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Oh fuck I boughted

Clown market

mental illness

>>51266307
What's his endgame

Good.

OK. I just watched the rings of power. Watched Episode 1 and I actually liked it.

Am I a faggot?

>>51266326
Stop enjoying things.

>>51266326
>OK. I just watched the rings of power. Watched Episode 1 and I actually liked it.

>Am I a faggot?

>>51266318
I really unironically used to listen to his podcast
What the fuck was my problem?

>>51266326
Only if you were hatewatching originally.

Any fellow diamond hand SOXL apes ????????

>>51266365
>SOXLLLL-ACK

>>51266381
But think of the hedgies!!!!!!!!

Good evening, lads.

>>51266410
Hi

>>51266365
n-no

>>51266410
My drv is doing extremely well. My bond shorts not as much. I should be in the money reasonably well once 10yr goes to 3.5. I just need to unleverage some before cpi.

>>51266381
Soxl I loved you...

>>51266397

>futures

>>51266426
animals are so stupid

>can you hear the bongs in the distance

>>51266426
bears would be fucking hilarious if they werent 500-1000 pound killing machines

>my portfolio

>>51266543
Beady eyes, ANGLO lies
Muffled Aryan women's cries
Aryan children, big and small
Bomber Harris kills them all
Left, right, right, left
ANGLO sows the seeds of death
Not a stone is left to stand
When ANGLO flies across the land
After starting World War One
The ANGLO's work was still not done
So joining with the Pole and Jew
He made a new one: World War Two
To sate his thirst for Aryan blood
That he wanted, that he got
Now Dresden is devoid of cheer
Hans have fear; the ANGLO is here

>>51266651
zamn bruh i didn't know this was the poetry slam *snap* *snap* *snap*

>>51266502
>>51266584
bears are so cool

>>51266665
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDAdmoaKjCI

Plan for Tuesday:

>if Tesla is $265-270 by 9:30
>wait till dump around 10-10:30
>buy calls
>sell by 4pm with profit

Easy money

>OK. I just watched the rings of power. Watched Episode 1 and I actually liked it.

>Am I a faggot?

>>51263711
>Man the 日本人 have been always decades ahead of everyone else in whatever they come up with. They have no business being stuck on this rock with a bunch of shitskins and low iq Barbarians

Strange that some want them to open their borders to Africa.

>>51266719
..yh

>>51266014
>The real cohencidence is related to graduation statistics, which are unfortunately very much (((obfuscated)))


Elaborate.

https://youtu.be/iWa-6g-TbgI
PRTY

>>51266744
gay niggas

>>51266758

can someone let me know when they make another EoE sticky? thanks

So we're just sitting and waiting for the Fed to say "enough" basically. Powell IS going to pivot for real at some point. So the question is when, and what is one the list of shit to buy when he does.

Right now I am thinking the pivot comes at ~30% down S&P. Energy is obvious, but what else? DFEN maybe for taiwan memes?

>>51266651
Lol they really tried to sneak the turk in this photo

>>51266784
>when
Two more weeks.

>>51266784
>Powell IS going to pivot for real at some point.

>>51266775
lmao

Do people ever get refunds?

https://twitter.com/tariqnasheed/status/1389600694265470979?s=20&t=TBMg0rsJ_s1l121kJYbt3g
kek

>>51266784
>So we're just sitting and waiting for the Fed to say "enough" basically. Powell IS going to pivot for real at some point.
Why? The dollar is mooning like a shitcoin. The Fed will pivot when it breaks something in the US. And right now the thing likely to debt is sovereign debt.

>>51266282
>Snap edition

Btw where is scoops. I want to show him something

>>51266719

Hey are you that British guy or whatever? I bet you are fat and have bad teeth

>>51266847
> SNAP
> FAANG
Seems like our anon here doesn't know his alphabet

>>51266877

Snap is owned by faceberg

>>51266877
FAANGS

>futures

>>51266897
fag-san

>>51266725
They have a 1.2 fertility rate. They are literally dead inside.

>>51266920
They know what's coming. I hope they secretly have had nukes all this time and are based enough to hari krishna the world

I already save like a jew and have a mix of boring boomer funds, cash, and bonds. However, I want to become a bit riskier and throw maybe $500 a month, what are your riskiest picks /smg/?

Western governments are going to achieve Brazil-tier levels of dysfunction within a decade. Normies are bodily and mentally sick. AI will replace most office jobs.
How do I long the decline, stockchads?

>>51266935
Buying and holding forever is like the niggas in pic related.

>>51266955
BRKY

>>51266935

Intel pumps a couple dollars a week and dump in a week. Can easily get calls, get a few hundred bucks and sell it.

Rinse and repeat.

>>51266928
>. I hope they secretly have had nukes all this time

They unironically have everything they need to build nukes within a few months if needed.

Same with (aircraft) carriers. They have them technically even if that's not what it really is.

>>51266928
>amass 20,000 fusion warheads in secret
Would actually be easier to do than making women behave like their grandmothers.

>110
Skewer those Yankee dogs!

>>51266935
500 a month? I hope you are planing on actively managing your money. Everything pumps and fucking dumps hard. You need to make your gains and bail. If not, you are just wasting 500 a month

>>51266935
Wait for a Chinese IPO

https://youtu.be/w3xcybdis1k
Me at 9:30am Tuesday

>>51266989
>>51266928

>>51266920
All the worsr Koreans will die because they dont have sex. Norkies gonna inherit them.

>>51267050
>the Max Payne phenotype

Uranium sultans. Know what you own.

>>51267050
Is that former mayor of Toronto, Rob Ford, and brother of current Ontario Premier Doug Ford, smoking crack cocaine?

>>51267143
bumbaclot

>>51267143
>crack cocaine
Please, don't be so crass. Nowadays we call it hunter.

>>51266847
Netflix would be the obvious choice for this. Amazon would be my second choice.

>>51267161
That post is over a week old. It was SNAP that announced on Wednesday, which isn't even a FAANG company.

If you long SPY, you're long a company called Fag Man. Think about it.

Are these kefir threads legit? They actually ferment this stuff in their own house? It’s like $3 a bottle.

>>51267195
That's nothing. There are a whole bunch of people who are still long SIGA and shit up the threads with mutilated penises

>>51267206
>kefir threads
Que? I used to drink effervescent kefir that had bubbles and alcohol in it.

>>51267098
Kek

>>51267211
I was here when the threads were full of literal assholes and stopped coming.

>>51267195
Yeah, well, consider buying Galway Metals ADRs or the Fidelity Capital & Income Fund, then having to see those tickers in your portfolio every day.

>>51266804
>1.6 million hares
One for every jew who died in the holocaust
Thats a lot of hares

DXY

>>51267229
lmao

In Late September 2022 It All Collapses...
I'm not one to make many threads but I will post this here for my own posterity. I will tell you what is coming and you will believe me or you won't but ultimately I'd like to think this thread will survive the test of time as a true warning of the future that is sure to unfold.

