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The algos have arrived.

>Brokers:
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiOs3-llXq5CGQPNHf_3-nYZ4d_w7OP52

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator

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>>51332121
We'll be red by the end of the day

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51332148

Why does dilution cause share price to go down?
Say my company is money printer valued at $1000. Maybe the printer prints $50 per year and has P/E of 20. There are 100 shares valued at $10 each because each owns 1/100th of the printer.
The company prints 100 shares more and sells them. Now there are 200 shares, but on top of a printer valued at $1000, the shares also own $1000 cash. Why does the share price go down?

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S T O N K S

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and just like that, SPY (ticker: SPY) will never be below 400 ever again

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FUCK this stupid ass gay ass crabbing fake market.

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51332181

AEVA

>> No.51332184

I wish I listened to you earlier PRTY shill. That gap is gonna fill in no time.

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>>51332121
robinhood won't let me cancel a sell order
>i deserve this
>ERROR
>ERROR
>ERROR
spy 400c x1 in at 1.00 it's at 2.50 now set an ask for 3.00 because greed, and now i can't fucking cancel it to sell at the mid.
>i'm the fucking bot sometimes goddamn

>> No.51332208

>>51332191
Thats what you get for using robinhood in 2022. retard.

>> No.51332210
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51332210

Last time we hit 401 we fell off a cliff. I'm gonna hang around for a while but I'm taking my gambling winnings soon

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51332213

guys i need oil to moon

>> No.51332214
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51332214

The recession is priced in. The depression on the other hand...

>> No.51332224

>>51332121
can johnny 5 finally buttfuck me?! SWEET!

>> No.51332231

Wtf, my $50 lottery ticket on PRTY is up $21

>> No.51332240

>>51332176
i dont think it crabs its going to pump for all next week then die. They are trying to shake all the shorts out.

>> No.51332249

>>51332148
If you are an existing shareholder you now own less of the company on a % basis. As an existing investor who looks at the financial statements one would wonder why the company needed to sell new shares to raise capital instead of generating the cash needed through operations or taking on debt to fund any necessary capital expenditures (or operating expenditures for that matter). It's basically a going concern issue. The company wouldn't have issued new shares without there being bad news that would facilitate the need. Who wants to own less of something because Jeff Bezos decides he wants in on some investment you were already in on? NOT ME.

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51332251

>I bearpost when I'm short
>I mumupost when I'm long
Simple as

>> No.51332280

I like how priced in only applies when the markets go up. When it goes down no one at all talks about things being priced in

>> No.51332284

Its pretty funny watching the market pump like this. It'll be even funnier when the dow is -90% two years from now

>> No.51332286

>liquidated all my stocks

enjoy the bullrun bros...

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>>51332208
that was close

>> No.51332306

I'm down bad after buying puts. This market makes no sense. Literally no good news has come out yet it's pumping

>> No.51332317

>>51332303
now go get yourself a real broker like Schwab.

>> No.51332322

>Retail investors already out of ammo
Come on why you guys so poor

>> No.51332326

>>51332280
If you zoom out enough, everything is priced in and there is only one price, and there is no bid/ask spread because the singular price has been found, and if the true FMV has been found then there is no incentive to trade so no trades are happening. Now extrapolate that concept to life itself. Yes I'm a schizo

>> No.51332329

>>51332322
says the retail investor

>> No.51332336

>>51332306
Welcome to the new paradime

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51332339

>buy nasdack at 12400
>it shits the bed to 12000
>crabs at 12000 for days
>finally breaks 12000 and hits 11900
>load up on shorts expecting max pain
>rally back up to 12400
im so fucking sick of losing money. im too retarded for this shit. i'm just gonna start doing the literal opposite of what i think is right

>> No.51332352

I forgot to swing trade against my shorts this morning... fml

>> No.51332356
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51332356

why is the market acting so gay the last couple days?

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51332358

Is 1.5 trillion energy bailout bullish or bearish?

