/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>51310416
kys

>>51310416
thank FUCK for that, im not even asking for a big crash, just take us back to "normal" 2020 prices pre-covid

>>51310416
Those brick houses are beautiful. I want one in America but all we get is shitty aluminum siding McMansions being built

Deano is a massive lad, and a legend to his mates.
At 5.30pm, he drives his Audi A5 home, careful not to scratch it 'cause it's on a really expensive lease. But it's worth it 'cause checkout the bluetooth capabilites.
He opens the door (which still has the film on the windows) of his new build in suburbia. He drops his M&S carrier bag on the floor; he'll save the percy pigs for later.
His girlfriend looks up from her phone, quickly closing tindr.
>Hey babe, how was your day?
>Hey babe, great cheers, me and Danny had a right laff on one of the viewings and I'm in line to get a 2k raise if I keep these sales figures up.
His girlfriend looks away disinterestedly, thinking of the Chad from tindr she's chatting up. Deano is glad she bought this barefaced lie and hopes his lie was good enough to cover his affar with Tina, some slut from the estate agents.
Deano swanks into the pristine kitchen, opens his bare cupboards, pulls out the only item in the cupboard - worcester sauce. He douses his ready meal and chucks it into the pristine oven (still with film on the window).
Deano swings into the back room, a bare beige room that stinks of new carpet. It has a 65" TV in the corner with a slimline ps4 sat beside.
>Deano is a master at fifa.
All his mates agree he's the don, especially at long shots and especially after a couple of stellas. Deano the don.
>Deano the don!
Shouts one of his mates as deano logs on
>Fucking Danny!
Shouts deano back, his girlfriend in the next room rolls her eyes as she sends another suggestive snapchat to all contacts.
Deano goes on to win the match 17-10 and his league chances are looking great.
The oven timer goes off and deano sprints back to the kitchen, he pours the sludge onto a pristine plate (still has sticker on the bottom).
He pokes his head into the lounge and offers his gf some, knowing she'll refuse.
>No thanks, I'm eating out with the girls
>She's off to meet Ngubu, the one all the slags told her about.

>>51310509
They are fucking awful you retard
>cramped
>dark
>featureless
>brick
>prison yard gardens
>duplex
>no privacy
I would rather live in an actual commieblock than one of these hovels.

>>51310631
>duplex
this is a negative in america? wtf why do you wanna live in a bungalow sleeping on the ground kek

>>51310645
A duplex is a semi.

>>51310631
Before I moved I had a look around a "new build" on some development estate in Reading. It was fucking bizarre. The staircase was so fucking cramped and small I thought it had to be a joke.

>>51310672
kek weird, in UK duplex means 2 floors

semi means semi

>>51310695
I tend to use American terms on the internet. A duplex doesn't mean two storey though it means dual occupation. A duplex in the uk means like a flat above a house not a two storey house.

>>51310631
Yes, but they won't burn to the ground unlike American tinderbox houses. You'll get to live in your cramped brick box forever

>>51310509
>Barrat is beautiful
JUST remember lads, no matter how bad it gets, things could always be worse.
You could be An American™

>>51310631
Well it doesn’t have to be those things. You can have a well built brick house on a lot of acreage

going to post some of my 2018 deanobox folder

>>51310762
taylor whimpey trying to selling a semi like this for £450,000.. and not even in London in the NORTH.

wtf are they on these days

>>51310787
houses in these council estates are worth £100 each

>>51310496
it’s always amusing how the goyim think they’ve FINALLY beat the system.
no silly goy, blackrock will buy up all the houses instantly after the massive stock market collapse and you will OWN NOTHING and be happy

>>51310753
Then it wouldn't be a deanobox. We're specifically talking about these newbuild cookie cutter homes. They're the UK version of McMansions.
>>51310688
I swear they look so much less cramped from the outside thant hey actually are. I hate that all the mid tier homes in the UK are like this. It's like £350k to get an actual house now and thats if you live in the middle of nowhere.
>>51310730
Because gypsum is so flammable.