What I write may seem crazy but as time unfolds you will see I at least tried... I may just be nobody but i've been on this solo watchtower a long time, I've managed to make a few friends along the way who have explained the future to me as I will explain it to you, but ultimately I am just nobody attempting to help...

The typical American looks at the economic situation and cannot rectify in their own minds how the market says one thing and their eyes and ears sense another.

We see record homelessness, we see record drug deaths, we see moral degradation in our schools, we see accelerating decay in every single one of our cities, and we see a media and government that has been captured by fraud. We see a uni-party that exists to enrich itself and not the people. We see the largest wealth gap in our country's history with no end in sight...

SO because of this we cannot understand how it is that the market is 20000pts higher than it was a decade ago. We cannot for the life of us see how housing prices are so absurdly high as the price of a SFH went from 190k to 370k in ten years. We cannot for the life of us understand how anyone pays the now $2,000 dollar AVERAGE in rent, or how anyone pays a utility and food bill triple what it was two years ago, and yet asset valuations NEVER seem to fall!

We see the homeless, we see the despair, we see the drug deaths, we see the absolute decay of Western society on every street corner in America and Europe. We see hollowed our rural towns and cities with no jobs or hope left.

We see ALL this and wonder... how are the prices so high?

>>51267291
For 14years the Bears have seen with their own eyes and ears that the prices make absolutely ZERO sense. They have applied LOGIC to an ILLOGICAL moment in history so they are unable to understand how both things are possible. Because of this they perpetually tell you it's all coming down because there's no way this can last.

They're wrong.

For the last 14years the world has been collapsing into the United States. This is the main #1 reason for the disconnect between the common American's senses and their nation's market prices.

It's FOREIGN CAPITAL!

One can see the effect of this on real estate in say California, Oregon, or Washington - You can see first hand how many of the buyers of your inflated real estate are not from this country.

The SAME THING has been happening in our stock market. The difference is you can't see that reality in stocks as you can with real estate in your own town.

This foreign capital has MUCH MUCH bigger issues to deal with than we do. We, as Americans, stay focused on our own nation and are unable to comprehend the crisis that has unfolded beyond our borders.

One example of this would be in 2014 when the European Central Bank made the unprecedented move of imposing NEGATIVE interest rates at the ECB. At various points over the last 8 years the EU members bond markets have yielded NEGATIVE. There were various points during 2019-2021 when the United States was the ONLY bond market in the Western World NOT yielding NEGATIVE.

The insanity of this cannot be understated!

>>51267296
A bond market exists to raise capital - you give me X and I give you Y yield in return after Z period of time. The concept is simple and has been used by governments throughout history to generate money. The citizens invest in the government and the government gives them a guaranteed rate of return. If the government needs money the YIELD RISES to make the bond more attractive. If times are good and the government doesnt need the money the YIELD stays low. That is how it's suppose to work but once we embarked on QE4EVA we completely destroyed the function of the bond market itself.

Luckily for the USA we were never stupid enough to let yields actually go negative...

But what happens when you actually flip that yield negative like the ECB did? What happens when you literally start driving capital OUT of your trade union because your yields no longer make any logical sense to invest in?

You, as an individual, realize you've LOST your guaranteed rate of return with your nation's bond markets so what do you do? Well you pivot towards American bonds still yielding SOMETHING! You see the average foreign investor understands the American markets are the most secure in the entire world - We're protected by two oceans. Our border is practically impenetrable. Our currency has not been canceled in almost 160years. Our military might is unmatched. There's no other industrialized nation in the world you can make these claims about. Not one. This is the real value of America.

The foreigner ends up more interested in protecting their capital in American Real Estate and stocks. The dividend yields in our stock market have become the NEW GUARANTEED RATE OF RETURN as people realize they'll yield more in stock dividends than in bonds. There's also a great risk of a debt default in the Western World and in that scenario you are 100% screwed if youre the bondholder. At least with the stocks you maintain ownership of something REAL.

>>51267309
The bonds are just paper promises by a government you can't sue.

So you pour your money into American markets... real estate, stocks, bonds, and yes, THE DOLLAR.

As a foreign investor it makes no difference to you what the standard of living for the average American is. It makes no difference to you their markets no longer reflect their own nations economic picture. Youre just protecting your own capital and how the average American is doing has no real bearing on your investment. All the aforementioned reasons regarding geography, military, and our currency don't change regardless of how the American consumer is doing.

You don't care about the average American. You just buy it when it dips and you hang on because you see the world collapsing into America's markets and the dollar first.

Which brings me the dollar itself...

This process has been ongoing in the dollar as well for some time. It's why Gold bugs cannot figure out how gold and silver will not take off in this environment.

When the ECB went negative the USDX (Dollar chart) was at 80. By 2018 the USDX was at 90. Today it appears it will close at 108 - the highest close for the dollar since the Summer of 2002.

Despite the record number of dollars printed over the last 10years it has made ZERO DIFFERENCE to the value of the dollar itself. In fact the dollar is UP 35% over the last 10 years!

Go ahead and read that back - THE DOLLAR IS UP 35% IN THE LAST 10 YEARS! Now ask yourself how many "The dollar is dying" articles have you read over the same time period? Every single one of them were DEAD WRONG. I have all the respect in the world for people like Peter Schiff because my introduction into markets was in 2008 with Ron Paul and getting into the Austrian school but what all of these people FAILED to realize is that our ability to EXPORT our dollars outside the border gave us the ability to keep printing without worry of a value collapse in the dollar itself

>vpn id
What did kek mean by this?

>>51267323
The million dollar question is what will cause all those dollars to come back? What is the alternative right now to the dollar? The truth is there is no currency that can act as an alternative at the moment in world commerce. None. In the coming years that may change but for the time being there is no alternative.

Don't believe me?

Think about this...

It's the Summer of 2019... the Fed has been raising rates or keeping them flat practically every quarter Trump has been in office (Side note - funny how rates went up or stayed flat every quarter Trump was in office and the DOW doubled in the same time period and Real Estate kept hyperinflating. Yet today the same "experts" will tell you rising rates will collapse the markets even though we literally just watched the markets double in 3years with rising rates during Trump's Presidency) in August of 2019 the REPO MARKETS BLEW OUT. This was an incredibly significant event that was totally ignored (intentionally I might add) by the Mainstream financial news.

The REPO market is, in a sense, an overnight bond market. Where standard bonds operate in months or years or decades the repo bonds are overnight bonds. Typically the yield on these bonds stayed well below .5 to 1% because it's literally a 12-24hr note.

In August of 2019 the rates BLEW OUT to 10% in a single night! This was historic because it PROVED there was a SERIOUS dollar shortage in the system. The Fed panicked because it had insisted on tightening - and with the markets at raging all-time highs in 2019 there was absolutely NO justification for reversing course on rates or stimulus.

They had to manufacture a crisis because the DEMAND FOR DOLLARS was so intense.