>> No.51332365

>>51332352
>swing trade against my shorts @ market open
real nigga spotted. godspeed anon

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.51332393

>REGN

>> No.51332394

>>51332368
>I'm all in puts right now
Back to my corn and beans diet

>> No.51332397

uranium

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>>51332358

>> No.51332403

>>51332358
Global economy bearish market prop up bullish.

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51332408

>>51332365
I think I should take it on the chin today- I don't want to fomo in. Fucking being a wagi is getting in the way of my Sept surprise stock play that will net me out this cagie,.

>> No.51332416

In this moment I am euphoric. Not because of phony rallies but because I know we are 40% away from the bottom.

>> No.51332423

>>51332339
>buying shorts after it crashes and after everyone is short

Have you tried not following everyone?

>> No.51332425
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51332425

SOXL

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>>51332286
thank you for your sacrifice

>> No.51332450

>>51332423
>Have you tried not following everyone?
You're implying that everyone loses money in trading which is not true

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51332452

>>51332365
>>51332352

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51332454

Morning anons. Been busy with work. What have I missed?

>> No.51332457

>>51332286
Buy high, sell low. It's the /smg/ way.

>> No.51332466

>>51332450
its more true than the inverse
unless you're a broker

>> No.51332472

That's it. I can't do this anymore. Good luck, everyone

>> No.51332485

>>51332408
10:30 - 11:00 is normally when I start playing for the day. I like to let things settle in and form an opinion of which side i really want to hop on for the day. Sucks that the cage life is getting in the way of your goals. Keep on fighting WAGMI

>> No.51332489

>>51332452
good on you- well done

>> No.51332491

PRTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIIIIGHT~

>> No.51332503
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51332503

fuck goin on with AMD breh?

>> No.51332520

>>51332452
I'm playing SPY options. Never seen UPRO before. Might have to do some research on those today for future plays

>> No.51332523

>>51331844
>he thinks the US stock market is made of US companies
lmao

>> No.51332525

>>51332454
Well, the Queen is dead.

>> No.51332540

>>51332485
I agree with you- though IDK what is going to do today still. I like to get in early for JPow days- so much up and down to be made and lost

>> No.51332556

>>51332520
It's just 3x SPY but more option friendly for poorfags because it's $40/share

>> No.51332586

>>51332491
~ EVERYBODY JUST HAVE GOOD TIME

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51332592

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>51332491
The meme factor plus that gap to fill got me convinced.

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>>51332155
I used a special Jewish tactic called hedging. You should try it.

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51332644

>>51332617
one day your kikeish magick will fail you.

>> No.51332657

fuckuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfucfufcuucikfuuuuuuck

>> No.51332658
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51332658

You sold right?

>> No.51332660

>>51332540
>I like to get in early for JPow days
I'm torn, I have made and lost a ton of money on JPOW days. I think I'm settling on playing the buildup to the meetings and then being position free during the meeting itself, then maybe hopping back in after the meeting ends and things settle in a bit. I just closed out my morning puts for a $200 profit. Nothing special but I'm learning to take the green while the MM shows it to you.

>> No.51332665

>>51332617
Imagine if you cashed out your puts when you were over 50k and rotated to calls with uvxy calls as a hedge. Would be over 200k by 9/13 instead you are going back to 20k when inflation numbers are good

>> No.51332669

Bulls are Bulling

>> No.51332687
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51332687

I'm going to bed

>> No.51332692

>>51332665
the day is still young lad, and it looks like that bitch croaked, so we're going to get some waterfall candles.

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51332699

Lol. I bought puts yesterday, and the market just giga pumps today for no reason. Lol.

>> No.51332703

>>51332556
Might be great for the ol' martingale strategy too. Although I'm cautious of leveraged ETFs, I can build a ridiculously leveraged SPY position on my own haha. So these option prices on UPRO must move even more quickly than SPY then if the underlying is 3x SPY?

>> No.51332704

>>51332660
I think you have a wise outlook on it. Good luck bro!

>> No.51332707

>>51332525
Is that official now?

>> No.51332711

>>51332692
Why would the Queen dying effect anything. She doesn't even have any real control in the country. It's not like a real head of state dying.

