/biz/ - Business & Finance

you sold the top anon didn't you?

you are ready for the nuke anon yes? you are still shorting right?

The next 3 month candle will be a bloodbath. Stay safe anons, don't get baited into longs.

>>51250711
>>51250737
what am I looking at?

>>51250792
a shitcoin chart that's about to correct

>>51250819
what script is that?

>>51250825
a script that made me sold tops and buy bottoms anon. I'll give it to you for 30k USDC

Moo moo moo
*shakes ass*
moo moo moo
*struts left & right*
I'm h*ckin bullish
and I say
moo moo moo
*epic finish*

>>51250825
just looks like some bolinger bands (1 and 2 standard devs) and parabolic sar?

correct me if im wrong ta fags

>>51250694
do I really need to be a fucking millionaire first to wake up next to a woman like this?

>>51250854
Hard to draw any conclusions from it without knowing what it's based on.

>>51250865
just go find a light skinned latina in south america or eastern europe

>>51250865
You are worthy of love anon

Should i short GME?

>>51250870
yeah fair enough, not looking to sell it anyways am just memeing, stay safe and short every fucking bounce

>>51250865
believe it or not but most people browsing 4chan have unlikable personalities and that's the main reason they don't get a woman

>>51250888
I wouldnt even date myself if I was a woman desu

I’m having recurring dreams about my middle school girlfriend. That was 12 years ago. God, she probably forgot that I even exist. I’m so lonely.

>>51250899
Incorrect, w*men just think too highly of themselves and ruined human relationships after we gave them rights, and most of us are too high IQ to settle for 30-something used goods

https://seekingalpha.com/article/4538808-party-city-stock-stock-safety-margin-potential-upside
https://archive .ph/MzAuJ
Sep. 03, 2022 5:02 AM ET
>Party City at 2x FY2021 operating income and $200 million market cap is priced like future bankruptcy is likely.
>Party City has a confluence of factors that makes it compelling as a trade, especially Halloween being soon.
>The fundamental thesis provides margin of safety for a near-term trade and target of 50% upside.
>We should also note that Party City’s largest shareholder, hedge fund CAS Investment Partners added to its holdings at above $6 earlier this year.
>I view Party City to be most interesting as a near-term trade for a significant potential return in the lead up to Halloween.
>a lingering concern that its largest shareholder – CAS Investment Partners - might need to sell its stake amidst the fund’s decline this year should have lifted amidst a rebound in its top positions
>Party City does not face any major debt repayment soon. It has a senior note due in 2023 with a carrying amount of $22.779 million which is not sizeable, whilst its next major debt repayment is due in 2025 ($206 million).
>its next major debt repayment is due in 2025 ($206 million).
>Risk Factors: Any negative news on Halloween consumer trends, retail peer performance or company updates may sour the Halloween trade thesis. Further, the continuing market sell-off is not conducive for Party City stock and it cannot be expected to defy a negative broader market trend.

Face it, rechargeable batteries are garbage in all but name. Disposable batteries are the answer. Electric cars will run on disposable batteries. Mobile phones will run on disposable batteries. We will get rid of laptops and go back to towers.

Battery companies are for shorting. Where will they get all the lithium? They won’t. They’re going to zero.

Battery stocks are scams.

>>51250918
alright lil buddy

>>51250914
Dumb frogposter

>>51250694
What stocks are you guys going to buy at a discount? For me it's Wen because wendys has the best burgers in the stock exchange. Also fuck rocker

>>51250914
I know how you feel
I guess people like us are just meant to be alone (see you in three days we're getting banned)

>>51250909
if you want a change, its time to start anon, cause in a few years of doing the same thing, you'll wish you started today

>>51250965
I already turned my life around and improoooved
Got a well respected job, live in a nice apartment, got fit but you cant outlift 20+ years of severe autism. thanks for your words though

>>51250694
How do I make money in this market? My wife is about to divorce me and I need to prove to her that it's worthwhile to keep me around.

>>51250965
Very hard to figure out where to begin, especially as the body ages and simply lifting and running risks exacerbating injuries.

I think I may have to start with career-oriented education. Cybersecurity, coding, or data science?

one picture of a Womyn and you all turn into sappy losers. I thought this was the Chad General

>>51251036
kek it's saturday, a long weekend, and most people lost money

>>51250899
I'm a selfish cunt in all honesty. I also cannot tolerate the personality of the modern woman. Often times at work when my crack whore employee at work is talking to me a simply walk away mid sentence. There is a reason I went 2d. At least Miko is cute and funny.