The decision was made in August of 2019 to reset the system BECAUSE the demand for dollars was so unbelievable it was collapsing the euro. By October 2019 we have event 201 - our covid simulation. By December COVID is making mainstream news.

bbby exec khs?

Shit, I failed NoFap again

>>51267337
I can't read all this shit. I have a major headache from arguing and yelling at some retard today.

>>51267337
By March were locked down and creating 40% more currency than has ever existed in history.

NOT because of covid but because the market was literally about to die without a massive injection of new dollars. This is how I knew covid was BS from Day 1. Anyone who had paid attention to the economics of the dollar understood EXACTLY what these people were actually doing. It was all a farce to create the dollars they needed!

ALL OF THIS was done to inject dollars in the global monetary system. That's how serious the dollar demand is! These people were literally willing to destroy the global economy just to come up with a reason for why they just HAD to create all those dollars.

Two and a half years later and the dollar is STILL gaining strength despite ALL the currency creation the fed embarked on when covid started.

Conclusion? The demand for dollars is almost impossible to service! The inflation today has NOTHING to do with the dollar's value or the currency they printed up. NOTHING. All one has to do is look at the USDX chart to see the truth. The people who keep blaming the dollar do not understand what is actually happening here.

Over the past 10 years our dollar is up 35%, The DOW is up 100%, the price of a SFH is up 75%.

How can all this be if the dollar is doomed and our markets are doomed?

This entire 14year rally happened in the face of a massive BEAR narrative from the alt-media. Practically NO ONE in the alt-media predicted what would happen. No one. In fact they didn't just miss it they were completely wrong - the alt-media was the DUMB money this entire time. It was all sky is falling non-sense the ENTIRE 14year rally! It's safe to say this was the most HATED Bull Market in United States history!

>>51267352
The purpose of these bearish narratives was to keep YOU POOR so you'd be easier to control when the entire thing collapsed. They knew the game was over in 2008 so they created a situation where they get to buy everything at 0% and turn you turn into a serf while doing it! By believing the Bears this whole time you got left behind... The bad guys always knew how this would end but by hyperinflating you out of a normal life they basically made you powerless to stop them.

So why is this all important? Because it sets up what's about to happen in September...

The Fed believed that if the inflation were to run out of control due to the actions that were taken in March of 2020 that they would simply raise rates and deflate the asset bubbles - bringing deflation to asset prices and preventing a hyperinflationary collapse.

The Fed embarked on this quest over a year ago with the yield on a 10yr note at around .7%.

Today the yield is roughly 3% and the bubbles have not popped. We've had pullbacks but not relative to the rise in rates.

In fact we are experiencing hyperinflation in our energy markets which is causing hyperinflation in everything else. No matter what the interest rates or dollar say the ENERGY is driving the hyperinflation. The Fed cannot control this!

Where the Fed screwed up is they didn't understand this isn't 1980 anymore. In a typical scenario they would raise rates and the consumer would pay down debts - destroying dollars - and bring deflation. Today the GOVERNMENT holds the VAST majority of the debt - NOT THE CONSUMER - so the raising rates will do NOTHING to stop the Government from spending. They will simply continue to borrow no matter what the rate is. It could be 20% and the government is NOT going to stop spending. This is why raising rates to deflate asset prices WILL NOT WORK ANYMORE.

>>51267363
Where the Fed did their job is they got the USDX up to 108, they've got 10yr yields over 3%. BUT! What they didn't anticipate was that the new administration would COLLAPSE the global energy markets for their own political reasons.

The combination of the Biden administration destroying our energy markets - with ZERO alternatives - combined with the fact the government holds all the debt now - not the consumer - created a situation where the rising rates MAKE ZERO DIFFERENCE TO INFLATION AND ACTUALLY MAKE IT WORSE!

This is why EVERYONE is starting to PANIC!

The Fed has fired all it's bullets and we are still experiencing a hyperinflation. The Kenyesian economic model told them this was not possible. They literally cannot comprehend what is happening.

The dollar is rising, the rates are rising, the market is rising, real estate is rising, energy is rising, food is rising, ALL OF IT is hyperinflating outside of their control and raising rates isn't going to stop it! They have no idea what to do but to keep raising rates in the hopes it stops the inflation.

It wont!

The energy issue is totally separate from the financial issues. The Fed cannot control what the government does to oil, gas, and diesel. The collapse of our energy markets is what's currently driving the hyperinflation here and around the world. But ask yourself what happens once they have to reverse course and kill the dollar's value again? Imagine if the USDX goes back to 72 with there being a shortage of energy on top of that? That's how you get to $10-15 gas!

The realization is dawning on these people that they can't simply pop the bubble with rising rates. It won't work. They'll keep trying because they have ZERO cards left to play but it will make no difference in the end.

>>51267291
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>>51267370
THIS IS THE FINANCIAL HURRICANE DIMON, MUSK, BEZOS, ETC ARE WARNING YOU ABOUT! It's not going to be a crash you fools it's going to be a hyperinflationary collapse! They are going to price you out of existing as a way to CONTROL YOU and CONTROL YOUR LIFE. What they've done to you the past 14years WILL ONLY ACCELERATE!

What makes this time different...

Russia and China - the BRICS nations and those allied with them - have noticed what's going on here and they aren't too happy.

They are the actual producers in this game and they aren't going to take this anymore. The WEF is hellbent on destroying their energy markets and the BRICES refuse to accept that. The BRICS recognize the game is over and so they have moved on to the inevitable conclusion of the game - WAR.

The Russians have made their move on Ukraine and right now the Chinese are gearing up for an invasion of Taiwan and the South Chinese sea (perhaps even more). These lockdowns in China are about converting their economy into a war-machine without people noticing - There was a leaked 60min CCP meeting on this released a few months ago that confirms this.

The Russians and Chinese realize the game is over and now they're preparing for the next phase. Russia went in first so America and Europe would bog themselves down on one front, then the second front gets opened by China this fall.

World War III is here. It will start this fall.

The West's financial problems have grown too great - there is absolutely no way they can get themselves out of this mess now. Meanwhile Russia and China see a window of opportunity to become the world's leading superpowers as the United States and Europe crumble economically and cannot provide their populations sufficient ENERGY going forward.

The real crisis the United States, Europe, Canada, and Japan face is that 15years of 0% or negative yielding rates has BANKRUPTED their national pension funds.

>>51267381
I am not sure how long you spent writing this all out but I didn't read a single word you fucking schizo

>>51267381
They required, by law, these pension funds be heavily overweight bonds and the lack of yield DESTROYED these funds. How can you beat inflation when 50% of your pension fund is invested in a debt note yielding 1% for 15years?

The West has to explain to ALL it's people that ALL the promises of socialism they made were FALSE and they will NEVER bring themselves to do that so WAR it will be. That is why absolutely NO ONE in America is interested in peace in Ukraine or anywhere else. THEY NEED THIS.

The financial mismanagement of the last 51years will be blamed on the WAR - not the political class or the central banks like it should be. They will do everything in their power to convince you the Chinese and Russians are the reason you are now broke. They are already attempting to do this with the Russians with Food and Gas.

