/biz/ - Business & Finance

JOE JUST USE MACHINE LEARNING TO SPOOF THE MARKET AND MAKE SURE WE PUNISH ANYONE WHO TRIES TO SHORT BEFORE MIDTERMS BIDEN

>>51354773
First for Baggie mad

THIS WHOLE FUCKING WEEK WAS FAKE AND FUCKING GAY! VERIFICATION NOT FUCKING REQUIRED!

Rocker bought GUSH at close so I bought another DRIP call. It will be nice to know I am personally taking money from him.

I am financially just fine

>OIL RALLIES ON NEWS OF MYSTERIOUS CARDS SAYING "KHASHOGGI" APPEARING ON THE BEDSIDE TABLES OF MAJOR COMMODITY TRADERS

ASMB stock ladies!

>ALRIGHT WE'RE IN BULL MARKET
>this is what happens when you get oversold
>look at that loook at it!
>shake them all out!
>we told told everybody that you couldnt stay over bought..
>we told you that we dint want to see you get SHOOK
>and you might. get. SHOOK
>WOOOAAW almost 1000 points UP
>THATS A BIG ORDER
>we cant stop the buying
>even cramer doesnt know what to think!
>WE TOLD YOUUUU
>we told you two weeks ago..
>BUDDY you could of bought a long time ago!
>ENTER ALL ORDERS
>ENTER ALL ORDERS

>Mr ford is going around to dealerships
>begging them to reduce their profits by 2,000$ so they can compete with Tesla
https://www.reuters.com/business/autos-transportation/ford-will-challenge-dealers-match-teslas-lower-selling-costs-2022-09-09/

imagine being an emerging market.

>>51354816
Oh no. I hope that didn't happen to you, anon.

>>51354773
clowns

>>51354794
first for i love you baggie
>ride or die
fr fr
>inverse or not
we all get in the pot

>>51354834
no worries anon, i just thought it funny to post

>Friday night
What can I get you, /smg/?

>>51354773
>opens /smg/
>attention fags are whining in CAPS for attention
Must have been a bad day for the cocksucking jew bitch.

So next week its dumping,right?

Bros....We are getting a soft landing

>>51354791
How much did you lose anon?
How much more of your soul can you risk before its all finally gone.

>>51354857
Long Island iced tea, with extra iced tea.

FUCK IT, I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO LOOK AT THE FUCKING MARKET FOR TWO WHOLE FUCKING WEEKS. I'M JUST GOING TO FUCKING SIT TIGHT, AND WE'LL FUCKING SEE WHO WAS RIGHT!

I hope at least one person read my PRTY shilling and made money this week

happy friday PRTY bros, cheers

>>51354807
>it's real
Based Arabs. Love those niggas.

>>51354857
I'll take a bleach + ammonia cocktail please

>>51354857
I NEED A FUCKING PILLOW TO FUCKING BITE DOWN ON, MUMU IS SPLITTING ME IN FUCKING TWO!

>>51354865
0.3% AND I'M NOT FUCKING HAPPY ABOUT IT
AND THE QUESTION IS MUCH MORE CAN MY SOUL CARRY

>>51354803
Are angels black?

>>51354807
Thank you Saudis.... Your delivery of rockets and ammo will be on time

>>51354857
I've got a friend and his wife coming over for dinner and a movie. I just picked up some great spaghetti from a local Italian place and I downloaded Miami Connection. Gonna see if they want to play a few rounds of Monopoly Deal too, pretty fun little card game.
I'll have a sherry, my good man.
https://youtu.be/VpZu69OB2KM

>>51354893
angels are part animal, but i dont think that includes blacks, more ox and eagle type stuff, or assortments of eyes and wheels

>>51354893
no nigger they are BLUE

>>51354910
>biden begs saudis for help with oil
>raise production 100k bpd
>a few weeks later
>cut production 100k bpd
>a week later
>news they'll cut 1 million bpd
lol

>>51354833
Some markets are emerging in the sense that the society is beginning to industrialize, people move to cities as agriculture is mechanized and the jobs are increasingly in services and manufacturing etc. Some confuse this with high stock market returns but that’s entirely different thing

>>51354892
>
God please fucking leave, you’re terrible. No gives a fuck what you have to say you whinny bitch.

JEROME POWELL COULD REDIRECT FEDERALRESERVE DOT GOV TO A PINK WOJAK AND THE MARKET WOULD STILL PUMP UNTIL MIDTERMS

>>51354872
Your puts expire end of sep?

>>51354943
Im glad to see Euros being welcomed into the emerging markets

>>51354963
>pump
it's been crabbing for weeks dude

>>51354892
BUT THE SOUL STILL BURNS

>>51354925
>>51354927
An angel cannot be black if we are talking about humanoids. It must be light skin

>>51354970
What? Dude, I know we like to joke here but they don't qualify as an emerging market.

You have to have electricity for one thing.

