/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>51300067
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring spree of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.035 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>Intent to launch NFT marketplace by end of Q2 FY '22 (May-July)

DRS & Computershare
>12.7 million shares DRS'd by Apr. 30th 2022
>Previously 8.9 million shares by Jan. 29th 2022 and 5.2 mill by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Friday RRP: 2,173.413B, 107P = 20.312B per (roughly)
Monday RRP: No
Tuesday RRP: 2,188.796B, 103P = 21.250B per (roughly)

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
https://wallet.gamestop.com/
>GameStop Crypto Wallet available for download on Chrome
investor.gamestop.com/node/19781/html
>FY22 Q1 results
investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>Four-for-One Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend
>(Record: July 18, 2022; Dist. after closing on 21st)
https://news.gamestop.com/static-files/69239be2-1b34-444e-b981-ad69b586cedb
>22 Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp will be issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years.

>Q2 Earnings report on Sept. 7th

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

Kenneth Cordele Griffin is a cunt that is going to Hell to burn for eternity for his heinous sins.

GME is going to zero. Why? Simple. There isn't a gaming crisis right now. Instead, there's an energy crisis. Does GME produce electricity? Oil? Gas?

was havin' a dream we were trading over $100 again

Ready for more dilution baggies? I hear Cohen’s next move is for GameStop become a giant in the thriving world of fax machines. He’ll have taken you from one dead industry to three in just two years!

>>51300067
>>51300073
Operation No Fren Left Behind reporting in.
THEY WILL NOT DIVIDE US
CANTSTOP
WONTSTOP
GAMESTOP
>welcome all frens in the one and only comfy /GME/ thread

>>51300051
>5D chess
Fortune teller

>>51300079
A $600m short position from $45/share would be worth over $1b right now.

Ken Griffin, you have 1 yil

>>51300162
Who paying them ? that a lot of share to dump on some retard kek

>>51300162
Was there a 13.3 million volume candle at $45 to plug that position into?

I'm not selling. I'm going to keep DRSing more.

>work all day
>come home and check the /gme/ archives
>30 posts [Deleted] in one thread
What the actual fuck?

>>51300252
Massive amounts of butthurt as GME holders simply don’t care and aren’t selling.

>>51300155
Checked. WAGMI tomorrow is my wish.

LeT mE TeLL yOu WhaT A gOod BuY BbbY iS rIgHt NoW!

"RegSho!" "FTD's!" "Short Interest"

Kek BBBY baggies

I've been gone for three weeks, what have I missed? Somebody died, and the media is losing their shit about RC's BBBY position?

>>51300310
HnNnNg

WAGMI FRENS. Be diamond handed like John Templeton, who became a billionaire using his strategy of patience and diamond handing value stocks like GME.

> Money magazine in 1999 called him "arguably the greatest global stock picker of 3 the century". Templeton attributed much of his success to his ability to maintain an elevated mood, avoid anxiety and stay disciplined. He rejected technical analysis for stock trading

>Templeton focused on buying stocks he calculated were substantially undervalued, holding them until selling when their price rose to fair market value. His average holding period was about four years.

WAGMI FRENS, DRS and be like John Templeton, diamond fucking hands.

>>51300333
For anyone new to this thread I would like to bid you a warm welcome.

You may be a little confused by the fact that the title of this thread is labelled as 'GME General' yet there seems to be many posts from people regarding BBBY.

You are correct in your assumption, that these comments should not be here. However, to explain to you why these comments are here we need to go back.

In a nutshell people who got bored of holding GME and browsing Superstonk started to visit the old original subreddit Wall Street Bets.

As many here know WSB is completely controlled by Hedgefunds, unfortunately those who couldn't control themselves bought into the hype on WSB and purchased many shares of BBBY.

When they got rug pulled they didn't want to accept that they were duped, so now they have become deluded AMC2 losers who keep trying to tie any tenuous link they can to GME.

For anyone who didn't fall for the obvious rug pull it is utterly exasperating to have to deal with these in denial baggies.

One way to understand that they are in denial is that they followed the advice of WSB and fomo’d into BBBY, but now that there is an overwhelmingly negative sentiment towards BBBY on WSB they have to trawl the internet searching for fellow BBBY baggies. When there is another hype stock on WSB they will no doubt fomo into that as well.

Any questions please feel free to ask the people who did not fall for the rug pull, but please do try to ignore those who keep trying to associate BBBY with GME as it's clear at this point they're either insane or extremely retarded.

>>51300333
trips checked. also, Cohen is AI

>>51300252
Christcuck and kikekuck got into a fight. No appearance from pisslam rep. They were jannied hard.

>>51300310
They literally killed someone to try and dump it and it won't even stay below $7.

>>51300348
I lived this and confirm everything.

>>51300365

>>51300252
can't even have a nice thread anymore

>>51300343
Based.

Sir John Templeton's Way with Money
https://youtu.be/jCwrKLqkDKc
https://youtu.be/6lKa5IQr4z8

>>51300357
Mohammad had a couple of halfhearted posts but nobody took the bait so he gave up pretty quickly

>>51300398
Nice, thanks fren.

