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51298335 No.51298335 [Reply] [Original]

HONEY WHY ISN'T OUR ZESIMATE GOING UP ANY MORE?

>> No.51298345
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51298345

honey i work 70 hours a week

>> No.51298411

>>51298345
Honey you need to fix the kitchen sink, you also need to put up a new deck and a tool shed. Becky just installed quarz countertops on her house too, we can't let that bitch's zesty go higher than ours. Please honey, do it for me.

>> No.51298419

>>51298345
I TOLD YOU TO FINISH THAT DECKING AT THE BACK MONTHS AGO

>> No.51298436

>>51298335
what's with the tiny pixel on her forehead

>> No.51298440

>>51298345
This marriage isn't working out honey. I'm sorry but, you're leaving now and I get the house.

>> No.51298465

>>51298436
Fuck your beauty standards

>> No.51298489

>>51298345
There are 168 hours in a week, and you work less than half of them!?

>> No.51298509

>>51298335
kek

>> No.51298518

>>51298345
You lazy shit... You go to your boss and tell him you need more hours!

>> No.51298589

>>51298465
kek

>> No.51298593
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>>51298345
If you finished the addition we would have 100k more!!!!

>> No.51298633

>>51298593
For everyone's enjoyment

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1299-W-El-Alba-Way-Chandler-AZ-85224/8175954_zpid/?utm_campaign=androidappmessage&utm_medium=referral&utm_source=txtshare

>> No.51298646
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>>51298633

>> No.51298653

>>51298593
>>51298633
Serves the kikes right. That's what you get for buying houses that you aren't going to live in.

>> No.51298655

>>51298411
>we have to post our zestimate daily using the facebook linking feature

>> No.51298664

>>51298419
>>51298411
>>51298440
>>51298518
>>51298593
And they wonder why I don't want to get married

>> No.51298685
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51298685

>>51298411
>>51298419
>>51298440
>>51298489
>>51298518
>>51298593
Honey.... darling.... light of my life...

>> No.51298718

>>51298685
SHuT ThE FUCk UP. I'M GOINg TO WholE FOoDs AnD tHE CrEDIt CARd BETTeR WORK THiS TIMe!!!!!

>> No.51298722

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frtZHgqiZmI

>> No.51298754

>>51298664
Because gay marriage is illegal in your country?

>> No.51298802
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>>51298465

>> No.51298846

>bought house before getting married.
>can throw gold digger whores out whenever I want

Who /child of divorce/ here?

>> No.51298865

>>51298664
Yeah I'm sure that's why you're single

>> No.51298864

>>51298633
>>51298593
I kinda did not believe that was real. But that is a real listing. The sad part is that is the only house with that kinda price cut.

>> No.51298904
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>>51298633
umm...what?

>> No.51298953

>>51298904
It holds up the Zestimate

>> No.51299029
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>>51298864
for now, though I can find lots that are half as bad, and who will easily be in the six figure losses come winter

>> No.51299091

>>51299029
Nice

>> No.51299097

>>51298904
looks like a fake foam column

>> No.51299103

>>51298518
My sister is unironically like this. My brother-in-law got a union job with the city (set for life), and now she's complaining about how he's not working as hard as he used to, despite the fact that he's got benefits up the ass and financial security. Every time I go to this lazy bitch's house, I literally step on crumbs and the place is a pig sty. She doesn't work and she only has 2 kids to take care of. I hate that society enables these lazy whores

>> No.51299126

>>51298953
kek underrated

>> No.51299132

>>51298904
Saul Goodman's home office

>> No.51299144

>>51299103
>I hate that society enables these lazy whores
Yes, society would be so much better off if we forced both parents to work and left the children to be raised by the state, what a paradise

>> No.51299170

>>51299144
>strawman
every single time

>> No.51299182
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51299182

>>51299091

ohhh, this one is only $9k away from realizing a six digit loss

>> No.51299189

>>51299170
How else would you disincentivize lazy whoredom? Aside from making women property again, that is.

Not that I'm against that idea or anything

>> No.51299215

>>51299189
by giving people national pride and altering their social behavior to encourage altruistic behavior i.e. invading a neighboring country and taking all of their stuff and enslaving all of their people

oh wait it's 2022 and we can't do that anymore. I guess we will just have to deal with lazy whoredom.