I wish weekends didn't exist.

>>51354873
Are you the OG? Someone mentioned how only a small of amount of their debt was due in '23 and I guess that pushed me over. A couple of people were buying at 1.9x and selling around 2 and that was comfy as fuck, but I was only able to do that for a few days and now here we are.
Bear or Bull, I don't find anything about this shit easy and I'm always happy when I can make some money. Cheers.

>>51354791
>>51354799
>>51354807
>>51354872
>>51354889
>>51354892
LOUD NOISES

>>51355000
Huh,that would be bad for the wagies though

>>51354872
Those puts are still worth SOMETHING at least. You can cut your losses and just toss what's left into Bitcoin. You don't HAVE to lose more money.

>>51354970
In emerging markets, a surprisingly large share of the total energy is produced by burning wood, so yes, europe is an emerging market

Bonds and the market diverging again.
EUR/USD downtrend holding strong.
VIX oversold and SPX overbought.

>>51354913
>carry-out spaghetti
Why wouldn't you cook for your friends? Do you have a wife or other date or are you the third wheel?

I am down 33%.
How am I doing?

>>51355048
Seriously, spaghetti is like the easiest fucking meal on the planet.

just use automod lol

>>51355034
True,no shot it doesnt dump next week,reports comin out and all

>>51355054
Not good

>>51355054
Well, are you learning anything?

i was busy gaming and forgot to close my calls!!! we're still pumping next week right?

>>51355065
Why not?

>>51355083
What game, anon?

>>51355083
You'll be lucky if we're still pumping by the time they actually get exercised imo, but good luck.

>>51354990
Take that back! They have electricity! They just cant afford it.

>>51355068
I like money.

>>51355088
dbz fighterz! i almost finished the first level called tutorial

>>51355048
I almost always cook but I was craving this place's spaghetti sauce, it's better than any I've ever made so I splurged and got enough for all of us.
>date/wife
Nope, just recently broke up with gf of 3 years. I'm in my 30s, too old for this shit. I was almost married at 23, losing her was the biggest mistake of my life but oh well, gotta roll with the punches. Hope you zoomies find a wife before you end up here, one of the only unmarried guys in your social circle.

We dumped toward the end
You know what that means Mumu

>>51355083
China market is closed on monday,but a lot of EU reports coming out,and well i wouldn't trust EU.

>>51355085
If that -33% is ytd then it’s not catastrophic, but still a bit bad. What time frame are we talking?

>>51355093
kek

>>51355100
OK, well, that's really not worth losing 33% of your portfolio to learn. So I'd say you're not doing too great.

There's nothing wrong switching to a simple, Boglehead/DCA/buy-and-hold 100% SPXL portfolio you check once a decade.

>state is taxing my student loan forgiveness
why the fuck did I move to indiana, this is the fakest red state I've ever fucking sene, bunch of phoney ass faggoty hoosiers

>>51355002
yep! I'm happy someone pushed me about the debt so I could take a closer look at the 2023 bonds. Made it even more obvious that the bankruptcy argument isn't relevant until 2026.

it's never "easy" to buy any small cap stock that's been on a prolonged downtrend, but I find it calming to know I can sell covered calls given the low price per share. Takes advantages of retards who only see the low price per contract and completely ignore IV / the greeks.

>>51355130
>taxes on money given out by the goverment
What?

>>51354835
wow he's just like me.

>>51355121
I think I'm gonna be rich.

>>51355130
>>state is taxing my student loan forgiveness
HOLY SHIT
DO AMERICANS REALLY

>>51354982
Plenty of black angels.
Less common, but they do exist.

>>51355144
It’s pretty common

>>51355130
So you could witness abortion ban meltdowns up close? https://religionnews.com/2022/09/09/indiana-abortion-ban-challenged-under-religious-freedom-law/

>>51355152
lol nice desu

>>51354873
There's a PRTY in my pants. Thanks anon!

>>51355120
That's over the course of a full year.

>>51354857
Apparently the chick I was aiming for, got proposed to and now she's engaged.
Well fuck.
On the good side, I'm up 10% from buying that SOXL dip.

And, please get me a tequila, no ice.
Here's a $5, keep the change

>>51355155
That sounds awful who thought about doing that?

>>51355152
I guess satan was an angel and I can imagine hin wearing black but HE wasn’t black

>>51355176
The state and it’s government

>>51355179
>satan
>he

>>51355108
Fucking hell. I'm older than you and look like a homeless manlet. But I have a short list of younger women free from disease that will, at the very least, serve as a fun date when I want to host friends or engage in other White activities. A few of them will even be seen with me in public. When they are ready to hop off the cock carousel I usually get a wedding invitation. Hell, there's a little theater major I'm thinking of knocking up and marrying myself, and if I do I will breed her like a farm animal.

>EU and US cpi coming out on tuesday
Are you guys ready?

