stuck in old ways not realizing labor is a resource like everything else

>> No.51399869

it is incredibly demoralizing that i, a single man earning over 100k a year, cannot afford a home in a decent area

>> No.51399884
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>>51399841
To each their own.

>> No.51399885

>>51399869
Where the fuck do you live. Rent is $1300 for me and thats a nice place

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>>51399597
>Israeli superheroine Sabra
>Sabra
wtf

>> No.51399894

>>51399565
I had an account, I backtracked some of their calls and it was pretty bad, even their top rated predictions. I like reading the write ups, but it's a waste of time.

Since I'm an unoriginal fuck and I can't communicate properly I didn't write anything for half a year or something and my acc got pruned or something. You won't escape smg though, eventhough it's usually useless too

>> No.51399910

>>51399737
But seriously I hope you guys are ready for the biggest strike since 1877

>>51388463

>> No.51399919

>>51399846
FWIW I'm an oil baron. A good economy helps but more trucks on the road from an RR strike also helps. I'm mainly rooting for the Happening factor and the chance of Joe Brandon stroking out.

>>51399865
Exactly. Also you read what RR wagies have to go through and the megabux make sense. But everyone's got their breaking point.

>> No.51399924

>>51399885
1300 for a nice home in a nice area with these interest rates? lol

>> No.51399928

>>51399869
Same. The market prices in having a girlfriend with a 100k job so you need 200k household income to afford a house. Incels will forever be hoomlets.

>> No.51399952
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>>51398739
Someone post the pull up pull up gif with bobo at the helm while flying towards a mountain.

Nvm lmao found it while picking a thot to post

>> No.51399954

>>51399337
>Futures don't mean anything today
What's the redpill on retail goyims trading futures. Seems pretty similar to options with the added risk of taking delivery on a warehouse full of oil or corn. As far as regular retail goyims go is this strictly for degenerate gamblers or is it worth getting into? Or is this better left to the big boys who are locking in prices for necessary commodities that they need to operate their companies? What's the deal here?

>> No.51399956

Bros I need a 20% NOW

>> No.51399976

>>51399869
It's supposed to be demoralizing. Just pay $900/month rent, save money and commute 40 mins to work instead of letting zestimate Stacy trick you into a 30 yr variable rate mortgage before the great reset

>> No.51399982

>>51399956
pick between riding PRTY to $3+ or BBW to $17.5+.
>captcha:K8GAY

>> No.51400044

>>51399864
railroads dont produce, they transport and are pure overhead. and if they want more pay they should walk to a productive job (that adds value) or go to a different company oh wait they're all union retards so instead of just a nigger getting fucked they all get fucked
>>51399829
sounds like they aren't hurting for workers, if the shitheads all quit maybe they'd pay more for people who know wtf they are doing so they would stay. it makes no business sense to pay more for a lazy old fart coasting by into retirement when you can hire someone more eager or skilled to do a better job. ffs japan's shit runs on time all the time but they dont have union niggers sleeping at the wheel either

>> No.51400051

>>51399924
Gotta head to the red states

>> No.51400054

My wife started a YouTube channel for relaxing music and pictures of scenery for the purpose of capturing YouTube ad revenue. We purchased a bunch of music to use and a few thousand picture gallery for $40. She just started today wish her luck

>> No.51400060
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>schizos pushing the railroad conspiracy theory even though it's been debunked by every reputable news outlet

>> No.51400063

If we are going to get persistent inflation as well as rising rates to fix the debt, what's the best security? A tips bond fund?

>> No.51400068

>>51400051
white areas in red states that isn't the middle of nowhere is what i'm looking at

>> No.51400075
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>futures

>> No.51400077

>>51400054
I've been thinking of making channels too. Keep us updated. People make good money doing that.

>> No.51400092

>>51400044
I think lots of people here can detail shit stocks in dying companies that shot themselves in the dick by losing employees. For example, Boeing.

>>51400054
Good on ya and your wife.