>>51251036
>you all
Im too numb to care about it.

I can't afford love... yet. I will lift heavy long vti and aquire a 6/10 gf that weighs less than me.

>>51250965
>bro just drag your balls through broken glass to be who society and women want you to be. Don't just unironically be yourself noooooooo you cant do that you need to struggle and suffer to "fix" yourself you are UNWORTHY BE ASHAMED

>>51251104
Holy cope,it's fine if you wanna be a lazy lardass.

>>51251104
It's not genetic. My parents are fine, and siblings and cousins are all doing pretty well. It's just me

>>51251129
>projecting
I'm married and in good shape. But the whole putting pussy on a pedestal and struggling to "improve" yourself shit is cringe and low t beta behavior.

>>51251162
You posted all that shit which i didnt read and im the one projecting?

>>51251104
This pic is partially true. A lot of it has to do with networking. The more people you know the more opportunities you have of meeting women. When I was in high school, I very much got girlfriends mostly by existing. Would be hanging out with friends, there would be girls around, one would tell another that they thought I was cute, and it happened. Never actually pursued anyone. That being said I played sports in highschool so I was in good shape which definitely didn't hurt. I'm 35 now, thank Christ I lived a good life when I was young. I cannot imagine navigating the hell that is dating in 2022.

>>51250922
>Fundamentals
It is a fucking brick and mortar stock. Don't lie to people for a second to think that this has anything to do with anything apart from a simple squeeze.

>>51251183
Yes nigger because you just assumed I'm a "lazy lardass" and can't conceive of somebody that doesn't fit your preconceived notion having an opinion that differs from yours.

>>51250888

>>51250899
have you considered that women often also have unlikeable personalities

>>51251204
Post body

>>51250942
suck my cock

>smg
>Anons bringing in /pol/ and /r9k/ tier loser shit.
Please stay on topic, getting tired of needing to scroll through your whining about your delusions not meeting reality in order to get to actual discussion.

>futes

when did the bear market of women start? I'm going to say the top was somewhere around 2013 because to be fair they weren't this horrible in the oughts

>>51250918
>w*men just think too highly of themselves
if your logic holds true then you're a woman

>>51251240
nigger this is 4chan go back to plebbit

why do quants and other analysts who are supposed to be experts on applying heavy math to financial markets work in banks and other enterprises?
why not just apply the knowledge and make money for yourself
these guys should be mega smart as i understand and the work life balance in this area as i often read is a disaster
so why do it?

>>51250865
thats a man isnt it

>>51251240
It's saturday and the market that matters is not gonna open on monday,chill

>>51251240
It's the weekend you faggot

>>51250892
Yes, post your gains in their thread

>>51250711
Your chart is very pretty.

>>51251240
Shut the fuck up nigger

>>51251247
I think appropriately of myself, projector

>>51251004
>Cybersecurity, coding, or data science?

Is there a website or software that charts options history? Specifically, I want to be able to see changes in open interest and trading volume in the past. Surely this data is archived somewhere? Does any service offer this?

>>51251226
>I'm gonna need to see some proof of your body for uh research purposes.

does SIGA have one last crusty, pus-filled pump?

>>51251329
I wish

>>51251255
Because they are probably in debt to their schooling and need income security, not to mention benefits. I dont think there is anything stopping them from having their own little side hustle. Also, the big players have the most data, if you are solo you have basically nothing in the grand scheme of things. Playing alone involves tons of risk and working for a fund means you get paid to risk other peoples shit.

>>51251004
I’m in cybersecurity. Used to work in programming and data science. AMA

>>51251351
I just left the military and my skills apparently don't apply to my field since the electrical unions control it and told me I'd need to apprenticeship from scratch despite 6 years of military electrician experience.
How do I get certs etc in data science or programming or whatever and get a job in that field, bonus points for at least partially WFH because I would prefer not to move across the country for a job that could pan out poorly

>>51251351
Why’d you leave data science for cyber?

>>51251377
Can’t beat a BS in Computer Science. It’s “the” degree

>>51251377
Yeah my dad is in the plumbers union, he basically says unless you know a guy who knows a guy, it's a pain in the ass to get your foot in the door. Had a friend that joined a union HVAC job, has 20 years experience and the union guys basically sabotaged him from day one so he would quit. He made it all of 2 weeks. Their loss, he's an amazing installer and servicer.