>>51355203
Where'd you meet them? After graduating from college meeting women has been horrible. My work has been in fields that are virtually 100% male, at my last job I literally did not professionally interact with a woman for four years straight. I met the last gf on bumble and just getting a date through apps is like pulling teeth.

>>51355108
Women are cheap.

>>51355141
Thanks again, anon! Absolutely based.

>>51355204
Oil has been going down
Numbers are gonna be lower than estimated.
Energy costs decide everything

>>51355235
There are women everywhere. Just go up to one and say hello.
The internet is for hiring prostitutes.

I dont want to meme about party city because my previous track record has been the kiss of death

>>51355167
Do you think it’s good then? What have you been doing for the year. Maybe you’re not diversified enough or your picks are just bad overall. You can just buy an etf and get the market return, zero effort

Why did Steel pump so hard today? EU supply kilt?

>>51355253
>Oil has been going down
Yeah,forcefully

>>51354857
teh ability to stop losing money

>>51355274
Just meme about it going down then, so the opposite happens. Ever since I first made this stupid jpg it's only gone up

>>51354893
funny how it looks evil cos of the darkness

>>51354913
>Monopoly Deal

fun as fuck. try bang its another godtier card game

>>51355293
High growth has been kicked in the balls by Biden's bullshit. The same things that went down a lot will go up a lot once we return to some semblance of normalcy.
Yes, I had the wrong things, but that is the past.
Today's right things are not yesterday's right things.

Are you guys holding your longs through the weekend?

all in SOXL

>>51355318
Black is the absence of light. Think about it.

>>51355294
X is going to 35.

>>51355235
I look for broads that don't dress like whores at the store even if it's really late or really early. I rarely go out but if I do I go on an off night when I'm likely to catch a barmaid on her day off. If she watches Jeopardy! with the regulars and heads to the patio during the last commercial break there's potential; if I find out she doesn't have Netflix or the electric jew I buy her a drink.
I blew it more than once when I was younger. My kids are working adults now and they will inherit a decent amount, but I wouldn't mind having more White children.

i'm so fucking tired of them putting niggers into everything. everything is just nigger this nigger that, when the fuck are they going to put white people back into things?

>>51355356
>absence of light
Not necessarily might just be a more dominant shadow over light

Fuck you guys and see you on Monday.

>>51355351
sure, today marks the beginning of the midterms bullrun

you will be a millionaire in 15 years if you put 50k into this portfolio

Hey guys I think I figured out I should be keeping an eye on Yahoo Finance's options quotes (since they seem to keep some nice stats) and also looking up "unusual whales" sometimes. Am I on the right track since it seems like the market moves on a tempo determined by the options market now?

>>51355342
>High growth
Well if there’s lots of speculative tech (think ARKK type) stocks then that is a high risk strategy. Maybe they come back some day but it could take years to outperfrom, if all of them even ever recover. It is very difficult to tell what the thing of the future is, remember to diversify

>>51355351
I'm holding till expiration

>>51355404
there's like a 50% chance the market will pump and dump from this point on not going higher than 10% a year

>>51355294
everything pumped today

>>51355351
Im holding tx because its uh, pumped 8% since I bought earlier this week.

>>51355351
Yes that’s why they’re longs, bonehead.

>>51355445
>everything
Except China

>>51355318
The dark background doesn't help much either.

let us continue the golden bullrun next week

Next week will be another great week for TWTR holders.

Don't look now, but things are looking up

>>51355477
Well Chairman Ching Chong keeps shutting down entire cities because someone sneezed, it's their fault.

>>51355472
No it's not that's a misconception.

>>51355406
I'm making money on steel and uranium while tech suffers. I'm doing okay swing trading some tech stuff too.
I'm just down 19.5% on SOFI, 50% on SOXL, and 50% on DOCN. I think they will all come back by early next year.

>>51355351
All 120% of them

Is this the melt up? Even bonds are going skyward

>>51355597
Yeah a one day meltup.

>>51355304
PRTY is a great meme. better than buck broken beyond.

>>51355597
its the queens pump imo

>>51355624
It was a good idea.
Now that idea has passed.

>>51355130
>>51355144
To make it even dumber, most student loans are owed to the dept of education so it's just rotating money around

>>51355616
uh excuse me booboo it has been 3 days of financial terrorism to white males.

If none of you didn’t hedge for the end of shmita I feel bad for you

>>51355130
I wouldn't pay that, fren.

>>51355351
We're going to rally until October fren

ive been following my trades on a journal.

14 trades and im down 136$ i got profit from 4 of those 14.

doesnt look very good lol. im still tweaking things a lot so ive learned. had some stoploss issues in the first 8 trades. now its gone. then setup issues which are now more defined.

i wanna do again after these are done another bunch of trades to see if i have improved.

>The wealthy bookseller and his friends make zero or really close to zero selling pills and other prescribed medicine. So, they are willing to finance your healthcare for a chance at getting every bit of private medical data about you and your family and then selling you a bunch of drugs and other items which will more than makeup for any doctor costs they incur. (Jeff Bezos/Amazon)

>>51355779
We are going to pump through April.