>> No.51400095

>>51400044
>logistics companies don't produce value
You are the most retarded faggot in this thread... our society is filled to the brim with tech trannies, advertising/hr/sales and government jobs that pay 6 figures to leech off of America and literally just be fucking cancer and you want to squeeze the nuts of blue collar workers. Retarded as fuck

>> No.51400107

>>51400068
Yeah thats my town. Comfy as fuck around 30k people but I'm not about to name it cause fuck of we're full lol

>> No.51400112

>>51400060
>every reputable news outlet
but those dont exist

>> No.51400117

>>51400112
take your pills

>> No.51400133

FUCK NIHHER WHAT THE FUKC PISSDRUNCXXXX NIGGAAAA

>> No.51400135

>>51400054
Some of those youtube people make damn good money for nothing but a side gig.. Hell that one girl who does a lot of medical shit pulls down I think 40k doing it. Mad P I think is the name. I watch some of it sometimes. Hell the best racket is some of those chiropractor videos. Dude gets paid twice. Once by the sucker he's working on, then again by the youtube people who watch his video.. (some of them are fucking scam artists but some ain't so I ain't knocking the profession itself; god knows I need some a good back crack/and or massage)

>> No.51400136

>>51400117
how about you take your monthly vax instead

>> No.51400137

>>51400060
It hasn't been debunked. Why do you think Norfolk and the other rail unions are already reducing service and shutting off networks on Tuesday?

>> No.51400142

4 FIG PORTOFLIO LFG NIGGGAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>51398307
>rail workers get paid $75-150k. this won't end until they get replaced by scabs making much less.
>We need retarded pajeets making 1/3rd of that handling every section of our critical infrastructure

Why would pajeets do hard manual labor when they can just run Google?

>> No.51400163

SOON TO BE 5NIGGA ALL LEVERAGE TOO MUCH LEVERAGE NIGGAGAAAAAAAA

>> No.51400173
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Yep, we just confirmed the bottom today. It's going to be smooth sailing from here on out mumus. Start buying up any stocks you see and just set and forget for easy money.

>> No.51400174

DEM PILLS KIDS

>> No.51400188

uranium
subscribe
cheers

>> No.51400190

GIMME DAT 3 DAYS

>> No.51400200

4 FIGS I REPEAT 4 FUCKING FIGS ON SMG

>> No.51400213

6 PBTID

>> No.51400217

>>51400200
nigga you gay

>> No.51400229

*ALMOST* FUCKED A HOOKER TODAY IS THAT A SOUND FINNACIAL DECISION
>>51400217

port plox

>> No.51400236

>>51400135
Bro there are fishing youtubes (legitimately just a go pro of them fishing) that makes over $100k.

>> No.51400272

>>51400095
dont project your retardation on me, do you even own a business? and no transport DOESN"T produce value, go ahead and buy some gold or silver drive it across the country and sell it see how much value your dumbass adds
>>51400092
eh, boeings fuckups aren't related to employees leaving. their management will fuck over anyone even customers to hit their numbers and deadlines so they get their bonuses

>> No.51400308

>>51400272
Boeing did outsource the autopilot software to two fresh college grads to save money. Shit should have been a senior software engineer with a team of others under him but instead they didn't think the cost was worth it and it fucked them.

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Thanks for shilling NU Garbage Don. I got in at 5.40

>> No.51400374

WHY THE FUCK ARE THERE SO MANY FLIES IN MY HOUSE AHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.51400420

>>51400308
>51400308
true they fucked that up royally but if they redesigned the airframe like they should have they wouldn't need janky software to keep from crashing, they also pushed components that should have been rejected at inspection and that goes all the way down the chain to the screw machine shops they source from. even rolls royce does it they just blame their suppliers if an engine blows

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>>51400272
How dare you claim my company is shit. So what if we are 1 out of 2 choices for commercial jetliners with degrading quality. You have one other choice.
>>51400350
Hey, I'm glad someone listened. I got in at 5.47 today. I think it will probably dip tomorrow? I dunno. I am going to add more this week.

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>>51399074
I love her. not a very good picture of there though. can't believe she's fucking that orange haired jew manlet though

>> No.51400471

>>51399869
>buying a home at these prices while single

Why would you ever consider this anon? Are you planning on remaining single and childless for the next five years?

>> No.51400473

>>51400460
>orange haired jew manlet
who?

>> No.51400474

>>51400077
I’ll keep you guys updated

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>>51399100
i'm asexual but even i'm a simp for emiru

her portfolio of deep OTM LEAPs on AMD and TQQ are a huge turnoff though

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Bobo get yo bear ass outta here!

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>>51400460
>orange haired jew manlet

>> No.51400590

>>51399628
>Danes
>red hair

>> No.51400599

>>51399647
>an ancient commandment to exterminate the differents, as told in the Old testament.

that isn't in the Bible

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>>51400460
>>51400541
No idea who that was,saved the pic as a reaction.

