/biz/ - Business & Finance

20M reporting in. What am I in for?

you will never be a woman

FIRST FOR GOD

just got kicked out of uni today, pretty devastated. my 1m stack is all i have left

>>51290794
I hope not because I would be a major cumslut.

>dopamine running low
>curtains closed
>vitamin d depleted
>feeling the depression coming on
>"w-we're going to be rich a-arent we??"
>breathe a sigh of relief
>other anons are reassuring you you're going to make it
>ten minutes pass
>the feeling has worn off
>time to make another thread
>”LUNC price prediction thread"
>yeah that's nice... look at all those numbers
>put all the posted numbers and multiply them with your stack
>haha wow, thats a lot of money
>imagine what all you could do with that money
>maybe i'll finally have sex...
>sun peeks through the curtains
>you hear your parents waking up
>hehe, fucking wagies
>the depression comes back
>the dopamine rushes dont last as long as they used to
>time to make another thread
>"is 10m LUNC enough to make it?"

My LUNC earnings are buying me a new bike.

>>51290787
What about 20 millions USD before EOY ?

AND THEY SAY THAT A HERO COULD SAVE US, I'M NOT GONNA STAND HERE AND WAIIT!

Where’s the Canadian faggot at?

>>51290787
20M EOY. 100M Next bullrun.

>>51290818
BEFORE EOY?

>>51290811
>>51290833
>>51290855
Ah sweet a blessed thread

Do you feel it anons? The timeline is shifting in our favor. Financial freedom is at our very fingertips. The stalwart shall be rewarded, hodl and never forget $1 is inevitable

>>51290877
damn son

>>51290833
taking a pic of the omg waoooowww Ford Mustang parked at tim horton's

Complete lack of bussin in this thread is sus af. fr fr. Salty haters are silent too. Everyone just gaping while MMs adjusting the price. CDC wouldn't let you trade more than 25 m or something? kek. that was a sign. Cz just a dip kek. sign. Vincent. Sign. $100 eoy fuckers getting wrecked. No cap.

>>51290815
mine are buying me a new box of scarab occult terminators

>>51290768
obrigado!

>>51290810
What happened anon? Low grades?

Lambo? Ferrari? Why of course not. I am going to be purchasing the ultimate vehicle, the 1999 Jeep Cherokee Sport. Why yes, the vehicle Kurt Russell drives in the hit film Breakdown.

>war
>energy crisis
>inflation
>housing crisis
i want to believe $1 eoy but its so hard to given the circumstances....

WAGMI frens.

>>51290939
based af

>>51290914
kek, only LUNCillionaires can afford WH40k

>>51290914
I just painted my first minis. I got the recruit box with the necros and marines and I've painted two marines so far. I understand why people love this now it's very satisfying watching these lil niggas come together.

>>51290939
absolutely and dangerously based.

>>51290877
Indeed.

>>51290939
based take

dubs for $1 EOY

>>51290893
I think I cracked why the guy fuds our threads.

>”oh no I’m white here check pp”.
>shorts early everytime there is a pump.
>Floods out threads non-stop with illiterate fud
>disguises it as noble intentions of saving the retards

This dude fuds ou threads after every single pump because he shorts and he hopes that his fud will cause us to sell and dump the market so he can profit from his short positions. But he keeps getting liquidated. This mf must be the only person on this thread who is actively losing money.
He’s the confirmed Judas with this kikery.

>>51290606
Start an organization to help Palestinians. 100% donation policy. Let the fudding begin

>>51291002
Based

>>51290926
low grades, due to addiction and depression

Just want a comfy vehicle to go camping with the family and take nice country rides with the top down. I don't want to be "fuck you" rich, just don't want to worry about my kids future anymore.

>>51290969
That actually looks like a very satisfying hobby how do I get into that.

>>51290768
I'm in a meeting and watching porn.

>>51291022
sorry to hear that anon, I wish I could offer you some solid advice, but i'll just let you know that youre not alone in fighting those battles and there's help out there if you need it. Good luck and godspeed.

>>51290999
Trips of truth here!!!

