/biz/ - Business & Finance

Niggers

First for poopy stinky dirty dookie pee pee poo pee messy messy

Yields...

third for turd

>pre-futures

>>51257071
>stinky...

we continue to dump on fears of hikes, jpow comes in with the dovish news in surprise. market pumps, then next meeting he says inflation isnt cooling as expected, dump again.

>thoughts?

>>51257084
Is that what Bitcoin is called now? All I see Bitcoin doing is trying to guard $20K with its life

>>51257071
Using anime girls for charts should be common practice in the finance industry. I would actually pay attention then.

>>51257208
We continue to dump on fears of a market crash.

Rate hikes end up not happening.
Stocks boom a bit
Companies start going bankrupt because they cant pay their bills.

Watch inflated market get popped harder than 1930s

>>51257128
>>51257244


10 Year looking stinky...

What do you guys do when you need to make a trade while in class? Is it better to ask to leave or just hide the phone and execute?

>>51257288
What happens when the 3 month inverts the 2 yr?

>>51257406
If that happens were fucked

>>51257365
it is incredible how malevolent school is to one's life choices, efforts and developments.

"sit down, shut up, fail purposefully at everything you do, and learn about tranny cock when zim/zer tell you"

>>51257485
How come no one is talking about how close it is to happening? I google for it and find no articles. Kinda weird, eh?

I’m thinking about buying puts on Coupa software before earnings Tuesday. Is this a good idea? Overvalued tech company

>>51257004
Is this bullish for BBBY?

>>51257579
Well that can't be good...

ah!

3-Month Bond Yield 2.9197%

2-Year Bond Yield 3.3955%

>How come no one is talking about how close it is to happening?

I was being dramatic

The current spread is wide and unlikely to happen, As maturities are close together, If it did happen, that would be from so sort of super inflation event or something.

>>51257579
Yes. Hedgies staged it in a desperate attempt to get you to sell. Extremely bullish.

Mumu's: I await your rebuttal.

>>51257579
>it’s real

Holy shit lmao

gotta get my daily nigger out of the way, morning gents

>>51257579
uh, no.

>>51257622
Would be hilarious if we found out some deranged reddit baggie went up there, and bopped him in the head with their Nintendo switch then threw him out a window.

>>51257004
> GME
Gonna be one of those weeks I guess.

>>51257365
i dont trade away from the battlestation. just ask to go to the bathroom or announce it.

>bilibili on the list of up coming earnings
Why the fuck do we care what some chink video website does? Where's Nico Nico Douga then?

>>51257365
Literally everybody in college is on their phone or laptop during class what is the problem here? You're not some underage highschooler are you?

>>51257624
no rebuttal? you realize no answer is also an answer, don't you, mumu?

>>51257624
Unironically bullish

I am very poor and lonely

>>51258051
Hi "very poor and lonely", I'm dad.

>>51257624
Beartember started off as a simple seasonal pullback before becoming a self fulfilling prophesy.

>CFO of BBBY an heroed off a building
Its going for bankruptcy isn't it

>>51257365
bible tag on sunday

>>51258224
It was supposed to, but didnt, which made a lot of jews lose a lot of money. And for that he was punished.

Is the bottom in when you have people jumping off of buildings?

Should I just throw everything I have left (16k) into BBBY and hope for the best? I literally can’t think of anything else.

>>51258386
I dont see how that could possibly go wrong.

>>51258128
at what level should i pour all of my money into AMD during this dip, then? what value should i be waiting for?

>>51257619
Look at how fast the 3 month has been growing compared to the 2 and 10. Last I looked the 3 month grew faster than the 2 year. I'm really curious about September updated bond rates on the daily chart.

>>51258444
about fiddy bucks

>>51257619
3 month day change drops by 3
2 year drops by 11
10 yrs drops by 6

What does this trend lead towards?

>>51258504
Any gains on bonds will be later adjusted by down day rates.

The 3 month loses less yield on down days.

Just go over the past few months

in 3 months will the SPX be up or down from here?

>>51257579
kek based jumper taking profits on ROPE

>>51257219
pretty much. it's reliably been leading the market for months now. there's a cool article by Arthur Hayes that draws a correlation between BTC and USD liquidity.

>Fed Balance Sheet
>RRP Balances
>TGA

It's [Fed Balance Sheet] - [Reverse Repo Bids] - [Treasury General Account]

Which as you can imagine also impacts the S&P

>>51258728
what's the article? Do you know off hand?

>>51258728
im also interested in this article, if you have a link.

>>51258562
Both the 2Y and the 3MO yield are both going up some what...

