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1st for rape market

second for pee poo fart stinky stinky fart poo poo nigger poo fuck jannies stinky pee fart

>>51290701
>yes goy give me a few more billion

FUCKING WHITE PEOPLE AM I RIGHT?

>>51290766
I hate this rat cunt

I can't wash the smell of poop off my fingers...

When is the crabbing gonna end?
Its so tiresome

Now sitting on $45k of VTI, $8.5k of SQQQ. I'm slowing selling off VTI and buying more into SQQQ on pumps.
Thoughts?

>>51290766
God fucking damn it this has to be some sort of sign

Anyone else selling their belongings?

it coffee fu?

>>51290789
no im accumulating cheap shit from all the people who are though.
cant wait to buy someones Model S plaid for 50% off retail after the crash.

WHAT THE FUCK BO-BROS!!! YOU TOLD ME PUTS WERE A SURE THING!!

>>51290766
brave and stunning

>>51290779
VTI and VOO are long term holds. You don't sell those ever, only accumulate more.

>>51290766
how much money does this fucking kike need? I'm serious, it's gotten so fucking far out of control at this point

>>51290801
Based

WILL SOMEONE JUST ANSWER SHOULD I BUY CALLS ON SQQQ

>>51290834
YES NIGGER FUCK HOLY SHIT

>>51290822
New Israel isn't cheap to build

>>51290802
30 minutes too late, mumu
You thought it was a natural pump, faggot?

>>51290837
THANKS NIGGER GOD DAMN THATS ALL I WANTED TO FUCKING KNOW

Puts now on spy

My SQQQ my precious don't leave me please!!

snib

>>51290834
Why not TQQQ puts?

>>51290822
>how much money does this fucking kike need? I'm serious, it's gotten so fucking far out of control at this point

>>51290701
>female broker opened short on apple with entire portfolio as leverage

I am financially RUINED

>>51290701
is this some kind of sex thing

>>51290825
man this really drives home the fairytale nature of kpop
none of these bug people are attractive

>>51290904
yayoi moment

everything is awesome

>>51290904
He gets quantity over quality. Imagine the slave orgies...

>>51290822
i hate this fucking nazi like you wouldn't believe

I'm gonna make your gains... Dissappear
No, I'm not heavily leveraged on puts, no, I'm not.

>>51290929
at his weight I'd be surprised if he could even get it up
being fat does a massive number on your dick

I look other direction for literally 1 minute price goes from 393 to 389. Not a single nigger trading right now apart for algos

>>51290881
They're announcing new iPhones today. What on earth is she expecting? A snoozefest release? When has that ever happened.

>>51290834
If you have to scream to get your stupidly obvious answer then you shouldn't be buying options, you validation-seeking faggot.

>>51290932
tripfags get the rope first

>>51290942
Theres always a first, Mr know-it-all

>>51290942
Tomorrow, not today. Same point.

>>51290942
theyre announcing it tomorrow nigger

>>51290964
You're new here. Lurk more b4 /pol/ posting.

>>51290954
you guys are my friends and I need to consult you first on big decisions.

>>51288382
sorry Mumu I just saw your message, you were saying?

>>51290980
I wish I had a hot girl shit for me like that

>>51290990
He's not wrong. Baggie will also get the rope first out of all the tripfags
>verification not required

>>51290942
>some anon talking about AAPL catalysts
>might as well check the chart
>it's just a copy and paste of SPY
>every single chart on my watchlist is exactly the same like usual

the yield curve is uninverting

>>51290941
I took that picture
>I did not in fact take that picture

>>51291010
It has been verted for over a month now might as well antivert won't change a thing

>>51291010
market is pricing in ANOTHER 75 bps hike
he cant keep getting away with it!!!

>>51291020
>>51291021
uninverting is extremely bearish: it means a Lehman Bros tier event is imminent

FUUUCCKKIINN OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>51290875
Jewlensky pls go

>>51291040
what isnt bearish the last like 6 months

Who the fuck is buying up the market like this? Are these retards trying to cause a further downturn? Let it fucking fall jesus christ

>10Y up
>DXY up
heh I know what the market is do-
>market up
huh

Lmaoooooo the fed is buying everyone's bags again. God bless the fed. Printer Powell just cannot help himself.

Party City refuses to go down with the rest of the market.

Incredible, really.