>>51290787
How does 20 trillion dollars sound

>>51291062
I want to buy a soccer team

Is this $1 talk just a meme? What would the market cap be for that to even be achieved?

>>51291031
I just walked into the local game shop and asked them to point me in the direction for paints and supplies and to give me some pointers on the painting. There are tons of YouTube videos on the subject as well. Contrast paints are great as a beginner as well, highly recommend. I figured space marines and necrons are cool enough to learn on so that when I feel comfortable with my painting skills I can move on to collecting and painting the armies I actually like, Orks and Lizardmen.

>>51290949
My biggest fear is
>LUNC hits $1 and most of us become millionaires
>Suddenly major SHTF like civil war or WW3 happens and nukes start flying everywhere.
Yeah that would be totally uncool.

This is how we get pur dream gfs, I'm hoping for a big tatty tomboy gf that's athletic but not too muscular.

>>51290815
> BMW
Very nice, i like pretty much all BMW bikes. They are designed in such a way that they'll always look really good.

Keeping my eyes on some kind of R1200R model.

>>51290999
>>51291022
>>51291100
Very nice.
>>51291033
checked but stop watching that qui shit fren

>>51291028
too late, you will be rich as fuck now.

>>51291111
>stop watching that qui shit fren
Why?

>>51291097
Yeah; I'd rather face armageddon broke.

>>51291031
Oh and make sure you have some fine snips on hand like wire cutters. You'll need them to actually snip the bits out to put together. If you don't they have them at game shops but they're of course sold at a premium.

>>51291113
lmao based, thank you anon.

>>51291045
Cheers anon. just gonna relax this year and focus on making art, probably going to apply for uni somewhere else next year

>>51290810
I've gone through this. It's devastating having to explain to everyone that you had to come home for some made up reason. It hurt every time I ran into someone and had to explain it all over again. Been a while since then and I can talk about it openly. Give yourself some time to feel like complete shit, but don't stay there too long.

>>51290606
Bought my gf some fishnet stockings and a butt plug with a tail on it.

>>51290815
I really don't plan on spending on wasteful shit, but a Honda Fireblade is reeeeal tempting.

>>51291022
uni isn't going anywhere anon, you can always go back. take the time to put some real effort into healing, you deserve it brother

i started meditating for 20 mins, 2x/day back in 2015, haven't missed a day (often much longer sessions than 20 mins too) and, paired with pushups, long walks, sit-ups, squats, lots of water, quitting sugar and positive thinking, i wouldn't even recognize the person i was those years back

if i can do it anyone can, the depression and anxiety started slowly but surely melting away, i'm still working on it but life is better than i could have imagined, and i was miserable as fucking possible

anyway best of fortune my friend - and remember, even if LUNC moons you'll still be miserable unless you put some real "don't look back" work into yourself

>>51291089
Depends on circulating supply.

>>51291097
I’d thank lord Jesus for the chance to make me a millionaire and not be tainted by its poisonous way of life by taking me into his kingdom soon

.0004? uh-septed

>>51291022
>addiction
be aware of this one after you make it fren

>>51291111
Some serious numbers flying in here

Honestly can't wait to spend the rest of my days sitting on my farmhouse porch with a shotgun telling passers by that what they're looking for is back the way they came.

>>51291144
look at who directs and produces and owns the companies behind it, also its extremely addictive, look it up it works harder on your brain than heroin. Still not fully recovered from it, ended up like >>51291022 at one point because of it. Always feel my best when I havent looked at that stuff for days

>>51291209
I'll second that. Please watch out anon, addiction is real and not something that can just be beaten by working out and watching motivational youtube vids. read up on it and understand the beast you'll be fighting.

wagmi

>>51291149
I need to do some research on it. I need a hobby that doesn’t involve being a workaholic and I always enjoyed RPG figures they manage to look absolutely incredible.

what's with this new "it'll take 4 years of burning before $1" FUD tactic I'm seeing? what faggot started that?

>>51290768
Can you fucking pajeets stop shitting up the fucking board? You retards don’t know shit about market cap and buying a literally fucking scam rug piece of shit kek.
>youreee m.m.mad….
I’m not mad about shit niggers, I make 90k a year and have 300k in crypto
Oh and here’s a pic of my body
Niggers

>>51291111
You better check yo self cuz you got quads yo self!

