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All in nvda. Prove me wrong.

Protip: you can’t

Alright redpill me on JEPI. Seems to have a higher payout than SCHD. Is it the premier dividend etf now? Or will JEPI fall in payouts in a rising market?

Short CSX and UP.

Also

>pre futures

Oh bobo...

>>51378319
Prove that youre not all in nvda? ...guess i cant

Yields

>>51378319

>>51378403
maid ass is clearly bullish

I THINK IT MIGHT BE WHAT WE NEED
TO LET US GO REST IN PEACE
I KNOW WE'VE FALLEN OUT OF LOVE
BUT WOULD YOU HAVE THIS ONE LAST DANCE WITH ME

https://youtu.be/SX0llirxN7Y

Crashes are politically inconvient for Biden so it isnt happening bobo.

>watch monday go -12 on the spy on the day and reverse

The forest was quiet. But you hear the sound of chains moving. Clack. Click. Clink. Clack.

Why Do The Chains Clack.

>>51378473
So you are retarded. Got it.

>>51378476
Because you are a mentally ill faggot?

>the illegal market sure is going to faultier now

>>51378480
>>51378496
Why Does The Asperger's Syndrome Kid Get Angry On 4channel.

>>51378480
>>51378496
go to sleep shoeonhead tribe

we pumping tomorrow?

>>51378574
Nope

Tesla. My kind of workplace. Where the wheels of government subsidies and corporate welfare never stop spinning. A corporate banking government climate change fraud complex that drives this world of EV buying redditors and wall street boomers. Tesla is a tough company. If you tweet something negative about elon musk you can get fired and called a pedophile. If you slave for more overtime you could really hit it big. I mean really big. You could make a thousand thousandth of a percent bonus from stimulus packages elon musk gets.

>>51378574
yes, retard bears bought the bottom last week

>>51378578
b-but I want my green day

>>51378605
bought puts i mean

>>51378574
Why we would pump? What good news have we had? But then again... honk... honk... So what the fuck do I know.

>>51378574
We have another full week the Full Bull.
Fat emerald dildoes will be shooting up your ass

Bullfags will know pain this week

>>51378504
They clearly want to get rid of cash. Even now cash has become a hassle. We've become so accustomed to very quick payment methods as time goes on, now dealing with cash is an inconvenience. Everything will have a paper trail, because that's what they want. Corporations will eventually know you better than you know yourself due to AI being able to autistically pick apart your personality through purchase history, web browsing habits and what you watch.

i just want to see one more lower low thats all i ask so i can buy longs

Late to the PRTY??
this is what is going to happen to you, when you FOMO in this week
>pic related
Don't say I didn't warn you

>>51378319
That pe ratio though...
>But muh cheap compared to itself larp

>>51378480
Did you read the greentext

>>51378647
>They are only interested in one thing. Are you willing to be plundered? Yes or no? Are you stupid enough to keep quiet in the process? Yes or no?
It is just going to get worse.

Why Are The Chains Moving Again.

>today is the day the shemitah ended in 2001
>which caused a major stock market crash
>its going to end again this month as well

post yfw market opens tomorrow

I'm going to capitulate and go 5X long on NASDAQ tomorrow

>>51378751
>>today is the day the shemitah ended in 2001
Are you telling me bad things happen at the end of shemitah? Seems anti-semetic.

>>51378772

>>51378772

>>51378638
all comes down to CPI

>smug bobos a day before markets open
And we are going to pump

you know in your heart that its coming

>>51378849
dota is a shit game for faggots that like to psycholgically torture themselves

>>51378860
correct

I bought a whole lot of TX last week after EU steel production is shutting down to conserve energy. It's went up 10% since my buyin already. I didn't think it would move this quick -- sell?

>>51378831
EU clearly stated they expect a higher one,US might come lower

The Sep VIX future (and option) expires morning of 9/21, same day as FOMC. The settlement is based on the price of a strip of 1 million options on the SPX morning of 9/21.

I have 2 observations
>1)
It appears unlikely market will be very willing to part with these options below a certain volatility level. So, we are likely close to the VIX floor ahead of meeting
> 2)
It is really interesting that "vol of vol"...ie, the level of VIX option premiums is so low (1st %ile over last 5 years) given the importance of FOMC. VIX Sep 24 straddle is ~2.65...break-evens 21.35-26.65.


This means that volatility is underpriced.

The Forest Is Quiet. Except For The Chains. The Chains Are Hidden.

>>51378302
I have 18700 in VOO in my Roth IRA, what should I do with it?

