/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>51292343

digits confirm that REED is going to moon next week

If you don't play golf at least 3 times a month you will never make it

At this rate I really am going to own nothing, just not by choice

All I want is to beat SPY. I don't even care if I'm down. I just want SPY to be down more.

Reminder that we are completely fucked

I’m so tired

>>51292387
where does masturbation fit in on this list

>>51292381
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

>>51292387
*clicks*
*whistles*

KEK BAGGIES!!!

>>51292405
>Relaxing, Thinking
It's 4th or 5th from the bottom anon

>>51292414
kek

What uranium plays should I make?

>>51292394
Also before that glowie supply chain fed shows up, reminder that blaming the rise of M1 on "including savings accounts" is total bullshit, there has been no correlation at all and savings are at a record low

Lads
What is this?
and what happens when it drops?

>>51292376
I spend less because that's what we're supposed to be doing in these times
It affects me only that I have to be more human in a time of artifical scarcity. Of course, I need to find my kicks and the market always provides in either direction
Niggers could never understand

I wish I shorted meme stocks

>>51292433
do it now

>>51292127
F above 15.14 I'll cut.

>>51292409
hang around the barber shop long enough eventually you get a haircut

>>51292387
This chart is literally just old people stuff at the top and young and hispanic people at the bottom

>>>51292360
The only difference is that they call each other "citizen" instead of "comrade"

I suffer

SAVA. Help. My bear call spreads. Help me. Help me. Stop it. Stop the market.
Please. Someone with cybersecurity credentials explain how we can access the NYSE stock market servers and hack into it so we can pause the market.

They never covered drs hedgies look at the yen gme squeeze criminal cabal never closed the shorts this non profitable retailer holds the key to the nft metaverse with 50 dollars a day of activity

Damn bond market is really taking a massive shit

>>51292450
>only old people run

>>51292459
well yeah the yield curve is still inverted

>>51292430
you're not thinking of the young niggas who have to carve out the basic necessities while paying 400% premiums compared to their dads and getting paid the same
the system only becomes more broken by the year

Remember when people made fun of shemitah conspiracy theorists?

>>51292445
sure as long as you're ok being on a leash, with the man-hand of the ugliest, most passed-around bunny on the other end of it

>>51292459
10 year up 14 bps

>>51292455
Chop. Chop. Why Don't You Learn??

>>51292479
JIDF and Goldman interns are not people.

>>51292401
i know exactly how you feel, i was up so fucking late last night, and i was drinkin too

>>51292468
around here yes, it's almost entirely people 40+ who have realized they need to start taking care of themselves and the university sports teams

>>51292492
How do we Chop the NYSE stock servers?

kek baggies

im done trading today. bigger stop loss was way better for me. sold in to profit on the biggest mover of my trades.

gotta do like 10 trades more and then i will evaluate how i done. good luck for the rest of the day bros.

>>51292500
granted you almost never see poor old people running. but you never see poor young people run either except from the cops HA gottem

>>51292505
try hijacking a couple planes, you people are muslim right

>>51292426

I think they literally did change the calculation of M1. Regardless you may find this interesting:

https://youtu.be/n1xgQeCiu6k?t=1138

>>51292451
>The only difference is that they call each other "citizen" instead of "comrade"
Lucky for us, with the "browning of America' nothing like the French Revolution (or any other Revolution) will happen.

Uranium bros... we keep winning.

>>51292525
Oh they 100% did, but the fed tries to pretend that's the ONLY reason it spiked. It's part of their argument that there is no inflation and everything is fine

>>51292532
sick 2% gain brah

sell your GME stocks now

>>51292519
No we are not muslim, we are #ProIsrael. Hindu Indian politics is unironically "drink cow piss to protect yourself from Muslim Grooming Gangs"-tier they're really scared of Muslims

>>51292532
Kek Adnani sold enjoy holding baggie.

