/biz/ - Business & Finance

i dont post here often, but a 50% crash is coming in the next two weeks.

>>51341173
Beginning of the End

>>51341183
I got money is SPXS so I sure hope so

Uranium Kings.... All the chuds laughed at us, but were green and they're heemed

>>51341183
So, in other words -30% at which point you'll buy and leave retail still waiting for their -%50 promise from an internet stranger that never materialized.

>>51341208
I sold UEC early at 4.22 because it crabs down to 3 during war fud

>>51341208

What's your UUUU sell target

>>51341173
The queen was Alive during WW2. has she ever said anything about her thoughts on ww2 or hitler or if she thought they were on the wrong side of the war?

cam on oil, lets score some focken goals

I have 1k to spare a month, should i just go for S&P or split in different stocks/ETFs
I won't really need the money for at least a year.
Have 10k in crypto (from mining) + 3k in cash.

>>51341208
I'm happy with UUUU.
It's going to 11.

I'm tempted to have my Roth IRA as REITs in case the stock market just fucking crabs forever

>>51341256
I'm selling 20% at 9, 60% at 10, and 20% at 11.

>>51341208
KING

Alright reddit, you got me with this one. Fuckers.

>>51341265
all in PRTY

>>51341268
>>51341256
>>51341208
We are all gonna make it. I’m going back in uranium tomorrow open

I look at my portfolio and see nothing I want to do with it
I am financially bored
I need something to tinker with

>>51341235
>>51341256
>>51341268
>>51341279
UUUU
U
U
UEC
E
C

Rio Tinto is 60+ per share so HODLING till
these two hit that price at least. Maybe take some profits ?
URANIUM is the FUTURE of ELECTRICITY.

Any steel chads in the house?
X is going to 35.

>futures

why are futures so green?

>>51341304
This

PROFIT off the collapse of the CHINESE economy with YANG AND YXI

Braindead solipsistic elitist assholes

>>51341341
there appears to be more buyers than sellers

>>51341341
Red at open

Well at least the Queen got to go to heaven peacefully at home. Many don't get that dignity.

>>51341371
You didn't answer my question, while that is probably true.

>>51341382
You're question already got answered

The queen dying is a omen. A catalyst to
the crash of all markets. HAHAH

>>51341341
midterms

>>51341235
>>51341256
>>51341268
Nigga we going to 50$

>>51341374
>queen going to heaven
Yeah after all those approved assassinations. I’m sure she will get there

>>51341453
>It happened,so it will happen again

>>51341470
>history repeats itself

>>51341457
you have to let princess diana go man

So how does the queen being dead affect the 1hr into the us market open?

I have Cam Akers in my season long fantasy league and apparently he isn't even fucking going to play. I'll never financially recover from this.

>>51341470
The fundamentals are better this time..... AND the supply deficit is worse....

We are going to Uranus

/leanhogs/ bros... Probably about to get banned for aggressively shitposting on /sp/ like I do every other week so I'm dropping by early to laugh at orange juice niggers.

>FUTURES

>>51341258
No you stupid faggot, she was just some retard who married her cousin and raised a few pedophiles that hung out with child molesters like Jimmy Saville and Jeffrey Epstein.

I get the feeling that October 21 is the last day WBD stock will be cheap... Black Adam film releases that day. Profit will rain down like mad that weekend as the bags of cash pile up. The trailers looked sick.. (in a good way)

>>51341515
i miss the real lean hog poster who posted the thick bitches.

>>51341265
I'm gonna split between TQQQ and RITM, probably pivot to QQQ from TQQQ when I'm worried about a pullback. all of this is down the line, though, I'm in SQQQ right now

>>51341515
lumber's shitcoinery is insane.

>>51341261
What are those dune coons at OPEC+ waiting for? Did Biden pay them off with Ukrainian hookers or something?

CHINESE CPI YOY ACTUAL 2.5% (FORECAST 2.8%, PREVIOUS 2.7%

New reaction image just dropped.

>>51341617
Lockdowns are deflationary when they happen right? It's basically a clamp on demand.

Obviously bad for supply everywhere else though.

Is apple the last domino to fall?

>>51341585
Gold is the shitcoin. All it does is crab down for 24 months even though it is the "alternative currency of the future in bad economic situations"

Lumber is the meme stock that pump and dumps for bo reason because it is funny

Lean hogs are blue chip stocks

>>51341623

>>51341617
Room for Xi to stimulate.

>>51341604
hell if I know. Maybe the stuff people are saying about china being in a really terrible state right now is true. They might pull back if there is fuckery afoot, but legitimate demand destruction it may not be a good idea to cede market share to foreign producers.

>>51341604
I think they're seeing if it'll correct on its own.

>>51341649
No, you're thinking of DPZ.

Cash gang what bobo do you look like? For me its pic related. We gotta show up and be proud in front of those cowfags, body positive is all that matters.

>>51341708
I like this one

>When he pulls out his 75 bps interest rate hike

/smg/ you better stop quiet quitting before you get quiet fired!

Why didn't you dumbfucks short DWAC, it was an obvious short. Too many Trumptards on this general. Their floorless convertible structure means that PIPE investors want the share price as low as possible. The most grifty loan structure on planet Earth and that's what Donald Trump uses for his SPAC. Lol. Lmao, even. Jej, one might say.