>> No.51299225

>>51299215
I don't see how this is incompatible with removing women's rights, why can't we have both?

>> No.51299228

>>51299182
i almost feel bad for this one, i mean they were only trying to make $9k out of the flip, unlike other flippers trying to get $100k

>> No.51299233

>>51299182
>bought in April
>back on the market in May
I'm glad they are living is their own hell on earth losing 100k after closing and other fees.

>> No.51299245

>>51299189
>divorce laws
>child support laws
>alimony laws
>19th amendment
>mandatory or coerced traditional christian church attendance
>bring back home economics classes or just do away with public schooling altogether
>etc. etc. etc.
there's like a hundred things we could do. this society is fucked

>> No.51299249

>>51299215
You can't magically solve this batch of women. They have to be raised right, and there needs to be heavy social and sometimes legal consequences for behavior that is destructive to society. That sort of goes across the board for men too, though. But you will never defeat the hyper-individualist society that we've created without a total overhaul. Ever woman alive today has been steeped in feminism, and know that there are never going to be consequences for their bad behavior. There will always be a cuck to pick up the pieces for her.

>> No.51299251
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51299251

OMG LOOK AT THE FIRE SALE!!!!!1!

>> No.51299265

>>51298633
Going to submit an offer for $99k just to make the realtor roastie seethe

>> No.51299277

>>51299228
No..fuck them. Flipper and investors are using cheap debt to prevent everyone else from getting a home.

>> No.51299280

>>51299029
very nice, let's see Paul Allen's flip

>> No.51299283

>>51299251
>1M for a shed in San diego.

Do amerilards really? 1M here gets you a literal mansion with property, even these days. All of the stores and amenities of a decent sized city within driving distance, too. I guess we don't have a bunch of diverse shops that sell korean bbq or somali cuisine or whatever though, guess the joke's on us.

>> No.51299292

>>51299097
I assure you that is 100% real foam.

>> No.51299309

>>51299228
>only trying to make $9k out of the flip
Not really making anything given all the fees. Maybe the 9k was them just trying to get out break-even.

>> No.51299313

>>51299283

That neighborhood is a mixture of LBGT, craft coffee, breweries, etc….But if you plan to have kids, the nearby schools are 3/10.

>> No.51299328

>>51299251
>>51299313
it's because you can make a mint on short term rental you FUCKING retards

>> No.51299330

>>51298904
>not having foam pillars in your 1,000 sq ft house
ngmi

>> No.51299360

>>51299103

We live in a savage uncivilized age in which is is actually forbidden for a man to beat his wife. Forbidden!

>> No.51299387

>>51298411
Honey, maybe if you sucked my cock once in a while I would give a fuck.

>> No.51299410

>>51299292
t. Leslie Nielsen

>> No.51299458

>>51299277
youre just poor

>> No.51299474

>>51298802
old internet lore right here
nice to see

>> No.51299485

>>51299458
Luckily over leveraged dude bros who label themselves as CEO president are getting fucked.

>> No.51299505

Question: House prices are going down as interest rates go up, but inflation is also going to keep making goods and services go up too. So could house prices start to climb again as construction companies become insolvent and the cost of goods to make a new home become exorbitant? I'm guessing new home construction will totally stop

>> No.51299571

>>51299474
we have to go back

>> No.51299718
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>>51299330
not just foam, but this one appears to be load bearing
though it doesnt match the corinthian column, and that may or may not be a tiki column to the left?

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>>51299718
Tiki is very in-style right now since we're reliving the 1970s. Many buyers are requesting it.

>> No.51299823

>>51299505
yes... yes and yes
Home prices are going up.

>> No.51299838

>>51299228
>Feeling bad for flip yids
Fuck them, they are a major reason why prices have becomes fucked right behind Blackrock and Koboyashi/Ramsey cultist

>> No.51299919

>>51299029
Why did they buy and then immediately list six days later? What improvements could have possibly been done?

>> No.51299944

>>51298593
>>51298633
>>51299029
>>51299182
Did a bunch of boomers die in Phoenix or what?