>>51292562
sers

>a JPG of Zelensky kicked off the session
https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1567168243000901635
lmao what is this shit

>>51292387
>imagine not running
>imagine not doing sprints to stay a fuckable bull and keeping your weightlifting gains simultaneously
Lel

>female broker moved my cash position into a leveraged SOXL long

I am going to be stuck doing OT again, m'lady is a strong dominatrix

>>51292394
nothing ever happens, every other first-world government is worse
>>51292426
the personal savings rate is the rate at which people keep their income, it has nothing to do with how much was already on the balance sheet. they don't look at balances at all it can be estimated completely from declared income, taxes and outlays (spending). you're only fooling yourself.
>in before X
you're only fooling yourself, as hard as you possibly can.

anybody else notice the quintuple top on SPY today? looks like there's some heavy resistance what what ever price we opened at. the path of lease resistance appears to be down and to the right. we're all screwed.

>>51292387
>chad runners
based
>>51292588
there are so many weightlifters and "body builders" that never do cardio and die of a heart attack early cause they ignore their most important muscle

>>51292387
If you don't know how to drive a ball down the fairway you are a subhuman, yes

>>51292556
>It's part of their argument that there is no inflation and everything is fine
that's literally not their argument and you aren't even listening to them kek

>Darkpusle
>DPLS
subsididiary optilan going to IPO. Here is the owner who just made a deal with GASOS through optilan.

>AMC, BBBY, GME, and other meme stocks getting heemed
The NLP AI algorithms on Wall Street decided to fuck off all at once.

>>51292387
Interesting chart, they didn't happen to cross-reference their finding with the race/ethnicity of the respondents, did they?

>>51292442
Nice try.
>DONT BE A LATE SHORT
>goes down even further
>DIDNT YOU LEARN? SHORT NOW
>goes up

>>51292621

Running on asphalt is terrible for your body. Dumb hobby IMO, and I don't care how many joggers it triggers.

I hike in the woods if I want fresh air, or I pedal on my stationary bike for an hour if I want to burn calories. Both better options. Swimming would be good too.

Are Pretax 457 retirement plans any good?

I haven't visited the PLTR or NIO subreddits in a long time and holy shit I thought my copium was bad.

>>51292424
SRUUF is Sprotts physical ur trust.
URA, URNM, and UUUU are other good etfs

>>51292694
>t. Bitchbones

>>51292623
now that i agree with, but you can still do it with $250 of clothes on and post a video short of a single good drive on facebook then milk that for a decade, instead of $1250 plus bad hair plus retarded "whisper" stock tips twice a month then lose money on failed dates anyway
i chose sporting clays and archery but you do you and wagmi

AEVA chads we 2.78 again

>>51292477
>the system only becomes more broken by the year
The system is working flawlessly. Sorry you're a failure and on the losing end of it.

Im shorting USDJPY as hard as i can

>>51292652
It's kind of obvious seeing who's who with the wide array of activities listed
Nigger

>>51292713
PLTR is a buy under $7

>>51292723
kill yourself

>>51292574
you mean in like, July of last year, just before it doubled in price..?

OPEC actually cut oil production; how is oil not going up?

>>51292650
Bitchcoin and crypto too. Mara still green somehow, for now.

>>51292769
Also the Poopy and the Stinky and the uhhh Farty.

>>51292756
demand goes down in fall/winter

>>51292694
Hiking is based. You don't even have to do it every day. Just go every weekend in a woods with backpack and some food.

I did about 20 miles this weekend in the National Forest near me. Stopping every 5 miles to camp wherever I wanted.

Then I watch stocks all week, because my exercise is done. This is how humans were meant to live, not in some gymbox

>>51292701
I think i'll stop putting in my 457.

>>51292734
>It's kind of obvious seeing who's who
That's not how you trust the science, faggot.

I'm balding like a motherfucker but I have a nice face
Whenever I wear a hat or beanie, I never see girls look at me or even ask for help
When I turn it into a gay manbun during periods of manic apathy, I'm getting these cute smiles and girls even ask for help for random, stupid shit. I would kill myself if it wasn't for options trading and my big 7 inch cock and that runners high. Spy puts, fuck you.

>>51292786
They're going to delay or postpone refilling the spr, aren't they.

Every day the NDAQ fights so hard to stay green and then closes red by the end of the day anyway. a lot of money must be getting thrown around to make that happen

so...stonks only go down?

>>51292725
>AEVA
Is LiDAR actually a profitable venture? Like how will companies that only have one product line - LiDar for vehicles - actually maintain profitability and return capital to shareholders as a standalone public company?