The 3M0 has increased 158% or 175bps from June 1st

The 2Y has increased 27% or 73bps from June 1st

They might invert in October...

>>51258712
>picrel
Very nice. Impressive.

At McDonalds, just got a text from the misses. She found out about my secretary. Knew this day would come.
I already got my stocks in my name alone. Can they still get them?

In addition to buying the regular VTI, I’ve been thinking of maybe buying a little bit of HUBS and ASTS every week. Does anyone here own either of those?

>>51258562
This is my patented Bond TA™

Bed bath and beyooooooooooooond

If you faggots aren’t seeing this BBBY shit as a huge indicator of things to come you are fucking retarded.

>>51258950
Imposter?

>>51257071
What’s the thing with bond yields? Seems very boomerish. The higher it gets the worse it gets? Since the people that bought before now miss out on yields? And aren’t central banks buying these themselves to inflate the market? Seems like these bonds are the crème the la crème of shit in the market.
Idk tho frfr could be cappin plz explain.

>>51258968
I thought people start jumping from buildings after like -50% on the s&p, it hasn't even begun has it?

I've let my portfolio ride out the summer not really doing much but know I get a little more active
How fucked is Europe? I think it's too late to start shorting but on the other hand were soon about to so how bad of a winter their going to have

>>51258965
https://www.cnbctv18.com/world/bed-bath-beyond-cfo-gustavo-arnal-jumps-from-manhattan-new-york-tower-to-his-death-14645821.htm

https://www.cnbctv18.com/world/bed-bath-beyond-cfo-gustavo-arnal-jumps-from-manhattan-new-york-tower-to-his-death-14645821.htm


what did he mean by this?

>>51259146
What did he know???????

I miss when BTC could be used as a risk tolerance barometer and wasn't permanantly stuck at 20000

>>51259183
Probably was pushed

Well, we can take a look at Lukoil to see how throwing executives out of windows will affect share price.

>>51259094
The president of the United States made a National address basically warning that the entire existence of our democracy is in jeopardy.
He made it about MAGAtards, but it wasn’t about MAGAtards.
He knows that our economy is going to collapse, it was a warning not to vote in authoritarians offering solutions to the crisis that is about to come.

>>51258964
2020 low would be best case scenario at this point...
Imo lower would seem more likely.
08 bottom would be my guess.

>>51259146
>>51259183
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/bed-bath-beyond-little-too-late-bankruptcy-133845886.html

>“I'm not going to be one bit surprised if the Chapter 11 petitions have already been drafted or are just waiting for a signature,” McManigle added.

Im buying more EQNR tomorrow

What do you guys think about GEO?

>>51259270
The market is closed tomorrow.

>>51259270
Stock market is closed tomorrow you LARPing retard.
I’m convinced 90% of /smg/ don’t even own stocks and have never traded in their lives

>>51259232

this is ur brain on CNN

>>51259308
>>51259298
You can buy it on the Norwegian market, obviously
It’s the same stock

>>51259311
You didn’t read my post

Isn't getting a loan just bringing on more debt? Why would I ever do that? If I am struggling for money to the point about needed to get a loan that won't help either cause I would still need to pay that off as well as the other shit too eventually.

>>51259232
There is only one solution. A final solution, if you will.

What should I make today frens . 15% whole wheat flower. I’m thinking pizzas

>>51259345
well if you can get a lower rate then you will save money in the long run.

The real use of loans is for young people to leverage their time in the market making them richer than their peers while they pay down a 4% loan for a few years while the market does 8% now and in the future. rich people can skip this step by investing for their children and inheritance before death.

>>51259308
>>51259298
not closed for me tomorrow

shes live

http://twitch.tv/clfbro

>>51259398
>he took Casca again
How can I cope Gutsbro?

>>51259006
It mean stock prices go down in the short term, since bond and stocks have a readership together call the DCF Valuation or the 2Y bond Yield and the P/E of the stock market.

Also that chart has the bond yield curve inverted witch means there is gonna be some economic slow down in the future.

>>51257365
I used to trade in class, once I lost $2000 not being cAreful with stop losses since I was also trying to take in the class lecture. YMMV

>Truck
>minor leaking head gasket
when should I expect to hear back from OPEC about whether I purchase a tesla or not

>>51259537
tomorrow is a meeting

>>51259423
Okay yeah I’ve been checking out Gregory Mannarino. He makes a lot of sense to me. Kinda like that Vennet guy from The Big Short, same vibes frfr. He has an MMRI indicator. He states that the higher the yields the more risk in a stock market. He compares it to something else. He also got a modified MMRI indicator that’s in the extreme risk now due to the GDP to debt ratio.
Shits going down.

