/biz/ - Business & Finance

first for milk futures

Yields still fucked

Im getting fucked by EQNR

how do you lads play a stock when it's trending down towards your average share price

im still long on it but bearish for the market, so I want to go cashgang and rebuy in later

Are there stocks that are involved with nuclear weapons?

Buy intel

How fucked is BBBY today?

i'm predicting a crab market this week

>>51287148
>dedicated fud articles attempting to implicate the chairman of the greatest meme company on earth in a murder when he was nowhere near the area
Insanely bullish, just bought more bedstock and gamestock.

>>51287226
fuck off. we are not buying your stupid bags. just be a man, and cut your losses now.

SOXS holders you beclown yourselves

>>51287148
Can anyone confirm if China's economy did implode or is it just clickbait bullshit?

https://youtu.be/dKZYJ1tTJX8

>>51287241
You bag holding retards can't be serious. Cults and pump and dumps never change and there's truly a never ending stream of retards waiting to eagerly get scammed.

>>51287245
You aren’t a very good investor.

Give me one good reason I shouldn't just be buying puts on everything right now.

>>51287185
name of this titty bunny?

We'll see massive shakeouts to the up and downside the next few days

>>51287226
Lmao I haven't checked Intel's share price in so long now after I dumped it at 50 something as soon as they they promoted some dimwitted POC as CEO for diversity points. Go woke go broke

It's a Bear's Parade kinda day

>>51287226
yep insane value, i own amd + intel so i cant lose whoever wins the chip war

https://www.catholicworldreport.com/2022/08/23/pope-francis-instructs-vatican-entities-to-move-all-funds-to-vatican-bank-by-sept-30/

110? What a curious number...

∞kishEoY

>>51287226
>lowest its been in 6 years
>constant FUD about chyna invading taiwan

what's the catch? whys it so low?

The Soi knights of the hexagram table can LIGMA balls too. Convenient timing.

>>51287185
soulless eyes

>>51287336
I thought groups like that didn't exist and we're (((conspiracy theories)))

Bobo you disappoint me. You couldn't even get the VIX over 28 this time around. You're losing your touch old boy

>>51287256
I’m just saying, he’s been holding up his promises with GameStop. Not here to fight you on that, but the BBBY shit is ridiculous you have to admit. Why is the media attacking Cohen over a PND when he made very public his intent to sell and followed procedure? The CFO’s suicide is suspicious to say the least, man already sold his stake. It’s either a “suicide” or he’s getting RICO’d, I still wouldn’t touch BBBY personally.

>>51287237
I'm financially counting on it

Yuan (continues its rapid weakening)
Yen (the japanese central bank is repeatedly expressing fx concern)
Won (the korean central bank is already intervening in the fx market)

>>51287226
for those of you who are not in the know: joe biden put a sanction on china. short intel until the sanction is lifted. pic related

>>51287204
I put $5k a month into stocks and don't care how low the price will fall because all of my stocks pay divvies and will cotinue operating for few more decades at least. I come here just to get a chuckle out of mid 20s gray-haired day traders here.

>>51287405

What's your predictions for earnings on Wednesday?

oh boy I cant wait to see what good ole Jim Brandon has cooked up for us this week

>>51287425
Nothing ever happens on earnings, all their operating losses have been due to expansion efforts and I’d honestly expect that to continue as they invest in expanding e-commerce capability. Might see a slight bump in revenue with the NFT market beta performance but Cohen drops news with no forewarning. All I’m curious about is the DRS numbers given all the split fuckery.

>>51287388

>futes

Intels dividend yield is over 4% with no chance of being cut. Yea, I’m buying

FUD me on intel, are they not too jewish to fail?

>>51287469
If they continue having losses then they won't be able to pay out divvies without getting loans. If we hit 10% bond yields then it's going to be insance cost. I would check first if the current downturn is temporary. Personally I have no clue.

>>51287550
The US government will never in a million years let the last advanced US based semi foundry company fail. However, the stock could easily be a turd for a decade

>>51287550
There isn’t much FUD beyond the line went down, the ceo is brown, and something about wokeness

I can't find a single reason for oil to have dumped like that.

>>51287603
This is the main headline I've seen a couple places.

>>51287467
>+0.18%
keep your shirt on Mumu, market hasn't even opened yet

>>51287603
Yea you’re right. It probably should have kept going up forever. Perhaps the market is rigged against you

>>51287226
this is the last time i'm going to try to warn you guys: intel is not a good buy. short it

>>51287603
The sanctions on Russian energy are bs and everybody knows it. India and China are buying from the Russians at a discount and the West is buying the oil from India and China at market rates. The Ukrainians are being hung out to dry. The token 100k barrel a day reduction from OPEC+ is meaningless posturing considering just the US alone consumes 20 million barrels a day. Expect oil to continue to drop

>>51287660
>SMIC

>>51287660
Bullish for intel

>>51287550
Zim is an Israeli shipping company that pays pays incredibly large dividend. They just made a large contract with ExxonMobilor shell, can't remember. As commodity prices rise their income rise because the contracts are based on the value of the underlying.