>>51341173
What is ISEE and why has it been gigapumping lately?

>>51341761
Kys

>>51341662
>>51341623
Why is that bear drinking piss? Why are bobos like this?

>>51341776
>t. Trumptard
Lmao you sunk so many costs into that orange dipshit and now you trump cultists are glued stuck for the whole ride. DWAC vol surfaces didn't lie, that extension vote says it all.

>>51341173
Winter is coming biz bros, only the strong will survive.

>>51341761
I did when it pumped 6% the other day for no reason and on the news that the merge vote was faltering. Then it pumped another 6% for no reason and they just postponed the vote again because apparently you can do that and deadlines don't matter.

>>51341776
DWAC-K
>I bet you were the one bought at 90

>>51341797
>only the strong will survive.
You mean the one that prints the most

>>51341808
whoa now, I don't think Japan is going to make it

>>51341776
this is you, isnt it?

>>51341761
I did predict it would be fucked for going public, it and rumble are the types of companies that should never go public. Too many enemies on Wall St.

>>51341782
I'll drink your bull piss and then eat your corpse. Bears might not be the smartest in the animal kingdom but they're going to eat you if they want to. I smell weakness

Why did everything pump today again? No reason whatsoever?

>>51341798
>>51341800
Kek, you got in a bit late but there's still a lot of downside. DWAC has again delayed its special meeting of the shareholders till 05:00 p.m. ET today.

Now, one might wonder how is DWAC trading at $23 when they clearly don't have the votes to prevent liquidating at $10. I think cuz they have 3-6 months to get the votes(?)

>Be DWAC exec.
>Sell as many $20 puts for next week for $10M in premium.
>Spends $2.8M to extend 3 months

Sponsor can pay $ 2.8million to extend 3 months. Market is betting on it it looks like. But this stock is headed down the shitter. Short DWAC when possible
>>51341825
It's just that right wing alt-social medias are fucking retarded. I just don’t believe in alt-tech. It’s too niche for any software or social company to reach profitability. The market is too small and even if you capture all of the segment, you won’t be profitable because you’re a tech company with high R&D costs.

Gab is another altright Twitter clone that will never be a profitable investment long term if public. The synagogue shooter in Pittsburgh announced his intention to go through with his attack on Gab. Their CEO Andrew Torba is openly antisemitic.

It's dumbshit like this which is why altright media/software will always be a pump and dump because these retards literally involve themselves in terror cells

From DWAC's 10-Q. They can extend w/o shareholder vote until March according to this 10-Q. It's an opportunity to go short I guess lel.

>>51341844
the price of energy is way down and inflation has been defeated. Pay no attention to the CEO of Recession Fears behind the curtain. He is a cunt.

>>51341708

>futures

>>51341844
Jews are waiting until after the midterms to let everything go to hell

>>51341850
nobody cares about antisemitism. And terror cells? Dude you are retarded. The real problem with rightwing media spaces is that they are anti porn. All the popular media stuff is full of porn. Twitch, Twitter, Facebook, Reddit, hell even 4chan, all has porn.

am I retarded?
why are 1! futures so far off from what others are showing?

>>51341824
Lmaoooo holy fuck how can people not see the writing on the wall - DWAC was destined to get liquidated. It's just a fucking ponzi at the end of the day that is okay because SPAC's face less scrutinization from regulators than standard IPO's since the shell company is assessed not the merged company (TMTG ,Trump's media thing).

Fuck me Trump is a god tier grifter, he knows how to string along white american tards
>>51341902
You're a fucking moron because you're some white dude who posts on 4chan and thinks the reason that alt-right medias don't take off is because of their anti-porn stance and not literally being a social media platform for mass shooters, casual racists, Nazi LARPers, glowies, Qtards, MAGAtards, etc.

I shouldn't need to explain this to you but when you're on 4chan trying to explain that anti-porn stances are why altright medias aren't feasible as investments, i realize that your world view is likely beyond batshit insane.

I got a hundred bucks, what do I put it in?

>>51341935
Mass shooters are on every platform.

>>51341937
Rum

>>51341850

>It's just that right wing alt-social medias are fucking retarded.

They are but not for the reasons you are listing. The "R&D costs" are bullshit, most of these companies are just bloated to hell with useless people trying to invent problems to solve to justify their exorbitant salaries while the CEO desperately burns investor capital chasing anything he can sell as "growth".

The core functionality of a twitter clone with some advertising slapped on is very simple. Shit does not need to be complex.

The actual problem with any website allowing actual right-wing opinions is that the web infrastructure companies (which are a monopoly) would deplatform them, and so would any and all payment processors. Until alternative friendly infrastructure is set up they are ultimately doomed. Even if they tried there'd likely be government action to thwart it. TPTB see censorship as vital.

>>51341304
Ya going to sell my SIGA to by URNM on its next red day

>>51341399
It's now the episode of king Charles III the reptile strikes back

>>51341935
I think alt tech has potential it just isn't appealing to normalfags. It would be hard to wean them off Twitter and YouTube and so on but it can definitely be done, the leadership just isn't there.

