/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>51335260
if you put yourself in the position where you need to evict it's your fault. you're either slumlording or are bad at screening tenants.

idiot said it would cost $2,000 for a new water heater installed. I built my own for $50

It meets code, all the code says is "unit must have hot water"

>>51335293
rents go up faster than wages. Every wagie will get evicted eventually. If you ain't evicting you aint raising rent enough. get them up king

where are the rentoids at

>>51335260
>CNBC viewers also watch this channel
Wow, you're a fag!

>>51335260
HAHAHA CLEAN IT UP LANDIE

>>51335260
This kid grew up in an upper 6 figure household, got his real estate license at 18, and used his family connections to get clients right before the 2008 crash. He buys this house for $76k and gets godly tenants that stick around for 10 years. He says he never raised rent but he was likely charging between $2000-$2500 the whole time.

Then houses moon, and stay mooning while stocks/crypto start to decline, but he says, "because I moved from Cali", is why he sold. Gotta remind that mind virus part of his audience "Cali bad" or they won't keep watching.

Then, despite having a management company, spends ~$1000 on a flight to get in the building to make
a youtube video on short notice. The management company will handle all the actual assessment of damages and hiring contractors, he isn't their to provide input.

This is maybe $10k of repairs, the place is just fucking dirty, that's all. He would have needed to repaint/fix the floors regardless of the cleanliness of the tenants.

Very whiny imo

why are renters such bad people?
imagine being a landlord, providing a service to people so they have a place to live, and this is the thanks you get?

>>51335306
Why is it plugged into that thing in the bottom left

>>51336797
He makes like multiple millions a month in youtube ad revenue as well.

>>51335260
Housing isn't a right in burgerstan

>>51336797
How nice of him, he's providing decades of his good reputation, financial health and trust to be able to pool money together and purchase properties which other people cannot purchase due to being fucking retarded and financially disabled mentally, and he lets those same people live in his own properties at a price which they can't afford to pay off a loan at! What a humble guy and great story. But then you pop up to write a leftist meme about how mad you are at successful people. Very whiny imo

>>51336919
wow that's so sad.
it's sickening to see these insane rentroids preying on the most vulnerable people in our society.
I know quite a few landlords who have moved back to Israel because of how badly they're treated here.

>>51335260
I had a landlord who wrote the following shit in the lease:
>must socialize with neighbors and be an active participant in organizing neighborhood social events
>must improve the landscaping of the property, particularly the backyard. All improvements must be approved by landlord. Simply mowing and maintaining the current appearance isn’t enough
>landlord reserves the right to enter the property at any time without notice to perform impromptu inspections

Gonna repost me fucking over a parasite landlord

>live at apartment for 2 years
>always pay on time and do small shit myself like change broken light fixture etc
>decided to move
>send in 30 day notice
>know I’m not gonna get most of my deposit back, 1800.
>didn’t destroy the place but it’s pretty fucked
>carpets fucked up
>hole in wall from drunk wrestling
>tiles cracked from dropping something on it over the years
>clean up the place somewhat
>contract states that they will hire cleaners and take it out of my deposit so don’t do a great job
>as I’m cleaning out the pantry a giant bag of rice is at the top
>tippy toes trying to reach it
>bag dropped spilling rice everywhere
>eh fuck it
>leave key on counter and lock door leaving forever
>month passes and still no word from them
>call them leaving voicemail and ask where my deposit is
>two months later receive certified letter demanding back pay and damages for $1500
>thats on top of my deposit
>call the land lord and ask what is this? Back pay I have you notice
>she’s a total bitch and says “we received no notice and you have 30 days to pay us or we ARE taking you to court”
>say well I have you signature saying you received my notice
>she thinks I’m bluffing and asks to see it
>send a pic of her signature on a certified return receipt
>she is taken aback and loses all ego
>well you did leave the place a mess
>I looked up the law at this point and say
>”you had 2 weeks to mail me back my deposit or send me an invoice on the charges. I expect my check in the mail within the next three days or I WILL take you to court for double”
>she mails me back my full deposit

>>51336797
You can drive from Las Vegas to LA in a couple of hours.

>>51337999
That sounds like a church going boomer shit.

>>51338153
You sound like a bad tenant... not a terrible tenant. Just a bad tenant.

>>51338153
You sound like a nigger… not a stinky nigger. Just a nigger.

>>51338153
You sound like a kik… not a small hat wearing kik. Just a kik.

>>51338153
You sound like a Mexican… not a food truck Mexican. Just a Mexican.

>>51338153
You sound like white trash...not like, meth-dealing, bank-robbing white trash. Just white trash.

