/biz/ - Business & Finance

First for girly butts

I told you GTLB would dump.

Don't look at the Big Mac index

KNEEL

I need an answer
>>51296644

>>51296656
pottery in motion
>spy 405 eow

JUST

I will embrace the current state of the world and enjoy clussy

>>51296509
The destruction of a 1st world continent's economy and the shuttering of half it's economic activity was priced in at ~-5% in markets and a price decline in oil and natgas? Are europoors really that irrelevant?

>So what if the CFO of the company jumped off of a building? You got to have some skin in the game, babe. That's finance, for ya.

HAIIIIIIIIIIIII

>>51296699
Slightly lower expense ratio, I think. But they're in a bit of a price war and have roughly the same AUM.

flat pepsi or flat KO?

seems like the DWAC sponsors will pay up for 3 more months
oh well

>>51296715
Look at any basic demographics on Europe, they an extremely old and aging population that refuse to have children. There is no future in a society that doesn't procreate. It's the same reason why Japanese stocks perform horribly.

Late ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

Bros, I need financial advice:
My family is coming to visit me soon, for about a week. How can I put on a happy face for the entire duration even though my portfolio is down 59% (by some measurements) and also the rest of my life is sad and depressing too?

>>51296715
Well it's not half their economic activity. And a lot of the pricing in has already happened. Look at the DAX YTD or how much oil/nat gas have tumbled from their highs. Then adjust those values for inflation!

>>51296715
Sometimes you have to put in a little work so it does get priced in.

>bottom?
or
>350p 9/30

>>51296746
alcohol

>>51296744
>+0.27

>>51296746
>How can I put on a happy face for the entire duration even though my portfolio is down 59%
You enjoy the company of your family, you whiner.

>>51296706
And another batch of happy people has been created.

>>51296746
Be Jeremy Irons. Channel his energy. Rewatch Margin Call if you have to.

>>51296746
Snawt sum powda dawg. You be high as hell when dem inlaws show up

>>51296671
I second that motion.

For small accounts why does it seem better to be trading options instead of trying to swing trade shares when it takes more money to buy shares and try to successfully swing them when there’s such violent swings from day to do. When you can instead play options will defined losses and you can day trade them without violating the PDT rule with a cash account?

>>51296744
-0.1, pretty much worst day in my life.

>>51296715
digits and Europe is over.

>>51296744
down 3%
again

>>51296743
dont you qoute that peter ziehan ameriboo horseshiit to me anon. Thats not an explanation for a .5% drop on a day we find out the world is going to end. I want a real answer, not peter's endless masturbatory optimisim.

>>51296799
checked oh lawd dem digies

>>51296795
If you are seriously discussing this, your portfolio is under 5 figures. If your portfolio is under 5 figures, your main focus should be on getting a real job and incomemaxxing.

That'll earn you far more, far quicker than all but the most moonshot of moonshot investments.

>>51296744
Nothing happened. Real estate and oil shidded and farded. Bond shorts supported it.

BTC if falling so fast due to low liquidity we might see 13k the next week

>>51296750
excuse me, 60% of their economic activity

https://www.business-standard.com/article/international/60-of-british-factories-at-risk-of-going-under-as-energy-bills-soar-122090300111_1.html

>>51296706
Why didn't I short

>>51296832
Minor bros...
Fbi finna arrest us

>>51296743
This. The 150~ million spics America imported was a great move

>>51296699
That chart only shows SPXL underperforming for a single buy-in date more than a decade ago.
Give me a chart that compares them at multiple holdings periods like pic related.
"Rolling returns" as opposed to total returns

>>51296832
>13k
You mean 23k

>>51296744
i could have bought a month worth of groceries with this

>>51296799
checked

>>51296787
>Noticing and pointing towards the guy filming at the end

>>51296854
we must bleach them, before they bean us

>>51296863
>5k a month in groceries

>>51296810
the end of white people is not optimism, white people don't have children

>>51296836
Lol since when did bongs manufacture shit

>>51296746
>(by some measurements)
Use the other measurements!
Obfuscate reality with professional shibboleths like "accumulate the drawdown"

>>51296832
>BTC if falling so fast due to low liquidity we might see 13k the next week
Crypto fags are going to eat buckshot by November. I've got a friend whos lost 30k on BTC and just keeps throwing money at it.

>>51296836
Eh, 60% of factories isn't 60% of their economy. https://www.themanufacturer.com/uk-manufacturing-statistics/ says 11% of GVA (British term for GDP?) and 45% of exports.