>>51341954
You cannot be genuinely stupid enough to think that R&D costs are not a material expense and capital sink for these software companies. Rumble (CFVI spac), DWAC, Gab, etc. are all just constrained by their limited userbase - most normal human beings won't use these conservative right wing shithole platforms.

CFVI/Rumble is an Alt-Tech company providing cloud services (think AWS but for fascists and neo nazis). Gab and truth social use rumble as their cloud services provider. I just don’t believe in alt-tech. It’s too niche for any software company to reach profitability. The market is too small and even if you capture all of the segment, you won’t be profitable because you’re a tech company with high R&D costs

Perhaps high R&D isn’t unique to a cloud service provider (when compared within the tech sector). But that line of business necessitates a huge capex spend, because you’re buying up land, building data centers, and paying for lots of hardware. AWS is incredibly capital intensive, but after a decade plus of operation they’ve finally got the flywheel turning because they’ve captured a third of the market share.


Basically you are retarded as fuck and don't realize that there are literally "web infrastructure companies" out there like Rumble who explicitly will not deplatform right wing social media. But these web infrastructure companies like Rumble/CFVI are destined to fail because once again no one wants a platform full of QAnon types and mass shooters

>>51341994
The whole point is you're supposed to appeal to normalfags who are well adjusted human beings and not white dudes from idaho who think the jews are actively trying to genocide him. That way you can actually capture a decent market share to reach profitability. Or else you are fucked. see this post >>51341997
to explain that alt-tech space for right wingers

Honestly surprised some retard in /smg/ isn't shilling the "hidden gem" that is AMRS to start a new pump and dump cycle there.
Does that mean we finally are out of newfags?

You can laugh at my portfolio all you want but the real honest truth is this: This ain't my only source of retirement. Yeah big shocker I know.. Actually it's just one out of 3 (well four considering I never plan on touching my emergency fund; it'll just keep growing fatter). The other shocker; uh my pension is/will be so fat come retirement time that all my expenses will be covered with some green left over each month.. oh hey that's fixing to grow even fatter next year cause I'm getting another salary boost.. That leaves my fat 401k just sitting there all lonesome growing fatter cause I ain't having to touch it till I'm 72 (then your forced to). Never minding the free uh boost money I get to dump into it either (vacation time converts into cash which gets rolled into 401k avoiding a nasty tax hit). Oh and I can retire at age 54 to. (I'm not even 40 yet)..

>>51342013
just out of curiosity, are you convinced the entire viewership of fox news network should be on a no fly list?

>>51341997
>no one wants
Meaning they'll have their payment processing cut off by the cartel, the app duopoly will delist them so boomers can't find them. Correct.

Sell everything

>>51342086
It's a sunday too.

>>51342013
Pretty much, that's why Telegram is probably the only truly successful alt-tech, which isn't even really "alt" in certain countries.

>>51342070
No lmao, don't be overdramatic. You and I both know that Fox news is incredibly milquetoast compared to the fucking loons on alt-tech platforms like Truth Social/Gab.
There is a huge market share constraint on these type of alt-right social media companies and that is why none of them have actually raised capital to go public without doing super dogshit trashy capital raises like a fucking floorless convertible loan as DWAC did.
No serious institutional investors want to give alt-tech companies money so they have to resort to having the most fucked capital structures on this planet.

Seriously lol DWAC's convertible note structure is just laughable. PIPE investors are incentivized by lower share price, PIPE investors can short stock, etc etc.

>>51342017
Some hedge fund came here recently trying to shill it and they got chased out, with our John Melo knowledge.

>>51342096
I would not put Telegram in the same bucket as Gab/Truth Social. They're not even close imo.

Telegram is just something used by a lot of vatniks and chinks and programmer autists.

Gab/Truth Social is a whole politicized thing, a platform to own the libs (and definitely not plan mass shootings hahaha).

>>51341341
Jews.

>>51341505
You fail to consider the fact that this is a clown market.

>>51342058
What do you do anon? Larp as somebody important?

>>51342017
robinhood gave my friend a free AMRS share couple years ago and it went from like $2->$8 lmao

>>51342111
>and definitely not plan mass shootings hahaha
>what is Discord

>>51342111
>and definitely not plan mass shootings hahaha
Feds only do that on Discord.

>>51342097
I'm amazed that you saying DWAC is doomed to fail is a controversial take.

do DWAC "investors" exist? I assumed everyone was just trading it. The fucking stock existed before Truth Social even launched so retards could YOLO into a non-existent company with a non-existent product.

SHIT I FORGOT NIGGERBALL WAS ON

>>51342111
>(and definitely not plan mass shootings hahaha)
You mean... federal agents discord servers?

Goldman Sachs jews are warning people about a "cash panic" on September 20th.

What the fuck is a cash panic? How do I prepare?

>>51342203
Liquidity crisis I assume

>>51342203
Probably when the EU margin calls for the utilities must be resolved which is going to trigger
>>51342215
as everyone rushes to meet the crunch and the feds not printing because they want an even stronger dollar to reload the monetary punt.

DUDE THAT NIGGER CAUGHT THE BALL SO DAMN GOOD WHAT THE FUCK. WHITES GOT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

>>51342203
why September 20th?