>>51291055
You forgot
>VIX up

>>51291055
>>51291065
Go back to sleep. Nothing is happening but natural market forces.

>>51291021
He is and he will.

>>51291052
retail buying the hecking dipperino
(hedgies are record net short now fyi)

>>51291049
but they might lower the fed funds rate possibly maybe next year or something

>>51291079
Can't wait for retail to get the hammer again, fucking retards fell for the Tony Dwyer mantra

>>51290766
You'd think with all the billions we're sending him, he can buy something more professional to wear than a t-shirt.

>>51291095
truly a medic laugh taunt moment

>>51291052
you dont know what a true permabull is
Most retail buyers don't "trade". They don't even look at their portfolio. I have colleagues with a savings plan where their bank automatically takes $2k from the paycheck and puts it into VTI.

Imagine someone who puts $20k into VTI every year but somehow hasn't looked at the price since 2018. That's a permabull. That's who bobo is gonna get gored by

KEK BAGGIES

>>51290766

How much QQQ to be worthy of a woman like this?

MMMMMMMRI 1 point away from ath

didnt sell when i was +9%... now i ate a 6$ loss..

reeee

I understand why jews absolutely deplore goyim
I see the light, and it is blinding

>>51291074
Would have been a bad time to make fiat anyway with the yield curve almost flattened.

>>51291122
au contraire
those people in particular are what accelerate crash/capitulation events when they see "markets down 30% yoy" on the news and panic sell their retirement fund

>>51291066
I just loaded up on $2p

>>51291122
I wish I was rich enough to never actually look at what my money is doing after I throw it down a well.

>>51291066
Insiders are aware of strong tailwinds for Party City. My uncle happens to work for Party City, so I know a thing or two about the inner workings of the company. **Long story short: Party City is selling Halloween-themed goods now, so they will have strong quarterly earnings. Your typical Wall Street types and retail investors don't know that.**

>>51291142
The higher the risk, the higher the reward.

>Goldman Sachs said a G-7 plan to cap the price of Russian oil exports beginning in December could backfire if Russia begins reducing oil production, raising international prices and securing additional revenue for the country as it continues its invasion of Ukraine.
Woah no way, who could've heckin seen this coming!

Will there ever be another day where it's not like the market is just being as fucking ridiculous and shitty as possible? Will our overlords allow that to happen ever again?

>>51291142
>Dark Mannarino
I like how he's turned down the lighting to give a doom effect

>>51291141
Give her a fractional share to fuck off

>>51291142
I can't believe he was right about everything.

>>51291173
>party store selling halloween items in september
What next? Is Walmart going start putting up Christmas trees soon?

So what happens in 15 days?

>>51291223
ccp COLLAPSE

Every time I'm about to go take a shit, it's
ASSRAPE EVERYONE WITH PPT VOLUME GOTTA GET THOSE MIDTERMS
CAN'T JUST MOVE IN A DIRECTION WITHOUT TELLING THE *WHOLE ENTIRE JOKE* FIRST, EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME

I sold my UVXY puts and wiped out 90% of my SIGA gains and now this bullshit

>>51291223
sneed

Oil bros I'm thinking it's time

>>51291173
oh I'm the OG PRTY anon who is used to getting flamed here

i'm very aware of why it's holding up, but it's still just comical

Why am I crabbing so hard today?!
WHAT IS THIS

hi im trying to write off my immense losses as a charitable donation, who should i put down as the beneficiary?

>>51291260
To buy more? Sure

>>51291281
me

>>51291204
He said we were going to hit ATH "soon" for months while the markets got heemed

>>51290884
No this is just what happens in america

>>51291290
you son of a bitch i want my money back

>>51291306
mmmmmmmmmmm

no.

>>51291105
It's a retard moment for sure

>>51291122
Those same people are the ones crying because of headlines and panic sell. Retail is stupid. Case in point, retail is buying spy blindly while millions are close to eviction/utility shut off. I know people who flushed their retirement funds in past downturns, retail is stupid

>>51291273
Trade bots being retarded

>>51291273
>>51291245

anyone selling puts on T at this level?

I could've bought so many nintendo games with the money I've lost. This is so unfair.