Is this a good or bad play. The stock is down 30%

>>51287148
just another breadcrumb that leads to the inevitable collapse

>>51287185
She's high as fuck wtf
That's heroin and weed combined

>>51287639
Also, the dollar is continuing its grind higher.

>>51287647
>>51287663
I'm talking about today ffs

>>51287196
Can someone explain to me why yield curves matter?

>>51287148
They must be panicking for such a blatantly untrue and distasteful hit piece as that.

hello can I please talk to the CEO of EQNR? tank you

>>51287160
>Joe: cmon man money is a series of lines. Thank you, where's my ice cream I was promised for talking?

>>51287693
It's just an indication that money is scared. A deposit for 1 year pays better than a deposit for 10 years. that means market speculators expect a lot of turbulence in the near future and the long term outlook is negative.

>>51287336
Who tf were knights of Malta?

>>51287603
Americans woke up

And just like that, I'm not quite as confident as I was a few minutes ago

intel is going to end up like unity

welp, let me know how your wild investment goes

seriously, i want daily updates this week

>>51287405
I think Gustavo got heemed off the jenga building because he played ball with RC. They know they can't touch RC without starting a boog so they killed the next best person they could touch. The lawsuit open against both of them glows brighter than the surface of the sun, and since all of the companies are in the same basket (anyone that can look at a ticker can tell, and it's not just limited to bed or gamestock) if one of them rips hard it takes the rest with it. A merger would cause that rip, the assload of ftd's that has to get covered would cause that rip, and none of it is a pump and dump no matter how hard that narrative gets pushed. I do agree with you about earnings being a nothingburger aside from direct registration numbers. As of now it looks like retail owns a majority of the company through direct registration, as compared to all other parties.

>>51287663
This world is seriously retarded

>>51287639
>while oil edged down reversing yesterday's OPEC+ production cut gains on demand risks from fresh Chinese Covid lockdowns
Did the dumb chinks just do new ones a few hours ago or something?

>>51287643
futures are the market bobo, fucking moron.

>>51287576
??? CEO is white dude

>>51287726
>Knights of Malta given powers
>Ransack and hold captive Vatican assets
>Defraud, blackmail and suicide any opposition
>Continue to live like a cancer at the Holy See
>Hundreds of See appointees come forward as being defrauded and blackmailed to an overseer appointee
>Francis excommunicates the Malta
>Funds are set free
>Funds go back into the Holy Long Term Savings Account
>White Spiritual Boy Trust Fund account returned to the people (unconfirmed)

>>51287773
Is unity the largest domestic manufacturer of semiconductors?

This is your last exit pump for long positions
You have been warned

>>51287828
no, but it is a shit tech stock now

>>51287726
Idk but in Germany the Malteser which are a subsidiary of them operate in the healthcare business. Probably they syphon off a lot of government bucks.
https://www.malteser.de/

oil dropping has nothing to do with blackrock boycotting fossil fuels and wanting to crash european energy in time for shemitah nope move along

Why are the markets rallying? EU recession is guranteed

>>51287854
bull trap suckers rally.

>>51287831
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>51287639
Another update, what I posted may be part of it, but I think it's this gigantic UK bailout that is the main cause.

futures mean nothing, its just going to pump a little at open before it gaps back down and crab at -1~2% the rest of the day.

>>51287841
Ok so I’ll ignore your comparison

>>51287818
Yes but the market behaves differently after opening. You should know better than to get excited for barely green futures.

https://www.cnbc.com/2022/09/05/stock-futures-rise-after-major-averages-post-third-week-of-losses.html

If you eat this shit up mumu, you will ave only yourself to blame when you're spamming pink wojaks.

Daddy Powell aint buyin your bags no more and Russia just turned off the gas.

The fed now faces a force which is both recessionary and inflationary.

>>51287818
I will remember that when I am buying lean hogs that the cash settled futures market, is in fact the real market.

>>51287148
>Bosses jumping off buildings to their death
>Its not a bear market and we'll be at ATH end of year
Something tells me mumu finally lost the plot

>>51287854
Priced in. Seeth and dilate tranny scum

>>51287916
lol why are you so upset? Scared of reversing?

>>51287873
At least Ukraine is winning! Right?

