/biz/ - Business & Finance

First for OIL

Finally a day without losses. I needed that.

>>51271816

SELL SELL SELL REDDIT SELL

oilgang
oilgang
oilgang

oil

do futes open at 6?

>>51271858
BUY BUY BUY SMG BUY

>>51271875

>>51271875
I haven't seen that image in a year and a half

>>51271806
>>51271876

how are you guys invested in oil?

You will all be broke by this time tomorrow.

>tfw held my spy november $370p through what was probably a -99% drawdown during the rally
My secret? I literally didnt open my folio. Its not a meme. Theyre only -15% now

>>51271934
no, I am holding oil

>>51271919
physical delivery nigger

>>51271934
no, I shapeshifted into a bear

oil is still bearish imo. it'll bleed a bit more before it really starts pumping in the US markets

>It's another 'retards who only invest in the US market' episode

>>51271969

like gasstations?
and I am not a nigger

>>51271989
I'm american, i ain't investing in non-american markets. you just want us to give you some of our american money you brown twerp

>>51272010
t.Jap in 1991

WE'VE BEEN SEARCHING FOR SO LONG
TO FIND THE PLACE WHERE WE COULD BELONG
WE ALWAYS DREAMED OF BETTER THINGS TO COME
AND TURNED OUR FACES TOWARDS THE SUN

https://youtu.be/4sWmdXqXgkw

>>51271989

>>51271919
USO because I don't understand how one oil company is better than another.

Why market is closed today?

>>51272045
Circuit breakers

>>51271989
I have already accepted RYCEY isn't going to bring me wealth and riches anon

>>51272045
Aids

>>51272053
Maybe you should as it's up.

>>51272075
hooray...

>50% printed the last decade
>25% printed the last two years
who can these fags still cope with it being the "supply chain"

who was that fag that was all over the tv and shit for years saying the US had an inflation problem and that it was that inflation hadn't been high enough for like 20 years? where's that mother fucker now? I just want to talk to him, i just want to fucking talk.

>>51272112
Could be worse, you could've bought SSAB and now be even poorer

>>51272171
at least its not the fags calling for taxes to fight inflation

>oil mooning nonstop

If you aren't already short everything, you're too late.

PETROL PARTNERS

>>51272194
oh damn, they let key & peele do the lord of the rings stuff?

are my 380p qqq's going to print on tuesday?

>>51272256
280pp**

REEE open the markeeet

>>51272122
Because it is also the supply chain as well as demand led.

>>51272225
Benzin bros

I need to gamble my next pay check before I even get it. Open the market you niggers!

>>51272194
Oil is funny because it literally causes itself to crash by going too high and creating recession fears. Is there any other asset that behaves like this?

>>51271989
what is the alternative? The expropriating bug people of the east, the price-controlling muslims of the west, or the monkeys in the south?

https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/brendan-fraser-breaks-down-tears-the-whale-receives-6-minute-standing-ovation-venice-film-festival

bearish or bullish?

This uncanny stability says people know what's going to happen tomorrow. If it was going to go up, they would be buying.

>>51272369
I wish that man every happiness in the world and then some
>>51272372
most after hours trading I've seen has completely stalled

>>51272342
I am of the opinion a lot of that "recession fears" stuff is entirely inorganic. These aren't even high oil prices when you adjust for inflation.

>>51272122
It's USA abusing reserve currency status by handing out free money to creatures living there so that they purchase goods produced abroad. So far people abroad accepted dollars but they can't be fooled for much longer

>>51271876
>>51272194


i hate these sand jews so damn much

>>51272394
>>51272421
its just this post pandemic bullshit
Like we've been pumping our currency since 2008 (hilariously enough the start of the huge over performance of US large cap growth stocks) but it went into overdrive with the pandemic. It is literally not sustainable at this rate.

>>51271934
that's like, you opinion, man.