>> No.51299964

>>51299215
>invading a neighboring country and taking all of their stuff and enslaving all of their people
You don't need to kill other people to encourage national, civic, and cultural prosperity. This is your brain on /pol/

>> No.51299966

>>51299944
arizona is like the 2nd biggest boomer retirement state behind florida, so probably

>> No.51299973
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51299973

That's nothing. Check out this crackshack with a visibly sagging roof that they tried to "flip."

>> No.51299985

>>51299944

RAMPANT fucking housing speculation here. Phoenix gave tax breaks to bring some companies and jobs and it brought in people combined with the collapse of California causing a housing rush bigger than you can believe.

>> No.51300014

I'm up 200k on my house I bought in 2018 and it's shit but it's an all white area with good schools.

>> No.51300015

>>51299973
61k was too much in 2015. 200k is too much in 2022.

>> No.51300077

>>51298436
Helps with data mining and keeping track of posters like Pepes do but less obvious.

>> No.51300417

>>51299964
Its not about how many people of theirs you kill, its about ensuring enough of yours die. The natural human birth ratio is 105 males to 100 females, and female pairing rate optimizes at around a ratio of .95 males to 1 female as it forces competition within the female population and discourages waiting to select a mate. This means that an optimally structured society needs to find a way to kill off 9.5% of their males before they reach the age to start families. War was a convenient way to get that done and often a mutually beneficial arrangement between governing elites of different states.

>> No.51300467

>>51300417
Also poverty encouraged women to marry a guy.

>> No.51300496

>>51298335
Zestimate sisters how do we stop black people from moving next door? I didn't install granite countertops and make my floor plan open concept just to have the value ruined.

>> No.51300528

>>51300496
That is what HOAs are for. Just throw start shit between the New Neighbors and Karen.

>> No.51300555

>>51299505
Nah. Most builders are still cranking them out. The labor shortage has backlogs for years. The shift in the economy will weed out some over leveraged builders, but demand is still up in many markets

Price will rise until people get behind on debt and are forced to sell, followed by panic selling

>> No.51300659

>>51300555
>Price will rise until people get behind on debt and are forced to sell, followed by panic selling
This will take a while. Most people of bought long before the craziness of 2020. They all refinanced around 3%. And even if they wanted to move somewhere else. They would have to spend double for a similar home and they lose their 3% interest rate. Everyone who bought pre-2020 will stay in place... or rent out their home because rent income is more then their mortgage.

>> No.51300662

>>51298904
>>51299718
I'm not a structural engineer.
Nor were the people 'renovating' this tho, I'd guess. The price collapse maybe reflect the impending physical one - these definitely came with more walls originally, back in '78

>> No.51300681

>>51299103
sounds like he got the heckin based stay at home tradwife that /pol/ wants

>> No.51300764

>>51299277
>>51299838
that one is definitely not a flip attempt. They probably moved there for a job or something and then it didn't work out and now they are trying to unload the house for -100k lol

>> No.51300775

>>51298335
OH NO NO NO

BUYING A HOME BEFORE THE CRASH?

SAY IT AIN'T SO

>> No.51300813

>>51300659
It is kinda sick to think of... but a families biggest asset is a low mortgage rate on a house bought pre-2020. That 3% is well below inflation and in a pinch the equity in just about all pre-2020 homes doubled. I know someone who bought in 2000. He pays $700 a month on his mortgage. His home is worth $800k. It still cost money to maintain a home but that is very manageable with a $700 monthly payment.

>>51300764
Yep and they are from CA, bought it over Zoom and wrote off the inspection. They are part of the problem.

>> No.51300837

>>51298904
What's that? You don't like the random greek pillars on the italian renaisance tile flooring with the shittiest Wal-Mart blinds and ceiling fan?

>> No.51300899
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>>51299973
>authentic 50's interior

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>>51299944
nah, its like that EVERYWHERE. I was just using the same city that OP posted. Have you never been to zillow/redfin/etc and seen just how many homes are for sale?

The whole "you'll be priced out forever" was a meme to whip up sales and make people bid against each other over asking for what are/were plentiful houses

>> No.51300988

>>51300899
>Perfect purchase opportunity to make a home your own making it the perfect canvas for your imagination..
>On a large lot with great potential.
>Located in a up and coming neighborhood.
>Enjoy the new eat-in kitchen.
>This property has no HOA.
>This would also make a great income property or starer home.