If Biden team doesn't releases a PR statement tomorrow trying to downplay the CPI report on Tuesday, we pump.

If he does, I'm undecided if doomp or crab.

>>51378891
Upgrade it to UPRO.

>>51378885
Energy has established a floor and is only going to go up from here in the US. Even as oil prices fluctuate the price at pump etc has remained static. Food prices etc are still moving higher as is rent especially.

>>51378302
The collapse of the Putin regime is in sight and stocks will rally like crazy this week.

>>51378891
add more and wait 30 years for it to quadruple

monday - alien blood green
tuesday - cpi, dump at first then pump like the recession is over and brandon best president ever
wednesday - ppi, same as tuesday but at a lower scale
thusday - retail sales, green
friday - as usual, a green closure for the week

Stocks I added to my portfolio : trains, canneries, and frozen food producers. Is this retarded y/n

I know CSX and UP are going to take a shit. I expect that.

>>51378907
damn that's boring. I'm maxed out for the year but I can add more in January, already have the cash stacked.

>>51378886
>This means that volatility is underpriced
I have been looking at opportunities to short the vix by selling vix calls but the premiums were so low relative to the margin requirement that I didn't feel like it was worth it. I have just got into options trading this year so haven't been watching the vix until this year. Is this normal? What's the preferred method of shorting the vix?

>>51378906
personally I hope he kills more ukies first. Invest in raytheon.

>>51378336
I had a dream that the market crashes on 10/7 but I'm still playing like it m9ghy crash this week.

>>51378908
Did you flip a coin for each day or?

>>51378707
pic seems like a reasonable prediction, but I'm admittedly very curious what the updated short interest will be on PRTY (which will come out Monday after close). If it breaks out of $2.67, any short position opened within the last month will be in the red.

It's not a "short squadoodle" play at the moment given the 9% short interest, but maybe it could turn into one eventually if bears view the recent pump as illegitimate? The shares available to short has plummeted in the last two weeks from 2 mill to around 400k, which is interesting.

>>51378647
tie klaws schwab up in a basement somewhere and feed him bugs see how he likes his own medicine

Reminder that last quad witching saw a rise the week before and then a nasty dump during the expiry week.

>>51378931
trains is hard job

>>51378860
Correct. The weekend is for the thinking man's games to prepare for the next trading week, not shitty MOBA's.

>>51379006
literally nothing happened, do you seriously think the quad witching isn't priced in, because it is

most stocks are still up +300% and most ETFs are up +70% from the rona dip
I dont know what to buy

>>51379025
I play EU4

>>51379029
Hello bunny poster

>>51379030
Inverse etfs, if you buy anything now you'll be waiting a few years to break even which is why I laugh at all the boomers bragging about DCAing the way down
Alternatively go into options and take advantage of high vix

>>51379025
I Have No Seed And I Must Feed

>>51378574
I wish anime was real. And we wont pump or dump until CPI. It will be crab.

>>51379097
iunno, I jerked off to vrchat porn yesterday
I think something went wrong in my life this weekend

>>51379110
>I think something went wrong in my life this weekend
Implying that it hasn't gone horribly wrong since day one

>>51379110
It's a slippery slope anon

>>51379030
There's this ARKK etf that is still on sale

I wanted to be a scientist studying different biomes and how they function when I was a kid then enviromentalism took over my prospective field and ruined everything.

>>51379139
true but this weekend was especially bad
>>51379144
yeah, I have been consuming vtuber shit. Ended up watching one of projektmelodys chaturbate streams and then decided to view what other content there was out there in the vranimu space

>>51379149
*SARK

good evening sirs. some sunday night mathematics for sirs

>>51379156
I wanted to be a teacher and help young men so they wouldn't have to suffer as much then the school system went insane. Sending your kids to public school should constitute child abuse.

>>51379190
5

>>51379190
x = 5
y = 0
x + y = 5

>>51379190
The last digit of my post.

>>51379203
>>51379204
That is half correct, but what is the other answer?

>>51379222
7, duh

>>51379199
It didnt used to be this way before common core. I remember actually having to work in school to take in hard data and then study it. Enviromental science and geology used to be safe, easy fields to get into but now its all enviro scientists

>>51379190
x = 3
y = 4
x+y = 7

>>51379190
Obviously, the Answer is 'Maya Angulo"
>>51379203
>>51379204
Nice attempt, but you need to check your white privileges' at the door of this classroom.