>>51259569
>I’ve been checking out Gregory Mannarino

>>51259417
casca 100% enjoyed getting railed by grifith, better search for a new waifu

It's kind of surreal seeing the BBBY CFO killed themself. I woke up saw the headline and did a double take wondering if I was fully awake or not

Gunny that baggies think its somehow bullish

>>51259423

T B H with how far behind the bond market has been lately, the steepener might actually mark the bottom.

Bond market has no idea wtf is going on IMO, because they believe a bunch of macro nonsense which was still wrong in the disinflationary 2010s but worked OK in that regime.

Until they get to grips with the way the world works now, break evens and such will continue to be worthless indicators and the bond market will continue to scramble to reactively to foreseeable events that it totally fails to foresee.

Can anyone recommend a website where mature, intelligent, knowledgeable people talk about the markets? This obviously ain't it.

If the market goes down I will simply buy more. It can't keep going down forever.

>>51259654
that unironically doesn't exist

>>51259654
U claiming to be intelligent but cant find stock forums...

>>51259654
Look for a dedicated topic forum instead of a topic-aggregated site like how 4chinz or wsb has tons of boards/pages where tourists make surface level observations.
There's a few out there but I won't spoon-feed you.

>>51259654
bloomberg termal chat

>>51259654
>he doesnt know how to read the special code between lines of shitposting we do to deceive the algos and feds who are scanning this thread

>>51259616
>BBBY CFO
was he a holder?

What are so e good exercise for the back/shoulders?

Sbould I rollover my old 401k into my ira?

Imagine making $6000/mo and then sending $20 to a poor Colombian girl and then she spreads her ass cheeks for you on FaceTime using her iPhone 5.

Who knew simping was so satisfying. Long apple because even in the economic collapse, 3rd world whores still need to sell their body to men like me.

>>51259745
pullups and rows

>>51259654
No such thing, there's a small youtube channel but I won't spoonfeed you because I'm not done accumulating.

But since it won't make a difference probably because investors are retarded so I'll give you a hint, you can find on this board. It's the only one that's good across the internet that I know of.

>>51259751
sad cunt

>>51259654
i go on redflagdeals. theres even an ongoing gme thread there from september 2020

>>51259751
doctors make like $5/hour in those countries

>>51259756
I can't do even a single pull up

>>51259616
He probably started getting sternly worded letters from the SEC about the stock becoming a pump and dump... figured he was going to end up the fall guy for something... and said fuck it

>>51259797
Are those doctors any good?

>>51259800
Any reasonably sized gym will have a machine that allows you to do assisted ones and you can start with those. That's what I had to do, just need to stick with it!

>>51259745
delt flys

>>51259751
post pics

>>51259805
prob not but good enough to come to canada as family doctors to 10x-20x their annual salary

specialists are something else

>>51259800
don't listen to this guy >>51259810

just stop being a fat bastard then the pull up will come naturally

>>51259800
Build your back muscles with seated rows (both pull downs and straight pulls). Do some bent over rows with a barbell. Lose weight. And work in assisted pull-ups as able until you can do a dead hang. Once you can do a dead hang, work in interval pull-ups (I.e one per round of a workout or do one, rest a minute, do another, rest a minute, etc)

>we are now at the CFO/CEOs/Bankers jumping off skyscrapers part of the collapse

>>51259654
You can get two at best, it's kinda like the engineering triangle of cheap, effective, and fast.

>>51259889
>>51259800
I meant to add you can also add in jumping pull-ups as you work your way to a dead hang

>>51259934
He really should have just taken a feather from the AMC dude's cap and just diluted on those baggie shits instead of jumping.

>>51259308
>>51259298
not everyone is a dirty burger kike retards, markets open tomorrow and its gonna be red after the NS1 news after close on friday

>>51259968
in a way I really love the AMC ceo. he is such a snake to the baggies its actually impressive. he is constantly dick sucking for them on twitter like he's their buddy and then at the same time he just keeps diluting on them and now this ape shit too so he can dilute more without their permission

>>51259934
The crash is coming.. Brace yourselves the fat bear in his bare is comingggggggggg

>>51259654
In picture form.

>>51259968
The problem is doing a dilution like that takes preparation. If your stock pumps randomly one day and you don't already have the paperwork filed and ready to execute... you'll miss your shot if it drops. BBBY has been a second tier meme stock for like a year now... so if he didn't have everything ready to go, just in case, then that was a big fuckup. Could have potentially saved a dying company

>>51259745
Back extensions and farmer's carries.

>>51260038
>farmers carries
My man, such an underutilized exercise

Is it bullish if a CFO jumps 18 floors to his death?

