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HEIL THE MIGHTY 10YR

JOE TELL PPT TO PUNISH SHORT POSITIONS AS THEIR ONLY PRIORITY EVEN IF IT COSTS A LOT OF MONEY BIDEN

Those fucking gas prices... Fuck Joe Biden! This country was so much better back when we weren't getting fucked every time we filled up.

PRTY
A
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T
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https://youtu.be/FYGTT7YhywA

all the big moves happen in AH
retail can't affect anything it is all luck

If nothing happens in October, then I retract all of my statements (at least the gay ones).

The algos have arrived.

Our entire financial establishment is literally enron right now. It is quite literally just the biggest scam that has ever been committed.

>>51396349
>all the big moves happen in AH
I'm Canadian and Questrade just recently added extended market trading

>>51396301
idk what to do
schizo market
clown market

CPI tomorrow. what are you guys expecting? some of the estimates I've seen online from institutions don't seem too bad

If we nuke China the markets will go up.

Insider here. 8.25% confirmed. Short now.

>>51396330
>10 YEAR YIELDS RISE AS INVESTORS REALIZE THEY'RE RELYING ON KAMALA HARRIS TO PAY THEM BACK

>>51396341
>Biden closes keystone
>Goes on to suck Venezuelan, Saudi and Iranian cock for cheap oil
>All because he didn't want to buy oil off of Canada because of muh climate change
Dumbest fucking admin of my lifetime holy shit

>>51396378
good CPI number, but the market will go down because this recent rally was pricing it in

>>51396378
Long dated treasuries pricing in sustained inflation eroding dollar

>>51396389
Is that good or bad for the market

>>51396401
Hey now, it's possible he did that so the oil would continue to be shipped in tanker cars on Buffett's railways.

Railways that are about to go on strike...

>>51396401
Buying white oil is racist

>>51396416
does it matter if you can hop on either side?

it's over. lost my dad and my marriage in the same year.
you guys wanna see some real loss porn watch the news tonight

>>51396405
How would the market price it in ahead of time? Are you implying there is insider trading??

>interest on debt is now 12.2% of the entire american national budget

>>51396444
go all in spy calls first

>>51396401
>Eggs now cost twice as much at Costco

>>51396456
Not if we don't spend more on pork and gibs!

>>51396456
This is bullish. Meanwhile lookit dat VIX go boys.

>>51396367
Uhmm stop being antisemtic. Carvana moving in a diagonal line up and to the right 40% in a week is organic and natural because it is a great company.

We have 0% inflation and the American economy is the strongest it has ever been. I heard some Wallstreet guys talking at lunch and they mentioned that Jpow changed his mind and we are pivoting... shh don't tell anyone tho just a little hot tip for my /smg/ frens. We are going back to ATH soon. Melting up bigly

>>51396456
Why don't we fucking do something to pay down the debt instead of just making the fucking minimum interest payments like a bunch of fucking niggers?

>>51396453
>How would the market price it in ahead of time?
cpi isn';t some secret formula, it's based on the cost of goods, rent, housing, energy. all of which can be calculated in advance of the official print. funds were using satellites to count cars in parking lots near holiday seasons to assess how well various businesses were doing.

>>51396456
You too can be a part of the solution
Short bonds its the only resolution

>>51396444

>>51396444
Well hey, at least you got trips.

>>51396492
>>51396488
>>51396481
>>51396466
Because every single time this happens nations have a choice. Lower their costs or print more and drive up inflation. Every single country without fail always choose the latter.

Short SPY now?

>>51396514
Im doing it which means line will go up. I dont think its possible for me to make money anymore.

AEVA

>>51396488
How about we just pay back our government debts at a higher interest rate instead?
Surely that'll help solve everything.

>0.6% MoM
You think the Cleveland Fed is over or underestimating?

WTF ROCKER, WHERE IS MY FUCKING UPDATE? SO WHAT IF YOU LOST A FEW BUCKS LAST WEEK YOU JEW

SPY 400 PUTS OR 420 CALLS?

All of you shits are so fucking smug in hindsight but none can predict a single profitable stock ahead of time it's hilarious

>>51396540
I don't know anything that has gotten cheaper. Food and energy and gas are all up.

>0.06% MoM
You think the Cleveland Fed is over or underestimating?

>>51396540
Housing "owner equivalent rent" is still lagged as fuck so it's gonna be higher than everyone expects from staring purely at oil prices.

>>51396456
>interest on debt is now 12.2% of the entire american national budget
It is? What math is that? I got 7.5% or so.