So its gonna be an exit pump friday,to a gigadump next week?

>>51341515
Orange juice niggas rise up

>>51342140
I work for the state. I do "nothing" and get paid pretty decently for doing it to.. (Honestly I do take my job seriously, just I'm to damn good at it that I tend to get it all done way to fast so loads of downtime; irony is a bitch. My actual education/interests are in a totally different field. Way more money if things had gone differently but I'd have lost my early retirement perk so yeah. Thank god things worked out like they did)

>>51342247
Shemitah ending soon?

One of my idiot zoomer employees threw 13 large bags of trash into the fucking recycle dumpster for "reasons". So I had to fucking dumpster dive and pull all the trash out. Luckily some of the bags tore open which made it that much more fun. Zoomers you need to repent. I'm /cashgang/ now. Give me a 5x guaranteed stock right fucking now for penance.

>>51342284
NGE

>>51342306
>Nigeria ETF
I'm only getting more angry now

>>51342284
I like TX and it's went up 5% since I bought after the euro steel mills shut down. Has a fat divy on top of it. I didn't want to leverage up but with options it could 5x on pure retarded buyin

>>51342306
I’m going all in

>>51342284
HUT

>>51342342
oil is bussin tonight

>>51342268
To give an idea of uh how old I am lets just say that when I first started for the state in order to get hired you first had to meet the minimum reqs then you also had to take an exam. The questions you were asked were based on the job you applied for. You had to score above 85% in order to even be considered. Oh all this exam stuff wasn't done on computer. All paper. At an office. Later they done away with the exam part and made it solely on meeting the requirements. Like I said; Irony. Job wasn't even one I had any education in, schooling wise anyway.

>>51342203
https://youtu.be/Hhy7JUinlu0?t=425

I have a stinkin' feeling none of the problems from the last crash were ever addressed or fixed. When Europe takes a tumble it isn't gonna be long until the whole western world feels the pain.

eu is doomed

>>51342284
SOXL Calls

How high will the Fed be able to raise? The bond market is saying another ~100bps.

>>51342315
>Nigeria ETF
Not a bad idea. Their economy is growing fast and they are already building a gas pipeline to there from Europe. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ifVry9f38I

>>51342434
I just sold my SOXL today so now would be the time it giga moons.
>>51342477
The volume is abysmal though.

>>51341667
the bull of wall street has spoken

>>51342451
that'd be this coming hike and a useless 25 bp hike before the new year lol

>>51342284
OWLT

>>51342203
>Gigacorp has bills or something
>Too dumb to keep cash on hand for them
Not.
My.
Problem.

>>51342477
A video of niggers laying pipe and it doesn't even have an age requirement to view. shame on youtube

>there are retards in this thread that think SOXL will moon while Brandon is president

>>51342525
But nobody is having kids and everyone is infertile now due to the vaxx.

>futures

>>51341258
The good guys will win in the end

>>51342353
You're gonna get another 350m SPR barrels dumped on you and you're gonna LIKE IT.

>>51342573
The arabs are pissed. Below $100 is bad, but below $90 is unacceptable. There's already talk of a 1 million barrel per day cut (equaling the SPR releases).

RIP anon who shorted DOCU. Also, I'm getting the urge to buy into GUSH at these levels.

>>51342451
>Mortgage applications hit 22-year lows
They're going to keep raising until the job is done. Home prices need to fall 25% or more to support these high interest rates.
The stock market isn't going to be making new highs while the mortgage market is in free fall.
Even if they were to stop hiking now, it would be a sucker's rally. So they're ripping the band-aid off.

>>51342389
So I passed my exam. Then you basically wait. For them to call you if they want you in for an interview. This takes ages. Seriously. I think it took a month before I got my call. By then I'd done forgotten all about it till the phone call jogged my memory. Back in the day all interviews were done by people who worked in the same division that posted the job. (not anymore. Now they do it by a 3 member panel, one works in the division who posted the job. The other two are pulled from different divisions. Supposed to be more "fair" (yeah right.. wink wink). If you impressed the panel then they'll call you again in another month. This final meeting is when they show you around and you sign a shat load of paperwork. My case they gave me 2 weeks before I had to start work.

Lol. I fucking hate this country. Fuck america. Does anybody actually believe this shit? This has got to be the biggest load of shit ive ever read.

The British royal family has been unironic inbreds, morons, and sleazebags for going on centuries now.
>>51342451
4% is the unofficial "Target" rate

>>51342636
>levin

>>51342628
Fed will hike until something breaks. They will only take a breather once inflation is under control otherwise.

>>51342642
Elizabeth was queen too long and wasnt even that inspiring. Rest of the royals languished.

>>51342610
Has someone explained to them that if we're in a global vibe-cession (which is a good thing), demand is going to drive the price of their only asset down and there's fuck all they can do about it?

>>51342643
hypothetically, if I found her on twitter and told her that I would rape and murder her (in minecraft of course) would the mods attempt to ban me?

>>51342636
That one soifag that cries about DWAC everyday probably jerks himself to sleep over articles like this

>>51342668
post your hands + nose, please and thank you.