>>51251393
>he basically says unless you know a guy who knows a guy
I knew a guy who knows a guy but my union stopped taking people and left me out to dry for almost two months and the alternative is 15 dollar an hour slave labor as a hand at some contractor

>>51251388
>>51251377
fuck a degree, go to youtube university and skip the 100k debt

>>51251385
I found it boring

>>51251410
>>51251388
I need a job asap and if I can get some kind of job while I figure out college or even avoid college altogether that would be ideal

>>51251377
Alot of places want electrical skills but don't necessarily need licensed electricians, I work at a data center, lot of ex military in the industry. Power plants, critical facilities etc. 6 years, were you navy nuke?

>>51251404
Why can’t you start your own independent business and do things yourself?

>>51251415
>6 years, were you navy nuke?
yeah I've been applying around to factories, data centers, etc all over but I've been rejected so far because I have zero field-specific civilian experience. Everyone basically treats me like a kid fresh out of high school and I can hardly blame them since doing anything in the military doesn't translate well to anything outside.

>>51251444
There /twg/ on /g/. They might have good advice for you

You could always sell Rocker your bussy.

>>51251444
I was able to get a $70k/y IT job out of initial training as a 35T in the Army Reserves. Shit is cash, I always thought Navy Nukes came out with a good position for civilian jobs.

>>51251501
>I always thought Navy Nukes came out with a good position for civilian jobs.
I can believe it, if they're going into the nuclear industry, because that's the only field you get actual civilian certs for, but my experience so far has been very poor.

WW3 will tank the market

>>51251240
You think people actual discuss stock market here? It's all just shitposting trolls faggots betting on shit stocks based on the ticker symbol!!

>>51251501
Navy nukes come out with fuck all because the nuclear field is not growing and the people in it are sure as fuck not leaving the one job they are qualified for. There is a huge supply of burnt out Navy nukes who hate their life and practically zero demand for them. Finding work in the civilian sector is just another one of the lies the recruiters tell them to trick them into what is basically the shittiest job in the armed forces.

>>51251444
Depends on your location too, I don't have any advice you haven't heard but it took me a year to get a good job after I got out as a mechanic. You have your gi bill as well. You don't necessarily have to use it on a 4 year school, I personally could not stand being in college it filled me with a simmering rage unlike anything I experienced before or since. Try looking at listing on recruiters websites, they don't say the company name but there's usually enough to figure out who it is and apply directly, I found my job by looking up what a old friend was up to. Don't be afraid to Facebook and LinkedIn stalk people

>>51251534

>>51251513
wrong
ww3 is the next golden bullrun
buy more iphones NOW before it's too late

>>51251411
Which pays more?

short GOOG

WW3 is extremely bullish for the US

>>51251541
>but it took me a year to get a good job after I got out as a mechanic
the gi bill is cool and all but if I just go to college there's a lot of problems with me just not being able to pay my bills or accumulate wealth the entire time unless I go live in a dorm
I would just rather not go to college until I have a bigger stack if I can help it

>>51251595
Probably about the same. There’s a wide variation between the low achievers and the high achievers

Literally the only thing I had to look forward to for today... some new headphones that I ordered arriving... has been delayed until tomorrow
Short AMZN please

>>51251625
Did you go to college or boot camp or…?

>>51251414
Same I don’t want to be staring at a old fa ag telling shit and trying to put corporate propaganda

>>51251653
its more that the opportunity cost of not having even a basic full time job would impoverish me over the course of getting my degree even with a gi bill paying the tuition

>>51251613
Its only russia and Ukraine so no ww3 hype

>>51251642
I bought a yoyo on Amazon when I was drunk and I forgot how much fun they are. 10/10 highly recommend.

>>51251618
It's like the talk to women thing. You gotta keep trying until you win. In this case winning isn't sex its working 8+ hours a day to make other people rich. But whatever.

>>51251679
I have never had a girlfriend so that doesn't bode very well

Just found out there is garbage colleges in oregon and no trade schools too so its over

>>51251673
Can you do any tricks?

>>51251643
BS in CS. Almost full scholarship except I didn’t get a stipend for my living expenses.

Salaries: 0Y = $70k, 1Y = $70k, 2Y= $90k, 3Y = $130k, 4Y = $170k.

2 company switches and an additional internal transfer

>>51250825
it looks kind of like this

>>51251679
Just have good 1000 rejections bro

Just look attractive or some sjw shit and done

What's for dinner, /smg/?

>>51251706
$2 for a pork patty too expensive

>>51251718
0.5 lb patty

>>51251683
That's the correct answer. I'm definitely not claiming it's a good one. I too am a loser in all aspects but having an OK job.