Generally, the subzero IQ displayed in this thread would be a HUGE sell signal. BUT this IS a clown-world, no doubt about it; and consequently it becomes a monolithical buy signal.

>>51290810
College is overrated, and I have two degrees so I know what I’m talking about. I understand the feeling though, friend.
Wagmi
$5 EOY

>>51291179
Any tips on how to meditate?

>>51291253
I know it's the joos. I'm not addicted though. Right now I'm watching porn once s week

>>51291268
you're training feet too much bro

>>51291268
This pic is from MATIC thread days ago.
Post again with time stamps, sir

>>51291268

Poors are not allowed in this thread. Fick off.

>>51291301
my fucking sides

>>51291097
I fee you. It’s like whenever your become a part of something that has potential, something gets in the way

>>51291268
Sorry my good sir this thread is exclusive for LUNChads. We understand that LINK and MATIC threads are currently dead and we apologize for the inconvenience. May I suggest Reddit instead? It’s the perfect place for cringy cunts who need to post imaginary income to validate their point of view.

>>51291301
lmfao

>>51291195
Nice. Same.

I assume God will allow me to live like King David with multiple wives and whatnot. I would absolutely wage physical war too. But this day in age it’s a psychological war with lgbtq+, porn, and overall godlessness.

>>51291195
Well sounds like a win after all.

>>51291263
It can work on newbies, most people don't take the time to do their own research.

>>51291179
How can one "not look back" when you've attaigned your thirties ?

>>51291268
i get that you are trolling for le ebin lelz but face facts: burn is going live on sept 20 and its going to trigger face melting gains like we haven't seen in a long while. hoefully you have a small moonbag for yourself so you can enjoy the lunar rocket ride with the rest of us

>>51291268
You stole this picture from a thread a few weeks ago. Time stamp or you’re a larping faggot with no paper and no bitches.

>>51291268
Also if that’s you, I’m sorry to break it but you look like a low budget bowling pin from a third world factory

>>51291177
Based

>>51291261
Its relaxing but it gets expensive quickly.

>>51291309
so, the dude prob has a folder with a lot of pics of shirtless white guys, kinda sus
vnr

>>51291355
>OR
We got the sell the rumor buy the news routine again. Like with Noel Skum.

>>51291268
Based LUNC bro trying to spice up the thread a little

>>51291291
Fair enough fren, vices are alright in moderation. WAGMI

Any TA fans want to draw lines on the LUNC chart?
>TA works on this coin

>>51291419
:)

I got like 60 dollars in my savings
Can I be a millionaire with 60 dollars worth of lunch?

>>51291411
i will check your dubs and respectfully remind you that mathfags in prior lunc generals have shown that over a long enough time frame $1 lunc is mathematically guaranteed once the burn to 10b is enabled. lunc is basically free money for those who are willing to wait
>Verification not required.

>>51291461
Yes

>>51291488
Based fuhrer

Is a trading bot on KuCoin similar to setting up buy/sell orders?

>>51290768
how buy in bongland
binance is cucked

>>51291461
Right now $60 is 150k LUNC. So if you can hodl to $7 some time in the next bullrun that will break $1M for you.

>>51291527
try kraken or crypto com m8

I unironically never bought a single LUNC higher than $0.00006 and I'm not buying any other LUNC until it goes back to $0.00006.
Hopefully it will cool off when people realize that on September 12th there will be no burn, until at least September 20th and even after that date it will take years to burn the supply.

>>51291527
You have to get a special decree from the queen

>>51291403
I bet he's indian with strong white men fetish LOL

>>51291537
What if it won't go up to 7 dollars
Who decides that?