>>51287923
It's gonna be ATH by the eoy and you bobos will be joining your BBBY CEO

>>51287148
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-09-06/china-s-nuclear-industry-says-it-can-accelerate-expansion-plans
https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/his-first-trip-abroad-start-pandemic-chinas-xi-will-visit-producer-half-worlds-uranium

Do you see what's coming? $350+/pound for uranium, with miners have 2-3x leverage over spot price delta.

>>51287693
The "natural" state of the bond market is that rates are higher for longer durations. If the yearly rate for 10 years is lower than the yearly rate for 1 year, there is no reason to lock your money up for 10 years, might as well just lock them up for 1 year and then do that again ten times. So usually, rates are higher for longer maturities.

When this inverts, when the longer maturities have lower rates, it shows uncertainty about the future. People are locking up their money for 10 years and driving the interest on the 10 year down, instead of doing the yearly arbitrage. Maybe they don't believe that rates next year will be as good.

But whatever the theory, yield curve inversions seem to always precede a recession historically

>>51287226
My fucking i7 was a dud out of the box now I need to wait another few weeks for the RMA to ship, be processed and returned
I have to work from my phone because imtel sucks cock

>>51287639
>>51287873
When did euroturds decide they can get away with printing money the way US gets away with it? It's like the entire continent has deluded itself that it is actually part of US

>>51287941
>"There's a sucker born every minute"

>>51287941
Dont you want cheapies?

>>51287841
thats because they cant release a multiplayer stack for five years now

>>51287955
The same global elite who are running the US into the ground are running Europe into the ground too.

>>51287828
That's not what matters to investors. Investors want to know if company is profitable right now and what's to future outlook. While there might be such thing as too big to fall, there definitely is nothing like "too big to become shit-tier". Just take a look at RYCEY.

>>51287950
No it wasn’t

The butterfly isn't just a pedo symbol. It is the crabs best friend, extracting money from mumu and bobo at the same time

>>51287964
Printing dollars isn't remotely as bad as printing euros or pounds because nobody is out there in the larger world waiting to buy newly printed euros and pounds. Dollars are still mostly gobbled up by the world

>>51287955
Germany can, the others are fucked.

Whats everyones top OTC picks? ABML chillin with former Teslas execs and CYIO accumulation/distribution looking good for a swing

>>51287846
Have you ever wondered where all the money goes to from:
~Dark pools
~Penny pumps
~Pharma profits
~Backdoor fiat
~True Nostro Vistro
~T-T-T-TULIPMANIAAAAA
~International wealth from all of humanity?
~International druqs trade

Malta. I'm pretty sure it's just them. 110, anybody?

>>51287981
It most certainly is, I trouble shot it using other hardware and im far from the only one

WHERE IS MY PREMARKET NEED TO KNOW

>>51288058
So the 11th gen intel failed 1/20 CPU calls? Big doubt

>>51288058
That’s a fake graph

bobo on the left s&p on the right

So far, DWAC is in the shitter. I'm going to buy as soon as possible.

>Hakle GmbH, a maker of toilet paper with a history dating back nearly a century, filed for insolvency because of higher energy and raw-material costs. The privately held company becomes one of the first consumer goods manufacturers to run into trouble because of the fallout from the crisis.
https://www.swissinfo.ch/eng/bloomberg/eu-talks-to-focus-on-liquidity--gas-price-cap--energy-update/47878494
>ArcelorMittal to shut blast furnace in German plant as gas prices soar
>>"With a tenfold increase in gas and electricity prices, which we had to accept within a few months, we are no longer competitive in a market that is 25% supplied by imports.
https://www.reuters.com/business/energy/arcelormittal-shut-blast-furnace-german-plant-gas-prices-soar-2022-09-02/
>Germany unveils €65B in energy cost relief, vows to cap prices
https://www.politico.eu/article/germany-chancellor-olaf-scholz-energy-price-relief-cap-prices/
lts happening

So are we gonna be in crab mode til Friday or what?

If it means Ukrainian jews getting millions in aid packages before they flee to Israel recession is a sacrifice I'm willing to make.

>>51288082
I worked in IT for a decade and the only time I ever saw dead cpu's was when someone overclocked the fuck out of them being an idiot and fried them, or their board had a failure and fried itself and the chip. All of one time did I see a DoA cpu from either intel or amd fresh out of the box going into a new motherboard that later worked with a different processor just fine. They're blatantly lying, or are retarded, and there is no other acceptable answer.

>>51288050
Signifgance of 110? Number of times tribe has been cast out?

>>51288082
The 11th gen was pretty shit though. It's performance was worse than 10th gen. A literal waste of sand.

>>51288151
i bought the top of DWAC but i managed to halve my losses before I exited. last time I day traded

>>51288084
Puget is legit done a lot of business with them.