>>51251673
I have a yoyo in a box on a shelf somewhere from when I was in elementary school. I got it out a while back, I wasn't very good at it. I wasn't very good at yoyoing in elementary school either, for that matter

>>51251695
AAAAAA delet this, let me larp in peace

>>51251728
they just keep asking for 2-4 years commercial/residential/industrial experience in whatever the fuck
I obviously just need to completely switch fields and start from scratch but that could easily put me deep into debt
at least I'm young enough to do it

>>51251706
decisions decisions

>>51251689
Nothing anybody else couldn't do. It's just a nice distraction to fidget with.

>>51251706
Probably gonna order jets pizza. Haven't had a 3 day weekend in years

>>51251726
Still expensive

>>51251770
I see some steak that you can cook with your butter. That sounds pretty solid considering the state of your fridge.

>>51251770
>drinks wimpy half gallons of milk
ngmi

>>51251805
no

>>51251706
I might go to Panda Express, even though I have some frozen Chinese chicken in my freezer that I can make...

>>51251770
>steak
>milk
>eggs
>butter
>pickles
Based, nothing else is needed in a man's fridge

>>51251768
It seems scary until you realize nothing matters.

>>51251834
Just get malnourished bro

>>51251351
What’s the best way to get started? Can I learn it while keeping a day job? Is it interesting? What if my math skills are gone and I barely passed calc?

>>51251377
I think I remember you. Turns out the military doesn’t accept anyone with a history of depression, so I’m not considering it any more. Also not getting the mRNA shot and almost too old.

>>51251843
certified nuke moment

>>51251851
>I think I remember you
this is the first time I've talked about it here so you dont remember me
but I'm sure there's no shortage of people like me

>>51251706
im going to make a root beer float with homemade vanilla ice cream i made a while ago

>>51251757
you are on the amateur sleuth and puzzle enthusiast business forum sir

>watching the Elvis movie
>look up colonel parker
>he's Jewish
*Sigh*

>>51251891
Ah yes, the Mongolian basket weaving forum, how could I forget

>>51251851
Cybersecurity builds upon IT. Start in IT

>>51251692
How was university? How many hours did you have to study/wk? What was hardest classes?

>That smile. That damned smile.

BNED made me so much money

>>51251975
Never began for baldcels

>>51251706
Meatballs and white rice with garlic tomato sauce

>>51250918
based and redpilled

>>51251982
I'm just happy because I'm probably the one who made treal money on BNED because I slept through the opening puke (probably planned). Every since then I'm convinced that ((market makers)) are in this thread

>>51251104
This picrel is total horseshit. You can make a change but you have to force a genetic mutation. That's literally how evolution works. So in order to start a new, permanent habit that your family has never put into action before, you have to break away from their DNA by sheer force of will, repeatedly ignoring the demons in your head telling you to "stop. quit. it's useless." Happens all the time and it's not that strange; but it's as difficult as it sounds.

I hate demotivational shit like this but it's 4chan I understand

>>51252033
As a former futures trading degenerate I love getting jewed

>>51252033
The market was going up until last few days obviously it would pump

haha the markets clearly were overreacting on friday. I'm sure by tuesday we will go back to our upward trajectory. nothing bad happens during september right?

>>51252057
But it horribly dumped first. Now I know how to play Rockers ((advice))

For example Rockers says now that the bottom is in. Close your shorts and go long. But of course it is not in yet.
It will be in when you fucking nazis get stopped out of your longs. I figured it all out now.

>>51252120
ya bro it just dumped because of the gazprom news bro. It's gonna go back up bro stocks always go up man just buy, don't try to time the market bro nobody understands that shit haha

>>51252120
Good jobs report came out in the morning or whatever flavor nothingburger news it was, led to a stampede of people trying to take advantage and buy the pump. Except in typical fashion the MMs dump, and the thirsty idiots buy the dip, so the MMs dump more, and more idiots buy. They keep dumping and dumping and letting idiots catch falling knives and then start reloading their positions for another pump. They do this day after day, it is so very tiresome.

>>51250865
If she breathes she's a thot.
his is financial advice.
(get a prenup always)

>>51251950
>IT
Always thought of this as help desk customer service type work

>>51252120
The thought of the S&P 500 going back to 950 is fucking laughable. The game has changed. Inflation is here to stay. They will spend and spend and spend all the way to the great reset, at which point they will turn the stock market into a literal casino for normalfags. Investing won't be a thing. Only gambling.

>>51251770
>no beer
If there isn't vodka in your freezer you need to seriously unfuck your shit.

yeah im thinking SOXL is a buy

>>51252234
I think you are reading the chart wrong anon. The yellow line implies a present day move towards 2250 based on a historic move to 950.

