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>Chad makes eye contact with a girl
>Girl: Oh... Is there something in my hair? When will he talk to me? Thank God I wore a tampon!

>You make eye contact
>Girl:*Gets whiplash by looking away so quickly* Oh my Gawd, what a creeep! Are those his... his... sex eyes?!!!! That's it, I'm not coming here alone again!

>Chad asks out a girl
>Girl: Why do I feel so tingly down there! Oh my Gawd, I need to buy a new dress! Why did I rush my make up this morning!

>Chad asks a girl for directions
>Girl: Yeah, it's down there. The garden is so nice and the coffee they serve is the best in the city. Are you here for the day? I've always wanted to go there and...

>After literal years of browsing redpill content, being blackpilled, wasting your youth, getting fit, reading about how to talk to women, you finally talk to one, giving her a friendly greeting and asking how she is
>You: Hi, are you from around here?
>Girl pauses for a split second and then realised you're trying to flirt with her. She screams like a wild banshee, as if she's learnt her family has died in a car accident. Bystanders start to surround both of you. You're bundled over and put in a jail cell.

>> No.51344782

>>51344773
those are all men

>> No.51344786

is this what you do for a living

>> No.51344791

Sure but this has nothing to with business except the business of having a self-destructive thought life

>> No.51344793

what if i have 10m crypto gainz and swagger about with a pimp suit

>> No.51344805

>>51344773
I'm not ripped at all, just tall and skinny and have never had an issue getting women. Occasionally get "rejected", but I always have nice conversations.
Maybe you are just a creep

>> No.51344808
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51344808

>>After literal years of browsing redpill content, being blackpilled, wasting your youth, getting fit, reading about how to talk to women, you finally talk to one, giving her a friendly greeting and asking how she is
who the FUCK are you talking about, you're talking about YOU

>> No.51344893
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51344893

to get women nowadays all you really need to be is tall.
being white and maybe social media clout helps too. But if you're over 6' you don't really have an excuse for being an incel imo

>> No.51344899

>>51344773
because you mentioned it, I was hoping there'd be a visible tampon string. gutted m8

>> No.51344916

>>51344893
5'11 vs 6'0 what's the difference
>cries

>> No.51344921

>>51344782

fpbp

>> No.51344928

>>51344773
do you know what a tampon is used for? Get outside. have sex.

>> No.51344938

how do I profit from this?

>> No.51344940

>>51344782
Incorrect, there are 2 men and 3 women

>> No.51344941

>>51344928
He thinks it's for soaking up cum.

>> No.51344944

>>51344805
>just tall and skinny
Thats literaly all you need muscles are a meme

>> No.51344947

>>51344940
factually right

>> No.51345197

>>51344893
Incels memes this shit into existence.

>> No.51345203

>>51344773
I often notice women fixing their hair after looking at me. Not sure how many of them are doing it because they see me as attractive vs they see my messy bad hair and get a reminder.

>> No.51345229

>>51345203
They see your receding hairline and just want to make sure theirs still exists

>> No.51345255

>>51344773
I am a socially reclusive brony kek, and I've still never had issues with girls. Incela are their own worst enemies

>> No.51345262

>>51344805
>tall
Duh

>> No.51345273

>>51344773
how do I cope with being 5"7 tall?
>The only gf I had broke up with me telling me I was a bit too small for her taste after a month
>never had sex
>never took the hooker pill

>> No.51345276

>>51345229
Sounds about right desu, my head is an oval with some trim on top

>> No.51345279

>>51344773
Most girls get nervous specially if theyre below 20

Some try to act desperately confident when I talk to them

The more easy-going are absolute whores so I never bother with them

Its not bad being a chad but you dont need to be 1 to know women are worth nothing

They are walking holes, youre always better off always focusing on whats important

Youre completly retarded if you think women are anything worthy of discussion

>> No.51345285

>>>/r9k/

>> No.51345291

>>51345273
Travel to an asian country + fix your image + take testosterone pills youre clearly a bitch, not even kidding, test makes you instantly more attractive to females

>> No.51345313

>>51344805
I'm not tall but this. Just need to go out more and talk to more women. However I know its like talking to a brick wall. They will continue be shut ins in their mother's basement dwelling on these things eating hot pockets.