>>51300343
Just looked him up, kinda based ngl
>born in
>attended Yale University
where he was an assistant business manager for campus humor magazine Yale Record
>He financed a portion of his tuition with winnings from playing poker, a game at which he excelled.
Southern lad hits the books and gets into Yale, manages the money for a funny magazine, and takes trust fund kids’ money at poker to then trade stocks with. This feels about the same level as using gubment handouts for Covid relief to yolo into shitcoins for nice gains to then kickstart a GME fund.

Shill Chads. We're close. Brainstop -20% coming tomorrow on earnings.

>funkopop NFTs?
DEAD
>brick and mortar stores? (lol)
Literally no one shops at gamestop LMAO
>Ryan Cohen?
Pump and dumping baggies already. Everything he touches is a failure.

I can feel it in my bones Shill Chads. Tomorrow is ours. Brainstop baggies hanging themselves from mommy's rafters. Lmao.

>>51300388
Hey, I'm just saying. Who else do they need to murder to get it to 0?

>>51300455
Hundreds of thousands of people lmao.

>>51300398
thans anon

>>51300455
If they could, they would nuke the world and kill everyone on it before admitting defeat. Which would definitely be a very effective way at getting the price to zero.

>>51300455
A lot. Personally, I think they’re in a similar situation to pre-sneeze GME, where the only way shorts win is for bedstock to go bankrupt. The difference is that the likelihood of that happening is way higher than zero (unlike jimmies)

My fellow Gmericans...

I go in expecting neither good or bad. I just go in and take what comes.

My fidelity app has straight not worked all summer. It doesn’t show my portfolio and I can’t transact. Today I reinstalled the app and it still just doesn’t work. I’m going to be away for work and won’t have access to my home computer next week bros. Is fidelity about to force me into the infinity pool?
I might have to try and use fidelity in a browser, or even Computershare on a browser. Kinda nervous I’m going to be forced to hold to meme numbers because Fidelity couldn’t code a working app

Just realized I posted this in the old thread.

>>51300062 #
If stalling indefinitely was an option on the table, Melvin Capital would still be in business. They didn't suck Gabe's hedgefund dry, until it was nothing but a husk, because they've been playing options so well this whole time and making money off the volitility. They're barely scraping by and they're dropping like flies while they do it. If all that remains of this is a waiting game, I have less than zero doubt that we'll be the winners.

>>51300529
it will happen when the weather cools

I see there are two threads up. Look, I know there’s thread splitting bullshit going on, but if the OP works in a thread someone else makes, can we please use that one? I have no idea which thread to use because they both seem fine, but one has double the posts of the other.
I’m appreciative that there’s one or two people that try to always be the ones baking, and I appreciate fighting the thread splitting and shit, but please can we not let there be two active /GME/ threads going on at once like this? I don’t know who made which thread but I’m going to use the most popular one.
I’m posting here instead of the real threads because I don’t want people to start arguing in the other threads. Again, it’s nice that people want to bake so as to protect the threads, but please don’t believe that ONLY you can bake so if anyone else does you HAVE to split. And I’m not saying that’s what happened here, I’m just saying please if you have to just take one for the team and let someone else bake if they get the thread up first.

I don’t know why this has even become a thing recently. It’s just making a thread why is this so problematic now? There’s literally nothing gained from this so idk why that one guy/those people/discordies insist on upsetting the usual flow of threads

>>51300113
During times of strife and uncertainty people will pay to help them vent their unease and anxiety. Everyone I know is subbed to some kind of streaming service, gaming service, and other "feel-good" things. I have no doubt people are buying up vidya as much if not more so than they used to be.

GME sells fun, and that's what everyone wants.
>muh society is going to collapse! It won't matter!
If that happens, then nothing will matter. I'll worry about the apocalypse when it arrives.

>>51300563
>There’s literally nothing gained from this so idk why that one guy/those people/discordies insist on upsetting the usual flow of threads
It's an ego thing. They think they own the right to make threads. I go with whatever was made first.

Bagholder general

>>51300537
have you tried it on any other device?

>>51300599
enjoy your stay

locked and loaded WITH 20K in the event this thing gets taken down to single digits. Do it hedge fucks. DOOOO ITTTTTTTTTT

I got a real good ab workout today because I couldn’t stop laughing at crypto baggies

>>51300601
I only have the one phone what are you talking about? On PC the websites work fine but I’m not gonna be at my pc next week. Oh well I guess. Worst case scenario, I don’t sell my GME. Good.

>>51300588
The edition names/pics always give it away.

>sneed hedgies

Threaded!
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>>51294409
>>51294409

CHECKED!
>>51300155
>>51300188
>>51300333

WAGMI OOOOOOOOO
>>51300343
>>51300348
>>51300353
>>51300357
>>51300365
>>51300384
>>51300388

>>51300310
this is some pot calling the kettle black shit. You're both bag holders in the end

>>51300669
There is only one idiosyncratic risk.