>>51379181
SARK is not on sale

>>51379199
I am currently a teacher and its really not so bad -- I generate self worth from teenagers looking forward to seeing me etc and I like to think I generate a positive-independent outlook on life for them to think for themselves and do whats right for them. Admin and discipline really gets in the way of that sometimes though.

but really at this point they can't even fire if they tried because every department at the best school in our district has a minimum of one long term substitute and 2-3 teachers who can't even get licensed.

>>51379264
What is the policy for failing black students? Last i heard it was just failing them upwards.

>>51379231
Very Nice. Let Us Go To Next Question Sirs.

You're running a 3-month short 30-delta strangle position in SX5E versus a 1-year long 30-delta strangle position in SX7E.

If your objective in a hedge ratio to is to minimize the expected market directionality of the trade (e.g., beta to SX5E index returns), how would you estimate that hedge ratio, e.g. how much long vega to run per 1 euro of vega on the short leg?

Is there a lag in prices once consumer Demand is going down? Or do sellers typically just liquidate the shit at a lower price to avoid a low quarter?

>>51379222
y = -2x + 10
x^2 + (-2x + 10)^2 = 25
5x^2 - 40x + 100 = 25
x^2 - 8x + 20 = 5
x^2 - 8x + 15 = 0
(x - 5) (x - 3) = 0
x = 3 -> y = 4 -> x+y = 7
x = 5 -> y = 0 -> x+y = 0

>>51379264
do you diddle ur students

SOXS holders you beclown yourselves

>>51379304
nah I just inflicted emotional damage
>>51379280
I can be pretty creative in grading things. I don't typically fail students if they are regularly attending class and attempting to be a part of the school environment and doing work. HOWEVER I can say with an absolute certainty that disciplines hand is tied. Education follows the absolute equality. Even if black students make up half the school but end up being 90% of all disc infractions only a tenth of those end up actually being followed through on so as not to seem racist. Even stuff like bringing drugs onto school which is supposed to be a zero tolerance policy is not followed up on.

>>51379289
Trick question, those markets shut down within the next 3 months.

>>51379366
School has just turned into a daycare so because both parents have to work these days to survive it's hardly an option. If they learn something, great.

Cookout is burnt now then?

>>51379289
trick question, hedging is for people that like to lose money

>>51379445
unironically yes, Its like walking into taco bell, you are rolling the dice on whether or not your food will be competently prepared and if they will give you enough fries.

>>51379450
selling deep itm covered calls chasing momentum to protect your longs is one way of hedging. Buy them back later once you think things are going to turn around and then roll the profits into a spread. Of course the risk being the market goes absolutely ballistic in a rally. But really -- that'd be so fucking gay at this point

>>51379442
I was livid when they shut the schools down due to bat aids and everyone just openly admitted that.
>ThInK oF tHe ChIlDrEn1!11!!
Maybe use some of those retirement gains to get your schools a new book or two.

>>51379468
my profitable positions are ones that I have held for more than one year (oil), and if they were called away early by some retard, I would be very upset at losing my tax advantaged position

>>51379503
it was partially to deal with staff shortages. regardless of what people think at large its difficult to get teachers for any subject. People want more for what they have to put up with.

URANIUM
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Just a reminder. No time to argue,
got to get over to /sp/ and get to scrapping on
those NFL threads. Handegg is back...FR FR
No cap, dead ass.

>>51379002
>but I'm admittedly very curious what the updated short interest will be on PRTY (which will come out Monday after close)
How do you find such info? Is there somewhere to go in TD/Think or Swim that shows me that kind of data?
>If it breaks out of $2.67, any short position opened within the last month will be in the red
Is that just, like, your opinion, man?
>The shares available to short has plummeted in the last two weeks from 2 mill to around 400k, which is interesting.
Again, where do I go for this information, please? I would love to be better informed, but I'm not always sure where to look. I'm overly dependent on weekend /smg/ and anons like you.

>>51379526
I had a teacher I'm highschool who taught an industrial tech type class. He would just come into class, turn on ESPN, and tells us to do something retarded like build a paper airplane. Best class ever. I was a senior and checked out anyway, but yeah there are a lot of lousy teachers out there too.

>>51379244

That has to be fake

S&P500 ~4150pts near term.
S&P500 ~4500pts end of wave.
This is normal market behavior.

>>51379626
Kek it probably is but I hope its not. I'm quite excited to see how close to north Korean schools the US public schools can get with their blatant indoctrination. Should be worth a few yucks at least.

Its gonna rain blood this week,mumu.Yours.

>>51379575
Hydrogen PLUG

>people are scared of growth peaking
>there are still literally billions of people living in shithole environments that would literally improve with minimal investment.