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If you guys think this Taiwan CHINA is just a game. Please do your research. CHINA has blocked all imports of consumer goods from TAOABO. Which is the CHINESE equivalent of AMAZON into Taiwan. Taiwan imports 2/3 of its FOOD and energy. It's heavily reliant on imports because of the terrain of the country. China does not even have to land a single shot on the island, just block imports and it will cause the country to collapse within months.

It will also crush the world economy because of semiconductor destruction AND the Taiwan strait is a critical geo-location for ships. Something around 90% of all ships need to pass through this location. Lastly CHINA will probably but import sanctions on US causing further shortages of EVERYTHING.

It's all fun and games until your quality of life is about to drop off a cliff...

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>futures

>> No.51400643

I was 16 on 9/11/01, in high school in Manhattan, on E84th.
Truck drivers were drunkenly waving pistols around, driving the wrong way down Park Ave., beating the shit out of Indians and Guyanese people for being brown and looking muslim (they were hindus)
The story about a day of unity and camaraderie is bullshit on 9/11.

>> No.51400664

>>51400454
every company will eventually get shit management guaranteed some are more resilient some recover faster but they all get hit with the shitpox and only their market edge will tell if they survive, boeings being like you say one of the only games in town, or microshart being by far the most popular computer OS despite shitting in the street since 7, or crapple releasing essentially the same phone but gayer and with updates that kill your battery every couple years

>> No.51400672

Invest in Israel

>> No.51400674

>>51400541
Jesus fuck options are going to bankrupt millenials and zoomers

>> No.51400681

>>51400674
>options
don't blame options blame their dopamine gambling addiction

>> No.51400687

>>51398827
Globohomo is mot going to capitulate so easy. You will see individual countries cutting deals with Russia before the whole alliance gives it up.

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>>51400152
Poos and flips send their success stories out of billions of starving kids that recycle trash and sell rice on the street for a living. Only the tiny hat tribe has the infinite money nepotism banking glitch

>> No.51400696

>>51400681
I mean its gambling. Its not investing.

>> No.51400697

posting high as fuck on pills and liquor in the /smg/ feels like shitposting in /GME/ no (yous)s at all
>stock market discussion
We need a forex general, a debt market general

>> No.51400709

>>51400173
Charts are for retards that can't do DD

>> No.51400711

>>51400674
I would love to live in a world where a single one of those options ends up with profit.
>TQQQ/AMD will triple by EOY
>TQQQ/AMD will quadruple by end of next year

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>>51400696
>add bit of leverage
>call it gambling

>> No.51400717

>>51400641
You do look at both the non delayed and delayed futures, right?

>> No.51400725

Love me some options

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>>51400717
i dont look at either

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>>51400716
>A bit

>> No.51400742

A cheeky LEAP on XLF

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>>51400693
>spics bringing all the catholics down

>> No.51400749

>>51400672
I don't know any good synagogue ticker other than RADA

>> No.51400756

>>51398840

>"against his bare chest"

one job

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>>51399822
>>51399465>>51400473
>>51400559
>>51400602

That's Emiru. Here is the orange haired jew looking freak she lives with.

https://youtube.com/shorts/ZXrwTL-QMG4?feature=share


bonus on why I love EMIRU

https://youtu.be/eFdQd5j4xDs

https://youtube.com/shorts/W59Ls55NlEQ?feature=share

https://youtube.com/shorts/hl86Hx2lbx8?feature=share

Yes I am a total simp for her plus her voice makes me feel safe like she could protect me

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>>51400828
Not my problem

>> No.51400850

>>51400674
Nah I make money and all I trade is options and buy stocks to hold like a boomer

>> No.51400867

>>51400828
https://youtube.com/shorts/wX-TdQzr_c4?feature=share
ok let me stop.

>> No.51400873

>>51400716
>implying the average person let alone the average millenial/zoomer/smg has the intelligence to make it anything but random chance

>> No.51400885
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Post meme lines and autistic screeching ensues. Did you buy the dip

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>> No.51400940

So what countries will actually do well? Europe is fucked. Africa/South America is eternally fucked. East asia is boned from demographics.

Is it just indonesia and India?

>> No.51400947

>>51400896
source

>> No.51400959

>>51400940
Yes sir, fellow bastard bhenchod. We will do the needful for 2052 pooper power. I mean, 2025 super power!

>> No.51400987

>>51400959
You're joking but india is actually bobo free

>> No.51401004

I was told september was gonna be red

>> No.51401017

>>51400885
>asians selling oil again
Fucking retards.

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>>51400749
IZRL. It's run by our favorite God-fearing Christian matriarch.

