/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>51386553
smells like bullshit.

>>51386553
Shitty LARP

>>51386553
TRE (Trauma release exercises)

>>51386553

>"I've only got $100k to my name"
>Only got significantly higher net worth in cash equivalent alone than the vast majority of 30 year olds not only worldwide, but in any developed western country
>Oh but I can't do anything with it because it's trapped in muh BTC

Fuck off, faggot.

I'm living in my car and just saving every dime until houses come down significantly. There are still places in the country you can get a home for under $100k for a single guy, especially if you've got gibs to cover the monthly expenses afterward. i'd be in a place in the midwest somewhere if i i had 100k.

>>51386553
take the gibs and get on a low income housing waitlist then move out when you can

>>51386553
I trusted you 3 days ago but at this point this is obvious larp
>first you said you were 38
>now 30
>said you had 10k
>now 100
>said your parents were moving out to another state
>now you’re the one moving out
>you had a job
>but before you said you’ve never had a job
Get your story straight nigger

>>51386607
This might not be too bad but how do I take the carpill and do shit like bathing and crapping? It's also hot as fuck, how do you deal with the heat

>>51386634
>everyone I talk to on /biz/ are the same people
have you considered that as the global macroeconomic climate gets shittier and shittier that more and more people might actually be facing shittier situations on the horizon

>>51386675
install gentoo

>>51386637
>crap/shower
i've got a 24 hour gym membership through medicare, between eating healthier to save money and exercising, my shits are pretty predictable, and i'm always within a few miles of my gym or the library for shitting/PC access.
>heat
well the advantage of being in your car is having the ability to choose where you want to go. in my case i went to washington state where it's pretty mild weather wise all year around. realistically you'd only want to do this until you could get into an assisted housing place where you pay a percentage of rent based on your income.
>carpill
honestly it's not the cheapest way to do it. gas/maintenance/insurance/safety/comfort all take a hit financially and mentally. if you're in a bad place mentally it's probably not a great idea

>>51386718
/thread
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>>51386553
Get a car and live in it and only spend 2k a year on food

>>51386637
YMCA will let you shower there

>>51386602
Dude that's only a single make-it stack of BTC, you can't sell that at the bottom of a bull market.

>>51386553
Chill OP, relax. It's 30 days MINIMUM to get evicted, so you have time and the clock doesn't start until they give you a legal eviction notice. Look for people near you looking for roommates and keep working on your gibs, and once you're on disability get Section 8 (housing gibs) too. Don't think about buying a house, just try to find a room for like a couple hundred a month and just sell sats a bit at a time until you get on gibs.

>>51386718
I don't own a computer anon, just a MacBook that I bought while I still had a job/everything was alright
>>51386721
are you working? I might look into working construction again through a family friend. They used to rent out a hotel room for the crew while on jobsite so that might cover me while I'm working and I could just live in my car in between jobs. I would definitely consider a better state for the summers I can't stand the heat.
Where do you park to sleep? I'm assuming no where too close to the city where you run the risk of being broken into/mugged while you sleep

>>51386553
What’s gibs

>>51386553
move to latin america and ride out the bear market

>>51386836
That’s like 3 down payments on a house faggot

He can’t get gibs with six figures in assets anyways so this fantasizing about OP being a nigger will never come to fruition

>>51386836
I'm trying to relax just the situation is ass. It was almost like a switch was flipped and the people who have been my only support this year became my greatest source of stress. I don't know if I would ever want it to get to the point where the law has to be brought into it (I still respect my parents and wouldn't want to stress them out) but shits killing me inside
>>51386873
wdym?
aren't gibs all based on income? as far as any of the agencies that have the power to approve are concerned, I've got $0 networth

>>51386873
That's generational wealth and none of the state's business that OP has it. As long as he doesn't declare it, he'll get his gibs (and as long as it's not on an exchange (not your keys not your crypto (nyknyc))).

>>51386930
Same shit happened to me, but while I was looking for work and not finding anything after graduating uni during the GFC fallout. I didn't have any crypto, though, so I got a military recruiter to tell my parents the military wouldn't take me if I was homeless, so they let me stay the year it took to get in. My parents really fucked me up mentally from that, since now I have major trust issues and paranoia, but they pretend it didn't happen. Just don't feel like you need to do anything drastic, but make plans to move out since your parents won't listen to reason (like that you're dealing with mental health issues and working on gibs). Consider staying with family or friends, too, while you work on Section 8 or getting a room with someone looking for roommates.

>>51386553
Couple months short of 30, me.
Dad had said earlier that he would give me until 32-33 to make it after that I'm on my own.
But recently i get NEETshamed whenever dad has some bad day at business.
A few months ago he had left me at some ultrarich friend's house in another city for me to become a big guy too. But i threw a fit and came back home because i felt like i didn't deserve the luxury. I wanted to make 1 million before 30. I don't think I will anymore.