/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>51370586
>>>/reddit/

>>51370586
Going to zero ggs

>gate burn confirmed
>goybase listing lunc
Bros...

From last bread

>>51370594
Stay poor bitch, LUNCHADS WE RISE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What should I sell my LUNC for now that it's topped out?

>>51370594
LUNC is the 4chan coin now, faggot. We took it over.

>>51370612
Fuck no. Selling before the burn even takes place is retarded.

Not a drill. Coinbase is preparing to re-list LUNC

>>51370611
Checked, WAGMI.
2UNA will rope
Trannies will follow suit
DK will be tortured in best Korea
Jews will be ovened
Poos will starve with the village
We LUNChads will make it beyond measure

Simple as

>>51370173
holy shit

>>51370609
Nice cherry picking. The horizontal axis aren't even the same.

>Buy LUNC
>Hold LUNC
>Millionaire

It's that fucking easy LUNChads

>>51370645
Prepare for liftoff.

>>51370586
Stay based.
WAGMI
$1

>>51370645
>>51370651
Anyone got a link to this page?

>>51370659
4hour chart lunc

>>51370645
Oh fuck I'm gonna cooooooooom

>>51370645
yup this is it. We are going to .50 minimum now

>>51370687
https://etherscan.io/token/0xd2877702675e6ceb975b4a1dff9fb7baf4c91ea9#balances

Friendly reminder that lunc is a legit chain with utility and will be $1 soon.

>>51370659
4hour chart 2una (same scale)

Nigger

Evil will be purged. LUNCHADS RISE UP

we're on our way to the moon lunc sisters
>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>51370645
Damn son!
Wagmi for real!
Golden Pepe knows, Repost for infinite wealth!

>>51370651

Are they just relisting or is the schizo theory of wluna swapping correct?

>>51370698
$1 EOY

Hello Millionaires!

>>51370709
>dk shills still shilling 2una
Lunc WILL be restored. Your scam pump will only get dumped. Cope seethe dilate.

>>51370609
What a Chad. If I make it I'll hang a CZ portrait in the living room of my mansion.

>>51370665
Simple fucking as
WAGMI so hard bros, it's happening

>>51370645
I just hope we liquidate that kike ezekiel.

Liking the positivity in this bread lads we really are WAGMI

LUNCHADS IM SO FUCKING HARD
$1 IS FUD AT THIS POINT

>>51370612
If you're selling at this point the only thing you should be buying is a nice strong rope.

>>51370755
This is a sign that LUNC is the way to generational wealth.

>>51370722
Holy checked
Feeling good
Dog try take my lunc
Nonono

>>51370645
Ze Wold, WE REISS!

>>51370755
Checked and moneypilled

>>51370740
I'm not shilling 2una. Look at my pic >>51370609

And this 2una faggots reply >>51370659

I hold no stank ass 2ranny coin

>>51370771
Based, WAGMI 1$EOY

>>51370722
>>51370766
PRAISE

bullrun confirmed. LUNC is literally going to save the global economy

>>51370645
If this gets announced officially Ezekielfags will collectively rope

>>51370645
If coinbase realists this, normies will no doubt jump on board. Wagmi

>>51370788
God's light shines upon you all

Anyone else looking forward to the panic sellers that bought tuna, new fags that sold too early and the Redditors battling to buy at 0.01? What a glorious sight it will be.

Is it still possible convert LUNC and wlunc? The retarded fake 2na pump is making me think there might have been something to the "wlunc will peg to 2na" theory.

>>51370788
Interlinked checked. Holy fuck chads. We are really going to make it. 2una would create a general for their rally to get dumped on, but it would archive before it reached limit.

>>51370722
>>51370766
>>51370788
>>51370800
Hold me close pepe

requesting that our resident art anon a couple new ranks into pic related...

first one is a 500-coin tier, called "Disciple of Ezekiel" as per >>51365882
it should be inserted between "JAJAJA Man" and "Chief Leaf"

second one is "USTCuck Alex" at 7,500 coins. I know many of you don't read through every single /tlcg/ but the guy was prominent in a string of threads and we even had a short-lived period of fudding by USTCucks trying to mint more LUNC to offset their losses. Alex deserves a spot on the list, his cuckery should be immortalized... especially after that soiboi appearance on the video chat with Zaradar and the other devs.

and the final addition is "Avatar of Thoth" at 75,000 coins. those of you who were present for the tarot threads will know what this represents.

>inb4 REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOU CAN'T UPDATE THE CHART WITH FUDDERS!
we can, and we should, because it's funny and they're a dynamic part of LUNC's lore. they'll also rope when LUNC moons anyway, and we can laugh at normies once they start asking if 1,000 LUNC is enough to make it. anons who dislike this longer list with FUD tiers can simply use and repost the abridged version which has only the 1M+ tiers.

>>51370812
This kills the fud.