Imagine what's happen if governors shut shit down again lmao

>>51337999
The first point is decent because you can throw parties without remorse. The second is fucked and the third is literally illegal in many places.

>>51338930
>send pictures of flowers to place in yard.
>landlord approves of flowers
>plant flowers in the shap of a dick

>>51337999
>always be naked in your house
>if the landlord comes over don't answer the door
>Let him walk in on your but naked.
>When ask why you did not answer the door say "because I'm naked"
>Bonus if you can have a long drawn out conversation while being naked.

>>51335594
Not giving a shit because I moved in with family. You think smart people with good jobs are paying RENT in this economy? Lmao.
>>51337999
>>landlord reserves the right to enter the property at any time without notice to perform impromptu inspections
If anybody enters my domicile without notifying me I reserve the right to rape them anally until deceased.

>>51339087
double bonus if you start the convo soft and slowly get an erection

>>51338153
they hated him because he spoke the truth

>>51339087
>>51339190
The problem is that I'm devastatingly handsome and bench 400 pounds so this will probably seem less threatening than seductive.

>>51335260
Graham proceedes to show flat with OXYGEN TANK + WALKER. wtf

tentant probabably died. he thought claiming TRASHING is better for the CLICKRATE.

THE FUCKING STATE OF EMPATHY.

>>51339371
Nah, thats pretty threatening and seductive. Like if jotaro walked in on dio wrestling another man in the traditional Greek sense

>>51335260
This is why I don't own rentals. Way too much fucking work for such shit returns and garbage like this. Talk about a draw down.

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>>51335594
this guy loves posting

>>51339665
She trashed the unit... By dying.
>>51340434
what do you do for money instead? I'm considering options for next spring, maybe buying a condo to rent. But I also just started in property management and it's already fairly high-stress and poorly-remunerated. What should I do instead?

>>51338299
Doesn't excuse the landlady's incompetence.

>>51338153
You sound like a pajeet...now a poo pajeet. Just a pajeet.

>>51338153
>>send a pic of her signature on a certified return receipt
How did you get that?

>>51340515
Bumping for this, I know of just buying a mix of growth and value index funds for no effort, are there any other ways to diversify without having your life consumed by money management?

>>51340515
>what do you do for money instead? I'm considering options for next spring, maybe buying a condo to rent. But I also just started in property management and it's already fairly high-stress and poorly-remunerated. What should I do instead?
Just buy fucking REITs, profit margins are no worse assuming you're not someone that can win on volume (e.g. owning a 300 unit complex) and the risk isn't much worse than the stock market

>>51335260
>my tenant just trashed my house
lmao, watchu gonna do about it? hit them?

>>51336797
>This is maybe $10k of repairs, the place is just fucking dirty, that's all. He would have needed to repaint/fix the floors regardless of the cleanliness of the tenants.
kek just watched, you're right
>like omg this floor tile grout was white in 2012, now it's BLACK ten years later, how could this happen to me???
Hardly any real damage at all

>>51335323
In Canada I can only increase my rent 2% a year which doesn’t nearly keep up with inflation. Many of my tenants are long term and pay under 50% of market rate because I am cucked by the law and unable to increase it

>>51336797
Bro this guy makes multiple millions in YouTube revenue on top of sponsorships from money printers like FTX. Of course he'll spend a measly $1k to fly his ass out to film yet another clickbait video, that's his whole thing.

>>51337582
looks like thats where the outlet is

>>51337957
kek

>make money
>rent
>don't care about maintenance
>if you get sick of it just leave and move
remember retards. "real" estate is a liability not an investment.

>>51335260
whats the best way to fuck over a landlords house? ive been trying to start termite colonies on the outside before my lease expires in 3 months but the fuckers wont take and keep dying. so in the meantime ive just been letting the hose on the side of the house run day and night for the past 2 months, hopefully the moisture will rot the foundation

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>>51345898
Best way is to replace the roof and put a fresh coat of paint on the place before you leave. Don’t forget the tip. This really pisses them off.

>>51338153
well done. fuck greedy landlords, parasites. Bitcoin will suck the real estate market dry.

>>51336797
This guy got off easy and got tens years of rent from a wagie. Not sure what he is complaining about. Renters are by nature dirty and scummy. Get the place broom clean and sell as is.

>>51343612
What about for new tenants? Can you only go 2% over what the last person paid?

>>51336919
Because they are poor undesirables. Worse than that, they are filled with self entitlement these days. They need to know their place, housing prices will NEVER be in their price range because they simply don't deserve it... rent and be happy with what is given to you.

