/biz/ - Business & Finance

This is the 2nd one they've done.
Chainlink once again proving they can put the entire industry on their back, even the media.

>>51320675
My news on current events comes solely from Chainlink

>>51320675
damn this is actually really good, thanks OP

Chainlink X Netflix when

>>51320675
>are we about to moon
probably not

What the hell this will get like 40 views.. what are they playing at?

>>51320715
based
https://chain.link/block-stories/episode-1

>>51320675
>rory's negroid stepson
>adelyn's dyslexia
>lesbian hr roasties
>patrick
>amateur documentaries about has been crypto celebrities
sergey is a special education teacher and we funded his class

>>51320675
dude. just stop. we are all in this and we don't know how many days until that locker opens. Just fuck off

I want my money back.

>>51320763
yeah it's fucking retarded
the best advertisement would be actually pumping the price of the damn token

>>51320675
It’s actually impressive how bad their videos are.
Like I don’t think I could make something more boring and lame if I tried

>>51320675
They doing everything but making the token needful

fucking SCAM!
SCAM SCAM SCAM!!!

chainlink is the only hope of dragging this scam sector into something useful
just think of how they have subsidized the whole of defi by getting decent price feeds running

>>51320735
I get my news from the only reliable source: cryptic symbolism in my dreams.

>>51321011
>Like I don’t think I could make something more boring and lame if I tried

Congrats, your post was more boring and lame than that lame ass chainlink video

>>51321514
Same to you

>>51321734
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSvpYyH40x8

>>51320675
It's honestly amazing watching chainlink's fall from grace.

>>51320675
but is it needed though?

>>51321799
yes TT Fudster Linkie, it is needed

>>51321734

>quality cinematography
chainlink literally carrying the entire blockchain space on its back. I bet they are glad some of their defi enabled projects survived the recent cull. i hope to see a bancor and celsius block story very soon ep3 in two weeks?

>>51320675
>143 views
kek
well, that's a higher number than any LINK will ever be worth, i guess

>>51320675
They dumped tokens to make this fucking video. Im so fucking bearish

>>51321734
>monarch symbolism
why do they do it bros

Psst, DECO is operational

>>51321007
they do not care about the price of the token, and that would not be an advertisement at all. newfag

>>51322061
>>quality cinematography
>kino

>>51321786
They huffed too much of their asshole after a fresh turd pinch. Instead of the CEO, you know, making the rounds on Bloomberg, or CNBC, or Fox Business, he appears at grainy college conference presentations and on neet podcasts. He wears the same cringe shirt everyday like he's Steve, and has managed to introduce a level of corruption at every single level of this project (Lady Luck, MOAB, Celsius, Bancor etc.) I used to believe he was going to be a tech mogul but now I realize he's so far in over his head and will fail spectacularly like Adam Neumann or Elizabeth Holmes. Losing his investors all their money is the cherry on top

>>51322955
I'm sure lunc and shib are always trending because of their superior fundamentals

>>51320675
Both this videos are really well done the FUD isnt even funny anymore fags.

they should make a documentary about the token being needed

>>51323076
>losing his investors all their money

>>51323355
Yes jeet, checked and rekt

>>51323076
>investors
baggies have no rights and don't matter

>>51323414
Uh, i think you forgot he's about to sit down with 7 of them at a turd burglar expo in NYC. He's going to be literally arms distance from people he fucked over for the last 900 days. Literally closer than the people who pied Bill Gates in the face

>>51320735
>MyWorldView(tm)
>Powered by Chainlink(tm)

>And funded by people like you. Please generously donate to our team by purchasing the Chainlink(tm) LINK token at an incredibly inflated price. Order now and we'll make sure to allow you to stake that token for 3% annual returns sometime in the next two years.
>small text:
>(Timeline not guaranteed, offer not available in all jurisdictions. Some restrictions apply. Returns up to 3% per annum are neither implied nor guaranteed, and Chainlink(tm) will not be held accountable for any losses incurred. Token functions as an ornamental keepsake object only, and Chainlink(tm) does not make any claims as to the necessity of that token in providing oracle services, and offers alternative payment methods when requested. For all Terms and Conditions visit https://chaik.link)

>>51320675
kek, shills are trying way too hard to revive this dead shitcoin

>>51323125
they trend because they are aggressively shilled and marketed p&ds

>>51320675
cool video btw

>>51322280
The last Tezos epic got 40,000 views in its first week. But it had dinosaurs, smart contract shills need dinosaurs.

