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when flatten politician population curve?

>>51327050
this, its recession nigger, useless eaters must go!

>>51327050
this

>>51327029
Don't worry. Experts say that in only two more weeks we will flatten the curve!

>>51327029
TWO MORE SANCTIONS TO FLATTEN THE CURVE
TWO MORE BOOSTERS TO FLATTEN THE CURVE
TWO MORE BUGS TO FLATTEN YOUR CURVES

>>51327050
Delusional. Every push against politicians just creates more of them. Every push against government policy just multiplies them.

>>51327029
Fuck people who have a job in particular.

>>51327029
Pull that shit on me and I’ll flatten the curve in your ribs, you Cruela De Ville-looking witch

>>51327029
>Will this affect Bitcoin (TICKER: BTC)
They are already flattened that curve, just look at the blow off top this last cycle! I cannot find it.

>>51327111
>trips of truth
c-checked

>>51327029
I have a bearded dragon at home. It lives in a nice and very warm terrarium that needs quite a lot of electricity for lights and heat. It does hold winter sleep but not now. The dragon is my only friend in live and if they cut the the electricity I will cut off the electricity for this little fella I will go fucking postal (in minecraft)

>>51327150
your beardie needs to die so we can stick it to Putler sorry anon

>>51327029
>It's 5pm time for your curve flattening

>>51327050

>>51327029
Great Idea, turn off the Electricity so people have nothing to do but go an Riot and hunt politicians in the streets.
I hope some deranged people get their hands on the von der leyen family and do to them what was done to gadaffi (beaten to death in the streets).

>>51327029
>wagie goes home from work
>can't even relax because he's in peak energy hours
NEETchads winning again, just go to sleep at peak hours NEETgods

>>51327029
i will use my electric oven to heat my house

>>51327150
Ursula the dragon slayer, I kneel...

>>51327150
uhm, based department?

>>51327150
Sorry anon but your little buddy is a small sacrifice to protect freedom and democracy

>>51327517
lol

>>51327029
everytime I see her I get the urge to shoot her with my enchanted bow in Minecraft

>>51327490
WFHChads that do nothing during work-hours are the real winners

>>51327029
this shit was done by commies to save money to pay off the IMF
>everyone in the EU shall suffer
>take that putlet
lol, lmao even
t. yuropoor

>>51327029
>they want to reduce the amount of electricity at the time of the day when the economy need the most
I hate statists so fucking much holy shit.

>>51327029
checking in for the steamroller party

>>51327029
Imagine being ruled over by this woman.

>>51327720
>wagie experiences a blackout
boss: oh no biggie, we're all out of energy here anon, let's just wait it out
>wfhtard experiences a blackout
boss: ANON WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU, YOU'RE PAST THE DEADLINE THE CLIENT IS FURIOUS YOU'RE FIRED YOU HEAR ME FIRED

>>51328031
COPE! I am sitting here right now doing the same thing as you and making at least 3 times as much

Shouldn't have given up your guns, Euronerds

I'm stocked up on AA batteries, a gameboy and Pokemon gold, I can survive for a year with no electricity no problem

>>51327599
You forgot to mention troons and all forms of degeneracy and mental illnesses.
>>51327150
I hope you and your dragon make it through this, anon, in spite of niggers, kikes and jannies.

>>51327029
All of this is an elaborate scheme to fight PoW and control BTC.

>>51327029
URANIUM is the Answer
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>>51328031
Offload all compute work into the cloud.

I aggressively dislike this woman, she looks like she partakes in satanic rituals

>>51328047
I did WFH for years, it fucking sucked. I also had an easy wagie job where I did nothing all day. It's really not about where you are physically located, it's about whether you get lucky or not

>>51327029
it would be funny if accelerationists destroyed transmission lines with homemade thermite, or drones carrying carbon fiber fishing line.

>>51327029
Curves are unsustainable and we are in the sustainability agenda now.

>>51328589
Carbon fiber fishing line will arc?

>>51329601
i'm pretty sure it will. if not, MIG welding wire definitely will.

>>51327029
>I'm kinda tired of flattening curves desu. Will this affect Bitcoin (TICKER: BTC) prices and will we, europoors, freeze to death?
FUCK OFF YOU NIGGER RUSSIAN JEW, WE WILL SCREW THE OIL PRICE AND ALL BY THIS DONT CARE IF YOU DONT LIKE FLATTENING, SEETHE MORE LITTLE PUTIN

>just two more weeks
>to flatten the curve
works everytime

>>51329662
>t. actual schizophrenic retard

>>51328589
blowing up the gaslines from the lng ports into germany is also fun in mein kraft
none of those things are protected by more than a 5€ padlock and a very climbable fence

>>51329662
are you indian?

>>51327050
If the vaccine doesn't kill billions then I will

If German boomers have to turn off the TV in the evening, they will riot. Can't miss out on that sweet sweet propaganda!

>>51327029
Oh no no no no no no no

>>51327050
Fpbp

There's talk now in the UK of putting a £2500 energy cap on UK homes, meaning the maximum each home will pay is £208/month. With the projected rises, every home in the country will hit that. What do you think people will do when they know that no matter how much energy they then use it will make no difference to their bill?
That's right, they'll leave the heating on full blast all winter. If it gets too hot, hell just open a window.
No one is talking about this. Energy usage will skyrocket. Might even be too much for the system to deliver.

>>51332501
Winter is too cold for MENA types. They deserve to have their homes heated to 30 C.

>>51327029
For those speaking German or willing to read auto-translate subtitles.
from minute 19 how Germany fucked up the energy policy to pretend being green:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5trsBP9Cn4&t=1140s

>>51332588
Actually it appears that it's a cap on the market price which would bring the average down to 2500, so my 'heating on full blast' fantasy is in the bin. Knew it was too good to be true

>>51327091
that's pretty based ngl

>>51327029
>Flatten the curve
Why does that sound so familiar

>>51336778
conciousness' true goal is all about flattening every damn curve

>>51327029
You read about the February and October revolutions in Russia.
How the Germans abandoned their Republic in favour of a totalitarian dictatorship with some autistic anti-Semite as the "emperor".
The Iranian revolution, prosperity and freedom wasn't for them, instead they went with a fucking theocratic system of governance.

I always wondered why people would make such choices, saying economic-woes or feeling culturally misplaced in their modernity, is akin to saying they burned down their house and became homeless because they didn't like the smell in the kitchen.
It's one of those things where you need to feel what they felt in order to understand why they did what they did.
..and i am starting to understand.

>>51327091
based

>>51337287
if this leads to a revolution it's going to be kino.

>>51327029
>most corrupt bitch in europe
>In bed with PFIZER and McKinsey
>NEVER EKLECTED TO ANY OFFICE
>Acts like the queen of europe

If putin wants to take her out, I won't fight him

>>51327050
their literally would not be a energy crisis if we limited families to 2 kids no more

>>51340850
Most country's ethnic population in the developed worlds only have a fertility rate of under 2 children.

>>51340338
eughhh but its going to be so much work

>>51327150
use the waning bodyheat of your slain enemies to keep him warm through winter

>>51327029
Hmm while the politicians keep the central AC on full blast 24/7. Isn't this how the french revolution started? This gon b gud

>>51341253
Actually it technically started because France bankrupted itself supporting the Americans in their war against the UK. Then they managed to keep a masquerade going of "everything is fine lol" by scapegoating and replacing their finance minister every 18 months for a 6-year period, until a bad harvest came and there was no slack in the state left to keep the charade going.