Let me be the first to tell you that is completely BS.

The western political class is the reason youre going to end up broke. The Russians and Chinese had nothing to do with it. Do not forget this as the propaganda is about to go into WW3 overdrive.

Recognizing that the West needs this war to reset itself Russia took the first step and now China prepares to take theirs...

So what is the hold up from these two?

These nations know the greatest strength they have at the moment is their energy sectors. They do not want to escalate this situation until the weather starts to turn COLD again.

I strongly suspect our political class and military are well aware that WW3 is coming this fall but they do not want to start a panic because they know the war will create a never before seen hyperinflation that'll make the last year look like a picnic. People would panic horde to an even worse degree than they already are if they knew the truth today.

This is why the gun issue is now front and center. They know what's coming will be uncontrollable and the less guns people have the better off they'll be.

>>51267345
Indeed
Did the whole icarus thing without the wings

>>51267390
In September it will be known World War 3 has officially started...

Once the realization has been made by the masses that WW3 has started THE BUBBLE WILL FINALLY POP selling will be as intense, if not more so, than March of 2020. We will see 2-3k down days again in the DOW. The market will crater, housing will crash, rates will spike, the USDX will leap towards 120. The Dow will crater down to 18-21k, housing will crash roughly 25%, and commodities will get crushed.

I suspect this massive collapse in 3-4weeks away. The second we cross over until Fall (9-22) the Chinese are going to make their move and it'll be obvious to everyone what is going on.

In the face of this asset collapse, and the realization WW3 has started, the fed will be forced to do the only thing it can - with the intense dollar strength and higher yields WW3 will bring the Fed will reverse course, AGAIN, and the dollars created will be in an even larger amount than EVER before - yields will be driven lower again as well but what makes it worse this time is the GAS and DIESEL will be needed for the war.

It's not going to be like March of 2020 where the collapse hit energy and saved people with lower prices.

The hyperinflation at that point will be driven by BOTH the shortages in energy AND a falling dollar value due to the restart of QE and Stimulus. This is how we get to never before seen levels of price far FAR worse than today...

Gas and Diesel will be rationed. So too will most food items. We will live again as our grandparents and parents did during WW2. Our government will use the chaos of this situation to advance their Great Reset agenda...

Around this time I suspect the government will justify more lockdowns and a mail-in only election with some sort of political false flag relating to the beginning of WW3.

The lockdowns will have many benefits to the political class as itll force mail-in voting, deter folks from using gas and diesel,

>>51267405
keep people locked up and segregated (less likely to organize), and will make the rationing/delivering easier to pull off.

Whatever happens in the midterms will happen and half the country will believe the other half cheated - creating further angst amongst the general population.

As the Fed rips up the dollar and lowers rates again for the war the DOW will, by 2024, eventually close in on 40-50k, the average SFH will reach 600-700k, and a Gallon of gas will go well over $10 (if you can buy it) and I suspect we'll see all of these price levels before the next Presidential election.

This is the mother of all set ups against we the people... BUT the collapse we are about to witness this fall will represent one of the greatest buying opportunities in history and just like the Spring of 2020 the opportunity will be a very SMALL window (3-4months).

The Chinese and Russians are going to advance while we have a shortage of energy, food, and a winter we may or may not stay heated for. Not to mention the general angst and division between the left and right we'll get from the mid term elections... all of it plays into their hands.

The Bears will, as always, be there telling you the end is here - and in some respects they will be correct as the world will never be the same - but in the end the exact same thing that happened over the last 14years will happen over the next 10. We will experience the same hyperinflation all over again and if you believe the bears you'll just keep getting poorer like you have the last 14years.

Foreign capital - now dealing with a World War on their doorsteps - will flee into the dollar, American Real Estate, and American stocks (where dividend yields will represent the new guaranteed rate of return). There will be less and less buyers of bonds as the realization is made that the war will eventually wipe out the bond markets.

The dollar will rise, rates will rise, the market will rise, real estate will rise

>>51267418
commodities will rise, crypto will rise, all of it will go up and absolutely no one will believe it.

We will watch as our markets whipsaw from a massive dump this fall into a hyperinflationary spike as the war progresses into 2023 - 2032.

When the crash hits this fall BE READY TO BUY!

Understand this... NO ONE has any idea how all of this is going to end up at the conclusion. Not Klaus, Not Biden, Not Trump. NO ONE CAN CONTROL THIS LEVEL OF MADNESS! It's quite possible a revolution breaks out in America before we even enter into the war. It's possible they are successful in using the war to implement the Great Reset. How the future unfolds after the war and hyperinflation get going is anyone's guess but the name of the game is simple - OWN PRIVATE ASSETS.

American stocks will be a great buy after the fall crash because the dividend yield WILL become the new guaranteed rate of return bonds used to be. Housing will continue to skyrocket because of the collapse in energy and the large swaths of foreign capital looking to park itself here on our land. We will experience rationing in all essential commodities and what tech was to the 2010s FOOD/Agriculture will be to the 2020s.

At the end of the day you want exposure to american stocks, american real estate, and commodities like gold and silver. You want ALL THE PRIVATE assets because what the world looks like on the other side of this war is anyone's guess but at least you'll own something REAL and however the new monetary system and bond markets are hammered out in the end your REAL PRIVATE assets will maintain relative value to everything else. This is why Blackrock and the big boys won't stop buying. They all damn well know what's going on here.

Uranus into Gemini is the cycle these people use to reset the order of America. Been this way from our masonic beginning...

1773 to 1780
1857 to 1864
1941 to 1948
2025 to 2032

>>51267434
That makes next year 1939... we can see clearly what is unfolding here and there is your timeline for this coming event. Between now and 2033 its nothing but a horrific rollercoaster ride. The name of the game is survive to the other side with private assets to your name.

I suspect roughly half the world's population will not be here in ten years. Starvation, pandemics caused via malnutrition, world war 3, bioweapons (vax deaths), energy collapse, coming climate change (hot or cold), take your pick it'll likely be a combination of all of them but I'd guess at least half of us won't make it.

The name of the game is to make it to the other side ALIVE with some form of wealth in hand. They are flipping the table over and they don't care how much it hurts you or I. They are incapable of just admitting what they've done to the monetary system and pension funds as they fear the people would likely revolt and kill them if they came clean. They have no choice left but to flip the table over and start World War 3.

Those of you who listen and buy this fall when it collapses will make an immense amount of money as the hyperinflation takes hold in the coming years - if you survive. Just remember the higher the prices go the WORSE the civil unrest in America becomes because the LARGER the wealth gap will get and believe me the wealth gap will GET FAR FAR WORSE before it gets better.

Buckle up folks... this fall... when the realization is made were already in WW3 this baby is gonna hit 88 miles per hour. I give myself and all of you a 50% chance of surviving what's coming. Again I'm just nobody in a cabin in the woods but even still I don't like my chances.

What can you do to prepare?