>> No.51301048

>>51299944
The jab is finally doing it's job!

>> No.51301049
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51301049

WHY IS MY ZESTIMATE GOING DOWN

HGTV SAID WE'RE IN A HOUSING SHORTAGE

THE 25 SQFT SHED IN THE BACK YARDS WAS SUPPOSED TO ADD ANOTHER 200,000

ALL THE TIKTOK MILLIONAIRES I FOLLOW GOT THEIR THROUGH FLIPPING CUTE HOMES WTF

>> No.51301084

>>51298904
it's burgerpunk aesthetic. you wouldn't get it, filthy yuropoor

>> No.51301117

>>51299919
Coat of paint on one room. One new window treatment. Higher quality picture. Longer paragraph explaining zestimates and number go up opportunity.

>>51299944
Turns out there's more desert than there are old fucks that get panic attacks over seeing a cloud

>> No.51301118

>>51299103
Society acts like watching 2 kids and making sure they don’t kill themselves is an inhuman feat.
And to be fair compared to most modern fake jobs it is. Most women work jobs where they sit around gossiping and causing drama and write a few emails and maybe edit a couple PowerPoint slides here and there.
Compared to the zero real responsibility in their makework professions raising kids is like neurosurgery.

>> No.51301128

>We dont even have a house you crazy bitch! Have you been sniffing glue again?

>> No.51301152

>>51298335
>zestimate keeps going up
>neighbor’s house has been on the market unsold for nearly a year, well below any “zestimate” by a wide margin
estimates are trash.

>> No.51301156

>>51299283
1m in Kansas will get you a third of the state

>> No.51301166

>>51300988
I would prefer an eat out kitchen, personally.

>> No.51301170

>>51299973
>>51300899
if they were smart, they would sink a few hundred into it and hire the cheapest painter they could find to cover everything in like off white paint, and then they might trick someone into buying it 'sight unseen' and who waives the inspection, like some of the bag holders during june july

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>>51298335

>> No.51301202

>>51301184
>Learn how this couple gets gigs watching mansions in the Hamptons with their two gigantic dogs they bring everywhere
Actual parody

>> No.51301205

>>51300988
>perfect canvas for your imagination
The original '360 and run like a nigga' phrase.

>> No.51301206

>>51300905
lawyers living under bridges!
dentists in house shares two to a bed!
dave the plumber who bought early renting to them all at 50% of their income!
FOMO!

>> No.51301259

>>51301170
Dude.
Look into the open doorway, I think that's a door hanging there. And doors at that angle are Not. Good. idk also whether that's bullet holes visible in the far wall, or something with glowing eyes, awaiting its next prey. Shithole ain't worth a can of paint, needs fucking firebombed then exorcised to make sure, ASAP.

>> No.51301294

>>51301184
>parents pay you allowance to watch the mansion

>> No.51301299

>>51298904
that foam column is holding up the entire housing market

>> No.51301361
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51301361

>>51298633
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.51301375
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51301375

Kick the spics and niggers out of the country, and property values will go back up.

Problem solved.

>> No.51301416

>>51301375
Jews won’t allow it
If only /pol/ would follow through and start burning synagogues to the ground…in mine craft.

>> No.51301716

>>51298664
>he thinks he can get married

>> No.51302094

>>51301361
maximum kek

>> No.51302217

>>51301375
Yeah but then every white boomer needs to buy eight more houses. And gen X needs to buy ~40% more than that somehow, given the birthrate.

>> No.51302286

>>51298633
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/518-N-Pepperwood-Ct-Chandler-AZ-85226/8154975_zpid/
Wtf Arizona is gold mine. Imagine playing hot potatoe with a boomer commodity

>> No.51302407

stop complaining. you can invest in fractional home. You can literally invest in the toilet of a landlord

>> No.51302475

>>51302286
lmao some dick obviously tried to flip it for a $100k profit and is now probably sweating bullets

>> No.51302528

>>51298664
SHUT THE FUCK UP INCEL GOD I NEED ANOTHER BOTTLE OF WINE.