>>51291527
Kucoin

>>51291200
JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA

>>51291283
i guess what i do could be considered zen meditation, but here's some tips:

- sit on something relatively firm and get your butt off the ground at least 4+ inches; this allows your hips to fall forward so your spine can be straight - slouching is counterproductive to this practice

- cross your legs indian style if possible, but the most important aspect of this is finding a sitting position that allows you to be still without discomfort for whatever time you choose to sit

- while you're sitting, just BE STILL, and notice the stillness - you'll have thoughts and that's fine, just notice them and feel how STILL you are, and notice the breath and how it automatically enters and leaves the body - just sitting still is literally core of meditation

- COMMITMENT is probably the biggest thing - you'll get infinitely more benefit from sitting still 20 minutes, 2x per day on a regular basis than sitting 1 hour every couple weeks or whatever

- don't expect anything either, the most important thing is BEING STILL for prolonged periods of time - in time (maybe a short time) you'll likely notice some subtle but profounds shifts in your consciousness, things you can't put into words and never experienced before but are strangely familiar

- my favorite old buddhist metaphor for meditation is imagining a jar of water and sand - when you shake it up it becomes cloudy and opaque, but all you need to do to make it clear is to set it on a table and just wait - your mind works the same way believe it or not; the sheer act being still automatically begins quieting the mind and revealing what's been there the whole time - and it is truly indescribable

>>51290768
Remember to use the power of subtle suggestion with everyone you know
For example:
>Wow, I sure love lunc-ch
>Why yes I do workout at planet fitness, I really love their LUNC alarm
>On the weekend I went spe-lunc-ing, it is great
>My favorite song is Lunc-p by The Presidents of the USA
>A simple verification of credit cards is called a luhnc-heck, brilliant!

>>51291573
>What if it won't go up to 7 dollars
It will if you have enough patience. I'm not saying it's gonna happen any time soon, but we're not talking about a pump n dump from normie fomo with LUNC anymore. This is a full revival and repeg of USTC. So if you can buy $60 worth and hodl for a couple years you will see $7.

>>51291346
bro i committed to healing at age 33, it's literally never too late

Pump imminent

>>51291692
inshallah!

>>51291692
Things will get even pumpier if we break 50.

seems legit

https://medium.com/@edwardkim.ek/a-path-to-recovery-for-luna-classic-e7ff076b28ab

>>51291692
Yep. Too obvious

>>51291755
Dubs decree we pump today!

>>51291755
OMG IM SO EUPHORIC

wtf how did this coin went from 100$ to 0.0000005$
what happened?

>>51291799
checked

>>51291803
meme magic. where have you been the last 4 months bro?

>>51291692

>>51291803
read >>51291787

>>51291803
Let's just say mistakes were made

>>51291799
C-Checked. Interlinked

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo

>>51291426

Pic rel is my analysis

>>51291833
i swear pumps always coincide with a preponderance of repeating digits in these generals

Im surprised that small orders are only a tiny bit higher than large orders, and medium makes up the majority of lunc volume.

>>51291853

>>51291876
It's the sign from KEK

>>51291803

Gate.io confirmed that the volume with NOT be burned with the burn tax. It's over lunatics.

More info here >>51291772

uh-oh, Kraken down again?

>>51292042
>>51292042
>dedicated fud threads with blatantly misleading information
Bullish, buying more, and filtered

>>51292042
>Gate.io confirmed.....
Literally nobody

>>51292046

Nothing is happening to kraken ffs. Stop being a noob.

>>51292042
most of the lunc volume isn't on gate.io anyway. big deal.

>>51291692
https://vocaroo.com/1nuWsQGCgf5i

>LUNC pumps
>fud intensifies
a well-oiled machine, i wonder if they know how obvious it is kek

>>51292122
>most of the lunc volume isn't on gate.io anyway. big deal.
Take this as a first sign of warning. You're on time to take your profits. Exchanges won't apply the burn tax to the volume. Gate.io just confirmed. You guys are so blinded by greed it's dramatic. This won't end well.

>>51290815
Beautiful bike. Treat yourself you earned it. So glad they fixed the asymmetrical headlights.

>>51292119
The exchange is currently in Cancel Only mode.

>>51292168
who thought that the burn tax would apply to volume? It was always clear from the first day that it would be a transactional burn.

>>51292168
Nice ESL, Prakesh.

>>51292042
oh noooooz gate.io
guess it's a good thing CZ has much more motive to implement a burn on trading

>>51292171
Because they’re out of liquidity. They posted about it yesterday. I have the screenshot on my computer but I’m at work right now.