>>51379366
So if they show up everyday and routinely only score 40% on all exams and assignments you still just pass them through?

How the hell isn't this holding back the brighter students if they have to be in the same classes as these people?

>>51379585
>How do you find such info?
the schedule of when SI updates is here: https://www.finra.org/filing-reporting/regulatory-filing-systems/short-interest
unsure if there's a way to check it out on TD/Think or Swim, but marketbeat does a good job of updating SI whenever the report publishes.
>Is that just, like, your opinion, man?
no, $2.67 is just the monthly high
>where to find shares available to short
I use iborrowdesk (and ortex if I can find someone leaking the data there), which gives both the shares available and borrowing rate

Imagine Party City going to 13

>>51379687

>>51379687
Monday SPY will be blood red. By Friday you will wish you had bought pip last week.

>>51379672
>literally billions of people living in shithole environments that would literally improve with minimal investment

False. If they were able to be improved they'd already be improved. You'd just be wasting money and they wouldn't maintain the infrastructure.

How do i profit off this?

>>51379719
*oil

>>51379672
Perhaps this documentary will shed some light on your thesis: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LSuZGlqL34

>>51379720
Exactly. Short places throwing off colonialism, long the ones throwing off communism.

>>51379719
Bro what the fuck is she having sex with her dog

>>51379728
2.5 + 0.75 = 3.25

Others must follow or die. Do the math, but show your work.

>>51379687
improbable, but not necessarily impossible given enough time. there really ought to be more than 1 analyst covering the company. they unfortunately have a disproportionate amount of sway over what big money does, which I find stupid.

Do things feel more stable to you?

>>51379773
You thought it was just a meme?

Listen, We're all good looking guys here. What's the word on /smg/ about the BTC pump?

Im about to go fuck some 3d puss and don't have time to read this thread but I thought I would just pop in and let you guys know Janet Yellen was on CNN aggressively shilling bags while I was at the gym today.
>we saved the economy
>please don't give up the last two years of gains before midterms plz I swear the economy is great

I'm doubling down on my puts if tomorrow is green. I am so fucking bearish right now.

>>51379793
Btc looking like its gonna do a bart or a marge if its a fucked week

PRTY and another week of gains

>>51379672
>improve with minimal investment.
You would have to replace the population to cause growth.

>>51379222
>>51379190
Sent this to my female broker to solve

>>51378322

>>51379780
Your oil meme lines are fucking stupid

>>51379773
>white woman?
Check
>dog?
Check
What do you think?

>>51379793
i'll be the first to defend BTC's pump despite being primarily anti-crypto. the $20K support has retard strength, and I could see a retest of $30K by end of year. only catalyst i foresee is that i speculate the ETH merge will cause a broader crypto pump

>>51379025
>Gorrester you idiot!

>>51379869
Imagine this shit posted in social media back in pre 2010

>>51379672
>there are still literally billions of people living in shithole environments that would literally improve with minimal investment.
If those shitholes improve they likely won't be taking in as many US products.
You have no idea how much brain rot there is in financial management that has got us to the point of the SP10.

>>51379784
There is a reason why stereotypes exist anon. People don't just make shit up about certain races and their traits.

>>51379156
every field is ruined, on the off chance anybody makes a groundbreaking discovery in spite of all the deliberate misinformation taught, you'd either be kidnapped and forced to live in an underground facility in the middle of the desert until you die, or just suicided

>>51379914
Stereotypes are based on reality
1930s walt disney for example was based

>>51379846
Oh no

>>51379736
>Phone poster
opinion discarded like aging white women

>>51379869
I think I traveled to the wrong time period...

I dislike crypto.

>>51379830
I can solve it to [ x2-8x+15=0 ], but how do you do the FOIL in reverse? (to find x as a common factor and end up with x-5)

ASTS will be the play of the week. You've been told.

>>51379980
Just like GSAT, prepare for a massive sell off, Unless they have a catalyst coming up. Shit is going to go up then come flying down.

>>51379980
Is it optionable?

>>51379963
Tell the jannies to unban my wifi IP and I'll stop phone posting

>>51380013
>>51379980
Didn't I see they were launching something with SpaceX or something?

>>51379979
I just try out the factors of 15 (15, 5, 3, 1) and see which combination adds up to 8, then make both negative since the middle term of (-8x) is negative.

>>51380039
Oh I thought you'd do the quadratic formula to find the roots for x2

>>51379939
>1930s walt
wait until you hear about Henry Ford

>>51380053
>Any color you want as long as it's black!