>>51342649
They're only doing this because they've previously been able to hide all the demons. This isn't going to be a quick v-shaped recovery that can be fixed by lowering rates again. We're headed for a severe recession.
The government will likely make it worse by launching new spending programs, instead of cutting the chaff.

As I said before the Ukraine war started, we'll be lucky if this decade ends without WW3.

>>51342667
Pretty sure that happens every day on twitter.
>>51342665
There still isn't demand destruction, the only "demand destruction" is from self imposed chink lockdowns.

>>51342636
This article is probably bullshit, buy politics aside, I could actually see trump selling intelligence documents for money just to give the US the middle finger for fucking him over.

I seriously think the universe doesn't want me to have a happy life...
I'm about to take my first vacation next week in over two years, and BAM... check engine light
ftge

>>51342682
Want to see my hands Anon?

>>51342699
It is probably an oxygen sensor

>>51342628
would house prices eventually start goign back up in the face of high rates just because the cost to build a new home will skyrocket and construction companies will become insolvent?

>>51342687
Gov already passed over a trillion in stimulus before the midterms this summer. They are only making this process take longer as you are implying. Unemployment is providing a great cover for hikes. A long recession would be even better for creating competetive markets by destroying zombie corps. The US is the only country really capable of this specific strategy due to the dollar milkshake. Rest of the world is going to tongue american anus for dollars.

>>51342699
Check engine light is a sort of catch all thing. Can be many things. Typical case is the fuel burn mix ain't right (O2 sensor or gas cap ain't tight enough, or maybe water in the gas). Don't worry about it unless the car is shaking or some shit.

>>51342326
I was under the impression that the EU economy was going to collapse due to energy shortages

>>51342699
catalytic converter

>>51342694
by mods I mean 'police or federal agents' and by ban I mean 'throw me in jail for free speech'.
>>51342711
id rather you show me your positions

>>51342636
>things that make you go hmm
>by Bess Levin

>>51342714
>>51342726
>>51342730
I went to O'Reilly and got the code. It's a misfire, so hopefully not TOO serious, but I'm going to take it to a shop tomorrow anyway and see what they think, hopefully cleaning the fuel system or something will be enough. It only has 51,000 miles...
It's just... I guess this is what happens when I start looking forward to something. I knew it that was a mistake...

>>51342726
That is retarded. Be a real man and fix your car yourself. Start by buying a bluetooth obd scanner on amazon for <$20.

>>51341959
>it's next red day
It's been red every day for a month
>to buy urnm
So you are going to sell your meme bags at a loss to buy more meme bags that are already up 100%? Never change /smg/

>>51342717
There is supply and demand yes. New housing is rather expensive due to the cost of skilled labour in short supply and materials etc. If a recession were to happen those things would ease and become cheaper though. Mortgage demand disappearing due to rates going up along with risk premiums will drive housing down

>>51342749
honestly though, if an o2 sensor or your catalytic converter gives out, and your state doesn't have mandatory vehicle penis inspections, fuck it and drive it with the light on

>>51341258
She never stated her opinion on anything. Except for Diana.

>>51342717
Boomers will do what they have been doing for decades. Enacting more zoning laws and housing regulations to keep back affordable housing and only make larger McMansions be built.

>>51342749
Unseat the spark plugs and check for potential damage and then reseat them. It could also be the ECU failing to fire or coil pack etc.

>>51342774
The royal family was nothing more than glorified real estate brokers. The legitimate worship died decades ago.

>>51342764
Ok
>>51342789
I don't know how to do any of that, and I live in apartment building, I don't have anywhere to work on it

>>51342749
No joke I'm literally having the exact same problem. I put fuel cleaner in but it still has quite a bit of gas in the tank before it goes through the cleaner. I think it's from using too much cheap fuel trying to save money...

>>51342284
Why didn’t you just leave them in the recycle dumpster, you fucking retard

>>51342284
You were in the right thing at the right price for once Rocker (SOXL) and you sold the bottom like a little bitch. Anyways buy DFEN it's self hedged because if the world collapses it pumps and if everything pumps it pumps

Did I buy the 5 year absolute low of intel?

>>51342812
>Nigger wants to lazily undermine the orderly functioning of society
Quelle surprise

>>51342820
>literal best possible year for DFEN
>still 20% loss ytd
Dont buy castified comps

best stock market/economic daily podcast?

I'm not going to listen to some schmuck. I want to know who is out there with his thumb on the pulse of what the fuck is actually happening.

Landlords are still in denial for a pivot.

>>51342806
My car takes the 93, and I always fill it up with that... but who knows, I could have just gotten bad fuel or something lately. It's probably overdue for a fuel system clean anyway... so hopefully this fixes it. At this point, I'll pay whatever to make the issue go away before next week, I don't want to have to rent a car AND have this one fixed...

>>51342812
Because I got a complaint from the facilities manager you do nothing cubicle cuck rung licking nigger monkey!