-It goes without saying if youre still in a city you need to leave. Find a way to work from home but sell your real estate now and go rural. Get out of the population centers while you still can. The cities will be ground zero.

How much is it gonna crash today?
-3%?

These schizo noises aren't leaving my head

>>51267442
FOOD FOOD FOOD! You need FOOD! You need to buy food now with a long shelf life. I have spent the last two years passively buying a 10-20lb bag of rice every time I go shopping and i've made it a point never to eat any of it. You need food with a long shelf life and if you stack frozen goods be sure you've got the energy to keep the freezer on.

-Guns and Ammo. Argument is simple... better to have them and not need them then to need them and not have them.

-Stack Silver. Forget gold they are going to make it illegal to own again and even if they dont it's worthless in small transactions. If you got some gold keep it but future purchases should be silver only. In the midst of this hyperinflation they will offer Central Bank Digital Currencies as a solution - RUN FROM THEM! It may end up we have no choice in using them but once all the money is put onto the grid silver is the new underground currency. Once the CBDCs go live the metals will finally have their day.

-Anything the WEF pushes - push back - this organization is the one pulling the strings on this entire nightmare and these people are the real enemy of humanity. Whatever we can do to break free of these tyrants we must attempt to do. The Western governments are totally and completely controlled by this organization - and we've decided to listen to them because their solution means more power for our political class. We must fight these people, and their horrific ideas, every step of the way regardless of how much pressure it puts on us. They cannot win this window or they win the next 84year cycle.

I've done my best to explain the situation as it truly is. Whether you listen to me or not is your choice but this once in a century wild ride is about to launch.

Get ready. You've been warned.

>>51267457
Tl/Dr
It's going to crash quickly, so get ready to buy when the Fed pivots on QT in the face of the upcoming Winter of Death

>>51267388
he's actually really smart and knows his shit.. made a bunch of really insightful points so far. I think it might be Dr. Burry.

Happy labor day kiddos
Enjoy the time off from graphs and red wojaks

>>51267405
you wrote all that shit just to say the FED WILL PIVOT
LOL

>>51267381
>india
>world hinging producer
The only thing india produces is people. People who are just smart enough to be the most incompetent doctors and programers imaginable while still technically getting the job done

>>51267491
I gave you the reason why. You'll know if it's right if China attacks Taiwan before October. By then it would be too late to short, and a run on grocery stores will happen fast. Fear travels at the speed of light.

>>51267516
luckily I've been short the last 4 months

THE WHOLE FUCKING THING IS GONNA COLLAPSE YOU IDIOT CAN'T YOU SEE?
BE AFRAID, AND WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT BUY THE DIP IN QUALITY TECH COMPANIES I REPEAT DO NOT BUY THE DIP
THE CANNIBAL MARAUDERS WILL BE AT YOUR DOOR IN TWO MORE WEEKS TO TAKE YOUR BOIPUCCI AND EAT YOU

Anyone still bullish on NVDA or have they finally accepted the truth about the semi cycle?

>>51267505
can we end hb1 visas already

>>51267475
No one fucking cares what some schizo has to say unless he is screaming nigger and posting dank memes

>>51267363
>The purpose of these bearish narratives was to keep YOU POOR
well it fucking worked

>>51267516
>too late to short
short when the fed pivots? I don't know gooby...

>>51267522
>timecube
absolutely based

Why don't you get a personal trainer and maybe get your hormones checked or something? If I had money, getting in the best shape with the best professionals I could afford would be top of the list.

>>51267609
Blacks haven't created a single highly successful country anywhere on this entire planet. Not one. Almost all of their countries are impoverished, plagued with crime, and generally backward and dysfunctional. There's a handful of tiny island states in the Caribbean region which are doing okay - at least when it comes to GDP per capita. But even those island states are largely carried by White tourism dollars and offshore banking. And they still lack the societal depth and sophistication of even relatively shitty (by White standards) White countries like Poland. And they still typically have high crime rates somehow.

And as to the common black and liberal excuse that black societal dysfunction was caused by the history of White European colonialism and slavery; we know that's not true because there's literally been studies which debunked that narrative. All black-majority countries were analyzed for both the level and duration of White European colonialism, and they found the exact opposition conclusion of what the anti-racist left is arguing. Rather than White European colonialism being to blame for chronic black dysfunction, it instead had the exact opposite effect - i.e., the more heavily and recently colonized a black country was, the typically better off it was. South Africa being a perfect example of this. South Africa was ruled by a racist, White supremacist apartheid regime up until 1994. And rather than that history of White European domination screwing over South Africa, it instead resulted in South Africa being the most developed black country on the planet. In comparison, Liberia and Ethiopia were barely touched by we evaaal Whites, and they're some of the most fucked up countries on the entire planet. And so go find some other bullshit excuse to explain away the universal nature of nigger failure.

Hello, I am not a biologist but if girls keep telling me I’m going too deep and it hurts that means I have a big dick right

>>51267748
It means she's underage.

will we break 12000? it seems really strong
if we do we're gonna eat shit big time as soon as it happens

Isn't "rolling" a huge fucking cope concept? You're not extending or delaying anything, you're not "improving your odds", you're literally closing the contract at a loss and trying again in the hopes it works this time. It's literally just bagholding for sellers.

Who put 50 cents into the schzio?

>>51267588
Im down

>>51267206
Idk what threads you’re talking about, but I used to ferment kefir milk.
You put the grains in milk. Leave it out for 12+hours, then drink the stuff.

>>51267808
you gain the difference in theta if you're in high iv stocks otherwise it's cope

Long on EQNR again this morning

>>51267808
While that is true, rolling at a particular strike still nets you cashflow
You are still selling theta and time, instead of alpha

>>51267381
Silent wars until 2050 with China.

>>51267790
Cringe isn’t real go away

>>51267813
how do you know if someones a schizo?
dont worry, they'll tell you

>>51267808
what are you talking about? you can roll long and short positions, don't post about options nor trade them please you have no idea what you're doing

>>51267808
>You're not extending or delaying anything
>you are just closing a position and opening a different one
>with more time till expiration
Literally delaying and getting paid for it

Hang Seng down more than a third over the last two years
looks like the China Dream is over

will be interesting to see how the hong kong dollar problem gets resolved

Someone is writing a million page essay.

>>51267808
You have to delta match. I think most people here presume you roll to the same strike farther out, to actually be successfully rolling your contract and not lock in a loss you need to match the delta and gamma of the contracts not the strike

>>51267457

U are better off posting this to it's own thread honestly dude.

Setting aside the WW3 stuff, I think dollar strength is proving to be a detriment to US assets currently, esp stocks. It's not accurate to say dollar up stocks up. It's been dollar up everything else down, maybe eventually bonds up when and if we get real panic, but still probly not as much as the bond bulls would like.

>>51266715
I'll be watching you.