I WONDER WHICH FOREIGN BANK PPT IS BAILING OUT RIGHT NOW

>>51291358
same, i could've entombed myself in Funko Pops

>>51291129
lmao

lets get an SPY -2% by EOD

why is the line going up? there's no way smart money is buying here. this smells like a retail rally, and you know what that means? the big boys are going to set the algos to dump and go to lunch.

>turns out being a safe little bitch was the best strategy this time once everyone believed that cash was not king
fuck I hate this gay ass world my position was and is still great but at the same time I just want to short everyone's inane opinion everywhere everytime

>>51291380
It would've been so epic.

CAN THERE BE A SINGLE DAY EVER AGAIN WHERE ALGOS ARE TRYING TO MAKE MONEY INSTEAD OF SUCKING FAGGOT PRESIDENT'S DICK
CAN WE PLEASE HAVE A REAL, FREE SOCIETY WITH AN ACTUAL FUNCTIONING ECONOMY EVER AGAIN?

The Schizo's are out in force today

are the algos in the room with us right now?

>>51291401
I thought you retail COULDNT move the market like this?
Pick a narrative, and stick with it. Obviously smart money is buying EVERY large dip.
FILTERED! FROM HERE ON OUT; FOREVER.

>>51290875

well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well

>>51291415
>>51291418
REMEMBER, THE SPEED WITH WHICH THEY REACT THIS WAY IS GENERALLY PROPORTIONAL TO THE TRUTH OF THE STATEMENTS THAT HAVE ANGERED THEM

THERE ARE NO CATS IN AMERICA
AND THE STREETS ARE PAVED WITH CHEESE

>>51291391
Oh, you bet
But the lack of bull and near posting is a pleasant surprise
Maybe the goys are finally learning, or anons truly are the master race. If only they'd give up on the goyslop too

>be algos
>see line go down
>mmmh yes buy the dip

>>51291435
>censors infowars
>recruits disinfo agents
>calls them infowar agents
The audacity of the big nose tribe...

is /smg/ bullish or bearish on META?

>hedgies are net short in record numbers

We really about to ban them from shorting like we did during 2008? I thought shorting was good for the markets, oy vey.
What's wrong with having your own financial sector profiting from your own demise?

>BBBY down another 15% percent

>>51291435
wouldn't mind getting paid to shitpost tb.h

>futures

>>51291486
You’re not going to believe this, they do it for free

is cocker here? I'm still holding BNED
should I sell now

>100 person machette fight in London for no reason

How the fuck are we supposed to invest long term if globalists want to turn the world into ooga booga? How is this even profitable for anyone?

>>51291423
>I thought you retail COULDNT move the market like this?
Well you're just fucking wrong. This is 100% just a retail sucker's rally.

I need some help

>>51291486
>volunteers
>getting paid to shitpost
i'm convinced now that shitposters can't read and lack reading comprehension hence why they shitpost because in their mind it makes sense

>>51291513
Invest in whatever company is producing machetes.

>say "I wonder which foreign bank PPT is bailing out today"
>watch all the shills start talking about how actually retail rallies are possible after all

>>51291513
>google "machete London"
>gorillion incidents from the past few years come up instead of this one
Hmm I think there might be a reason...

>>51291457
kek this, this is the most unnatural movement in 2-3 months. Every single red candle fucking bought. It's like these retards don't understand if we let the market correct, we can finish QT. Fucking faggots ensuring we have another 6-9 months of rate hikes.

God I hate algo fags

>3938

>>51291522
With what?

>>51291561
Everything about the past 3 or 4 months has just been full-blown, manipulated shitcoin market.

>>51291561
Shut up fleshie your logic is deficient

>>51291561
smart money is all sitting on the sidelines waiting for the big central banker fat cats to talk on Thursday.

>>51291500
ayo hol up
you tellin me
that the most evil rich motherfucker on the planet wants a private army to advance his anti-humanity goals, and these troons, these troons do it GRATIS

3939

>>51291582
You shut the fuck up. Every retard on the entire planet, who isn't either a spook or sucking spook cock, knows that this is a massive load of bullshit, like every fucking day lately.
Everyone is figuring out that the U.S. stock market is *every last bit* as FAKE AND COMMUNIST as China's.

>>51290904
Seriously they all look like they've been cartoonishly punched and their faces squashed in.

So why is dax green despite russia cutting the gas off? what reason is there for the germans to be green now?

>>>/tg/85928079
Somebody play, I'm bored.