Either way, that is a drastic move and I think there are buyers line up at higher support levels.

>>51252234

Sorry guys... I know Rocker got some of you guys all hyped up last week about doing an /smg/ tech startup... but I just don't have the energy or focus or willpower to work on the MVP anymore... so it's probably not going to happen now. I know I let everyone down, and I apologize, but I'm just a fucking depressed loser who can't accomplish anything in life. So, you'll have to find another way to con investors out of their money and rip off reddit in a SPAC/IPO or whatever. Sorry

>>51252293
god damn im so fucking surprised that some retarded schizo smg startup didnt pan out. Jeesus how can I ever get over this

I'm not ugly, but I think i would be a terrible boyfriend, i struggle enough organising my own relatively boring life.
There's a lot of things i need to do before i get to that point, i'm really a pod person atm, and i don't have money to make up for it either.
It's not easy for autists, but it is what it is, might as well try.

>>51252293
I’m glad I missed this conversation because I know Rocker would try to do what Zuckerberg did to the Winklevoss Twins

>>51252311
Suck their cocks?

>>51252120
>nothing bad happens during september right?

I've read the future from some animals bones while watching Rockers video. So now I know their complete plan:

Every goy is betting on good inflation numbers on the 13th. 9/13 ... the cross sum of 13 is 4. 4+9 is 13. Check.
So after the bulltrap the CIA will some bad shit and the inflation numbers will be horribly. Panic will break out. Good time to accoomulate

Then fed will make an suprising emergency pivot.
After that people will panic buy because of inflation + fed pivot, bobos will be brutally murdered. And the market will meltup quickly to ATHs to make sure nobody is getting any profit this year other than Rocker's family members.
I hope I won't have to go into hiding because my fortune telling will be so very accurate. But I don't care. I will just become a fentanyl addict and roam the streets of Los Angeles.

what are /smg/'s views on the semiconductor industry now and in the future? specifically AMD in my case but just curious in general too. is it all fucked now or is it a good time to BTFD?

>>51252293
Keep your chin up fella. Nobody cares if you do the start up or not. Carve your own path.
>>51252374
Tuesday will be very telling for my investment strategies of the future.

>>51252451
semis are over
imagine buying in jan
hahaha couldn't be me!

>>51252293

These things always fail. Basically the /biz/ equivalent of /pol/ island nationbuilding.

You're good guys, but you're here for a reason: NGMI

cant we have a good old war again, I need my bags pumped
like the ukraine boost but..bigger

>>51252477
Everybody thinks this way but in fact the numbers don't say shit about the future. They only state the past. If you want to know the future you need to listen to me. I'm a gipsy and a shadow jew and Adolf Hitler is my prophet. My magic is unstoppable.

>>51252293
what was the premise here?
like whats in the MVP

>>51252451
I am bearish on the sector for a number of reasons. But I don't think the hype for these stocks has totally died. If we get insomuch as a sniff of a Fed pivot, money is going to cascade back into these stocks.

>>51252561
Fed Pivot might not do much. NVDA's graphic cards got heem'd by crypto crash and their servers can't be sold to China (which was the business still growing).

>>51252561
Do people really think the dems are going to allow a market crash before midterms? It's laughable. They just forgave $20k in student loans on the drop of a dime. You don't think they can pump the market for 2 more month?

>>51252590
I don't disagree with this, but crypto will probably recover with the broader market.

>>51252590
what's the deal with the crypto crash, anyways? is crypto ever coming back, or is that shit just gone forever and mining will never be a thing again? like, how fucked are semi's over this stuff, and is it something you can wait out or is it "over"?

>>51251950
Is IT something I can learn in my off hours off YouTube or Coursera? Will python help?

>>51252608
I am not going to be bullish within the context of this month for historical reasons. What the government can/can't and will/won't do isn't something I can successfully speculate on.

>>51252616
The future of semis is growing not shrinking. More and more shot we produce will require it. The mechanical age is over. The digital age is here. This very well could be a once in a generation opportunity to buy semiconductors at the lowest you'll ever get in. Of course nobody can truly predict the future for sure. But that's just my 2 cents.

If I knew what I know now about market mechanics 2.5 years ago I would be a millionaire now. It was the best and easiest scheme ever to pump and dump money. Interest Rates were sent to such an extreme that it was guaranteed.

When in my lifetime will I ever see another opportunity like this?

I could have made my first million just going up when they sent the interest rates down so harshly and quickly, and again after shorting this market in December when they said that the rates would go up. I know this market will still fall quite a bit but shorting cigar butts seems imprudent.