>>51272439
also before some retard comes in going "but that's because M1 had its definition changed!" all they did was add savings accounts to M1, and it pumped because of the stimulus checks pic related

Savings are now plummeting and debt and credit are increasing like to make up for it, but M1 is still as high as ever

>>51272439
USA is giving handouts all the time. And yes, QE programs started after 2008 and didn't stop until now. I can't wait for BRICS to denounce this scam currency and finish switching to their own one

please let this year be different and have stocks go up instead please god i dont think i can survive these next two months on 13k alone

Anyone here own ASTS? It’s really kind of a gamble but could be a multi-bagger if it’s successful over the next few years. I’m thinking of buying maybe $50 a week and seeing where it goes.

really crabbing hard today
someone needs to pay for this

>>51272506
hahaha no

>>51271919
OXY because i understand enough about oil majors and upstream, and austrian economics for the macro picture.
someone else's debt is free leverage when you can see 10% inflation coming from 2 years out.

BBBY CFO committed suicide yesterday.

https://www.cnbc.com/2022/09/04/bed-bath-beyond-cfo-gustavo-arnal-has-died-company-says.html

>>51272639
slowpoke.jpg

>after police had said earlier that Arnal fell to his death.
>Arnal left no note behind and did not say anything to his wife, who was home at the time

Hmmm a no note suicide by falling out of a window. Those are kinda sus.

Oil will explode towards $250+ once we enter WW3. I guarantee it.

>texas convinces samsung to make a fab plant
>the income taxes alone on these high paying jobs will easily make up the financial tax incentives they were given
samsung has also promised to heavily invest in local schools and social programs
>Bernie Sanders goes up to bitch about "handouts"
I hate that old faggot so much

I'm supposed to work tonight. Should I just call in and start day drinking instead? Also, do we pump or dump tomorrow?

>>51272537
>only going back 93 years for support
zoomout

dance party tomorrow!

>>51271762
Joy division is the last good thing Emgland ever produced

So,its dumping tomorrow right?

>>51272783
We like intel here

>>51272537
It's different this time.
This is the end of growth.
Stocks will never go up again.

>>51273249
>>51273394
Futures are blood green bobo.

>>51272194
I'm long vix

>>51272122
It's a combination of both, which is worse then either alone

>>51273285
But anon, Groove Armada started putting out records in the 90's

S&P more like poop and pee.

>>51271934
false

>I already am broke at this time today

>>51273518
Euro futures were green too.

Is it still a good idea to put some money in index funds every month? The mantra I keep hearing is that you can only make money in the medium-long run but that view is probably distorted that the economy has been pumped full of central bank cash for the past ten years or so.

intel

>>51273632
the answer to this question is related to how confident you are in being able to time the market. This generic advice is given to people because most people can't.

But yeah, I think we are going much lower before this is all done. This winter could be interesting.

>>51273638
I haven't looked at computer parts in years, but have Intel once and for all standardized their sockets? lol

Even brazil is green,what is EU even doing?

>>51272030
Difference being that if what happened to the Japs happens to the American Stock Market all the world will go to hell in a handbasket and no, your third world etf won't isolate you from the consequences.

>>51273716
At this point people say gold will save you.
I don’t hold gold myself

>>51272041
I literally don't get it

>>51273638
why do retards think intel is good? Have you forgotten this?

https://youtu.be/0SuocVtI8wo

Intel is a forever go woke go broke company that isn't going to change ANY time soon. You're better off picking up Soxl, Amd, or NVIDIA which just became the new fagman.

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/tech-stocks-matana-is-the-new-faang-analyst-says-145511543.html

>>51273638
More like Pooptel.

Omg its not letting me put buy orders in on gme or bbby. This is it apes, they ran out of synthetics!!! Moass now!!!

>fuck everyone who isn’t part of my tribe
>Indians can go fuck
>Mexicans can go fuck
>Koreans can go fuck
>Japanese can go fuck
>Anyone who can burn in the sun can go get cucked
And experts say it still isn’t enough…..