>> No.51401079

>>51399954
it's like options except if you're wrong you don't lose your entire position, you're liquidated/get margin called. so you need a decent amount of capital to have some wiggle room

>> No.51401089

>>51400828
>her voice makes me feel safe like she could protect me
>simp
>wants a woman to protect him
Damn. Never gonna make it.

>> No.51401116

>>51401004
It's only the 12th sirs. We have an escalation of the russia/Ukraine war, cpi numbers, a new war starting in Eastern Europe, a railroad strike, quad witching, shimtah and a rate hike still on the table.. who knows what other interesting stuff... and zero bullish thesis other than "bad news is good news"

>> No.51401120

>>51401079
Isn't there stuff like knockouts where you can set a leverage level and then it provides you a liquidation point?

>> No.51401126

>>51400940

Demographics wouldn't be enough to bone Japan on its own. They are energy and commodity importers tho, and that puts them in a tricky spot. They need to stay on good terms with everybody else, whereas the US is increasingly going to try to use them as a pawn in conflict with China and Russia.

However, unlike EU the Japs are (ironically) not suicidal. They are turning their nuclear back on, and they want to continue to be a orderly and homogenous (i.e. anti-semitic) society.

>> No.51401130

>>51399008
a 2.50 bag of hot cheetos,cost me 4.50 today

>> No.51401133

>>51401126
If they can just start making babies again they will take off like crazy.

>> No.51401140

>>51401126
Japans demographic problem will solve itself its halfway done at this point. Chinas demographic problem hasn't even really hit max damage. The issue though is that Japans situation is forced by their debt bubble.

>> No.51401145

Is the STACEY portfolio back?

>> No.51401152

>>51401145
Forgot link: https://www.cnbc.com/2022/09/12/starbucks-to-unveil-reinvention-strategy-at-investor-day-on-tuesday.html

>> No.51401162

anyone else investing in $PLL here? they seem super undervalued. the new proposed Tennessee plant will be able to output up to 30k tons of lithium per year. at current prices that is well over half a billion dollars a year in revenue. it currently has a market cap of only 1 billion dollars. this is also not even factoring the two other existing mines they have in canada and africa.
there is only one lithium mine currently in the US, with the majority of lithium coming from china. it seems pretty obvious looking at thing geopolitically that the US will have to ramp up its domestic production of lithium.
given all of this, $PLL seems like an easy 10x investment over the coming years once their new projects in gaston county and tennessee come online.

>> No.51401165

>>51401120
not sure, with futures you're trading a contract that represents a certain amount of some commodity. with index futures you can trade mini and micros that offer less leverage

>> No.51401171

>>51401133
>>51401140

I've been to Japan recently.. it's fucking over. All the Japanese men with any testosterone are dead. Just cucks and autists. The women would rather die alone than spend time with the average Japanese man

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Just met a cute Asian girl from my math class, she was being flirty bros, is this bullish for the Japanese Yen?

>> No.51401191

What is the point in buying anything other than TQQQ?

Is it simply people don't all have the courage that i do?

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>>51401120
>knockouts
Sir, this stock thread is for Americans only. We're going to have to ask you to leave.

>> No.51401204

>>51401120
Those are special products that tend to come with hefty fees

>> No.51401208

>>51401171
Thats slightly off topic but its a huge genuine problem that needs to he addressed. The modern diet is not conducive to the development of teenage boys into men. Their diet of rice, veggies, pickled everything, and alcohol stunts their growth so fucking hard.

Hell look at baby formula. Boys are literally getting dosed with pseudo estrogen onions for months

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>>51398827
I was thinking the same thing earlier today, but I'm a mumu.

>> No.51401224

>>51399621
Interesting. I did some calculation and if you invested 306808.52$ (the equivalent to 1M$ today) back in 1981, assuming constant maturity for a T-30Y bill at the peak (13.45%), you'd get a return of 1237972.38$. 1544780.90$ is not something to brag about in 2011 assuming you had invested the equivalent to 1M 30 years before - and what is worse, at 30Y maturity rates circa 2011 (4.42%) money is barely generating any return for sitting idle during such a long period of time.

I wonder if this is why Japan is such a mess - money losing value, little to no return on bonds and index decreasing over time forcing capital to flee the borders before it's crushed.

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>>51401191
It doesn't historically out perform a 2x long term hold. Tech gets hit the hardest during bear markets, and the volatility decay eats it up. You also have SEC shennanigans, and the possibility that the company liquidates the ETF during an extreme or prolonged downtrend. That being said I will buy TQQQ and UPRO when the underlying breaks above the 200 EMA/SMA.