FML

>>51250694
Anyone heard about GSAT?

>>51252559
It was going to be software for certain types of live music performances

>>51252713
yeah me too, if I just bought the bottom and sold the top on 100x leverage I could have been a billionaire! I will kill myself now because I'm a failure

bad back bros should I get a herman miller embody or a steelcase gesture?

>>51252756
I know this is a shitpost but if someone attempted that the MMs would just scan spike them and theyd lose everything to margin call.

>>51252713
If I only were a bird I could have seen that we are all like lemmings running off a cliff

>be me
>go to grocery store
>zoomer cashier and bagger at checkout
>literally complete the entire process without speaking a single word to each other
>I choke out a haha it wasn't as bad as i thought thank you
>cashier chokes out a h-have a nice day
why was i cursed to live like this
god is truly cruel

>>51252794
I recommend getting a perry the platypus shirt. All the bag ladies love it.

There's going to be strikes on the railroads this month and next month.

If that shit escalates any more, then we could be landing into an economic depression. Short any stocks related to rail companies right now.

have you guys considered becoming real estate agents? I hear its a great time.

>>51252807
the cashier was a male
I was observing that the fellow zoomers at the checkout are just as completely fucking dysfunctional as me

>>51252781
ofc it's a shitpost, just as ridiculous as the comment I replied to. not sure what that person is crying about desu, we all have these stories

>>51252250
Alcohol is basically sugar plus it costs money. I gotta get /fit/. I gotta get money. If you want a nonfat gf, your life has to be firing on all cylinders.

apparently you can bounce around IRA distributions. I took 15k out of my Traditional to pay some bills and I can take 15k out of my roth to pay it back within 60 days. if I cant pay back into my roth within 60 days organically I can just pay it back again with my traditional. Its like a permanent loan to myself at 0%.

>>51252813
Post the webm

>>51252608
How all powerful do you really think the dems are? Biden's latest speeches and policy reflect a party scrambling for any semblance of power or control because they know they have none. (The republicans are also headless chickens but thats another story.)
Think back to Biden's vax mandates. A broad sweeping executive order that was challenged in court, postponed a few times, and then ultimately struck down and swept under the rug. I could see the debt forgiveness going the same route.
Anyway the point is there are market risks and forces that are beyond their control. Until Jay officially turns the printer back on, which will be hard to justify with cpi prints still over 9%, anything is still on the table.

>>51252656
imagine some retard reading this and buying intel

I'm shorting any stocks in Sweden and Austria

https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/sweden-austria-start-bailing-out-energy-companies-triggering-europes-minsky-moment

>>51250723
>Everyone is a bear, everyone thinks it's over.

thats not true. hedge fund managers are 48% net long. like half of the market still thinks these are the lows

>>51252893
in all fairness, despite the fact that i've won and lost equal 5 figure amounts over the course of these past 2 years, i've learned so much from all of this. i now understand a lot of the stuff that legitimately moves price now. really great learning experience that i'll profit from massively over the next several decades assuming i survive WWIII.

>>51252869
>>51252813

i got you famalam. you owe me one.

How much money does it cost to escape clown world? Can I still trade US markets if I no longer am in the US?

>>51252923
Godspeed anon. Hope to see you on the other side.

>>51252934
kek, poor roastie

soxs chads how are we feeling on tuesday

>>51252934
>"Oh no my job is boring!"
Bitch could be 1) doing manuel labor 2) have a shitty night job 3) be unemployed and homeless

Like holy fuck just do 8 hours and then get a fucking hobby and enjoy the weekends

>>51253015
She has no idea what it's like to be poor and short on job options. That's why the idea of having an ordinary job is so horrifying to her.

>>51253027
woman moment

Don't look at the futures.

>>51253051
I'm ready.

>>51252969
>Can I still trade US markets if I no longer am in the US?

No foreigners are not allowed to invest in the US. How would they even pay without dollars?

>>51253051
Kind of fucked up for him to commit suicide in front of his wife and kid like that.

>>51253051
kek, the little one didnt drop the bags

>>51251679
you're supposed to serially approach women? sounds like a good way to get accused of rape or something. plus how can you tell if the girl you've got your sights on is a virgin or a whore? i'd rather wait for arranged marriages to be brought back than deal with this minefield.