My name is Anon I'm so very
Fly, oh my, it's a lil' bit scary
Girls wanna marry, looking at my portfolio
Ere, you can stare at it but if you touch it i'll michael burry you
Pretty as a picture, Sweeter than a swisher
Mad 'cause I have more gains than the boyfriend that's witchya
I can talk about it 'cause I know that I'm rich
And if you know it too, then sing it with me
All eyes on me when I walk in
No question that my stock picks are a 10
Don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful
Don't hate me 'cause I'm rich
My walk, my talk, the way I dress
It's not my fault so please don't trip
Don't hate me 'cause I made it
Don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful
Aye, now do the pretty rich boy rock rock rock rock rock
Do the pretty rich boy rock rock rock rock rock
Do the pretty rich boy rock rock rock
All my faggots do the pretty rich boy rock rock rock
Do the pretty rich boy rock rock rock
Do the pretty rich boy rock rock rock
Do the pretty rich boy rock
(Now where you at you poorfags)

The Farty Ponies. Have Eaten. The Prowling Jaguars. They Have Taken Control. Of The Savannah. Do Not Tempt. The Farty Ponies. You. Will. Learn.

>Baggot gets liquidated
>scoopsies lost 10 years worth of my rent in a matter of months
Good to see things are back to normal again.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Bearish as fuck on the B21.

>>51355905
rodger rodger, schizo activated
>>51355918
damn really? how much did scoops lose? I make like 70% what he makes and I can't stand to lose 500$, I would be playing minecraft right now if I was him

>>51355918
And you are married to an anime girl who is plowing 100k japanese neets.

>>51355921
>brave

>>51355918
>>51355931
nm I found it. Gaw damn.

>>51355779
November for midterms at least

I hate brainwashed leftists so much it's unreal

>>51355960
That portfolio is so ON FIRE!!!! That is why it keeps dropping! no one can hold on to it!!

>>51355936
Nope, she takes simps money. Oh also I forgot to mention
>I bought the bottom of oil (again)
It's really this easy.

>>51355944
For me it's ungoogled chromium

>>51356001
>Nope, she takes simps money
>I bought the bottom of oil (again)

You wish..

>>51355960
Guess thats why he stopped buying hookers and focused on his work

>>51355960
As disgusting as that looks, he'll make it back in one big rally.
He can easily shovel enough disposable income into the port to maintain that 80-100k threshold of 3x leveraged funds for as long as the market keeps crabbing.
The only ones that ever really lose in this game are those who build then blow a portfolio reaching 10x their salary. The game changes once you build real wealth.

>>51356023
I wouldnt be able to focus on much of anything being down that much. Fuck. Im up 2335% all time but down 20% from my recent high and that alone has made it really hard for me to concentrate.
>>51356032
thats assuming there is a such a rally anytime soon. I dont think we are going to ATH's within the next 2 years

Do Mumus even understand that the Fed wants to see the stock market go down and they don't like rallies?

also my preopen watchlist was pretty good.

3 of the first ones on it did very well. then 2 pumped and dumped. one just dumped. of course i missed the pump in one of the pnds as my play today.

4/6 would have been good plays. 3 very good. the pump and dumps were harder but still good early pumps.

doubt we will be gettin many green days like these often.

>>51355977
> no one can hold on to it!!
Yo nigguh, I don’t hold any options. You literally just don’t click the sell button. Easy.

>>51355918
>scoopsies lost 10 years worth of my rent in a matter of months
AND ILL DO IT AGAIN, MOTHERFUCKER
THERES NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STOP ME FROM TAPPING THIS BUTTON.

>>51356066
Ah yes, Jerome "It's just transitory you bigot" Powell the uber hawk.

>>51356097
>THERES NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STOP ME FROM TAPPING THIS BUTTON.
Except your available balance, of course.

>>51356097
Hey dawg, lemme hole like twenty dolla til payday brah, you got like two hunnedd left

>>51356041
>thats assuming there is a such a rally anytime soon.
Doesn't have to be soon. As long as you're working you can DCA.

>boomers getting rugpulled on their cardboard cucksheds
OH NO NO NO

>>51356021
Like I would take anything a disgusting Korean posted says seriously.

This is not a drill the largest EV company surpassing TESLA is going bankrupt! BYD the chinese EV company is going bankrupt!!! SHORT CHYNA!!!!

>>51356142
I can turn Robinhood gold back on.
Also, I got 50k more in my bank account from my signing bonus

>>51356176
damn shes got those cockhungry eyes
hot

>>51356176
Nice try. Shes not korean and shes not a women.

>>51356163
I guess it would really be a shame if Taiwan got invaded.
>>51356167
>waiting SIX FUCKING WEEKS to sell your house
What the fuck?
>>51356190
How about you get a real broker and not robinshart? Having that amount of money in Robinshart is financially irresponsible, you might as well give it to me to hold for you.