>>51292168

>>51292187
>who thought that the burn tax would apply to volume? It was always clear from the first day that it would be a transactional burn.
People are calculating the burn rate based on volume.

If volume is not burned, it will take like 400 years to burn all the supply.

>>51292168
>Exchanges won't apply the burn tax to the volume

Hey retard. Nobody said this would happen.

>>51292235
nigger

>>51291692
SERS!

Kek. Why these fudders think all LUNC holders are here

>>51292242
They don't care. It's more correct the record faggotry from small hats. Expect even more fud in the coming days and weeks, especially when this actually starts to pump. Leading with "but don't you care that redditors killed themselves??111!!" was a dead giveaway. Ignore and filter them, or at best shit in their mouths with a sneed post and then ignore and filter them. Report if they break a rule. Welcome to the big show lunatics, if you bought before today you're officially early and will make it.

>>51290999
Checked

The King of Sharts has been outed

never going to 0.01 cent

>>51292235
thanks so much for the financial advice bro
still hodling though hahaha sorry, i'm just not selling
thanks anyway

>>51292323
see:
>>51292344

Fatman reporting in

Looks like this is where I'm hodling at.

Simple as.

>>51292171
2nd time i've seen them pull this one while luna baboons.

using just kraken?

>>51292323
thank you, not selling tho

>>51292323
but it went from $116.48 to $0.xxxxx

You're welcome for the pump by the way. I have been in daily contact with the Bogdanoffs through seven layers of my own reality to bargain with them just so they can pump this shit.

>>51292323
Haha look you got two repeating numbers. DOUBLE CHECK! haha

i agree with this, mathematically impossible because market cap and Redditors died, have some sympathy.

>>51292235
Anyone care to refute this?

>>51292435
Thank you for treating with the bogs on our behalf, kind anon.

>>51292456
No.

>>51292456
>anyone care?
No

>>51292456
if the coin survived all summer when everyone already knew this, it's bullish

imagine being a fudjeet

>>51291268
mr serious man has arrived
the ridiculous has been cancelled
boring world here we come
add 1000 more flags to the 100 lgbtblmfeminismecologyprowarvaxxflags and cancel everyone who wants to mind his/her own business without forcing people their crap

>>51292456
refutation here: >>51292344
another nice one here: >>51292395

>>51292435
There's still much resistance around 0004 btw. Some whales REALLY don't want to get liquidated kek. Ask the Bogs if they could push through 0005, I know quite a lot of shorters would rope of it happened.

>>51292456
someone already did the math on the TR discord. lurk moar newfag

>>51292435

>>51292456
nah, lurk moar

>>51292545
As you wish

Guys all this fud really got me seriously thinking, these guys are onto something so i've made a heavy decision, phew here goes:

So basically I'm just gonna not sell it (my LUNC)

I KNOW! ... UGH I know...

I'm sorry!!!!!

It's just that I'm never selling my LUNC

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>51291022
checked, i'm addicted to lunc threads too anon

>>51290606
I can't even think of anything.
I'd probably just withdraw about $2000 to spend on food and any gadget that catches my eye. Then start allocating for the next/current bullrun.

I was in a coma over the past 6 months, what the fuck happened to lunc? it was crabbing at 0.0001 for months and suddenly now it has 4x.

QRD please?

>>51292580
Tread carefully anon.

>>51291263
FUD?
Faggot I put in the worst case scenario math, it still comes out to this being a 380x at minimum.

I really hate zoomers and ESLs.

Fuck bros really hope we dump back down to at least .0003. Trying to buy 1 more mil LUNC and really dont want to buy in at current prices.

>>51292456
Gate.io is 1 exchange and isn't even in the top 10. Binance and MEXC have already supported the burn and will implement it on their exchanges. Other exchanges will follow suit once they see the increased traffic/buy volume.