>>51300588
The OP seemed fine for both threads. And the only pattern recognition coming in to play is “I recognize the pattern of this thread was made by the same guy.”
All I said was if someone else bakes- even if it is annoying- if the OP is fine then please just roll with it. Maybe reply to the new baker and tell them to announce if they’re baking next thread, and if they are antagonistic over time then start making your own threads.

The issue I want to avoid is one guy going “I am the only one who is allowed to make threads.” As long as the usual guy or couple of you who make the threads agree that this scenario is to be avoided then it’s fine. It doesn’t seem to be splitting this week so far so hopefully it doesn’t come up anymore. But I don’t want there to be a point where the usual baker puts their own pride in front of what’s best for people who want to post in /GME/. I am humbly asking you to remember that you bake all the time to help others, not because you want to stoke your ego or something, so please if someone else makes a thread and things check out or work fine, just let it slide. Please don’t let /GME/ threads become nonstop splitting because you’re choosing to put “I have to be the one making the threads” over “there is a thread up and it works.”
Thank you for not just calling me a shill. I hate to see the threads get fucked with and I just want to avoid causing even more chaos because of people’s pride. I’m not saying the bakers are doing anything bad or that they can’t bake anymore, I just want them to please consider what’s best for the threads if someone else bakes correctly.

>>51300660
Thank you comfy baker!!

Kek transparent and desperate faggies.

>>51300588
You fell for the splitfag's pasta spam

I am genuinely disturbed that I was birthed in a reality where numbers decide everything and most humans are at the complete mercy of a small percentage of mentally unhinged psychos that need to consume everything because their greed can never be sated. HOWEVER it is also completely hilarious that this whole racket is being gloriously fucked up by a video game store.

>>51300557
Citadel has almost a hundred billion assets under management. They can sustain a billion dollar/mo loss for a long, long time.

>>51300720
I don't even read the OP. These threads are just data collection nodes for me.

I think you anons are in the wrong thread.
>>51294409
This one is 7 hours old and has twice as many posts. This one was just made. I am going to migrate to the real thread before this one gets deleted by the janitors.

>>51300743
>Citadel has almost a hundred billion assets under management.
No one tell him

kek kryptoe baggies.

>>51300669
there is only one kettle

>>51300758
Even at a 90% loss they can sustain that drain for almost a year, not accounting for credit lines being thrown its way. It's going to take so much longer than you think, even though it's also literally tomorrow.

the internet was a mistake

>>51300777
Checked and nobody tell him.

>>51300777
Who's going to throw credit into a fund which has the majority of it's capital in securities sold not bought and is actively losing money for years?

What's to stop me from pushing Kenneth Griffin over the edge in Minecraft right now?

When did you realize it was over? For me it was 6 months ago. But i still hold. Dreams of MOASS...

>>51300845
Other people who want to do the same.

Jesus fucking Christ how low can this shit go?

>>51300832
We live in a timeline where people buy LUNC, and this very thread (me too, for that matter) is dedicated to the idea that a video game store is going to rip the global financial system a terminal new asshole. You tell me.

>>51300832
this is what I am wondering. Maybe kenny put up a lot of his own personal belongings as collateral

>>51300777
>for years
Lol they have less than a year

>>51300871
no more yil

>>51300845
He needs to witness the NFT divvy or a DRS'd float now, cmon.

Thoughts for tomorrow? I'm thinking we'll keep crabbing downward. Part of me wants it go lower to slurp more cheapies but I would also like to see the moon before the year is over.

>>51300932
Tomorrow is earnings. Massive dump.

>>51300932
dump to $22

>>51300999
Checked and slurped

mentally preparing myself for 15

>check ticker
>$25
damn what the fuck

>>51300857
Gamestop wiped out a quarter of Michael Jordan's net worth before it was halted. You best start believeing in clownworlds, you're in one.

>>51300530
wow
>>51301044
billy gonna wagmi this time

>>51301092
your g-g-g-g-gosh d-d-d-d-darn right w-w-w-w-wagmi

>>51300802

>>51301144
Fucking kek

>>51301083
>GME dunked on Jordan
We're we the original dunkies all along?

>>51301197
Yes, or dunk is Jordan

>>51300741
Nice 741 get.
This man speaks the truth.

>>51301243
Holy moly.

>>51300741
741 checked.

The numbers Mason.. what do they mean?

Why do brokers still give a warning message to anyone who's about to trade GME (and likely other meme stocks)? Like, it's trading. Everyone knows the risks.

>>51300741
never bet against weaponized autism , welcome to clown world.

>>51301464
Some idiots have filed lawsuits after getting tricked by Reddit into buying something they don’t understand, it’s just to protect themselves against nuisances

One bite everybody knows the rules

Pajeet bros we are winning

>>51300743
>assets under management
They have an almost equal amount in assets not delivered/owed
>billion dollar/mo
Were looking at billions in losses a week. Why else would they be taking out 600 million loans for twice the going interest rate? No one wants to buy portions of the dying company. There last desperate attempt was to get JP Morgan to sponsor them into govt funding programs. The same JP Morgan that's over leveraged 130:1. The same JP Morgan mentioned in that shitty pump and dump lawsuit. Dimon has been flying around just as much as Kenny parading around China, while condemning China in public. Shit is funny as fuck.