So it'll be bad, but not -50% bad. Especially if they do some triaging/targeted bailouts as winter rolls around.

>>51296880
We're already beaned. Blue eyes are 70% less common in the us than Europe

>>51296746
they were coming next week a week ago when you psted this then. you need to go back.

>>51296818
I have a stable job that basically pays me a 13k annuity every month, so I have plenty of time on my hands and don’t have a 401k, not doing this for anything other than fun, so I’m not going to throw 25k of savings to get around the PDT rule, until I get a system down, get good or just say fuck it. My assets are in a different class than equities

>>51296799

checked and Z

death to davos!

>>51296795
I switched to a margin account. I never use the margin, but it allows me to swing without violations.
with a cash account you'll have the same violation problem with options, and its much more dangerous to get locked into that.

>>51296757
where my TA faggot bros at

>>51296881
I DoorDash 4 meals a day for my family. We still cook at home for the 5th!

>>51296903
I've got a margin on btc that I'm tempted to just ignore until it liquidates me. Finna be fucked with that shit no more

>>51296907
you cant burn fake newly printed money in the gas plant anon, unfortunately. not having enough raw materials, and especially energy, is the one thing you can't bullshit your way out of with numeromancy.

>>51296902
The other measurements are even worse...
According to one, I'm down 126%.... though I must have been drunk or going through a psychotic episode when I wrote that Excel formula because I have no fucking idea how it produces that number.

as a younger guy everything going on these days is so despair inducing. I know people always tend to think thins are going to hell but are there any oldfags here? have things always been bad or is this shit lately as surreal as it seems?

$CFVI chads rise up

>>51296744
+2.24%
>>51296735
I like flat beer.

>>51296961
It could always be worse. You could be european

>>51296961
no things have been getting worse for a couple decades!

>>51296744
-2.26%
>>51296810
Howdy partner
>>51296671
butts are nice
nothing beats a fine womans bodacious bottom

>>51296859
UPRO has beat SPXL at every point since it's inception up until July 2020 when they started flip flopping

>>51296936
Looking at junk bonds I would say that shit hits the if we break the white level of support, if high yield bonds crash you bet your ass stocks go elevator down.

All they had to do was build the nuclear plants.... All they had to do was buy the 18$ Uranium

Now they will freeze to death AND buy the 200$ Uranium

>>51296757
My garbage doesn't oredict tops or bottoms. It only shows when possible short term reversal is close or has already started. It is not showing that yet.

>>51296961
The world has been on a downward spiral since the Jews won ww2, Anon. Every year is worse than the last and will continue to be, I'm afraid.

>inb4 iphones and door dash, life's never been better!

>>51296961
>as a younger guy
Mate you should be pesying for a crash. You're at the age with the lowest responsibilities, lowest pay as you have no experience and learn and livot to something new. Better get a crash now than when you're 35, married with kids and have a mortgage to pay.

ASMB stock ladies!

>>51296925
Yeah I know it’s a T+1 settlement on options, and I know it’s easier to swing trade with a margin account but I want to be able to get out of something fast on the same day and I would quickly violate the PDT rule with options. In my cash account I don’t use over 50% of my available cash to play around with and wouldn’t mind to wait a day to the the money settled

>>51296961
Every generation has its challenges. Boomers were worried about being nuked. The GI generation literally got drafted, rationed shit for years, and died by the millions to various degrees depending which country they were in.

However there are still bright spots - segregation, a 40 year bull market in bonds, we've got digital entertainment out the wazoo. Gotta keep those in mind as well.

>>51296961
It is the end of the post WW2 world order. There is more despair on the way. It doesn't help that our economic system uses people to drive the economy to the benefit of capital. Rather than using capital to drive the economy for the benefit of people.

>>51297055
>we've got digital entertainment out the wazoo
Anon, I...

>>51297035
No it happened when the industrial revolution took place. Feminism started shortly after. Ted kacyznski was right about everything

>>51296936
Now looking at SPX, we can see the same shape but we can definitely see a small rebound at this levels but I honestly think its a matter of time before we go below 3500

>>51296961
Everything went to shit after 2001. Conflicts, division, increasing power of corporations, poverty and increasingly blatant lies. What helps is having a goal and focusing on it. Just don't tie your goal to happiness of others, because you have slim chance finding it.

>>51297015
>>51297024
more down it is
>spx 4k may change my mind
before friday close

>>51296795
People with small accounts do not have successful trading strategies. Options only blow up their account. Not to mention all the variables that they get to experience for the first time. Specifically IV changes and theta decay. Not to mention how the defined risk changes depending on the type of option spread, closing a leg, etc.