>>51292628
>coin price dump
>community help
>coin price up
>fudders seethe

>>51292628
LUNA is the Jesus Christ of crypto. He died for our sins and resurrected. It will be the coin that triggers the next bullrun. Repent now

>>51292689
you had 4 (four) months

>>51292689
>Fuck bros really hope we dump back down to at least .0003. Trying to buy 1 more mil LUNC and really dont want to buy in at current prices.
me too. was almost ready to scoop up at 37 but didn't go through with it. now I'm regretting it. I hope we're due in for a massive correction before the final gigapump once the tax goes live.

>>51292628
you gave yourself the QRD
staking was enabled and caused a huge price spike. With hype around the burn tax coming soon.

>>51292704
4 months for what faggot? Ive been buying this whole time

>>51292708
Yeah i was gonna buy last night at like .00034, figured wed be back in the .0002s today. Boy was i wrong.

>>51290768
Man I should've put more I put only $21 as a meme. Damn FML dude it's always the irrelvent ones that pump it's a good thing tho let's hope this recovers all the way and fixes the crypto market. Onwards to $1.

>>51292721
so should I stake?
Is there a minimum required? I don't have a lot, what are the rewards exactly

>>51292738
IT'S DUMPING!
HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THAT RED CANDLE!

>>51292681
It really is shameful, mathfriend. OGs know you’re an ally.

>>51292765
DYOR
I'm not google

the King of Shorts is butchering LUNC again!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

>>51292765
1.5 k LUNC / 1M LUNC every 24 hours

It's awesome seeing ETH just dump a bad dragon on the market.

>>51292828
Zoom out.

King shitcoin took a big fat dump.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSCMApNi5lg&ab_channel=HappyCattyCrypto

>>51291263
Do the math. It’ll take 33 months and constant trading volume of the lowest bracket here to burn off enough to make Luna $1. That’s assuming volume is consistent (it won’t be) and all CEX adopt burn tax (they will) with that said I hope it gets to $10 eoy from meme magic fuck it

every time it dumps i sleep peacefully knowing how many low-T literal jeets and niggers panic sold at a loss and will buy back in later much higher kek

IT'S OVER! SELL! SELL NOW! WE'RE GOING BACK TO 0!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
THE KING OF SHORTS IS GETTING THE LAST LAUGH!
HIM AND ST. KRET HAVE TEAMED UP AGAINST US!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

>>51290787
Absolute comedy
And better value than a lottery ticket

>>51292828
King of Sharts is a necessary sacrifice for the good of the project.

>>51292766
Wow look at it dumping rn wow
Someone explain this Yawning Maw of Death though

>>51290811
Based and slootpilled

>>51292863
kek really didn't hit us too hard, considering

>>51292828
The king of Shorts is no match for CZ. He'll be out of Lunc very soon and then BAM !!! The combined power of CZ and the Bogs will annihilate his positions.

>>51292901
>King of Shorts is Rekt's Champion.
They both suck at their jobs tho

>>51290768
WHEN I WAKE UP, LUNC BETTER BE BACK AT 0.0004500 OR MORE!

A RED CANDLE JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE!

>>51292916
>someone explain this memeline “pattern” nobody has ever heard of
Start talking or go fuck yourself

>>51292929
Those digits activate my autism

>>51292988
>>51293000
CHECKED

FUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKK

>>51290768
$1 EOY WAGMI

>>51292988
>>51293000
Checked based anons

For me, it's Terra Luna Classic. The best LUNA cryptocurrency. I even ask for an extra burn tax and the devs are so friendly and willing to oblige.

One time I asked Terra Rebels for a 0.4 burn tax on all LUNC transactions but they gave me three. I said , 'Wow, that's 1.2%! Three for free! That nice dev Zaradar laughed and said, "In the metaverse I'm going to call you 3-for-free!"

Now in the LUNC generals all the anons greet me with "hey it's that faggot 3-for-free!" and always post broken english FUD and we all have a sensible chuckle. I go to these generals at least 3 times a week for dunk on redditors and harvest the memes. 1-2 times for the LUNC supply updates and proposal progress and maybe once at night for some retard FUDs posting under the same ID when I'm in a rush but need a good laugh.

I even burn my own LUNC with Do Kwon's burn address, it's fabulous! What a great crypto.