>> No.51332721

HOW DO I BUY BACK THE UVXY PUTS I PANIC SOLD TWO DAYS AGO AT THAT LOW PRICE AND SELL THEM AT TODAY'S HIGHER PRICE

I LOST ALL MY SIGA GAINS

>> No.51332738

>>51332711
because the 2 weeks of mourning, you want to wait through 2 weeks of closed footsie in this geo-political climate?

>> No.51332746

>>51332703
Ehh spy/upro/tqqq or the inverse etfs all move so goddam fast that if you are wrong you get fucked real quick. Playing upro just let's me average down a lot more easily since they are cheaper

>> No.51332748

>>51332306
Dumped too much before.

>> No.51332754

>>51332699
Lol just wait

>> No.51332758

>>51332704
>I think you have a wise outlook on it
I've taken some hard L's and I'm sick of it
>Good luck bro!
Same to you anon, WAGMI, Pigs always get slaughtered

>> No.51332781

>>51332746
>Playing upro just let's me average down a lot more easily since they are cheaper
That's exactly the ol' martingale strat that I employ too. Definitely going to look into the chain

>> No.51332783

>>51332184
OG PRTY shill, it's all good.

I really tried my best to convince people that it's a good play even if you're just looking for a swing / don't care about the long term, but I was very aware it would fall upon mostly deaf ears since it's contrarian. cheers!

>> No.51332805
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Market makers still heavy bags they're trying to offload. Fake pump to lure in baggies.
Can't say if they'll give up in 2 hours or 2 weeks.

>> No.51332828

GME up 8% today lol baggies

>> No.51332834

Any ideas what Uranium does short term?

I've been swinging it and reinvesting the profits but idk if I should try to let it run more

>> No.51332836
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51332836

>Mumu gets an exit pump
>doesn't sell
>buys
some people are destined to never make it

>> No.51332843

>>51332828
zoom out

>> No.51332866
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51332866

daily inflation nowcasting

>> No.51332869
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51332869

>jpow speaks at 2:30
>less serious tone than last time
>robots analyze his tone and word choices
>moon to 405 by close for no reason
>moon to 410 tomorrow, -2% rug into close to fuck the goys that bought the rip because it's funny
>week was just a big crab fucking over as many options in both directions as possible

That's my guess... whatever fuck it already made like $400 today I'm leaving my calls open and going to the gym

>> No.51332890

im new here. what to buy?

>> No.51332903

SHE'S OUT OF PUMP.... THE MARKET HAS RUN OUT OF PUMP!!! IT'S TIME FOR THE ULTRA MEGA FLASH CRASH!!!!!

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>>51332869
>I'm leaving my calls open and going to the gym
picrel

>> No.51332909

>>51332866
seems like its a lot better still

>> No.51332912

>>51332866
Isn't that quite bad? Especially core CPI

>> No.51332914

>>51332890
ETFs that have "short" or "bear" in the name

>> No.51332915

>>51332890
Audi

>> No.51332918
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>>51332890
I see the name SIGA here often and MEDS...

>> No.51332921

>>51332903
>ULTRA MEGA FLASH CRASH!!!!!
11:35 - 11:40 was it

>> No.51332942

>>51332918
>I see the name SIGA here
Not anymore

>> No.51332944

>>51332869
I think its going to simultaneously do the opposite of what you think and also the opposite of what you think you should do if they know you know that they know

>> No.51332947
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51332947

Her Majesty the Queen of England has passed
news will come out in several hours

>> No.51332949

>>51332906
>This man gets gains either way today

I think he figured out the market...

>> No.51332957

>>51332866
so inflation is up MoM

>> No.51332974
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>> No.51332976

>>51332921
SHE'S DUMPING HARDER!!!

>> No.51332981

is the lizard queen dying bullish or bearish?

>> No.51332983

>>51332947
Prince Charles is way more in bed with the WEF and red shields so it makes sense

>> No.51332984

>>51332869
>jpow speaks at 2:30
wait wat. no...

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51332995

>the market today

>> No.51333002

>>51332890
Nothing, everything's a disappointment

>semiconductors
>energy
>uranium
>gold and silver
>tech

>> No.51333009
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51333009

SUCK MY TINY JEWISH BALLS!!!!!