>>51272487
yeah but that is all they did, and that's why you didn't post this chart. you posted a chart from mike shedlock, permanent fucking nobody, who has been ignored since trying to squeeze some fame in 2008 by getting his articles carried on zerohedge.

i have an order to buy 1 SQQQ share tomorrow, frens

I hate niggers

>>51273857
How do these loans work? Do they have to go towards a home? is it possible to take the loan or the equity from the home that is purchased and use it to buy the stock market?

>>51273767
>i won't invest in a company because of one odd story of a weird feature that i don't support!
you're a retard if you think this is a reason to avoid a company and i'm not even long INTC

it's almost as dumb as people who buy into TSLA because they "care about the environment". all a bunch of cope to dunk on/hype up a company

>>51273001
1) i hope you made the right decision anon
2) apocalyptic dump

>>51272309
The Texas Tea Syndicate

>>51273767
>SOXL
>ETF
>top ten holdings
>number six
>intel corp, 4.07%
>the top three holdings are just paper, not equity
>so it's the third largest company in the portfolio
these are the people giving you investment advice

>>51273899
>won't invest in a company because of one odd story of a weird feature that i don't support

>>51273922
INTEL is what dragged down soxl's performance

>>51273914
Oilgarchs

>>51273871
>>51273871
>>51273871
do you guys approve?

>>51273967
enjoy retirement

I got your "natural gas" right here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_FRPoJIrlI

>>51273967
You wont be able to afford it

>>51273978
:)
>>51273998
I'm used to buying call but Ive only got 300 bucks and with it being on an uptrend and the sector being down, I can't see buying any reasonably priced calls.

So what are you guys shorting this week?
Besides GME

>>51271816
lol, isnt it a bank holiday today? why is the s&p closed?

>>51274075
Mr. Standard pissed and shit when he should have shit and pissed

Driving to Bismarck bros, see yall in the morning

brainlet here, can someone redpill me on why the market isnt moving?

>>51274116
be careful fren!!!

>>51273767
>Intel is a forever go woke go broke company that isn't going to change ANY time soon. You're better off picking up Soxl, Amd, or NVIDIA which just became the new fagman.

while wokeness surely isnt in anyones best interest, intel will remain the top dog in the CPU arena probably for the forseeable future. AMD obviously doing great work lately but in the end of the day, its just not likely that intel is going to be left behind. Personally im of the opinion that they help eachother as two deepstater companies.

With that said... You know Raytheon is woke right ? Does that mean that Raytheon is going to go broke ?

Doubt it. The government will fund them regardless of your or my opinion. Intel is a nobrainer for anyone with a perspective long enough. And thats just it for me, I dont want to catch falling knives and I dont want intel for a potential 2xer in 2-3 years. Literally there are so many other markets where i can do that so much faster.

>>51274136
It's crabbing until powells speech later this week
Then we crash

>>51273765
then invest only in index funds bruh, don't risk it.

>>51274136
It's yet another poor people placation holiday in the US.

>>51271989
My non-US investments are not entertaining enough to discuss on /biz/, dumbo

>>51274160

>>51272537
>1800 S&P
God, imagine

>>51274160
my only hesitation with INTC is that I want them to fast forward to the part where they get rid of their dividend so that boomers panic sell, creating an opportunity to buy. totally agree that the US government will keep pumping money into it otherwise

Spy sub 386 tomorrow

>>51274287
They’re never getting rid of their dividend. That’s part of what makes them a great company

>>51274287
INTC seems like a good speculation on a Taiwan blockade/invasion considering the economic situation in China. They're already cutting rates to keep the banks afloat.

>>51274193
Someone please photoshop out Raytheon and make a base template to shitpost peoples scams on

Death to Europe my puts are already printing

>>51274491
what are u shorting fren

>>51274516
The euro and EZU

>>51274441
just a little more heat under Xi and he will have to do it, kek. Can't wait to see all the fireworks.

>>51274546
thanks chief

>France +1%
>Germany -2%
Goytschland ist tott?