>bitcoin takes a shit
LIKE FUCKING CLOCKWORK

Slurparino

>>51293076
>Omg you’re right it’s over I sold we’re rekt
Nice try bitch

>>51293201
>barely effects LUNC
I love LUNCs ability to weather the storm

YOU JUST GOT
DUMPED THE FUCK OUT
THE SHITCOIN GOES REDLINE

>>51292929
We're already recovering kek

>>51291799
Ladies and Gentlemen, euphoria has been activated

>>51290910
nigger

>>51293237
How does it feel to try so hard?

A pre-burn crash isn't necessarily a bad thing.

>>51293076
i thought we said no women allowed in our threads, go back to tik tok

>>51290995

checked my nigga

Team schizo is up like 3x a little correction is no biggie

>>51293344
>>51293300
Based

>>51293160
For me, it's LUNA2. The best LUNA cryptocurrency. I even ask for an airdrop and the devs are so friendly and willing to oblige.

One time I asked Mr.Taekwon Do for a $20 price for all LUNA2 but they drop the price to two. I said , 'Wow, that's 2 dollars! sounds like Tuna for me ! That nice Mr. Taekwon Do laughed and said, "From now on I'm going to call you 2una baggies!"

Now in the LUNC generals all the anons greet me with "hey it's that 2una baggies!" and I always post broken english FUD and we all have a sensible chuckle. I go to these generals to fud at least 3 times a day for dunk on LUNChads and harvest the memes. 1-2 times for the LUNA2 Telegram FUD plan updates and proposal progress and maybe once at night to do FUDs posting under the same ID when I'm in a rush to my designated street but need a good laugh.

I even give my own LUNA2 to Mr.Taekwon Do wallet, it's fabulous! What a great crypto.

>>51292830
I started staking yesterday my coins are now locked for 21days or its something else+ or much fee to withdraw ?

>>51293302
>>51293344
If it's anything like the last time it's going to dump a little and then recover for a few days before the next leg up.

>>51293391
Rewards are available immediately but the amount staked is locked for 21 days. You need to initiate the withdrawal to begin the 21 days as well I believe.

>>51293378
>Mr. Taekwon Do
Kek

>>51293344
Checked and correct. I’m already on a beach right now in the Caribbean with my LUNC money. Fudders have no power over me. Been in since late May.

>>51292988
Okay, I am just asking why the bottom line in the Bollinger strat is so low bro
Legit I've only been at this for a year, but I've never seen that before

Fellas, I just did the math, and it looks like a $1,000,000 buy order would completely destroy shorts and the order book and probably take this thing to a penny or close to it. If anyone has fat pockets and wants to start an apocalyptic event for faggot-ass gay cryptobears, this is your literal ticket.

The struggle is real.

This coin is undunkable. .01 is inevitable

>>51293464
Legit, probably some sort of fuckery or UI issue, zoomie. Calm down. Wagmi.

TFW you realize whales are selling btc to buy lunc

TA noob here.

We might be getting another triangle here, although this one looks like it will resolve itself a lot faster

>>51293532
Lmao funny but in a way, i can see it happening. Where else are you gonna make money right now?

>>51293437
damn i thought i could withdraw anytime i want after 21 day its after I initiate yes guess I'll wait 1$ to withdraw i dont even have lunc left in my wallet to withdraw ibe dumb

>>51293300
>>51293344
checked
>>51293378
kekked

>crabbing
Time to buy

fuck the supressors
Can't go beyond 0.0004 and if it goes past that, some kike whale make it go to 0.0003 again

We were crabbing like this for a while before establishing support at 30+. The pumps to 40 were a bit more violent though.

Kek btc and the whole market could plummet.
Lunc still holds fine. It is the chosen one

>BTC

>>51292875
thank you simon very cool

>>51293684
even king shitcoin cant bring us down

Lol anyone else notice CMC putting 2una on trending instead of LUNC

>>51293808
Good. I don’t want normies in my coin for $400/1m anyway.

>>51290833
>>51290855
>>51290877
what are the odds

>>51293908
Interlinking defies odds

>>51293944
Checked and interlinked.

They're dumping btc to supress lunc, little do they know that bobo has no power over the chosen one.