>>51342717
House prices immediately shoot up all the time as fast as they can and any zoomer who's hoping to buy the bottom is going to be left renting and seething
t. every prior generation who thought the same thing
You're looking a very rare sure-thing decline over the next couple years. I would say don't overthink it.
>>51342775
This

>>51342849
Listen to the WSJ podcasts

>>51342898
>wait for housing to bottom out
>purchase cheap, high premium
>jews orchestra a collapse after a year
>rates go back to zero, you refinance
>reduce premiums by 50% or more

>>51342847
>best possible year for DFEN
>Democrat in office
>no active war

He asked for a 5x. DFEN has 5x potential and is a safe play at a good entry. Zoom out nigger

>>51342906
link?

If we pump big tomorrow do I go all in on next weeks puts?

>>51342820
I didn't sell the bottom. I walked away with a 4% profit which on $7k ain't nothing to whine about.

>>51342895
Why does the facilities manager give a shit?
Tell that tight assed cunt to fucking blow it out her ass.
Boom. Easy. Done.

>>51342933
If it is like my workplace, we get kickbacks from the recyclers.

>>51342850
i hate single unit landlords so much, shit up the housing market for shitty return on capital and spread out everywhere each building needing separate maintenance and lawn care fucking idiots watch too much hgtv with more debt than common sense

>>51342931
I'm gonna make more on $450 than you made on $7000. I dunno how you can diamond hands SIGA and bitch out of SOXL near 52 week lows

>>51342944
>we get kickbacks from the recyclers
Wtf is this shit.
What do you mean kickbacks from the recyclers?
You mean some faggot pays you to use the trash can instead of the recycling bin? Are you fucking serious?
Is it the driver guy or, like, management of the recycling plant?
Is it cash and off the books or how tf does that work?

>>51342933
I work in Ann arbor, you do the math on that one.

>>51342921
>europe out of military equipment
>also is broke
>usa is out of militant equipment to give out too
>so usa is just printing money instead
>boeing planes keep murdering

>>51342850
>holding off buying even though prices down
There’s a horde of retards out there with buyers remorse that will fight you tooth and nail to claim that’s wrong

>>51341258
Only Edward VIII said anything like that.

>>51342966
Recycling is very profitable.

>>51342969
> Ann arbor
So then you tell the tight assed NIGGER to blow it out their ass.
See what I did there?

>>51342983
>out of equipment
>murder

Bullish as fuck I'm buying more long dated calls tomorrow

>>51343004
So is it kickbacks to use the recycling thing or to not use the recycling thing?
I’m still perplexed by this apparent black market for literal garbage

>>51343012
Typical office nigger. The real world doesn't work the way it does in the office. The real work gets done outside the cubicle.

>>51343026
They pay you by the ton for office paper and aluminum. It isn't very complicated.

>>51343026
Kick backs for using the recycler presumably. Even though 90% of recyclables (such as paper) arent profitable or arent recyclable (pizza boxes. Grease stains make it impossible) as well as not all plastic being recyclable equally (they have to be sorted) there is still incredible money in it for companys to pick up recyclables and find the good shit to recycle and then ship the rest/landfill it.

LET IT ROCK!
And I sing about angels like Angela (rock)
And XI JING PING (rock)
And Samantha (rock)
And Kim Jong-un (rock)
And Tamara (rock)

>>51343055
BULLISH

I see your dirty american face
High behind your fast food
What is done in pain
Truth is hard to swallow
So you pray to God
To justify the way you live a lie
And you take your time
And you do your crime
Well you made your bed
I'm in mine
Because when CHINA Arrives
We, We bring the fire
Make you come alive
I can take you GDP higher
What this is, faggot?
I must now remind you
Let CHINA ROCK
China Rock
Let China Rock
When he cursed his name
Turned, and chased the dollar
But it broke his heart
So we stuck his middle finger
To the world
To the world
To the world
And you take your time
And you stand in line
Well you'll get what's yours
I got mine
Because when we arrive
We, we bring the fire
Make you come alive
I can take you higher
I must now remind you
Let China Rock
China Rock
Let China ROCK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnhMWT1P5Ls

>>51343103
China will never invade as they have rockets that can hit 3gd

>>51343130
Yeah okay... great argument.

reminder rebel china were not advanced enough to manufacture their own ballpoint pens until 2017. Youd think they would be used to working with a tiny tip and balls

>>51343159
i've seen her asshole

>we are going to rename the disease because it has a racist name
Never renamed it
>99% gay males have it
Fight the stigma it's not a gay disease
>cases are down but it's a bad thing
Because white men stole the science juice
>buy SIGA
Even though the government only shills vaccines

I hate clown world so much it's unreal

>>51343103
>I see your dirty american face
>High behind your fast food
>What is done in pain
>Truth is hard to swallow
>So you pray to God
>To justify the way you live a lie
>And you take your time
>And you do your crime
>Well you made your bed
>I'm in mine
>Because when CHINA Arrives
>We, We bring the fire
>Make you come alive
>I can take you GDP higher
>What this is, faggot?
>I must now remind you
>Let CHINA ROCK
>China Rock
>Let China Rock
>When he cursed his name
>Turned, and chased the dollar
>But it broke his heart
>So we stuck his middle finger
>To the world
>To the world
>To the world
>And you take your time
>And you stand in line
>Well you'll get what's yours
>I got mine
>Because when we arrive
>We, we bring the fire
>Make you come alive
>I can take you higher
>I must now remind you
>Let China Rock
>China Rock
>Let China ROCK