>> No.51302531

>>51298633
>https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1299-W-El-Alba-Way-Chandler-AZ-85224/8175954_zpid/?utm_campaign=androidappmessage&utm_medium=referral&utm_source=txtshare
degrade realtors every chance you get

>> No.51302563

>>51298904
Backrooms tier

>> No.51302587

>>51301184
Why the fuck would anyone find this admirable or desirable

>> No.51302842

>>51301049
>THE 25 SQFT SHED IN THE BACK YARDS WAS SUPPOSED TO ADD ANOTHER 200,000
Zestyniggers are the reason why shed construction pricing has fucking skyrocketed. I priced out sheds a few years ago to store a couple motorcycles in, just the materials were like $5k for a 10x20 shack.

>> No.51303074

>>51299328
seethe on zesty

>> No.51303464

Old fag here

Looking at houses $4-5m in Florida

I always laugh when the Zillow is like

$4,950,000 (reduced $50,000)
197 days on Zillow

I don’t think that 50k cut is gonna work.

>> No.51303665

>>51303464
I feel you

>> No.51303731

We need to let free market reign supreme again. No more welfare, section 8 housing or food stamps. This will also help with the low amount of people will g to join the military.

>> No.51303732

>>51299189
Christianity. Not the Americanized evangelical heresy. Fear of burning in hell for eternity is good incentive to behave when only God isn watching.

>> No.51303777

>>51298345
I know we've been eating out a lot, but Becky told me about this new 5 star restaurant her boy-toy took her to and you're getting that promotion soon, right?

>> No.51303781
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>>51298335
Zillow lowers their estimate on my house every other day. I'm not interested in selling, bit it is annoying. Early June, they said it was worth $1.3 million. Now they say $1.09 million, soon to be less than a million. But I don't really care, it isn't like sellers are motivated. I mean, if you want to sell your house, sure, but that doesn't mean people not intending to sell suddenly will. You will not see a flood of houses hit the market. Although some landlords finally getting out from under the eviction protections might want to throw in the towel and sell their rental, it won't amount to much. Good luck if you want to buy, now is probably the best opportunity you will have.

>> No.51303822

>>51300899
Give it some linoleum, sandpaper and 3 layers of white paint. Don't mind the asbestos or the lead pipes.

>> No.51303971
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51303971

Would it be a radically dumb idea to wait to buy my first house until after New Years when my bonus/RSUs pay out? I suspect rates won't be too different by then and I'll have a much larger cash position for a downpayment.

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51303982

>>51303464
Sellers are delusional. I think I have actually seen a $1 dollar “price drop” on Zillow recently. I mean here’s a 100 dollar drop from OPs zip code. I can only imagine the sellers agent picking up the phone and hearing
>yeaaah, well Karen, the missus and have been talking, and we think it’s time to go a little less on our asking price. How about you lower that badboy by a cool hundo? No not a hundred grand, a hundred dollars..........

>> No.51304018

>>51298685
Kek this is the only appropriate response to Zestimate Stacy

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>>51303464
>>51303982
Heh, here’s one in OPs Chandler AZ with a price drop of a dollar.

>> No.51304354

>>51303982
>>51304256

Real estate crashes in slow motion. You have to remember that it was red hot for a few years and they were already counting their profits greedily.

It will take time for the boom boom real estate speculator to finally realize that his shitshack in the spic hive that is Phoenix is barely worth 150k.

>> No.51304479

>>51304256
$700,000 for a normal looking regular home. Even on a 30 year mortgage nobody can afford this shit LMAO

>> No.51304507

>>51298345
>I think it's time to re-finance your leg lengthening surgery, you don't mind taking out a short term loan, do you honey?
>No, we have talked about this already, we ARE going through with that.
>Honey, I really don't want to take away your monthly sexual credit, but I will if you keep arguing.

>> No.51304586

>>51304354
>phoenix
>$150k
True value of property around here is, at most, $100k unless it's a literal fucking mansion. This is a Detroit-tier shithole, everything is in a state of advanced disrepair with constant violent crime. There are no jobs, there are no opportunities, the local government is Africa-tier bad, it's so fucking hot the pavement spews gaseous oil, and it only has speculation on the now gone possibility of Californian companies moving here. Don't believe me? Take a drive through Mesa or West Phoenix, this is not a city with a future and in several years time the dude bro investors will be shitting themselves.

