/biz/ - Business & Finance

imagine talking to people about crypto, let alone God forbid you are the one to get the into it

>>51253469
LARP

Who would be retarded enough to yolo their parents $800k retirement fund into a single high risk asset?

>>51253509
i-it was a stable coin bro
kek

First week at the stock market playing options

>>51253509
>Who would be retarded enough to yolo their parents $800k retirement fund into a single high risk asset?
Crypto is the future brah, we're experiencing hyperinflation, you HAVE to invest brah, celsius gives you a risk free 8% brah

>>51253531
kek

Damn.
These posts make me realize that my 20k crypto loss and 12k credit card debt aren't so bad after all.

>>51253735
impressive.. very nice

>>51253469
But I thought Boomers were greedy and selfish bros, seems like they love their arrogant kid enough to trust them with 800k to gamble.

And to think millenial gen x zoomers laugh at boomers for getting scammed over the phone, they go ahead and get scammed on crypto for in 800k in one go.

The arrogance of the millenial gen x zoomer knows no bounds.

>>51253531
just do the same thing but backwards dude you'll be back in it even quicker

>>51253735
>he fell for racism is based meme

>>51253469
I don't believe these posts. This has to be a larp.
1. Why would anyone want to highlight this to the world?
2. Wouldn't their parents see the post?
I gotta say, this looks very fake, and for that reason, it's gay.

>>51253735
Lulz, you can buy that qty today with the coinbase fee that they paid.

>>51253899
pretty broad conclusion to derive from a single event involving one family. even combined with all similar stories its not even 1% of the general population. not to mention all the larps for attention.

>>51253509
I've been here since '08 (on /g/ before /biz/ was created) and I had literally never heard of LUNA or Celsius before they imploded
It's fake, manufactured as an excuse for the fed to Shut It Down

>>51254137
the people in power don't need an excuse. that's why it's called power.

>>51254121
If not all boomers trusted their kid with a huge amount of money, they'll just end up gambling it all away.

Based /biz/ thread

>>51254121
If all boomers trusted their kid with huge amounts of money, they'll just gamble it all away.

>>51254496
wtf

and once again another millenial proves to be useless

>>51253469

>>51254103
>Wouldn't their parents see the post?
Some random twitter post really? Do your parents know what your twitter handle is?

>>51253469
>biz rekt
>twitter cap
what did (((he))) mean by this?

>>51253469
lel. i remember that. I only saw 10-12% rates, but wasn't stupid enough to take the bait

>>51254496
So what did Drath'nor next?

>>51253469
The stock is definitely going to fall on Tuesday.

>>51254137
this 100%

>>51253509
I almost wanted to shill crypto to my parents once, dont think they would invest but thank god i didnt cause i would never forgive myself if they lost money cause of my shitty advice

>>51254137

Reddit was swarming with it.. Biz has no good info lol

Just come here to shit post

>>51254496
lmao

>>51253469
wow that's pretty bad.
I took my mom's retirement money and invested in oil stocks. now I'm worried about estate taxes because it's going up too high too fast.

>>51253509
sounds like cryptochuds to me

>>51253509
I told my mom to buy btc when I was a dollar.

>>51253899
>What is an anecdote, Alex.

>>51255388
>Dog meme.
If people are trading it large scale and it's doing more things than is it really a meme.

>>51253469
>$830k
>retire on
>go travelling
holy moly that's way more than I've got but that's no where near enough to "retire and go travelling"
it could last 5 to 10 years i suppose if they were frugal, or if they have other income sources besides that

>>51256127
Right. That's one of the ways you know it's fake. The twitterbot programmer couldn't have made it a large amount - $5mm or something - because there's no sympathy elicited for rich people who lost everything. So the twitterbot programmer chose a middle class retirement amount and delusional middle class retirement dreams.

>>51253509
stocks chuds

>>51253469
Did luna faggots ever get UST airdropped onto the second abandoned chain?

>>51254496
Continue anon don't leave us hanging here we want the full story

>>51255994
look who is back, it is the scum of the earth

>>51254103
just because something is fake doesnt necessarily mean it is gay. Something can be fake and based

>>51256127
>that's no where near enough to "retire and go travelling"
it would be enough for me. more than.

>>51253469
Let me post some.
>>51253509
What kind of newfag are you? We had nearly daily threads about luna and ust lied farming back in 2021.

>>51253735
lmaoooooooooooio

>>51257289
that's just sad

>>51257743
No this is not even enough. This gme baggies are spamming on this board daily useless threads for over 2 years by now! They bring in more r*ddit niggers so that /biz/ turns into another r*ddit board on 4chan. They have to lose everything and and more.

>>51254496
Based Drath'nor destroying stable boys.

>>51253509
a redditor

>>51253735
brutal

>>51254496
kek

>>51257743
>>51257289
it actually seems weirdly comfy

>>51258684
If he lives and doesn't become a druggy he will live in a terminally redpilled state

>>51254137
>I had literally never heard of LUNA
...
Also that pic has a very basic explanation that you should understand.
Hard to believe you're not trolling here.

>>51258684
>comfy
Hello gme r*ddit nigger you have to go back.

>>51254137
thats because the real scams arent even shilled anymore
the scammers know that the autists here are too smart for their stupid cons so its not worth the effort, while twitter and reddit is prime harvesting land for low effort cons
luna was big as fuck on both, you probably also dont know how many people got rekt on tiktok because they bought very expensive houses based on the 20% yield for the next 20 to 30 years

it all started with the obviously total ponzi food tokens that were shilled from june/july 2020

>>51258798
Rent free

>>51254082
It is based. Just not a buy signal

>>51259635
nah bro, they simply weren't racist enough