>>51370830
We need gate.io vocaroo faggot as well

>>51370645
will wluna stay pegged to lunc tho?

>>51370645
Wait, so if this is wluna and not lunc, what does that mean exactly?

>>51370830
Anyone with less than 1million Lunc is a poser and doesn’t deserve a rank.

>>51370835
Fucking based.

>>51370830
This is a mess, waayyyyy too many ranks

so I just found out today that someone in my park knows of my brother fuck up on the pedo shit and they started a petition within the community to get us kicked out of our home, I'm beyond loss of words rn. my brother destroyed everything we had. idk frens I just need a ear rn ffs I might actually pray tonight. GOD!!!!!!!!

>>51370864
I'm inclined to believe this is a LARP but I also wanna know more

>>51370853
Anyone with less than 1m is a Redditor basically

>>51370857
Agreed. Who the fuck has the time to read all that shit?
OG was simple and funny. Newfags need to cope with being priced out.

>>51370864
Petitions don't mean shit retard. What, you're actually gonna listen to the housing authority? Fuck them.

>>51370853
>>51370857
then just use this one here >>51370807

I'd like to have a more complete chart with lower tiers that we can use once normies start FOMOing in at 10 cents. fudders are a huge part of LUNC's lore, but being fudding scum they're relegated to low-coin tiers. no reason we can't have fun at their expense.

>>51370881
It will price out many more soon.

>>51370645
UOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH

>>51370808
>>51370844
>>51370849
I HEAR VOICES IN MY HEAD AND THEY SAY WLUNA WILL BE PEGGED TO 2UNA

>>51370835
delete this

>>51370830
its impossible to remember and refer to all these ranks. defeats the purpose

10 days till we are a full go

>>51370873
not a larp my guy, shit is on my door step and I am lost. I just started a new job too and he fucked everything for the household. If shit goes south I might do something crazy, I love my brother but I'm so mad rn

>>51370709
>>51370690
Great self own bigger. The widths of bars tell everything I already know: you are full of shit

>>51370903
>its impossible to remember and refer to all these ranks. defeats the purpose
quite the opposite, OGs and oldfags know exactly what each of those ranks represents. and like I said, use pic related if you want the abridged/original version. I'd like a more complete list for future use once we get normie FOMO.

>>51370910
Kek run away now and bail him out EOY

I'm retarded with photoshop, but if some talented anon could put the lunc logo atop the staff in this image, I think it'd look pretty sweet. WAGMI

>>51370921
well I'm also gay bank anon who can't buy linc and just lost it all because bank didn't clear my check and got ach charges. my check I cashed friday I just did cash but was asking for a way to buy without a bank involved at all type shit, idk I'm drunk and gonna be homeless or just dead. when it rains it pours I guess lol

I told my mom about LUNC and today she gave me $100 to throw in for her

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EcjWd-O4jI

>>51370947
I'll do it tomorrow after work, too tired now...

gonna dump my OC folder instead.

1/???

>>51370969
2/???

Can we expect a dip to 0.00024? I need more LUNC.

>>51370835
I'm too retarded to understand this or why it kills fud.

>>51370956
Yeah we already told you anon USE P2P
Meet with a retard who sells crypto IN REAL LIFE and hand him the cash

>>51370912
Hop on the exchange and see for yourself before calling the bluff. You are lying to yourself and will rope.

>>51370978
3/???

>>51370892
Imagine that. News of shuttle shutting down. Wluna holders switch to lunc. 2una pumps. Cbase relists wluna, Wluna gets pegged to 2una

What the fuck is 2una doing?

>>51370984
if USTC repegs LUNC will reach its ath again. it'll bring back a ton of utility to the blockchain, boost investor/retail confidence, and pave the way for business defi integration during the next bullrun. in that case even a $100 LUNC is FUD.

>>51370995
4/???

>>51370998
Crashing already. With no survivors.

>>51370988
lol and when it moons he ghosts me lol

>>51370998
>2una holders

>>51370997
>Wluna holders switch to lunc. 2una pumps. Cbase relists wluna, Wluna gets pegged to 2una
I've been hearing some variation of this since June. we even used to have threads by a particularly persistent anon about it. would be hilarious if it turned out to be true.

>>51371011
5/???

Burn status? Are we good to go?

https://youtu.be/fPO76Jlnz6c

>>51371025
6/???

>>51371035
It will start for good on the 20th. On chain first.

>>51371039
7/???

captcha: JWAGH
lmao. lol even.

>>51371016
I can't tell if you're this new or larping but anon you give the faggot your money and he releases the crypto (BUSD/USDT) into your account and it happens IN REAL TIME WHILE YOU'RE STANDING WITH HIM and when that happens you can trade it for LUNC. There's no chance he's going to do a rugpull on you.

>>51371058
8/???