Stay comfy, comfy /GME/.

>>51300741
Checked.

>>51301509
That ties in with Chinky McGlowpanda being the one to sue BBBY that induced the ledgie.

>>51300857
You admit to clown world in the first half of your post, and then try to be rational in the second half. Make up your mind before you shit all over the board.

>>51300067
Kek crypto baggies. Yall are beneath us

>>51300741
Check
>>51301477
Kek and check
>>51301488
Wrecked

>>51301479
>tricked by Reddit into buying something they don’t understand
I have about 2,000 shares and I still don't understand.

I think after MOASS I'm gonna get into smoking Cigars, pipes and hookah. But very seldom.

>>51301539
Kek, they need to work on their writing/storytelling skills

>>51301539
I assumed he stepped out on to the open street and defecated after posting that.

>>51301522
Comfy check

>>51301555
Excellent trips.
I will continue smoking weed, but will switch to the top shelf stuff instead of discount ounces post moass.

>>51300124
That was just a pre-split dream. We're back to those levels

The lack of Yahud and Xtians here is very comfy indeed. I fear too many in these generals are hoping for Schmita and the subsequent paying off of debts by Jews. Or for whatever market dynamic to force them to cover. When have you ever known in history for them to keep their word? Allah has told us frequently how brazen they are in stealing wealth, expecting to get away with burning in Hell for just a couple days.

It is solely on us to bring them to pay. Here's hoping RC has a card up his sleeve, May Allah aid him and aid us.

Late night Cumberland Farms run if you guys need anything. I'm buying.

>this LARP has such a testable outcome it may be real

>>51301845
more of a early/lunch guy there, myself. i'll pass thanks

How the fuck is Tether still holding on if the rest of crypto is dumping?

>>51301847
I'm not even smart enough to understand what that mean's, Il'just hold until I'm a billionaire though.

>>51301888
It's un-Tethered from the others!

>>51301888
Because it's literally tied to the fucking dollar retard. (It's also a scam that's inflated crypto markets for years. They do not have the dollars they say they do. But people haven't accepted that yet.)

>>51301923
Carlos!

Yo GME baggie bros what's the new goalpost?

>>51301976
See>>51301847

>last few weeks have been pure hell with non stop dumping
>find out I have 30k coming
>suddenly want it to keep dipping for the next several months so I can SLURP

It's a complex kind of feel but if it stays at $25 I can accumulate over 2k shares

>>51301900
Based retard. Idk either. Maybe it'll be proven correct/wrong tomorrow. I'll be on the lookout for smarter anons to spoon feed

>>51302016
We’re 2 weeks away from moass. I’m not even kidding. Bitcoin is already below what it was at in December 2020 and spy will go below what it was all while gme remains still more than $4.

I think we're closing at 22.26 - 24.20 tomorrow before earnings. Depending on how much ammo they have.

The fact that I looked into this probably means they have a lot of ammo so it's probably gonna be ruff

>Really ruff

>>51301845
Iced coffee with milk.

>>51301847
Ooh yeah baby, show me more of those falsifiable predictions.

>>51302088
checked but I hope you're wrong because holy shit I could have 2k shares. keep dumping pls hedgies one more day this shit for me

>>51302134
You can slurp a decent amount in 2 weeks.

>>51302134
Please shut the fuck up. We get it. Cool. Sorry about your grandma. Congrats on the shares.

>>51302176
This is a sub xxx stacklet absolute malding over other people's success

BTC brothers, I don't feel so good.
>under $18,700

Sorry guys. Fed the slidie. My bad.

Bros...I think it's this month.
>>>394163874

uhhh burrybros..

>>51302268
boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/394163874
Meant to post this

>>51302279
Is Burry implying the bottom is in?

>>51302294
He's also getting very close to revealing knowledge of Shemitah/Jubilee years.

>>51302279
>>51302294
>>51302318
Love Burry posting. Burry I know you’re here reading this now. Never stop doing what you do. Personally I think Burry is saying the crash is starting now, not that the bottom is here
>it’s tomorrow

>>51300743
thats not how it works. if that was true they wouldn't be taking out billion dollar loans every year. For the first time in the entire history of citadel kenny boy sold a piece of it. If he had all that liquid money he wouldn't need all of the loans and selling equity. Especially with the interest rates going up. I saw their balance sheet almost the entirety of it was assets sold not yet purchased. They can play their shell game and pump their assets but everything comes to an end. Look at enron, bernie madoff, etc.