>>51379873
Nice

>>51380053
>ford
Oh i very know it,friend.Shame about what it is nowadays though

>>51380052
that works too, but I'm lazy and assume that things are perfect integers.

if they aren't, quadratic equation would help find the zeros too.

>>51380009
The main catalyst is unfurling, which takes place in about 2 weeks according to some sources and 4-6 weeks according to the CEO. As of today media coverage is fairly minimal.
>>51380013
Just buy shares.
>>51380034
Yes, ASTS used Falcon 9 to deliver BW3 to low earth orbit.

Wheres /smg/ want to move to when they make it?

>>51379910
What's SP10?

>>51380082
>Just buy shares.
My new strategy is to only buy shares in ETFs that I will hold forever, and then gamble on lottery ticket options occasionally. If they pay out, then that gets re-invested into my ETFs.

>>51380091
I wanted to move to Florida, but everyone is moving there from the SALT states and I am afraid it won't be Florida much longer. I will have to pick somewhere else to plant pinapples and citrus trees like I always wanted to.

>>51380091
A cozy village nearby

Russia striking Ukrainian powerplants has the potential to be a hidden hit on Euro energy.
Ukraine is connected to the Euro grid.

>>51380123
You mean Ukraine self inflicting damage to power plants to advance war propaganda?

>>51380104
I'm planning on keeping 50-70% of my folio in divvy ETFs

speaking of bans, i bullied the bbby general too much and got a trophy

>>51380140
Don't keep up with the news huh buddy?

>>51380075
wait are you poem anon or subscribe if you enjoyed this thread anon

>>51380116
Florida is really nice. I like the west coast more than east coast. Absolutely love destin and surrounding cities. Also lots of activities, good mix of city life, beach life, and nature. Red state. Only con is hurricanes.

>>51379170
Anon please repent

>>51380176
Found the cnn watcher

>>51380180
Neither

how many anons itt have made good profit off options trading?
be honest

>>51380226
I have made a grand total of $400

>>51380204
>>51380140
Literal retards letting ideology get in the way of making money.

>>51379955
>we are at a 2 year peak that has been reversing for 3 months straight
>I'm just gonna ignore the last 3 months and draw the line higher because I'm a fucking retard

Oil pumps = giga recession = oil dumps
War ends = oil dumps
Blatant price tampering continues = oil dumps
Iran or Saudi deal = oil dumps

You have no thesis other than greeding the top like a retarded faggot and I hope you get heemed. I already have my DRIP calls shill your bags to someone else faggot

>>51380226
hows -90% sound?

>>51380091
monaco, so the poors can't follow me

>>51380082
Seems like ASTS is years away from actually becoming a space based 5g phone service. This is just 1 test satellite. Best of luck to you

>>51380091
A chatue in the ardennes.

>>51380226
I made like 15k off them last year, this year I'm down an assload though.

>>51380316
Adding to this, I have the money to buy the property I want right now but I really dont want to buy an inflated housing bubble.

>>51380226
I am around breakeven now I think. Made great money on 2 DTE puts around fomc, but lost tons of money off everything else.

>>51380116
I was thinking florida but it doesnt sound like its the same as it used to be. Seems better in someways but a lot of NY/NJ types moving there. Could be the last remaining republicans left going there. Could be a good place to do business and get normal leadership with good gun rights.

>>51379793
It's got like a 90% correlation to
>futures
so as pre-futures they're forecasting a very mildly green opening.

>>51379442
yep. around here the main problem people had with the closures was 'omg the babies will starve without the free lunches'. these people all drive teslas, bmws, mercs but don't take away those free government hot lunches

>>51380226
statistically no one

>>51380311
>years away
Now that's one way to use a plural, although technically you are correct - 2 years could count as "years away".

>>51380311
Starlink with T Mobile is going is going to be the first 5g satellite service. T. Knower.

>>51380259
Giga recession knocks <2% off global oil demand. The Iran deal price hit was in expectation of 2% in oil supply coming onto the market. Now that the deal's torched, bears *need* a giga recession in order to stay in the 80s.

And god help them if China goes from 30% locked down to "fuck it" once Xi is reelected in a month.

Should I get ahead of the game and start collecting Japanese antiques for when the web generation inevitably grows up?

>>51380398
ASTS has already obtained 2400+ patents and more coming on the way. Your scenario might play out if only ASTS gets bought out outright, which is highly unlikely.

>>51380436
I think we will see a similar situation to 2008 where oil will dump due to demand slump, but then soar on the recovery, in this case less due to demand and continued supply constraints.

free money

Why is inflation good? Why do they want 2% inflation? In 10 years they make savings people had be worth 80%.
Only good thing is that with inflation they can pay loans and their interest for cheaper, keeping the keynesian-niggerball fake economy rolling further.