>> No.51333011

>>51332869
>I'm leaving my calls open and going to the gym

Oh that's a fuckin bear flag if I ever saw one.

>> No.51333037
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51333037

its over

>> No.51333039

>>51333011
fucken bogged!

>> No.51333040

L O L
O
L

>> No.51333042
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51333042

IT WAS AN EXIT PUMP

>> No.51333049

>every single thing that happens has to be some shitcoin-tier whale manipulation that involves some fucking 1% jump over the course of thirty seconds

>> No.51333051

stop dumping now

>> No.51333057
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>JUST IN: Mortgage rates in US jump to 5.9%, the highest level since 2008.
Is this good for us?

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.

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51333065

bulls were euphoric...

>> No.51333066

>>51333051
no

>> No.51333077

Is the Queen dying bullish?

>> No.51333079

You guys never learn huh

>> No.51333080

Seriously is our government going to fix the fucking stock market? Is there not some shit called the SEC? Is there not some shit called FINRA? Just what the actual fuck.
Why do regulatory entities exist if we're still just going to let whales shit up the market, staging flash crash after flash crash, pump and dump after pump and dump?

>> No.51333081

Ok... quick question...
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.51333086

Get rugged bulltards

>> No.51333095

you besterds why did you soldeded???

>> No.51333100

>>51333081
flash crash retard

>> No.51333102

>>51332976
Immediately as i posted it too. top kek

>> No.51333103

>resists the urge to say "you're losing a lot of money aren't you" but only because it's not possible confidently identity which FAGGOTS have been the ones saying it to everyone else.

>> No.51333107

>>51333081
Many people got bulled

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51333109

I feel sorry for bulls... Syke, fuck you faggots

>> No.51333110

>>51333081
This anon went to the gym without selling his calls: >>51332869

But real answer is it's lookin real bad for the Kween innit?

>> No.51333111

>he bought the exit pump

>> No.51333114

>>51333057
want

>> No.51333117
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Just woke up. SOXL is green. It's a good day

>> No.51333116

>>51333077
3 days of mourning will follow.

>> No.51333123

>>51333081
this is the only thing I can find that broke recently
https://www.forexlive.com/centralbank/ecb-sources-do-not-exclude-a-75-basis-point-hike-in-october-20220908/
ECB saying they would hike again by 75 if inflation reports warrant it
but I think that some other news must have broken, I don't think this news would warrant that reaction, especially since Euro markets are already closed

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>>51332665
back over 50k :)

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51333131

Oliver Stone just got an 8 minute standing ovation at the Venice Film Festival showing for his new film advocating nuclear power. You had months to accumulate uranium.

>> No.51333138

WHAT
THE
FUCK
IS
THIS
CLOWN
MARKET

LOL

>> No.51333144

>>51333116
Actually there's a mourning everyday around 7-10 AM friend :]

>> No.51333151

what THE FUCK was that?

>> No.51333153
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>>51333080
Because fuck you retard retail faggot

>> No.51333154

>>51333124
>everything on weeklies
so this is why it will close green

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>how it feels to own SQQQ with a 34.56 average

>> No.51333158

>SPY rugged
What a clown market kek

>> No.51333160

If it makes any of you fucking shitheads feel any better, I blew like 10% of my account trying to catch this move yesterday, and then I was too demoralized to catch it to today.

>> No.51333163

>>51333131
I did! My fuckin garage is full of the stuff and all I've gotten is these weird fuckin marks on my skin.

>> No.51333165
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>>51333057
Good for me. The development near my house may be put on hold as rates on $600k-$750k homes will be unaffordable and not sell. Keep hiking rates.

>> No.51333166
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AHAHAA WTFWT

>> No.51333168

Recovery incoming, go all in with leveraged longs

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>>51333155

>> No.51333177
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>>51333154
not everything, just 250 puts bro

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>>51333131
>That one time when he filmed "Ukraine on Fire" in 2014, discovered that the CIA was funding the coup d'état, and effectively got blacklisted from Hollywood for a few years for spilling the beans.
I enjoy Conan and Scarface though.

