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>>51366287
?

>>51366287
I fucked my wife last night.

>>51366306
is she hot

>>51366287
*Kisses you gently*

I am 28 years old and I never even kissed a girl

>>51366359
Go kiss a girl anon

>>51366287
For you I'll not tell a soul

>>51366359
This is not possible. What do you get out of lying to strangers on the internet?

I SUCK and FUCK

>>51366373
If only it was that easy.
>>51366382
Believe what you want to believe, what I wrote is 100% the truth.
It's just as baffling to me how kissing and having sex is a normal thing that happens to others as you are baffled by my situation.

>>51366415
Talk to women like you would talk to a dog. Listen to its woofs even if you dont understand or care. Just let it think that you are listening and care. There, now you know the secret. Go talk to women

>>51366437
I can talk to women or pretty much anyone no problem. The issue is in getting anywhere past mere talking

>>51366485
Then you are talking to them wrong. You probably try to have deep conversations which dries their pussy up. Listen to their stupid woofs and play along as if you care

My wife's getting the high hard one tonight. I'll spare you the "unnecessary" details.

>>51366306
I also fucked my wife last night. I had to fart when she was sucking my dick and had to hold it in.

>>51366502
I mostly just play along. In fact I should probably be more active and engaged during, not less

>>51366502
also, as the enlightened anon said, talk to them like dogs. that includes giving them commands.

>>51366522
>fails with women for 28 years
>tries to assert himself as the authority on matters with women (dogs)

>>51366522
Body language is like 75-90% of communication. If you don’t know romantic body language then look up it up on youtube and practice. There’s a video for fucking everything now so I’m sure there’s videos for that too

>>51366561
I have already tried with the self-help books/videos, you only fall into a deep rabbit hole of endless overanalysis of everything around you, literally dehumanize yourself and others and become a manual robot in the process.

>>51366306
is your wife single by any chance?

>>51366600
Learning body language is like learning any other verbal language. In the beginning you have to think hard to express yourself and understand what others are saying, but you practice long enough and it inevitably comes naturally to you

>>51366391
I SEED and FEED (formerly)

>>51366629
>tfw you speak body language at a pre-school level

I had this escort living with me for a month (I didn't pay her) and I creamed her pussy every single day. Was kino while it lasted.

>>51366662
People dont pay for sex. They pay her to leave.

What kind of person has a hooker living in his house for a month?

>>51366686
a based sex haver. it was probably like having a professional chef or massage therapist living with him, but for his dick.

>>51366686
*escort

she is slightly more classy than a hooker

>>51366645
I always catch myself curling up, making myself small as well as positioning myself further away from people or slightly turning away from them. I know that I do it but it feels impossible to stop. When I try to use confident body language I feel like an alien and like every one knows I'm faking it.

>>51366762
we are eachother fren. the worst is when a girl shouws obvious interest in you but you still come at her like an abused dog, ready to slink away at the first sign of displeasure.

>>51366306
but did you kiss, was the question

>>51366306
I kneel, sir. Tell me your portfolio

>>51366518
but you cant cum that way

>>51366306
>>51366518
i fucked no one last night

>>51367001
AMA?

>>51366287
kiss who? tell what?

>>51366359
i am over 30 and i kissed but not sex
i believe sex is like breathing oxygen, everyone does it even animals of all kinds. yet we are some of the few that just suffer with this bs
i also tried everything from self help books to religous practices to workouts to diets to hobbies. like a curse mark

>>51366339
no

>>51366953
I let it fly when she could least detect it. No stink so we were in the clear.

>>51366359
Me neither. I’m 28 too. I’ve noticed that you’ve been posting this for the past few years. At this point I don’t really care anymore. I don’t plan on it changing.