>>51302285
also a thread about this very thing

https://twitter.com/QuantumDom/status/1567205912284221442?s=20&t=cesqRi9HPdCLHAogFKvJqQ

>>51302285
Crossboard link format is three meme arrows slash board code slash postid:
>>>/pol/394163874

>>51302197
oh boy this guy think anything under XX,XXX shares will make it. Ooooof

>>51302351
>Personally I think Burry is saying the crash is starting now, not that the bottom is here
i think so as well, and hes going to keep repeating it until hes right in two weeks or six months

>>51302351
I love Dr. B!
>still holding and catting

>>51302400
Timing this shit is impossible. He knows what's coming. Not when.

>>51302370
So, in English, this nonsense with Russia will start the MOASS?

>>51302391
>>51302370
The Europeans and the Euro will be their scapegoat LMAO. Moona soona. The boggening that will lead to the emancipation of GME will be blamed on those stinky European energy speculators

>>51302512
Based narrative crafter. You should work in Virginia

>>51302512
Believable 2bh.

kek baggies

>could have sold for 40k profit
>now holding at a 40k loss of initial

Haha very comfy am I right guys hahaha

>>51302547
They are free to use that narrative. Free of charge.

>>51302632
damn bro what's your position? I'm down around 20k myself

>>51302632
-54.60% here

“Thieves of private property pass their lives in chains; thieves of public property in riches and luxury.” -Cato the Elder

GME has been a wild ride. I feel like I have lived through similar experiences to men like Cato. I am witnessing the changing of the world in ways never before seen. Most of all, I have tried my best to internalize the wisdom of those who cane before me. I chase not fame and glory, I only want GME riches so I can retire to grow my own proverbial cabbages and raise good children away from the busy world. I don’t even care about the money aspect, or at least, not as much as I care about holding GME because it gives me a front row seat and vested interest in watching these events unfold. I bought my GME, or funded the ships that have now set sail to Carthage. I know the city is about to fall, and that Wall Street is about to be liquidated. All that remains is to hold and watch as the walls begin to crumble, and someday, because I hold GME, I will stand back and watch in awe as the city of the world’s merchants burns and its fields are sewn with salt and media tears.

Appreciate this experience, anons. For better or worse, whatever Fortuna may have in store for us, we will remember these next few days- or, dare I say it, these next two weeks- for the rest of our lives.

wagmi

>>51302690
Just a bit over 4K shares at 37 average

>>51302732
-39.96%

>>51302777
-5%

>>51301900
>>51302066
>current DRSed shares prediction excludes top and bottom 5% accounts. This results in an average of 400 shares per account
>this practice (trimming) is standard in statistics for the purpose of eliminating outliers that skew the average
>without being trimmed, the average almost doubles to 700 shares per account
>anon argues that this practice is not necessary as the sample size is sufficient to represent the shareholder base. If he's correct, we have already DRSed close to 50% of total float and close to 100% of free float
>though, the trimmed average method has been extremely close to the official reported numbers in the previous 02 earnings
just look out for the official DRS number tomorrow anons
>>51302279
hope he doesn't get Arnalized

>>51302777
luggy sebens....

>>51302736
Nice RomePosting. We are in the last days of a dying empire. But we will emerge in the Renaissance,

>>51302777
luggy

>>51302632
I bought at $480 and sold at $40

>>51302632
>>51302690
>>51302732
>>51302774
>>51302777
>>51302795
SHILLS SHILLS!!! HEDGIE SHILLS SNEEEEED!!! EVERYONE IN /GME/ BOUGHT AT $10 (previously $40) AND ARE UP THOUSANDS OF % IN THE GREEN COMFY COMF ZEN!!!

Moass might be tomorrow

>>51302938
It is

>>51302938
>tuesday morning entrance
>Pokemon news confirmed for tomorrow morning
>GameStop has a shiny eternatus event they have not officially announced
>tomorrow morning GameFreak will announce Pokemon NFTs in their stream
>GameStop will announce their premium partners tomorrow at earnings
>free Pokemon NFTs for all shareholders
>Europe collapses
>we moon harder than anyone expected us to

>>51302991
fuck, tomorrow is wednesday

>>51302806
I typed out a long response but I decided not to post it because you were kind and probably don’t want to get bogged(kek) down talking about historical allegories.
GME is a rare event in human history that sometimes comes only once a century. I think WW2 of the last century, or Napoleonic France of the one before are the only true comparable references in recent history. The GameStop short squeeze will be one for the history books. Only this time, instead of history talking about great men crossing the rubicon or building Constantinople, it will talk about a group of people worldwide with not a single identifiable commonality shared among them, except that they held GME because it was funny, and they really just wanted to play video games

>>51302991
Low key Pokémon NFT dividend would be no cap for real

>>51303029
Kenny would have to hire an IRL Team Rocket to steal our rare Pikachus.

>>51303029
Idk anons Nintendo is really in a league of its own when it comes to gaming (see: red ocean/blue ocean business philosophy). They still struggle with basic online gaming and they dont let Youtubers make money if they so much as step on a turtle. I wouldn’t count on any Nintendo nft anything, let alone an IP NFT licensing agreement with GameStop. If I’m wrong I’ll scoop up some Oddish nft Pokémon though. Those lil dudes are cool

>>51302936
Correct!