>>51370884
Everyone so fucking poor they can’t buy at .0005, .005, .05 .50 $1.00
If you fuckers didn’t accumulate at .0001 for the easy millions , doesn’t mean you still can’t buy and make mad gains wen this thing starts eating zeros

>>51371035
2 more weeks, it got moved back from the 12th. It won't happen again though

>>51371083
Just means I can buy more with my next paycheck

>>51371076
it's not that people can't buy, it's that they don't want to because they're pussies. everyone wants a sure bet and no one wants any risk or anxiety. so they wait and wait and wait until it's too late.

>>51371074
9/???

>>51371073
how do I find a guy like this? call me new because I've never done that before ya know

>>51371090
10/???

Okay for the real though, what the fuck is 2una doing?

>>51371101
jesus christ anon just open an account on Kraken and onramp through your bank or a credit card. it's not rocket science.

>>51371105
11/???

>>51370892
>>51370997
WLUNC is the gayest shit and if they want to go down with the 2una Titanic they're welcome to do so

>>51370998
there is no way 2una is not manipulated
i hope this shit will crash and stay down

>>51371090
Perfect for us, I can’t complain

>>51371115
>Okay for the real though, what the fuck is 2una doing?
the King of Shorts obviously shorted the wrong coin
kek

>>51371116
12/???

>>51370947
there you go bro

>>51371115
No one cares, take your tuna bags to their general

https://youtu.be/fo_gj7Z2vAA

>>51371129
13/???

>>51370965
She just yelled up the stairs "make me some money now"

I can't wait to make mom proud

You think LUNC is gonna be makin a move tonight?

>>51371101
Paxful has cash-in-person

>>51371090
Sorry this isn’t gonna happen the way you guys think it’s gonna happen Lunc dicklets will fall. I’d get out now Bc of the new algorithm

>>51371119
I don’t disagree with Wluna being a fag, but if that shit gets pegged to Luna, that’s big for anyone who hung onto it. I don’t know what the point of doing that would be in the long run though. None of this makes sense

>>51370800
iv never seen more meme magic than lunc threads

>>51371134
>>51370947
fuck sorry wrong one

>>51371134
Very nice bro. Thanks.

>>51371154
lmao. saved!

>>51371152
14/???

>>51371141
It's relevant though as when 2una gets fucked with, LUNC gets fucked with. I keep an eye on both.

>>51371159
Red ID and no dubs
Be patient, anon. Our time shall come again

>>51371163
>Sorry this isn’t gonna happen the way you guys think it’s gonna happen Lunc dicklets will fall. I’d get out now Bc of the new algorithm
I've been here since May. gonna hold my bags to 0 or to the moon. not selling.

>>51371172
15/???

>>51371116
if I cash my check next friday it would take a week for my bank to clear it since the ach charges I had from before. and I don't have good credit to get a credit card nigga, some people are fucking poor ass!

>>51371169
You can't just make a coin worth more. How would an order get filled if WLUNA gapped up to $7... it wouldn't

>>51371177
>double dubs
fuck nevermind then

>>51371183
>and I don't have good credit to get a credit card nigga, some people are fucking poor ass!
sorry, wasn't trying to be an ass to you. I figured you could get a standard VISA, it's what I use to DCA into LUNC. but I'm from Yurop, it may be different for you in Burgerland.

>>51371182
16/???

>>51371134
He was right its dope.

Great work today photoanons

>>51371182
Alright well when the new algorithm lands you’ll be rug pulled, digital id’ed, and told to get a real job

>>51371194
17/???

>>51371186
Buddy, you just unwrap it and sell it as 2una.

Why is gay ass Kraken not letting me withdraw my magic coins to terra station

>>51371186
Add to that the supply of both tokens, it would simply be the death of 2una

>>51371035
the code was implemented but not enabled, its not going to be enabled until Sept 20 at the latest

>>51371206
>Alright well when the new algorithm lands you’ll be rug pulled, digital id’ed, and told to get a real job
still not selling.

>>51371207
18/???

>>51371208
The supplies are different. It wont work.

>>51371090
Fair enough anon. People need to buy in , stake for rewards and reap from the opportunity. I know a lot of people feel this is still a meme, but there really isn’t any other crypto I feel any drive for other than Lunc.
Great work on the pics you’re creating. Maybe you should do a nft Lunc collection. I’m sure they’d sell man . You wouldn’t need to be greedy to make some coin . I do appreciate seeing them in the threads!

>>51371225
19/???

>>51371219
I'm just hoping it stays nice n low until Friday so I can buy more

Already got Thursday and Friday off

>>51371237
Hey anon, this is your boss. I’m going to need you to come in this Thursday and Friday. See you then!

>>51371230
glad you like them, they're a bit low quality but they make me laugh so I guess it evens out. I dunno about doing NFTs, maybe for fun later on after LUNC moons. we'll definitely see most of biz doomposting as soon as LUNC starts approaching 1 cent, it's gonna be wild. the meme energy and hype around this coin is really something!