>>51259981
no, just the people that matter

>>51260071
Depends on if his replacement is a real go-getter.

>>51260071
It would unironically be bullish if Biden did.

>>51260045
Its more so a grip strength exercise as that will give out well in advance
>pick up 55lb dumbells
>walk across the gym
>rest
>repeat
>grip giving out by end
Meanwhile I can pull 315lb deadlift with same grip strength conventional about three times before grippy is gone

>>51259594
I remember 2018

>>51259569
Mannarino is the only fans girl of the financial doomer world.

>>51258950
Tbaby doesn’t have a secretary kek he’s a govt wagie

>>51259934
I should have known to go short when bankers were getting racist in the baskin robbins

>>51257004
Is gitlab profitable?
>bilibili

>>51260105
>President Harris
Riiiiiiight

>>51259675
Correct, if unleveraged. Then when the bottom you believe happens you can lev up.

>>51260131
they are one of a million solutions competing with a free product (jenkins + git). I'm bearish
>t. my field of expertise

i heard ryan cohen threw the bbby ceo through the window. I've provided this information to several media outlets. The articles should show up soon quoting "unnamed sourcs" (that's me!)

>>51260109
Yes but I feel like it’s helped my pull-ups as well(more forearm strength). I prefer to use KBs since the weight is distributed straight down.

>>51259800
How I taught myself to do pull ups was how Scoobs taught me where you get a chair or something so you can start at the height of the pull up then move the chair out so you aren't relying on it and very slowly work yourself down and you do that for a few times for like a week every other day

>>51259745
Why wouldn’t you rollover?

>>51260154
Thanks expertanon.
Did you weigh in on the conversation of coding vs. data science vs. cybersecurity, and how to get started?

>>51260131
gitlab a shit man, especially now that github has the full weight of MSFT behind it

>>51260178
rule of 55, if they want to withdraw a little earlier with no penalty. The only reason I can think of.

>>51260223
yes, I told you to skip the university and check out youtube. Traversy Media is a great channel to check out, he goes over all kinds of languages and frameworks. IMO easiest way in is to do QA testing / automation testing using Selenium (for browser applications) or Appium (for mobile applications).

shits easy, like this
>url = www.4chan.org/biz
>driver.get(url)
>driver.findelement(by.text('Post Reply'))
>driver.findelement(by.class'#textbox')
>driver.sendkeys('fuck niggers')
>driver.findelement(by.text('post')).click
ez 6 figure job.

is it worth even putting my money into anything right now

>>51260326
>ez 6 fig job
Can’t tell if you’re talking shit. Will check out that channel.

>>51260367
im 100% serious

>>51260354
Your money is going to lose value either way, may as well try to get better than bank interest.

>>51257579
This is what happens when you ban a quality pillow from your stores

>>51260406
I got a state check for 750 bucks for inflation relief or some gay shit, and I've been holding off putting money into the market again. Might be better to just spend it on a few things I need.

>>51260354
SQQQ you brainlet. Energy once it starts crashing. Commodities as well.
Or you can wait for the crash and buy in. Don't dumb faggot!

>CFO of BBBY actually fucking jumped off a building to kill himself
I feel bad for the guy holy fucking shit I can't imagine bagging BBBY still

>>51259107
youre definitely too early on shorting

>>51259654
pirate a bloomberg terminal and use the chat

>>51260474
>kpop poster calling people brainlets

>>51260492
Happy sunday! Hope you go to church and ask forgiveness for being a major faggot you faggot heathen!

>>51259594
Fuck you he’s funny and he’s probably got the sweet spot with the 10Y yield. I don’t know why it’s just my gut.

>>51259800
Don’t be a bitch

do you cucks pay for any data subscribtions?

i want some european stock data

>>51259569
hey pal i think you got a handle on this due to this gregory mannarino fella, frfr

>>51260545
why would you pay for stock data when you can look at charts for free

>>51260562
real time data on yuro stocks

>>51260379
I’ll be back after watching their selenium content. You better not be tricking me again…

>>51260545
how much you want? you're looking at close to 1k per lb + shipping and handling

>Tel Aviv Stock Exchange (L1) - clients residing outside Israel USD 2.50 / per month

lol jews asking 50 cents more from goym

>Entirety of /smg/ isn't jus bearish, but smug bears
>Finance news is telling you to short the markets
>banks telling you to short the markets
You know what this means don't you?

>>51260631
Yeah but what do Tom Lee and The Jim Cram Man say?

>>51260604
just look at the charts while the market is open then? i dont understand?

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>>51260631
That's why you should HOLD and BUY.