>>51356190
And just like that, poof, your $50k sign on bonus is gone down the drain during a couple shenanigan filled weeks of market kikery

>>51356167
There are retards who bought the top of an absolutely inflated housing market and may never be able to sell for a profit like boomers did. A house right down the street from me, which is nice don't get me wrong, sold for over $1 million when in reality should be anywhere from $600,000 to $800,000 at most.

>>51356167
im glad cos i recomended to some anons who were thinking of buying houses at the top to wait for prices to drop.

dont have any knowledge in real estate much but i just used logic and it was right. feels good man

>>51355844
>Anon doesn’t know QT going to bend over liquidity this month.
>JPOW raising rates min 75bp
>post quad witch OPEX death spiral
#NGMI

>>51356066
Well it did for a few weeks. Then some brave soul broke ranks & caused the market to tick up. Which caused a mass pile on & began the chase higher all over again.

I am SO sick of getting run over like this. I really am tired of other people's actions costing me money, whether its the market, or life in general. Tired of going broke over irrational buying ( or selling) not based on fundamental reality. If people are going to blindly "buy the dip" even when it doesn't make sense, then they should be blocked from the market. The apes/robin hooders, etc.... are ruining things for me. Take away their accounts, and send them back to flipping burgers.
I HATE losing money. This is not a joke. The consequences are serious. I just expect the world to bend to MY will, not the other way around. I refuse to accept/adopt/ or adapt to other peoples "stupid" THEY are supposed to modify their behavior, not me. I AM supposed to WIN.
If I weren't so fuming mad/ furious right now, I'd be on the floor crying. The way I see it, the "market" keeps breaking the "rules". We "agree" on certain levels/ price action, I rely on it. Then the market, and the people in it, go and do something different. They break the "agreement". THIS IS BULLSHIT.

>>51356249
Nigger you were up like 75k on 10k and you didnt sell at all. Its no ones fault but yourself. Bulls and bears make money, jewish pigs get slaughtered.

gimmie

>>51356249
Why don't you just buy the dip instead of complaining about it

>>51356263
This dip is NOT REAL. THIS MARKET IS NOT REAL. I am not falling for this BEAR TRAP. FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>51356263
Because he got THETA'd

>>51356249
>Tired of going broke over irrational buying ( or selling) not based on fundamental reality. If people are going to blindly "buy the dip" even when it doesn't make sense, then they should be blocked from the market

>>51356249
If you didn't keep skipping synagogue your fellow kikes might have let you in on their evil schemes

>>51355921
Stunning,

The Bond King has spoken China has Fallen. The worldwide depression is occurring. This market is pissing me off. WHY WON'T YOU DIE!

I now know what will survive in the apocalypse. Cockroaches, Chinese faggots buying overpriced real estate, and dumb American Consumers Buying Overpriced CHEAP TRASH FROM CHYNA.

>>51355130
>>state is taxing my student loan forgiveness
is the loan forgiveness website online yet?

>>51355921
trannies are less costly than bombs I guess both kill people

What the niggerfuck is actually even going on anymore

>>51356249
Kill yourself and your ugly wife, you disgusting faggot kike.

Guys...I think the elites just did the biggest wealth transfer in history. Shemitah really is ending and the stocks will drop over 50% this month.

https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1568273694899814401

I'm fucking scared man.

>>51356405
You will be scared and you will be happy.

>>51356249
Weak minds ngmi.
The market is beyond your control baggot. Either you ride the waves of chaos or you bend over & let it ram it wherever it feels like it. We all know which you prefer.

THANKS FOR THE FREE MONEY, BOBOS!

>>51356405
FUCK YEAH!!!! YES!!!!!!!!

>>51356405
Not my problem

>>51356405
top tier memes in the comments

>>51354873
I am up 10 grand since you first mentioned it. I dove all in at 1.90 then the rest at 2. Will not sell until mid October.
t.Boeing anon

>>51355921
Do trannies just convert to female, because they can't get laid as a male?

>>51356422
thank baggie for playing

>>51356167
>if houses become affordable again then stocks will crash, pensions will disappear and taxes will rise to keep boomers off the streets
>won't be able to get a mortgage
>if they don't then my 'clever' plan to get a gf to live with before I buy a home will have ended up pricing me out forever
>I'll never get a gf because I'm a weird schizo

How long until we start getting together to split a home between us? We can get a home that was converted into two apartments

>>51356405
If the Shemitah is ending, doesn't that mean stocks increase?

>>51356249
real talk: tell us what trade(s) you made.

i want you to vindicate my assumption that they were short term options bets and not something that you could simply hold on to until your thesis panned out. because what i assume to be a bearish thesis will, in fact, eventually pan out in your favor imho, but you probably did some short term shit that you're currently getting fucked on. lol. lmao, even.