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51304614

Sweatheart I just boughtered more BogeDonk

>> No.51304624

>>51304586
But I thought it was the city of the future with self driving taxis and shit

>> No.51304653

>>51304624
It's the city of the future with 60 iq heat induced brain damage mulatto spics literally walking on all fours yes. Self driving taxis? You're gonna need them with these fucking creatures.
>muh TSMC
Semi-conductor manufacturing is water intensive, Phoenix is in a desert. That plant is theater.

>> No.51304757
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>> No.51304766

>>51303971
We shitpost here, sir.

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>>51298440
Kek..I would buy a house with crypto in Dubai and settle down honey. Where is my alimoy?

>> No.51304977

>>51298953
lmao

>> No.51304990

>>51299718
>>51298904
That column is hiding some kind of piping guaranteed

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>>51300496
>granite
ishygddt

>> No.51305040

>>51300496

Location, location, location?
No.
NIGGERS, NIGGERS, NIGGERS.
If you're looking to buy property in a city, the further you are from niggers, the more your property is worth. The fewer niggers are expected
to move around you in the future, the faster your property appreciates. Schools, insurance rates, crime, grocery stores... it just boils down
to niggers.
Real estate in urban America is an equation with one single variable, NIGGERS. It's literally ALL ABOUT NIGGERS. Remember this fact, and you will be able to perfectly appraise the value of any
piece of property. Just as a farm is all about managing and diverting water, real estate is all about managing and diverting niggers.

>> No.51305055

>>51300417
Cities already have a sharp female oversaturation and they have extinction demographics.
But this discussion is pointless because there is no way back. Female voting removed all possibility of humans escaping the great filter.

>>51301118
I have noticed this too. It's like we're in a deranged fertility cult and yet there is no fertility. We have decades of longitudinal studies which put motherhood relevance lower than shit like drinking milk, but it's still seen as a Herculean trial to 'raise' kids.

>> No.51305130

>>51305055
>and they have extinction demographics.
This has been true for as long as cities have been a thing. Never in the history of mankind has a city had a birth rate above a replacement level. They have always been held up by immigration.

Question is what happens when technology brings everything closer together and countries begin acting like giant cities? What happens when a nation can only maintain its population by importing immigrants? Western nations are effectively becoming giant cities that the rest of the world wants access too, with all the demographics of such.

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>>51304969
That's good roast. He would be running now anon kek.... I would buy a car as I already have a house. Buying with crypto is fun.

>> No.51305271

>>51299251
That one is so outrageous. You can only imagine what kind of degenerate buys something like that at that price, just because it's near a boulevard and the uni.

>> No.51305311

>>51305130
>Never in the history of mankind has a city had a birth rate above a replacement level
There are cities *right now* with above replacement level demographics, even in countries with sub-replacement fertility. And they're not above replacement due to male/female ratio. That was the point. If male/female ratio really mattered you'd have healthy gender relations in large cities which lean female. We don't.

Also the places that had real estate booms weren't demographically driven. It was just boomers buying extra before they die.

>> No.51305361

>>51305311
>There are cities *right now* with above replacement level demographics
That's not a thing. If you look at births they never surpass deaths. You can't just treat things like the demographics will never move out of the city.

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>>51305271
Buying luxury houses with crypto is easy these days especially in countries like Spain, Turkey, Italy, Dubai and Portugal. I really hope that I can buy a house some time soon.

>> No.51305385

>>51301118
>Most women work jobs where they sit around gossiping and causing drama and write a few emails and maybe edit a couple PowerPoint slides here and there.
painfully true lol

>> No.51305389

>>51298345
HONEY WE JUST SIGNED OFF ON TWO NEW ELECTRIC CARS????? YOU NEED TO MAKE SURE OUR FINANCES ARE SECURE

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>>51298633
RULES OF NATURE

>> No.51305523

>>51305361
>That's not a thing
It literally is. And when America was averaging 6 births per woman, literally every city was still above replacement. The only reason cities are being discussed is as a counterexample for male/female ratio. There is no other relevance to sperging about 'cities'.