>>51310787
Final push to get people to fomo in to an overheating housing market before they baghold for the next 10 years

>>51310582
to be fair, fresh new carpet is a great smell

>>51310852
exactly, these definitely seem priced for peak 2021 and they may have missed their bubble

>>51310416
ARE THE DEANOS OK? I HOPE THEY ARE.

cant be bothered with deanoboxes anymore so heres a badger, who used to live in the places denoboxes are now

I wouldn't mind living in a deanobox if they were cheap, but they somehow cost more than a nice older house.

>>51310921
you were providing me with much needed dopamine, fuck deanoboxes

>>51310949

>>51310870
Images like this are almost soviet. It's just an assembly line of shitboxes. We don't even have replacement birthrates and yet these are being thrown up everywhere it's ludicrous.
What I wouldn't give to have a large fairly isolated home and some land. I just want privacy and space - I can't stay in this prison island.

i know euros love to shit on american housing, but jesus christ.
every single house i’ve seen from britain or europe in general, unless it’s a multi million dollar estate, looks like the most depressing part of new jersey or some trash heap like baltimore.
do you all live like this?
having a paper mache house in the middle of woodland is far preferable than some industrial revolution age brick house

>>51310983
mate that picture you posted is literally what 99% of america looks like outside of the major metro areas.
i drove past 40 mins of that picture on the way to work today

>>51310983
>We don't even have replacement birthrates
we do have replacement level niggers though
these homes arent for the natives

>>51310688
>I swear they look so much less cramped from the outside thant hey actually are
they model it all on the Alice in Wonderland shrinking dollhouse principle. The appearance of everything in relation remains the same, JUST it all fucking shrinks by 10% every year. Till you cant stand up in one.

>>51310787
back to selling benders in a bun then.

>>51311044
>the left building
holy fuck those are the worst
>2 bed detached house
>above OTHER peoples garages
such a shitty invention

>>51310909
>>51310909
>Mr Dean Oswald?
>My name's Paul Bohill, I'm a high court enforcement agent
>I have a writ here for £10,000 in unpaid car payments for your range rover evoque

theres some more wildlife these pakiboxes have replaced

>>51311016
I know and that's the main reason why I want to move there.
America might be very flawed but so is everywhere and at least you have homes still. Americans don't realise how lucky they are geograpgically: you can have a huge house with acres of land and be a day trip away from the mountains, the sea, or the desert. Even our national parks have villages in them here.
>>51310992
>i know euros love to shit on american housing
Euros love to shit on American everything - our sense of cultural superiority is all we have left.

>>51311076
https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/119375864

yours for only £230k

>>51310416
God I miss when ads were kino.
https://youtu.be/daSqvhEcfDM

>>51311112
>for the Burger who cant get enough brick

>>51311154
>its real
fuck me
send in the asteroids

>>51311154
>>51311176
>>51311154
>>51311176
just search for "rightmove coach house" if you want a laugh

I'd rather live in a terrace than a coach house cuckbox

>>51311076
I'd rather live in that than an actual terrace or a semi. People will disturb you intermittently but it wont be constant whereas having bad semi neighbours is hell. You don't get the pseudo-anonymity of flats either.
I will never ever even dream of buying a semi after having lived in one with bad neighbours.

>>51311253
>I will never ever even dream of buying a semi after having lived in one with bad neighbours.
tell us more anon, what happened?

>>51311253
oh i get what you mean, but still this isnt "detached", imagine working from home and getting random noises beneath you daily

>>51311112
ngl i actually prefer this one / is good compromise

>not garages with doors for storing shit
just a car spot

>>51311377
No it isn't really detached you're right. It drives me crazy how misused the categories are
>rightmove
>search detached homes
>"""cottages""" come up
>they're literally just terraces that are slightly outside of villages
I could tolerate random car noises a few times a day but constant neighbour noise is intolerable. It would only be egregious if your neighbour was really into faffing with their vehicle.
>>51311306
Moved house when I was ~14 from a quiet northern village to a semi nearer a city. The neighbours were some shitty white trash scum who had 4 kids, no jobs, and two staffies. Their household was just endless screaming and crying or hooting and shouting. There's no particularly acute incident that was the final straw it's just so abrasive and it never ever lets up. They didn't live on a normal timetable either so it would be any hours.
I'm also conscious that I can make a bit of noise sometimes and I don't want to be that problem for someone. Moreover, I never want to have to even worry that I might be.
>>51311420
It would be if it didn't cost £230k for a very mediocre location.