>>51336919
imagine living in america, where you can just kick out the walls of your house. >> wooden shitbox >> pay $2000k /month rent AH THE AMERICAN DREAM

>>51338153
You belong to Reddit

>>51339665
I had a tenant die on me once. Old church lady and family couldn’t be found. Sold most of her stuff on Craigslist and made about $1500. Then made a claim to her estate for the remaining rent and cleanup. Another few thousand right there. Then donated some flowers for her funeral and walked away the good guy.

>>51346187
Good for you, Tennants are always trying to find some sneaky way of getting out of rent.

just got my move out statement from my college apartment they are wanting $160 i'm about to go ape shit i haven't even been to that place in months.

>>51345898
The best way is to hang yourself in the attic. Try to position your body over the kitchen. Chances are the corpse will not be found right away. This will give you time to let body fluids leak out and soak into the wood and ceilings. The smell will never go away and the heat build up in attic will make it nice and stinky. Good luck fren.

>>51337582
looks like a circulator, creating movement in the pipes

>>51346254
best way is to plan it so when someone opens the door, a mechanism is activated that cuts the rope you used to hang yourself.
so right as they walk in your dead body just comes crashing through the ceiling.

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>>51342207
I love /biz/

>>51336797
Cringe

>>51335306
all that work when you can buy a heater coil that screws directly into the radiator

>>51346532
You really don’t want to drink water from the radiator are even wash in it

>>51346582
I don't but rentoids will have no choice

if you are leaving a rental remember to hide one shrimp in a hard to find place like the inside of a curtain pole

>>51345938
>has thumbnails

pepe discarded

>>51337957
Whites are Israel; it's not a place to which you can move.

>>51346810
You can literally leave a dead body in a home and people will still rent.
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/5708274/mary-stewart-cerruti-death-texas-remains-skeleton-house/

>>51337999
>landlord reserves the right to enter the property at any time without notice to perform impromptu inspections
i'd pull a gun on him and claim i thought he was an intruder.

>>51346300
Lmao

>>51346027
Based. He who knows, knows.

>>51351397
I bet the investigating cop was a fat black women and only stuck her head in the attic if even that

>>51345898
why are you so angry at someone who provided you with a place to live?

>>51338153
>within the next three days or I WILL take you to court for double
very based, more people need to know about section 38.

>>51343414
I'm not here to suck this guy's cock, but it's kind of impressive he stayed standing. I didn't even know he boxed. The other guy just outclassed him. Got anywhere I can watch this?

Landlords are gay

>>51346203
Underrated

>>51335293
Evictions are really only a nightmare when they happen in NY and CA....most other states are pretty reasonable. I worked as a property manager in NYC (Queens, and Brooklyn) for years and I was surprised how decent a lot of the landlords were...lot of old greek and italian grandpa's that own a few 3-2 family houses....and the way the states and cities embolden the tenants and squatters was god damn criminal.

>>51337582
it's not it just looks like it is. It's either a pump or a solenoid.

>>51346532
kek, this is what you put in water troughs for barn animals so their water doesn't freeze in the winter

Landlords are really unappreciated. They work hard to provide a valuable service and all they get in return is disdain.

>>51356057
They're literally the source of the phrase "rent-seeking"

>>51352052
>who provided you with a place to live?
lmao we should be grateful landlords artificially create scarcity of housing so they can profit as useless middle men?

>>51339087
I had a slumlord that tried to enter my unit when I was coked up and he almost got stabbed. Never tried that shit again.

>>51337999
>SCREAM MY LANDLORD IS A NIGGER
>CROSS BURNING ON YOUR LANDLORD LAWN
>Only come up with improvements that will get refused
>Don't wear clothes and put the most vile porn on tv

Want to really fuck over your landlord ? Sell his water heater on Craigslist.

>>51356922
If a landlord tries to enter without prior notice, stick a gun in his face. If he complains just say “ I thought someone was trying to rob the place.”

>>51335594
Where the living in parents basement kings at

i want to sell my house but i dont think ill get much more than i bought it for after all the jew realtor fees etc, should i become a landchad and let a rentcuck pay off the mortgage for 5-10 years before selling it?
i have enough for another house

>>51338153
You sound like a cunt... not a mashed up 400 miles of cock cunt. Just a cunt.

>>51346203
LMAOOO
people are skipping over this

>>51335293
This.

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>>51339147
>You think smart people with good jobs are paying RENT in this economy?
Based. They actually thought we would just pay the higher rents without wages going up with it. I can rent a room from family longer than they can stay solvent.

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You can all suck my dick.

>>51338203
it's 4 hours without traffic but there is often traffic

>>51338153
You sound like an injun... not a pot smoking, casino owning injun. Just an injun.

>>51338153
you sound like a fun guy