>>51371235
20/???

Totally normal price action on TUNA, nothing going on here.

>>51371260
21/???

>>51371258
He's been asking the last few weeks for me to work weekends cause our other warehouse is super slammed lol. Wouldn't be surprised

>>51371119
>>51371169
>>51371186
>>51371214
THE VOICES SAID IT WILL HAPPEN
ALSO CLOWN WORLD LOL

>>51371263
Kwonzi up to his usual tricks

>>51371271
22/???

>>51371260
What app you use to do em ? Never tried anything. I bet it is fun

>>51371194
why the fuck is money so hard to move being poor? any solutions to this beside all the hold and waits? I know paypal will cash a check same day for mobile but will anyone except paypal? fuck I'm so stress I can't think rn now and I know lunc will blow and I just don't want to miss the fucking boat ffs I hate my life rn and my brother destroyed our household. fuck Im sorry but fuck fuck fuck

>>51371289
Just hold, anon. Just hold

>>51371237
Hey Anon, Human Resources here. I heard about you doing an impression of a person of color with downs syndrome so I'm gonna need you to come to my office on Thursday and Friday for some sensitivity training.

>>51371289
Can you cash a check at Walmart and then put money on a visa gift card or prepay card? Use that to buy crypto?

>>51371284
PaintTool SAI. and yeah it's lulzy dicking around with LUNC memes. the more archaic the original pic the more it makes me laugh.

>>51371283
23/???

>>51371289
subtle beg post.tb.h

>>51371308
No I'm not a fudder

>>51371308
Also Thursdays are mandatory penis inspection day. No one may miss penis inspection day.

>>51371011
>if USTC repegs LUNC will reach its ath again. it'll bring back a ton of utility to the blockchain, boost investor/retail confidence, and pave the way for business defi integration during the next bullrun. in that case even a $100 LUNC is FUD.
do some sell laddering shit but for the love of fucking god SAVE SOME AND FORGET ABOUT IT!
If the above actually happens, even a few thousand left over will have a huge pay day

>>51371299
check, hold what? my lunc was taken back from ach charges. ffs my life is falling apart rn and people think I'm lying and I'm not. fuck I'm almost done man

>>51371289
Stop being a redditor and just buy what you can when you can.

>>51371289
LUNC probably won't eat another zero until the burn goes through, you still have almost 10 days. and then it'll (probably) take another week or so for news to spread all over normie media and youtube crypto channels. there's still time, relax. yeah try to get as much now as you can, but we're still super early.

>>51371316
24/???

>>51371289
Anon , there’s plenty of time to buy in man . Take a breath. This will always pumps then retrace . Don’t get caught up in the fomo . We just ripped to .00059 now we’re rockin .00042-45 . Plenty of time

>>51371335
How fucking little are you depositing for it all to go away from charges? Als, if you want same day, just go to the actual bank and deposit it there

>>51371317
fuck off faggot I never begged in my life, maybe you should grow up in the hood before you get your jaw rocked

>>51371333
nice trips, checked!
and yeah, every anon here should save 10% of their bag for the next bullrun. stake it and forget about it for 2-3 years. it could be worth a fortune if LUNC is repaired to its full functionality again and the blockchain used to house business defi like Zaradar talked about.

>>51371337
25/???

>>51371360
26/???

>>51371349
new job and bank is closed when I get off

Why is Kraken being faggot nigger kikes and not letting me withdraw

>>51371354
>getting this upset over a small insult
on second thought, nobody help him

>>51371354
this right here is peak nigger mentality. everyone ignore the nigger. thank you

>>51371360
This is what I did. I have 14% staked. And I restake the rewards nightly to compound it.

>>51371333
Trips of truth, we're gonna make it in ways we can't fathom

>>51371374
>>51371373

Lol we had the same idea at the same time

>>51371373
because I'm fucking stressed out, my brother fucked up and I'm on edge

>>51371372
sometimes they lock your available amount until the current order goes through. if you have anything "pending" just wait a couple of minutes. if not, then I have no idea, I've never had trouble with them sending or receiving. maybe open a live chat with one of their reps?

>>51371369
27/???

>>51371369
27/???

>>51371387
Im are you the anon with the pedo brother?

>>51371387
How did your brother fuck up and what's that have to do with you being nice

>>51371387
how much LUNC do you currently hold?

>>51371388
28/???

>>51371316
Cool I gotta check it out for the lulz

>>51371387
We've been trying to help you for 2 days and you never listen nigga

>>51371400
29/???

Are there any frenchbros here ? Need some tips on how to avoid 30% taxes or at least being able to explain how i gained that much money if asked for any bullshit declaration
>in b4 move to that or this country

>>51371354
Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger

What are you gonna do about it Nigger? You can come to me nigger? You gonna do something about it Nigger? The hood mentality Nigger? What are you gonna do about it Nigger? Exactly fucking nothing Nigger.