>Real Courage is to hold the stocks you have in your hand no matter what.
-Tea Gardner

Don't sell keep buying the dip. Be a good boy and buy my bags. hehe

>>51260655
>t. low-T T holder

>>51260545
Look for European companies that use alot of electricity
Short them
It's that easy
>I don't know what uses al ot of electricity
google it by sector and narrow it down from there

>>51260650
im behind 15 minutes from real time prices. thats not good to daytrade.

i buy the chart price and didnt see the price went down a lot in the 15 min. so i might buy way above the current price and i am fucked now.

>>51260551
His content be bussin yeah. Guy’s on point about the debt bubble no cap.
I predict inflation is going to rise to 16% here (Europoor) from 13,9%. Winter 40% mark my words.
Frfr liquidity crisis so stay moisty and fresh brah.

>>51260655
do I just buy an ETF who pays dividends? Im too retarded for stock picking, every individual stock I've bought dumped or has been crabbing ever since

dividends are bonds for midwits

>>51260710
I by that you mean boomer central bankers, yes. Wonder who actually buys bond anymore fr hahaha

OMG ECELEBRITYERINO'S

>>51260721
the wealthy buy bonds, they don't need more than a few percent to compound wealth

Be greedy when everyone is fearful. Be Fearful when everyone is greedy. hahahah

Everyone should be buying the dip!!! Listen to the greatest stock investor of our life.

Buy the DIP because you are dumb and you can only make it by listening someone else. You are incapable of thinking for yourself. So yes, buy the dip because stocks never crash and you are a Anon Buffet.

tell me about an indicator that actually works for predicting price movements of a stock.

>>51260733
True but the only real spicy bonds where Russia bonds due to their low debts. You can’t buy these anymore, Jack. Not a joke.

>>51260655
I'm currently a VTI VXUS fag but I'm so close to going for a high dividend yield

>>51260689
just ask somebody in a time zone ahead of you, they should be more than 15 minutes ahead.

>>51260748
MRRI no cap.

>>51260748
if its mentioned in smg and then plastered all over wsb the next day, get in and get out quick. Guaranteed pump and dump

>>51260747
>You are anon Buffett
Yes I know.

>futures

Reminder that prison stocks like geo always moon during recessions

>>51260781
>Your hold face.

rolling for winter food shortage in america

>>51260813
I have seen what grocery stores throw out. It would need to be a hell of a shortage.

>>51260813
if we didn't get a food shortage by now after all those food manufacturing places mysteriously caught on fire, we never will

>>51260813
>food shortage
Never happening

>>51260813
Big pharma would literally subsidize farmers to ensure Americans can be kept fat and unhealthy

>>51260881
>war in ukraine not ending any time soon, Moscow’s ambassador to the UN Gennady Gatilov said Kyiv would have to ‘fight until the last Ukrainian’
>record heat wave this summer across the northern hemisphere due to jet stream wave number 5
>wildfires everywhere
>global drought

idk about you guys but i bought the WEAT dip and im holding on for dear life. looking to at least double my money in the next year.

Guys, what program do you use to burn dvds? I have been out of the pirating game for awhile but every freeware piece is so fucking slow.

>>51260881
>never happening
Have no baby milk powder like chinks.

>We might need to up your dosage, anon

>>51260976
I use ImgBurn for my playstation games. Pretty sure it works on DVDs too.

>>51261002

Holy shit, baggies went too far this time

>>51260813
>>51260855
>>51260868
>>51260881
>>51260936
rolling for energy shortages which cause water shortages which cause food shortages in america

>Where I Live is a big tourist area (burgerland) and local shops were reporting 20% decline in sales over the end of the summer
>Consoomers are slowing but it’s just not showing up in Q2 data all these companies just gave you
>There’s a serious down turn in discretionary spending and no doubt large companies are noticing this as well, they’re just not telling you
>BBBY CFO jumping because he sees the data
>recession is just heating up
>Don’t be fooled by money managers all over financial tv who tell you “don’t take you money out of the market faggot” who make their money off their AUM
>The economy is slowing and it’s finally showing in the internal data
>Fed won’t quit hiking, they’re wanting to cause a recession... They’re Frankenstein’ing the economy and really have no clue how it’s going to go
>Fed steps up selling off balance sheet this month QT
TLDR..... It’s over!

>>51261104
It's never ogre.

>>51260655
How about SCHD?

>>51261102
never bet against america, nigger

Oilbros are we going to make it back up this winter? Or is the tightening and interest rates meme somehow going to fuck us again despite what should be a boomtime for energy stocks?