>> No.51333184

>>51332145
Lol told you bulltards

>> No.51333183

>>51333080
Because thats anti-semitic. Learn your place goy

>> No.51333186

JPow already spoke dummy

>> No.51333193

>>51333186
wtf did JPow say?

>> No.51333195
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51333195

My fellow bobrothers, it's so beautiful, even the impenetrable morning lows are in reach.

>> No.51333196

WHAT THE FUCK AHHHHHHH

>> No.51333206

>>51333131
It's fucking insane how far back the Greens have pushed society. Not even just being anti nuclear, look at places like California. You know why their droughts are so bad? Because the stupid faggot conservationists blocked all dam construction
>"Oh no this one special time of sub fish that only lives in this tiny river is too important, you can't build a dam for storing of water!"
And now they don't have the water reserves to get through droughts. These fucking hippies need to fuck off already

>> No.51333208

>>51333186
What did he say?

>> No.51333209

>>51333193
crashing this market with no survivors

>> No.51333212

>>51333080
>market pumps for no reason
>market dumps for no reason
It's a clown market. Nothing makes sense.

>> No.51333217
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51333217

THIS MARKET IS FAKER AND GAYER THAN MOST OF THE LITERAL SUBHUMAN FAGGOTS IN /SMG/ REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.51333219

>>51333193
Incoherent mumbling

>> No.51333225

>>51333153
Cats are fucking psycho. People that like them must have some kind of mental illness

>> No.51333228
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>>51333196
THE QUEEN IS DEAD
ITS FUCKING OVER
SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL

>> No.51333248

>>51332869
>I'm leaving my calls open and going to the gym
>market immediately shits itself to death

>> No.51333253

>>51333124
What are you gambling on baggot?

>> No.51333273

GOD SAVE THE FUCKING QUEEN RIGHT NOW

>> No.51333274
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>>51332869
Epic gamer moment, put me in the screencap

>> No.51333282

I want to trade SOXL calls so bad but I've never had the balls to jump in. Would it be retarded to start with a deep in the money call with a far out exp date?

>> No.51333284
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>Inflation is only truly exacerbated by direct wars or energy crises
So the answer is no more wars and to become energy independent?

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>>51333284
>"Oy vey goyim the fed doesn't impact inflation at all!"
I fucking hate this kike bullshit

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>>51333155

>> No.51333309

what the fuck happened
I look away for an hour and everything dumped

>> No.51333312
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Maybe this'll teach the bulls to stop celebrating small victories and to look at the bigger picture
Jk, fuck you exorbitant faggots

>> No.51333317

>>51333284
The key to solving inflation is giving trillions of printed money to non-whites.

>> No.51333318

>>51333309
Queen is dead

>> No.51333330

>>51333253
the SPY.

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>>51333318
I fucked her.

>> No.51333348

>>51333155
The lack of diversity is very bullish.

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51333352

Hey bulls, where are you now? You cost me my calls with your company
Now I want to laugh at you

>> No.51333353
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51333353

Well that was quick

>> No.51333354

>>51333318
F.

>> No.51333356

>>51333318
no /pol/ sticky, I don't believe it.

>> No.51333359

>>51333206
Dams don't prevent droughts. Rivers are like arteries and clamping them off kills the ecosystem. The power generation obtained from them is negligible especially compared to all the damage they cause

>> No.51333363

correctly bought sqqq calls last night at closing bell
sell now or ride em into the sunset?

>> No.51333365

>>51333345
The coomer of buckingham strikes again

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>>51333009
i love you baggie

>> No.51333374
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51333374

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?

>> No.51333384
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51333384

BILI bros, its over... the dream is dead. Anime is dead.

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>>51333312
the bigger picture is that stocks only go up you miserable piece of shit

>> No.51333393

>>51333348
Sororities always give a pity rush invitation to a hot black or Asian girl that ends up leaving a month in anyway.