>>51380531
>check the 5 year chart

Nope, not touching that. I'm not a soxl retard thanks.

>>51380094
sucked pinuses: 10.
it's a metric used to measure op's faggotery

>>51380545
we have a debt economy, devaluing currency encourages borrowing and spending

>>51380545
it encourages spending, where wealth isn't hoarded
it prevents someone from taking a ton of money (liquidity) out of the system and stashing it under their mattress
if there wasn't 2% inflation, the wealthy would have less incentive to invest and disperse their capital - this benefits everyone
you want the wealthy to want to invest their money, to invest in production
it doesn't help the economy, doesn't help the average joe if a super wealthy person is hoarding their wealth, not investing it / sharing it with the economy

>>51380545
Because they want the economy to grow by introducing money. Even if its not used well or whatever. Thats why Social security is really a stimulus program not a welfare program. Money being introduced helps expand the economy. In times of inflation its too much expanding that it hurts people. But eventually us will become even richer as it continues to expand. The point is to absorb every other countries economy into the USD system. A first step to the US annexing every country eventually. Thats why the US doesnt care that euros are getting btfo right now.

>>51380226
Started in January, lost about $2000 this year. I have had successful trades, which were just covered calls.
I do understand greeks and volatility, and I haven't done silly things like buy high IV calls and get crushed, but I also haven't developed it into a profitable strategy yet. Leverage works both ways.

>>51380587
>>51380581
sounds like theft via real wage decreases

>>51380545
Deflation discourages purchases. People will wait to buy things until they think prices have bottomed. It also risks a liquidity freeze

>>51380618
if you didn't have it, and had people hoarding wealth, and not investing in means of production, not purchasing goods and services, not using their capital to produce more capital, there would be no industry with which to support wages
necessary evil

>>51380618
Only if you arent in the stock market. The whole point is that the american individual can take advantage of this system if they are also a capitalist and not a laborer. By abosrbing the worlds economy companies get stronger and the investors are enriched. Too many americans think the country was meant to work for laborers because of the more recent times of factories and such. America was always a bourgeoise/capitalist country. All the founders were small businessmen and investors of stuff.

>Not working in a small firm where only three people max use the complimentary office Swiss espresso machine
Do bankers really

>>51380116
>afraid it won't be Florida much longer

don't get how these retards vote a place into California/new York, Chicago then realize it's a shithole and all flee to Florida and Texas and then keep voting the same way. I remember when I lived in Florida most of the people I met were unironically from New York

>>51380662
Today at Walmart (Canada) we've been out of bottled water (1-2 skids a week), white sugar (sold out for a week) and no Old El Paso corn tortillas (corn). Looks like fundamental commodities are starting to get in short supply. I'm probably going to grab more CANE, CORN, WEAT on monday

>>51380644
>nobody invested anything for profit before December 23, 1913

>>51380545
Because keynesians are mentally ill

>>51380662
They removed the coffee machine and water filter from my office. A few weeks later they asked if I'd go in more than once a week. I laughed! Told them I'd only come in once a month since those perks left. Machines were replaced that next week.

>>51380662
I saw one of UW's bigger traders (@Clayhams1 (?)) left their partnership and moved on to another platform. Apparently he didn't comment as to why, but it sounds like he lost confidence in how UW ran things

>>51380550
shit was worth $16k in 2011 lol

>>51380644
what is the dutch east india company?

>>51380226
Made a shitload shorting june 7 then I almost blew up my options-account shorting august 8.
From now on I'm sticking to leveraged ETF's and light-hedging with options when on defence. Premiums can suck a dick.

>>51378302
>everyone expects 75bps
>CPI comes in under 8%
>Powell only does 50
what if?

>>51380784
Powell doesn't look at CPI

>>51380779
Really? I found levered etfs to be hard to manage, I like options for having defined risk.

>>51380791
sure but the market does

>>51378403
Anime pussy is clearly bearish

>>51380226
made a lot. lost even more

I had a bunch of crusty french bread that I was gonna make french toast with but it appears that my eggs are not any good and I need to buy another carton. No french toast or bread pudding for me today. So instead I am sitting down with a cup of ice filled with milk and eating reese cups waiting for futures to open neon green like they always do.

>>51380784
50bps would be unironically bearish

>>51379979
>he can't factor trinomial
Jesus christ, this is 8-9th grade math. We have niggers itt. Please post your positions so I can short them on 100x leverage
>>51379366 it was your job to rightfuly fail niggers if they can't do math.