>> No.51345338

>>51345313
>However I know its like talking to a brick wall

These men are probably more able to change their positions in life

Talking to women is actually more like talking to a brick wall

>> No.51345381

>>51344805
how do you usually start convo with random girl?

>> No.51345401

>>51344893
What if I'm autistic and can't see subtle social cues?
t. 6'2

>> No.51345472

>>51345381
just say hi and comment something you notice about her or something in the enviroment, it should turn in to a conversation

>> No.51345498

>>51344893
It’s true I am 5’7” and girls reject me all the time because I’m short. I hate women so much it’s unreal.

>> No.51345503

Just be tall and don't be Asian. That's literally all you need to get high quality ass.

>> No.51345504
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>>51345498
who cares bro
manlet chads should inherit the earth

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51345506

>>51344773
>Chad makes eye contact with a girl
>Girl: Oh... Is there something in my hair? When will he talk to me? Thank God I wore a tampon!
>
>You make eye contact
>Girl:*Gets whiplash by looking away so quickly* Oh my Gawd, what a creeep! Are those his... his... sex eyes?!!!! That's it, I'm not coming here alone again!
>
>Chad asks out a girl
>Girl: Why do I feel so tingly down there! Oh my Gawd, I need to buy a new dress! Why did I rush my make up this morning!
>
>Chad asks a girl for directions
>Girl: Yeah, it's down there. The garden is so nice and the coffee they serve is the best in the city. Are you here for the day? I've always wanted to go there and...
>
>After literal years of browsing redpill content, being blackpilled, wasting your youth, getting fit, reading about how to talk to women, you finally talk to one, giving her a friendly greeting and asking how she is
>You: Hi, are you from around here?
>Girl pauses for a split second and then realised you're trying to flirt with her. She screams like a wild banshee, as if she's learnt her family has died in a car accident. Bystanders start to surround both of you. You're bundled over and put in a jail cell.

>> No.51345664

>>51345381
After thinking for a bit, the short/best advice I can give you is this.
Say hello and smile
give a chance, a woman can talk during the entire conversation, so be a good listener
Smile and laugh, you're just having fun. You're a happy guy who loves life, and you're talking to a cute girl, that's the way it should be.
No expectations.
Please, feel free to try and fail. Everyone should know how to flirt.

>> No.51345673

>>51345401
What social cues are you talking about? Do you not know when it's a good time to smile/laugh? Or do you not know the difference between her wanting the conversation to end, and her enjoying it?

>> No.51345679
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>>51344808
>Spend years and years of youth on /biz/ and other finance boards and trial different strategies, become millionaire in the process
>Spend 3 years getting jacked
>Go to social coaching events
>maybe 10-15 years of grind
>Just so you can say hi to a girl
Sometimes I think something isn't right here but I'm just a 4chins autist I don't know what's meant to be right

>> No.51345719

>>51344773
>bitches have no belly ring
0/10 wouldn't bang

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51345778

>>51344773
All HTN's with body halo and decent coloring
This is what a chad looks like facially

>> No.51345793

>>51345664
thanks, but not sure im brave enough to say hello without a good reason for continuing conversation :(

>> No.51345825

>>51344782
I believe these sbitposts are made by trannies because they think by calling everyone a tranny the word will lose meaning, and if everyone is a tranny then no one is. Meaning transgenderism will be even more normalized.
Truth is that it isn't really normalized. Deep down everyone hates troons, we accept it on the surfaces because the Jews orders it to us.

>> No.51345836

>>51344893
I don't know how tall I am, nor if I'm good looking (i believe I am). But my problem is that I'm introverted and I'm scared of talking with people. Even more scared of women.
Still, I know that it's not that hard to get a gf. Just talk and you'll find someone. Girls also need sex and love and many of them also struggle to find a boy. Mostly the ugly ones but they're still good.

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51345887

>>51344773
Oh an incel thread
I love incel threads