>>51274649
>France: We will reactive all nuclear power plants by December.
>Germany: ~~pRiCe CaPs On GaS~~
What do you think?

Saudi Sisters WAGMI

crab day

This one is for the Bobos with the booming crash
Top is long down, crash with the cooler system
When he come up in the stocks, he be blazin' up
Got no cash deck like he savin' up
And he ill, he real, he might gotta sell now
He pop calls and he got the wrong picks
He cold, he broke, he might sell
He always in the stocks, but he never raise cash
He a motherfuckin' trip, trip,
I said, excuse me you're a hell dumb guy
I mean my, my, my, my you're like poor pelican guy
I mean, you're so broke and I'm loving you lose money
You're like slicker than the guy with the thing on his eye, oh
Yes, I did, yes, I did
Somebody please tell him who the eff I is
I am Bobo, I fuck them dudes up
Back coupes up and chuck the deuce up
Boy, you got my stocks runnin' down
Beating like a drum and it's coming your way
Can't you hear that
Boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bass?
He got that super crash
Boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bass
Yeah that's that super crash
Boom, boom, boom, badoom, boom (bass, bass)
Boom, boom, boom (bass, yeah)
Boom, boom, boom, badoom, boom (bass, bass)
Boom, boom, boom (bass)
Boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bass
He got that SUPER CRASH
Boom, boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bass
Yeah, that's that SUPER CRASH!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JipHEz53sU&list=RDfRh_vgS2dFE&index=5

Market is closed, go home

EU is kill
Putin stopped gas deliveries from NS1

>>51274160
>>51274193
Just left Raytheon a few weeks ago and that company is so fucked longer term. They’re bleeding staff like mad and can’t bring anyone on. Something like 40% attrition amongst engineers this year.

>>51274835
EQNR bros wgtmi

>>51274854
why are they doing a Boeing?

There should be a list of all of these companies doing shit like this. Probably could make a lot of money knowing which ones are like this. But I guess none of it matters since the real problem is ESG scores and funding.

European more like you're a poopin'.

>>51274804
i have no home, the market is all i have
i'll just wait here until it opens again

>>51271989
$200 soon fellow baba “bottom” buyer!!!!!

So the market will keep plunging fir the next 2 weeks atleast, right?

the old thread is STILL not at bump limit
I have contacted the jannies, expect them to save our crypto board from this menace known as /smg/

oilers ww@
brent going to 100 tomorrow?
please.

>>51274906
>ESG scores and funding.
>Larry Fink
>Early life
It's all so tiresome.

>>51275023
>weeks
Years

>>51275055

>check

Every. Single. Time.

EU more like pee-ew.

>check the German stock market today
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
Everything is opened limit down kek.

>>51271919
PBR, CVX, COP, MGY, and ARLP

Basically oil companies with low p/e ratios and good dividend

>>51275081
>Every. Single. Time
Not every time but maybe 99% of the time.

>>51272366
>>51271989
Leveraged etfs for asian and european markets?

>>51271989
Its almost as if the US market is the only one that matters

>>51274160
>With that said... You know Raytheon is woke right ? Does that mean that Raytheon is going to go broke ?
Status quo's maintained until reality slams into it. For Intel that means slower or defective chips hitting the market (which is ~continuous), for Boeing that means planes dropping out of the sky (new models every few years), and for Raytheon that means product being deployed on the battlefield that's so defective it causes Congress and Pentagon dopes to reconsider (only possible during major wars).

>>51274854
Attrition's due to wokeshit against current employees and diversity hiring quotas, yeah?

>>51275127
So are my vix calls going to print? I told uvxy anon that he needed to have longer dated calls until after September

>>51275161
are your vix calls german?

>>51272342
>>51272342
volatility (eg VIX and related ETFs and derivatives)

"You can't have a bear market in a bull market for fear"

not to mention max pain and the like

>>51273537
>>51272122
It's funny because the supply chain is the fault of the people who caused the inflation in the first place

Voting for San Bernardino to become its own state is the only way for socal to survive. Fuck the rest of CA.