>>51253062
always great to have a partner in crime that you can trust to help you

Excuse me I asked a fucking question /smg/
>>51252772

>>51251197
>Brick and mortar is le----bad
>Muh Amazon is....
Hey faggot, Party City is cheaper and has a great online store. Please stfu because you know nothing except how to lose money
t.Boeing anon

>>51253071
Good parenting. Can't bring back the dead but you can keep hands on your shit.
>>51253122
Get a custom good posture butt plug. Chairs only cope for weak muscles and bones, you need a constant feedback reminder that you're not sitting properly to unlearn your bad habits.

>>51253062
That dude was shot in the back though...

>>51253151
Interesting. I hadnt heard of this buttplug thing, it sounds pretty gay. I think ill pass. Good to know you've studied enough to feel confident enough about suggesting it on 4chan though.

>>51253151
Whoops that first part was meant for
>>51253079

>>51253160
/fit/ was my gateway board, I know tons of useful stuff about exercise science and anal play.

>>51253195
Stupid white goy :)

>>51253195
jesus nigga

AI is growing explosively behind closed doors in Silicon Valley, and menial brainwork will soon be automated.
Western countries are losing their skilled workforce as university standards decline and whites become a minority.
Bodily sickness will rise as the masses eat garbage and pop ten pills a day to stay happy.
Climate concerns are being used as a bludgeon to reduce energy output while only China and India build nuclear plants.
How do I long the suicide of the west, stockchads?

>>51253088
you're a retard, a coward, and will never get laid with this attitude. male charisma is a skill you must learn by playing with women until you're good at it.

>>51253069
based shaman art

wtf janny-chan

>>51253233
That's a man

>>51251322

https://www.barchart.com/options

It doesn’t track every single tick on a spread but has relevant information

>>51253228
>How do I long the suicide of the west, stockchads?

It's not suicide it's more like chemotherapy.
Thinking that non-westerners will prevail in a world created by white people is false.

>>51253246
That looks like hair removal in progress. Either laser or electrolysis.

>>51253282
Thanks. Looks good but those niggers want like $17/mo. I guess i gotta just try the free trial and see if it provides the value I need.

>>51253246
What the fuck did you just fucking say about her, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

>>51253006
Feeling pretty good. I avoided 25% of the draw down so far. I sold my soxl longs though and bought more bond/housing shorts -- those arent moving aggressively though because bonds just entered their first bear market in 20 years so algos bought. I also am officially an oiler instead of a brapper.

19 minutes to movie night! Tonite's feature is The Blob (1988), a "goo movie" as requested

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>>51253228
>male charisma is a skill you must learn by playing with women until you're good at it.
I'm afraid it might be too late for me

How many youtube tutorials do I need to watch before I'm ready to trade?

>>51253425
thank god its not some pozzed anime crap again.

>>51252477
>Carve your own path.
It's looking more and more like that ends with me writing a letter to my parents, or something, and then heading into the woods with a rope

>>51250865
you mean a man?

>>51253450
none. open a paper trading account and just learn by experience like a real man

aaaaaah, another saturday night, alone, naked, in my apartment, with no plans, on /smg/. I love being 26
WHAT A LIFE!

Movie night movie night, get in here! Tonite's feature is The Blob (1988)!

time for suicide

>>51253569
based moviechad

>>51253570
He who looks at minute charts with VWAP will miss the bottom

stonks

>>51253823
I miss stonks.

>>51253823
>>51253859
Post the picture

>>51253015
Night jobs are great.
I do fuck all and I work alone

>>51253875
Which one?

>>51253905
The fucking stonks one.... what else?

>>51253895
yeah but are you gonna make it?
what do you do?
and is it worth the increased cancer risk?

>>51253908
Can't find it.

Thoughts on Whitehaven? I just got shilled on it. It's an ausfag coal mining company

I dropped my card at the gas station today. I didn't even realize it for 3 hours because I went out to get some booze and it was gone. Went home and canceled it immediately. Someone had literally already tried to use it at the same gas station. I bet it was the fucking pajeet cashier. I hate this fucking nigger filled third world country so bad, this USED to be a nice middle class area but so much absolute trash has moved in over time. Holy fuck. The worst part was that there was literally more security given to the process of canceling the card than to the card itself.

>>51253997
dayum why didnt you niggas tell me about this before
>>51254006
theres limits on tap ya dumb dumb, hold onto your shit

I just got a loan with 25% monthly interest to cover my daily living expenses for the month of September. Before you judge I was in a tight spot because of the money I’ve lost in the market and needed the cash quick, and since nobody else would loan to me I took up this offer. I’m hoping to have it all payed back by December.

was there an update last night? i was at a restaurant with friends

>>51254040
>25% monthly interest
>hoping to pay it back
You are being judged and not in a good way

>>51250888
BLESSED

>>51251255
scraping a few % off 100k is 2k. Scraping a few % off 1 billion is another matter.
Thats the main reason. To make money from money you have to have a huge seed amount. Most trading isn't huge gambles.