I'm up bigly!

hey apes, genuine question, how do you think moass will play out?

>>51303120
The number will go up

>>51302391

>>51303070
They’ve been testing the NFT waters since before NFTs were a thing with amiibo. They’ve really moved into online and selling upgrade purchases with Mario Kart and Smash Bros. The NFTs are 100% coming and sooner than we think

>>51303129
bigly

>>51303152

>>51303158
Good analysis.

>>51303158
>>51303184
I think NFTs also solve Nintendo's two main problems with the US market: platform integration, and distribution. Remember that time they increased GameShark sales by like 12,000% by revealing that Mew and Celebi were in Pokemon GSC but you had to go to a one time event in New York City to unlock them?

We have to practice semen retention. There’s a science to this stuff. Coomers are NGMI

>>51303023
>>51303023
I simply wanted to be "left the fuck alone"
I never wanted to participate in school or work ever not fucking once
You forced me into this system, it will just burn to ashes
There is nothing left there is no fud the fud is the system they contracted since before my birth
No fud ever works with me
I am the fucking fud I live it every second of the day
You want to me to sell
You should have left me the fuck alone all those years ago from the beginning...
Now it's stops because you could have simply chosen just left me the fuck alone but you chose death instead
I buy out of pure spite
Live or die I do not fucking care
There is no fucking fudding that

>>51303214
i'm actively not cooming

>>51303218
Don’t worry anon GME will make you enough money you can finally be left alone without worry

>>51303214
>>51303262
Enjoy your prostate cancer. Hope you like getting fingered by doctors with thick meaty fingers.

>>51303309
thanks, i just coomed

>>51303309
That might just be a Jewish myth. I really don’t trust science anymore. Hitler never jerked off

heh you have yet to experience literal max pain

>>51303067
Like this

>>51303346
No I played Max Payne when I was a kid it was pretty fun

>>51303360
kek, perfect

>>51303346
>>51303346
Crash it to zero already then
Do it
Do it tomorrow

>>51303360
kek

>>51303346
That game sucks.

>>51303360
What’s fucked up is I can’t tell if that’s Gabe plotkin or DFV

>>51303529
It's clearly Vlad. DFV and Vlad don't even look anything alike, that was just a meme perpetrated by pajeet shills who try to imply all white people look the same

>>51303549
Hi Keith

>>51303549
They do to non whites. Just like asians look similar to us

ITS GOING BY TOO FAST IM TOO FUCKING RETARDED

1.0 T LEVERAGED WITH ENERGY BUT WHOS 1 TRILLION, EUROPE ISNT A SINGLE PERSON

LEVERAGED THROUGH WHAT FINANCIAL DERIVATIVES, HELD BY WHO SPECIFICALLY

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

WILL AMERICAN BANKS BE AFFECTED DIRECTLY OR THROUGH CONTAGION

>>51303642
Everybeuropean baby born is immediately signed into a leveraged deal with the Bogdanoffs. Since they died, Europe assumed they didn’t have to pay anymore, but they were wrong, and now the ghosts of bogs past have come to collect what they are owed.

>>51303642
dayum bro, you look fatigued. you good?

>>51303642
They can just print more energy. Chill. Its a nothingburger

Do we have some smart people in here? Explain that 1 trillion issue please

>>51303793
printing money takes energy though

>>51303830
Overleveraged bullish bets on energy
Through options and swaps
What Bill Hwang was busted for, every financial institution is still doing today

>Two more weeks
>Going to $0
>Your still here
>Kek Baggies

I will not sell a single share until we MOASS or this goes to $0.
Think about it MOASS was always the 1 in a 6million shot, while the stock going to $0 was supposed to be guaranteed, yet here we are. They come ever day and every night to try and demoralize us, with phrases like "two more weeks" "it's going to $0 soon" "your still here" and yet here we still are. Two weeks have passed and two more and two more and here we still are. But you know what keeps me bullish even on the worst crab days? They too are still here. Day in and day out, they show up and tell us it's going to $0 in two more weeks.
They have no bags to hold, and they owe bags they can not pay and so they come here and beg us to sell our bags to them. Every. Single. Day.

Kek, hedgies, your still here, I thought it was only two more weeks until $0?

>>51303906
It's worse, it was overleveraged shorting and then prices spiked 35% when monke shut off Nordstream 1.

>>51303120
It will look a lot like Jan 2021 but it will continue probably for weeks with all the circuit breakers tripping

Putin is so based. I bet he’s never jerked off a day in his life

>>51303204
shills utterly BTFO by this comment

Is fall human mating season or something. Why are horny zoomer women prowling the streets and approaching weird guys?

>>51303954
Well said crip mac

>>51302991
7 4 1 would be the numbers for the Gen 1 starter Pokemon.

>>51304223
Where can I find these horny zoomer women? I need a few of them in my life.

>>51303954
well said. This will be the case for the ages how (((their))) psyops not only ceased to work, but actually backfired and created the largest militant autismo collective in the history of DMW2Xmankind.