>>51297074
I count "shitposting with frens" as part of digital entertainment. Earlier generations could only meet up with the same few local racists over and over.

>>51297075
Wrong. The middle class was at its most wealthy (by a HUGE margin) just before ww1. The 1st ww was organised by the elites to stop the middles classes holding the majority of capital in society.

>>51297093
bto, stc, small size always, no stoploss
it's easier than you think

Buddy don't even look at Japanese yen computer today

>DAX closed green

>>51297093
I’m not doing any strategies other than simple shit of betting line go up or line go down. I also just like that the losses are defined.

>>51297095
Everyone was racist before the Internet and social media molded their minds. I'm not even memeing. The 90s/early 00s was peak comfy

My milkshakes bring all dollars to the yard.

>>51297110
The "middle" class did not exist prior to WW2

>>51296960
>indirect(indirect(indirect(indirect
It's a lost cause mate
Closest I ever came to a real TWR for myself required daily downloads of CSVs from two different brokers...it didn't last.

>>51297162
its in school too now. commie brainwashing

>>51297043
Yeah getting drafted for WW3 is much better

>>51297172
>American education

>>51297162
>Everyone was racist before the Internet and social media molded their minds. I'm not even memeing.
Yes, but you'd still only be able to regularly hang out with a few at the bar. Or certain other, larger...gatherings.

I made great profits today and also lowered my risks with some adjustments. So should I go ahead and get some shrooms for the night, or wait another day or two?

>the future indicators

>>51296961
I wouldn't know when I was in my early 20s in 2000s I didn't follow global events and gave exactly zero shits about what was happening in the world. I think that was normal at the time. I guess it was pretty good wasn't it

>>51296744
made money so good. also diggin myself out +5% on my poorfolio.

>>51297007
Good to know.
I'll still take SPXL for higher liquidity but I don't feel like I need to evangelize it. Let's be real, if I ever need to join a stampede for the exit it's already too late.

>Made triple digits on Redbubble today.
It's good to have a contingency plan for days like today.
If the dump continues for the next few months, will October/November/Hanukkah month arguably be worse than September?

>>51297095
I've been shitposting for almost 20 years now, zoomers are not the first generation to enjoy that privilege

>>51297201
>rates

>>51297192
It was probably different in the US. I guess you've always been 10 years ahead of us.

>>51296900
someone has to make the tea

>>51297197
I fucking love shrooms.

>>51297221
Get a life you sad, old, Probably broke cunt.

>>51297157
There are so many other factors than just betting on the line going up or down. Options liquidity being severely damaging to entry and exit points. My point is that most new traders will get fucked in the long run, and blow their account. If your strategy really works then you can run some synthetic futures and certain spreads, or just fuck around with margin for extra leverage.

>>51297308
Shitposting here when I'm approaching 40s isn't sad, shitposting when you're young and should be out there chasing puss is what's sad. I did my bit, I'm retired, now I just get drunk and shitpost, leave me be
>broke
Rich enough to be drunk and shitposting in the middle of the week, rich enough for me

Escapism is no longer working for me, the despair has become too profound. What now?

>>51297355
Become numb enough not to care about escapism no longer working.

I'm shocked. Just checked stocks on my break and NDAQ closed green. What is holding it up?

Bros I'm gonna be so rich tomorrow

>>51297355
stop escaping and start building

None of us will ever make it.

Why the fuck were mM's so obsessed with pumping every 3 fucking minutes today? no dump was sustained, even in after hours they're intent on pumping

>>51297355
Now you seek Jesus instead of money.
I recommend reading the English Standard Version translation of the bible. Start with the new testiment (Book of Matthew) and read through that then go back and read the old testiment. butyou can start wherever you want.

>>51297406
Good

>>51297418
But I just said escapism is no longer working for me.

>>51297393
PRTY isnt going down tomorrow more than 1%. it will probably crab upwards

>>51297350
Fair enough

>>51297418
>jesus
Anon,i..

>>51297415
It's to keep you from making money on short term options.

>>51297438
Jesus isnt escapism my friend. He is real and he loves you and is willing to forgive you no matter what you have done if you'll jusy let him.

>>51297355
Leverage

>My broker listening to my umpteenth mental breakdown this month.

>>51297460
based

>>51297460
Based

MMRI at absolute aths today...