>>51310496
fuck that, 1997 or the war continues

Wouldn't mind one personally, less space to clean, I'm a loner so don't need loads of rooms, etc, but I wouldn't pay a penny over £20k for it.

>>51310582
fantastic

>>51311595
>1997
THINGS CAN ONLY GET BETTER

These horrible orange boxes honestly fill me with so much disgust. They're the same as the NHS, looks good on paper, but actually shittier in every way than the American version when it comes to actually utilising them

>>51311096
let’s get married and get you citizenship over here. we can enjoy a tax break at the same time!
no but for real i’m trying to “marry” a friend in europe to get him over to america

If you're not actively trying to drown every man, woman, animal, and insect on this godforsaken island then you're the problem.

>>51311873
>shittier in every way than the American version steady on - you dont declared bankrupt for setting foot in a Deanobox. Not yet anyway.

>>51311873
>shittier in every way than the American version
steady on lad - you dont declared bankrupt for setting foot in a Deanobox. Not yet anyway.

>>51311911
Well good luck with that you can face serious stuff for marriage fraud. I had a h1b sponsor but I didn't get lucky.

>>51311964
well we would have to have lots of gay sex, to really sell the bit of course

>>51310582
>he'll save the percy pigs for later.
kek

>>51310582
>Percy Pigs
Fookin luverly

>>51311873
>actually shittier in every way than the American version
Tell me you've never used the American healthcare system without telling me you've never used the American healthcare system.

>>51311223
what in gods name is this? Bongs explain.

>>51312761
you dont like sitting in the shade under your house? kek

>>51310841
this blackrock cope is just bullshit, it's fear mongering to prop up prices

>>51311639
yep he got all that backing because he'd already agreed with the bankers that there would be zero regulation and lending like the world was gonna end.
fuck tony blair.

>>51312761
to park your coach under, innit?

brb gonna hoover my lawn

>>51310582
Kino

>>51312761
A fucking travesty is what it is lad

>>51313550
that a golf hole for putting or did the dog ate that bit?

>>51310848
kino

>>51310921
no I was wrong, THIS is kino

>>51311085
Plenty of foxes going through my bins buddy

>>51313550
pmsl

>>51313550
If you dont hoover your lawn do you get locked in the cuckshed?

Obviously, people can not even afford to heat their homes. It's not UK only. I live in Sweden. Home prices are dropping yet nobody is buying

>>51314951
>Home prices are dropping yet nobody is buying
then they haven't dropped enough yet

>>51311083
I CAN'T PAY IT, I CAN'T PAY IT, I CAN'T PAY IT!

>>51315260

>>51310509
They're terrible, soulless, cramped boxes.
Those particular ones don't look too bad from the outside but inside they will be completely devoid of character.
We have some beautiful old houses here and some nice enough modern ones but like everything mass produced, those ones are fucking awful.

>>51310787
They always cost an absolute bomb compared to old houses that have been standing for over a hundred years and actually have character and period features instead of soulless cubicle "rooms" that barely qualify as cupboards.

>>51313632
deano kino

>>51310582
Cuckposting is still cuckposting, no matter how long winded

>>51310582
Baste

I know a few Deano's, they think they've won the system by buying homes like these in random fucking places on a 25 fixed mortgage

Do they actually increase in value though/WIll anyone actually buy it for the higher price?

>>51319514
Are they buying the homes but not living in them? Or expecting to sell their deanobox home for a retirement home for 10x they paid like boomers?

>>51310582

>>51320252
this is as good as the other dino copypasta above

>>51319514
DeanoBox Inc. New Builds are guaranteed for 10 years - after that, I wouldnt overly trust them, they pretty much got everything value engineered to death now. Same as everything else, they'll increase in value by inflation alone and by more if they start knocking up even worse shite meantime. The actual dimensions of some of this shit, as noted above, have to be experienced to be believed tho.