>>51396547
SIGA, AND PRTY SO FAR. IM CALLING NU

>>51396534
>AEVA
flatter than my ex gf but funny enough, the chart allows seeing the exact moment it hit my stop-loss

>>51396547
SIGA was a pretty good play and you'd've racked up an easy 50%+ on shares alone. PRTY is also chugging along.

>>51396556
>positive number
>ontop of Weimar tier inflation
>people are bulling into this for a week

>>51396541
It was a short week last week. Had no intentions of making one during labor day week. The program resumes this Friday

Alright gang,
Where and when is spy going tomorrow? related to CPI, and also eth.

>>51396556
>Cleveland Fed is over or underestimating?
atlanta fed was way off last CPI so uh

>>51396330
Yields are unironically so high right now, if the ten year hits 3.5 its over

If the ten year hits 4, it has not even begun

>>51396547
>TELL ME WHAT TO BUY AT THE EXACT PERFECT TIME TO BUY IT YOU USELESS STUPID FAGGOTS

why don't you fuckers shill decent penny stocks anymore?

When is the next CPI print

>>51396596
>If the ten year hits 4, it has not even begun
I mean the fed wants 4% so its going to happen.

>>51396595
But, anon, the Atlanta Fed handles the GDPNow forecast.

>>51396611
tomorrow morning

>>51396599
He's right though. Nothing screams "I started trading last week" like all the gloaty faggot shit that goes on in this thread.

>>51396599
Who are you quoting?

>sweden right wang ran party advertisement on train
>the train is an advertisement to deport somalis
Go short on sweden theyre about to intervene in Ukraine to stop the memes

>>51396611
Tomorrow morning pre-market.

Hello Friends, welcome back to Monday! Hope it goes well. Here is your Mid day, early afternoon news:
>Freight Railroads plan to halt hazmat and sensitive cargo transport as they continue negotiations with two labor Unions. Norfolk Southern, and Union Pacific are two of the companies involved, both are publicly traded
>Analysts have cut earnings growth estimates by the most since the the Q2 2020, companies are growing pessimistic about earnings
>Wells Fargo to pay $145 million to settle 401(k) plan probe that alleged the bank’s retirement plan overpaid for the company’s own stock from 2013 to 2018
>At least 500,000 people are kept from currently working due to being sick with Covid or Long-Covid
>Consumer inflation expectations ease in August
>Goldman Sachs plans round of layoffs scheduled to begin next week, expected to layoff 1-5% of workers
>FDA to controversially approve new Covid booster that has not undergone human trials
>Lawyers for former President Trump pressed a federal judge to allow an independent attorney to review all documents that were seized by the FBI, saying they do not trust the Justice Dept. to accurately represent what was in them

World:
>Russia withdraws more forces from Ukraine. but says it will press on until all their goals are achieved
>Ukraine will soon make a major new request for more weapons to conduct “long-term” offensive
>Germany announces they want to become Europe’s leading military force
That's the news! I posted in the last thread as well, so this will be the last time today I post. Hope everyone's day is going well!

Holy shit, it's already 3:30? What the fuck? Where the fuck did the day go? I don't fucking get it bros.

>>51396611
Nobody knows when it'll be released. Tomorrow? Wednesday? Saturday at 11pm?

Except for https://www.investing.com/economic-calendar/

>>51396627
Great. Thanks

>>51396647
>>Analysts have cut earnings growth estimates by the most since the the Q2 2020, companies are growing pessimistic about earnings
bullish>>51396647
>>FDA to controversially approve new Covid booster that has not undergone human trials
bullish
>>51396647
>>Goldman Sachs plans round of layoffs scheduled to begin next week, expected to layoff 1-5% of workers
bullish

Just dump already SPY

>>51396653
This does look like a handy website

>>51396444
>lost my dad and marriage
go look for them you dumb fuck

>>51396534
Shill it I'll buy a 1000

>>51396444
>see some real loss porn watch the news tonight

Why what's gonna happen?

>>51396605
Because we are in a #Quad4 macro environment. You don't go long growth stories in this environment.

>>51396676
he lost them in a bet

>>51396580
>he doesn’t know inflation is good for stocks

Kys

>>51396673
>the entire planet is unanimous in its sentiment
>"the market" is still just going to punish short positions as its only priority
>Democracy.

>>51396481
>VIX
it's lower today than it was last week. What are we looking at exactly?

vix chan about to rip passed 30 soon

>>51396690
I hope he doesnt bet his penis
Chinese pay good money for those

>>51396705
>What are we looking at exactly?

>>51396685
keith is a faggot
>buy my newsletters!

bros i have to admit since i went paper trading live all my stress is gone.


i kneel to the market im not worthy

i will paper trade live as long as it takes. i will keep going till my trades are like a superior Japanese katana folded thousand times in the heat of the market.

then i will go back to my real account and avenge my father.