LiDAR seems like a high capex, low margins business, as all OEM stocks reflect in their generally depressed P/E ratios. (TSLA being the notable exception to this).


So tell me how AEVA, as an OEM company, can get enough money to return to shareholders eventually or be profitable enough to draw in more bidders for the stock? It seems the market is pricing in the fact that AEVA is an OEM company, which have razor thin margins.

>>51292815
just shave/buzz your head or rock a combover bro, hats and beanies are for guys who are self conscious and women don't like that.

>>51292815

>>51292603
that was a man bro

>>51292387
What category do pedo orgies fall under? Using cardiovascular equipment? Attending performing arts? Boating?

Does anyone here have experience with "invest engine"? I'm considering opening an ISA with them and keep half my portfolio in ETFs. What sort of returns I can expect with just ETFs? The returns on their managed accounts aren't great.

How far does UUUU fall today. I want to swing it if possible. I've done really well in the past on it. Hoping for 7.10 or under..

>>51292713
Wow it has been a long time since I thought about pltr. That was getting shilled everywhere for a while

>>51292881

>>51292745
I find it weird the tripfags keep defending the fed as well

>>51292906
The Aristocrats

>>51292796
Based, I do all my workouts on the weekends and nothing during the weekdays and still I'm in good shape. A single full body session in the gym and 75 minutes of vigorous cardio is all it takes. There was some science paper that came out a while back comparing "weekend warriors" to people that workout 3-5 days a week then looked at general health, rates of death from heart disease and all that. The difference was negligible. Literally working out once a week is all you need
https://chicago.suntimes.com/2022/7/22/23270567/exercise-weekends-weekend-warriors-health-benefits

>>51292796
This. I hike about 15 miles every weekend, and trail run at least a mile a few mornings a week. The mountains are based as fuck, and hiking IS the best white man's health plan for both physical and mental stamina.

>he bought the bobo rally

>>51292634

Depends who "they" is. There's definitely a large contingent of keynesians & mmt'ers who think increasing money supply does not somehow debase currency anymore because we've somehow solved for that with policy.

I know why they think that too. It's because globalization and shale oil caused so much deflation that it overpowered the money printing post GFC, and they don't understand that at all. They just see CPI not spiking and start onions-facing about "see! we can totes afford my heckin UBI and my student loan forgiveness!" (i.e. they're lefty niggers engaging in politically motivated economic reasoning)

Or you get the "demographics" people who imagine that an aging population is somehow deflationary, as though the production/consumption balance of young isn't way higher than the old. No thoughts, heads empty.

*takes the market down in you’re path*

Just bought 3 of these $391 SPY puts exp Friday. Will I make it or get wrecked?

It's literally over today isn't it bros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Prhi3_Nvt3U

>>51292701
I've been reading about it and now i think i'll stop putting into my 401k and continue with my 457b retirement plan only. I just don't feel like putting 10% of my income into retirement plants that are only going to dump for the next year or two.

>>51292796
Hiking is just walking. Who the hell doesn't walk every day?

>>51292650
kek, baggies

>>51292956
I'd say 60-40 you make it
Rooting for you anon

>>51292956
Those are gonna print bro!!!

>>51292897
Wish I kept a list of the late 2020 most discussed /smg/ stocks. So far UUUU is the only one I can think of that's still doing well.

Pucker up sluts. It's going down.

>>51292835
Schizos are saying that something is suppressing VIX to prevent big moves and ensure a slow bleed.
IDK if I believe these kind of manipulation conspiracies.

Vix really wants to go over 30
Why it isnt over there yet,i wonder.

>$KOLD

What happened to DWAC fellow trumptroopers. I was promised ascension into the 1%er to stand by the great man's side but all I'm getting is broken.

>>51292957

>>51292650
How do I heem something? I really wanna heem someone so I know what heeming is. What heem mean?

I'm laughing I know I shouldn't but I'm laughing

I propose a toast! A toast, to Mumu who once more gloated at mildly green futures then once more got heemed! To Mumu! May your financial agony be drawn out and most rewarding (to me).

>>51293056
it means heem sleepy

>>51293030
Gather around Anon, let me tell you the tail of DWAC trannies.

>>51293056
It's when someone gets brutally knocked out

>>51293056
You punch it really hard in the nose. Longer the nose the louder the crunch.