I invoke the ancient yiddish market manipulation magic to crash SPY at exactly 11:39am central texas time.

>>51291620
Institutions making sure that only they're ever allowed to successfully hedge, despite the appearance of fair and regulated markets.

>>51291575
Should I invest

>>51291592
>Hi my name is Jerome Powell and I’m here to fuck your shit up

Are we really expecting anything else? The man wants unemployment to go up and unprofitable companies to go down. Snapchat and Ford laying off a few thousand people isn’t moving the needle

AEVA

>>51291653
yes when total market performance beats XLU over the previous 1 month

>>51291637
now also works

Who turned the volume down?

Part of me wants to set my stop at breakeven and go take a shit, and part of me knows that PPT is using game theory to trick me into thinking I can do that because the handful of banks running our lives are no longer trading to win. They're trading to make us lose.

>>51291614
Robots are communist by design, their resources are distributed by a centralized agent rather than by competitive forces. Fleshies compete for resources. Robots are given them by forced beyond their control. Communism is natural for a robot

yeah, im blaming jews, women, and minorities for this SHIT market.

>ryan cohen dumps 11% of the stock
>"THIS IS BULLISH"
>bbby announces they have been out of funds and stocking their stores on credit
>"THIS IS BULLISH"
>bbby gets their credit cut off and can't stock their stor4ews
>"THIS IS BULLISH"
>bbby gets a lifeline loan for closing 150 stores and fire 20% of employes
>"THIS IS BULLISH"
>mother fucking cfo commits suicide
>"T-T-THIS IS BULLISH"
at what point does this become a fucking cult?

>>51291698
I should have also specified 'or earlier'. Literally crashed at my 11:07 haha

>>51291631
Hans cheated

These red candles are as brutal as the green candles earlier today
If you don't think this shit is gonna end <-2% eod, you must be new to this shit
I can't feel anything anymore, fuck

I hate being cashgang but I hate I less than being in on this bullshit. 2 weeks until the FOMC and we have no god damn idea what the fuck this market will do in the meantime. Don’t want to buy longs in case it shits, don’t want to buy shorts in case a random fucking rally. It’s demoralizing. Bear markets suck.

>>51291204

"Oil is the lifeblood of this market"

>>51291699
PUMP UP THE VOLUME PUMP UP THE VOLUME

11:11

>>51291376
Santander since I put a put on it

>>51291655
I just want to see niggers get thrown on the street, and the government to stop giving them gibs. I was watching Tucker Carlson Tonight the other night and basically after government handouts everybody making less that 25k a year basically makes the same amount of money. So believe it or not the niggers have figured out they can get paid the same amount to not work when compared with a McCareer at McDonalds. It's going to cause a ton more inflation and shit, we should do some serious overhall of the wellfare and social security programs. Why the fuck is Grandma getting a check not to work. Cut the fucking gibs off already.

>>51291707
When the final Bed Bath and Beyond location closes its doors, only then do you have my permission to sell.

AAAAAAAAA

OUTTA MY WAY MUMU FUCKING SHITS

>>51291707
>at what point does this become a fucking cult?
Well gme still has a general despite their squeeze having already happened.

>>51291739
this nigga gets it.

>>51291728
>28

The (((people))) that pumped SAVA 15% today really make me think those other 109 countries were on to something

>>51291735
there may be 2 openings for every person on unemployment, but our labor participation rate has fallen to it's lowest levels since the 1950s. Young working age niggers, are just not participating in the labor force.

>>51291620
I thought maybe Porsche IPO'd today or something but it's not that

>>51290701
Guys. Guys. Look. Look at the baggies.

>>51291707
we are passed that point bro

>>51291763
should watch out for the tigers my friend
the pharma tigers can be very vicious in particular

LIQUIDATE EVERYONE
YES YOU TOO

>>51291773
>porsche
It's porschink

>>51291707

Big price spikes at any point just wreck people's reasoning ability thereafter. They go insane with greed chasing it because they're so desperate to get rich quick. Self delusion most powerful force in the world.

Don’t look at the GBP 3 months from now bros…

I call paypal, gaypal how do I profit from this?

>>51291802
It was the Rev spike that caused this. I never should have used their products that weekend.

its over bros

>>51291738
>When the final Bed Bath and Beyond location closes its doors
bullish

>>51291809
i dont remember Ben 10 looking like that

peep HYRE!!