>>51371387
no one cares about your 70 iq nigger drama. please go to worldstar or some other stupid nigger melodrama website where you can use all your stupid lingo and complain about the actions of others making your life harder. or you can grow the fuck up, cut your toxic brother off, and speak like an adult and not someone who ends up on the news because someone stepped on his airforce ones. please stop shitting up the thread.

>>51371414
some anons mentioned opening a trust and paying yourself from it monthly. supposedly that's taxed to a much smaller degree than capital gains. dunno if it'll work in France tho, you're probably best off hiring a really good accountant and seeing how many financial loopholes you can (ab)use

>>51371412
30/???

>>51371414
>doesn't want to go on holidays to some country for tax purposes
NGMI

>>51371400
2 mil and the 200,000 that I bought for my mom

THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
PARABOLA IS BROKEN
I REPEAT
PARABOLA IS BROKEN
IT'S FUCKING OGRE
EXPECT AT LEAST A -80%

>>51371429
31/???

>>51371397
yes
>>51371398
pedo hunter caught him trying to meet a high school fake girl
>>51371400
849 after losing 160,000 at a 0.00031 average, I think thats right. bank charged me 28 dollars x4 per fee and took my 2 day check like it was a line of coke

>>51371375
anon, ive never staked crypto before. holding on kraken and another CEX i wont mention. any tips or recs? seems like a smart move considering the amount i own.

>>51371387
Your brother is a dumn faggot nigger and so are you, and what exactly are you gonna do about it nigger? You gonna cry, piss your pants maybe, maybe shit and cum?

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

>>51371360
yup, got 1 million staked. if by some stroke of meme magic it repegs, even if not at ath, i've got some serious side money coming in.

>>51371432
>2 mil and the 200,000 that I bought for my mom
you have more than enough, just don't start selling before 5-10 cents. yeah try to buy more, but you have a nice stack already. in 2-3 weeks anons will be REEEEEEEEEing for 1/10th of what you have once the price spikes.

>>51371438
32/???

>>51371411
I'm working and don't post in the day, usually in the am and after 3 to 5 or later.

>>51371440
>849
849,000 or literally just 849?

>>51371450
33/???

>>51371447
Good grief, let me tell you about the absolute worst d&d party I ever met.

This was back when I was still playing on-line, and my group was playing in a DM's house. He had a long history of being a jerk, and had been known to kick out people for not getting their shit together.

We're playing a D&D 5e campaign, and we're having a hard time trying to work out what's going on. This DM had his player get really upset with him over something (we're not sure what). The DM tells him he's being kicked out of the game.

The player is pretty upset with this, and starts to protest. The the player starts to get really angry and defensive. The DM is now saying things like "Shut up and listen to me!" and "You're not allowed to speak up, because I'm the DM and I'm telling you what to do!" and "You are a pussy, I'm kicking you out of the game, and if you don't like it then you can go away!".

Eventually the DM says "You are not allowed to speak to me like that, you are a fucking idiot, you are being stupid, and you are a fucking pussy".

The player then goes silent and starts to cry. The DM then proceeds to talk to the player in a very condescending way, and tells the player that he's being a baby and a pussy. The player then starts to cry again, and the DM tells him that he's a baby and a pussy.

At this point the DM and the player are
The DM then tells the player that he's going to tell the other players what a fucking idiot he is, and what a pussy he is.

A few minutes later, the other players arrive. The DM tells the players that the player was being a pussy and a baby, and the player just stood there and cried. The DM then proceeds to tell the other players how a baby and a pussy he is.

The player then comes back to the house and the DM says "You are a fucking idiot and a pussy, and I'm kicking you out of the game".

The player then asks "Can I say anything?". The DM says "No, you are a fucking idiot and a pussy".

>>51370609
Is this real?

>>51371450
Gonna buy more on paycheck but yeah gonna hold till at least $0.5 but even then, probably still gonna hold most of it till $1 or more

I shorted. You're welcome.

>>51371436
2una or Lunc? I can't tell anymore due to the kikes fudding in this thread and not using their own circle jerk to shoot their loads on each other.

>>51371447
>>51371425
>>51371423
cool faggots

https://youtu.be/TvimPZrQh98

>>51371387
box breathing.
breath in for 4 seconds
hold your breath for 4 seconds
breath out for 4 seconds
hold your breath for 4 seconds
repeat 10x.

>>51371474
Fuck, man I still miss him

>>51371328
>Ah yes Mr. Wojak come right into my office. I'll just have to go get the microscope and we can go ahead with your inspection

>>51371429
Thanks, i will see if i can gather any info on this

>>51371430
I don't think it works that way, fren, or does it ?