Uh SIGA bros what happened

>>51396444
Same thing happened to my dad when I was 7. Looking back now that im 41, that must have been a really shitty time for him.

>>51396685
That faggot is one of the biggest douchebags on the planet. Typical canadian.

>>51396727
Now tell me how you intend to profit off that move.

>>51396736
Huh? Who would still be in SIGA at this point?

>>51396731
You clearly don't have a #process, anon. You won't make money in a #Quad4 environment without a #process.

>>51396547
I was flamed for posting about PRTY when it was sub-$2 (especially so during Jackson Hole).

>>51396735
>then i will go back to my real account and avenge my father.
based and avengepilled

>>51396444
Don't do anything rash anon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qs6G9tisVdU

>>51396695
>>51396662

The last time "bad news is good news" fags took over this thread spy dropped 10% in two weeks. Nothing good has happened since and bulls already back to "slurping the hekkin meltup"

Tuesday

>the U.S. economy is so strong that every single person alive could speculate that we're heading into a recession -- they could all sell all of their stock -- and prices would still go up.
The power of Joe Biden.

>>51396444
2 years after my dad died suddenly covid lockdowns happened, lost my job, mom had a stroke two weeks later.
thought that was it for me.
hang in there youll make it out.

>>51396444
You won't do shit pussy

>>51396301

Why are we mooning?

My next post will be a joke

The bond market implies an imminent Chinese invasion within 23 hours

>>51396784
Saved.

>>51396795
because i bought sqqq calls based off of the vix increase
lol

>>51396795
Because under state socialism, they just dictate the price of various financial instruments.

>>51396444
Don't do anything, man. You'll make it, I know you will. It will just be a little dark for a while, but you'll make it back to the light if you keep going

>>51396456
incredibly inflationary.
more new debt needs to be created to pay off the old debts.

>The Crown Estate, estimated to be worth over $34.3 billion in assets, will now belong to King Charles III.
>But he will not pay inheritance tax.
>This is a 40% levy on property valued at more than $377,000 that UK citizens must pay when they inherit property.

>the only way anyone remembers not to be faggots about everything is if some guy threatens to shoot up a mall or something
Man I love glowies and the world they made. Great job, guys.

>>51396488
Mein Neger.
He understands.

>>51396444
wtf. dont do it lad

>>51396488
With what money? Billions of debt is added daily just to pay interest on old debt.

>>51396547
>All of you shits are so fucking smug in hindsight but none can predict a single profitable stock ahead of time it's hilarious

I get so tired of niggers like you. Whenever someone starts shilling something and it becomes too popular you niggers are the very FIRST to tell everyone to stop talking about BBBY, or Siga, Soxl, AMD, AMC, ROM, dwax, etc etc.

Meanwhile have you ever made anyone here some mother fucking money? Siga wasn't my call but I made money off of it thanks to smg.

Shut the fuck up and be fucking THANKFUL you fucking ungrateful nigger. And before you ask yes I've made someone here some money before.

>>51396844
yeah think of the marvel and disney he would miss out on

>>51396801
Can't wait to see the video and board games that inspires.

>>51396444
Yeah, do it cunt.

>>51396798

Yields...

I AM SO FUCKING SICK OF SEEING THE "OBVIOUSLY HEADED DOWN BUT A BUNCH OF CRIMINAL FAGGOTS ARE BIDDING THE PRICE UP" CHART PATTERN

if they don't bottom the market this week i will piss shit and cum in my pants all at the same time

>>51396831
Nobody here cares commie. Go back to late stage capitalism. The king/queens wealth is part of the uks wealth and they pay an income to them yearly.

>>51396444
my dad left me a 7 figure portfolio after shabbos goying his health away as a CPA for 40 plus years. The vaccine caused his lung cancer to metastasize to his bones and nothing was showing up on an MRI. I have lost $50k this year being a retard learning puts and calls and every time I have lost I can remember a specific conversation with my dad where he told me not to do exactly what I did to lose the money. I am now battling back slowly (fuck playing in a fake account) and have learned and continue to learn from my past and future mistakes. Just don't make the same mistake twice. WAGMI. We WILL avenge our fathers. Period. We don't get mad, we break even son

>>51396444 (checked)
Why did you marry your dad?

>>51396645
>sweden right wang ran party advertisement on train
>>the train is an advertisement to deport somalis
>Go short on sweden theyre about to intervene in Ukraine to stop the memes

What is with everyone wanting to flood their country with niggers? And when they inevitably underperform they will just blame slavery.

https://youtu.be/H3cEsLmdDt0

>>51396750
It’s clear to anyone who’s paying attention that monkepox isn’t over. The case count is being manipulated, testing is way down. School aged kids are replacing gays as the main vectors of transmission.
There’s also an American Medical Association webinar tomorrow about TPOXX.
SIGA still has great potential

>>51396444
Don't give up fren, there is happiness out there waiting for you.