>> No.51333394

>>51333359
This is just patently false

>> No.51333395

im ruined

>> No.51333397

>>51333353
always set a trailing stop loss mate

>> No.51333400

>>51333312
Me on the right. M-MOMMY

>> No.51333403

>>51333318
why does anyone even care? she wasn't gonna live forever no matter how much limeys worship their royal landlords

>> No.51333411

>>51333206
At least the special fish will be dead soon from lack of water and we all can move on.

>> No.51333415

>>51333009
not following the screenshot rule?

>> No.51333423

>>51333359
This isn't about power generation. I'm talking explicitly about infrastructure to store water to get cities and states through periods of droughts. No more lake powell or lame mead or hoover damns. The fucking environmentalists cock blocked all of that and so the ratio of water storage to city and state size shrank.

Of course I'm a fucking boomer so if you were like me you'd know exactly why this happened. The narrative, before climate change and global warming, was an ice age. Everyone was saying how the world was going to become wet as shit and frozen and there was no need to build these dams

>> No.51333427

>>51333366
Baggot is not someone you should envy or love. There are 2 Jews in this general, me and baggot. I am the good Jew, baggot is the deceitful Jew. He will bring you nothing but pain due to his bad advice. He even shills a podcast that doesn't exist

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>>51333415
that rule only applies to goyim

>> No.51333438

>>51333193
Same shit as usual, rape hikes until we reach 2% recession be damned

>> No.51333440

>>51333206
Nuclear SMRs and desalination plants are the future. Even California will pivot toward them.

https://twitter.com/Elex_Michaelson/status/1566486519228948480

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51333445

how many times are we going to price in the same fucking rate hike
god dammit this shit is so fake and gay

>> No.51333454

>>51333397
Wasn't planning on selling anyway. I bought the bottom of SOXL. It's only up from here.

>> No.51333456

>>51333427
>He even shills a podcast that doesn't exist
lol, I can't believe I actually do this...

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>>51332869
Lmao lol looks like my SPY 390 put is going to print, glad I didn’t close it. Have fun at the gym bro!

>> No.51333464

>>51333445
The rape hikes will be priced in until morale improves anon.

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>>51333359

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51333470

These jews have 395 as support
394 is their no man's land
This dump is ogre

>> No.51333476

>>51333427
like out of all the slimiest dick moves, that one might be the worst of them all.

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51333480

almost lost my cool there

>> No.51333487

>2022
>After 20 years of private servers
>people in LFG literally saying blood is a DPS spec and frost is the tank spec

is this real life? I thought people said this was a solved game?

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>>51333487
stop playing world of warcraft

>> No.51333497

>>51333437
>60k
so you're down from last week?

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>>51333487

>> No.51333502

>>51333166
BOGGED

>> No.51333532
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>When you'd like to open up about your current financial situation to your family but it's physically impossible since it's Sunday

>> No.51333539

>>51333497
Yeah, but I did cash out some money to send to gookfu so she could buy furniture and replace the floor, and do a good chusoek for her mom.

>> No.51333542

Why are we going down suddenly? Jpow already spoke this morning so what's going on? Is the queen confirmed dead?

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>>51333476
I tried to look it up once. Only took me a second, but I want that second back. It's ok though. Powell is going to take it out of your portfolio when he comes out on stage, says soft landing, does a 360 and walks away. Enjoy your temporary success.

>> No.51333549

so, I mean Im glad and all but whats the reasoning for the domp?

>> No.51333556

>>51333437
How? 0dtes?

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>>51333487
wrong maze

>> No.51333565
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51333565

don't fall for this you will be liquidated tomorrow. 405

>> No.51333572

>>51333542
I thought jpow didn't speak until 2:30?

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>>51333359
Nature disagrees with you

>> No.51333579

WTFWT

>> No.51333583
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51333583

SPY would be 3000 if the market was pricing in the next hike correctly. No need to ask why the price is moving every 5 minutes.

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>>51332836
>>51332914
Don't say I didn't tell you what to do. Did you listen? You never do, and you never will, because if you could you would already be a Bobo.

>> No.51333586

Buy the dip. You don't want to miss this meltup.