>>51288082
>>51288084
https://www.pugetsystems.com/labs/articles/Most-Reliable-PC-Hardware-of-2021-2279/
Take it up with puget

KOLD

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

GET FUCKED PUTIN!

Hugging my naked gf is too comfy bros.. im bullish

>>51288171

>>51287256
Yep

>>51287576
Pat Gelsinger is certified all American white bread. Not a single parenthesis in sight. Takes his Christianity very seriously from what I've gathered

This is the end

>>51288280
I'm so sick of Ukraine bros

>>51288256
I cannot imagine being gay enough to not just type that out instead, and I still build plenty of systems nowadays. It's where I get a large chunk of the money I invest with. It's extremely rare for a CPU to arrive dead, from either intel or amd, and most of the dead ones I've seen were from idiots pumping vCore way too high without enough cooling or from their shitty boards popping a VRM.

>>51288058
>>51288199
It's possible they test a gazzillion other types that had more errors and those are just a percentage of total errors seen and they omitted the really poor performing ones

>>51287550
Intel R&D is in Israel.
https://www.jpost.com/Israel-News/Intel-CEO-We-think-of-ourselves-as-an-Israeli-company-as-much-as-a-US-company-484209

>>51287955
The really sad thing is the UK is already at double digit inflation. Higher than the US at the peak. How the fuck is Liz Truss "conservative" in any way when she's helicoptering money like this? Does she think the BoE can just clean up her mess. Snaggletooth Island is in for a nasty surprise

>>51287148
he didn't fly so good

>>51287959
>don't you want cheapies?
Yeah, t-thanks I believe I've had about enough

>>51288280
>pretend to be under siege one week
>at a party in US
comrade we must film from undisclosed location for safety lol

>>51288280
Probably a stunt double. It's worth checking out if there's a green screen. Hollywood magic and all that.

>>51288151
lol what
you realize its gonna turn into $10 sometime between Thursday and April 2023 right

>>51287672
at a p/e of 0.7 you really can't do wrong. the container index is decreasing over the last months but still pretty high, but don't expect 2021 - 2022 results in the future

>>51287643
that aged well *smiles and expels a smelly warm load of bull shit on your face* howd you like that bobo? heh

>>51288293
>type it out
Its funnier this way
>something something cognitive dissonance
Good luck with that IT boy

>>51288155
> vows to cap prices
lol, lmao even. Yeah good luck with that

>>51288309
how did the world get this jewed

>>51287448
cope

>>51288280
>Zelenskyy to virtually ring the NYSE opening bell
>virtually
uwotm8

>>51288151
>>51288369
DWAC shareholders aren't ignorant and negligent retail.

No, my theory is they're all steely eyed negotiators, cut from the same cloth as Trump. And they're denying an extension so those SPAC fucks work extra hard to Get the Job Done. Under budget, ahead of schedule! #Winning

>>51288151
>>51288190
>>51288369

>>51287955
They put a woman in charge in a time of crisis what did you expect?

>>51288155
I was explaining last week that EU steel makers are in the shitter. China steel is banned. Long live North and South American steel.

>>51288280
>zelenskyy
>virtually ring nse opening bell
this is a bad omen!

i gotta sell my stock shares now, and have suicide prevention line on standby!!!

>>51287672
all ocean shipping is always bad. one of the worst industries to operate in. do they even pay their dividend?
or are you looking at the quote for forward yield, IF they make the same payment they last did vs. the current share price?

You know bros I gotta admit /smg/ is a lot more fun when the market is fucked and people aren't spamming leveraged ETF tickers every other post. It's almost worth the small fortune I've lost over the last few months

going all in BBC ticker today

>>51288360
>Virtually
you sir are a dumb headline reader

>>51288409
It's not really Jews is more like KGB/Zionist infiltration.
Also Microsoft R&D is in Israel if you ever wondered what the Epstein thing was all about.
https://www.microsoftrnd.co.il/

>>51288489
>all ocean shipping is always bad. one of the worst industries to operate in.
Notable exception: tankers and LNG shippers. Holy shit STNG is unstoppable.

>>51288522
no u
he can't even show up at the NYSE in person he has to hide from russia

Anyone know what’s with usdjpy? Fuck.

>>51288470
I don't think even the europoors know who put that lady in charge, she just popped out of nowhere

>>51287672
>>51288489
he's probably looking at forward yield. they did a $17 distribution this year, which isnt normal for them and dropped the price of the stock by the same amount, and their next distribution is higher than average at 4 something. so div yield shows up as like 70% though that will obviously not be the case going forward

>>51288535
bruh that action literally started this past month. it's been two decades of bullshit. it will go back to two decades of bullshit. ocean shipping is the ultimate, perpetual rugpull.

im cookin pizza. got an energy drink before open. now im doing push ups, abwheel and db deadlifts.

trying to be focused pre open.