>> No.51401274

I hate flies so god damn much in late summer

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>>51400828
Mizkif and her aren't dating, but her ex Dyrus is remarkably unattractive yet she was still into him since he was a League pro.

It gives me hope that I too can find a qt who appreciates me for my vidya skills.

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i'm up $15 :)

payday is next week, I hope to get this up to $5K before the end Sept and $10K by end of year
i hope oil doesn't go crazy until May or something

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>>51401286
>Cad

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>>51399954
>added risk of taking delivery on a warehouse full of oil or corn.
No retail broker is going let you take physical delivery of anything. They'll cash settle you before expiration.
>is it worth getting into?
You need tons of practice paper trading and to be skilled reading the price action of charts. Some people use the order book or other methods. But you need to know what you're doing, don't overleverage, and have reasonable stop losses set to where it's about 1% of your account per trade.
>>51401079
>what is a stop loss
>what are micro futures

>> No.51401373

>>51401280
I don't know anything about any of these faggots but it costs way less than a 100K robinhood bankroll (that she uses to gamble on options that will -100%) to buy a midwit girl that wears too much makeup

>> No.51401377

>>51401261
I've been buying TQQQ while its well below ATHs and im expecting to make 50% on my money for many years from that

its true that maybe buying QLD when above 200 EMA is a good idea too?

>> No.51401410

>>51401343
I am choosing to believe that tweet isn't real, coffee makers don't even make water hot enough for instant ramen. I know, I tried.

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>>51401301
it'll turn into us dollars soon, CNQ is cross-listed on nyse and tse

>> No.51401427

>>51401116
>a new war starting in Eastern Europe
Greece and Turkey really going to go at it?

>>51401162
I like your thinking. Especially if South America follows through on fucking their lithium supply. Why are their earnings shit?

>>51401224
Exactly. Ultimately lending money to the government is giving it to someone who wastes it. Equity, corporate bonds, etc involve risk of the free market but that has an energizing effect on what people do with your capital.

>> No.51401431

>>51401208
they conquered china eating just white rice, i think their issue is more similar to usa and uk where the old and decrepit pedo bloodsuckers dont pass the baton until their bored and senile crazy ass dies at 90 something, so they do maximum damage

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>the futas

>> No.51401434

/smg/ more like poop & pee.

>> No.51401437

options trading with etfs vs single stocks
which should I do to become a millionaire in a 4 years

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51401455

Ive never had sex, I'm told its easy to get. but it sure feels impossible.

>> No.51401463

>>51401427
their earnings are shit because they are pumping all of their money into building these new facilities and fighting off retarded NIMBY's that want to block the mines development. there's no fucking way the mines won't be developed though, there is far too much lithium in gaston county and it's basically a national security concern with china and SA controlling so much of the lithium supply chain.

once the gaston county project in particular comes online, i would expect their earnings to skyrocket. you can do the math yourself by looking at their projected outputs compared with lithium prices. seems extremely bullish to me.

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>the fupas

>> No.51401488

>>51401437
onion futures

>> No.51401502

>>51401488
>The Onion Futures Act is a United States law banning the trading of futures contracts on onions as well as "motion picture box office receipts"
sorry man, doesn't seem legal

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>>51401377
>its true that maybe buying QLD when above 200 EMA is a good idea too?
The idea is to buy above the 200 MA, and sell when it drops below. In pic related the 2x SP500 averages around 14%, while the 2x (with 200 MA strategy) did 19%. So I'd assume the strategy would work similarly with QLD as well. That being said, if you can time market bottoms (like you're attempting with TQQQ) then you're going to outperform everyone.

>> No.51401510

>>51401488
>>51401502
Stock samefagging
>also
Checked Heil hitler

>> No.51401530

https://nypost.com/2022/09/11/goldman-sachs-yanks-free-coffee-perk-as-bankers-return-to-five-day-week/

Goldman workers don't even get free coffee. MURRICA.

>> No.51401539

>>51399954
Also most of the activity is institutions speculating rather than businesses hedging, that's why the popular tickers have so much liquidity.

>> No.51401541

>>51401373
>midwit girl that wears too much makeup
https://youtube.com/shorts/hl86Hx2lbx8?feature=share

She looks even better WITHOUT the makeup bro

>> No.51401542

>>51401502
garlic futures?

>> No.51401546

>>51401455
Have you tried just being yourself?

>> No.51401556

>>51401542
I believe garlic is a cousin to the onion is it not?