>> No.51333590

>>51333359
>laughs in beaver

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>>51333549

>> No.51333600

>>51333206
Pretty much, only good thing to come from environmental fags the last century is national parks

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>>51333549
What domp, it's already recovering

>> No.51333603

>>51333539
should've sold those 9/6 friday like i told you

>> No.51333605
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>>51333437
How the fuck?

>> No.51333607

See I told you imbeciles it was gonna recover

>> No.51333608

I MADE A COUNTER PLAY TO MY SQQQ!!

LET ME SEE THE SECOUND PUMP! GO TQQQ!

>> No.51333611
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51333611

Where my VT chads at

>> No.51333612

>>51333427

Hmmm, I've cracked the code with my mischling powers and the answer is: you're both lying all the time especially to yourselves.

Ok I'll take my prize in the form of SQQQ shares thank you.

>> No.51333613

>>51333573
look at the volume

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>>51333605
just follow pic related

>> No.51333624

>>51333384
I've never understood the BILI pumping. So much other chinese turds trading below their cash on hand, yet instead you pump Chinese reddit.

>> No.51333626

>>51333437
zoom out

>> No.51333638

Crabbing day?

>> No.51333641

>>51333605
yeah I dont know man I bought 2de sqqq calls and didnt 2x and looking at a spy puts im not seeing any that went up that much either, unless he had some ridiculously low entry point on the long expiration ones.

>> No.51333647

>>51333641
he literally posted his folio. read the thread

>> No.51333657
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51333657

A few threads ago an anon asked whether today SPY would go up to 400 or dump to 390. I answered "yes".

>> No.51333675

Well apparently GSAT isn't going to be a thing. Thank god I only bought 90 shares.

>> No.51333677

>>51333638
NOT HARD ENOUGH! PUMP YOU FAKE FUCK! IM INVESTING IN THE CORRUPTION OF OUR MARKET!

>> No.51333683

Is this a crabbing pattern?

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>>51333626

>> No.51333697

>>51333317
Holy shit anon, you cracked the code
someone get jamie dimon on the line, we need more home loans for unqualified borrowers

>> No.51333711

Why do my options contracts gain value everyday after market close?

>> No.51333714
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51333714

Bought calls Tuesday September will pump

>> No.51333729

>>51333711
Because there are no more bids dragging down the price.

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>>51333696
baggie grab 430c 9/30

>> No.51333740

>>51333711
Are you selling the options? Could be the theta decay

>> No.51333742

Looks like a crabbing day, people selling till half a percent down, then buying till half a percent up. Probably finish close to flat..

>> No.51333749

>>51333284
>So the answer is no more wars and to become energy independent?
Don't be so anti semetic

>> No.51333751

>Retard bulls try to pump it up
Come on are you guys masochists?

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>>51332995
>>the market today

>> No.51333764

>>51333735
i got stopped out...

>> No.51333766

>>51333696
Kek

>> No.51333776
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51333776

just buy every dip

>> No.51333780

Now we're back ready for our v shaped pump before the next I-shaped dump!
Democracy!

>> No.51333782
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51333782

Reminder that we are getting close to US Large Cap Growth losing its dominance

>> No.51333805

>>51333764
I don't get it. You'll send "your" gookfu tons of money, which she is inevitably spending on clothes and partying. But you can't send you good pal Johnny fathands a measley $2k to help me take time off of work. Sad.

>> No.51333806

Buy you poor fucks buy! save the market!

>> No.51333809

and now that everything is green we can crab until close
great market youve got here

>> No.51333810

>>51333782
Probably the best solution is just assfucking the market with "MMT" until everyone has about the same trust in it as they do China's.

>> No.51333816

Breaking News: EVERGRANDE’S HONG KONG HEADQUARTERS HAS BEEN SEIZED BY A LENDER AFTER DEFAULTING ON A LOAN AND TWICE FAILED TO SELL THE BUILDING

>> No.51333822

>>51333776
I do!!

>> No.51333825

>>51333805
We've never been friends. Since day 1 you've been calling me Baggot and shit. Talking shit about my gookfu, I hate you.

>> No.51333830

Holy shit the manipulation right now is retarded, what are they accomplishing by buying that dip so fast?