>You can't just treat things like the demographics will never move out of the city
You have completely misunderstood my position. I am fully aware that demographics are fucked and have said as much. This entire discussion is on the supposed relevance of male/female ratio.

>> No.51305553

>>51305523
>It literally is. And when America was averaging 6 births per woman, literally every city was still above replacemen
Cities were riddled with disease then and you got shit like yellow fever, typhoid, scarlet fever, etc. The level to hit replacement wasn't 2.1 like today it was more like 4.

>> No.51305613

>>51305385
Kek...women do gossip no doubts on that on the other hand there are motivating women like Sanja Kon who is an inspiration to me. She is the CEO Utrust.

>> No.51305634

>>51305553
>Never in the history of mankind has a city had a birth rate above a replacement level.
Look, I'm not interested in arguing about whatever merits you think 'cities' do or do not have. You made an absurd and false claim that had nothing to do with the discussion. That's all.

>> No.51305669

>>51305634
It's not false though. Cities have never produced more life than they have consumed. We aren't talking about boroughs that get incorporated into a city where you can claim that borough is somehow the same city. Cities proper have never, at any point in history, had reproduction above replacement level. There are 2 ted talks on this, it isn't based on bullshit, it's just the history of the entire world. If you live outside a city and commute in that doesn't fucking count, and that is what you're talking about in terms of growth.

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>>51298335
Tradgirl doesn't care about fucking zestimates. Stop trying to corrupt our view on traditional women you fucking disgusting ugly KIKE

>> No.51305772

>>51305669
All of that is false. You should just stop posting, you cannot move the goalposts far enough to salvage your train of thought. You could literally write an ad-hoc redefinition of the terms 'city' 'birth' 'fertility' 'replacement' and 'death' and you would still be wrong.

And you have no business latching onto me to validate your ramblings, especially because you CONTINUE to misunderstand the counterpoint I made in the first place.

>> No.51305782

>>51305772
Cities used to not include all the people within a 40 minute commute via cars because cars didn't exist. It's not moving goalposts we are talking about history here.

>> No.51305789

>>51305772
>especially because you CONTINUE to misunderstand the counterpoint I made in the first place.
I don't care about your counterpoint at all and I never did. The only point I was making is that cities have never supported life.

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>>51301156
I bought my 3000 sq ft, 6br 3ba house built in the 70s on half an acre for 130K. I'm in a nice area, not the middle of nowhere. The house wasn't fancy and had some dated stuff to replace but the previous owners took pretty good care of it. I bought in summer of 2020 while the pandemic was buttfucking the local economy and driving down housing prices because nobody was buying. Now it's worth 210K and I haven't done any major renovations or improvements.

>> No.51305983

>>51303982
they do this to refresh their house on the listings page. they also take it down and relist it to make it seem like it hasnt been on the market forever so you think its desirable and lastly they can also hide the sales and tax history usually showing them buying the place 1-2 years ago and are asking for double now.

>> No.51305996

>>51305782
You literally moved the goalposts *immediately*, not realizing that birth and death rates countermand your premise even harder and more clearly than fertility stats. Then you tried to redefine 'city'. Then you went for 'replacement level'. Are you gonna change 'all of human history' next?

>>51305789
>I don't understand
No shit, you are like a 5 year old latching onto some trigger word. You literally are representing my argument backwards.

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>>51298345
umm, sweaty, do you want to continue in this relationship or not?

>> No.51306796

>>51305702
>trad
>girl
Kek, cuntoids were always the same.
>muh heckin trad girl doesn't care about money nuh-huh, she's a sweetie pie she is

>> No.51306919

>>51302475
Just imagine being so retarded to buy a $150k house for $415k and then try to flip it... IN FUCKING ARIZONA.

Also just look at the map for house sales and you will laugh your ass off. All those boomers trying to flip their worthless card boards.

And don't forget, the boomer flipper has to pay
>yearly property taxes
>other kinds of costs to maintain your property
>other costs like driving to it or hiring someone to make sure your property is secure
>other stuff like insurance

Overall the costs of such a home are around $10k per year, just to pay all the important bills. If there is something wrong with the house, the prices can climb insanely high, especially for an old wood house.