Futures are crabbing hard and starting to go down. Looks like it's another red day

>>51288560
it's hitting levels not seen in like 20 years, like lmao dollars are strong, everybody should be holding like 80% cash right now because cash is king and there's no inflation.

>>51288520

That pic is made for BWC though

where did the funny eqnr fartgas memes go? :(

WE ARE BUILT TO DO HARD THINGS

>>51288599
Checked and accurate

Can somebody explain to me how the US has 50 year high inflation yet the US dollar is surging ahead of almost every other currency? I would think the dollar would be worth less. Also if inflation is so high then how the fuck are stocks getting rekt? Wouldn't people require more dollars for their shares if dollars are now worth less?
I don't get it bros

>>51288659
Not sure why but all hyperinflationary episodes have a period of initial inflation, then deflation, then hyperinflation

>>51288659
things move in waves. sometimes those waves come early, sometimes late. sometimes they take years to play out. or some shit

>>51288659
>yet the US dollar is surging ahead of almost every other currency?
Isn't inflation high everywhere else? At least the US doesn't have the additional problems other countries do: mass immigration, fuel/resource shortages, etc

nat gas chads we've been bamboozled

>>51288688
Sounds just vague enough to be true
Thanks hitler

>>51288659
Dollar milkshake theory. As USD is the world reserve currency, when inflation increases and debts cost more in units of currency to repay, that means there's less dollars around to be used. This means the value of the dollar goes up until more are printed. US exports its inflation, this deflates the currency naturally while increasing the value of said currency. Had we not printed so much in the leadup to the unwinding of all of this WWIII would've already started. They drink our milkshake, so we charge them to get another one.

>>51288560
>>51288596
foreigners are absolutely anally destroying their own currencies. their governments do it to keep their social programs going. their investors tend to flee to UST's already, but even more so when the short end of our curve starts moving.
they have this perverse incentive to buy "discount" US bills because "you can't lose," the US will always pay its debts. and the fed can keep the short end discounted as long as they want to reel in as many buyers as it takes.
it's a great time to buy EMs and european equities. it may not be the absolute lows, but these lows aren't going to last forever. you look at an S&P500 chart through the GFC, peak to through was 14 months from the end of 2007 to early 2009. just how much money do you get every month to buy on the way down, really? think about it. if you do that 14 times, then you watch a 10-year bull run in EMs that appreciates only half as well as the S&P did since then, you're still looking at the equivalent of ~600 pts to ~2000 pts. or in simple terms nearly doubling every 5 years. that's roughly a 14% CAGR.

>>51288659
DXY primarily against euro and yen which are even bigger shitcoins experiencing greater inflation.

>>51288560

>>51288599
Chang's Law

Any important reports or Powell this week or next?

welcome to the fart capital of the world. i am your mayor, skunk kusai, have a complimentary fart as part of your welcome package *farts* i hope you enjoy your time in /smg/!

New DXY highs

>>51288741
My gf can suck air in her butt and fart on command

>>51288659
Every country is fucked. But we're less fucked because USA is still the best.

>>51288708
I don't think you want european equities, sure these lows won't last and they will move higher, but there's a good chance there just isn't anymore europe in 3 or 4 years unless we can do something to stop the planet from getting warmer.

>>51288746
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFNr9FnpZBk

Bet Europe wishes it had some slaves to harvest coal and firewood now.

>>51287334
their last earnings were complete dogshit

>>51288756
Why are you bringing up past performance

>>51288750
She should do a collaboration with burn anon.

RRREADY TO RUMBLE?

>>51288754
Why would we do anything to prevent europe from not existing in 3-4 years? That just sounds extremely based to me.

>>51288767
the question was "why is it so low?"

how do I answer that without giving prior performance

>>51288659
>yet the US dollar is surging ahead of almost every other currency
inflation in other countries is even worse, however other countries aren't able to export their dollars around the world, export some of their inflation away
the real movement behind currencies is interest rates - that if there is a better yield on bonds in another country, investors will convert their money to that countries currency, buy their bonds - then factoring in inflation, currency risk to convert back
the US is still the best in this regard - US 10 year yield is at 3.26% Germany is 1.57%
why would you want to buy German bonds, when you can buy US bonds?
so you demand more dollars, than euros
the secondary driver of currencies is economic activity, including the production / sale of commodities
there is a major glut in commodity currencies at the moment, due to the China real estate implosion - demand for copper, nickel, iron, etc all comes from China - if China construction and industry are booming it props up commodity currencies like the brazilian real and the aussie dollar. Demand is kill = these currencies are kill = dollar rises relative
on top of this, EU is now having to import massive amount of energy at a much higher price - they are using their euros to buy dollars, buy kroner, etc so that they can buy oil from US, norway etc
this drives down the euro - the euro is heaviest weighted in dollar index basket; euro down = dollar up
>if inflation is so high then how the fuck are stocks getting rekt?
high inflation means aggressive monetary policy
it also (can) mean tightened profit margins, if companies are having to pay their workers more, pay more for their goods, pay more to transport their goods, their profits go down
>Wouldn't people require more dollars for their shares if dollars are now worth less?
lol
this isn't how it works. if anything, people faced with inflation would be more likely to sell their shares, as they need the money