>German Economy Minister Habeck: "We must expect the worst."

>>51272342
>>51275172
>oil pumps
>causes people to panic sell the general market
>which causes oil to dump

>>51275197
Didn't the UK say the same?
Damn im starting to think the EU falling isnt a meme anymore.

>>51275197
>the government remains “committed to the nuclear exit.”
lmao Germany is truly over. Bayernxit when?

>>51275197
>>51275171
https://youtu.be/FfJv9QYrlwg

>>51275143
Look through https://etfdb.com/etfs/leveraged/equity/ - they're mostly China, Brazil, South Korea... EFO's an option but it's only 2x.

You'll probably have to go with regular ETFs and buy calls on them. Use delta + option price to calculate the corresponding leverage - 2x, 3x, 10x, whatever.

>>51275149
Some woke shit but lots of general anti employee stuff. Scrapped the pension after the merger, pay is way below average (I left for a 45k increase plus equity), tech is garbage, benefits were downgraded. Most employees are either very young and don’t know better yet or are very old and pulling the rest and vest plan.

Definitely an increase in the woke agenda though noticeable at all levels. Employee annual bonus used to be performance based and is now 50% based on how company does with its ESG objectives. All the trainings are about diversity now. They lost a decent amount of employees to the vaccine mandates.

>>51274042
my entire portfolio right now is SQQQ, SOXS, and UVXY calls

>>51275197
they also kept two nuclear plants as a reserve

>>51275322
in case of an emergency, but the current situation is no emergency apparently lmao

one day we should have a 'post your hands' thread

>>51275227
>>51275322
Whenever SMRs or fusion comes online I fully expect them to claim "It's different" and jump right back on. God I hate boomers and their stranglehold on governments.

>>51275268
I hope my place never goes public.

>>51275339
No, Im Tan because of California. People will think Im a non-white

>>51275379
people will think you're nonwhite because you're in california.

>>51275379
>california
niggers arent allowed in /smg/

>>51275339
I agree.

5 month old sell signal.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eAqSH_N4nU

>>51275197
>Should we reactive nuclear power plants?
>Should we open Nord Stream 2?
>Should we remove sanctions on Russia?
>"Nein."

>>51275289
>No vixx calls

NGMI

>>51275433
This is democracy manifest

>>51275441
is there a functional difference between that and UVXY?

Are there any winery or brewery reits?

Who else here fully enjoyed the Lawd of Dem Rings: The Rangs of Powah?

>>51275339
hello fellow white people. Are we going to be having mayo on tuna today with milk? I sure do love paying my taxes on time.

>>51275197
The younger generations are infused with plastics but the older ones have LEAD on their brain.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tetraethyllead

>>51275471
went long on amazon since diversity is out greatest strength

>>51275471
It is arguably better than House of the Dragon

>>51275487
I especially liked the (very real) part where all the white men are evil and the only good male figure is the darkie elf. obviously aragorn was an entitled white male.
>>51275499
they are both equally bad. I simply cant get past Doctor Who trying to act like a badass.

>>51275339
I'd rather have everyone just think i'm a nigger so noone will want to mind my business

>>51275541
so status unchanged then is it

>>51275268
Well thankfully we won't need you guys for any wars any time soon.

>>51275471
it is pretty funny that it's going to be 5 seasons of current year globohomo faggotry. i feel like a lot of the ardent defenders of current consoomer trends will get worn out by it before it's done

what are the best oil stocks to buy fren

>>51275467
Being Wine drunk is legitimately awful, I cant imagine a rich alcoholic and wine being your beverage of choice
Hes just a hoity toity nig nog

>>51275471
My race mixing brother said it wasnt that bad but would never recommend it
He said the dwarves were cool

>>51275754
the scenery is pretty good and I can even tolerate the hobbit wanna be's but the mary sue shit is just trash
>troll shows up
>destroys a whole regimen of elves
>cut to galadriel who flawless victories the troll in 3 seconds flat.

