/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>51397589
now is when you move out

if its a 1bd 1bath you fucked up. 2bd 2bath is the only way it works.

>>51397589
Demand daily face-sitting

>>51397589
knock her up and marry her, you wont do any better anymore

>>51397589
What makes her a practice gf? Is she ugly? Fat? Black?

>>51397589
>I dumped the practice gf and have been incel for 5 years since

>>51397589
>>51397721
kek

>>51397589
>She asks me to call her before I go to bed

>>51397721
Me

>>51397721
I fell in love with the practice gf, got dumped by her, rejected her when she wanted to get back with me, tried to get her back weeks later, want her back 6 months later..

>>51397589
>>51397721
what in the actual fuck are you schizos talking about

>>51397589
>on-demand pussy
>pussy at night
>pussy as soon as wake up
>pussy during the day

Based

>>51397805
sad little lovebirds

>>51397589
So now you are practicing living together.

>>51397790
Cherish this

>>51397816
>having to smell her shit stench in the bathroom after she's pooped
no thank you

>>51397816
you never had a girl friend

>>51397589
i was the practice gf...

>>51397851
Ok, you got me. Your mom isn’t gf material. Only cum dumpster material.

>incel
>never have to put up with women
feels good bros

>>51397721
lmaoooo

I knocked up my practice gf and now have to marry her or else...

Her family is poor and uneducated.

>>51397933
sounds like heaven. hopefully she wont cheat on you later.

Guys, guys, is it even a real thing? Do you really have 'practice' gfs?

>>51397933
Bro you don't want an educated woman you dumb cuck wannabe

>>51397984
Yes lol I've had too many to count. Now I have multiple simultaneously. Eventually I'll just say fuck it and knock one up when I think she is attractive enough and chill enough for me to deal with for 18 years

>>51397589
>TFW she asked to sleep over a few times
>dont pay it any mind
...
>six months later her clothes are in the closet, her toothbrush is in the bathroom, and she's breaking her rental lease
>now the bad guy if we break up
>thinking really hard now
>she might even have domiciled in the apartment for 90 consecutive days because she knew where the spare key was and would be sleeping in my bed when I got home from work/school
>live in cuckifornia
>might owe her palimony if I break up
oh fuck oh shit it wasn't supposed to go this far

>>51398012
where did you find your practice gf? :( i need one im so rusty

>>51397858
Faggot.

My practice gf claims she is in love with me and that she loves me. She is 23. Shall I knock her up?

>>51398029
In college we had classes together and she asked me out. I thought I could use the practice but then she tricked me and it turns out it was for reals so now I'm trapped in the boyfriend zone.

>>51397810
>he never had a practice gf

I married to the practice gf and we have a son. Just knock them up and get it over with.

>>51398072
yes. preg her she's her most fertile. preg her at 23!!!

>>51398072
If she is hot and good at sex then yeah why not

>>51398072
No you need to protect your cummies. The practice girlfriend will steal your cummies and use vile witchcraft to make cummie golems that sap you of your financial mana for the rest of your life if you are not careful.

>>51397810
a practice gf, you know that girl that likes you and wants to be with you but you were like ... yeah nah I don't really want her. but she keeps bugging you and giving you attention and then one day you are very horny and you cave , and it results into you fucking her pussy and then you get addicted to fucking her poosi and then she's your gf all of the sudden but you just wanted to practise and she wasn't the real one but then she becomes the real one after. yes that's the practise gf experience, you never had a practice gf before?

>>51397902
Based. Every time I'm in a room with a qt I just quickly end on this. No point in even trying.

>>51398179
Big tits, big ass, white, blue eyes, blonde. She is chubby but I can live with that. Her pussy is tight and clean and she wants kids. She does stuff for me and comes over even I treated her like shit the previous day. I might actually fill her up considering I am 32 kek

>>51398221
Is her mom fat? Gotta think 10 years out bro
Everything sounds like a go so far
What about anal for bonus points ?

>>51397589
UH OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>51397589
those have the tendency to stalk.
u fucked up

>>51398221
just do it man. at 32... i doomped a girl at 26 and haden't any new ones now 31.