>>51371449
the way I see it, 1 million LUNC in 2025 will be worth a king's ransom since the blockchain will be fully fixed by then (TR has a long-term roadmap), we'll be in the middle of another bullrun, the entire crypto space will be even bigger than now (since every bullrun expands the amount of capital in the space), and if Zaradar is correct and he manages to rope in business defi onto the chain then there's no telling how high the price can climb. 1 milly LUNC now is ~$500 but could easily turn into tens of millions. not saying it will, but there's a non-zero chance it can. it's definitely worth staking and holding.

>>51371456
34/???

>>51371372
>>51371388
They withheld my ability to withdraw for 72 hours because it was my first time beware fellow lunc chads

>>51371487
Yea, I'm hung like planet Pluto, hard to see with the naked eye
But if I crashed into Uranus, I would stick it where the sun don't shine

>>51371490
35/???

>>51370645
That usually means the coin will dump

Oh fuck number going down

>>51371501
Ah yes my two favorite things
Lunc and big titty catgirls

>>51371474
i pay for your welfare ass internet and your obama smart phone. if you do make some money id recommend hooked on phonics its a wonderful program and it goes all the way down to kindergarten level

>>51371466
>brown UI
>1 post
>sharted
King of Shorts at it again, I see

>>51371489
yeah, definitely hire an accountant once you make it. those fuckers will save you a fortune in the long run.

>>51371501
36/???

>>51371470
LUNC, was easy to tell also checking the price on the side.
Indicators are broken as well, RSI almost to 90 in 3D and W. This looks horrible.
And we're approaching a new week, a new 3D candle, starting on the infamous September 12th, when most of the people still believe that the tax burn begins.

>>51371443
Get terra-station wallet . Move the crypto you want to stake to the new wallet you created in terra-station. Make sure in terra-station setting you select the classic network or else you wont see your lunac. Terra-station has a staking option, click it and stake the amount you moved to your wallet. I suggest staking it across a couple validators, I use the two top ones that come up in their list: Orion.money and allnodes. Once you start staking you can see how many Lunac rewards you earn instantly. Every night I withdraw my rewards and restake them back to the same two validators so they compound how many Lunac I’m generating as rewards. Over time this will compound and you’ll see exponential growth of your lunc. The only downside is if you decide yo withdraw your lunch from the validators there is a 21 day hold period you have to wait. Just be aware of that.

>>51371510
37/???

>>51371510
>hire an accountant meme
For what? When I finally cash out and have fat stacks in my bank?

>>51371387
You should rape your brother to teach him a lesson

>>51371440
You'd better hope the moonboys who say $100 EOY aren't joking if you only have 800

>>51371512
I wonder how incredible the fomo will be on the 12th when they don't realize the burn starts on the 20th

>>51371514
good advice all around, but I'd like to add a caveat: don't stake 100% of your bag. leave a portion for selling, depending on how much money you'd like to make in the short term. as anon mentioned, unstaking has a 21-day lockout period.

>>51371524
38/???

>>51371512
Fuck yeah man. Going to be able to buy more cheapies. Add to my 25mil lunc bags.

>>51371526
>For what? When I finally cash out and have fat stacks in my bank?
*before* you cash out and get fat stacks in your bank. why would you pay more taxes and give more money to the state than absolutely necessary? there's a reason richfags have an army of tax advisors and accountants, those fuckers know every loophole under the sun.

>>51371539
39/???

>>51371533
>You'd better hope the moonboys who say $100 EOY aren't joking if you only have 800
they're probably right desu

>>51371186
Easy, the CBOE will guarantee the fulfillment of every WLUNA coin

>>51371548
40/???

>>51371507
ok and look how we met?

>>51371226
Not with that attitude it won't

>>51371558
41/???

>>51370586
Reminder that LUNC has the same tokenomics as STATERA
>Muh burn

>>51371489
My understanding is If you live elsewhere for over 6 months of a financial year you are only due taxes for profits made whilst in your home country.
>move to UAE or some other country for 6 months
>cash out and pay $0 tax
>move back home rich af

>>51371514
thank you very much for the information, ill be utilzing this when i wake up in the morning. do you have a recommended percentage to stake as opposed to sell ladders you have set up? i feel like staking 50% and having sell ladders set up with specific denominations and rotating staking in and out on a 7 day basis (stake 12.5% every week) as opposed to the 21 day lockdown. or stake 25% a week? ill have to sit down and do some numbers. but thank you, i appreciate that.

>>51371559
Why is your brother's fuck-up your problem? He's the one diddling kids. I wouldn't associate with that shit, family or not.

>>51371559
>How we meet
You aren't going to do shit you dirty ass hood rat nigger. I would hang your whole ass family if you lived where I do.

>>51371566
>kUm
I'm definitely going to listen to you lel

Stay frosty lunchads. I'm going out for some drinks. New baker needed for next thread. And thanks again to the new oc anons.

>>51371568
if he's French he should get a residency permit in Monaco after LUNC moons. 0% tax, but you gotta deposit 500k euros in a bank and show you're liquid enough to live there, the place is expensive as fuck.