>>51288599
>he still believes the Asian bwc meme

>>51288771
Wdym

so we are mildly green. pizza is out of the oven

The DXY hasn't been this high since 2002...what happened in 2002 for the dollar to get that high?

sneeds feed and seed
formerly chucks

>>51287334
every earnings they lose market share to AMD on the server side
their chips aren't as good as TSM or other chipmakers
NVDA is probably pushing their shit in as well
they are more concerned with wokeness than being competitive basically the Boeing of chipmakers

>>51288792
she can make a video with him where she's farting and he's burbing in the same video. people would love that.

OPEN DA FOOKIN MAHKETS YA KIKE BASTIDS

>>51288774

>>51288726
>>51288701
>>51288689
>>51288688
>>51288687
>>51288752
>>51288787
Thanks for answering a brainlet bros. Very enlightening. I will screenshot and consider it all carefully. It's interesting the dollar is even appreciating against the Swiss franc (though not nearly as much as the other currencies) and Switzerland doesn't have nearly as much inflation as the US does right now.

>>51288809
AMD is wildly inflated. Sanctions with China just killed a portion of their market share and they are totally reliant on Taiwan to manufacture chips. Intel is in the process of popping amd like a pimple

Bobros... ?

>>51288836
i bet i own more intel shares than you

>>51288659
The ship that is sinking slowest looks good compared to the ships that are sinking faster.

SOXL

>>51288850
That’s nice but wholly irrelevant

>>51288809
rewl

>>51287148
I'm going to try to add to my oil portfolio frens.

what are cryptos doing? they looking good?

>>51288858
this- the craziest part is that the American markets are the safest place to put their investments. Mind you they do this even with horror show that is the Biden Administration- imagine how bad their markets must be.

>>51287199
>>51287710
>>51288601
>EQNR
I warned you all. I told you about its comparable performance to XOP and what idiosyncratic risk means!

>noooooo
>you have to be fat in order to play a fat guy role!!!!
>No one should act as a fake fatty
>no I haven’t seen it and I don’t need to
Why can’t people be happy for the guy who made scrubs?

>>51288701
>Dollar milkshake theory.
>They drink our milkshake, so we charge them to get another one.
What fucking idiot came up with this shit?

looks like all the bad news is priced in now

>>51288911
>fatties
>human
top kek

>>51288876
I called it last Friday.

>Futures

I'm just not going to trade today haha

>>51288916
>Dollar milkshake theory
>I will charge you one dollar for this milkshake. And the person in line behind you. And the person behind them.
Please present your own "milkshake theory" to the class for Mr. Zelensky.

>>51288911
>(((npr.org)))

man it's going to be one of those days where we start green and close red, people buying ahead of the ECB and Jay's concurrent speeches, is just asking to get themselves bogged.

>ITS YOU A/C UNITS
>STOP BEING AN EVIL GOY AND TURN OFF YOUR HVAC SYSTEMS
>CERTAINLY ISNT THE ELECTRIC NONSENSE WEVE BEEN PUMPING OUT FOR THE PAST 2 YEARS

>>51288916
Some guy named Brent Johnson iirc.

>>51288946
I think he's referring to its extremely gay name. Who the fuck buys milkshakes? Or prices them competitively? Or has to worry about places secretly watering them down?

It's not the fucking 1950s.

>zelensky is ringing the opening bell for the NYSE today
ruh roh

>>51288963
Damn it feels good to live in Florida. I might get rekt by a hurricane every 10 years or so but at least I don't have rolling brownouts, never had a Covid lockdown, and don't have to pay state taxes. Plus the governor is beyond based

>>51288796
9/11 sympathy bid.

But really delayed effects from the tech bubble hitting foreigners - a global slowdown that prompted the financial shenanigans leading to 2008.

>>51288992
>t. Pinellas county

>>51288963
the state officials can turn theirs off first

>>51288959
when are those speeches?