>>51275704
Compared to the other shit that's been shoveled out in recent years it's not even that bad. I thought as well that being told you have to like globohomo programming or you're racist would burn people out, but consoomers will swallow nearly anything that's put out.

>>51275779
Confrontation is not comfortable, conforming is

attention Bobobros, we are perfectly on-target
I repeat we are perfectly on-target

>>51275837
I'm ready,send me in chief

bros i had a bearish dream today

It's over. Stocks will never go up again.

Never forget your training. QQQ is the Middle Class Suffering index and what do you think the outlook on that is for the next few years?
Now is the time to go pants on head retarded gigaleverage. The play is to bet against America.
>always has been
ALWAYS HAS BEEN
TO THE FUCKING MOON

roll for black tuesday

Well /smg/ been watching some videos and I haven’t dabbled in the markets much since December 2021 since I got sick of the PDT with a margin account and not being able to trade options or quickly get in or out on a given day. I follow the markets daily......

So I’m taking the plunge and switching my margin to a cash account to get get back in and finally trade options like I’ve been wanting to do.

You just gonna take that, OPEC? The market's calling you a bitch.

>>51275837
the moment i try going into sqqq again it will rip up even though all signs are pointing to another massive leg down the next two months. i just cant bring myself to do it. I tried playing that game march-june and i only ended up losing money cause i sell the moment things look even a little bad. I have no constitution for this shit. all i am good at is bag holding and hope things get better again eventually

>>51276102
ok but wrong frog

last two digits of this post is the average % /smg/ will collectively lose tomorrow

>>51276159
>-59%
Oh lawd I'm gonna be slurpin

Frog.

>>51275774
Isn't she some kind of deity power-level special elf?

ded thred
ded gaem

>>51276260
Source on that claim?

>>51276110
You won't pull the trigger now because only a good trader would do that.

>>51276265
Sort of, because she has one of the three elven rings. But so did gandalf, who struggled to take down a troll with the entire fellowship helping, not to mention gandalf is much more powerful than galadriel. She killed the troll with zero effort doing some flippy *teleports behind you* bullshit because the writers want to show how she is stronk woman who doesnt afraid of anything, regardless of the fact that it fucks the story. A room of pharma’d out zoomers spend an entire day brainstorming and 1-upping eachother to make it more and more ebic to the point it just looks absurd.

>>51276260

>>51276265
>>51276346
and this is before dem rings wuz made, cuh.

next gen of GPUs are going to flop, SOXL trannies feel free to post your cope

>>51275363
What hentai is this from.. Lucky fucker..

>>51276448
>net worth: 40k

>>51276440
The 5 year low on SOXL is $8-9 and you chuds are shorting it at $12 and change. Silly fools. You should be buying now.

>>51276440
Cryptos slowly transitioning to proof of stake are the death knell of SOXLsisters.

>>51276474
that was quick

>>51276479
Yeah the amount of money pouring in due to crypto was undeniable but if proof of stake isn't priced in yet, nothing is

It's time

>>51276474
Usually a stock has a bottom because of fundamentals, i.e. if a company were to liquidate all its assets and pay off all debts, there would be a book value that would determine the price floor. SOXL is not a company, and if you were to aggregate all stocks held within the SOXL ETF wrapper I would not be surprised if the aggregate held more liabilities than assets. Even if that weren't true, since it's leveraged the aggregate book value would need to be at least greater than 66% of the current price because a 33% decline in underlying would trigger their liquidation clause.

>SOXL is not a company
>who is David Soxl
>who is Tzadik Chaim Bitcoin

I just got done explaining to my wife why Party City is going to 4-6 dollars by Halloween and why SQQQ is going to 55 - 65.

>>51271875
Do you have the one with the Nyan indian call center scammer that's really a catgirl?

What price is SIGA going to this week?

>>51276608
Zero

Puts on DWAC? Going to throw a few at the 9/9 17p and 9/16 15p at open tomorrow.