>>51267920
Deltas at time of roll or delta at start of contract 1 and start of contract 2? Ive been rolling matching strikes without any issue but if theres a better way im all ears

>>51267877
>>51267902
Getting in a semantics argument here just proves the cope point. You took a bad position and lost money. Just call it what it is.

>>51267956
Delta+gamma at the time of roll. It ensures you’re actually rolling your contract, what you’re doing is just cutting losses. For example, instead of rolling your 10 SPY 400 calls into 1 SPY 400 call another month out, you’re rolling that into 9 contracts at SPY 420 and actually preserving the same level of risk as you had before

DIXIE 110.05

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFNr9FnpZBk

>I was going to close on GME at 400 but it dropped to 20 so I'm rolling out to the MOASS next year

>>51267808
Selling CSPs I rarely roll, you can almost always get a better deal waiting to get assigned shares then selling a call so you don't have to buy anything back.
However it does make sense if you expect a big move up or down. You sell when the strike is ATM so the extrinsic is high, then a big move happens and the extrinsic is gone. You're effectively selling a calendar spread by rolling, so you could buy it back for a profit and undo the roll. Or let the new option expire and pocket the extra extrinsic.
So if it went up bigly, you got to keep one last credit on your short put. If it went down, at least I got one more credit before the strike is too far ITM to be able to get anything.

>>51267996
It's not semantics, you're using words without knowing what they mean, you can roll a position regardless of p/l or whether it's long/short. You're just an ignorant idiot posting garbage on 4chan

>>51267996
How is netting cashflow losing money?

>>51267522
Shut up, nigger

>>51268050
It seems questionable to call something a spread when the constituent parts were exchanged at different times since the cost basis and other variables are different than if you actually bought or sold an intact spread. Time is an axis just like pricing.

>>51268067
>It's not semantics, you're using words without knowing what they mean
That's a semantics argument, retard. Structured as a strawman perhaps, but semantics nonetheless.

>>51267337
>>51267352
>>51267363
>>51267370
Wtf is going on over here?

>>51268153
I ain't reading that shit give me a TLDR my nigger

>>51268121
The obligation represents an amount of money, otherwise you wouldn't get paid for it in the first place. When your obligation grows and/or your cash flow decreases, that's a loss of money.
>but it will surely go my way again eventually if I just hold the position and wait
Yes that's called bagholding.

>>51266847
Yo nigga, it was SNAP, which is *NOT* FAANG.
20% cuts aren’t a thing at FAANG; they think out headcount way too much for that shit.

I actually turned down a $370k-$390k offer from SNAP in the spring because I knew they weren’t stable.

Also, I tucking leaked the info about the impending SNAP lay-offs to you niggers at least a full week before the post in that screenshot.

>>51268177
I didn’t read it either, nigger

LKNCYchads. We're still holding and winning right?
>up this year when market is down
>non stop bull run despite market falling this month

Why didn't you listen RYCEYfag? You could have been on the WIN wagon instead.

>>51267904
Whats a hong kong

>>51267588
sir i open the dunkin donut
small family company need family
my brahmin cousin promise open subway

>>51268177
Tl,Dr: we have two weeks before 1)China attacks Taiwan, crashing the markets, and inducing WWIII 2) Fed announces emergency QE again creating another bull run for the next 6 years.

In case that doesn't happen, rates will continue to rise however it won't stifle inflation until energy costs are reigned in for the world.

Is coupang fairly priced? Seems like it could enter china and be big

Uhm €bros..?

>>51268347
can you pajeets bring dunkin donuts back to Washington? maybe when you all get laid off in the tech crash you can look into it

>>51268215
Obligation stays flat as long as you arent rolling down

sold my nasdaq bear etf.

>>51268483
why?

>>51268177
It's just typical schizo doomer shit spread out over a longform ten-thousand word essay.

The general idea is that the US dollar is trash, eurocucks are even more cucked, and stocks are also fucked because they're inevitably gonna crash soon. In the long-term though holding stocks, gold, silver, bitcoin, etc is betting against the dollar which is always a good bet since the Fed literally has a 2% inflation mandate (and congress is even worse with their own inflationary spending plans). This is obvious.
Of course in the short/medium term, the economy is in real decline right now due to ESG energy fuckery so that share of real economic output you're buying into with any asset is going to decline. There's really no winning. Life is getting shittier no matter what. You can make plays in the market and profit off this noise, but the general trend is most people will be worse off in the next few years than they are today.

While much of this view makes real sense, the problem with the whole thing is that it's impossible to time any of this. I wouldn't bet on a crash in September. Hard to even say whether we'll crash this winter considering the energy shortage is already well known and governments are already pulling out the checkbook to debase their own currencies. US is no exception. The best strategy right now is to wait and watch and just keep playing overreactions. Trade on what is real today.

>>51268368
thanks nerd

>>51268483
I'm doubling down

>>51266651

>>51268558
ok allin in GME it is

>>51268438
Increasing duration of an obligation is increasing the obligation dude. 10 days of labor is more obligation than 5 days of labor.

Could it be a head and shoulders pattern on the DAX from may 2020 til now? We all know how this usually ends ... Hitler 2.0 soon?

>>51268368
In two weeks the markets will be lower than before. In 2 weeks jpow will be personally taking a jackhammer to your portfolio.

>>51268368
Fed pivot before 2023? When’s btc going back to ATH

>>51268558
As bad as the dollar is the rest of the world is much worse off due to dollar milkshake theory. If you are paid in dollars though your standard of living has appreciated 30% or more ytd compared to rest of world

A-Apebros?

>>51268632
Look at the entire history of euro markets since ww2. Its a shit market.

>>51268219
I got my SAA. Want to get the professional and maybe a ccna. Also the practioneer was harder than I expected.

I know certs don't mean much but it helps. Trying to get into solutions architecture.

Then one day I'll be able to buy as much soxl as possible while buying ghetto bootys off SA

what to buy some shit (5k)

where can i dump and forget for a few months

oil bros...................they try so hard to take us down

>>51268648
No refunds

Just came from vacations on italy partly sponsored by nasdaq shorts from january before university starts once again. Northern italian women are the most BEAUTIFUL women in the world. Not even french or rocker's chinese cartoon women are this hot. Northern italian women absolutely mog french women, which mog american(goblinas and negrinnas not included) women and those mog, by a huge margin, horse faced g*rman women and fat pasty NORF FC anglos. Anglos can't compete with meds. The most beatiful girl worked in a Focaccia bakery/pastry store in Venezza. As a 22 yo zoomer looking for a trad partner, I fell in love. She was the one amd my age. Despite not having clear eyes, which normally is a must, her face was the most beautiful one I've even seen. I can save her from the incoming death of yurop, I can save her from selling bread to filthy pasty anglo women trying to tan but got skin cancer instead. What italian stock do I long with leverage to save her and her focaccia store. Do you think her tiny storecan be found as a pennystock on pinksheets. Do euros even have pinksheets for bakeries. Her voice sounded so sweet in italian even though I think italian is a horrible sounding language, completely inferior to french, english or spanish. She didn't bat an eye as I stared at her. I will never see her or a woman like her with the gracious aura northern italian women have. I can't cope, I can only try to long italy despite being sure I'll lose my money as italy looks like a 3rd world country.
I also take back my hatred for italians for making my apartment reek of garlic for 3 days trying to make garlic bread.
She now only lives on my memory but memories get lost in time, like tears in rain.