>>51297455
I'm made my 1st put/option ever and I'm down, The stock is just crabbing. Feels bad.

>>51297091
>More down
Hope so. I'm still 50% sqqq. Took profit on the other 50% last week.

>>51297460
How can I help Jesus fight the demons from hell?
I don't mean metaphorically or spiritually. I want to be sent to the front lines

>>51297438
Read the havamol and embrace the struggle

NDAQ seems like it may get through september mostly unscathed. Which is a problem cause it means the fed may get even more aggressive with rate hikes. I was hoping for more even downward movement personally

>>51297519
>he doesn't know

>>51297519
That's an interesting question. I don't know how to answer you. I'll give it some thought though.

>>51297460
>live degenerately
>convince myself I believe in Jesus and repent on my deathbed
>go to heaven
Just like stocks, I get to profit with none of the work

>>51297522
Mars, Venus and Uranus align on the 14th, Expect a huge crash.

>>51297551
He knows if you're lying, Anon.

>>51297519
What an idiot,you think demons are still using tridents to punish our kind too?

>>51296799
Thank God

>>51297355
I'm going for a drive. Driving at night while listening to music is very calming to me. I will also stop at random gas station, look at my portfolio, think what to do next and drive back home.

Anyone know some good coal related tickers to research?

>>51297455
I honestly believe they're trying to fuck retail put buyers harder than permabulls and that's fucking retarded

>>51297623
NGE

you know, despite all this bullshit happening. at least the housing market might reach a breaking point here soon.

Pious /smg/ is some of the best /smg/.
>This is not the the first time the wealthy bookseller has blocked negative reviews about a project. Most of the high cost projects on the streaming service have done the same thing. They just didn't get the attention of the most recent to do so. (Jeff Bezos/"The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power"/"Amazon")

>>51297355
Stop being a faggot and impress your will upon reality.

>>51296799
KWAB

>>51296799

DELET

>>51297609
this is the best webm I've ever seen

>>51296706
The four compartment laundry hamper I bought from them is about a 4/5 at best. Ikea probably has everything they sell for cheaper.
>>51297780
Okay, tranny fuck.

>couldn't understand why there wasn't a /smg/ thread
>OP was a faggot so it was getting filtered
i almost made it out and quit you fucks, so close

$1.5 trillion in margin calls, holy fucking shit

https://twitter.com/unusual_whales/status/1567223404268232704

>>51297858
It's not even matter of quality of product at this point. They are insolvent, have mountains of debt and there is zero chance of them paying it back. In other words, perfect redd*t le meme squeeze stock.

>>51297869
I wonder if BP is going to get hit. They were trading contracts for long time. USA companies started doing this only recently. It did well for BP when Oil started rising, but I wonder if they ended up with being on the wrong side of the trade this time.

>>51297863
what filters do you have that excludes this

>>51296746
Financially, why would you want your family to think you're rich? My financial advice is to always tell them you're poor and need more money, if they love you they may actually give you some. Think about it rationally, in financial terms

I saw people asking why the market is dumping last thread. Do you guys really not understand? Like the recession thing, the rates, interest, the fed, etc? This place is either dumber than o thought or turnover is so high it’s just a new pack of tards being fed through the grinder every thread

>>51297869
Good. Accelerate.

>>51297863
>using filters
>not being the filter
How weird to see someone post that pic at the same as talking up the comfy decor and eminently tolerable temperature inside Plato's cave

>>51297925
>the recession thing, the rates, interest, the fed
All of this applied a month ago and we pumped. Don't pretend this gay ass market is rational, in fact we pumped earlier today

>>51297869
time to rev up the money printer

>Europe can't pay for energy because they have a 1.5 trillion margin call
Fuck
Imagine if China bites the bullet and invades Taiwan. We'd all collapse but they'd be able to handle it better because they don't give a fuck about their own people.

>>51297869
How the fuck does this happen?

>>51297975
>they don't give a fuck about their own people.
and the US does? We just declared half our population terrorists.

>>51297950
Day to day trends mean close to nothing. The overall trend is going to be downwards for a while.

>>51297925
tbf there's been talks about an incoming depression from economists to real estate agents lately, so that might add even more confusion too.

>>51297975
Not if US actually goes to war. Surely at some point US should grow the balls to actually engage in a real war with an opponent that doesn't live in caves. That's what the biggest most advanced army in the world is for surely

>>51297869
Euro to 0

>>51297869
who makes these machines? i'd like to purchase some calls on them please, in spite of what Powell says.