>>51356453
>shemitah ending
So what comes after shemitah?

>>51356466
Another Shoah.

Today sucked. Did nothing at work so that was a plus. The sucky part was during lunch I got a beef n cheddar from arby's. Damn beef looked like rubber (flat, not thin sliced, even colored wrong in spots like it wasn't cooked proper). Didn't get a receipt so fucking hell nothing to do about it.. Also didn't get to have my morning coffee so now I'm grumpy and tired..

TAKE MEDS SCHIZOS AAAAAAAA

man is money even real. i just get assigned a certain amount of numbers every month that give me permission to spend a percentage of the "money" that is stored in a bank somewhere that i never see. they dont even need to print more money. who pays for things with cash these days. its all just numbers on a phone. its all just 'proof' that i am allowed tjat many numbers from the big number store where cheiftains claim is "where all the numbers live". the numbers arent even fucking real. that number is no longer money, its just an amount of a shit that the buisness owner thinks he should give about you. you're basically spending official favour from a rich person. you're using anonymous street rep to buy milk

>>51356249
Calls on SOXL. If the CEOs decide to do problem solving, they will get retard pumps activated. Bulls will perma. Wait, am I doing exactly what you said you don't want people to do?

>>51356466
The yield curve inversion debut. Can't wait to see whats in store. Something big is going to happen!!

Something as disastrous as covid. Something as hilarious as monkey poop. Something about something you will eat bugz Something Something you will own nothing something something.

>>51356167
kek
>>51356452
That is not a bad idea.
I would prefer to assassinate Biden or some other cunt and take his house during the Mad Max times, but it's nice to have a plan B

>>51356466
eclipse. total eclipse of the heart

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcOxhH8N3Bo

>>51356484
We made it all up goy, usury and everything. It's called black money magic. Actually, we stole it from the Babylonians, since we don't create anything ourselves, we just destroy, goyim

>>51356435
You also did well on something else last week, didn't you? I thought you posted a cap with PRTY and something else.

>>51356466
hummus?
>>51356508
this

>>51356480
Eat shit, Coke Boomer. No one cares.

>>51356249
hello.

anon here.

im saving this.

im gonna post it in future threads and laugh. im inviting others to do the same if they save my image.] and repost it, all at your expense.

yours truly,
anon

>>51356518
I think Jewish financial persons provide a service by making people money. God never said it's bad to make money. He said it's bad to love it. You can make a ton of money, hate it, and give it all to an orphanage. You'd feel pretty good about that. That'd be God's work. What is finance really?

It's like holding a rare artwork while letting the whole world raise its value for you. Then you sell it. Is that bad?

>>51356572
And debt slavery by central banks is good then, right? Leeches sucking all the wealth out of every nation to enslave them is doing God's work?

>>51356595
It depends. Are they white or no?

>>51356562
Can you post the screen cap? It's going in my /smg/ lore folder. Right along with the escapades of the CLF tranny

>>51356622
here you go fren.

>>51356595
No, I'm just starting to form this theory that it's not all of them. There are some baddies in power who are most certainly trying to kill you. I feel like Larry Fink is that dude, for real. You can tell a lot by a face. Anyway I'm just saying it's probably not a whole race of people. Also Baggie is here and he seems to be having a bad day :^)

The eternal bull market is back in session.
Thanks bobos for the extra cash. I'll be thinking of you when I'm buying my new car.

>>51356622
Don't forget the rapemkid

>>51356650
Baggie is being enslaved by his own kind

>>51356484
>man is money even real
Do you think abstract objects can be real? Money is a label placed on some participants in some transactions in some places at some times by some people. Does that sound 'real'?

>>51356678
>tfw you are in the screencap

>>51356622
You realize that isn't the real baggot don't you? That's an imposter. He isn't using a tripcode, it's just the trip in the name field

Is the age of mumu upon us?

>>51356562
>>51356626
kek
>>51355384
Check this post, it has all of baggies funny drunk posts marked. It would be nice if someone (other than me) could screencap them, since I don't know how to do it on this laptop.

>>51356167
desu prices won't come down to a degree where you might be able to scoop up some cheapies, it'll be a lose-lose situation where nobody can afford to buy and nobody can afford to sell

>>51356572
money cannot copulate. every since the beginning of time has known this but it keeps being tried over and over again after each failure

>>51356706
damn you're right. We were bamboozled.

>>51356706
>>51356728
I hope this isn't the case and he was just too drunk to write it correctly

>>51356708
No. It's more kangaroo.

>>51356706
real enough for me, kek.

>>51356706
well well well looky what we got here boys, we got an attention payer

I come from forex where you get out of a trade for a few pips.
What’s the recommended % to exit out of a trade, it’s let’s common for stocks to go 3-5% in a single day.

fucking kek lol

>>51354835
I don't care opinion of anyone else but the voices in my head. They guided me through my life and will continue to do so. Last week voices told me to go debtmaxxx on stock market and I did. I'm up 8% so far.

