/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>51323945
Step 1: buy knee pads
Step 2: suck dick
It’s the only way

>>51323999
Checked but upside down your digits are 666 and the serpants led us into this current mess you co-kniving double nigger.

its impossible brotha

>>51323945
You win, somebody else lose. Everything is a ponzi scheme. Even the ancient art of kneepadding may hurt others if you have AIDS

>>51323999
You dont even need kneepads just fucking squat and spread your legs you mouth breathing idiot

>>51323945
find something undervalued that will become valuable later because of the revenue it generates and buy it

>>51323945
>Buy FIRN on optimism
>receive fees every time someone uses FIRN protocol
Simple as

>>51324180
What if like, when I get better at doing cool shit, you profit regardless, like open-source software, harware, music, art, science, medicine, like we share just enough to live cools lives without corrupting the fuck out of everything?

>>51324251
>find something undervalued that will become valuable later because of the revenue it generates and buy it

You're describing you and me, people create value.

>>51323945
Become a doctor

There is also a fine line between theft/rape/robbery and sharing, don't get that fucked up.

>>51324325
Too late, I'm a techfag. I wanted to run our architecture and now I'm doing it; you're welcome, brother.

>>51324283
people create things that are valued by other people. if you want to make money "ethically," that perception of value should be tied to a service that makes the world better. if you feel like a leech, then either help build the thing you've invested in, or help it succeed in other ways, thereby improving the world. use your profits to improve the world further. if your idea of "improving the world" simply means living peacefully and humbly, that is a better use of capital than someone who uses it to destroy

We're getting close my dudes.

>that perception of value should be tied to a service that makes the world better
It just requires good stories, best make them out of Truth so your clay isn't shattered latter, the Truth always comes forth, as that's the nature of things.

>if you feel like a leech, then either help build the thing you've invested in, or help it succeed in other ways, thereby improving the world. use your profits to improve the world further.
The world is fallen, but we do what we can to improver her, no?

>use your profits to improve the world further.
Yes.

>if your idea of "improving the world" simply means living peacefully and humbly, that is a better use of capital than someone who uses it to destroy

Eh, fuck evil, destroy it in your own life and things get better.

>>51324264
What about the people that don't want this and want to take advantage of people that think like you, OP? Maybe they should be put in gas chambers in Minecraft?

>>51324546
Enjoy Samsara, I suppose, I don't know where you're going, user.

>>51324562
OK, you go ahead and enjoy Samsara, I'll take all your stuff and bang your wife in the meantime.

>>51324588
No, anon, understand, Samsara is real, do you want to reincarnate? I don't personally. Do whatever the FUCK you want to do.

>>51324598
Anon, understand, Samsara is not real. Do you want to reincarnate? poopoo peepee life sucks stop being gay

>>51323945
kill every jew and nogger and sell their gold teef

>>51324708
Naw man, i'm just going to meme them into to irrelevance hahahaha.

They'll all be like noooooooooooooooooooo


Hahahaha


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lrle0x_DHBM

>>51324685
Let me teach you, rat-jew bastard, financially /biz/ speaking that willing be $6 million/ hour per hour.

>>51324264
People may be proficient in their jobs but they will still be exploited no matter what era in human civilization we're speaking of. Suppose you're a proficient doctor, you give a kid a covid shot, years later the OMS say "oopsie, covid shot raise the probability of dying by blood clots by 50%" what happens then? you were nothing more than an agent of death. The proverbial wolf in sheep clothing. Doctors prescribed thalidomine in the past, endorsed cigarretes, performed trepanations lol. The world is a fucked up place, either you exploit or be exploited. Without you even knowing. Coca cola give diabetes, alcohol give cirrhosis, government couldn't care less. Money is drenched in blood, sweat and tears

>>51324928
Why though, why is our system so intrinsically deceitful?

>>51325021
ya mon you just gotta blaze it every day like rastafari mon peace to da world mon

>>51323945
Open a business.

>>51325195
Convince whites to advocate for themselves.

>>51325368
Already done did do that, lazy niggers from all races. Me included.

>>51323945
1. get gf
2. fuck gf in case she's a virgin
3. rent gf to other dumb ass incels
4. sell her pussy and ass pics on OF
5. ????
6. PROFIT!!!1!

>>51325423
>>51323945 (You) (OP)
1. get gf
2. fuck gf in case she's a virgin
3. have babby with gf
4. take care of babby while they're imprisoned in the fleshwomb
5. ???? (don't circumcise)
6. Have a beautiful family

>>51323945
Kneepads.

Homosex is gay

>>51323945
Easy, you grab your massive SHINJA bags (that are actually worth 3000 or so) and revelling on those ultra parabollic gains (+300% or so per month)

>>51326419
This isn't FFVII bro, we already killed Jenova.

>>51326419
>>51326471
nvm maybe it is ff7, what materia you got, if you got monkepox materia your a goner

>>51324180
you must consume life to create life. it is the circle of life

>>51323945
>How do I make money without hurting people
Why the fuck would you wanna do that?

>>51326764
/fit/ days

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UlgXIL0-3g

>>51326685
It's though, sometimes I don't even want to kill a cockroach or any bug out of respect of life, but we're so sheltered in this life, we don't even have to hunt for our food. We eat chicken and meat and 99% of the time we don't even see that was an animal. We're all food as someone smarter than me said...was it in How to train your dragon? Also based Ed and Al

>>51325021
I don't to say a prefabricated answer like that's just human nature but,...that's just human nature. Some people are crazy psychopaths, other meek and agreeable. We have masochists and sadists. Some people like to control and others to obey. On the other hand, books like Grapes of wrath explore this exploting culture, the answer is essentially capitalism; it's all suffering caused by humans to another humans for profit, and theoretically could be easily avoided. "You starve and live in poverty while I make millions" Some people love money that much that go full Nestlé without any remorse

>>51323945
I dont understand. Hurting people or screwing them over is worth as much as the money, sometimes more

>>51324018
>co-kniving

>>51323945
Ape in on based crypto investments chad. It worked for a lot of people

>>51323945
the pain company, you profit by putting people in pain

people pay money to experience pain, for example stung by hornet, pinched by lobster, bitten by bloodworm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAKUEJWGtoc

>>51323945
Shill your token and dump on plebs
You'll do them a favour by teaching them a life lesson. Win win

Landlordism is the only pure form of moneymaking.

>>51331606
You nailed it. I'm about to say this line and crypto is the answer to OP's concern. I am currently diversifying assets like Geeq, which is related to enterprise blockchain, and some assets in my portfolio.

>>51323945
Watch Point Break with Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves

>>51333633
Scummmm

>>51323945
Take out loan.
Buy Monero.
Don't pay loan.
Destroy credit for 8 years.
Repeat.

>>51335086
Don't pay loan? You're an evil cock.
>>51333192
Currently, there are many projects claiming to bring better blockchain technology, and hopefully this will not disappoint us. Fingers crossed kek.

>>51335488
Why should you pay back a loan to a bank? They made the mistake of giving (You) money.

>>51323945
>buy some ETH and MATIC
>wait for merge and Polygon's zkEVM
>???
>profit
yes its that easy no need to be violent to make money anon.

>>51331606
You're a smart one anon. One of my long-term investments is in sylo which aids protect my personal data from third parties and bad actors.

>>51335821
Everyone is feeling bullish about the merge

Buy $RQI to shit on the Queen's grave for one