>>51297987
>and the US does?
Yes, when compared to them. Read some Chinese history, they have a totally different mindset.

>>51296486
>Russia suspends oil sales to Europe, yet oil is down, is there a non conspiracy explanation for this? I can not find one.
that's called "Demand Destruction." the oil bulls simply dont understand this concept

>>51297908
SIGA maybe? But that's not been worth filtering for weeks.

>>51297869
When you owe your broker $1.5m, that's your problem.
When you owe them $1.5b, that's the broker's problem.
When you owe them $1.5t, that's the EU's problem.

>>51298005
Are Chinese history memes good enough?

Just found this company, good value maybe?

Rocket lab, ticker RKLB.

Went public last year, share price is now $5.45 from a peak of $18 last year. Current market cap of 2.5billion.

Their currently flying rocket, the “Electron” first flew commercially in 2018 and is groundbreaking in the fact of having electric pump fed engines. They’re working on and apparently making good ground on making boosters reusable - I don’t know how many other companies other than spaceX are doing this but it looks to make them a viable competitor cost wise once operations scale up.

The real exciting thing is their new rocket, pic related. They intend to fly it in 2024, from what I can gather googling it’s a reusable rocket with half the payload capacity of a falcon 9 (17,000lbs) which is a good thing really - half the payload is half the fuel required to get to Leo which is half the cost. Good for customers that want just their one satellite taken to orbit.

If I ape in it won’t be with much money, rockets have a notorious history of delays and a company without gov funding could easily go bankrupt developing one. let me know what you guys think

>>51298035
I know they're memes but they get the point across. It would be very bad. Arguably worse for them then us, but it legit wouldn't matter.

>>51297951
europe is going to be the new zimbabwe kek.

neets are going to own villas in the south of france soon.

>>51298038
If any private rocket company can collect a post-2022 SpaceX's scraps, it's RKLB. RKLB or Relativity.

Not a guaranteed or possibly even a good bet, but leagues better than shit like ASTR or SPCE.

>>51298005
i'm sure all the fish food during DDay thought the same thing.

>>51298067
>2010s
China builds fake French villages
>2020s
China buys French villages
>2030s
China buys France

>>51297976
Who knows?
Qui sait?

>>51298097
Hey, if anyone can turnaround a Muslim territory...

>>51298010
ya no tard. there is always demand for water, 2000 calories a day, oxygen, and survivable temperatures.

i looked into it and found my own answer, aramco cut prices to europe and asia and raised prices on the US as a political move today.

im not an oil bull anyway, i need my CAT puts to print and its taking too long.

>>51298107
God damn thats one handsome chinese bull.

There is absolutely NOTHING that is going to cause a crash to happen. Nope. There is not a SINGLE piece of BAD news. We are poised to have one of the GREATEST bull runs EVER. Oh yeah. THIS time WILL be different. :)

>>51298091
Thanks boomer very cool

>>51298113
Vote for him in this year's National People's Congress. Thank you.

>>51298003
I live in EU but I buy all my stocks in USD. I've been erect for so long now that I think I need to visit a doctor.

>>51297975
China is just doing the muh Taiwan shit (atleast right now) because they want to distract from their economy

>>51298124
Jim Brandon should totally let him fuck his wife.

>>51298111
>raised prices on the US as a political move today
what was the purpose politically?

>>51296656
>trading using a program I developed
>it produces +/- signals of strengths from 0 to 0.5, usually all less than strength 0.05
>last week its strongest signal was to sell BBBY with strength 0.15, an unheard-of certainty
>short it, obviously
>CFO fucking kills himself
I know my schizo is acting up because I feel weirdly responsible.

>>51298067
I think the only European countries that might be affected much is Spain and Portugal because of their gas pipelines.

But I tell you what, if Algeria and Morocco cut off their oil to Spain like they threatened earlier...then the whole of Europe is beyond fucked.

>>51298120
Can’t they hurry it up? I don’t want to wait to mid-2023 to buy again

>>51298180
*might not be affected

God I can't fucking type for shit.

>>51298170
Don't feel bad. Every time a rich jew dies, an angel sings.

>futures

I will never financially recover from this market.

>>51298234
That's what you said last week.

>>51298180
The Saudis already threatened to massively cut oil production if prices keep getting manipulated so it isn't a far off possibility.
Its incredible how unable Jews are to stop manipulating the prices of commodities. They physically just cannot bring themselves to stop.