>>51356249
This Lil bobo will kneel....

>>51354864
We already got it on stock market. Both rate hikes and recession are priced in naw and stocks are now selling at attractive price.

uranium

>btc up by 11%
No way we're not dumping next week.
Today was another exit pump

>>51356912
>That height
Manlet rage strikes again

>>51355108
>Dating in your 30s
Got any good stories for a guy who's been married for the last 5 years?

I just bought more SIGA

>>51354807
If I google that will the glowies come for me?

>>51356964
>>51355108
dating in your 30s isnt that bad. I've kind of let myself go so I dont pursue it as much but just having your own place makes you incredibly desirable to younger women. None of them want to fuck at some dudes moms house or wait until the parents leave or any of that shit.

>>51356528
I hit sqqq and tqqq hard for great profits, then gambled it on GSAT and lost it. So I put it all in PRTY yesterday and earned it all back ;)

>>51354913
Is this one of those situations in that webm where the guy lets someone else fuck his wife after boardgames?
Also, Miami Connection is fun. I have the bluray

>>51356971
Why?

>>51354857
I'll take a tossed salad and scrambled eggs.

>>51356956
Nobody knows what will happen, but I think MDB is going to 400.

Are you guys excited to see a brown pajeet "Peter Pan" kidnap a white Wendy? I can't wait.

>>51356996
I'm in my 30s, have my own nice place, a good job, everything...
But how do you get over the feeling that you don't belong in society... that you're not wanted, and that your very presence is ruining everyone else's day, especially women?

>>51357088
who the fuck are these for

>>51357092
By having a little self esteem. Having a place and a good job makes you literally chad tier to most women. Stop putting yourself down. You understand that you are part of the upper 10% of the world, right?
>>51357100
(((who))) indeed

Alright boys. I just made my Amazon beer order. Getting some Sopporo, mikes hard black cherry, Voodoo ranger, and budlight. Its going to be a good friday night with a pair of jeans that fit just right.
Someone shilled these tickers to me today so, I am going to look into them.
LFLY
AVCT
FRGE

>>51357061
Because $13 was the bottom and SIGA will pump next week, expect more infections among school aged kids reported early next week. Also this webinar. It's only going up from here
>https://www.ama-assn.org/about/events/what-physicians-need-know-about-tecovirimat-tpoxx-treatment-MONKEPOX

>>51356995
Maybe if you google it and order a really sharp pair of scissors the same day

>>51357113
>You understand that you are part of the upper 10% of the world, right?
Probably higher.... but I can't help it. This is just what I believe about myself at a fundamental level. I try to change my thinking... but in the moment I always default to believing I don't deserve to be in anyone else's presence, so I slink away.

>>51357146
Look up imposter syndrome. Most people have it, they control how it affects them to a varying degree.
I have it myself, I have a GED and i'm making well into the 6 figures, but I keep feeling like I dont deserve it even though im great at my job.
With women I have a gigantic cock and I am great at eating pussy so thats enough to make me not really care what that bitch thinks.

>>51356861
I try for a modest 100% in one day

Is it time to start buying UPRO, SOXL, and TQQQ?

>>51357169
The best cure for impostor syndrome is to be unsuccessful.

>>51357028
Well done. I played GSAT last year. I don't even remember why but I'm sure it has something to do with this place. I don't think I held it for more than a few hours. I made a few hundred, FOMOd back in and quickly gave most of it back. I ultimately walked away with two hundred bucks but the lesson was probably more valuable. I'll go big (for me) if I get in early and I'll be somewhat patient with a winner, but otherwise being careful has been much more profitable for me. Taking profits is good, cutting losses on memes is mandatory.

>>51356964
I'm 33 and single women in their 30s are the most depressing shit shows you will ever meet. I mean most women are in general but they take it to a whole different level of female blackpill. Good news is you can date way younger and no one cares if you have your shit together and aren't autistic. Most zoomer guys are absolute retards and broke as fuck so it's incredibly easy to smash 20 year old poon in your 30s. I don't ever see getting married though because I hate women so much it's unreal. I'll definitely have a third world harem before I give some princess a free ride to take half my shit when she eventually cucks me with tyrone

>>51356964
>>51357290
Exactly. 30 year old women are some of the most pathetic whores youll ever encounter in your life. I wont even consider them. Leonardo DiCaprio is a very smart man.

>>51357306
>nurse
>single mom
>alcoholic/drug abuse
>"I like to travel"
>"dog mom"
>benzos/saris
>can't cook and fridge full of takeout boxes from all her different dates

Any combo of that shit I would rather jerk my dick

>>51357372
>single mom
>to a niglet
i'd rather commit seppuku

>>51357169
It's not imposter syndrome, because it's not about my job at all. I just kind of have absolutely no social value (or believe that I don't). I'm not an exciting person, I don't have any fun hobbies, I have nothing interesting to talk about, I don't enjoy expressing my thoughts to other people, I like weird music, I'm just... not fun to be around, and I know it, so I leave people alone

>>51357407
Thats still imposter syndrome. You're not required to have a social life in order to have a girlfriend or a wife. You just need to know not to put pussy on a pedestal, having a social life just helps you know that pussy != god.