>>51261133
schd? more like shit lmao

>>51261195
>t boomer mcfaggot

>>51261122
>Mint
>A LOT of mint
>yes, that is what the people want!

who the fuck thinks of this shit?

>>51261201
both

>>51261104
JPow clearly is trying to tank the biden presidency with his rate hikes, he wants his boy Trump back in office. based af if you ask me.

>>51261224
get a load of this non-shamrock shake enjoying faggot

>>51261104
Summer still had pent up tourism demand I think and that's over. Everyone pent up went somewhere this summer

>>51261104
>Big tourist area
Please elaborate, are we talking tourism like Los Angeles or tourism like Cape Cod? Or are you Midwest larping and you live next to a popular lake that is two hours from Columbus, Ohio?

>>51261253
fucking gross, dude.

kek BBBY baggies oh i am kekking

I know a sudden CFO resignation is bearish but what about a rich CFO suicide?

>>51261276
Asheville and Charleston, a couple of restaurant owners I know in Charleston have noticed a lot less foot traffic too and people are now choosing smaller ticket items on the menu. Where they would be ordering expensive steaks and seafood, they’re now ordering more things like burgers and chicken dishes

>>51261375
There's more to the story. The glowies are coming for all these meme stock executives.

>>51261375
>CFO suicide
It’s just a different form of resignation
Dude probably had mental health problems or other personal issues

>>51261102
We are blessed by God nigga. No one not even the jews can undermine his grace bitch nigga.

ummm... at least cpi will be better in a week or so right? haha...

>>51261383
I think one factor this year is a lot more people are willing to travel internationally than visit domestic destinations like Asheville or Charleston, but I agree that the consumer is definitely trading down on meals and the data is not doing a good job of showing how fast things are stagnating.

>>51257004
I've said this before elsewhere but Acadamy Sports is probably a good buy, they are expanding aggressively right now opening a lot of new locations and are overtaking stuff like Dicks Sporting Goods in a lot of areas. Outdoorsmanship has seen a huge resurgence since the pandemic (much to my dismay, fuck off from my fishing spots) and a lot of the older names like cabalas have decayed and become kinda shit

>>51261480
inflation is why asset prices are high, lower cpi readings happen when assets deflate

>>51261480
You do know russia has banned oil sales to euros now right? And they may cut off natty gas too.
They're saying 300$ a barrel, but realistically 200ish is fair. The price of everything is about to moon.
The press will be firing up again shortly.

point out the posts in this or last thread with actually, legitimately useful information about where price is headed. prove this place is worth anything.

go ahead. try. you useless cunts.

>>51261104
Depression is just heating up. Have you looked around?

S&P, more like poop and pee.

>>51261538
we aren't your financial advisor, we aren't your personal hedge fund, we aren't your unpaid analyst, go fuck yourself faggot

>>51258051
Go to church and meet some folks.

>>51261555
>"we can't"
>trips for truth of being unable to do it

thought so. thanks for proving my point, chode.

>>51261538
Look the quote is glowing like a neon board.

>>51261511
Man idk, i thought that would happen but i figured it wouldn't moon until at least end of September or mid October even.

>>51261579
>wah wah spoonfeed me money making plays wah

>>51261538
while this is true of pol and b are mental illness circlejerks, i talk with uninformed friends in real life as well and frequently come away having traded zero useful information. not every human interaction needs to be to your personal career/financial gain anon. your brain has either been rotted by scamartist youtube self help gurus, or you are highly autistic/sociopathic. communication is enjoyable for its own sake to most humans. please go back to you know where.

>>51261579
we make memes

>>51261538
PRTY will be the next huge blowup meme stock. there you asshole now stop complaining and shitting up the thread

>>51261599
maybe its bullish. if they actually follow through, and if the fed holds firm on not printing more, then the recession they wanted to see will arrive very early, so no need for more rate hikes. actually maybe not because then you'll have inflation and a serious recession. idk how they will play that one.

>>51260699
>>51260699
Probably the best place to start. DIVO, JEPI, and SCHD are probably the best ETFs for that.

DIVO buys good dividend paying stocks and lets sells some covered calls to boost their yield to 5% a year. Their dividend has been growing 10-20% a year on top of that.

JEPI does the same, but with low volatility stocks (low vol stocks outperform high vol stocks on a risk adjsuted basis)

SCHD just buys quality dividend stocks and is probably one of the best performing ones historically.

SYLD is also another good one, but they focus on "shareholder yield" which is more concerned with shareholder buybacks insteads of just divedends (buybacks are not taxable events, unlike dividends)

>>51260710
bonds are for midwits. TLT is down over 20% YTD, same as with the SPY. And they yield less than a lot dividend payers.