>>51254066
>Western Sky Financial strikes again

>>51250888

>>51254012
Thats a man.

I fucking hate jannies

>>51253159
He had a gun and was waving it in dudes face. Not exactly an unarmed man running away

>>51250888
>>51250965
today swiftanon was pretty based and hopeful pilled

>>51251104
This is also probably true...
the duality of man
what do I need to do to win?

I forgot to mention it earlier but I'm black.

>>51253385
Shut up faggot.

I'm watching lord of the Amazon. Am I a fatgot?

>>51250854
>script
it's just a bunch of bollinger bands making you buy in a downtrend which is retarded.
enjoy your losses

>>51253997
I think you are probably late. Risk of chinese embargo also. Profitable but unsure of upside

>>51252227
prenups are placebo

>>51252616
Crypto is the same as stocks now but with more volatility. If stocks pump, crypto will pump.

>>51254643
Chinese embargo was in place unofficially since 2020 and in fact China is considering buying from Australia again. I agree that he's late but Coal's not a bad place to be and he could get some money out of it

kek baggies
https://nypost.com/2022/09/04/bed-bath-beyond-exec-gustavo-arnal-idd-as-nyc-jenga-building-jumper-source/

>>51254853
>Execs breaking down and showing despair
My hope we are close to the bottom has been restored

>>51254853
RIP little nigga

>>51254864
Execs jumping from buildings is definitely not bullish.

He sold near the top too. Weird.

>>51254986
he wanted to match BBBY chart

>>51254550
>you will never get to ask for just a liytle taste of her pussy
Feels bad man

>>51254968
It's bullish for PRTY

>>51254716
As far as I am aware they are buying our coal again due to supply constraints but the risk is there. They pay a fat dividend anyway so its probably a good trade.

>market down the whole year
>LKNCY up 75.75% YTD
How do we keep winning LuckinChads?

BTC is building up to a gigadump. Next week will be a bloodbath for stocks.

>>51254853
If these earnings numbers are real, I can kinda understand it.
Also, they just revealed they were closing something like 150 stores, so those lay-offs gotta be super stressful.

>>51251800
yo jets its my guilty pleasure, and also fucking hot wife miko-chan!

>the current state of futures

>BBBY CFO
1929 bros... WAGMI!

>THE POWER OF CARDBOARD
https://youtu.be/8eXM93Wyrro

>The brainlet fears the cardboard chad

Short all rice companies in India right now

https://twitter.com/opinion/status/1566174939157336067

>smg talking about how to get a job
Highly bearish

Chinese bond delinquencies are 200% higher than last year

https://twitter.com/AlessioUrban/status/1566111944188350464

What could this mean...?

morning sirs.

gotta hit the store soon. been intermittent fasting over a week now. i skip breakfast everyday and try to eat a salad as the days meals twice a week.

Dropped 3,3 pounds already without zero increase in exercise. ive done even less than normally. feels healthy man. gonna start gym again soonish.

>>51254387
Eat healthy, work out, develop a hobby, maybe make some irl friends. That picrel above was retarded. Quality of life absolutely skyrockets if you take care of yourself and have meaningful relationships romantic or otherwise.

i have to sell my house becaus i live close to africans
i plan on heroing if i cant sell and im trapped here forever, the last land settled by whites is now being flooded with africans, its over boys
I have 3 blonde haired blue eyed white children

>>51256345
Nothing ALL china FUD is priced in.

Fuck looks like I'm gonna have to leave the house and spend money after all. Cat peed on the basement floor instead of inside the litter box.. I've got cleaning stuff but nothing for concrete based and hell some things will only make it worse (smell attracts cat so cat will be tempted to just mark that spot again). Oh well might hit up the McDonald's drive thru and get some breakfast while I'm out.

>>51256578
Great idea anon, kill yourself and leave your children fatherless.

>>51256743
then they dont have to live around niggers anymore

>>51256823
Sure, buddy. It'll work out that way.

>>51256578
You know whites can just resettle just like the nigs did right? Stop being poor.

New

>>51257004
>>51257004

>>51257007
too soon

>>51257007
Back in my day we made it all the way to page 8 before anyone bothered to bake and we liked it. Damn zoomer early baking faggots.

>>51257007
too late

>>51250855
based

>>51251246
yeah, around then "intersectionality" started showing up on their online profiles