>>51396918
>my dad left me a 7 figure portfolio
If that was me I wouldve cashed out and bought my homestead and be completely out of this clown reality and raising kids and pigs and apple trees
what the fuck are you doing, trying to get a lambo or something?

WTF ARE THOSE GREEN TOTEM POLES

>>51396900
How the fuck do you fucking pee and cum at the same time? That post makes no sense at all, which leads me to believe that we actually will fucking crater withing the next 3 weeks.

>>51396727

>ITS A SAFE LONG TERM PLAY THIS DISEASE ISNT GOING ANYWHERE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

lol.

SO MANY MEN HAVE FALLEN
SO MANY MORE MUST DIE
CUT DOWN LIKE WHEAT BENEATH A SCYTHE
AND THOUGH OUR LIMBS MAY WEARY
OF RIPPING, SLASHING, CLEAVING BLOWS

HOW HEAVY THIS BAG
BURDEN CARRIED FROM BIRTH
WROUGHT IN STYGIAN VISIONS
BY THE JEWS OF THE EARTH

NONE OF YOU JEWS ARE TALKING ABOUT QUAD WITVHING THIS FRIDAY

>>51396966
Nothingburger.
Nonevent.
Cool name, but irrelevant.

how many people here make a living off of day trading consistently?

>>51396966
Priced in.

>>51396444
at least shoot up a synagogue if you are going out

OH LOOK IT'S THE "HUGE FLUSH NEAR EOD THAT SHOULD OBVIOUSLY CATALYZE THE DOWNWARD PRICE ACTION THAT 100% OF THE GLOBAL POPULATION IS ANTICIPATING BUT A BUNCH OF CRIMINAL FAGGOTS ARE ON STANDBY TO INSTANTLY COUNTERACT IT WITH THEIR MONEY PRINTER" CHART PATTERN
IT'S BEEN A WHOLE TWO DAYS SINCE I'VE SEEN THAT ONE

>>51396966
the fourth witch is dead, it's triple witching now

>>51396923
Potential? Yes, maybe, if it gets lucky on mutation rolls.

Reality? No. You see less testing because there are fewer mysterious rashes and pustules because there are fewer infections.

>School aged kids are replacing gays as the main vectors of transmission.
Please back this up with one (1) article detailing an outbreak among more than two (>2) children in a given classroom. If they really are the main vector of transmission and local news thrives off terrifying housewives, this should be trivial. You should be able to deluge me with several articles offhand.

>>51396444
checked and keked

>>51396444
nice trips.

sorry for your loss but that's life. you think your parents would live forever? its the cycle of life.

marriage thing i have less sympathy. only betas breakdown over bitches. so it didn't work so what? find someone who it works better with. while you do enjoy being single.

>>51396768
>The last time "bad news is good news" fags took over this thread spy dropped 10% in two weeks. Nothing good has happened since and bulls already back to "slurping the hekkin meltup"
BULLISH

>>51396831
They are roalty. Since when did roalty pay fucking taxes

>>51396980
I dont know.
I just invest in memes and loose money because im addicted

>>51396966
I'm betting on Big Money to move the tape during the CPI/PPI releases so they can just slam it down all week then bottom the market. They did that exact thing for the June bottom. It will be absolutelly RUTHLESS if they do this and signal the Double Bottom to long the market

>>51397021
>loose
ITS "LOSE" YOU GODDAMN RETARD
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>51397013
im waiting for gpu cheapies

>>51396993
It is pretty obvious how fake and gay it can be sometimes. In a real market any rational fund manager would be taking realized profits after a giga rally into such uncertainty in the weeks to follow. Instead they set the algos at a price range and just slurp the top all day long to bait in goys for the next rug pull

This is the last time you will see the SPY above 410 for the next decade.
Sell everything you have and prostitute out your wife and daughters for tangible commodities.
This is the end.

let my sqqq calls ride overnight or bail now?

every CPI report we dump during the day before and moon the day of. GOING ALL IN CALLS SCREENCAP THIS FAGITS

>>51397076

Good time to go all in on SQQQ?

some experienced market cuck said retail should trade long term so the short term cucking they do with their tricks wash away in the longer timer frames. like stealing pennies from your buys or sells.

why cant i trade NQZ0 100 on tradovate?