>>51371565
42/???

>>51371289
Don't stress anon, nothing ever moons that quickly. Things go back and forth. It's the entire logic behind DCAing

>>51371548
So what am I supposed to do? Sell all of my coins and hodl my usd in exchanges until I hire am accountant?

>>51371551
>>51371533
>>51371440
>Hmm this looks like a very promising investment
>Let me put $0.40 into it

>>51371572
noice, saved. love the 80s vibe! wish fantasy would pivot back to Frazetta-esque aesthetics, instead of the gay-ass Tumblr woke bullshit we have these days.

>>51371580
43/???

>>51371507
Here's my Obama phone tax paying faggot

>>51371595
What you drinking tonight desu

>>51371591
>muh beer money if the dollar was worth what it was in the 1950s

>>51371582
>So what am I supposed to do? Sell all of my coins and hodl my usd in exchanges until I hire am accountant?
preferably you'd have ladders set up so you sell at various incremental price points. then from the first profits you can hire a tax accountant to help you navigate the byzantine laws and help you save as much of your incoming wealth as possible (you'd still not have too much money at this point since your early ladders would bring you a cash influx, but not nearly as much as the later ones when LUNC gets closer to $1).

>>51371590
44/???

>>51371612
45/???

>>51371595
Dysgenic hands, ouch

>>51371604
Tfw my mom has 200k more than him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXBiPY8wDT0

>>51371491
I was going to open an account with them. I guess I'll pass on that for now..

>>51371627
time is the best album of the 20th century

>>51371612
>sell ladders
I understand the concept of taking profits along the way but doesn't it require you to throw lunc in an exchange wallet which is a bad idea

>>51371601
stress relief, its called captain and platinum

>>51371595
nice hand veins fat ass. grown illiterate man wearing rings lol you sure youre not the one trying to meet 14 year old boys at the sbarra next to the hot topic?

>>51371630
Nah nigga you definitely should because they've been around forever and they're one of the few exchanges that let you cash out 100k per day

>>51371630
>I was going to open an account with them. I guess I'll pass on that for now..
don't do that, Kraken is a chad exchange. they're legit, and make you jump through very few hoops before you're given free reign to buy and sell.

>>51371626
46/???

>>51371591
>>51371595
/tlcg/ interviewing 800 LUNC anon when he's in prison for helping his pedo brother (at 0:55):
https://youtu.be/O8RxiZqcja8

Lunc either needs to go down so I can buy more or go up to make me more money. Fucking Christ it's dragging on the crab. I'm still never selling.

>>51371011
The thought of $100 Luna gives me so much money wood anon.
I am willing to pray to whatever gos to make that happen.
Praise Kek for dubs and glory be thy name

>>51371580
And you're right, this is not happening. Might as well hire an accountant

>>51371568
I'm not moving away for 6 month, and especially not in a country full of the people that i despise the most lmao
Thanks, kind anons

>>51371639
>I understand the concept of taking profits along the way but doesn't it require you to throw lunc in an exchange wallet which is a bad idea
true, but if you wait for LUNC to moon you may not be able to move your coins since exchanges are known to freeze trading due to "technical difficulties" at the worst possible times. to mitigate and lower the risk of getting fucked over, you should spread the bags you want to sell across 2-3 exchanges (Kraken, Kucoin, and Binance if you're not in the US - if you are, use Gemini). that way you've got everything covered. also set aside a portion of your bag for long-term staking, it could be worth a lot more in the next bullrun.

>>51371653
47/???

>>51371625
>>51371648
Sure

>>51371665
48/???

>>51371591
Top kek!

>>51370586
$1 eoy. wagmi, my brothers.

>>51371661
praise Kek! WAGMI fren.

>>51371678
49/???

LUNA mooning, soon $ 7

>>51371677
i truly hope someone is documenting all of your autistic sperg rage so when you come on here screaming you fucked up and missed out we can really twist the knife bubba

>>51371691
50/???

>>51371677
>puffy swollen hands
>captain and platinum
>cringe black sun ring
Yup, its a drunken retard cringelord

>>51371654
Kek

>>51371701
51/???

fucked up when you try to be honest and people still shit on you, whats wrong with the world desu, fucking stupid but the truth
https://youtu.be/3YxaaGgTQYM

>>51370830
agree with USTCuck Alex here. guy is a complete detriment to the movement.

>>51371677
HAHAHAHAHAHAAH
HE HAS THE TISM HANDS LOL
you are a funny guy my friend I’ll give you that. What country do you hail from tubby?

>>51371677
>>51371706
mirin' the Sonnenrad. dunno why anons are making fun of it.

>>51371718
52/???