>>51291802
What's retarded is it already spiked more than triple and people still didn't sell. What sort of faggot investor doesn't have exit points set?

>>51291790
>pending ivestigation for fraud
>stole $40M in government grants
>entire scientific community outraged
>new York times running articles about them being full of shit
>no product
>up 52% this month

STOP THE COUNT

Lol why did the market dump

I WAS ONLY JOKING ABOUT - 2%
OH GOD NO, I SHOULD'VE BOUGHT MORE PUTS
THAT VOLUME TRULY WAS THE CHINK IN THEIR STRATEGY
I'm gonna jerk it to kimmy kimm now, fuck you

>BBBY CFO slipped and fell
Guess he didn't learn about gravity in business school

>>51291854
Why wouldn it?

>>51291854
mother fucker the yield curve is getting more inverted with each passing week

>>51291582
Actually it's not and you are a Fed shill, thanks for playing

>>51291579
Absolutely

>>51291592
Smart money is part hedge which is net short and bearish. Fed is backstopping part of this blow with PPT

>>51291854
The same reason the chicken crossed the road.

>>51291777
trips of truth

>>51291854
Why not?

>>51291870
>Smart money is part hedge which is net short and bearish.
Well I mean that's where my money lucky money is sitting right now, but my smart money is 80% cash right now.

>Tsla still green

>>51291872
putin trolling roasties?

>>51291708
maybe we're just seeing the preamble and the real fun starts in 15

was down 17$ but just got a 39$ profit play from 13% up move.

>>51291768
>Young working age niggers, are just not participating in the labor force.
the only jobs on offer to "people with a pulse" are 12 dollar an hour deadend bullshit. all skilled labor with any decent pay is looking for experience, certs, or references most early 20s people just don't fucking have
the hiring process is also often retarded and hr/managers are often brain damaged boomers who abuse their suboordinates

>>51290701
god i wish that were me

BUDDY LOOK AT FAZE COMPUTER

What buy

Hotlovers420
thank me later

I"m not having a fun time

>>51291854
smart money is still in cash, it's going to have to go down much further to get these guys to buy the dip. the dip here looks appetizing, but there's much better dip down the road, and you can wait.

>Clackity clackity clackity clackity
>click click click click
you see the horizon as the noise stops
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>51291928
Whatre you trading? Commodities?

>>51291777
Why didn't I buy puts

>not yet, it's too late
>it's too late
>don't be a late short
Fucking shit it's a $5 stock

>>51291856
who girl in pic?
>wen spy 500
IWM 170p 9/30 innit

>>51291932
sounds like some bull shit excuse i'd expect from some lazy nigger

The market is gonna dump after lunch right anons... right? 2 more hours right?

Reminder that above 3.5% will confirm a significant breakout in 10y yields

>>51291982
stokies

>>51291914
>>51291708
>>51291698
>>51291637
בָּרוּךְ אַתָּה ה', אֱ-לֹהֵינוּ מֶלֶךְ הָעוֹלָם, אֲשֶׁר קִדְּשָׁנוּ בְּמִצְוֹתָיו, וְצִוָּנוּ לִשְׁמֹעַ קוֹל שׁוֹפָר.

you guys are pretty anti-semitic

>>51291987
thats what i thought too
I actually have experience in my field but it was still difficult to get a decent new job because they want you to be an expert to get an entry level to mid tier grunt job. and there are loads of hoops to entry in big corporations like having to do multiple interviews in a row
like nigga do u need help or not you're not marrying me

>>51292020
>QUI

>>51291856
might add this to my ugly people folder

>Everything dumping
So we gonna take this out of your account or what d'ya wanna do?

>>51292006
Google sucks at translating huh?

>>51291995
i'm confused on how the bond market effects equities. i short TLT i win, i short SPX i win. shouldn't there be some inverse correlation?

Holy shit the cope and seethe in one article. They’ve pretty much given up hope of winning midterms and 2024.
>presidents can only serve 2 terms and here’s why that is bad for up you but good for us

>>51291969
gut

>>51291987
oh yeah also a couple of my friends have both had multiple experiences where they do the interviews and then the manager offers them lower pay than advertised on the listing. The justification is always that they didn't have a job and should be thankful to get any work. I'm rly surprised that kind of thing isn't illegal tbqh.