Its happening
https://www.reuters.com/business/energy/arcelormittal-shut-blast-furnace-german-plant-gas-prices-soar-2022-09-02/

>>51268708
What is with the blogposting in /smg/ these days? Boomer invasion?

>>51268689
I like soxl, amd, Amazon but you probably need to hold them much longer than a few months

>>51268716
Markets and portfolios are kill. I used the money to travel instead of surely losing it thanks to jewish market tricks

>>51268708
do something about it lil nigga, go back and try to find her, the worst thing that could happen is she'll never leave. she does not have to be...a memory

>>51266282
Frens

The 2nd largest producer of steel, ArcelorMittal, is shutting down its European plant.

https://twitter.com/WallStreetSilv/status/1566630712022863874

Short steel stocks right now.

>>51268800
bullish for CLF

>>51268696
Brent to 100 or I buy a tesla

>>51268711
Europe steel production is shit -- time to buy TX? Its PE ratio is less than 2.

>>51268800
Its shutting down one furnace, not the complete plant see
>>51268711

Short dax nonetheless, its only getting worse from there

>>51268852
>>51268862
>"With a tenfold increase in gas and electricity prices,
The details is in the devil's lettuce

Commodities in Europe are fucked

https://twitter.com/zerohedge/status/1566573155983974406

>Germany unveils €65B in energy cost relief, vows to cap prices
https://www.politico.eu/article/germany-chancellor-olaf-scholz-energy-price-relief-cap-prices/
>In 2021, international reserves for Germany was 295,736 million US dollars
https://knoema.com/atlas/Germany/International-reserves?mode=ampI
Where is the money coming from?

The Euro value is crashing and burning thanks to Russia shutting oil down, yikes

https://twitter.com/Schuldensuehner/status/1566672088760569858

>>51269057
>>51269054
>>51269019
prepare your anuses.....its this week

Good morning to all my fellow (((whites)))

>>51269057
Europe seems to be like the us but monstrously retarded. Great stuff europe. Glad to have you around. Otherwise our withdrawal from Afghanistan would be retarded

>>51269137
we gonna make a v shaped recovery. From 20 year lows to 20 year highs. Checkem

>>51268696
inshallah the meeting today will show them our strength

>living in stockholm, sweden
>computer and all lights running 24/7 cuz I'm lazy
>brace for energy bill
>comes out at the equivalent of 40$
I don't get it.

>>51269086
You just know that Tuesday will be called "black tuesday" lmao

>>51269137
the EU has fewer niggers as a percentage of the population, but far too many women in positions of power

>>51266381
Good buying opportunity

What’s wrong with retarded boomers? They spend spend spend and consume like no tomorrow, and now they’re that about to die, everything is “it’s not sustainable!!!! Reeeeeee!!!” Fucking boomers. They’re dying and want to world to die with them. Pure and simple. They’re mentally ill egotists and want to force everyone to cry when they die when in reality no one gaf about them and will kick their sorry asses at the er door and drive off.

My new job has me walking 5-10 miles a day, mostly on flat asphalt/concrete. What are good shoes for this? Also open to boots if comfy.

>>51267434
> crypto will rise
Stopped reading right here. Implying that people will put their saving into digital beanie babies is outright stupid. See you on September 23rd, I hope you will have apology prepared for baseless fear mongering.

>>51268708

>>51269211
Du har väl antingen månadsgenomsnittligt elpris eller bunden elkostnad. Det är retards med timpris som envisas med att duscha klockan 7 varje morgon som blir prissqueezade. Det eller villaägare som drar 20k+ kwh/år.

>>51269393
yeah uh not business related sweaty?

>>51267457
>10-20lb bag of rice
You’re fucked. Rice weevil eggs are inside the rice grain and hatch out. They can withstand freezing and heat because the rice protects them. You can’t horde rice unless it’s radiated. Even then, I think the eggs and rice in the middle are protected. —Filipino hording salted eggs

>>51269057
Imagine buying your stocks with EUR instead of USD.

Also just a friendly reminder that Israeli stocks exist. You can find pretty nice and stable companies there, for example:
- Sano Bruno's Enterprises
- FMS Enterprises Migun (good purchase for the increasingly conflicted world)
- Hiron-Trade Investments & Industrial Buildings (it's pretty much unstoppable. If you live in Palesting then I'm almost sorry for you, because you actually live on Hiron's property. Enjoy your stay while you can)
- Cohen Development Gas & Oil (that's right, Israel has oil and doesn't care about disruptions in the rest of the world. Sucks to live in europe I guess)
- Amir Marketing and Investments in Agriculture - Israeli food producer
- G. Willi-Food International - food importer
- Kenon Holdings - energy management / distribution.
- MIND C.T.I. - billing solutions used around the world.

>>51268511
the us market closed days are usually bad for it.

>>51269393
some ergonomic shoes. google the best ones

>>51269488
What about a dehydrator? You can dehydrate eggs and turn them into astronaut food.

>>51269776
More like hoverboard

i think we may have hit the bottom or we are very close to it. been looking at the charts at 3 year interval

>>51269859
On the 500 year chart I think we still have a ways to go

>>51269859
I've been looking at valuations and many companies are way oversold currently. You can find some gems now that have little debt and plenty of cash on hand. If management is smart they will go shopping.

My EQNR long is printing
>>51267840

>>51269893
>>51269937
market is way oversold ill be buy later this month/next month. as soon as inflation is showing signs of cooling this bitch is gonna be priced out immediately.

>>51269995
Didnt you start shilling it early August

>>51266847
Is Mass layoffs even real?
I thought America has 10 million job openings?

>SOXL avg 22

>>51267381
>These lockdowns in China are about converting their economy into a war-machine without people noticing

I had this thought the other day. All of these lockdowns, public notices of 'contaminated sites' (outbreak sites), exposing workers to WFH, etc., and now even energy rationing in Europe, would be perfect prep prior to a war.

Kek, stop losing your money anon, just check Yopi Network

>Backed by physical gold
>RPG games with many payout features depending on the desires of the player
>Yopigold pursue cost stability by buying physical gold

>meme stocks

Intel is the best semi buy right now

>>51270288
Why do they keep losing me money?