>>51294033
It wouldn't surprise me if people are dumping BTC to buy LUNC

>>51291268
Oh boy here we go again. Just don’t spam your cock again.

As a Redditor with years of experience trading with highly intelligent individuals, I will not be touching this until it gets to 0.01.

>>51294173
Good :)

Sold. I'll buy back at sub-20.

>>51294220
RIP

>>51293583

You'll be good. Once we get to $1 it'll probably crab for weeks so act accordingly. I plan on unstaking at around .10

>>51294173
Wait a hecking minute. Why would you touch this before $1? Everyone should just put on some rick and morty and fuck their furry BIOPIC gf (male)

>>51294033
Checked

Dubs confirms this

>>51293569
Actually might be here awhile. It's a significant resistance. 45 is the end of the 4th fib extension. You'll notice it's also the genesis wick ath.

>>51294220
bruh

>>51293944
BABOONA
im putting in a hundred more bucks once this retraces

>>51293644
We’re probably going to see resistance at each step up for a while. 20, 30, 40, 50, etc until we start getting closer to a cent

>>51294322
Interlinked

>>51293944
>>51294322
Witnessed

WAGMI

I guess those degenerates will get their cheapies after all

>>51290995
Rollin

Any chance we hit below .00025 again?

>>51294476
No

>>51294476
Decent chance

>>51294456
This is just a pull back forming a massive cup and handle

>>51294476
100%

Why the fuck is this dumping? I thought we were going to .001? I just sold, fuck this shit

when snibbity snab i buy more

Just sold my LUNC, 50mil. I'm trans BTW.

>>51294517
>0.00041 to 0.00038
>dumping
>while buttcorn is threatening to hit 18k to boot
JIDF/CTR, shut the fuck up.

>>51294476
I thought we were so I could slurp some more cheapies. But I don't think we will drop below 3 anytime soon

Coordinated fud by the jews right on time! everytime i go to sleep and wake up the luna price is higher, fuck off

Burn postponed to next year february. See news!

>>51294609
LFG!! We will be pumping until then

>>51294539
Post bussy and feminine penis

>>51294539
still can't buy you a real vagina or xx chromosomes, have fun taking substances to cope the rest of your life

1pbtid fud every time theres a pullback
like clockwork

It could be foreseen. Crashing straight to zero.

We're going down lads

>>51294723
>>51294725
BTC sub 19k, fighting to stay afloat

its over.... or is it

AAAA ITS LITERALLY OVER

slurp team engage

>>51294778
it hasn't even begun

>>51294790
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

do people come here to tell me they sold their bags and fud? is this some kind of a kindergarten
if you sold good luck and fuck off the thread you only come here because deep inside you feel left out

my bastards we are going down

FUCK YOU BOOMER COIN AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK YOUUUUUU I CANT TAKE THIS SHIT ANYMORE

>>51294778
>Minor correction after pumping over 300% in the past week while BTC dumps
Driving my tuk tuk into the Ganges now sers.

BTC is fucking everyone in the ass right now

Support at .000327 we should bounce
It’s a health correction

>>51294824
go outside emotional female nigger

fresh >>51294849

>>51294811
>>51294822
>>51294833
checking these digits and staying optimistic, we're going to have corrections on the road to $1

seems like the whole market is taking a dump

>>51294845
Im cold as ice brother

>>51294840
>told about head-and-shoukders fractals
>told I went all-in with my last 1M
>told God Hates me
You were warned as soon as I bought anon.

BTC keeps dumping and we get a nice bounce. Get fucked boomer coin.

Bitfuck should go to zero!

Sold at 42, what's the bottom gonna be? I want to buy back in

>>51295433
paper fucking hands, we mooning again

>>51294915
Or maybe the world doesn't revolve around you ? That said we'll sacrifice you to Kek and burn your heart just in case.

>>51293481
not saying you're wrong, but 1 million dollars in a buy order sounds far too low to even budge the coin's price. we're at 2.6 billion dollars of volume, how on Earth would 1 million even dent that?

>>51295700
a fucking monkey. let's go baboona bros

Brothers please tell me my buy order at .00024 will fill