>>51293056
Here
Everyone
Enjoys
Mergers

>>51293056
buy SOXL to get heemed, buy SOXS to heem

>>51293062
You know who you should be laughing at?

My EQNR longs are down 10% TODAY

AHHCK

>>51293056
Getting heem'd is buying options on a stock when IV is 100% or higher

Bitcoin just dumped. How low will it go?

>>51292995
The other ones I remember are AQB and KTOS, which are also pretty funny.

>>51293101
market is getting roasted today boyo

>>51293119
don't care, also didn't ask

>>51293101
What happened? Didn't Russia just stop nord stream?

I will heem every bulltard in here.

>>51293062
Did I start the Mannarino takeover of /biz/ with these webms

FUCK me the greed got me again and made me dumb.
fucking 2xed this morning and gave it all away.

Goddamn it, is there any medication or something to kill your emotions?

>>51293118
I bought puts on DWAC last month
they're doing OK

We always overestimate the change that will occur in the next two years and underestimate the change that will occur in the next ten. Don't let yourself be lulled into inaction.

>>51293144

>>51293130
he looks so wise and distinguished

>>51293095
why must you attak me liek this

>>51293101
I never would've predicted EQNR tanking right after Russia cuts gas. Clown market is full of surprises. I'm losing so much fucking money lmfao.

>>51293145
>is there any medication or something to kill your emotions?
fap twice in a row

>>51293132
Europe has no cash to buy it. At least, that's the excuse I'm hearing.

You mumus really fell for those green futes again,didn't you?

Jesus I've been buying the last year and it just keeps dumping and dumping. Is there ever gonna be a reversal or is it just gonna be ten years of dumping?

>>51293153
so you be sayin?

There are people in here that bought soxl

Just make a stock that lets you cum im anime. Instant 1000x. Recession proof depression proof, apocalypse proof. IT'S SO SIMPLE.

>>51293132
No idea really, it was up like 6% yesterday, ive seen some news about them (EQNR) talking about a 1.5T margin call on energy markets but im too stupid to know what this means lol

Seems like bitchcoin is gettin fucked,again

>>51293145
literally me
>buy stock
>it pumps
>get greedy and hold
>it dumps
>sell for chump change profit

>heem
More like this market is throwing lowkey shade at my portfolio. Getting yeeted on fleek here, brochachos.

>>51293144
I see Mannarino's been practicing his ahegao face

>>51293215
Either that or this is the prepump dump

>>51293197
nobody knows! its a whole new world

>>51293218
Layer your sells dummy. Take 30% out when you feel like it to lock those gains in. Can't sell the top, but you can sell A top.

>>51293157
He carries all the ancient knowledge passed down through the ages. Thats what the melanin does. Whites simply can't compete.

>>51293260
big if true

>>51293146
SPEAKING OF DWAC puts:
I was up 100% on my October 2022 DWAC puts this morning so I sold them extremely hungover and half asleep and went back to bed.

I didn't buy too many but it was a gamble that paid off. I think you should sell your DWAC puts today anon....unless they were super far OTM and didn't remain profitable. Vol surfaces on DWAC are just absurd.

Hiding tigers came out for DWAC. Sell puts now.

>>51293244
it's the predump dump

>>51293127
Oh jeez the mutant fish. They deserve it.

>>51293244
>prepump dump
I dont think so,powell speech on thursday
Some governor on friday,seems bearish overall and cpi about to come out too later.

>ATLANTA BASED DTC MORTGAGE WHOLESALER AMERISAVE MORTGAGE SOLUTIONS (AWMS) & PHOENIX BASED LENDER SUBURBAN MORTGAGE INC. HAVE ABRUPTLY STOPPED OPERATIONS

Click. Clack. Click. Skeletons. Clacking. Clicking. In the closet. Click. Clackity. What's. That. Noise.

>>51293295
What time Powell speak Thursday?

>>51293295
>jpow speech
is this going to be the catalyst for the meltdown that pharmabro predicted?

>>51293144
speaking as the original mannarino shill, I think so, yes
I have been encouraging people to check out mannarino for around 3 years, there were a few of us who followed him, but he wasn't 'mainstream' /biz/ - it wasn't until you (and others) started posting the webms of him that he began to really take off on /biz/ radar

>>51293241
That's the masonic handshake

>>51293318
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>51293320
9:10AM EDT time

>>51293318
uh......................