If you want to flip houses, you actually need to know what you are doing. Especially Arizona is a literal graveyard of real estate.

>> No.51307180

>>51303781
Yep. A lot of people here dont get this.

>> No.51307213

>>51298685
top kek thx for the shits and giggles

>> No.51307240

>>51302286
>1400 square feet
$150k in my area with better schools kek

>> No.51307330

>>51306919
professional flippers do "hard money" loans which might have 10% interest rates. it's even funnier when you consider how much money they're losing vs a 5% conventional mortgage when they have to baghold for 6-12 months... on top of taxes, insurance, utilities, etc. like you said.

>> No.51307460

>>51298904
Why do burger love ceiling fans so much?

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>>51298335
NO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING THE ZESTIMATE IS SUPPOSED TO GO UP 20% A YEAR WHY IS IT DROPPING?

>> No.51307769

>>51305040
This. In American real-estate, "good schools" is code for "no niggers"

>> No.51308950

>>51298335
Is it wrong to a fuck a woman if she already has a boyfriend? Let's assume she's doing the initiation

>> No.51308992

>>51305040
Well yeah. It's funny when retards try to tell me an area that's historically been trashy is gentrifying because it's like ok, how? There's only so many white people left and this country is seeing increasing numbers of brown people day in and day out so the likelihood of some new white enclave forming is pretty unlikely. It's more likely that places which have been historically white will become muttified.

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How do you pronounce "Zestimate"?

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>>51298633
GOOD JOB BOYS. I WAS SHILLING THE "BUY NOW OR BE PRICED OUT FOREVER" WITH YOU BACK IN 2021. HOPE YOU GUYS DIDN'T FALL FOR IT. "PRICE ONLY GOES UP" KEK LMAO KEK KEK KEK

>> No.51309640

>>51307460
We're fat so we need to have the air conditioner running at 65f while the ceiling fan is spinning, otherwise the blubber rot sets in.

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>>51299944
Arizona is full of 3rd world dirt people invaders. The state is lost. Its spics sitting the dirt smashing corn between rocks outside walled communities of white boomers. When the walls fall it all goes to zero and they know it. This is what demographic colapse looks like. In 20 years those mc mansions will be burned out husks with spics living in them.

>> No.51309710

>>51299103
Beat his wife for him anon, she has disgraced your family name in being a bad wife to him.

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>>51298633
Still not buying

>> No.51310167

>>51309640
It’s disgusting. I’m at Disneyland and the amount of absolute land whale women I’m seeing is disgusting

>> No.51310476

>>51304354
>>51303982
These people have 2% loans. They're in no rush to sell ;)

>> No.51311024

>>51308950
On some level its actually the morally correct thing to do assuming that you plan to tell the other guy what you've done and provide evidence of the deed. It is better than rejecting her advances and leaving her to continue whoring in secret and hurt your bro later. It is also often better than just telling the other guy without fucking her, since that may lead to a "he said she said" scenario and you'd have zero physical evidence of her being unfaithful.
It's unfortunate that society labels it as scumbag behavior. Revealing hoes for what they are can be a noble thing so long as you actually reveal them instead of just sneaking around.

>> No.51311793

>>51311024
never be the Bearer of Bad News
Tigranes the Great used to behead them.

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>>51308950
You have an honorary duty to inform the boyfriend. I would fuck her first, and then provide the evidence. Just have her text "I'm here" or "come inside" depending on whose place you're doing it at, and then present the evidence to the boyfriend. If you ignore her advances, or fuck her without informing the boyfriend, then you're reinforcing her slutty behavior. Women need to be punished for being whores.

>> No.51312103

>>51303781
If you own a single house outright and you’re not a retard that falls for the non-liquid-net-worth meme, it’s in your benefit for house prices to go down, not up
It’s irrelevant if you eventually move because you’ll be funding the new house with the old house sale, and other house prices will go down as well, so your net out-of-pocket won’t change on average, and your property taxes aren’t guaranteed to go up when housing prices fall
The only people that benefit from housing are speculators and people that own multiple houses, I’m not going to be a nubiz faggot and say that they shouldn’t exist, but our asshole politicians shouldn’t actively promote their interests with ultralow interest rates