>>51320887
off by one and hahahahaha

Kek jannies keep deleting these threads
Pic related

>>51320735
In a few years, everyone will.

>>51326114
based

I don't understand who thought this kind of production would be necessary. It's not gonna reach any audience. They need to rethink who their audience is and what they want to communicate and why. This video is just sucking Kain's dick while Synthetix is just one dex that might not be the winner. Maybe this is just for Smartcon

>>51320675
>finally do some professional marketing
>it's to shill another project, actually not even about the project but just creating some weird glamor image of its CEO
what the fuck

>>51323076
>>51323447
You talk about turds a lot

>>51326718
>>finally do some professional marketing
lol, Chainlink has Swift, Associated Press, Citibank, Bank of America, ... doing marketing for it.

>>51322672
Underated

>>51326750
>lol,
source?

>>51326779
Google it.
That's another major company doing marketing for Chainlink: Google Cloud.

>>51326790
fug u shill gimme source

>>51320675
Guy looks and acts like a globohomo puppet, but nice life story I guess.

>>51320675
For shits and giggles, but also to give indications of what is feasible versus nonsense, draw out your LINK price predictions a few years into the future. I find this exercise useful in for exorcising unreasonable schizoid takes either way. Here's the best I can see happening within the realm of something that doesn't seem ridiculous. For whatever reason I'm IP range banned from posting threads.

https://chain.link/block-stories/episode-3
>A young malnourished man from Russia grapples with an idea that links classical philosophical epistemology with modern technology, during a financial revolution that will change world economy. But falls victim himself to one of the previous centuries own major economic and cultural innovations of efficiency: fast food. With billions of dollars at stake and billions of calories consumed, and no sign of either slowing down, will the Big Mac claim another victim before his vision is realized? Or will the oppression of his own invention force even him, against his own will, alongside the rest of humanity, to subsist on insect protein instead?
>#Chainlink
>Justified, True, Beef: Sergey Nazarov of Chainlink | Block Stories

If this video series doesn't pump my bags, nothing will.

>>51327066
kekd and checked absolute kino

>>51327066
Kek

>>51320675
>800 views
are we the only people that know about LINK? I feel like i'm living in the twighlight zone

>>51327516
I told people close to me about it early last year. Turned out a horrible regret of course. The uberbullish is not really playing out.

>>51327919
never give anyone you know financial advice

>>51320715
That's like putting a man on his back, the most important thing: pussy, is missing.
If you're low iq the analogy of pussy is price.

>>51328241
chainlink has fat pussy my man?

>blowing all their cash on begging places like SWIFT to advertise them, paying these literal who's to make shitty videos and exorbitant salaries for HR roasties and diversity hires
Kek. Maybe they should have invested their money in developing the blockchain and you LINKcels might have had staking already. Enjoy waiting until 2026 for staking.

>>51328689
>Maybe they should have invested their money in developing the blockchain
bruh, half of Defi runs on Chainlink.

>>51328689
The absolute state of esl 3rd worlders

>>51328699
It's a lot more than that, anon.

>>51328740
lmao saved

>>51329724
It's over bros, the market has concluded the token isn't needed. Sell for your lives!!!

>>51322672
DECO is being demo'd at smartcon. During the recent green pill podcast the host said matter of factly that DECO was operational - clearly regurgitating something sergey had said in the interview prescreen - and serg dropped his spaghetti rushing to say there would be a big announcement soon lol

>>51329828
This interview from Ari came out yesterday, deco use cases being tested successfully already, you'd imagine companies like twitter etc might one day use this tech to get rid of bots while allowing people to remain anon

https://www.coindesk.com/layer2/2022/09/07/nfts-can-and-will-be-so-much-more/

>>51329828
I wonder if it’s just DECO, given that staking, CCIP and abstraction layer is coming in the next four months and there’s like only one month per announcement left it all those had to be equally spaced out starting at the con

>>51322672
DONs for every TLS website capable of providing useful data to a smart contract.

>>51327516
Yeah as everyone around me act like and tell me that living like a munk to accumulate as much LINK as possible is something you shouldn’t do, I come here to be reminded that I AM right, they’re wrong and lower IQ than me, I will make it with Chainlink, they will see.