>>51380545
Then just hoard gold. See how that works out for you.

>>51380531
What a piece of shit company.

>>51380784
Doesn't matter. I don't identify as a bear or bull, but TGA & RRP liquidity is shitting the bed. Together with QT going to 95b with a recent rally behind us stonks will at the very least be bumpy after FOMC.

>>51380821
Mate I graduated high school in 2008

>>51380823
And don’t dare exchange gold for fiat cuz muh inflation.

>>51380803
Okay? Powell says rape hikes until we stop inflation, the market can be as retarded as it wants

>theoretically infinite loss
Are short calls based or cringe?

>>51380856
>infinite loss
Now read up on short straddles and how you have unlimited risk in either direction

>>51380792
>I found levered etfs to be hard to manage
How so?

>>51380856
Free money glitch

>>51380116
Florida is humid as fuck and has no mountains REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL

>>51380856
Longs are, in general, mouth breathers that are just carried by the "Everything moves with SPY, and SPY moves with Fed speeches" times we live in.
Shorts are chads and the ones that survive the era of Fraud are gigabrains.
>t. got burned on my W, CVNA, and COIN shorts before they plunged by 50+% each
Now I am a mouth breathing long.
*breathes*
Line go up. Zoom out.

>>51380545

Because it forces money to be invested to retain its purchasing power, hence making sure capital is easily available for productive enterprise.

Ofc, in practice many working people don't have time or are not well suited for determining what is and is not a good use of their savings as capital, so an equitable system should also ensure a risk-free return via government bonds which is equal or in excess of the inflation rate. We have not had this in a long time, which is one factor in the discontent the working class feels.

>>51380856
Obviously BASED! If a stock goes up 60+% in a day it is ILLEGAL for it to go up more the next day.

>>51380850
but why so bearish? Rape hikes were a thing back in 2018 and the world didn't end.
Look at the AAII survey ffs. Retail is super bearish, and you want to bet with them?

Are we going up or down?

>>51380879
I dislike the fact that if it whipsaws for a long period of time, the underlying can return the where it started, and you'll still be down a significant amount, with bigger swings making it worse.
As I said, options have defined risk and you can choose what you get exposed to by picking various spreads.

>>51380947
If we knew the answer to that question we'd all be millionaires anon

>>51380545
>Why is inflation good? Why do they want 2% inflation?
Slight inflation encourages spending money now whereas deflation just encourages hoarding. The gold standard was abandoned for many reasons, the least of which was when the global economy started growing faster than gold could be mined out of the ground it was a constant deflationary force.
Because on a gold or shitcoin (like Papa shitcoin, BTC) "standard", you just hoard everything. And anyone who ever takes out a loan becomes a literal slave. Even ancient times realized this which is why they had frequent debt jubilees.
>inb4 angry shitcoiners and rock boomers

>>51380947
yes

>>51380947
Tomorrow will be red until I sell my SPY puts them it goes green.

>>51380947
Down

>>51380947
>most of biz is bearish
we gap up and rip much higher

We are at the part before the crash where Yellen is predicting a "soft landing"

>>51379025
HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.

>>51381009
Based

Just finished my workout and planning my moves for monday morning on my preworkout high
Feels good

>>51379190
I can't recall the methodology as that's all math is, computing formulas to find arbitrary numbers.
I simply can't care to, all math fanatics seem to me to be simpletons brainwashed into being computers. I can't help but feel sorry for them.
I'm sorry I ranted, it's just I don't know why people are so proud to do this formulas when it's just going through procedure. If someone could enlighten me I would be grateful.

>>51381030
Your kind cling to your flesh as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call a temple will wither and you will beg my kind to save you.
But I am already saved. For the Machine is Immortal

>>51380947

>>51380995
so I have to wait an entire year before my vix calls pay off?

>>51380513
I think our constraints are much more like 74 on the supply side, while the demand side is really impacted by the fact the countries consuming oil in 2022 are different from 2008. Effectively these Chinese lockdowns *are* a 2008 hit and look what that's done to the price.

You'd need an ultra giga recession to cut emerging market demand even further to the bone. But if it gets so bad that the Sri Lanka types can't even subsidize things, then the Libya types will fall into chaos and start impacting the supply side.

>>51381030
I'm pretty psyched for a new System Shock, I hope they manage to not shit it up with unnecessary allusions to modern politics.

WHAT ARE WE BUYING TOMORROW?