>>51397114
i got a healthy position in it so i would recommend doing the opposite of that if you want to make money

>>51397067
It is honest-to-god talking me back into thinking blockchains "defi" are a good idea again.
What is the point of a regulated public stock exchange if the regulators just *help* the whales assfuck everyone?

>>51396387
Rising yields because expectations of higher interest rates.

>>51397114
You really think neets gambling their welfare money away would know? Just flip a coin like a normal person

I need pussy

>>51397114
https://leverageshares.com/en/etps/leverage-shares-5x-long-us-500-etp/

how much of a gambler are you?

I just bought JEPI. What am i in for in 5 years?

>>51396942
>bought my homestead
I did that, a modest one in a rural/suburban new subdevelopment, no mortgage, no liabilities at all
>be completely out of this clown reality and raising kids and pigs and apple trees
so that is why i trade. I don't really value the human connection right now and learning how to trade from my home office has shown me how little human interaction actually matters. I think about how 50 years ago if I wanted to do this I would have to be physically present in NY or Shitcongo and hop in the pit and raise my fingers to bet on bids and asks, actually have human interaction. Now the button presses have completely replaced that, and the same data gets transferred... so what does it actually mean to be a human now? I have smoked myself into having schizophrenia and am not really a likeable person anymore because all I care about is trading. It's not even about the $$ amounts, its about the feeling of winning. And have a green trade is the purest form of winning there is to me. Green is green. Green is good. Green is god. So yea I'm not the guy to be raising a family at this time. It's just not what I'm focusing on right now. And how could it when all the women want a guy with a job and a title. I just low key have more than those faggots and will continue to have more, that's why I trade. Those faggots with the job titles straight up cannot play the game like me which is why they need to take advantage of lower level wagies to justify their wagie and then need to consoom and spend like a jogging jogger in order to keep a woman. My dad paid half his net worth to my shitty mom and I have seen it happen too many times in public accounting for me to just settle on some whore that "makes me happy". No bitch marriage is a financial partnership and a gene trait selection for my future children. This is not going to be some lets spend all my dad's money and be happy nonsense. Simple as

place your bets red or green tomorrow?

STOP THE COUNT

>>51397114
Buy positions dont use options, this volatility is untradeable for most people.

15% profit, thanks bulltards. i'll short again for the big drop very soon.

>>51397149
>What am i in for in 5 years?
A gigantic slope

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

>>51397174
>15% profit, thanks bulltards
anon, today was green

My account down 177 bps on the day -- how about you?

kek i missed my window have fun mumu

>>51397197
i ride the retard rallies obviously, thats why i thanked them

>>51397193
>+%0,51

Wtf is happening to yuro gas?

>>51397228
Is it up or down

Is there a single person on the planet who doesn't think this is total and complete horseshit? Is there anyone left?

>carvana wasn't a good buy last week at $30.. nope no way
>but I just couldn't hekkin stop myself from slurrpppppinnn up some $42 dollar cheapies at the top right before close today

>>51397193
learned some lessons only since im a paper trading cuck

>>51397193
Sold some plug, done with this shit.

The recession is now over.

>>51397256
It is plummeting. I thought you guys said Putler shutting down the pipes would raise demand.

>>51397279
Did PLUG ever find a replacement auditor after firing its original one for not helping them cook the books?

>>51397290
The recession hasn't even started

cpi is gonna come in cool if we pumped into close

>>51397290
What recession? We redefined the meaning of recession, there was never a recession.

>>51397260
(((they))) just don't care anymore muh line goes up

>>51397290
>The recession is now over.
thanks to the sound leadership, we can all rest easy that the great financial crisis of 2022 never happened

>>51397193
Lost a bit of money on my TWTR position.
Didn't make any new trades.

>>51397145
I deserve pussy

DING DING DING
IM GETTING FUCKED IN CARVANA AND I HATE IT

>>51397294
It would raise the price, and that did happen initially when nord stream 1 was closed indefinitely. Who knows what’s going on, it’s nat gas.

>>51397297
I dunno, PLUG seems to just follow the market like a little bitch though, its a jellyfish and I need a shark.

>>51397193
>-3.99% after daily inflation

>>51397317
Any idea when Musky Husky is going to finish buying it? I have a small stake in VYGG

>>51396488
Gunna need a World War to that lad

>>51397314
>implying inflation isn't going to fucking come in red hot tomorrow and we're going to see more pain, and more fucking suffering.

I honestly can't even fathom the inability for the fucking retards in these threads to have their thumbs so far from the pulse of this economy to think that things are actually going well. If you actually got off your fucking ass and looked, you would be able to see just how fucking screwed we are, and that the whole fucking thing is about to unravel at the seams. #RedDeerEvent #2MoreWeeks.

