/biz/ - Business & Finance

No man on his death-bed ever said: "I wish I spent more time earning money".

>>51310324
>toptier in looks
>I make $9 an hour.
impossible

>>51310324
>I am toptier in looks
Whore yourself out to fat old men on Grindr

>>51310371
Well they didnt say "Well you are great looking lets pay you more than everyone else that starts in this position"

Anyway I Just had an interview for a $20 an hour job so lets hope that goes well.

I'm open to any crypto and stock suggestions for if I have some more money to invest soon with that job or w/e. Or any other ideas to get money out of people.

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>>51310405
I could start an onlyfans or chaturbate.

>>51310421
not as a mail dont even think about it

>>51310535
I'm not an envelope

>>51310324
i would give away all my eth just to be chad looks

>can make more money
>can never become a chad

>>51310324
>I am toptier in looks
If you were actually top tier in looks you wouldn't make $9 an hour.

Top tier looks literally get paid just for existing, if you were legitimately top tier in looks you could be stripped down naked with zero money to your name and you'd still be wealthy in a few years time just because of your looks. Hell, even if you don't want to easy mode advertise your looks through social media/commercials/movies and if you just go flip burgers you'd still advance way faster than anyone around you easily. Top tier looks is an immense advantage over everyone around you, you basically have endless positive feedback thrown at you since birth just because you're very pleasant to look at, both for men and women.
Billionaires spend all their wealth just for the chance of getting a hint of looking top tier, I really really doubt you're actually top tier in looks, probably just a yet another slightly above average Kyle.

>>51310819
I just got this job yesterday

>>51310324
Ok, fucker. It's time for the program. If you are actually top tier in looks, this will be easy for you:
>create a new instagram
>get a gym membership
>take a picture of yourself in the gym everyday
>on weekends, take a picture of yourself out somewhere (beach, forest, mountains, city, zoo, it doesnt fucking matter)
>once you hit 500-1k followers, go to sports nutrition companies and start asking about sponsorships (sometimes they're also called "brand ambassador")
>On your insta, take pictures and post their link
>Earn commissions, gain more followers, earn more commissions
>Meet other hot instabitches and take pictures with them, gain more followers
>Get bigger sponsorships
>At this point, try getting into ads. Reach out to a modeling agency; you are ready with over 10k followers and at least a sponsorship or two
>Keep building the virtuous cycle
In six months, you will be a new person.

Indoor shrimp farming business

Imagine still playing with such a small ball.
You gringos don't deserve this but let me know when you want to take the training wheels off and make real money.
Indoor shrimp farming.
It's like being able to scoop gold right out of a kiddie pool. It's multiplying your money by 100.
Aquaponics is the fucking future even more than blockchain. Self-production. And forget dropship monkeys who are just glorified middlemen, if you actually shrimp farm there is no replacing you.
Wholesale is 100x. Sale right to restaurants? 10000x.Especially if you're a landlocked state, fresh seafood is literally gold.
And, the best part, I bought all of the equipment right from a Chinese sell for Tether

>>51310324
>I am toptier in looks
You are a blond twink with broccoli hair.

>>51312676
Seen this posted so many times and still can't decide if it's a meme or not.

For retards like you I'd encourage you to get more part time jobs then use that money to flip doge-esque shitcoins like shib and vinu and see how it goes. Should be fairly easy to make money. You'll need to calm your ADHD with adderall or something though because these things take time. Any form of getting some OK money will take time.

>>51312676
>>51312803
It unironically sounds fucking legit no?

>>51312996
i'd call you a faggot but i've seen the movements on these pieces of shit excuses for coins and I must say that you probably have something in hands.

We are living a timeline where select memecoins are a nice addition to any portfolio. Could be worse I guess.

>>51312996
>flip doge-esque shitcoins
can you elaborate?

>>51311203
Sometimes I'd like to take the chadpill and live off my looks but I still got some road left in the gym before I can be in enough shape to call myself an e-boy, proper.

>>51313083
Shib. Vinu. Etc. I'd recommend the OTHER one but I don't like it at all. They move fast

>>51310350
Very based, OP take heed. What time would you do it money was no object?

>>51310350
absolutely wrong plenty of people have died seething they spent their entire lives lazy and poor never choosing to make something of themselves

>>51313399
good little brainwashed slave

>>51313160
Ryan Gosling is a handsome mofo, no homo

>>51310324
you sound like a fucking retard. money isn't everything, you can't take it with you if you die in the greedy pursuit of it. you deserve to be broke for being such a materialistic faggot

>>51313435
stay poor

>>51310324
>Money is everything
it's true.

>>51313492
>you can't take it with you if you die in the greedy pursuit of it
idc, would rather die than be poor.

Money opens so many doors for good times and good life. People literally respect you more if you're rich. You can have any girl you want, any car you want, any house, travel wherever you want, not have to worry, literally gives you peace of mind. It's everything. And I would risk everything for it.

>>51313048
It sounds like it smells like absolute shit but could be profitable. Maintaining the water must be a nightmare.

>>51310324
If you got looks, why not find s sugar daddy? One that would even pay to give u massages and stuff.
Find rich gay man thats ready to pay for your companionship.

>>51313746
i dont wanna get ass fucked and suck dicks

>>51313536
I know that feels

>>51310324
Buy into an online ponzi scheme really early and you'll make a fuck ton of money quickly. Remember ponzi schemes are only bad for the suckers holding the bags at the end, the earlier you get the better.

>>51313399
This.

>>51313759
U dont have to. Just get paid for them to suck you. U got leverage just play hard to get and string em along dreaming someday theyll get more.
Some gays just want to blow u or get fucked by u.
Shit i had one that would pay to give me a back massage and thats it. Would give 100$ And a back rub. Tried to cop a feel i told him no.

>>51313048
unironically look up indoor shrimp farming on youtube, its already pretty competitive and really hard to do.

>>51310324
As other anons have suggested, real MODELS by Mark Manson.

>>51315594
* read