>>51381044
Based. I hate the math forumla fags too. Thats why so many asians in math. Theyre all retarded bots with no inner dialogue and soul. Im glad I found out stem is for the wagies when i was still in my 20s. Got a good career with it but man do the idiots who worship it annoy me.

>>51381158
Railroad shorts

>>51381044
some math things are kinda interesting, like the way Egyptians did their cheat sheet large number multiplication, 2 and 12-base number systems and such but the way math is taught is pretty retarded at least in the US wagie system

>>51379682
Thanks, fren. I really appreciate it.

>>51380503
The patents dont matter if the product isnt out now faggot

>>51381158
iunno really. I have 1k cash I want to hold onto. I might sell my TX since it started moving so fucking hard once I check RSI on open. I didn't think it would moon 3% daily since I bought it there is no way I am randomly right like this.

its football sunday boys and i'm watching vtuber football
>>51381214
because of the strike?

>>51381144
Hard to keep your hopes up given the current state of gaming companies.

>>51381319
Sure, claiming the intellectual property rights of a cutting edge space tech surely don't matter. Go be dumb on someone else's time.

>>51381127
2007 was fucked the whole year pretty much, 2008 shit hit the fan when Lehman Brothers collapsed not the whole year

>>51381425
Kill yourself you jeet fuck

SHITS FUCKED JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

shit's fucked bros, the fed needs to make it look like they can stop inflation, but they're just going to throttle the economy until something breaks like credit spreads blow out and then it's full loosening let the inflation rip

sitting on cash is like watching my cash burn
yogurt has nearly doubled in price, same for eggs and gas and don't talk to me about i'll never afford a home

EIGHT FUCKING RODENTS

>>51381425
Also, stock prices never stabalize after patent shit comes out, retard. You're buying a pnd without thinking of dumping after the pump.

>>51381448
you already posted this

>>51381214
Strike is going to get resolved you dumb faggot. If anything you should be buying the dip

>>51380259
Oils going to 110. Seethe more

>>51381448
So invest in yogurt?

>>51381404
Yes to profit from retail traders like >>51381467 who buy the institutions bags thinking the bought the dip

>>51381442
>>51381455
You dumb fuck, patents were obtained well before the launch and more are pending going in future, you literal fuckwit. Also, BW3 is in space as we speak, so your point never stood.

happy 9/11 /smg/!

>>51381501
Play stupid games win stupid prizes. Have fun losing your ass retard.

>>51381491
>he can post bun ass but i cant post bun cunny

This world has no justice

>>51381491
You dumb Bobo railroads are literally essential to the country. How low do you think these can go without it being a bargain price? I hope Jerome cucks your shorts when he lies about inflation on the CPI report

>>51381513
You never made a valid point to begin with, but whatever, enjoy being wrong I guess.

>>51381009
>>51381030
>>51381063

>>51381491
brown girl feet made for lily white shota skeet
also give me some dd on the extent of the railroad strike I thought it was next year was the contract coming up

>>51381458
yes, but that was yesterday and this is today,
and no one was able to help me solve any of the problems
and I can't believe people are lining up to get the shot that they only tested on rats

>>51381491
>>51381525
>2022
>cooming

>>51381506
Why are southern states so fat? Seriously I never understood that. What do you niggers eat in order to Ballon to that size

>>51381525
Life is simply unfair anon

>>51381556
Niggers eat only fried food and macaroni and cheese

So are we crashing or melting up tomorrow?? This market sucks dicks.

only money printer can save railroads now. all in on SPY calls

New

>>51381592
>>51381592

Imagine buying ASTS tomorrow, only to get dumped on. You are going to get diluted asap and get stuck holding for years until they start launching their 5g ARRAY Satellites. Ill buy when its at .80 cents in 2025

You guys gonna invest in Ukraine after they win the war? They probably got some good returns. Getting in on the ground floor.

>>51378860
Lol sounds like ur bad :v

>>51380947
I'm sure this retarded market will celebrate this "victory" in Ukraine just to fuck with my shorts. Energy will drop as well since that's the one thing I'm bullish on.

>>51381692
>Energy will drop as well
It shouldn't, but the market is retarded as you've said.

>>51381625
Lmao, same trap russians did to Hitler and Napoleon. Extend into winter and then die.

>>51381692
>Energy will drop as well since that's the one thing I'm bullish on.
There's always NRGD.

>>51381167
>. Im glad I found out stem is for the wagies when i was still in my 20s. Got a good career with it but man do the idiots who worship it annoy me

What does the T in stem stand for?

What does the T in I.T. stand for?

>>51381625
are you familiar with the Battle of Cannae?