>>51261652
>>51261538
lol the retard doesnt know that the real smg discussion is done by stenography.

>>51261687
Idk bro, the recession might arrive but we're going to need to see serious and broad layoffs in basically all sectors, that kinda stuff doesn't happen over night or even in 1 month. that's like a 3-4 month minimum sort of thing to reach all sectors.

>>51260733
a few percent won't even cover inflation.

Investment advisors to the wealthy are increasingly getting their clients to do managed futures, short vol (eg covered call strats), rental real estate, insurance linked securities, and the like.

Bonds are worthless as an investment class.

How do I invest in this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYbiFOMzXvM

>>51261736
ibonds are a great baseline inflation hedge

>>51261746
If you are wealthy enough, become a Lloyd's of London member. Or invest in an insurance carrier that does.

So BRK.B and MRKL

>>51261779
TIPS> I series

I prefer energy stocks.

>>51261732
If they actually follow through, and you have 8$ a gallon gas, and even higher in Europe, it shouldn't take very long. That's a big if, and there's the risk in going full doomer on puts. Usually people don't choose to end the world. But sometimes they do. Thats too much of doomsday scenario though to predict what will actually happen though.

"Nevah know your luck when thehs a free for all"

>>51261579
we just like to have a wee bit of fun here lad

>>51261802
not necessarily, tips are only better than bonds if you get UNEXPECTED inflation
ibonds benefit from both expected and unexpected inflation

>>51261833
oh also they can't have negative yield and tips can

Holy shit, its 110 degrees

>>51261538

I also called the bear rally as well back late june, but I can't find post atm. Stocks need to go down to drive unemployment and DXY up, simple as. As soon as VIX broke the downtrend I was in SQQQ.

M2 also continues contracting b/c QT and collapsing mortgages which is so insanely bearish I can't even properly convey it. Stepping off the exponential curve of monetary growth is economically suicidal in a debt based fiat system.

All that said, currently I'm 95% certain they're gonna stop an extreme selloff like 2008, and I'm 90% certain they're gonna pump it going into midterms to appease the dems, so I will probably look for an SQQQ top later this month and re-asses then.

>>51261992
So my vix calls aren't going to print?

>>51261809
If its doomsday you’re retarded putting your money on a brokerage.

I'm having a really bad feeling.

>>51262026
Can someone tell my how the fuck I work with VIX? Can I just fucking buy that shit low and sell high without fucking myselfs over

>>51262026

Depends what your calls are. I don't fully understand how they're suppressing it, but I think they want to keep it rangebound 20-30 basically, even as the S&P hits 30% down it'll not go much over 30.

That's probably about where I'll look for an exit on my short position. It also depends what's happening with oil and gas, because really all of this is about balancing voter gas price decreases vs 401k losses to win the midterms. Fed is so utterly corrupted by politics it's actually hilarious.

>>51260813
maybe burgers will finally lose some weight

>>51262129
Not happening.

>>51261538
sir this website exists so we can call each other stupid niggers and make em lose money

>>51262026
STOP LONGING VOLATILITY

STOP IT

IT'S A MEAN-REVERTING PHENOMENON

IT HAS CONTANGO

YOU SHORT THE SPIKES YOU STUPID PRICK BECAUSE IT ALWAYS GOES DOWN FOREVER AND EVER AMEN

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I HOPE YOUR FAMILY IS POOR FOR A MILLION GENERATIONS YOU DUMB CUNT

>https://sixfigureinvesting.com/2016/10/is-shorting-uvxy-tvix-vxx-the-perfect-trade/

>>51262091

>>51262361
Don't you have some sweaty white lady's feet to be sucking?

gold miners and silver miners getting smoked.

>>51260631
meltup into crash

>>51262422
we already had the meltup

>>51262399
hey /smg/

if anyone has that webm with the black guy putting ketchup on that tattoo'd girls foot and sucking on it, please post it now.

you know the one. this guy deserves to know too.

>>51262361
but but but muh vix call spreads

>>51261579
this would be the place for a man of your sophistication --------> www.cnbc.com/investingclub/

>>51262475
wh*te women will do anything for BBC

>>51261700
Maybe TLT is about to come back. It’s unusual for it to be positively correlated with stocks like this.

>>51262414
Don't remind me, the great rotation is 2 weeks out.

>>51260611
>>51260326
I can’t find any traversy selenium god damn it

Anyone have any good books to recommend bout the Great Depression?

>>51262544
my diary desu

>>51262556
I've read it
it wasnt that good

>>51262361
longing vol is necessary if you are using any sort of leverage.

There are smart and dumb ways to long vol. Dumb ways are short term long options and short term long VIX futures. Long UVXY is doubly dumb for this reason.