>>51288996
oh shit another crash will happen in 2028....it will be like poetry

>>51288915
>Something something blood on the streets, even if it's your CFO's

>>51288966
based, communism serves no place in markets, and our capitalist bros deserve our support in killing commies

>>51288992
772 reporting in. No income tax, can walk to the beach, can carry a gun anywhere, best governor, publix. We really do have it made

HERE WE GO NIGGERS

>>51288992
yeah but you still live in Florida kek

>>51289010
The day before Chuseok.

>>51288959
is there a stream ser

>>51289011
I am once again recommending everyone ITT read The Mandibles. And yes, we are utterly fucked later this decade.

>>51289021
Don't knock it til you try it

ITS GONNA DUUUUUUUUUMMMP

What will it have been, bros?

HERE WE GOOOO

>>51288280

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

What the fuck was that

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

wtfwt

good luck boys

WHAT MANNER OF YANKEE NONSENSE WAS THAT

>>51288151
Is it too late to buy short?

>>51289016
>zelensky is capitalist

>>51289021
>he doesn’t have desantis

How do you live? Shouldn’t you put your double mask back on and get the booster to go outside?

>>51289076
>falling for the "nooo russia and china aren't commies anymore because their globalist governments spend billions infiltrating the west!" meme

>Used car rates falling at fastest pace in 2 years
>Some overinflated housing markets in the west and south seeing 20%-30% cost cuts
>Bankruptcies up 15% MoM
How much longer bros?

>>51288965
>It's not the fucking 1950s.
The Atomic Family was a mistake.

>>51288926
Imagine coping with obesity by making a mockery of a world leader, except he doesn't know or care who you are and you're wasting your night using your medical problem as a comedy prop

SIGA bros...

>>51287336
>>51287388
>>51287726

Oh they are definitely very real. The catholic church created them to protect the waters from Muslim pirates. They turned into pirates themselves taxing and looting any Muslim ships near Europe and accumulated a vast fortune. Their ties with the catholic church became strained when the church demanded their fortune they had accumulated. They have ties to the modern masons and i learned stories about them and their persecution when I was in Demolay (young man's masonic organization). I've also visited Malta. Pretty interesting country

>>51289107
Oh man, can you imagine the people still holding it? Like, did they do *zero* research at all?

bros.. I'm not having a good time right now

>>51289107
SIGA will rise again

SOXSbros, what's our selling price? 80?

>>51289107
Its time to buy

>>51289107
>he didn't get out in the 20s

>retards didn’t see the engulfing bear on Friday

NONONONO WHY WHYY

I reluctantly closed out my PRTY position at a wash, $100 profit on 10,000 shares
I am too fearful for the overall market to stay in the position, although I think it is a winner
I will look for reentry on PRTY after the market dumps
I do not have it within me to hold PRTY through this volatile September, especially anytime before the 22nd slash last week of September

MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP

why is the USD.JPY up so much right now
this is insanity
did Japan sink into the ocean

I've become addicted to selling puts

AEVA

Mmmnngh oh god I-I think I'm gonna craaaaaaab!

>>51289162
You're loss bro it's going up as we speak

good morning sirs

>>51289198
>You are loss
Yes.. you are correct..
We'll see how it plays out
I do like the position a lot, but the overall market is mega super uh oh stinky

>>51289193
>AEVA
I hope you're shorting it anon.

was it a fucking godzilla attack

>>51289130
>>51289138
Lemme know when this chart reverses: https://www1.nyc.gov/site/doh/data/health-tools/monkeepox.page

>>51289213
kek shut up

n-not like this bro

>>51289200
The Indian Nifty 50 index is outperforming every single other equity index right now and has been since the beginning of 2022. Good morning to you too

>>51289187
Facing rising energy costs (oil up negative 10% in a month), unlike Europe, they've decided not to print hundreds of billions of dollars to give to their citizens. Both of those things are extremely bearish for the yen.

Just kidding, they're competitively devauling against the Chinese.

>>51289224
You're trying to gauge the outbreak in just one city. Monkepox is much more widespread, it's being detected in new counties across the US every day

GO SNIBS GO!

>>51289264
i hate snibs and bobo so damn much

>>51289031
>implying we arent fucked right now

holy fuck its actually going to pump friday was the bottom

>>51289107
Just checked the price. LOL

SPY triply bottom incoming? this is bullish, right ?

Bought SOXL 13c, we are good to dump now

>>51289257
Sure but it burns itself out the same as the first infected city - critical mass of gays get it, develop immunity through vaccination or infection, caution & paranoia set in, and the R(0) of 2 drops to 0.5 or whatever.

Keep in mind, SIGA needs 6 figures worth of treatments - hundreds of thousands of poxxed anuses - in order to support a double digit stock price.