>>51298219
Futures are the only reason we aren't down -10% from here. They pump every time ahead of open +1% and keep bullish spirits going. Sellers are constantly taking out these morning and overnight rallies and without them it's way lower

>>51297947
seems we are inside the cave together so at least i'm not alone

Chop. Chop. Chop.

>>51298180
the one problem i forsee is reflexes. if companies think there is both a recession and low energy availability coming, it is possible they may boost production/sales at any cost now, preemptively, to try to make up for expected future downturn, compounding the problem by using reserves faster. thats what i would do anyway.

>>51298247
oh I'm sure the Saudis are getting fed up with european and american bullshits. Its why they want to hook up with the Yuan so much.

>>51298067
Its already full of niggers so not that far off

>>51296746
Phenibut, 900mg

How likely is it for AMZN stock to drop below $100 this year? I've been hearing more people are cancelling Prime subscriptions and less stuff is being bought on their retail stores.

>>51298170
Some kind of Schrodinger's an hero?

https://www.proactiveinvestors.co.uk/companies/news/991817/ftse-100-closes-in-green-as-new-pm-pledges-energy-cost-freeze-991817.html

how do i long organized crime/ the black market

>>51298330
>below 100$
Zero chance

145+ days of 98%+ Utilization
of stocks on loan
GME finna squeeze soon

>>51297520
wher can i buy a wife?

>>51298170
what patterns are you using?

>>51298330
>AMZN stock to drop below $100 this year
Oh lawd dem membaships

>>51298330
I'd be very surprised, but I'm more interested in GOOGL hugging $100

I genuinely think GOOGL will be the largest company in the world at some point in the next 10 years

>>51298380
YESSS very needful ser. HODL the gamestip. bhenchod cohen has our back!!!

>>51298412
Google isn’t doing retarded metaverse shit so it’s a possibility

>>51298330
All Big Tech will drop. They're bloated and way overvalued.

I'm currently shorting U. How will I do?

>>51298403
that's why I was asking because that looks to be such a piece of shit. Shit costed Amazon billions to make too.

YES SIRS! INDIA SUPERPOOER CONFIRMED!!

>>51296656
I came up with a signal to buy and sell. As you can see when the bars go from positive to negative it calls the top most of the time and when it goes from negative to positive it calls the bottom.
I've back tested it and I achieve great results going 3x leverage long (spxl) and -1x or even -2x shorting

The image is for the last 5y

>>51298264
>seems
Expand on this

Step 1: Sell two $390 SPY calls. Buy a $385 and $395 call, for example.
Step 2: There's your spread. Now buy a bunch of those spreads. Adjust them wider if you like, or a different sell strike if you like
Step 3: Profit. Take profits between 40% and 100% or higher. Close ahead of catalysts like Powell speaking/CPI reports, etc.
Step 4: Buy something nice like drugs, a car, hookers, a vacation, etc.
Step 5: Repeat as often as you like, rack em and stack em up like

>>51298475
incorrect. tech got its comeuppance for now. what needs to drop now is the real economy. CAT, ACM, PG, JNJ, etc all need to dump hard. China is delinking with brics, energy has fucked emerging markets to worthlessness/brink of civil wars, there is no more REAL opportunity with the us with its disaffected gig economy quiet quitting workforce. who needs capex when your workforce refuses to leave home to come in for work?

>>51298601

>work in shitty minimum wage job
>treated like trash, don't get enough to live off of, miserable every day

vs.

>don't work
>don't get enough to live off of
>not miserable every day

>>51298598
dont do this it makes mustard gas
also the jews will snipe your account

>>51298120
>market tanking bad headline after bad headline like a champ
>he still thinks it's going lower
lol

uranium

>>51296706
This is heading to sub 5$, cap this. Bankruptcy is next.

Do not buy into these bear market rallies, you will go broke. People are intentionally pump and dumping the indecies and it creates an even worse environment in return and feeds their shorts. Either short it or keep cash so that you can buy tons at the best prices history will have to offer, possibly. You have to remember the majority of people are long and will not sell unless they see absolute doom coming (risk of 0), the ones that sell are saving themselves short term but worse off in the long run. This is not one of those times where you just "leave it for a year and come back". It took years to go this far declined and will take probably the same amount of time to reverse the trend which is extremely hard as it relies on society being more productive.

Ready for the next weeks

>>51298170
You're some kind of a quant? How do I get into that sort of shit, are you a high level programmer or a high level math guy or just an autismo looking at numbers?

>>51298598
what is this like the ultimate crab strategy?