>Married 23 year old
>She hit the booze hard with me until 35
>She now is on Zoloft
>More booze for me
>House is clean, food is cooked and packaged
>Best lunches at work
>I bend her over any time I want
>She never says no
>Tight pussy because of no kids
you guys just need to find the right one

>>51357290
If you think it's easy in your 30s just wait until you get to your 50s.

AHHHHHH

>>51357435
Based fellow young boomer living bro.

>>51357435
Chad
Just fuck a rando till you stop the horny and then with post nut clarity search for a quality one

>>51357407
If you're a jew , doctor or lawyer then you really are paid more than your value

>>51357435
Thats very different than meeting an existing 3x year old though. I highly doubt you'd think of your wife the same way if you had just met her at 35.
Women in general (that you are familiar with) are down to get fucked literally any time, as long as you arent a creep about it and know how to get their shit wet and not just try to ram it in dry. If she denies you sex (and you arent being a creep about it) its literally time to move on and show that bitch whos boss.
>>51357465
Did he sell calls? Oh Nononono.

>>51357372
What are you expecting from a woman, ffs?
They are for fucking, not to be your mommy soul mate.
Speak nicely to them, fuck them in creative ways, and when you're tired of them just stop talking nice and they go away.

>>51357476
I'm not a backend software engineer

>>51357476
I wish i was jewish

Hey guys I'm ordering food at my country club. Any suggestions?

>>51357507

>>51356249
That’s not baggie

>>51357435
Why would I want the right one when I could have the right 50?

>>51357507
You shouldn't hate yourself like that

>>51357510
lel, I used to live on Titanic lane. Never once went to the country club. How is it?

>>51356595
no that's why jesus said jews are the spawn of satan

>>51357507
I wish I was more overpayed.

>>51357517
I'm just shitposting in response to the article https://wjla.com/news/local/911-attacks-september-11-menu-mannassas-virginia-restaurant-aquia-harbour-golf-clubhouse-backlash-insensitive-backlash-apology-issued-veterans-manassas-social-media

I'd only visit if they said that, for the occasion, they're replacing diner's knives with box cutters.

>>51357515
I find my wife extremely attractive. She has perfect 34c breasts, fat ass, nice legs, coke bottle body, and a cute face. I don't need volume, when I have quality. Also, she treats every thing I say as if it is scripture.

>>51357510
Do you guys remember freedom fries?

Thanks to the anon who told me to listen to this, gonna listen to it again in the morning it had some great info in there
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yLPiEk1lGHk

Posting some libtard cringe fresh from FAANG yuppie land

>buy soxl

>>51354791
My intraday puts be printing son, sorry you do weird shit like hold positions overnight

>>51357533
Ah. I should have known. Another bamboozle. Thought it was funny that I knew the neighborhood though. Aquia harbor is pretty cool imo.
>>51357556
Honestly, I love it. Its self inflicted darwinism. The system really works.

>>51357512
>>51357516
>>51357529
They have this super cool club man, i don’t know a single poor jew.

>>51357556
I saw your loss porn. What's in your portfolio? SOXL and some other leveraged ETFs?

>>51357573
I would even bang a jew girl just to get into the club

New

>>51357592
>>51357592

>>51357587
That doesnt get you in the club though. Itll get your children in if shes the mother though. Men really do get the short end of the stick...Cant marry an Arab wench into the oil money either.

>>51357556
>are you a parent
>no
Case closed. Nothing to see here. Some dipshit who isn’t getting laid is reeeeeeeeing

>>51357550
>she treats every thing I say as if it is scripture.
Then tell her to serve refreshments while you fuck whores.

>>51357461
Nah bro if your 50 you are going to die alone or with some bimbo who just wants your cash. ISHYGDDT

>>51357556
What the fuck do they have against interstellar travel? Are they worried we'll go to other planets and fuck them up too? Who cars? There's quadrillions of planets available if we have intersteallar travel.

>>51357649
Nah, they just have selective blondness to all the cool shit from the movie Interstellar and only remember the boring parts about gay shit like love and droughts and not the sick ass space exploration and robots.

>>51357435
"just find the right one" as if thats easy. it isnt from what i have experienced

Will a 75bp finally kill housing sending mortgage demand to a 40 year low from a 22 year or whatever low?

>>51357677
Oh fuck... I forgot about that movie, Interstellar. Cool space scenes, time dilation was neat, the rest was shit

>>51354800
Yeah, but what?

>>51354932
When Russia and China can't buy oil in 2 months they won't be needing those 100M barrels.