Market opens into a limit down trading halt manana en la manana

>>51397290
Correct! We made it. Congrats bulls! Although we still have a ways to go but aths by eoy for many stocks. Just not the meme trash like robinhood.

>>51397364
i can hope, but at this point its going to need putler nuking kiev to save my overnight positions

>>51397362
>>51397364
well I should buy TQQQ again tomorrow it seems.

>>51397193
-3

>>51397193
Another winning day. I'm getting a little tired of winning.

>>51397343
bro I got chinese takeout where my fortune cookie lucky number was $17, while I was eating said cookie, PLUG CEO was on CNBC shilling the company when its share price was $16.50. I checked the SEC filings around that time (late June I believe) and all the insiders bought more shares at $16.50 then I did a stupid margin buy/write and paper handed it for like $200 profit and then the stock doubled over the next few weeks. Talk about missing my opportunity... but yea the financials are probably not legit.

I've been offline all day but someone in one of the morning threads was discussing the relationship between rising VIX and rising stock prices, and THEN I see the Zero Hedge (I know, kinda memey) tweets out something about it. Is VIX rising w/ stock prices an actual sign of something? Or is it something permabears use as hopium for a crash?

>vix closed red

>>51397383
>paper handed it for like $200 profit
you did good- thinking like this will make you -400 next time.

>>51397383
>but yea the financials are probably not legit.
but that doesn't matter anymore. Fundamental analysis doesn't matter for public companies

PRTY short % of the float just updated from 8% to 10%, so still not really a short squeeze play.

Seems like bears aren't calling bullshit just yet, which is interesting. I thought more would take the bait and bite.

>>51397394
>and THEN I see the Zero Hedge (I know, kinda memey) tweets out something about it
zh got bought out like drudge did and now its a harbinger of the exact opposite thing occuring
they purposely give out bad trading advice now

>>51397383
I knew about plug when it was ~$3 but I was being dumb. I still made monies today but only like 2k

>>51397394
I would also like an answer to this- keep that fat whore away though.

Reminder that the right shoulder forms tomorrow and the next stop is SPY 350.

>>51397435
I think I mathed out 322 by November

>>51397435
Yes,but they're not going to let it freefall until 350 though

>>51397435
what if it keeps going up

>>51397435
If we fall below 350 I'm putting my entire networth into SPY

>>51397429
My dad's boomer bar buddies were all day trading PLUG when it was $0.50 - $1.50 in 2018 through 2020 except for one guy who was just shilling the shit out of the company and just acquiring while everyone else was swing trading. That guy had 80,000 shares of PLUG with a sub $1 cost basis and was the first guy schooling me to some free game about how he was then selling covered calls and picking his exit price. That shit works amazing when you are sitting on huge gains and arent worried about selling at $30 or $32. But that is what got me interested in options and the market in general. After PLUG had popped and my dad died, I saw him one night and he told me he was just following the crook Chuck Schumer who was shilling the company like no tomorrow when it had not popped yet. And Chuck and the gang don't lose. Period.

>>51397433
Extremely low test post, brother

OH NO NO No

>>51397435
That's not a head and shoulders at all.

>>51397520
>>higher prices
>I don't pay them
wdhmbt

>>51397435
> the leaning pickle formation
Good god

K I fell for the shilling and bought 1/20 PRTY calls, how long until I’m a millionaire?

>>51397405
Vix is positive retard

>>51397382
>10k robinhood perma bull is tired of winning

/smg/ has the best top signals

>>51397435
The last fucking time I saw a chart like that was right before the fucking big one in 1929. We're completely fucked tomorrow. I tried to warn you all, but you just fucking laughed at me. Now when I make a shit load of money there's not going to be a party in Vegas with open bar, blackjack and hookers. Nope I'm going to drink all i want and play blackjack with the hookers and you guys can't come. Except Spin, Spin can come too.

>>51397598
>right before the fucking big one in 1929
>Baggot
TOP KEK sir

>>51397193
+1.15%
Oil and divies make me happy

POSITIVE

>>51397347
Late October.

>>51397435
since when smg became full of retarded bears?

>>51397473
That would be the incorrect direction.

At this point I don't even care winning on a short position. I just want the market to stop completely fucking retarded for even a single moment so that I can invest in it ever again.

>>51397697
>I just want the market to stop completely fucking retarded
maybe it is you who are the retard lad?
>correction, certainly, not maybe

>>51397682
GOLD TO $3.000 SOON!