>>51289257
All this time you've been culting around SIGA and bagholding you could have spent making money on something else anon, stop holding on to obviously dead stocks and trying to shill it to others to get some means of self justification

>>51289281
Everyone here has food, running water (unless you're in Jackson Mississippi lol), and electricity for all or nearly all of the day. We're not utterly fucked, only mildly inconvenienced.

TMF bros, how high are yields going today? My account is getting rekt and I'm not feeling so good right now

>>51289284
What the fuck are you smoking anon?

>>51289284
OMG +1% from the monthly bottom guis!

Severe contraction in the 9:45 PMIs, but the big PMIs drop in 13 minutes.

I want off now. Please and thank you

This market is pure ass cancer.

How do I get a refund?

>>51289304
Let me get this straight. You see the US, you see the executive branch, you've checked the numbers at usdebtclock.org, you know who's in Congress approving spending... you even see Jerome Powell and his QT obsession. And you still want to *long* bonds?

Futures are faker and gayer that out elections

>>51289286
nothing is bullish, until Jay can get more ink for the printer, it's on backorder from China, but they've got covid lockdowns, so you're going to have to wait 2 more weeks for them to ship it, then 2 more weeks for it to arrive, then you can purchase the equities around October 3rd.

>>51289338

>>51289339
I mean, shit's gotta rally eventually right? Right??

Good morning smg. Hope you guys learned your lesson. We are in a gay fat bear market. You better stop buying and start shorting to make it.

390 is diamond hard support, bobo gonna get heemed soon

>>51289351
The real refund is the frens we made along the way!

>>51289352
No, Cathie. Not it does not.

>(tap tap) is this thing on? Right. Ahem. see this? That’s how big my dick is. Bwc. Women crave it. Men fear it. But everyone will take it. (Roastie tatted up Woman in crowd starts cumming and passes out.) let me repeat: you WILL take the fed cock, and you WILL take all of it. DOWN—tap—TO—tap—THE—tap—HILT. (Two more women explosively lactate and faint.) now make no mistake. You incels with your 3.50 in acorn wallet won’t do shit. We will be raising rates full speed ahead to 1 trillion basis points. Inflation WILL be controlled. Volker is a small dick compared to me. A microdick. History will ring with the Powell raise. Live king and prosper. (He leaves without answering any questions.)

>>51289321
PMI's?

>>51289352
There's no limit to how many times you can go -99%

>>51289352
kek, Cathie really does post here, kek

>>51289291
>critical mass of gays get it
Your assumption that only gays are catching monkepox is flawed. There is an increasing number of pediatric cases in recent weeks. School outbreaks will undoubtedly catapult this outbreak

>bake it.

>>51289378
>There is an increasing number of pediatric cases in recent weeks
Hmm I wonder what kind of despicable degenerate pedophile shit could possibly cause that to happen

>>51287674
>webm
can such a power be learned?

I thought the CFO jumping off a building after earnings was bullish..

>>51287334
Because they're our generation's IBM. They continuously lose market share and their tech is behind and continues to fall further behind. The ONLY thing keeping them on their feet is brand recognition and contracts with computer builders like dell, and that inertia can only carry them so far if they don't at least sometimes do something to make people think they're worthy of their name, but the only thing intel has been in the news for for years is lying about their chip performance.

Next
>>51289409
>>51289409

>>51289393
Right, all pediatric cases must be because of child rape and not the simpler explanation, that a highly mutated GOF virus can infect in more ways than just gay sex

>>51289425
that's what a pedophile would say

>>51289419
Based timely baker

>>51289378
>There is an increasing number of pediatric cases in recent weeks.
Yes, if you just look at total case counts they'll keep going up for some time - whether it's core gay cases or their child/animal victims. Like I said earlier, that's not the exact metric to look at. You want to look at the number of *new* cases daily and how that's changing.

>School outbreaks will undoubtedly catapult this outbreak
>undoubtedly
You really should be doubting. Because it's been a couple weeks and we're not hearing about a single molestation victim infecting his whole 3rd grade class or whatever.

>>51289416
their consumer chips still seem competetive though. Tons of laptops rely on it and single core is still comparable with Ryzen except without ram frequency reliance.

Th-they just said on the news fed will keep raising until something breaks.

>>51288754
it's retarded extreme outlier shit like this that proves my point. adjusted for regular risks that normal people expect, europe is priced pretty good. adjusted for insane rambling garbage from bloggers that ZH carries for no good reason whatsoever, there just is no price at which leaving US equities is ever okay, and europe will fail to exist tomorrow, and the aliens will force us to pay in clam shells, so you'd better just buy numismatic silver today to dazzle them with the pretty pictures on the shiny metal

>>51289200
ser where is the frog version of that, ser

What is this red -.44 number I keep seeing and why are all the indexes mooving in coordination? ?