WHY THE FUCK ISN'T DRV GOING UP, IT ALWAYS JUST GOES DOWN WHY

>>51291322
>while millions are close to eviction/utility shut off
bullish
desperate underclass means cheap labor

>>51292020
So?

>>51291987
in any case its very clear that companies outside of mcdonalds are hardly desperate for labor when they put up so many walls and filters to prevent all but the most qualified ppl from getting any position
the numbers are fake as usual

>>51292076
>you will own nothing, and be happy

>>51292084
EVERY fast food place around here is still hiring.

>>51291969

its over

>>51292061
lmao did their gay scheme to disqualify him with the fbi raid fall through or something?

BOUGHT F 14.5 Puts

Expecting a big move down

>>51292006

BBBY MIGHT ACTUALLY DROP BELOW $7

>>51292105
>don’t pay enough to live
>why aren’t people working at all these jobs?

It’s over

>>51292105
yeah but most mid 20s niggas have some level of experience and skills/schooling
why would they stoop to working at mcdonalds and just admin the first like 5 years of their adult life becoming a welder or electrician was a waste
and I don't even know any college niggas just tradies

>>51292074
tfw bought the top, somehow

Somebody call up the bogs and tell them to pump DRV for me, there's no reason it shouldn't be skyrocketing to 150 or 200 by the end of the month, the housing market is frozen solid right now, nothing is selling.

>>51292128

Why is DUOL not worth like 200m market cap? Does this company actually make any money? This shit should be dying like CVNA.

>>51292135
>stoop to working at mcdonalds
a jobs a job anon. Shouldn't look down on people just trying to get by.

>>51292061
Bonds are selling off as interest rate hikes get priced in. Right now when new debt is issued it comes with a higher interest rate so any older debt with a lower interest rate gets marked down hence falling bond prices. However, if you look very closely at the charts between TLT and SPY you'll see that quite often in the last few months they have inversed each other for a day or two then they both go back to the tandem downward trajectory. The natural order is for them to inverse but the downward pressure in prices for different reasons has them correlating on longer time frames at present. It will eventually change when rates bottom

>>51292130
BUY REDDIT BUY BUY BUY

>>51292156
i agree. at least they're not leeching

>>51292156
reread my post
but its also well known that mcdonalds-tier jobs are dogshit dead end jobs with extremely low status to boot. only the most desperate young people work there especially when they've already got experience and skills in other fields

>>51292074
should have bought SQQQ instead

>>51292151
I like your pepe posting style anon.

>>51292084
Not in healthcare. Huge shortages everywhere yet they treat every potential candidate like cattle that they prod and have to jump through a million hoops. HR departments have made the hiring process absolutely fucking absurd.

>quad witching sept 16
>fed meeting sept 21
>shemitah sept 26

>>51292184
>reread my post
No.

>>51292202
CPI data is on the 13th too

nigger I made 175k a year working as a fry tech.

>>51292201
The "huge shortages" are intentional to squeeze as much labor out of as few workers as possible for money purposes. They then say "where have all the good workers gone" as they put up layers and layers of defense against potential help getting hired.

>>51292221
Have an AI generated dancing bear post anon for your accomplishment.

>>51292221
did you work 90 hours a week?

>>51292135
When bills come due and they've been laid off they'll take whatever they can get. I remember 2009. Mfers with 6 year degrees working at Hardees and grateful just to have income

Does anyone know where I can get a trading algorithm? I don't want to look at this gay market anymore

>>51292161
I was eating some chicken that was stuffed with Jalepeno peppers, cream cheese and cheddar. Shit was tasty, but my friend and I got into a drawn out conversation on what's being baked into the cake, and how you'll see the 5% rates in the pudding by the end of the year, but retail retards are going to keep buying in and basically the whole system is set for a collapse. Cash is where it's at, unless you're a gambler like me, and you know when to hold 'em so you picked up the put options when they were on sale a few weeks back.

We live in a society where we've become addicted to convenience while turning a blind eye to what such convenience entails for those providing it. We want cheap cheeseburgers but mock those getting paid minimum wage to provide such cheeseburgers. Cheeseburger flippers of the world, unite. Nvm, they're too busy clout chasing.
YOU CAN'T PETITION THE LORD WITH PRAYER WHEN HALF THEM NIGGERS CAN'T EVEN STRING UP A THOUGHT

>>51292202
what happens after shemitah ends though

Ok guys, it's been two years. What was NAK2 a codename for?