>>51270302
If you bought at $60 during the semis pump that’s on you. Big brains started accumulating at $35

>>51270078
Wasnt me

>OPEC+ AGREES TO CUT OUTPUT BY 100K B/D IN OCTOBER SAYS DELEGATE
OIL

>>51270156
> He doesn't know about CV harvesting
> He doesn't know about social benefits meta that yields few time more money than working minimum wage job
USA is dead. Their main export product is USD for which they buy the actual stuff that people around the world produce. But BRICS is already taking steps to disconnect from this scam.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJ7S-nKmAr4&t=1176s

>chinese are going office space now
Great reset will fail klaus is doomed

To the anons discussing Whitehaven coal WHC the other day, it rose another 6.5% today. Perhaps you aren't late

wtf?
party city is listed on german exchanges?
https://www.marketwatch.com/investing/stock/5py?countrycode=de&iso=xfra

https://twitter.com/canindependent/status/1566567923151109

What did kingLEAF mean by this?
What will this do to canadian markets?

what is the best indication of oversold whether fundamental/technical?

>>51270453
buy TIGR. It's pump n dump at the bottom of the cycle once more. Set sell order above $15 and forget about it for few years.

>>51270654
By how hard your boner gets when you look at the company financials compared to price. And I'm not ironic about this. Nothing get me going more than a company that has no debt, is trading below book value and has resources to go for 2 more decades without interruptions.

How is Forex doing today?

>>51267381
>They are the actual producers in this game and they aren't going to take this anymore. The WEF is hellbent on destroying their energy markets and the BRICES refuse to accept that. The BRICS recognize the game is over and so they have moved on to the inevitable conclusion of the game - WAR.

https://www.kitco.com/news/2022-08-17/Russia-is-looking-into-its-own-gold-standard-after-LBMA-ban.html
The Russians are about the slap us with metal price inflation, what happened with nickel earlier this year was foreshadowing what's to come.

>>51270603
It was deleted, so probably nothing good for the leaf markets

>>51270807
Check SBSW and CMCL. Plenty of other gold good gold producers too.

>>51270823
Sorry I meant "good gold producers". It's so hot here I think I'm going to get a stroke.

>>51270821
works for me
https://twitter.com/canindependent/status/1566567923791151109

>>51270851
OY VEY

>>51270851
I will now listen to your financial advice.

i just saw an ad for QQQ on youtube, complete with ~diverse & inclusive~ characters

SELL EVERYTHING, EXIT ALL MARKETS, WE'RE ON AN EXPRESS ELEVATOR TO HELL GOING DOWN

>>51270335
Prepare to hold those bags for years before their new plants can even start production

Wait, the market is open today?

>>51270981
yes

>>51270942
They’ve been running those ads on tv for a while... Fat laqunda shows up playing with polygons and the director asks her if she is laqueisha and she says “no I’m laqunda, I invest in invesco QQQ”...

>>51270823
I'm more worried about metals like nickel, palladium, and rhodium than gold.
Also if they get countries like Peru involved it could effect silver, but that's an IF.

>>51270789
can you simply that metric even further? to a single value? similar to EPS

>>51270789
>>51271018
like for example a 200EMA cross-over will spit out a percentage value. maybe i should just use that but im wondering if there is something better i havent considered

BRING IT ON

Oh shid it’s labor day :DDDD

F DAX

>>51270953
That’s fine with me. Dividend will maintain and CCs will help me get more cheap shares until the fabs come online like you said

MY STOCKS ARENT MOVING
SOMETHINGS WRONG

>>51271131
circuit breakers just happened

>>51268708
Everyone told me french was the language of love. I believed their lies, until I had an itialian girl whisper and moan in my ear.
Make it happen senpai

>>51267291
too overly dramatic 2/10 extremely obvious larp

>>51271015
SBS is mining all of those. I invested in it exactly for this reason. They are also expanding more into Nickel, have 0 debt and lots of cash. Share price plunged due to few things:
- low palladium price this year
- workers going on strike
- ungrounded lawsuit due to SBSE backing out of acquisition at the last moment

All of those are temporary and create a good opportunity to buy shares at decent price

Just gonna chuck everything into BBBY at premarket tomorrow and hope for the best.

>>51271247
I means SBSW*. I think I'm done sitting at computer today.

>>51268368
schizo posters, please stop shitting up the thread. go see a therapist or something.

>>51271251
Just go to the nearest casino’s roulette table and put it all on black or red, probably better odds than BBBY with their CFO thinking he was R.Kelly and believed he could fly

>>51271131
everything fine here they must have frozen your account or something

>>51271283
No

>>51271351
Dead CFO means one less person on the payroll. Reigning in employment costs? Bullish.

Lads. I feel so empty if I can't watch my funny numbers go up and down all day. These public holidays need to stop.

>>51271405
I know what you mean I'm staring at the futures knowing they don't matter

>>51271405
But you can still see futures for indices, bonds, commodities, tons of stuff. Surely you know the two or three values currently changing that most impact your not-trading tickers.

>>51271251
>>51271404
This right here is exactly why they’re going to change options for retail when have a crash and Congress gets involved again... These people will be the ones crying to the government ”how could you let me do this to myself!!!!”

>>51270531
indeed it is, this is the one I use: https://www.ls-tc.de/en/stock/party-city-holdco-aktie

+4% today

>>51271457
Yeah, I'm kidding but part of me thinks no way the Cohens, MMs, etc on the other side of the meme stock trades would allow that. We're talking billions worth of dumb retail money harvested.

>>51268696
>>51269210
>>51270349
Brothers

Why is everything closed? I want a monster zero ultra yet I'm forced to drink coca cola.

>>51271493
Now Great *and* Little Satan will agree on the futility of allowing Persian dogs to dump on the market.

>>51271457
>>51271483
I think realistically they'll just make the background check to enable options trading more refined and polished. That way dumbasses who don't know what a derivative is or what any of the greeks mean or what IV is stay away from them.

>>51271483
Cohen is going to lay low for a while, he probably got by, by the skin of his teeth without getting a massive fine

>>51271513
It’s Labor Day anon

>>51271538
Cohen is legitimately a moron for dumping his BBBY. Was he actually naive enough to think that doing so wouldn't affect his GME holding?

the guy lost much, much more from his GME falling than he gained or "saved" from his BBBY sale.

>>51271539
hear that wagies? its LABOR day, not day off day, get back to work lazy fucks

>>51266651
Lol. You know--yup. Yeah, I'm gonna do it--I would even say Lmao.

new...
>>51271762
>>51271762
>>51271762

>>51271767
My sister in Christ, we still have 20 posts before hitting the bump limit.

>>51271799
I had the MARKET'S CLOSED jpg ready to go and didn't want to get sniped by someone else baking with an op pic that was inappropriate for today.

Mumubros...why does Bobo have better memes than us?

>>51270942
I was at a bar watching some CFB Saturday and saw an ad for QQQ on prime time. It’s gravely concerning that QQQ feels the need to advertise their fund on prime time CFB games, and probably means we should all be buying SQQQ

>>51271822
it is a fuckin great jpg you should nft it

>>51270942
It's ogre.

>>51271608
his BBBY gain is realized while his GME loss is only paper

>>51270942
>>51270997
This sell signal is 5 months old.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eAqSH_N4nU

>>51269393
why does sgt taunt this guy telling him to quit when the marine corps drafted him
hes literally there against his will and not ALLOWED to quit

Bump! :DD