>> No.51333837

What's the point, it's just the same crowd pumping it up, then dumping then pumping etc until you go full circle and end up close to flat

>> No.51333842

>>51333825
lol

>> No.51333847

Garbage buying bros WW@?
HODL GARBAGE APES. We will make the hediges buy it from us at much higher prices.

>> No.51333852

>>51333830
Fucking over retail

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i closed my puts at a 68% loss, price was 400 when i closed. i check back in and the price dumps to 396. i hate this market. i'm sticking to my original strategy

>> No.51333863

I'm glad you're all starting to see the shit I've been trying to point out for like three months now.

>> No.51333869

>>51333816
Sauce?

>> No.51333877

realistically SPY is just going to crab in the 390's until CPI comes out next week

>> No.51333894

>>51333825
If you don't want me to call you baggot, stop being a baggot.

>> No.51333901

>>51333830
It's just the same people trading with themselves basically. Sell until x is reached, buy until x is reached etc etc loop

>> No.51333907

>>51333859
you wouldn't have closed for breakeven or a slight loss and if you had seen green you would have gotten greedy.

minor random events like this don't change that you're a bad trader

>> No.51333910

>>51333877
Just stfu. Just don't even bother; it's insulting.

>> No.51333913

>>51333863
>three months
shits been increasingly fake and/or gay since 2009 but really went stupid mode in 2020

still looking like theyre going to keep things propped until midterms

>> No.51333914

>>51333863
What shit?

>> No.51333919

how do I have sex if I'm actively disgusted by most people
i feel like im going to regret being 25 and still a virgin somewhere down the road

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>>51333910

>> No.51333933

>>51333869
walter bloomberg

>> No.51333949

>>51333913
When are the midterms. I've saved a load of fiat for the crash that isn't materialising

>> No.51333951
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>>51333859
Closing my calls and puts at a clean + 50% was the best decision I made

>> No.51333970

>>51333225
That's why you keep them around. If a rabbit starts making eyes at my garden I want a psycho carnivore that kills for fun protecting my hard work when I'm sleeping.

>> No.51333988

>>51333735
Never bought calls before but this looks and sounds juicy, think this will be my first one

>> No.51333989
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51333989

>>51333859
lemme know if we go long here or not

>> No.51333992

>pump
>dump
>pump
you are here
>dump
>pump
>dump

>> No.51333996

>>51333852
This is the correct answer

>>51333901
Algos need to get the rope

>> No.51334001

>>51333949
>midterms
Tuesday, Nov. 8, 2022

>> No.51334018

>>51333735
Retarded

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51334029

>>51333989
nope, i'm still positive that we're heading downward, i simply reminded myself not to do short dated options

>> No.51334043

Your gif is disgusting. But good job today

>> No.51334095

>>51333869
https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1567864200315150336

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51334109

I'm scared for Japan

>> No.51334120

BIG
RED
DILDO

>> No.51334126

>>51334120
>BIG
for you.

>> No.51334131

>>51334109
I'm not, mother fuckers have been spinning their wheels for 4 decades. Maybe they'll actually do something now

>> No.51334138

so what did jerome say and why isnt my soxs over 80 yet

>> No.51334144
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FRESH BAKE: >>51334132
FRESH BAKE: >>51334132
FRESH BAKE: >>51334132

FRESH BAKE: >>51334132
FRESH BAKE: >>51334132
FRESH BAKE: >>51334132

>> No.51334145

>>51334120
followed immediately by a
BIG
GREEN
DILDO

kek today is really something isnt it

>> No.51334261

>>51332368
This inflation is driven on government handouts. Until the handouts stop, the inflation keeps cooking until the mother fuckers getting the handouts are completely priced out like they should be. This isn't rocket science, there is a finite limit to the amount of shit that can be produced, and if you're giving niggers money so they can afford it, you have to raise the prices until they cant. I know this sounds harsh, but the bottom 90% will always exist even if you gave everybody a million dollars.

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NEW: >>51337565
NEW: >>51337565

NEW: >>51337565
NEW: >>51337565