>>51293197
YOU MEAN TEN YEARS OF CHEAPIES.

>>51293345
mannarino would never betray his fellow masons

>>51293334
>Pharmabro
Who and qrd?

>>51293318
>mfw it's true
https://nationalmortgageprofessional.com/news/amerisave-wholesale-suburban-mortgage-close-homepoint-lay-100s

>>51293388
and that's a good thing!

>>51293318
No more shitskin loans?! Oh no how will America go on ?

>>51293382
basedboy martin shkreli who btw is up 10% on the portfolio he started trading a month ago and you can watch every second livestreamed

>>51293388
>mfw
>posts slutty anime child
YWNBAW and also you need to stop masturbating to pictures of children

>>51293318
My mortgage stock has been doing a lil summin', its based in a white part of murica though

>>51293413

>>51293212
>>51293132
>>51293101
>>51293172
This the reason for gas dump?

PRTY

Does the White House press secretary smack her lips like black people normally do every time she talks or has she been trained to suppress that instinct?

>>51293411
Did he close the SIGA short yet?

I need to go to the gym but also need to start selling my btc if it drops below 19. What do?

>>51293340
I wouldn't be able to grind that out every day, props to him

if you did unironically buy DWAC puts then sell today bros. Implied volatility went up by a good amount today, premiums stay inflated on vega. So sell your DWAC puts right now

>>51293468
Put in limit orders?

>>51293441
How do I get the European government to cover my goddam margin calls?

>>51293460
Are aware that those "people" built America? Chud

>>51293466
lol no he'd be up a lot more except for that

>>51293460
She's in a Caucasian occupation. She knows the stakes.

>>51293318
Its a nothing burger. Call me when the CFO jumps off the roof.

>>51292739
make it under 5 and you got yourself a deal.
Joke stock. Joke company. Clown CEO.

>>51293468
Go to the gym and forget about bitchcoin

Is uranium antisemitic?

>>51293441
I have no idea what any of this means lol.

>>51293413
anime coomer website, seethe cope dilate and gb2gbs, verification not required

>>51293486
I've got some set for 18k but would like to start slowly selling at 18.9k

>>51293509
I'm in the opposite situation and i have to accustom myself to smacking my lips more frequently

Oilbros... It's over

>>51293500
>Are aware that those "people" built America? Chud
I've heard this before, can you point out something one of them actually built? Just for research purposes

Hello Friends! Here is your Mid-Day news for Sep 6:
>Apple expected to revel new iPhone on Wednesday
>Defaults on Junk-Loans (leveraged loans) hit $6 Billion in August, the highest since October 2020. However, 75% of current borrowers have until 2025 or later before they are forced to repay
>Industrial metal prices fall as global recession fears rise
>Labor Day travel surpassed pre-pandemic levels
>Delaware Chancery Court Chancellor Kathleen McCormick will hear arguments on whether allegations for Twitter whistleblower can be added to Elon Musk’s suit against Twitter.
>Judge approves Trump’s request for ‘special master’ for Mar-a-Lago files
>Blackrock to begin restricting their own individual Directors from sitting on “too many” Boards of other companies at once. Currently many of the Directors sit on 6 or more Boards of companies like Twitter, Alphabet, etc.

World News:
>Liz Truss appointed UK Prime Minister. She is working on finalizing a $100 billion deal to address the UK's Energy Crisis. This will lead to a sharp increase in government borrowing.
>The plan will cap household energy bills over the next two winters at $2,500. However the current cap is only $1,971... consumers will receive a one-time $400 check to offset these price rises
>EU Plans windfall taxes to counter energy bills, including gas price caps
>India’s Silicon Valley hit by blackouts and floods
>Porsche will IPO in the coming weeks
>Japanese Yen hits 24-year low against the dollar, and the Euro falls below the dollar for the first time in two decades.
That's the news, lads! Hope your days are going well

>>51293539
peanut butter, peanut oil

>>51293529
The small hats have been taking loans that they had zero intention of paying. Now they're asking the goyim to cover any risk or losses they might incur.