>>51298694
C#

>>51298667
Excellent picture

>soxl under 13 bucks
Fuck i'm tempted to see if I can catch the knife and ride it

>>51298733
What can it do that an excel spreadsheet can't

>>51298731
>>51298598

you realize GEX is at a nearly all time low right, implying strongly volatility will be high. you know that right? you wouldn't just be attemting advanced option strategies without knowing that right?

>>51298737
Buy at 11.xx

>be me
>going to college on governments dime
>no job
>no intention to get job, have had like 50 jobs, went back to college to avoid getting a job
>living with parents

So in a couple years when I can't do this anymore I guess I'll be homeless.

I am really not going to get a job. I'm not fucking doing it. If I have to hop from college to college for decades, if that is even possible, I will do it. I am NOT working.

>>51298737
>riding the razors edge
youre about to get circumcised, m8

I'm shorting stocks that are based in California

https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/californians-ignore-pleas-conserve-power-grid-pushed-brink

>>51298694
You can make a fortune with a program that tells you when a high level executive of a company is about to jump off a balcony. I want that program. Hell, I'd even sell it to the glowniggers for the right price so they could blame the program for covert ops they run

>>51296744
Up .05% but any day that you close green is a day you've won

>>51298737
She's only 12.42 YOU SICK FUCK!

>>51298756
Sucks your cock and swallows every time

>>51298731
Yes, but you can make it bullish or bearish too. But instead of losing to time decay, it can work in your favor, not against

>>51298784
I said something an excel spreadsheet can't

>Futures

>>51298774
They charge you the same regardless of electricity use. I'm not surprised people are ignoring the pleas.

>>51298803
They're looking good,yeah

>>51298766
Did I fuck that up?

I'm going to make lentil curry and you can't stop me

>>51298771
>I don't do jobs
>had 50 jobs
You are a retard

>>51298849
You vil eat ze lentils, pajeet pleb

The two things I looked at the most today

JPY dying
ETH 4% rally which fell apart, I think this stupid ass POS and I mean proof of steak, is a huge final hurrah for crypto this season and it can finally go to 10k BTC and lower after

>>51298898
Like any vaporware project in software history
The point it really dies is release
You can have the worst MMORPG ever made and will have fans till two weeks after release
Reality is the worst thing for vaporware to ever cross over into, eth would do better with pos planned for 2030

>>51298898
>10k btc
I dont know about crypto will it pump like it did in 2020 though?

>>51298756
Excel is an extremely heavy front-end for certain simple tasks like combining various data of the day into a buy/sell signal.
Object-based databases are much faster and less rigid than spreadsheets.
Once you start using macros in excel you quickly realize the spreadsheet is not the important part, it's just a skeuomorphic representation of old ledgers from before programming took off that can be accomplished better by pulling data and printing a customized output on demand.
>t. anon who uses Excel and basic-ass VBA so pretends he knows what coding is

>>51298170
what program?
github?

Oh Lawd
Dem Rangs dem Rangs
Dem Rangs dem Rangs
Oh Lawd,
Dem white devil Rangs
Save us oh lord from dem white devil Rangs.

>>51298991
https://vocaroo.com/15zGY6Xyq3BN

>>51296961
As a younger guy I’m excited as fuck. All my peers and “competition” are absolute retards and old mfs who are incredibly easy to manipulate. Get with it bitch

>>51298737
>china collapsing
>buying 3x semi etfs

>>51298998
4chan never ceases to amaze me

>>51298962
It can definitely pump but the problem is all speculative pricing. Part of the uncertainty creates a large premium. 20k BTC is not interesting, the interest comes from BTC replaced financial system and hits 1 million possibility.

All bubbles exist in this pricing paradigm and I saw a very interesting paper on how it's actually pretty logical. The problem with crypto isn't speculation but when people look at say the number of players in a crypto based game vs fortnite. V bucks vs eth, or even csgo skin market vs opensea

There are interesting aspects to crypto but it really doesn't have any marketshare even at a trillion total

>>51299018
/tv/'s vocaroo songs and shitposting are the only good thing to come out of the amazon's 1 billion dollar slop

>>51299019
What I mean is if you ignore the hype and look at functional expressions of crypto it's a tiny market on par with sub 10b digital focused companies, but the speculative aspect as a call option is off the charts

If people for whatever reason don't want call option investments or that future becomes obviously less valuable it will crash

If we dont dissovle into civil war then you young folk can really make some generational wealth by simply not buying the crashing economy

URANIUM talk on CNBC

>>51298976
what variables if you dont mind me asking?