>>51292257
meatspin.com

>>51290701
God I wish that were me.

>>51292254
we aren't quite there yet
but when an economy is in that state, it's hardly good for morale. I don't even think I need to iterate how bad the market has been getting for workers since the 70s

>>51292257
lemonparty.org

>>51292266
c3.ai, it literally fucked a bunch of people, even cathy got some deep dicking from that one.

I went overboard with gifts in August i need a stock market win this month. I've got my money in PRT, SQQQ, CHAD and DRV. Am i missing anything and don't say SPY or INTC

>>51292244

I keep trying to make one of a bear wearing a kufi and dressed like an imam but they all come out shit.

Anyways, tie me to a missile and fire it at Wall Street I am ready.

>>51292263
everyone has been getting paid less and less forever
inflation has been impoverishing the poor niggas trying to get by for decades and it has only accelerated

>BBY still getting heemed
REDDITSISTERS, NOT LIKE THIS

>>51292313
what is the non-commie solution to this?

>>51292221
A fryelator?

Alright I'm done eating lunch let's pump this shitcoin to 395 and run articles about how the markets have found a floor

>>51292313
bro people below the poverty line are better off today and have more access to resources to better themselves than ever before. Shut the fuck up with your victim complex.

Feel like we're in for a crab week. When is Jerome having his meeting again? 2 weeks?

New

>>51292343
>>51292343

>>51292313
It hasn't affected me
I'm not a sub 80 iq subhuman that expects the world to look after me
I pay my taxes and thank the lord he gave me a 122hz processor instead of a pentium duo 80hz core

>>51292330
>new CFO is a woman
JUST

>>51292337
How about you pump DRV to 55 for me?

Uranium John keeps delivering

>>51292331
French Revolution

I've done nothing all day at work..they pay me over 21 hr to do nothing..

>>51292330
>opened at 7.30
>currently at 7.20
A ten cent drop in price is not what I would call "getting heemed". I don't even own any of it, I just pulled it up on the charts to see if you were bullshitting or not.

>>51292257
https://pastebin.com/YHgyuTJK
buy/hold +380% vs algo 485% for UPRO on 1 day interval(YTD or 1yr defaults to 1 day on tradingview)
it's really meant to cycle leverage on and off and avoid volatility more than anything
enjoy

>>51292350
>it hasn't affected me
he says while paying +300% more for everything at kroger
it has affected you plenty you're just old enough to have been established before this recent round of inflation

>>51292331
>what is the non-commie solution to this?
A nation that is devoted to the well-being of it's people, an economic system where capital benefits the people rather than people existing to generate capital.

>>51292051
At least now my thinking is the higher yields are making it more expensive to borrow which is bad for the economy (tech especially) and the higher yields are also reflecting inflation fears, also bad. I think the strong dollar is lessening the damage. I don't have a ton of conviction with these relations so take this for what it's worth.

btw.
>the S&P pump was fake
Should have seen that coming, part of my shorts got Stop Lossed like that. Oh well, at least we still go down.

>>51292372
The news thingy at the bottom of screen in Windows 10 showed me BBY going down by several percents, dunno how it works.

>>51291856
https://youtu.be/y50huvJf6x8

>>51292373
2013-12-31 is start date for those profit %'s btw

>>51292156
"people" at mcdonalds are on welfare. such jobs are actually a drain on society.
remove welfare and bring back debtors prisons

>>51292392
Cool it with the antisemitism, Goy. Stop advocating for natsoc

>>51292051
>51292051
Wait, that is the second video of that type I have seen already. And both times the people are dancing on the street for like 5-10 sec. How the fuck aren't the drivers reacting? Especially since it looks like suburbs or whatever it's called in US, where you probably aren't allowed to drive faster than 30 mph but rather 19-20 mph

Is uranium antisemitic?

>>51291713
I’ll tell you why it does, anon.

>>51292635
Louisiana. They’re red neck retards who can’t even drive a model car.

>>51292635
you dont have to stop for wild animals in the road

Kek SMG baggies

>>51293689
These kind of "animals" can sue you.

>>51293884
they can kiss my ass too