>>51397594
Haunted pussy

>>51397720
oh ok good one

Buddy AAPL computer

>>51397594
please be nice to me

>>51397682
>retarded bulls push spy from 365 to 430 on pivot rumor.. literally just a fucking rumor
>jpow reconfirmed no pivot until 2% inflation
>dumps to 390
>fucking rumor of possibly slightly negative cpi... like hundredths of a percent still in the upper 8s
>Spy rips to 411 in a week
>Articles shilling pivot narrative again already

Honk honk honk

I really thought the market got a good realty check with Jpow, but in the end, it looks like not. So What are we expecting now? some more retard rally until Jpow slap his massive cock and pull out the .75 bps?
what's the narrative here, I don't get it

ASMB stock ladies!

I WANT OFF THE SOXL RIDE

>>51397837
we pump until something breaks, we are that retarded point I think.

>>51397435

>>51397837
Someone left a draft saying .50bps in the open and word spread around

>>51397837
I don't know what the narrative is supposed to be anymore, but it's really pretty concerning that the system is capable of this level of collusion.

FRIENDLY REMINDER TO NEVER VOTE NEOLIBERALS INTO OFFICE EVER AGAIN

So did you guys make money off of the first weekend of football or what

>>51397942
OH FUG IM OUTAH HERE

>>51397312
I am willing to end life on this planet to make that fucking line go up.

>>51397942
I took the fucking Giants, but got fucked by the 40 fucking niners. Did alright though, should have been fucking better. I need the Broncos to win tonight and everything will be a-o-fucking-k.

>>51397837
Stocks only go up.

>>51397942
soccer is not football, american nigger.

>>51398086
What are you even saying? The new nfl season just started.

>>51397941
>I don't know what the narrative is supposed to be anymore, but it's really pretty concerning that the system is capable of this level of collusion.
Did you not see the whole 2020 ultra-pump off of nothing good fundamentally?

>>51398086
>soccer is not football
They're both equally gay, let's not kid ourselves

>>51398136
t. baseball faggot

hope you guys gamble the right way.

bet on the small odds having sure thing day in day out.

Uh... META bros... I think we got marked for death...

>>51398165
second life, VR since the 90s, google glass, none of it went anywhere
but visionary mark "stole all his ideas" zuckerberg is the man revolutionize it
sure

Shid

>>51398165
oh no
i have a beautiful wife waiting at home for me, it cant end like this
tell her i love her

>>51396301
How do I prepare for this railroad strike bullshit? Its looking really REALLY fucking bad anons.

https://twitter.com/Fxhedgers/status/1569352359750549504

>>51398193
It's not about who has the idea, it's about who convinces the world to buy it from him

>>51398193
The only way the fucking kikebook man can make this fucking kikeverse shit work is if they focus on teledildonics and 3d pornography. Everything else is a waste of fucking time.

>>51398216
Priced in

>>51398216
>12:48pm
Biden already fixed it,fuck off

>>51398216
Even MSM is shitting themselves over the strikes now

https://twitter.com/MorePerfectUS/status/1569396079933935616

>>51398193
He's literally sinking billions into it all for some goofy garbage that no one is gonna use. Literally autism + having billions does. They should do like Apple in 1985 and oust him before he ruins the company any further with his loner autismo.

>>51396736
Is that blues clues?

>>51397394
>that tummy
I would lick every square centimeter of that.

>I just saw The Boxed Life
Jesus why don't they anhero themselves

what happened to the lael brainerd poster

>>51398193
>VR since the 90s
oh yeah great point anon, very persuasive

>>51398130
You mean the sudden downward spike and ensuing rebound?
Or do you just mean the general market thesis that we might leverage virtualization and use computers to help people instead of using computers to assfuck people into a lifetime of slavery after we "build back" to the year 2011?

What do I sell BBBY at? My average cost is $7

>>51398265
He didn't make it. Not everyone survives a bear market, fren.

>>51398255
>75% OF CAR DELIVERIES DELAYED
lmao
>>51398255
That smoothie is probably all sugary fruit. That fupa's only getting worse.

>>51397435
threadly reminder that cups, handles, cookware, pork chops and beef shoulders are not financial analysis

rail workers get paid $75-150k. this won't end until they get replaced by scabs making much less.
We need retarded pajeets making 1/3rd of that handling every section of our critical infrastructure.

>>51398269
its going to zero
sell now you poor fool

>>51398235
Top kek
American wagies are literal nigger tier wage slaves from the industrial revolution. A nigger from a plantation had more benefits and rights

>>51398296
>Charlie, how much longer until the market crashes?

>>51398322
>mindset shift

Any gear heads? Having exhaust gases pump into my coolant from a head gasket leak. It back pressurizes the system forcing the coolant into the reservoir system and then begins to overheat. Will a head gasket sealer work on that?
>>51398307
They already are currently doing two jobs in one at the moment because railways are run terribly.