>>51298765
I've almost doubled my portfolio in the past two months using butterflies, slowly, steadily, and methodically. I keep alot of cash so I'm not over leveraged so I can stack more spreads as the underlying moves and hedge with butterflies at different strikes and exps. Works for me. I'm wrong alot and I still easily hit my goal of +10% per week.

Predictions for what happens to markets when ECB raises interest rates this Thursday?

This is the poopiest /smg/ ever (and that's a good thing).

>>51299077
Media attention stage before the parabolic run.

>>51299134
Jay Powell talks Thursday with Larry summers who regularly calls for 5% rates and called him a stupid retarded bitch for letting inflation run. That's the event this week. Whether Powell says pain or lower will move markets

One day you niggers are going to look back and say 'I wish I had bought BLUE like that one schizoid told me to.'

One day.

>>51299136
THis

>>51299082
I'm not the C# guy.
Custom signals usually combine popular TA signals like volatility, relative strength, and moon phases.
I just use VBA (macros) to pull data from multiple sources into one place

>>51299165
No one will look back because no one invests long term in these threads

>>51299077
Just sold everything
URANIUM going to 0, media only ever talks about something to bag dump on retail

>>51299165
Sup whicha BLUE shill. I bought some calander spreads on it just today

>>51297021
this

Threadly reminder that euro cucks will be selling their valuables in order to afford tea candles and potato's to make it past winter
Be ready to flip their belongs to continue funding your euro short

>>51299205
they will look back because I will make them look back. Just like I did with CCXI. Niggers.
>>51299209
open interest on sep 16 7.5c is holding it back. approval this month adn after the 16th its moon time

>>51299146
And markets must go lower fast if he wants the desired effect on unemployment, so yes Jackson Hole set the future fed tone until unemployment starts rising. Stocks are still in la la land and the longer prices remain high the more hawkish the fed will sound.

>>51299208
WTF, doomer
now I'm sad :-(

>>51299077
>>51299136
sell signal, legit if its on CNBC then you get one last mini pump before the dump

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>>51294500
>>51294500
>>51294500
>>51294500

>>51299231
Good, because the calls I sold on it exps then too. I sold them to lower the cost of the 2023 calls I bought today

>>51299268
Hey wait a second

What's a good re-entry price for SIGA?

>>51298765
max loss 96$
max profit 404$
thats 4:1 on your money - not bad. but yeah higher vol makes it tougher. if vol gets that bad, you could always invert it though

>>51299268
almost had me for a second
>>51299301
$5

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>>51299345
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>>51299128
How many do you have open at a time and what % of your portfolio is that? How can you tell when SPY will crab and not run off on you?

>>51297415
Low attention span programming, bullish for dis.

>>51298401
It’s 3,000 features (well, more like 1,000 base features plus things like WoW changes and quantiles on them) thrown into XGBRegressor. A mixture of normal quant stuff and my fringe theories turned into ESG score type metrics.
>>51298694
I used to work as a programmer at an investment bank, but I was too autistic to survive. Now I work on this full time.
>>51298988
Yeah bro let me just send it over.

>>51300488
Actually to clarify, I run some feature selection stuff on it every few weeks/months, so the final model usually only uses 800ish features that get swapped out and in at random intervals.
>>51299190
It’s all just in python. I should RIIR some of it for speed but I’m lazy and more focused on data gaps and integrity problems ATM.

>>51298038
>Just found this company, good value maybe?
>Rocket lab, ticker RKLB.
>Went public last year, share price is now $5.45 from a peak of $18 last year. Current market cap of 2.5billion.
>Their currently flying rocket, the “Electron” first flew commercially in 2018 and is groundbreaking in the fact of having electric pump fed engines. They’re working on and apparently making good ground on making boosters reusable - I don’t know how many other companies other than spaceX are doing this but it looks to make them a viable competitor cost wise once operations scale up.
>The real exciting thing is their new rocket, pic related. They intend to fly it in 2024, from what I can gather googling it’s a reusable rocket with half the payload capacity of a falcon 9 (17,000lbs) which is a good thing really - half the payload is half the fuel required to get to Leo which is half the cost. Good for customers that want just their one satellite taken to orbit.
>If I ape in it won’t be with much money, rockets have a notorious history of delays and a company without gov funding could easily go bankrupt developing one. let me know what you guys think


I'm a rocket ship on my way to Mars on a collision course
I am a satellite I'm out of control
I am a sex machine ready to reload like an atom bomb
About to oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, explode