>> No.51401565

>>51401437
I made 2k in the first 2 days of doing options. I lost 5k in the next 2 weeks, upto you chief

>> No.51401570

>>51401556
fucking hell the best shit is always illegal

>> No.51401578

>>51401507
Its a weird way to play momentum and I feel like most people aren't disciplined enough to stick to it. I would rather accumulate when it's under 200sma and if it giga dumps buy leaps calls on it and cash out over 200 SMA

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>> No.51401600

>>51401579
holy shit did you let it ride thinking you were going to make it up? Or was it sudden

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>>51401565
>>51401437
Had some calls on soxl back during the good days when it would crash to 30 then pump up to 50.

Was down 60 and 90% or some such. Then it went into 150 and 300% profit.


Also I've lost more money with options than I've made. Hopefully I'll make some again soon.

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>>51401579
>uranium
>roblox

>> No.51401628

>>51401541
>no makeup click bait video
>her covered in makeup and actively putting more on

Stop shilling this bitch. I would rather we go back to posting goblinas than this bitch

>> No.51401639

WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED TO OIL

>> No.51401643
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>>51401613
this isn't what I was looking for.

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>Dipping your dick in this market at all

>> No.51401658

how the fuck can you still be a bobo LMAO.

Do they just subsist off of burry tweets and cheap beer to get through the day?

>> No.51401662

>>51401639
Mohammed Bin Salman is redeeming. Thanks for playing.

>> No.51401669

>>51401639
I bought
I am the kiss of death

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>>51401647
I am balls deep and doing well. Not even close to pulling out yet.

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>>51401628
>goblinas

You get what you ask for.

>> No.51401691

>>51401662
>>51401669
Possible hyper bart forming, but idk wtf that was

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>>51401658
They're doomers getting high off the idea of a total collapse and smug contrarians thinking they're the smartest guy in the room. Most likely they're going to get melted by institutions pumping and their puts will expire worthless and shorts liquidated. SAD! Many such cases.

>> No.51401706

>>51401677
she's not fat in that pic thats fappable

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>>51401677
If I ever make it, I'm going to become a Brazilian volley ball coach. Maybe Argentina.

>> No.51401740

FUCK CARVANA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.51401757

>>51401701
I'm not a doomer. I made money off of calls all last week while the entire market sentiment was doomer. Now we have retard pumped for no reason and I'll pivot while you guys ride into the rug.

SPY is up like 13% on the 3 month and 5.5% in the last week... it's gonna dump hard soon because the macro is still trash/the rally is pure hopium and greed. You can play it both ways retard

>> No.51401771

>>51401717
South American women are so curvy because they are part AFRICAN.

The majority of the niggers were shipped to South America during the triangle slave trade... Go on look it up if you don't believe me.

No clue why everyone insists on filling their country up with Africans even to this day.

https://youtu.be/SjNiLIl8G8I

>> No.51401776

>>51401740
lol, the mob got another one

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>>51401757
>I'm a smug contrarian
You're gonna get assblasted on the way to 4400. If you're going to be two-sided at least wait for a decent target or after midterms.

>> No.51401789

>>51401757
>because the macro is still trash
Macro is fine. You're just a retarded doomer, despite what you state in your post.

Show me how the macro is bad. Unemployment down. Inflation slowing. Refinery construction expanding in USA. We literally just got out of the bear market, it hasn't "just started" you dumb fucking idiot bobos. You HAD your chance to sell or go short, and it was about 9 months ago.

But hey, don't feel too bad. Maybe you won't miss the next bear market. Only a 9-10 year wait buddy! Good luck!

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>>51401789
I have my targets. I'm a bear now

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I got a 530 share order in @5.30 for NU tomorrow

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Why didn't I listen to Stacey

>> No.51401952

Green Boi Summer

>> No.51401971

>>51401952
It's fall soon.

>> No.51401975

>>51401952
Green boy autumn I think you mean

>> No.51401981

New

>>51401979
>>51401979

>> No.51402051

>>51401789
>macro is fine
powell literally said pain is going to be felt in households. other fed members are echoing similar sentiments. thats a fine outlook to you?

>> No.51402054

>>51401675
What trades my bastard, please help sir.,..,...

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>>51401789
>he's fighting the fed
Heavy job losses are the only thing that would tempt the fed to even consider loosening before 2024.

>> No.51402115

>>51401437
if you have to ask you're ngmi

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>>51398937
Eat shit, faggot Coke cuck. You and that crying bitch Baggie should die.