>>51304432
gamestop x pokemon. pokestop, make it happen

The gods punish hubris. Kenny brought this on himself when he decided he should have an art collection that rivals the Rothschilds. RC and us are the nemesis unleashed by the gods. Also time isn’t linear so we already made it and just remembering that time just before moass and wtf was this covid bullshit anyway? Why is reality so flimsy lately?

>>51304447
I’m in Toronto, but I would assume the phenomenon is probably happening elsewhere as well

>>51303954
i count how many times kek baggies ia mentioned in a thread thats the number of shares i buy and drs for the day

i dont think they will ever stop
probably just bots at this point

I bought a new keyboard from Gamestop today. It was $50 + 10 for the one-year warranty. My previous one's space bar was starting to shit the bed. That and the "a" key was starting to stick.

I knew it was a "quiet" type (I prefer the red type) but all the other ones were the previous brand that shit the bed or super expensive brands in the $90~$100 range. I ended up getting a middle-of-the-road SteelSeries.

I asked him how business was doing and he said "better than expected".

>>51304677
checked and cool story bro

A lot of talk of WWIII and Europe collapsing this month. The crash is quite close. Bitcoin will plummet

>>51304677
Observed and good for you buddy try not to ruin your GameStop keyboard with dorito dust and chicken grease

>>51304795
>normies talk
So what who cares. Buy the fear

>>51304827
It supposedly has a decent "water resistance" level. Normally I'm pretty gud at keeping my board clean but I did accidentally dump leftover instant noodle juice into the previous one. That probably didn't help. That didn't seem to hurt it but the space bar and "a" key were bugging me for a while so I'd been wanting to replace it. In a pinch, it can function if this one somehow breaks but I think this new board will do nicely.

My only issue with it is I wish it had "clickity-clack" feedback but it's dead silent just about. Backlit LED boards have ruined me. I used to not care but once you have one you can't really go back to an unlit one.

>>51304795
Already is

>>51304677
Nice blog, my desire to know more is increasing, how did they hand you the receipt? Did you explain you was an ape? Did you offer him a take away?

>>51305025
you need grammarly

>>51305025
>how did they hand you the receipt?
he just slipped it in the bag. I have it taped to the underside of my keyboard.
>Did you explain you was an ape?
No. That'd be retarded.
>Did you offer him a take away?
A what?

>>51304677
I stopped by one last week just because I was already stopping nearby for a burrito, and wanted to pick up a cheap replacement Xbox one controller.
They didn't have any cheapies in stock, just the official Microsoft products and a couple of refurbished ones. The store leader, who I've talked to a few times before, offered to order what I wanted on the website, but I told him it wasn't urgent, and that I was mostly just stopping in. I ended up buying a couple sets of polyhedric dice. I bantered with the guy for a while about local stuff, and eventually turned the topic to the business of the store itself. He was politely complaining about not having much control over his inventory, and how what store receives which product comes from several tiers in the infrastructure higher than he is. I suggested it might be part of the current product liquidation tactics, with all the stores doing the 25% off deal, but he didn't seem convinced.

Shit, I just realized the horror of being a GameStop employee now.
Every workday is literally you being on "Undercover Boss," but LITERALLY ANYONE could be a shareholder.
Fuck, that's kinda creepy.
Anyway, LESS PONDERING, MORE PRODUCT FACING! CHOP CHOP, WAGIE!
Oh, and get me a mountain dew! It's hard work being the owner of an international tech company!

>>51305233
The wagies themselves can afford shares now.

>>51305233
>It's hard work being the owner of an international tech company!
Checked and kek'd. I find it pretty comfy, myself.

>>51300932
Another -5+ day, despite any good news

>mfw Ken sold some of Citadel before I sold ANY of my GME
How weak.

>>51303968
Putin is inadvertently or purposefully exposing the dirty laundry of big finance. This is an epic troll greater than even Trump has ever performed.

I'm calling a drop to $12 afterhours after earnings. All that retail selling off after no drs numbers

>>51305530

>there are still BBBY threads

>>51305530
I’m calling a not selling ever, never swinging, just holding to shit on boomer wife-beating billionaires

>>51302797
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>using averages
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>not trimming
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>in pareto-distributed variables such as shares per account

Im calling larp

t. stats

>>51303588
Wrong again schizo

>earnings will be bad
>dilution will be announced
>price will tumble after hours
>weak souls will sell
>WAGMI

>>51302797
Was he for real?

>>51305954
could be
moass will only happen after superstonk and all of reddit is selling

>>51305954
>was he for real
Taking financial advice on a ohio goat brushing forum?
Extremely bullish

>>51302991
>>51304432
>the NFT dividend is a starter pokemon

>>51305954
He is wrong because the reserved shares already existed, they did not come from the free float. He is an idiot

>>51305982
>mfw GameStop is totodile

So I was out doing fieldwork for a week, have I missed anything or just Ryan killing bobby guy?