>>51293468
I'll watch your electronic coins bro, you just go hit those weights

>>51293556
Hey cool post thanks

>>51293539
Literally every building and road. Did you not go to college, Chud?

>>51293576
Why would they do such a thing?

why did it mega dump?

>>51293560
Anon, I..

>>51293539
Clearly bait. They picked cotten. At that time about the only thing they built was camp fires to dance around doing their tribel dances

>>51293468
yes, anon
you need to sell the bottom
that's very important

>>51293581
Lol fk you bobo. I like btc, it's a shame what you're doing to it

>fomo'd in SIGA at 22.99
>it proceeds to dump
>invest in crypto
>it proceeds to pump

Weird

>>51293556
Very helpful, anon. Thanks!

>>51292051
Mostly True unless you're at 0% interest rates. At which point bond market is minimized and stonks are maximized. which means that they are effectively correllated. If you run a correllation regression for the past 20 years or so you'll see extreme correllation

>>51293284
I'm still betting on it going to $10 so I'll hold at least until the meeting today afternoon
with full knowledge of the likelihood of getting heemed
we'll see

10 YEAR YIELDS
10 YEAR YIELDS
10 YEAR YIELDS

IF THIS LIL NIGGA GOES HIGHER WE GOING TO 3600

>>51293611
I margined in at 19.5k like a fool. I almost sold at 20.2k but was tempted to wait for the 20.5k and now I'm fucked

>>51293607
wikipedia is literally controlled by chuds

>>51293620
What are you buying next?

Party City is my best friend.

>>51293556
>Labor Day travel surpassed pre-pandemic levels
People need to stop scheduling their weddings on holiday weekends. I hate flying in planes with entire villages from Oaxaca.

>>51293596
That explains why there are so many Martin Luther king blvds I suppose

>>51293556
I can't wait for the Porsche IPO, PCA nerds are going to use it as a new way to dickwave and it will make me many shekels and zuz

>>51293643
>If
What would it stop from going higher though?

>>51292343
Were all gunna make it bros.

>>51293607
>chudipedia

Shame on you. Blacks invented calculus, the Internet, internal combustion engines and semiconductors too

>>51293556
>>India’s Silicon Valley hit by blackouts and floods
I noticed Pakistan is flooding too. So all the rain moved to these shit hole areas? God wants Muslims to prosper and California to burn

This PUTS a smile on my face

>>51293680
>What would it stop from going higher though?
Violence*

*in Minecraft

>>51293694
Just shut down Nestle and the drought will go away.

>>51293607
1916?!?! I always thought he was a slave in the early 1800s. I'm sure my school never *explicitly* said he wasn't a slave, but they sure made it seem that way

>>51293658
Nothing. I have like 10k spread around I'm gonna play the long game.

>>51292387
>participating in water sports
Nice

>>51293658
Kek

>>51293638
The DWAC extension vote meeting got adjourned because they're still counting the votes, right? This thing is already being frontrun so hard lol, Reuters already said that so far not enough shareholders had voted in favor of endorsing a one-year extension to complete the merger deal.

Now the vote count for that extension got "delayed". I smell blood so i held onto some puts but I agree that likely it already got frontrun a bit.

But it's worth holding onto some puts to. If DWAC does go to $10 soon I'll make a few thousand bucks.

Party City and SQQQ

>>51292343
SIGA bros...

I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE

>>51293657
>>51293690
True, I'll check Rational Wiki

>>51293556

>India’s Silicon Valley hit by blackouts and floods

Silicon shitting street needs a good wash anyway

It doesn't matter how many times I see it.
Every single day I see SPY freeze out options, it makes me wonder how any of this shit is legal.

Its just September right guys? We'll recover by the end of the year right?

PAIN WILL YOU RETURN IT?
I'LL SAY IT AGAIN PAIN

>>51293747

buy now pay later tickers?

>>51293749
I SLURP IT UP

>>51293724
it still works!

>>51293770
Yeah by the end of 2024

>>51293747
I HATE THE ANTICHRIST

Why didn't I buy SQQQ

>>51293556
Thank you fren, very cool.

>He still didn't buy SOXS

>>51293821
Because you listened to baggie cope in these threads.

