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The rumors of my death were greatly exaggerated. WAGMI

>> No.51312366

Even mark twain sold at .12
A price of which rsr will never sniff again

>> No.51312476

Nice chap. He died poor.

>> No.51314725
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>>51312366
i can't believe i had 200k dollars of this shit at that point and didn't sell.
holy fuck

>> No.51314824

>>51312322
I remember buying this shit and selling it years ago. Bad times, it's fucking dead.

>> No.51315375

I just bought some. I hope you guys didn't sell.

>> No.51316011

>>51312322
Hi satsgang

>> No.51316391

>>51312322
imagine my pain as I bought this fucking shit instead of ftm and matic

>> No.51317346

my first ever altcoin. this coin made me get the uniswap airdrop. but it also made me miss tons of other gains by holding this piece of shit instead of buying dog coins

>> No.51319077
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>lame ass fud all over again

Cope harder fags.

>> No.51319274

WAGMI gents.

>> No.51319393

>>51319077
I’ll pay 10 RSR if anyone can bring back fartless beans in gray scale those were some of the best breads of last bull holy shit. at least get me some archive links

>> No.51319445
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>>51312322
>>51312366
>>51316011
checked

>>51314725
>>51317346
green ids everywhere, praise kek! wagmi frens

>> No.51320247
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>>51319393
I wouldn't wipe my ass with 10 RSR, but here are a few of the beans I saved back then

>> No.51320270
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>>51320247
I didn't invest in RSR to make money. I invested in this project to slowly bleed my wallet until I rope. I wanted a project that would leave absolutely nothing in my wallet by the time I end my life. I don't WANT to make money. I also don't WANT it to bleed another 75% I want it to bleed below zero. I want to lose money I didn't even know existed. I want the bottom to go so low that I actually owe Nevin money from beyond the grave.

>> No.51320307
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>>51320270
RSR is an incredibly unique coin. It's so far down the bearish totem pole that we have our own word for it: mooseish. This derives from a mediocre business venture where the Reserve Protocol team hosts their operation: Big Moose Deli, famous for their "fartless beans." We climbed 10x from one cent to ten cents before the team rug-pulled to pay their rent and hosting fees. The worst part is none of us sold, because we're in too deep. I'm down 50 grand. If it dips to half a cent again, I might just have to apply to B.M.D as a butcher. They pay in RSR, you know.

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>>51320307
"Nevin" is actually a clever pseudonym - a combination of the words "never" and "invest". I had a hearty chuckle when I first got the joke, this whole thing has been a great prank on the gullible crypto community.

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>>51320327
take a deep breath. close your eyes, and imagine. really imagine being a person who not only purchased RSR, but then consciously decided to hold it, indefinitely, thinking it was a good long term investment. i want you to really imagine this.


Close your eyes, try to clear any thoughts you are having
Take long, slow, deep breathes and put all your focus and attention onto your breathing
iiiiiiiinnnn.................... ooooooooooooouuuut

good. Do this for a few minutes, then -
VISUALIZE yourself going broke through your RSR investment
ANTICIPATE the dangers you will face with your new found home under a bridge
IMAGINE as though it is all happening now in the present moment, because that future is not far from now
MOST IMPORTANTLY
FEEL the way you will FEEL when that moment comes!
FEELING THE EMOTION IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN JUST VISUALIZING THE IMAGES!

Now open your eyes, look in a mirror, and recite these affirmations
I AM BROKE
I AM FINANCIALLY RUINED
MY BANK ACCOUNT IS EMPTY
RESERVE HAS DESTROYED MY LIFE
It's important to do this when you wake up and before you go to bed, but do it as often as possible. Also hold the image and idea of you begging and RSR being worth $0.00 in your mind as you fall to sleep.

>> No.51320711

every poster here is from the rsr discord

>> No.51322957

Do you believe now Thomas?

>> No.51323394
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>>51312322
People still hold this shit? If the delays they took to launch mainnet after lying to everyone about it being ready to launch for years (securities violation btw) weren't enough to make you sell then all the new stablecoin and crypto regulations that are around the corner should seriously make you run the fuck away from this "project"

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>>51323394
there no point in selling now. i already locked in a profit at $.11 and i still hold a fuck-you-amount of RSR if main net actually translates into a real (the promised) project with a corresponding price rise. if it fails and goes to zero, i lose an insignificant sum of dollars. if it takes off, i will unironically make it.

>> No.51323964

>>51312322
give it to me straight. was $1 ever possible fellas?

>> No.51326610
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It takes a certain type of man to hold RSR. The type of man that cheers for the hare, but bets on the tortoise. The type of man that expects the sunshine, but prepares for the rain. The type of man that Reserves his seat, well in advance.

>> No.51326910

>>51323964
>give it to me straight. was $1 ever possible fellas?

No, that's a 42 billion dollar market cap.

>> No.51327012
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>>51320247
>>51320270
>>51320307
>>51320327
>>51320346
thanks anon

>> No.51327177

I made so much money with this coin it's unreal!
My first buy after btc and eth. Thanks to the anon who shilled this.
So glad I sold at the top. Man what a trainwreck of a shitcoin.