>>51343184
That is inappropriate...

just had two crisp shell tacos and thinking about a third

>>51343047
To be fair I tell my people to throw most of the shit away. The thing about liberal office cucks is they don't really care rather shit is recycled and that they're doing a god thing for the planet, they just want to think they are doing a good thing for the planet. There is no follow up needed. But here's the thing. They each have a recycle bin in their offices. They decide to throw everything in it, glass, plastic, paper, etc. But we don't get paid to sort trash and it sure as fuck isn't in the contract, so I tell my employees to bag it and chuck it. It feels especially good when some Dudley do right faggot brings his recyclables from home in (which is strictly forbidden) and I get to throw it out. They put the effort to bring their shit from home thinking they were a good person and that shit ends up in a landfill kek.

>>51343188
I declare this man an enemy of the Chinese State. Please deduct -47 points. You are now in violation of the Chinese State disinformation act of 2022. Please remove yourself from the internet immediately. Your internet passport is now invalid.

>>51342966
>>51343004
when I worked at mattress firm we got paid to send all of our used metal bed frames to one place and all of the old mattresses to another.

>>51343204
I fucked this lefty librarian chick this summer and she was the type to sort her recyclables and she asked me if I would take them with me to drop off when I left. I said sure. Pitched em straight in the trash. Total whore let me cum in her mouth and fuck raw on the first date. She's doing her part to save the world God bless

>>51343234

>>51343280
XI daddy is going to steal you seed and re-name it the Xing-Seed Factory of Beijing.

>>51343260
Fucking kek, you are one based lad.

Anyway I talked to Boeing anon. He said I should stick to individual stocks. I do better that way. I know what meme stocks are about to pop, but I'm boy great at predicting the market movements as a whole. That's why I took profits on SOXL

>>51343204
you aren't wrong about office retards not sorting their recyclables. We have that problem too and the recycling people complain fairly often.

>>51343234

>>51343326
I'm not waste management so I don't care. The waste management company at one account is fucking up and only empty's the company like twice a week and it needs to be done every day, so trash bags get left all around the dumpster because it's overfilled. The facilities manager got pissed and emailed the owner of the company because the trash build up is unsightly. I just texted my boss, "not my problem" in so many words. I'm a cleaner not waste management. Bother someone else over it.

Since becoming an smg regular i have lost 90% of my portfolio value. Please clap

>>51343326
at my old condo the waste management company refused to pick up because the geriatric old fucks who lived there would put whatever they felt like in the recycling, and wouldn't stop bagging recycling despite being told numerous times

You guys don't actually hold positions <10% of your portfolio right? There so small do don't mean anything

>>51343204
I don’t give a flying fuck if my shit is recyclable or not.
I actually don’t even own a recycling bin.
I’d already heard most of the recycled shit ends up in the trash anyways, but yeah, those libcucks really just feel happy when they don’t feel directly responsible for “all that evil shit” or whatever

>>51343373
Based. You will never see real panic until you see the eyes of normalfags with no trash pickup.

haven't really looked into it but i saw a penn & teller where they said recycling is bullshit so i just go with that

>>51343313
BABA is an interesting buy I'm looking at right now. If chinks start eating each other for survival I think it's still pretty near the floor. If you don't wanna go foreign I wouldn't buy most shit tomorrow after the tard pump. Better off staying cash or selling puts on something you would be okay buying.. like $13 SOXL puts for 9/16 are paying like $70 a week just to park your money

>>51343416
not proud of it, but would

>>51343405
Penn & Teller are pro advocate of Vaccines. You Faggot.

>>51343260
>Total whore let me cum in her mouth and fuck raw on the first date. She's doing her part to save the world God bless
Probably doesn’t want to have kids either; doing her part about overpopulation or whatever.

When they’ve all died out at their own hand, we can probably go bomb the shit out of africa

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-TZqOsVCNM

this is fucking ASS

what is better that I can watch??

>>51343378
I would rather giga leverage a small position than bogglehead bags all year like a faggot in this market

>bitchcoin already at 20k
Yeah next week is gonna doomp

>>51343434
Bingo. Everyone I fuck nowadays is demoralized and flat out says they never want kids and have no faith in the future of America. IUDs are cool though because condoms are pretty fucking gay

>>51343431
Werent they also anti-vaxx in the P&T Bullshit show?

>>51343476
Isn't September just magical?

you guys promised the coast would be nuked this year. and yet im still alive.

It's really funny watching the greatest crash in real time. This fucking clown market is going to be in the history books. But All of us ANONs will be deleted and erased from history, but I will remember. I will be the Ann Frank of /smg/ and I will re-tell history. I will write about the gay frogs trying to make some little money buying high and selling low and bragging about it. The fat jew anime faggot jew married to some gay japanese fake 3d character. And the baggot who married a ugly korean tranny. So many fun stories to share. I will be the hero you don't deserve but really need.

>>51343476
>CPI comes out
>Cold as ice as oil has plunged and food has gone down
>FOMC meeting, JPow says acknowledges cooling inflation and says they will wait and see what the data shows after hiking
>Market pumps for the rest of the year

Bull bros...we're going home

>>51343528
>and yet im still alive
And thats a good thing,right?