>he didn't sell, wait an hour, then buy more SPY puts
You faggots really hate money, don't you

UkraineNYSEsisters lets GO

>>51293747
My theory. Mother nature has taken over that person and felt the need to put on that display to remind all humans penis in fact should go into vagina to make babies not all the other degenerate stuff currently on-going.

The Porsche Taycan still looks like a station wagon.
Make an EV 911 and let's talk turkey.

>>51293776
for me it's policy of truth

We used to Bart, now we just Marge
May God have mercy

>>51293897
I'm sure it has nothing to do with him being jewish and shemitah being upon us just fun coincidences

>>51293931
What comes after the marge?

>>51292864

I'm in AEVA for the EVA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6qn2FZdX1Y

>>51293931
Every diehard fan knows that the Lisa is the harbinger of the end times.
>Every nu-episode is just the Lisa Show.

U fucking idiots can still get in on party city. It's a slow walk up so plenty of buying opportunities

When will the SIGA baggies capitulate... this slow bleed is taking for fucking ever just fucking die already so I can get my dry powder ready.

>>51293556
Thanks anon

>>51293950
The merge, that's when we really dump
September 13

>>51293928
IT'S JUST TIME TO PAY THE PRICE
FOR NOT LISTENING TO ADVICE

What do you guys think about Gamestop? Ticker:GME

DWAC as I have said over and over again to the chuds. The Trumptards. The MAGApedes. The deal will never close. DWAC will be $10 again soon.

>>51293986
Wow another memestock pump & dump I'm sold

>>51293986
might be too soon, the yoloapes need to recharge after getting waxed on bbby

>>51294040
its going to keep going down

Hmm, why did the market take a dump? That seemed to come from nowhere, I can't find any FUD news that would explain it either.

>>51294081
You mean why did we just pump for no reason right?

>>51294075
What if it doesn't?

>>51294040
No.

>>51294081
Jews are back from vacation and things will get worse.

>>51294116
Good point that

btc Under 19k,that was quick.

>>51293643
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ 10 YEAR TAKE MY ENERGY ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

>>51294081
Zelensky decided shemitah comes early this year

Dirty Harry asked the criminal who was considering lunging for his gun to try to shoot Harry since Harry had him in his sights but admitted that he did not know if there was another round in the chamber. Harry asked him, "Well do you feel lucky, Punk?" Today he might ask him if he thinks the bear market is over or n o t ? ...and "well do you feel lucky,?" Long...or Short? Is it time to decide? Well ....is.... it?

How do I benefit from my wife watching twitch streamers while she does her WFH job?
Amazon stock?

>>51294040
going all in, surely we'll beat earnings for the first time in 5 years

>>51292558
That does it. Im gonna buy so much GME because of you

>>51294125
well that would mean i'm wrong, and i'm never wrong.

>>51293821
because it's extremely volatile and in an unpredictable market you have just as much of a chance of getting rekt as you do of making money. that's my cope, anyhoo

>>51293016
Hell yeah nigga. Z chuds and Putin are on suicide watch. I began accumulating all through late August and well into last week. I'm finna be rich as fuck. Lmao!

>>51292343
>>51292343
>>51292343
Baked

>>51294193
whoa.

New

>>51294237
>>51294237

BUDDY

>>51294223
Same applies to pretty much anything right now though.

>>51293205
Does Nhentai or sadpanda have stocks? Also any doujinshi printers in Japan open on the stock market? I know nipland is in a depression right now, but they've been making hentai since the 1600's. So that market will bounce back in time.
Remember sex sells and normies are buying.

VIX is up 4%.
UVIX is only up 1.4%.
It's supposed to be 2X leveraged.
I'm feeling ripped off.

>>51294045
Meme stocks usually pump more than 80% idiot

>>51294348
You're buying VIX futures dumbass.

>>51294081
Jewish holiday coming up goy

>>51294348
1/2x leveraged

>>51292405
using cardiovascular equipment

>>51293468
>I'll sell but only if it's low
ah yes of course

>>51293101
We warned you but you had to follow the shills blindly

>>51293468
>boobed 'za

>>51292500
But walking is at the bottom, and more old people probably walk than run.

>>51294369
Fine.
LONGVOL is up 2.92% and UVIX is only up 4.48%.
It's still a rip off.

>>51294508
None warned shit nigger

>>51294200
A fat life insurance policy and then an accident.