>>51398322
yeah maybe, but i doubt i could retire at 39 in your country

Layoffs this yr:Goldman Sachs, Peloton, Netflix, Snap, Wayfair, Robinhood, Shopify, 7-11, Vimeo, Tesla, Rivian, Re/Max, Microsoft, JP Morgan, Compass, Redfin, Coinbase, Caravan, Reef, Better, Noom, Thrasio, WellsFargo and more.
Railroad Union strikes at midnight.
Seems rippin

>>51398351
That's the first thing I'd try. If you're lucky that'll do it, otherwise you're gonna need to pop that bitch open, scrape out the old gasket, and replace it.
t. amateur mech

>>51398322
I'm stealing this to make another shitposting thread.

>>51398387
kek I hope the market rips up and the strikes get worse. like with covid where everyone ignored it but it was getting pretty obvious for a few weeks that everything was fucked.

Anyone else loading up on SQQQ

metaverse is a fucking retarded idea so it might actually work in clownworld

>>51397335
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK
WHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>51398216
>>51398235
Most of them already reached a deal. Only 2 unions left.

>>51397122
bump

What are the chances that Amazon will lay off another 100,000 or so workers in fall and winter? I expect Amazon to drop a 1/3 of their warehouse workforce if they keep cutting corners.

>>51398392
I have this wageslave severance package
>>51398364
Perhaps. The wagie life is not horrible here.

Metaverse will be 10% PS2-tier Second Life and 90% grooming.

Not to shit on the europoors while they are down but is there any reason to invest internationally? Europe's energy crisis is actually fucking them.

>>51398472
They were outdated tentative deals anon. Meaning that unless they signed, the agreements can still be rejected. If you browse at the rail boomers on facebook, reddit, tiktok etc., the railworkers are PISSED at the new deals and won't accept them.

i made a thing

>>51398520
Didnt realize thanks. The workers should strike anyway. Biden has to pretend he cares so they can get him to say somethings and wont crack down on it. Best time to strike is now in an election year.

>>51398528
Gnome>goblin

>>51398390
I was always taught to look for the exhaust and the smells as a sign of a failing head gasket -- didn't know about this method where it just leaks into the coolant and does it. Wasn't sure based off online comments if its work or not. Would like to avoid buying a new car at the moment and engine is rather old to replace the head gaskets.

>>51398425
>>51398498
nothingburger, it's just a glorified video game aimed at boomers

what are the railroad workers pissy about anyway i heard they get paid well. is this like most teacher strikes where its really just politics disguised as workers trying to get fair treatment?

>>51398574
Your debunking is bunk.

>>51398558
fair

>backtest a market neutral strategy at a decent win rate
>add an extra 2% wiggle room to my parameters
>compare Monte Carlo simulation, binomial pricing and black scholes
>yep looks good
>lose the first trade
>kill myself

>>51398574
It's clown world and I kinda expect the meta shit to make some money... candy crush has made 1.2 BILLION dollars a year the last two years for boomers to click on shiny things. If you don't think Karen from church is going to be buying virtual dogs you don't understand how fucking retarded the average person is

>>51398604
the rail companies gave them a contract with 0 allowed sick days
so u could be infracted for taking even one day off for being sick in a whole year
nobody in their right mind would ever sign such a contract and the rail companies definitely know that, this is on purpose

Railroad strike has been debunked schizos. Biden resolved it.

New

>>51398739
>>51398739

>>51397941
Liberals are retarded and enabled by government. They constantly make poor decisions knowing government will bail them out. 500,000$ School loans for a phd in native African basket weaving forgiven. Drug addicts are given free drug paraphernalia. Fuck a homeless persons and get pregnant? Free abortions and birth control. Kill someone? A liberal da will give you amnesty. Government wants liberals. Government needs liberals. Big government is liberals. It’s like printing free money out of thin air, but people.

>>51398568
Give it a go. If it doesn't work I'd put in a new gasket, hop on youtube and there will surely be a video for how to do it on your exact car. It's almost certainly within the realm of things you can do yourself. I wouldn't chuck the car over it if it's otherwise reliable.

>>51398165
>Get a Quest 2
>shitty Fresnel lenses, shit IPD, blurry, impossible to focus even with aftermarket headstraps, makes me sick
>DLSite VR game category DOA
>non-H VR games category DOA
>throw it in closet and haven't touched it in a year
It's shit

>>51397394
Damn just look at her drunk that bbc cum. She just can’t get enough of it.

>>51398351
If you can't get to it right away, you can take the thermostat out and just rock free flow. Might stop the overheating. Wouldn't leave it long like that. Cold is coming