>>51371665
>have 16 mil
>throw 1 mil in staking
>throw 8 mil in crypto.com
>throw 7 mil in kraken
>sell 1 mill from crypto.com for .1
>sell 14 mil at .5 from both exchanges for 7 million

>>51371591
Holy F somebody screencap 849 .40 cent lunc investor
Top mfn kek

>>51371728
53/???

>>51371739
54/???

>>51371750
55/???

this one's for the normies on plebbit

>>51371756
56/???

>>51371559
You are such a whingey faggot, trying to act hard on the internet too. You can't be older than 21. You fucking wigger/nigger/spic, no wonder your family is a mess.

>>51371763
57/???

>>51371763
>>51371756
>>51371750
>>51371739
>>51371728
>>51371626
Did you know spamming is reportable on 4chan?

>>51371721
he and his buttboys were behind the governance proposal to stop the 1.2% burn tax. good thing that got shut down as fast as it did. guy's a complete faglord, even worked on Wall Street prior to getting into crypto. no idea why TR let him into the dev circle, all he talks about is offsetting USTC's $10 billion debt by dumping it onto LUNC via printing another 600 billion coins. that's his master plan. the jerkoff definitely deserves a slot on the list.

>>51371786
not spamming mate, just dumping my OC folder of LUNC memes that I made so anons can use them in future threads.

>>51371775
58/???

>>51371780
post the indiana jones do kwon swapping one, anon

>>51371493
the roof is on fire

>>51371797
59/???

>>51371797
it is spamming because it keeps bumping the thread when you don't sage

>>51371736
If we ever need to update the extremely long list of tiers we can add one for him

I'll bake and add in the new news when we hit 310.

>>51371728
He’s a nazi spic, and his 19yo brother banged a 17 year old so now the ADL is after his whole familia. I feel sympathetic for the brother if he’s telling the truth.

>>51371812
60/???

>>51371814
stop being a faggot

>>51371814
Only fudders will report and it is not spamming

>>51371819
blessed be the baker

>>51371821
61/???

>>51371830
62/???

>>51371838
thanks for these

>>51371838
63/???

Luna 2.0 absolutely pumping

>>51371843
I posted most of them before in smaller chunks, but I know not every anon is in every thread so I figured I'd dump them all at once now. been making them since May, kek

>>51371845
64/???

>>51371799
checked. here it is

>>51371859
65/???

>>51371871
66/???

>>51371879
67/???

>>51371885
68/???

>>51371888
heh, them digits

69/???

Breakout imminent, I can feel it bros. WAGMI

>>51371897
70/???
just a couple more left

anyone know a good public image archive site I could just upload these to? I was thinking Imgur, but they're annoying and force you to create an account tied to a phone number.

>>51371905
71/???

>>51371912
72/???

>>51371720
brother do you know where you are? this is literally the capitol of aspergers, these niggers (most) don't have the same emotional responses as normies, they see everything, even real people looking for help, as happening on a screen for their entertainment

it's a balanced mixture of autism, high IQ and solipsism

NEW

>>51371916
>>51371916
>>51371916

>>51370830
I hope this is ironic

>>51371913

>>51371931
>I hope this is ironic
why? it'll be funny as fuck when bizlets FOMO into LUNC in 5-6 weeks and get tiny stacks despite having 4 months to buy in. fudder tiers are perfect for that.

>>51371932
>>51371948
love these. you should make more.

>>51371922
73/???

this is so cringe why wont line go up

>>51371958
74/???

i shouldve bought more when it crashed
i only have 95k

>>51371961
bro line was flat for 3 months, you new?

>>51371973
75/???

Do I have to pay the taxes when I withdraw the money? Or when I sell my tokens?

>>51371986
76/???

>>51372001
77/???

>>51372001
One of the things I want to buy with my moon money is a Batman #1.

>>51372018
how much does that even cost?

>>51372014
78/???

>>51372030
79/???

>>51372037
final one... oh god this took way too long!

80/80

>>51372030
Anywhere from $80k to 2.2 million depending on condition.

>>51372054
no worries, you'll be able to buy the whole lot when LUNC hits $1

>>51371090
>it's not that people can't buy, it's that they don't want to because they're pussies. everyone wants a sure bet and no one wants any risk or anxiety. so they wait and wait and wait until it's too late.
i’m the opposite and went all in at 52-53
wish i had waited like a normie and DCAd

>>51372094
>wish i had waited like a normie and DCAd
won't matter in the long run, anon, you'll be laughing all the way to the bank once LUNC starts eating zeroes. just hold and try not to sell before we hit 1 cent.

>>51371984
im joking, but unironically i got in the day before it starting pumping at .00013. so ig im new

>>51372094
Same here

>>51371289
lol i went all in at 53 bro
you should be thankful that you have to wait a week
it will be 30-35 then. it’s always better to wait

>>51371677
>fat spic
NGMI shitskin

wagmi frens also
N

>>51370665
>Buy LUNC
>Hold LUNC
>sell LUNC
>Millionaire

>Millionaire