>>51276298

Servers' offline for maintenance today bruh, chill.

>>51276643
post hands

>>51276483
>>51276545
See
>>51276571
SOXL is a leveraged product that consists of companies so it's basically the same.

>>51276507
>priced in
>proof of work
>arbeit macht frei
>literally a hall of cost reference
Watch Bitcoin transition to proof of stake because work is antisemitic and anti-ESG.

>>51276582
Not him.

>>51276684
>Watch Bitcoin transition to proof of stake because work is antisemitic and anti-ESG.
I don't think Bitcoin is capable of changing, any optimism around that died years ago.

>>51276747
Honestly, I haven't looked into this until now.

>>51276346
I see, well that sounds pretty retarded then. I just remember her being held as formidable and even dangerous in the Jackson movie, like when she gets all spooky on Frodo.
>>51276404
My understanding of the timeline is limited at best, and I don't want to binge read fan wiki pages today (or possibly ever).

>>51275430
oh shit

>>51276704
Thankies

To stay on topic, here's a good resource with actual redpilled information: dividendgrowthinvestor.com

>Gazprom: off-line Nord Stream compressor station now deemed hazardous
Get out of here, Stalker.

>>51275925
>We are financially ruined

Scoopsies has lost 140k investing in QQQ. I wonder why?

WTFWT

why are >tafags like this

>>51276831
Now the question, does holding sqqq constitute exclusionary and extremist white supremacy?

I’ll make it

oh lawd.
oh lawd dem rangs, dem rangs!
Oh lawd dem rangs, dem rangs!
Dem white devil rings!
Oh lawd, dem rings dem rings
save me oh lawd.

When is this recession starting/ending, bros? I want to go back to buying the good stuff. My grandfather loved this shit, but I’m not feelin it.

>>51276884
All SQQQ holders are Donald Trump supporters, facts fr fr

>>51276898
I'll buy 100 shares when it's $3.50.

>>51276921
Nice nails,fag

>>51276906
>WE WUZ KANGZ

>>51276933
>that image
lmao

>>51272044
Management, debt, target acquisitions, and free cash flow.

>>51276935
Do I need to trim them?

>>51274854
Oh shit, I just helped a Raytheon dude score an L6 role at Amazon.
The dude’s making more than me now. Something like $450k/yr

>>51276988
If you do manual labor or got an itchy ass yes
Otherwise nah theyre fine

>>51276542
Checked

>>51277040
>cares about mens nails
my fag detector is going nuts

>>51277076
Not my problem

>>51277076
Everytime I’ve posted hands or feet on this board, someone calls me homosexual and comments on my nails. I think I have a secret admirer.

>>51277104
yeah until you cant shit right.

>>51277076
I tried to grow my fingernails out once to play guitar and it fucking sucked. It was so gay. Feeling your fingernails hit stuff while you're trying to grip things. It's gay gay gay. Imagine trading with fingernails? Like wtf are we doing

>>51275339
>>51275426
>>51275475
Yes please.
I haven’t recommended hand posting for quite a long time.

This was all avoidable

>>51277109
Uh i aint no gatekeeper,dumdum

>>51277120
sometimes they get long cause I dont trim them constantly like a faggot.
>>51277132
idk now im getting a sexual vibe from some of these responses. idk if I want someone to be jerking off to my handposting.

>>51277120
I just tend to neglect to trim them. I just forget because I’m busy doing a bunch of other tasks. It’s a guy thing. I never think about it until someone mentions it.

So is SIGA still a thing? Or did that train pull into the station?

The long hold story made sense but I’m not holding a biotech for years

https://youtu.be/FYGTT7YhywA
This big headed aids patient sure can move.

>>51277076
The guy asked about his nails
>>51277108
>Everytime I’ve posted hands or feet
>Stock Market General

>>51277159
Is that Simon Mol?