>>51306028
You missed BBBY being the real play and the mothership. If you want GME to moon you should sell everything and buy BBBY

So what is the number of DRS’d shares required now to finally kick this thing off? Lost track since the split dividend

kek baggies

Kek hedgies

>>51303968
Why would they short energy when even the mainstream media is saying Eurocucks grans are gonna fucking die come winter when nobody can afford the massive energy costs? Am I retarded or are they?

>>51306089
You’re related. Energy crises are bullish

>>51306089
i imagine they opened short positions before the war started.

Retarded

>>51306104
no, they shorted the brief period of decline in the past month

>>51306094
>Energy crises are bullish
For who?

>>51306157
not for euros that’s for fucking sure. I would hate to live in any european country that relied heavily on russia for gas. cold winter is an understatement

I’m sick of this crabbing

Burry bros

Check lyrics to mermaider by dethlok

Let me know what u think

Nothing ever happens. It’s all a nonsense system of abstraction that we make sacrifices to on occasion. Nobody will go hungry, nobody will free to death. We will AGMI

Any of you guys ever get that feeling, like “yeah, wait. Putting all of my money into GameStop in the middle of a stock market crash IS pretty retarded.”

>>51306577
Literally not once

>>51306609
I guess you’re stronger than I am

>>51306577
yea but I’d rather do this with its infinitesimally small chance of happening and it does rather than waging myself to death. I’ve seen what 60 hr work weeks do to great men, I’ll pass. Either this works out or I work part time as a bar back in some college town and fuck 18 y/o’s and stay fit as fuck. I already don’t give a fuck what other people think, why start now. thx for reading my blog. Also checked

That's exactly when I want to put my money into the gamestock
It is just you

>>51306627
How new are you to investing

>>51306635
>Infinitesimal
Did you mean virtually certain? Or are you just retarded

>>51306577
Got it long ago and sold. Most smart people did. You’re only company is bots and redditors now

You look at these threads in a whole other light when you finally do wake up, I’ll say that much

>>51306520
How did this go missed?

When is the next splivvy?

>>51306653
>infinitesimally
>Immeasurably or incalculably minute.
I used it correctly you dumb nigger

Thank you burry bro

Phone posting so it's rough but I am glad I got some eyes on it

It wasn't just me

>>51306661
kek

When was that edit made

>>51306661
Omg reddit visitors screencap this, we need some dd on this wrinkled apes

>51306659
Then why are you still here one, and two why would someone pay daily bots dedicated to talking about GME a dying Rick and morty? AMC general couldn’t stay up for more than 3 days even when it went to $70 last year. I don’t see a homegoods or Kohls general..

>>51306685
The edit was made just now by me. I don’t think it means anything but you’re probably right about the reference. He’s a known heavy metal head and autist, like myself.

>>51306691
this lmao
>I sold but am posting about how I sold at 6am ET to bring to light the state of these threads

Ty for the DD on that fellow anon +1

I think he gets on music rushes and posts rambles similar to something you'd find in a angst aol away message status

>>51306478
>down 36% over the past month
>crabbing

>>51306746
le craberino is a bullcuck cope meme

>>51306068
110% minimum

>>51306659
Bullish

>>51306671
No you didn’t dumb fuck. How new are you. Try to keep up or keep being retarded, I couldn’t care less either way

>>51302991
>we moon harder than anyone expected us to
But my expectations are infinite.

>>51301802
They won't pay their debts.
That's why God crashes the market every 7 years

Oh nononono hahahahahah

>>51307191
What date is the shemitah?

>>51307259
2 weeks

>51307253
Where the fuck have you been faggot? Just wake up from a 1 week nap?

>>51307259
24th sept

We’re going to have so many children if this actually happens. Can you imagine how well we will raise them compared to how we were raised? IQs will shoot up overnight. It will be evolution in real time.

can't some guy just go to citadel hq, ask for kennoid and when he comes out, the guys would just hand him a paper saying "you just got served"?

I'll do it

>>51307413
kenny never shows up at office, he always flying and always on the phone

>>51307413
served with what? nigger

>>51307448
when he looks down to read it you hit him in the face with a pie

>>51307413
Ken Griffin has been under secret service protection since 2021. I am not even larping, they put the former head of the SS as the leader of his security detail. Nobody at all is getting within at best a hundred yards of the man. Same reason why he's made basically no public appearances outside of scheduled interviews with vetted audiences and armed men planted throughout the crowds. It's half to keep him alive, because plenty of people hate him far more than any shitposter making aggressive memes here, and half to make sure he can't run. Not even on flights to africa to go meet with other billionaires in bumfuque egypt to talk about their next move.

German market is crabbing ferociously.

>>51307448
preferably a steel pipe to the jaw

>>51307518
Are they finally out of dump?

>>51307253
>faced allegations
I'm alleging that you're a huge bitch, now face that

>>51307701
>>51307701

>>51307701

Threaded

>>51307726

>51307726
Fat semen covered fingers typed this post

>>51307734
>>51307734
>>51307734
Threaded.

>>51307464
Heh.