>>51397851
you never had a girl friend

>>51398290
We tried anal two times, she claimed it hurt her a lot. I am not a fan anyway. Her mom is thin. That girl used to be thin but developed some eating disorder and tbf the eating disorder is still there but instead of not eating now she binges on junk food. Thats a big turn off for me. I am trying to get her interested to join my gym but we will see.

>>51397589
>letting a woman move in
>WITHOUT BEING MARRIED
Are you retarded? NEVER LET SOMEONE LIVE IN YOUR HOME IF YOU AREN'T MARRIED!

I talk about experience. Hell, I even had family members who were close killing each other after they moved together to safe some money.

Now here is the biggest problem with women. They are INSANELY EXPENSIVE and VERY MESSY.
When I lived with some dudes in college (literally nothing sexual, it was just to safe money and the only focus was on studying), I met a cute girl and I allowed her to stay with me and the other dudes were fine with it because it was a nice girl and the other dudes thought about bringing their gf as well to cut the costs even more.

Long story short, I literally broke up with her because of this and we dudes promised each other to never bring any woman in our place for more than a night.

Remember, this girl was really tidy and nice with no tattoos or anything else. But the moment she lived with me, everything was hell. She needed more space in the bathroom than all of us dudes combined. She was always complaining about shit. Everything was complicated. She literally made my room (which had just a bed, two tables, and just some minor stuff like books and laptop) into a fucking mess with so much shit laying around that I felt I was in some second hand shop.
The list goes on and on. When she was in the toilet, it took hours. She wanted time intensive and expensive food. She wanted to go out all the time. And so much more shit.
I was at a point that I and the other dudes literally went to a friend to study there because of how much of a mess this shit was.
After one month I broke up with her and threw her out. This was an experience that showed me to never let a woman in my private space if she isn't for life. I unironically would rather have a second home and pretend that this is my only home and only allow those women to be there than letting her enter my real home.

>>51398139
she asked you out? wtf how do i get that

MY PRACTICE GF NEVER ARRIVED WHERE THE FUCK IS MY PRACTICE GF YOU SKETCHY JEWS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>51397589
>Accidentally fell in love with practice GF and she dumped me when I stopped being indifferent to her

>>51397589
I'm in the same position. I'm stuck with a 36 year old Dominican single mother of 3 because I thought she was easy practice. Turns out she got all of her claws in me now and drains all of my money because she is a useless whore with no sense of personal financial responsibility and she makes shit for money.

Every time I try to leave her she threatens to kill herself. I'm stuck and don't know what to do.

>>51397721
>>51398168
>>51398206
i got the practice gf pregnant bros and now im a father and i love the little guy. don't want to marry this chick since everyone deserves someone who loves them, and quite frankly i don't love her. fucked up real good, now my son will bear the weight of my sins.
pic related

>>51398645
Leave her anyway. Anyone who threatens to kill themselves with 3 kids is a shit person. The longer you stay the more difficult it will be, so get out now before some common-law bullshit fucks you over and you're REALLY stuck.

I did this ended up knocking her up twice and marrying her. I just fuck high class escorts now and then to scratch the itch.

>>51397589

divorce in 5 years max
screen cap this

>tfw my practice milf gf forces me to move into her apartment and bust my seed inside her each night until she's pregnant

> I let my practice gf move in with me
> I introduced my practice gf to my parents
> I proposed to my practice gf
> I married my practice gf
> I had my first two children with my practice gf
Guys, I'm starting to think that my practice gf might become my real gf?

>>51397633
this bro
only option
I know your pains

>>51398966
I tried it but she cried and got really sad so i pussied out...

>>51397589
this has to be a copypasta. i refuse to believe someone from /biz/ would actually make a funny post.

>>51398999
>https://ask.metafilter.com/28995/Practice-girlfriend-or-stay-lonely
This post is from 2005, practice gfs have been a thing since the beginning of time.

>>51397839
So I guess you're never planning to any time in a cramped one-bathroom space where you both have to take an urgent morning shit?

ummm bros i thought men were lonely nowadays? but theyre apparently smothered with women they done even like??

>>51398754
lmao

>>51398564
Every girl I actually had a chance with threw themselves at me, real question is how do you get a gf that wasn’t already humping your leg in the first place

>>51399141
oh you can get her alright, but the chance she'll stay long is slim. females are the selectors.