>>51326777
underchecked

>>51329724
>>51329813
this is a distraction retards
they cant keep it at 6.66 level
bank insiders buying despite not being "allowed"
lol they always out j_w themselves

>>51320675
>143 views
no one cares. chainlink isn't like ethereum where the whole finance world is intrigued by its every little development, no, this is chainlink, a cute little tech project. just look at the smartcon sponsors, no one gives a fuck. if chainlink's technology were so disrupting we'd be seeing just as much of it as ethereum, but no, chainlink's little documentary and their little conference will only be seen by a few thousands at most.

>>51331436
>the finance world isn't intrigued by Chainlink

>>51331458
>may
>could
>possibly
This was most likely written by an eager intern/low level employee. Just like all the "enterprise" guest speakers they've had in the past.

>>51331886
t. doesn't know what the word "intrigue" means

>>51331985
Cope

>>51332006
no u

>>51332021
Go back to /pol/ and stop flooding this board with your useless racist coin and shitty memes

>>51332114

>>51332129
Yes, and if ADA reaches $81,000 then I will be a billionaire. Ya really got me.

>>51327516

>>51320675
chainlink has been turning into the best blockchain education channel on youtube

is this where they're spending money on now? Like wow, first it was HR roasties and now video productions for other project? What were they thinking???

>>51332371
Its called a marketing department. You wouldn't know since you're obviously fucking stupid and wouldnt know the first thing about starting your own company.

>>51320675
>a well done documentary
it's called an ad anon. it's just promotion video for kain and synthetix.

>>51321025
I guess they have something to learn from ORE in developing utilities around tokens' utilities

>>51332114
>stop talking about Chainlink
Tell that to all the major players in the financial world.

>>51320675
We're reaching bitconnect levwls tier, fucking bearish.

>>51332371
They’re pivoting to a Sesame Street programming where the link token is an integral and needed character on the show.
It gives little kids the opportunity to understand that the token (lil linkie) is needed in his community (ecosystem).

>>51320675
maximum cringe
how many red flags do you retards need?

>>51320722
kain is a smug cunt, huge ego

>>51328740
Oh WOW an infographic!!!!! THIS MUST be the secrettttt bredkrumbz!!!!

>>51334535
are you guys still doing the "secret breadcrumb" fud, after moving from the "approved breadcrumb" fud? either way you should probably save it for when people talk about actual breadcrumbs and not just network use statistics.

I can’t believe they killed the queen of England to stop link from pumping.

>>51334755
The Great Reset comes at a cost.

>>51320675
>about to moon
https://twitter.com/chainlinklabs/status/1567922588130607110
>blocks your path

actually a nice video

>>51334755
The queen is suppressing link to accumulate

>>51334535
>Celsius Network's Chief Architect Says The Earth Revolves Around The Sun
whoa stinkers really got btfo on this one better sell quick!

>>51332574
By now you should have understood that none of the "crumbs" had any substance. If you worked at some globohomo you'd understand that the teams MS, Oracle, Swift and whatnot are sending are just some fringe "innovation" teams that don't mean anything serious. Corporations have shareholders to please, and if they went deep into some oracle mumbo jumbo blockchain you can be sure they'll get roasted with questions on their next earnings call. They need something solid, and they, like retail, were victims in 2017. Blockchains are a taboo buzzword, and will remain so for quite some time.
Lol'ing @ companies still struggling with their "digital transformation", rofl'ing even thinking at when they're going to catch up on blockchains.

I sharted

>>51334755
checked

>>51320763
They don't care about retail.
Never have.

>>51335700
Understatement of the century

>>51336171
And that's a good thing.

>>51320675

>>51320926

>>51335700
>>51336222
checked

>>51335700
>>51336222
>Jew cum ID
>Digits

what the fuck

oof

>>51336562
Oh fuck it's mooning

>>51336562
If it's any consolation, most people watch it on twitter rather than youtube.

>>51336562
But seriously just wait for ep3 it's going to be an absolutely epic classic. Once they figured out how to use multiple cameras to fit Sergey in the frame it all came together.

>>51337356
Thats just all the CL labs employees being paid to load that video under different IP addresses.

>>51335203
>duuuuude I am OWNING da bulgarian fudderzzzz

>>51337870
this, i bet the documentary was made by chainlink labs employees. In fact, i'd be willing to bet that sergey himself is in fact just shilling for chainlink labs

>>51336898
>mooning
>link schizos go on wikipedia and change definition of moon to mean a 3% dead cat bounce

Reminds me of the white house changing recession

>>51326748
Probably German

>>51337911
big if true