Smart ways are buying VIXM (or selling puts on VIXM with the intention to hold after assignment) and selling puts on VIX (preferably 9 months out).

Basically, the most reliable way to get rich is to get paid to hedge.

>>51262544
yep

>>51262487
anon, don't make me repeat it...

>>51262519
Its positively correlated to stocks because of low interest rates. Rising rates adversely affect bonds and stocks. The bonds won't yield enough to act as a cushion against losses in equities. There is absolutely no reason to own bonds when interest rates are so low.

TLT won't be coming back for a while. You are better off buying a 1x short bond etf as a hedge.

If you want fixed income, buy a covered call etf. Same amount of risk as TLT, with 10x the yield

>>51262495
show me one single post from there that was valuable.

>>51262414
Do I keep buying the dip or am i just fucked

>>51262487
>>51262596
going long vol of vol (eg debit call spreads on VIX), will burn up money rapidly.

Thankfully, there are thousands of ways to go long vol that have positive carry.

>>51262618
Energy seems to be the more solid bet as an inflation hedge

Precious metals are basically shorting the dollar. The dollar has been inversing the market for several years now

>>51261403
wtf why did george clooney kill himself

>>51262648
Maybe this way they can’t prosecute him and his family keeps the money?

>>51262618
The DXY* making new highs we gonna have to bag hold for a while

>>51262621
>Thankfully, there are thousands of ways to go long vol that have positive carry.

I'm all ears, anon.

>>51261538
>DISCLAIMER: These are opinions only for entertainment purposes, not investment/financial/legal advice. Past performance is not a predictor of future results. This is not personalized but rather general educational and informational material. Do your own due diligence and/or consult a registered financial advisor before taking any positions. You should not take any of this information as guidance for buying or selling any type of investment or security. I am not a financial advisor and anything that I say should not be seen as financial advice. I am only sharing my biased opinion based off of speculation and personal experience. An individual trader's results may not be typical and may vary from person to person. It is important to keep in mind that there are risks associated with investing in the stock market and that one can lose all of their investment. Thus, trades should not be based on the opinions of others but by your own research and due diligence.

>>51262648
>look at pic
>george clooney, super leftist, didn't actually kill himself

i'm fucking livid m8

>>51262572
Last time I looked OTM VIX puts 3 months out cost as much as 9 month ones, so I write the shorter dated puts. Can you explain your preference for long dated ones?

>>51262732
TELL ME WHERE YOU THINK PRICE IS GOING AND WHY YOU FUCKS

YOU'RE FUCKING USELESS

I HATE YOU

UwU

>>51262795
>>51262795

>>51262795
>>51262795

>>51262724
Selling puts on VIXM (with the intention to hold after assignments). VIXM has low rollover costs (they buy 5 month vix futures, so less rollover). And selling a put means you get paid to buy it.

Selling puts on VIX. You don't have to worry about contango if you are playing the spot index directly (premiums are a lot lower tho).

Selling call credit spreads on Indices (NDX, SPX, RUT). Sell them as far into the future as possible, and preferably near the money. You get paid a credit and if the market goes or stays down, you will make money. The loss is limited by the long call, and you only have to worry about realizing a loss once every 2 years or so.

Buying low volatility stocks. Betting against Beta (BaB) states that low beta stocks outperform high beta stocks on a risk adjusted basis. It is basically like being long equities, while having a long vol overly as a hedge, without actually having to buy any hedges. You can also short (or buy puts and bearish spreads) on high beta stocks as a hedge as well. BaB is also know as Safe minus Risky (SmR) and Conservative minus Aggressive (CmA)

>>51262759
>he feels entitled to financial advice
Sonny, you better pull yourself up by your bootstraps. I'll even give you a hint. Just toss out theories in the next thread, like "SPX is going to 4400 after midterms" or "/CL is going to 150 a barrel". Eventually someone will support or critique your argument and provide some kind of reasoning which you can then use for your own bull or bear case.

>>51262757
You only have to worry about realizing a loss every 9 months or so. This is to minimize the risk of your hedges eating up all your profits in a (low vol) bull market

>>51262815
these are all just lies and slander tbhwy. good to know where you stand, at least. an attempt was made.

>>51262643
Short term energy long term silver they can’t keep inflating the market forever right?

>>51261002
History is repeating itself again.

Teslabros, how are we looking?

We're sitting at a very comfy $270 after the 3-1 split and a week of wild dips. If there was ever a time to buy, it's now. I am getting paid this week and loading up on shares!

You heard the news? You guys have no idea what's coming do you? There's no hope for you retards.