>>51399155
This is why I don’t get guys complaining about being dumped, if you’re the one that gets dumped as a guy what kind of relationship was it even

>been 6 months since the practice gf (clearly 1-2 points below me) left for opportunity in another state
>completely forgot everything I was supposed to learn and have regressed entirely into my old ways having clocked in so much game time I can’t stop playing until 1am when I have to get up for work at 5am
>mountains of trash everywhere
>almost had panic attack shopping at crowded Walmart

I’m throwing literally everything I don’t need out right now hopefully that helps.

>>51397589
>married the practice gf and had three kids with her
Bros I think I'm in too deep here...

Why are women so emotionally needy and draining bros? She’s a practice gf at best and yet I constantly have to tell her it’ll all be okay and listen to her problems just so I can get pussy.
And the worst part is I know dumping her would potentially mean years of nothing because Im way too lazy to put in the effort to woe some other chick.
Is this why guys settle with the practice gf?

>>51398960
Haha no bro your practice gf is just pranking you, she's gonna say surprise any day now.

>>51399256
It's just the life of a non-chad male. you accept the dregs because even a single mom of three is better than never having any pussy ever.

>>51399155
>females are the selectors.
This is only 50% correct, lots of single women out there that have trouble finding relationships. At least where I live.

>>51399360
Because they are picky

>>51399377
as everyone should be to some extent

>>51399190
No bullshit if a girl dumps you its because you were always just a stuffed animal for her to hug at night so she could pretend she wasn't lonely and also Chad's back on the menu. It's important to never let a woman use you to fill a void. She will leave you feeling like you're bleeding out in a ditch as soon as circumstances change.

>>51397589
you're fucked now

>>51399360
because they want super chad tundercock while they themselves are plane jane

>>51397589
A practice gf?
What the absolute fuck?

>>51399446
kek, that does factor in

The doomposting losers who pollute this board are my least favorite part of it, but the people who entirely disregard the subject of the board and instead use it as a platform to vent their frustrations toward relatable shit are based. Fuck jannies

>>51399377
This. Fuck those bitches.

t. derives special pleasure from being excessively clinical with women who are trying to flirt as payback for feminism and Tinder

t. Will never hire a woman

t. Left a startup with strong womyn who talked to much about feminism which subsequently tanked without main tech guy

Fuck dem bitches. Bonus: Discussing this in public when some short pony hair bitches are nearby. Your powers of politics don’t work in crypto, disgusting roasties.

>>51397589
YOU FOOL, WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

>>51397816
More like
>pussy once a month but only after you've both showered and not in the morning because one or both of you have to go to work, and not at night usually because one or both of you are exhausted and just want to veg out, occasional blowjob in the shower because it's easy clean up

>>51398012
How fat is she?

>>51399494
>t. Will never hire a woman
you need to hire a few hot ones just to keep the males motivated to come to work. I swear it helps. even if its just a cleaning lady, hire some hot cleaning ladies for the bois

>>51398754
I think I’m on the same track. My practice girls on the pill but I should still be pulling out. Scared to death of getting her pregnant but when I’m horny I turn into a legit retard. I guess if I do have a kid at least my primal mission on earth will be complete

>>51399636
> Coming to work
I don’t hire people who are low-skill enough to accept that or non-autistic to evwn want it. But other than that good advice, just need to make sure it’s a low status job like secretary or something. Lower class women are generally acceptable. Come to think of it, hypothetical technical women probably as well. Have you met one? How are they? I mean actually competent ones, the ones I worked with were all midwits at best.

>>51399526
You have had a girlfriend.

>>51399668
she said she was on the pill too, but "accidents" happen and all of a sudden you're planning a baby shower with a bitch you don't like. im something of a retard myself and as a retard i will tell you what i wish my father told me before i knocked up this chick:
GET THE FUCK OUT. LEAVE THAT BITCH. DONT PAY ATTENTION TO THE TEARS HARDEN YOUR HEART AND GTFO

My practice gf is now my wife and mother to my kids. Literally couldn't ask for a better, badder bitch to have my back. I wouldn't be half the man I am today if it wasn't for her. Sometimes the brightest jewel isn't the one that's worth the most, feel me anon?

>>51397589
>tfw even the overweight, acne studded potential practice gf turned me down
pic very related. should I get an eye patch?