>>51343496
>IUDs are cool though
Kek IUDs are fucking great

So I live right downtown in my town. I drink beer most nights and people watch out my window while I smoke. I noticed there is a vagabond or two in town that dig through the dumpster at night looking for recyclables. Being the drunk I am I always have an excess of cans and bottles. I understand the struggle of being poor but also understand that free money comes with consequences. I left bags of cans by the dumpster a couple of times this week. Noticed that they were always gone the next morning. Last night I saw a mother fucker physically grab them. Felt good to know I personally financed man's alcoholism. This night was different though. My neighbor Diane has a jack Russell. He shits in the tiny grass area in the parking lot. I had a ful bag of cans ready for the deadbeat. Grabbed a small piece of dogshit and put it in the bag of recyclables, shook it, then set it next to the dumpster.

>mfw I see some deadbeat run across the boulevard with my bag excited

>>51343528
Did you hear about the commiefornia bitch that got beheaded in front of her kids?

>>51343539
nigger tongue smell my anus.

>>51343539
Sure the US cpi might come lower,but EU is gonna shit its pants,again.Cant say about japan but its not looking good

What did she know?

>>51343496
I've convinced my past couple girlfriends to get the IUDs. I've done incredibly degrading things and used them as cum dumpsters. And they were probably being degenerate hoes with the guys before me. Two of them have gotten married since. If only their husbands knew.

>>51343569
I never thought she was so pretty. don't get what the big deal about her was

>>51343599
You will never be an elite. You don't understand class, prestige and intelligence beauty.

AKA eugenics.

>>51343533
It's all just a clown show pump and dump casino friend. Just steal a few shekels from the jews every day while the ship sinks.

>>51343581
>getting married
HahahhahahahahahahHahHahahahahhaha

>>51343599
Queen had her killed, question is what for?

>>51343633
To be fair she was fucking a Muslim...

>>51343599
That's a 10/10 in bongland

>>51342284
CLEAN IT UP JANNY

Scoopsies owes me sex.

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=TmtkLP_jcEI&feature=share

the queen checked her folio and croaked, may she rest in peace

>>51343727
I can confirm that this is how all women are

my wife's mom got taken by a con man who stole everything she owned, ruined her credit for years (couldn't rent an apartment, open a new card, anything), totalled her car driving it down stairs at a school... and even after all that she was meeting him to fuck in parking lots

>>51342812
Most of the larger refuse haulers have cameras pointed into the hopper of the trucks. Poos in India scour hours upon hours of footage with lat/long time stamps to charge the shit out of customers for contamination and extras.

>>51341297
I'm a Party City man.

>>51343765
I bet he had a huge cock

Bobo status: hermed

>>51343765
some people cant be saved, turn that nigga in and get paid

>>51343765
Sounds like he got her pussy wet. What does your wife say about it? You know she might take after her mom and like that kind of thing too

>>51343820
i think he actually went to prison cos he was doing it to like 5 or 6 women

>>51343765
Sounds like a hentai plot

DXY getting crushed. Burnt. Its fields salted. Its negroes unleashed, loosed upon the land.

>>51343749
Yee, nigguh.
I like to record my hookers without telling them now.
Might try making some money off those vids like the BRCC dude sometime

>>51343860
I save everything scoopsies...

>>51343767
>Poos in India scour hours upon hours of footage with lat/long time stamps to charge the shit out of customers for contamination and extras
Who gets the big charge?
I don’t recall paying money for my trash to get picked up, nigguh.
Sounds like I should be charging faggots for my trash if anything from what the other anon was saying

>>51343860
>paying them

>>51343876
jfc rocker it's after dark

>>51343876
That one was a long ass time ago, my man.
The doxx details only increase the price and audience, nigguh.
Look up “elizabeth hawkensen”

>>51343876
I'm pretty sure she is a descendant of Genghis Khan

>>51343370
Sorry, best I can do is point out that you've got FaG in your ID.

>>51343886
Is that another one of your fat chicks, jam anon?

Man I'm so done with being one of the golems but I still think the best way I can succeed is from a light bearer... I see apple bursting but I'm fucking so gay at timing the drop... should I just play weekly's?

Cpi will be low and gas light the bugbears. Market will pop off and I'll buy puts...

Just say fuck it and do 5$ otm 2 weeks out at that point? Wtf is the optimal play when institutions control the sticker price?

>>51343889
This is when I thrive.
>>51343892
You should have married that Genghis Khan barbarian warrior. She was pre med I bet she makes bank.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYFtQnc0-GI
dead whore

New

>>51343915
>>51343915

>>51343893
Scoopsies all I ask is at the Vegas /smg/ meetup, you have one dance with me and I'll leave your bussy alone forever.

>>51343907
Asian girls are a “dorrar” a dozen

>>51343893
I am pretty sure that is a man

>>51343921
i say we rent a big pink humvee and go out to the bunny ranch and get some of these anons laid for the first time

>>51343920
Fuck off with these super early threads

>>51343921
Oof. I’m visiting commiefornia within the next couple weeks for work, nigguh.
Gonna miss another opportunity, mr fat hands?