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51318033 No.51318033 [Reply] [Original]

What are your thoughts on Crypto Carl? Do you think he gets laid?

>> No.51318066

>>51318033
>Do you think he gets laid?
Does getting fucked in the ass by some random guys every week count as getting laid

>> No.51318087

>>51318033
Whoa! I love Crypto Carl! No no, You're not hearing me. I. Love. Crypto. Carl. His cum is leaking out of my ass right now, I can feel it irritating my monkeybox sores. Sure, its dry, scabby, and bleeding again, but when crytp carl wants this bussy he gets it. I can't help but being his little asain [not asain] tiny [not tiny] whore [virgin[

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>>51318033
>What are your thoughts on
I've literally never given this person a moment of thought in my entire life.

>> No.51318145

>>51318087
Go back to YT Carl. This is no place for an upstanding young man to spend his formative years lapping as a cum junkie

>> No.51318175

>>51318033
from gold-diggers. also cringe moment when he surprised his parents with HIS Bugatti. the surprise was that they see he bought himself a bugatti.

carl lookalike rapping with vitalik:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJVYn44kVM0

>> No.51318197

>>51318145
:(

>> No.51318293

>>51318033
He definitely doesn't get laid. He looks like a weasel and made his money by being a weasel. Women and Men can both sense this. He forfeit his soul.

>> No.51318367

>>51318175
>the surprise was that they see he bought himself a bugatti.
What a mad lad.
I'd do that.

>> No.51318391

>>51318293
That watch and whip says otherwise.

>> No.51318473

>>51318391
Having an expensive car and watch isn't a free trip to pussytown. Theres millions of rich guys who don't get gash unless they pay for it. Just look at that David Dobrik guy whos best friends with that chick who posts her asshole online that he made famous. Bet hes never once fucked her.

>> No.51320969

>>51318473
>David Dobrik guy whos best friends with that chick who posts her asshole
post pics or sauce? what should I google?

>> No.51321884

>>51318367
That’s nigger tier, the white man uses him money responsible and gets the best value out of it for future prosperity generational wealth

>> No.51323398

>>51320969
Corinna Koph. She has a pretty nice asshole.

>> No.51324781

>>51318033
I follow him on Twitter. Always do the opposite of what he posts and you'll do just fine.

>> No.51324825

>>51318033
Was always just curious how he got wealthy in the first place. Was it crypto early investment or something else?

>> No.51324845

>>51324825
yeah he had a pretty large position when it was like 4-6k maybe even earlier and then the boom happened.

>> No.51324950

>>51324825
Hes the original pump and dumper. Like Bitboy but with even shittier scams and a following thats even more retarded. Definitely makes the list of crypto personalities with blood on their hands and hes not even anonymous. I have never followed one of his scams but one of his followers is probably going to murder him or at least make him move addresses.

>> No.51325039

>>51323398
>Corinna Koph
off by one letter, was almost unable to find coomer pics

>> No.51325428

he looks like a literal rat kike, the resemblance is uncanny

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>>51318033
I can't tell, I ain't a fan, just a speculator, I don't know which angle you be asking the question from but i know man knows his dice and plays it pretty well.

I know of Keller i.e Crypto_Diva on CT and I do follow her signals on tg and it be checked, yesterday's trade on STG shorts did well while it lasted and I made over 55% increment before leaving on a 10x leverage, i got my weekly salary and bought quite an amount of RIDE and TRB cause I did see a buy opportunity to increase my holdings and of course groceries shopping too came in as it's important, kek.

>> No.51328162

>>51325428
Tf is that, hahaha

>> No.51328174

>>51324950
Whoa that's a lot to say and wild too.

>> No.51328194

I know that he lives in Dubai, is a crypto shiller, is rich, and looks like a fucking dork. That's it.
>>51318114
Based