>>51322960
>New Builds are guaranteed for 10 years
That's the NHBC warranty that basically doesn't payout unless your house collapses

Most developers do a 2 year warranty, make of that what you will.

>>51310416
No. We issued over 1 million visas in 2021. 2021 census data also revealed the majority of Britain's population growth is now via immigration. The houses are going to keep being built, and they're not being built for the British people.

>>51327336
Not going to work. Putting up 80IQ Africans in houses and paying all their bills is going to require an ever-increasing deficit (inflation) and punitive taxation- which will, of course, fall on the middle-class. Everyone who can will leave the country over the next few years. This will increase the pain on those who remain, in an accelerating cycle. Tradesmen, teachers, small business owners, etc with anything about them will likely leave for Australia and New Zealand. Scientists, engineers, programmers, finance sector for America. We've also reached the upper limit of what population our infrastructure can support without a vast overhaul... which we can't afford and increasingly won't have the skilled workforce to do. AND SO this means the death of property speculation. The Deanobox gravy train has hit the buffers.

The country won't collapse, it will just decline into a middle-income country. We'll have a small oligarchy and a vast mulatto underclass living on welfare or working in warehouses. There will be two distinct property markets (which is already the case really) an elite one in Central London, parts of Oxfordshire, etc that will probably hold up OK, and a pleb one that will dive into the fucking ground as the rest of the UK gets the full Detroit White-flight experience.

>>51310762
I actually don’t mind these deanoboxxes but you know you’ll end up living next to some right cunts

>>51311154
Guess the right answer!
Is this an abattoir, prison or family home!?

>>51328444
The hard working Pakistani pays tax so the white anglo can get drunk every day

>>51328534
Can confirm: I'm renting one and have some ex-con junkie scaffolding and his 6 screaming kids next door, at least the rain is keeping them indoors now

>>51310509
Barret Estates are shitty bit there are good ones out there, I live in one built in 2001 and its solid.

>>51310713
>flat above a house
A masionette

>>51310672
>>51310695
In my country we call it a Twee-onder-een-kapwoning. Which means Two-under-one-roof-residence. Yes my language is retarded.

>>51313713
Parasol

I HATE BARRATT BOXES, I FUCKING HATE THEM I HATE THEM AAAAAAAAAERRRRRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH LEAVE MY RURAL ENGLAND ALONE YOU FUCKING KIKES! KIKES! KIKES!

>>51310496
Good luck, house on my street just went for £50k above guide price which itself was £75k over zoopla price

>>51330835
ah, of course - dunno why that didnt occur to me.
Im sure many a happy afternoon is spent out there.

>>51328818
>pays tax

>>51311083
Masons get the rope, along with their queen.

>>51314352
Feed lots

>>51314352
>>51333553
Drunken Deano Maze

>>51313550
I'd rather not have a hard than new insulted with one of these

Does the UK even have suburbs like the US? Mind you, I don't mean sprawling planned suburbs with houses ten feet apart like you find everywhere in Florida, Texas, etc. I mean "unplanned" natural suburbs that serve as a buffer between urban and rural living. Do they exist there?

>>51333680
Sort of, but they were built in 1860 as train suburbs of various cities, and later swallowed, or left to decay, or both. Because the UK is so much smaller, and trains kept running much longer than in the US, automobile suburbs took off later than the US, really only post-1960 or 1970. The closest thing they have are gated communities, post 1995. They are very close to US ones.

>>51310416
Same is happening in burgerland. Production builders are scaling new construction back due to speculators afraid of what's coming. Custom homes are still popular due to building materials becoming cheaper.

>>51311022
The worst part is the tiny windows which I guess means you don't get to look into your neighbors' other tiny windows but tiny rooms, no sunlight, and shitty sewer pipes if it's an old renovation. I don't care of its brick and will last 100 years. I'm not living in some dated shitbox if I have the equity to upgrade. I'll pay off one home as my emergency digs and rent it out and live in something that doesn't make me want to rope myself.

Europe is fun to walk around but not live if it's like sardines. Loved coming back to Murica with breathing room and space.

>>51322960
no refunds

WINTER IS COMING LADS

>>51310509
You are truly a fucking retard... a pecial breed really