I'm finna dump $85k of VTI at open
sry for crashing the market boyos

>>51277185
>>51276921
>When is this recession starting/ending, bros? I want to go back to buying the good stuff. My grandfather loved this shit, but I’m not feelin it.
>>51276935
>Nice nails,fag
yes he definitely asked about his nails first. nigger.

>>51277120
>>51276935
lmao imagine actually trimming your nails like a fucking fairy. Im sure your boyfriend appreciates the lack of scratches while you finger his bunghole.

>>51271919
GUSH and USO. looking at building a position in MRO also.

>>51277273
>>51277276
my opinion>yours

>>51277299
>i'm a nigger

Any Chinese EV anons in the chat?

watch out darkies

>>51277307
Well im not the one ranting around like one

>>51277336
yeah you're the one who can't follow a thread, aka typical nigger behavior

>>51277330
>investing in China
If it's successful the commies will just steal your money.

>>51277158
Well here's ground zero for pridepox. The leading indicator of mutations, paypigs, mixing into the general population - everything bullish about SIGA.

>The long hold story made sense
>years
What fucking long hold story? The schizo case about a 1% fatality rate and millions of deaths over a year because some WEF interns put together a powerpoint?

>Headlines from the future

>>51277375
>zerohedge
as is the tradition of all fake news

>>51277158
it depends on whether cases gigapump
everyone is preoccupied with ukraine for now so i don't expect them to make pox a thing for a while
assuming you did the smart thing and sold two weeks ago, just keep an eye on it for now
if you're still bagholding then lmao

>>51277375
Fake. They only end up slashing dividends for non-BIPOC/person of femininity shareholders.

>>51277371
The long hold story was that the government was obligated to keep buying and hold a stockpile of drugs. The company would be sucking the federal tit just like any other defense company

New

>>51277410
>>51277410

>>51277414
NOT EVEN AT BUMP LIMIT YOU FAGGOT
A POX BE UPON YOU

>>51277407
Well that is true, they have a contract to replenish expiring TPOXX stockpiles on a rolling basis. Except that's been arranged for years and was totally priced in when SIGA crabbed at... *drumroll*... $7/share. Like 375k doses or something, so you need one hell of an mpox epidemic for the shareprice to be double digits.

>>51277414
go fuck yourself stupid reddit bitch

>>51277447
>>51277466
Dilate

>>51271816
Today would have been green.
We are getting fucked.

>>51277147
Was this a limited time only video? I seemed to have missed it.

>>51273967
No because you're a pussy who comes to a Ugandan yak farming forum for approval. Stop being a total fucking faggot, or ngmi.

Does everyone else see all those hammers on chip stocks from Thursday?
That is bullish.
SOXL will be neon green this week.

>>51277382
When have they ever reported fake news?

>>51277750
>zerohedge
>literally anyone can post an article
nigger

Is investing just a form of gambling?

Goodness, the leaf feds are quite booty bothered about these two brothers doing their stabbing spree. This is the second emergency message I have received about them.

>>51277785
Everything you do in life is a gamble of varying risk.

>>51277785
Yes. Don't let anybody tell you different.

>>51277944
I desperately need to watch this with sound. Sauce?

>>51276479
Soxl went to 3.55 just back in 2020 you stupid nigger. But I will start buying around 8 or 9.

>>51277454
Moshe you are fucking disgusting human being

>>51278483
Wait wait wait. Did you actually invest in SIGA without understanding the company?

>>51278501
No, but there are 6 genders in judaism and you’re all fucked up neurotics

>>51278540
I'm not Jewish, but why are you malding?

>>51278555
Of course you’re. Nothing to be ashamed of, unless you’re jewish of course

>>51278483
>>51278540
>>51278580
wtf lol

>>51278580
I just hope you learned form this experience. Peter Lynch's One Up on Wall Street should be enlightening.

>>51278667
I have no clue. My guess is he's some drifter from /pol/ who bought SIGA because "lol gay sex" then got burned because 1) he didn't have price targets or stop losses and 2) sometimes /pol/ is wrong and you gotta be on the lookout for things *not* happening.